I must say, I was most impressed by these profound and deep lyrics. The line "Woof Woof Woof" is a perfect metaphor for his uncontrollable wilderness, and the melodic howl exemplifies the agony that Stapler inflicts upon his enemies. The frequent alliterations, homoioteleuta, anaphoras and epiphoras allow the lyricist to draw special attention to the howls, which do not feature these stylistic devices, allowing them to stand out even further from the rest of the text. The text lacks conjunctions and is very asyndetic, which perfectly encapsulates the erraticness of Stapler's movement. Beyond that, much of the text functions as onomatopoeia, creating the effect of a wild beast attacking it's prey. The recurrence of the phrase "Woof Woof Woof" in multiple parts of the song creates a nice parallelism, drawing further attention to its importance. Finally, the "Woof"s are arranged as tricolon in groups of three, further enhancing their effect. It is clear to me that an immense amount of effort has gone into the stylistic composition of these lyrics. The use of stylistic devices greatly enhances the effect of the lyrics on the listener. You are, truly, a lyrical genius beyond compare, Juno.
Juno was a tree. Then he was a set of colored pencils. And now Juno is... A stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks Juno as... The Stapler. Rated PG-13.
This song is beautiful. Perfection of a craft. There are just so many deep meanings in this song. I don't know if you could make something better than this, the endless barking and growling tells a story. A story of despair then evolving into something greater. Thank you Juno Songs, for you have changed our lives for the better.
I made the same joke but with the scissors boss. But the only bosses that surprised me were hole punch, scissors, and stapler. The rest were spoiled (Edit) I forgot the vellumentals, the sumo Bros, and the handoconda. That is all
Billy: HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!1!1!1! Mother: BILLY! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO HARD!!! Billy:”Shows this video” Mother: Billy: Mother: I’m signing you up for an insane asylum. Billy: ... WAT?
"Would you keep it down in here?!" "But I can't stop laughing at the the barking stapler" "..." "..." "..." "...I mean...I'm watching porn...?" "Go to bed"
I’m honestly astonished how accurate this is to the source material. The amount of time it must of taken to make such a masterpiece. Juno, how do you do it? How do you make such amazing lyrical adaptations!???
How i think Juno will do the real Stapler musical Olly: Bind them Stapler: Woof Woof Woof *Moment of silence* Stapler: Sorry about that I forgot to turn the translator on *Musical begins*
My idea for Hole Punch’s lyrics: “Oh yeah. You know it. Hole Punch’s In The House. Alright, let’s break it down now. Busting moves out in the disco floor, give a roar. Punching out with my funky style, this is certainly gonna get really wild now. Gettin real close to really punch out your face, into place. Spinning to the top with my one-two punch, don’t try to get yourself in a rush. Chorus: Dance with us, it will be just for a little while, get up, and drop the beat And Hail to our master, the great origami king, Olly. Bow down now. One, two, three, four, nail that plumber to the floor. Hole Punch: My dance’s so slick and quick to nick, just wait till a land a perfect hit. Chorus: Disco show, not to boast, he’s about to burn your toast. Hole Punch: Bring it down, to the ground, I’m surely pound you right about now..”
Whoa I can't believe it! You've really outdone yourself. I didn't think anything could soar higher than dialga and meta knight, but I was dead wrong! By far your best work yet ;0
You weren't my usual kid you know Wanna have a bad time, then let's go Before we start I've got to let You in on a little secret I've got my gaster blaster gun I'll tell you before we have our fun Woof
Not gonna lie... I was half expecting in the middle of the song all of a sudden the barking to change to a posh British accent for 'Hail the Origami King!' and then right back to howling and snarling.
Let me just say that this was 100% worth waking up for at 2:45 AM. Yep. Definitely not questioning any of my life's decisions right now. Also, these lyrics are _technically_ accurate...to the _song._ The synthesizer in this track is sometimes made to sound like "wan-wan" which, I believe, is the Japanese onomatopoeia for the sound a dog makes.
The fact he didn't put this video in the legion of stationary playlist implies 2 things. One: He is planning to make another one with lyrics us humans can understand or Two: this was to epic to include in that playlist.
I saw the title, and thought "He wouldn't...". Then instantly just blurted out "This is Juno, of course he would." as I clicked on the video. Well done, Juno.
This is truly, a profound piece of musical adaptation, every lyric moved me, I felt the struggle of the stapler, the emotion in his words, when he said "growl" the emotions overwhelmed me, I cried
Translation: You aren't my usual kid, you know Wanna have a bad time then let's go Before we start I've got to let You in on a little secret I've got my Gaster Blaster gun I'll tell you before we have our fun You'll never reach our origami master _Without getting past me, the Fanged Fastener!_
I suddenly realised that I have an identical stapler, mario from monopoly gamer and my childhood scissor was green *NOW GIMME A PURPLE TAPE STAND AND A YELLOW HOLE PUNCHER*
Looking back at this song I couldn't help but laugh as the lyrics are only two words (bark and a howl) just repeated, THANK YOU MYRO FOR SUGGESTING THIS
If Nintendo doesn’t release legion of stationary stationary, I’m gonna be incredibly annoyed about how they missed the perfect marketing and merchandising opportunity.
Such a cinematic masterpiece, this song is just so beautiful. I believe this song explained to me the true meaning of the universe and the fragility of man. Thank you Juno Songs for this lyrical masterpiece. 11/10 Better than megalovania.
"Woof woof woof woof woof" means "help me, I'm blind, dearf and I can't smell so the only think I can do is screaming for help, Ouch, why is someone atracking me?
Wish that the mario in the web camera part was actually paper mario (like literally a paper cutout of a drawing of paper mario. Or printed from the internet and glued two angels together for flipping purposes
Like one of those homemade Puppets You create out of Paper, color up & Glue your creation to a Popsicle Stick? That would be great Arts & Crafts activity to bring back. I haven’t seen that Art activity since My School days. C:
Hold it, I doubt that this is the real deal.... the stapler shown in the gameplay is pink, not black. Other than that, the lyrics are breathtaking Edit: I meant light grey, I’m sorry, I’m a bit color blind
Honestly, orange is the hardest color to find in a box of colored pencils or crayons. Do you know how many times I’ve been able to find yellow-orange but not orange? Way. Too. Many.
![The Legion of Stationery WITH LYRICS [FULL PACKAGE] - Paper Mario: The Origami King Cover](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WTXC1DEPiqM/mqdefault.jpg)
i love you juno songs
Don’t we all
we do
Yes
Everyone does
That sly DOG, Bah
I like to imagine what the Staplers singing is actually super heartfelt and profound but of course no one can understand him.
Roboheart
Level 4530
Just listing his favorite things about Mario. (hes a huge fan.)
@@HankMFWimbleton OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING OMORI REFERENCE
@@Why_who_where uhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Olivia: GET YO FREAKIN' STAPLER OLLY
Olly: It don't bite.
Olivia: YES IT DO
Ok, you just made me laugh-
Okok
Chain chomp: bark,bark.
Stapler: grrrrrr!
I'm sorry, i had too.
Olivia: IT JUST BIT MARIO 16 TIMES
Olly: Good boy!
The Switch can render graphics almost as good as real life
I know. That Borking Stapler looks so real.
Your right
Nintendo must hate there compactors to make there games look like crap
... Juno why did you heart your own comment
jay quickblade I think that’s MOTI
Wait are you telling me that staplers exist in real life?
Damn, can't believe Origami King has merchandise already
I can't believe they made stapler from paper mario into a real thing
Ikr like it’s crazy how there was merchandise of the stapler even before Paper Mario the Origami King came out. Time travel is now real!!!
@@JunoSongs can you believe it? They even made colored pencils into a thing too
@@tortle9336 i have all the figurines for all the legion of stationery; they even have Real Craft/Office Supplies Action
@@JunoSongs it's not official, we need to draw the king Olly symbol.
I must say, I was most impressed by these profound and deep lyrics. The line "Woof Woof Woof" is a perfect metaphor for his uncontrollable wilderness, and the melodic howl exemplifies the agony that Stapler inflicts upon his enemies.
The frequent alliterations, homoioteleuta, anaphoras and epiphoras allow the lyricist to draw special attention to the howls, which do not feature these stylistic devices, allowing them to stand out even further from the rest of the text.
The text lacks conjunctions and is very asyndetic, which perfectly encapsulates the erraticness of Stapler's movement.
Beyond that, much of the text functions as onomatopoeia, creating the effect of a wild beast attacking it's prey.
The recurrence of the phrase "Woof Woof Woof" in multiple parts of the song creates a nice parallelism, drawing further attention to its importance.
Finally, the "Woof"s are arranged as tricolon in groups of three, further enhancing their effect.
It is clear to me that an immense amount of effort has gone into the stylistic composition of these lyrics. The use of stylistic devices greatly enhances the effect of the lyrics on the listener. You are, truly, a lyrical genius beyond compare, Juno.
The best part is this comment is correct
Dog Barking
Song good
Best review. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
*uh sure, you do you*
The fact that you’re not wrong makes this even better
Juno was a tree. Then he was a set of colored pencils. And now Juno is... A stapler. And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks Juno as... The Stapler. Rated PG-13.
Well how will he do the scottish accent for the tape roller?
(Yes its scottish text if watch nathaniel bandy's mind blowing video for proof)
I would want scissors, the anime villain next.
Not just any Stapler. A borking Stapler.
We want a nuke acting as a dog now
@@what.380 Don't give Juno ideas.
Vellumental’s lyrics: *”angry turtle noises, angry dragon noises, angry moltres noises, and angry polar bear noises”*
Isn't the Fire Vellumental a Phoenix?
*angry moltres noises* lol
I threw my master ball at that thing
It’s a shiny!
Ok now it’s perfect
Whenever Juno puts "Totally legit" in a video title, be very afraid.
I literally said out loud, “Why does this title scare me?”
@@loogymario4247 Then suddenly bork.
Not “very afraid”, TERRIFIED OUT OF YOUR MIND is more accurate
ive learned to associate totally legit with nintendo memes anyways
Seems legit...
Maybe the real lyrics where the friends we made along the way
Everyone’s busy laughing about the video and you’re just out here achieving a higher understanding of life. Commendable
Maybe. 50/50 chance
I fell rb battles vibes here...
Or im just crazy
_What friends?_
Lol rb battles
I am seconds in, and this is honestly the peak of lyrical video game covers on RUclips.
Almost as good as the checker dance lyrics
This song is beautiful. Perfection of a craft. There are just so many deep meanings in this song. I don't know if you could make something better than this, the endless barking and growling tells a story. A story of despair then evolving into something greater. Thank you Juno Songs, for you have changed our lives for the better.
He has such a way with words
Truly a poet.
Indeed
Shakespeare.
The wrong way.
Woof woof
I would like to point out that THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD. HOW.
edit from 3 years later: why did I say this
Sounds more like English marth's voice to me
Why did you say that
agreed why did you say that
Me in the past: A rubber band boss? What’s next, a stapler?
Me now: *I was joking.*
Yep
So I wasn't the only one.
Exactly
It was a masterpiece
I made the same joke but with the scissors boss. But the only bosses that surprised me were hole punch, scissors, and stapler. The rest were spoiled
(Edit) I forgot the vellumentals, the sumo Bros, and the handoconda. That is all
imagine your parents walking into your room asking you why you're laughing so loud and this is your explanation
My life in a nutshell
Billy: HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!1!1!1!
Mother: BILLY! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO HARD!!!
Billy:”Shows this video”
Mother:
Billy:
Mother: I’m signing you up for an insane asylum.
Billy: ... WAT?
Ahahaha that's why I have no family.
"Haha stapler go woof"
"Would you keep it down in here?!"
"But I can't stop laughing at the the barking stapler"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...I mean...I'm watching porn...?"
"Go to bed"
You know, its kinda scary that the thing thats keeping everyone in Origami Folds is also the most beast like
I mean it is a guard dog(that you frickin break the jaws of)
love him or hate him he's spittin straight facts
You are so right
I have encountered you so many times before...
Woof
And also staples
Hes trying to explain the fnaf timeline
Such intricate lyrics. This left me in tears dew to they meaning behind the lyrics
These lyrics help me navigate existence
also is that a Juno hand reveal
my hand reveal was in lego city rescue helicopter megalovania
@@JunoSongs ah then other hand reveal, there was only one hand in lego city
@@JunoSongs other hand reveal?
@@JunoSongs
I didn't know about the LEGO City one untill I saw this comment. Now I watched that video too and it was epic!
I’m honestly astonished how accurate this is to the source material. The amount of time it must of taken to make such a masterpiece. Juno, how do you do it? How do you make such amazing lyrical adaptations!???
Nobody knows
I was especially impressed by the part where he sang: “woof woof woof”. Like, who comes up with that so quickly? Way too underrated.
I know ho w he does it: woof
"A good magician never reveals his secret." That's what a platypus told me.
Maybe he recorded his doggo. If he has a doggo.
“With modern day technology, you can pinpoint the exact frame he lost his sanity. Rigghhhhtttt there!”
1:05
"Bind them."
Stapler: Im gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.
WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWO-
@@fishything7564 WOOFWOOFWOOF
@@shyguyno.6997 GROWL WOOF WOOF WOOF HOWL
@@fishything7564 GROWL GROWL WOOF
@@shyguyno.6997 WOOF WOOF WOOF HOWL WOOF GROWL GROWL WOOF
How i think Juno will do the real Stapler musical
Olly: Bind them
Stapler: Woof Woof Woof
*Moment of silence*
Stapler: Sorry about that I forgot to turn the translator on
*Musical begins*
How could you write such vulgar lyrics?! It's a stapler for god's sake!
It's not my fault that Stapler uses such foul language
@@JunoSongs I mean, true, but STILL. I held you to a standard, Juno! Now I'm disappointed in you.
@@JunoSongs could you put a translation in close captions or at the least have olly translat
@@JunoSongs in your defense it's a dog
@@Claire_Fundemental touche
My idea for Hole Punch’s lyrics:
“Oh yeah. You know it. Hole Punch’s In The House. Alright, let’s break it down now.
Busting moves out in the disco floor, give a roar.
Punching out with my funky style, this is certainly gonna get really wild now.
Gettin real close to really punch out your face, into place.
Spinning to the top with my one-two punch, don’t try to get yourself in a rush.
Chorus: Dance with us, it will be just for a little while, get up, and drop the beat
And Hail to our master, the great origami king, Olly. Bow down now.
One, two, three, four, nail that plumber to the floor.
Hole Punch: My dance’s so slick and quick to nick, just wait till a land a perfect hit.
Chorus: Disco show, not to boast, he’s about to burn your toast.
Hole Punch: Bring it down, to the ground, I’m surely pound you right about now..”
@JunoSongs what do you think of this?
@@valeriancasegrande9361 its great
I'm laughing so hard at "he's about to burn your toast"
I have four dogs and now all of them are freaking out, thanks
Whoa I can't believe it! You've really outdone yourself. I didn't think anything could soar higher than dialga and meta knight, but I was dead wrong! By far your best work yet ;0
Yo but the delivery of "Woof Woof Growl" gave me CHILLS bro
You weren't my usual kid you know
Wanna have a bad time, then let's go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my gaster blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Woof
Translation: “I will pin you to the ground, and spin you all around!”
No it translates to Woof.
I was using Google’s “dog to human” translator
Also, should it’s voice be deeper?
Honestly if this thing wants to be any bit threatening, it’s gotta have a deeper tone and a more angry voice
Jay Kay “bowser’s minions i have bound could you try not to scream to loud?”
Not gonna lie... I was half expecting in the middle of the song all of a sudden the barking to change to a posh British accent for 'Hail the Origami King!' and then right back to howling and snarling.
Are you telling me that doesn’t happen? Oh my god disappointing
I'm trying to memorize the lyrics but I just can't!
I'll help you: most of the words are "woof"
But how can you be certain?
@@ronaldoodles i watched it 27 times
Understandable, this is easily the best content on the internet
Easy. Just bark to the music and just howl and growl when it says to
"oh, He has such a way with words"
Can you stop doing SpongeBob memes
This is by far your highest quality work, great job Juno.
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof"
Such moving lyrics
Juno: plays the fanged stapler
Every Furry in a radius of 500 kilometers: *headbanging*
forgot about those accidents this world has created
Let me just say that this was 100% worth waking up for at 2:45 AM. Yep. Definitely not questioning any of my life's decisions right now.
Also, these lyrics are _technically_ accurate...to the _song._ The synthesizer in this track is sometimes made to sound like "wan-wan" which, I believe, is the Japanese onomatopoeia for the sound a dog makes.
I can’t believe how accurate this is to the real thing
Today my favourite RUclipsr let their dog bark into a microphone. Honestly better than I expected
*What do you mean his dog?*
he actually did the dog sounds himself, which is 10 times funnier
@@utkuayranc3210 imagine woofing growling and howling in a proffesianal recording studio
The fact he didn't put this video in the legion of stationary playlist implies 2 things. One: He is planning to make another one with lyrics us humans can understand or
Two: this was to epic to include in that playlist.
I'm assuming it's the second possibility ;)
ima say this: I can't wait for the actual stapler music.
I really like staplers theme
No joke or insult this is just a nornal comment, dont get used to it
That’s a pretty good voice for Olly tho
...oh yeah, and I guess the rest of the song is good too?
This actually slaps, at least for me.
I dont know if i have a decease or something but i actually love how the barks sounds with stapler's theme.
Hey, if it bops, listen to it.
1:08 = “hail my master, the origami king”
Juno, we don’t need a ‘legit’ Fanged Fastener cover now. This is perfect as it is and makes sense to boot. Mayro has done us a service
I love the inclusion of irl stuff. It’s hilarious!
I saw the title, and thought "He wouldn't...". Then instantly just blurted out "This is Juno, of course he would." as I clicked on the video. Well done, Juno.
Who said a dog-like stapler can't spit out fire like that!?
This is truly, a profound piece of musical adaptation, every lyric moved me, I felt the struggle of the stapler, the emotion in his words, when he said "growl" the emotions overwhelmed me, I cried
Lyrics: Just barking also Growling pulse howl
How dare you there was growling and howling too
Smh you don’t actually know what it’s saying
Juno Songs sorry ;/ I going edit that out soon
My favourite part was when he said “woof”
Ladies and gentlemen, Juno has finally gone insane. He has sniffed too much Megalovania and now all he sees is Martians!!!!!
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Don't make me get started with a part with the stuffed animal and the stapler
Olly in the legit cover: (quiet bind them)
Olly in the official cover: (seductive)
Paper Mario: Orgasm King
Translation:
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time then let's go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my Gaster Blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
You'll never reach our origami master
_Without getting past me, the Fanged Fastener!_
GASP
Who....
No what.....
Are you....?
A creative genius?
Because this is a 10000 iq play...
the best part in this video is where juno grabbed a mario plush and a real staple
juno ran out of idea's
The fact that this made it into the collection confuses frightens and shocks me all at the same time
I suddenly realised that I have an identical stapler, mario from monopoly gamer and my childhood scissor was green
*NOW GIMME A PURPLE TAPE STAND AND A YELLOW HOLE PUNCHER*
The dog technically has a gun.
.....A Staple Gun. C: (*Drum Rimshot*) I’ll show Myself out, now.
@@TheDreamrevolution well, I technically mispoke...the dog IS the gun
I just notice if you play the video at 2x speed it kinda sounds like the stapler is beatboxing rather than barking
Stapler cover of Thanos beatbox when
This is indeed the most profound lyrics ever written about a stapler
a huge fan of the vocabulary used in the lyric making of this song :D
Now this is music. I now need no other songs thank you Juno.
*you pet the stapler
*the stapler shoots out a staple
*...you weren’t sure what you were expecting...
I can't believe that Juno Song's fursona is a stapler. Wild.
i thought it was going to be staplerlovania
this is so much better
I turned this on and my Husky legit thought this was another dog. God bless you Juno you legend.
This is both an amazing lyrical cover and an amazing $#!+post.
This is one of the best masterpices Juno's chanel can give you.
Looking back at this song I couldn't help but laugh as the lyrics are only two words (bark and a howl) just repeated, THANK YOU MYRO FOR SUGGESTING THIS
I’m here after the full package where this masterpiece made a surprise appearance
If Nintendo doesn’t release legion of stationary stationary, I’m gonna be incredibly annoyed about how they missed the perfect marketing and merchandising opportunity.
I know its a joke and all but considering the stapler is basically a big ol doggo this is actually perfect uwu
I agreed
I was honestly trying to find this video for a few days after seeing your whole package legion of stationary, believe it or not!
Such a cinematic masterpiece, this song is just so beautiful. I believe this song explained to me the true meaning of the universe and the fragility of man. Thank you Juno Songs for this lyrical masterpiece.
11/10 Better than megalovania.
I don't WANT another version, because it's IMPOSSIBLE to be better than THIS one! 😃👌
(It's only very short. An extended version would be great.)
Okay, I actually DO want another version with ACTUAL lyrics, but this one WILL be the original version in my opinion... 😌
Dang, this theme is so good!! Can’t wait for the rest of the boss themes! Disco Devil might be the best.
How much you wanna bet some of those woof's translate to "Hail The Origami King"?
The funniest part is that it actually sounds pretty good and is really fitting! XD
It was a joke song, but it got into the full package vid
Before we continue the best song in the world I would like to thank our sponsor Nord VPN
And we need Hole Punch next
The way I see it, this _is_ the canonically legitimate cover; the “actual” cover is just this one translated XP
This lyrics are amazing!!
Juno Songs you just made my day :D
I saw this coming from a mile away the second I saw the thumbnail.
Thank you for giving us this masterpiece
"Woof woof woof woof woof" means "help me, I'm blind, dearf and I can't smell so the only think I can do is screaming for help, Ouch, why is someone atracking me?
Wish that the mario in the web camera part was actually paper mario (like literally a paper cutout of a drawing of paper mario. Or printed from the internet and glued two angels together for flipping purposes
Like one of those homemade Puppets You create out of Paper, color up & Glue your creation to a Popsicle Stick? That would be great Arts & Crafts activity to bring back.
I haven’t seen that Art activity since My School days. C:
Hold it, I doubt that this is the real deal.... the stapler shown in the gameplay is pink, not black. Other than that, the lyrics are breathtaking
Edit: I meant light grey, I’m sorry, I’m a bit color blind
What do you mean it's pink
Today , using the animated bosstronic mashine fighter ( or something ) i figured out you can guard dog tag
This is, indeed, totally legit.
the reason this wasnt made for the colored pencils boss is because that would require owning a box of colored pencils without orange
Honestly, orange is the hardest color to find in a box of colored pencils or crayons. Do you know how many times I’ve been able to find yellow-orange but not orange? Way. Too. Many.
@Sky Doge I found a white colored pencil in every pack of crayola colored pencils I’ve ever owned, the hell ya talkin ‘bout
I'm going to *staple* this video to reasons why I pay the Internet (laugh please)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahhahahahhahahaha
*Laughs*
Who knew Juno had such an amazing stapler impression?
best song u ever made now we need a sans Version and we kinda set
When the stapler said “ Woof Woof Woof”, I felt that.
Fr bro. Fr.
2 things.
1) I love it because it’s funny
2) This seems more like a early April Fools joke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
you must be new here
You see, on here every day is April Fool's
I agree
Oh dear god-
Juno went from making a cover about a crazy mushroom to becoming the embodiment of doggo.
...,I wonder if someone can animate this.