Jet Bluefin James well for the last 5 Thing bosses Mario fought He smash Color Pencils with its own pencils Pull and fling Rubber Band Ripped Hole Puncher's rubber bottom off Continuous pull Tape's tape Flip Scissors when incase in ice and fist smash it... So... Yeah, Stapler's defeat was brutal.
You’re right! I was about to mention TTYD and Super Paper Mario, but I remembered that you still fight Bowser in those games, just not as the final boss
I think Bowser and Mario are actually starting to become friends. Yeah, Bowser said he would probably use the airship against Mario in the future, but because of the relationship conveyed between Mario and Bowser in this game, it probably won't happen anytime soon.
@@maxminton7861 Your right; he got possessed by the black paint. He didn't even do anything then. In sticker star he got possessed by the crown too. So actually, its been a while since Mario and Bowser fought out of Bowser's will.
I just realized something. The Legion of Stationary act the opposite of their real life version. Colored Pencils can help kids make their worlds colorful, yet it acts like a pretentious hipster artist, blaming other for failing, disliking popular thing because they are popular, and liking the old things because they’re “retro”. He’s seeing the world in black and white. When Mario ruins his case, it shows what he is; a jaded washout. Rubber Bands help keep things together, yet the one in game throw himself around like a little sister. He’s self centered, to the point of being literally self-destructive. When he runs out of Bands because of his tactics, he blames Mario, not himself. He’s an actor who’s view of himself is so big, it could push out the air in a room. Him being shot out says he’s a entitled brat, and doesn’t deserve any respect. Hole Punchers make holes to make things orderly and neat, yet he’s frantic, never wanting to stop partying, and is so angry when no one wants to that he stole faces to make them dance. He’s a spotlight wanter, stealing the sun to party, and hiding till Mario gets him out. Mario ripping out his back is basically saying he’s spineless. Tape helps kids display things on walls, yet he’s shady, covers up things that are important, and is a stereotypical mafioso. Him sticking up Toads to the tower is like “sleeping with the fishes”. His tape being wrung out is his acts being found, and his torn down by the public. Scissors help create art, yet the in game on wants to destroy. He takes great pleasure in doing so, and is so much of a sadist that he desecrates the Bowser army’s faces for a pointless mini boss. He died without saying a word, because his sadistic pleasures destroyed him so much that he couldn’t speak. Staplers are the staple (ha) of office supplies, which are known to be orderly, yet here’s this thing. He’s a rabid dog, biting and attacking anything just because. His mouth being broken is Mario shooting the dog, to stop others from suffering. Edit: Glad to see people like this. I added some more.
Honestly I don’t know what some people have against these bosses. Based you r description it makes sense for these to be Ollys generals; especially with Scissors and Stapler. One being the top lieutenant of the stationary bosses and one being the source of all Olly’s folded troops
This is one of the best fights in the game. As Olly's guard dog, Stapler doesn't have any sort of tricks like the other LoS members. It just attacks, with the only things close to being a gimmick being its ammo system and the staples getting stronger as the fight progresses. The previous LoS members were great in their puzzles; Stapler is great in its simplicity.
Irl damage to paper mario Color pencil piercing paper mario Rubber bands bends paper mario Hole punch decimated paper mario Tape taping paper mario down Scissors slices paper mario Stapler pinning down mario when he gets up damaged
@@Mqstodon characters as in like man with hole punch hat break dancing and dabbing around like a dork rather than a hole puncher with attitude, character was the wrong word to use on my part
A guard dog stapler......I’ve actually never thought of that. That’s pretty cool. Honestly, I was hesitant about about the stationary bases but they did a good job with their boss fights and the fact they’re art supplies makes sense to the plot. This is a really good game. 😌👌
It annoys me so much when old paper Mario fans shit on this game cuz it doesn't have an xp system. Through my entire playthrough I never once thought "I wish there was an xp system". Some people will draw every bad thing out of this game and not acknowledge any of the good parts. They say the story is very basic but they didn't even play the game because the plot is actually very interesting. They complain about the legion of stationary but neglect to mention WHY the bosses are office supplies. In my opinion, origami king is the second best paper Mario of all time. I love all of them but this game ranks right above the original and right below thousand year door for me
@@chickennoodlegamer915 i hate how they complaon before even playing or stuff like that. And they complain about everything that isn't a copy pasta of ttyd. I get things like original characters would made the game better, but they literally shit on everything! I was watching for example scott falco twitch stream amd people complained about how the game was super easy (in literally the fucking first world), then as the game progresses, things got too difficult and chat staryed saying game is shit because it's too confusing. Like, what the fuck! I too really loved it, i think it's gonna be my 3rd favorite because i just loved super paper mario story and yeah, ttyd is my favorite. But this one was really great!
While watching these bosses I realized I used to play with office tools like scissors and staplers when I was a kid, and they were evil just like in this game. It's actually nice
13:03 Mario: Stapler. Stapler, Stapler, Stapler. It's okay. Silence now. You are going to give back to us far more than you could ever know. Don't be afraid, Stapler. Enjoy this moment. It is so much more vibrant than the darkness that awaits you. I will give you this moment to cherish this. That is my gift to you. Existence is behind you now, Stapler. Enjoy the silence.
If it wasn’t just an office supply, that finisher would have made the age rating skyrocket, and even then it narrowly avoids it considering how brutal it was.
I won that fight without dying because of luck I mashed jump at the point that he tried to trick you by backing up for a bit and I SWEAR to god I was like a frame away from dying
Gabe Gaberson, same. It took me a few tries to beat him because I didn’t realize you could freeze him. I just though both of the magic circles were water.
Can we talk about how terrifying it was to see the cut up bodies of bowsers minions make a path leading up the scissors? Tbh all the legions of stationary are pretty creepy in what they do leading up to the eventual boss fight, like seeing toads without their faces or walking past toads screaming from being taped onto the tower. Say what you want about them but man they sure are intimidating.
@@almondjoy4938 yeah. Literally when I fought this boss I kept yelling" bad dog" while hitting it then when I did the finisher, I just laughed and felt bad doing it. Am I that cruel?
Guide to beating stapler: always go for the extra turn space and attack from as far away as possible. For your attacks always chose boots. Doing this gets you 8 staplers gone and makes it safer
Legion of Stationery risk of harm to paper vs humans Coloured Pencils: Paper - Oh no, I’ve been drawn on! Humans - Doesn’t even do anything. Unless you sharpen them, they might be able to scratch you Rubber Band: Paper - I've been tied up, I can't move! Humans - DON’T FLICK IT AT ME. Also can cut your circulation if wrapped around a finger or something too tight Hole Puncher: Paper - MY FACE Humans - Can’t do anything even if you stick your hand inside it Tape: Paper - No, I can’t move! Humans - Ugh, it’s so sticky! Annoying... Scissors: Paper - Scissors beats paper. Deadly. Humans - Don’t run with scissors. Stapler: Paper - Gets bound to another piece of paper, can’t move Humans - OUCH
I had around the same amount of coins when I got to that part of the game and all I did when kill every enemy I came across and find a lot of the hidden ? blocks. The game loves to throw money at your face.
CrimsonSonic 2 I know, at one point in the Game (Shroom City) if you rescue a Toad, go to his Mansion in Toad Town and talk to him... you get 10k Coins!
When you get the game and copy what he did to this boss, DON'T. Instead of hammer use boots. Boots remove 4 staples while hammer just 1 (not saying that you're bad at the game tho BFD. You're doing good)
13:10 olly: Mario what are you doing to my dog? *Mario kills said stapler* noooooooo! You monster. He was such a good guard dog too. *Olly gets angry* That's it no more mister nice guy.
Ngl. I found this guy to be much easier compared to Scissors. Actually, out of all the Stationaries, he’s by far the weakest when it comes to how you deal with him. He’s not super hard due to the fact that he doesn’t affect the grid at all; opposed the other stationeries. Which kinda sucks cuz it could’ve been more challenging if there were hazards or something. Despite that, I still enjoyed this fight and it’s boss theme is great. Not quite as tense as Scissor’s theme, but still great. Seriously. The soundtrack in this game is amazing!!
Scissors is not that hard for me,he does not do much in terms of arena disturbance. The only thing that makes him hard is just the one hit move he has.
While he is relatively easy he is also the most important because his staples are whats keeping all the folded people stuck which not only grants them an army it also keeps powerful threats like Bowser in a severely reduced state.
I wish we could befriend Stapler and have it join our party by the power of belly rubs. I know partners don't appear in bosses and Olly is the only enemy after Stapler, but it would still be adorable and wholesome for a Olivia to give belly rubs to stapler.
*_Goes to neighbors house_* Neighbor: Oh hey how are you? *Grabs his dog* Neighbor: Oh look he likes you, he's adorable isnt h- *_Snaps its neck_* Neighbor: DUDE WHAT THE FRICK
The Legion of Stationary is basically Paredolia: The Bosses and I'm all about it. When you think about it, origami is all about implementing pareidolia into craft. The piece of paper that you fold into a rabbit obviously isn't a real rabbit, but your mind still wants to recognize it as one. This game is really well thought out.
While I do agree about the brutal back snap at 13:04, just remember, we have Super Paper Mario. That game is all about death and darkness. At one point you even visit hell and the equivalent of the River Twigz! If you think about it, the staplers death is pretty normal. Let that sink in.
Considering how TTYD fans are pretty good in setting up strategies like Peril and Danger Mario(& Partner), creating a TAS which speedruns the game in under 2 hours, I'm pretty sure they won't have much of a problem with this boss. It's the people like me who don't use their brains much who will struggle with this boss. Not the TTYD fans
VincentSM Tran TTYD fans wont even buy the game. Have you seen the reviews on the metaric page. It’s been given a 6.1 and most off the negative reviews are then just saying “it’s not TTYD” and “there’s no partners” proving they haven’t even played the game or watched any of it. It’s absolutely shambolic
SLuigiFan 147 yeah. Read the metric scores. If you read the negative ones all they say are “it’s not TTYD” and “it’s not paper mario 64” and “I hate it” they’re spamming hate on it in hope that Nintendo remakes TTYD. The TTYD fans are so toxic. It’s not all of them obviously but it’s the majority off them.
@@Anonhaha122 man I really hate that part of the ttyd fanbase because it portrays the more open minded and calmer part of the first games in a bad light
Mario:oh look olly attacket me with a animal proteckting him cause dogs do that......... Mario:LETS BREAKE HIS JAWS AND BRUADALY KILLING IT me:😲 Nintendo:fOlLoW mArIo On HiS mOsT hIlArIuS aDvEnTuRe
Me while fighting Rubber Band Boss: Whats next, a Stapler fight? Me seeing this for the first time: *_I WAS JOKING._* also i’m gonna make this same joke on other videos i see this because why not oof
Are you seriously trying to find logic in a game where a paper plumber is violently breaking a stapler's neck, all that as part of its quest to free his country from origamis ?
Would the fan be the betrayer of the legion of stationary considering its an office supply and helped mario in the adventure? Is the fan even apart of it?
Best strategy for stapler: stay far away and jump on it from a distance so it wastes staples, then grab the thousand fold arms and go to town. Repeat for about 3 times
At 13:21 if you listen closely, you can also hear the thing whining before it explodes. Cause y'know, it's not like we just snapped this thing's jaw backwards a few seconds ago or anything
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Can we take a moment to realize that the stapler was Olly’s dog and paper Mario literally dislocated it’s jaw by snapping it backwards. Kinda brutal
He just went Bane back breaker on that stapler!
I also like how the game says NICE
For an E rated game, Mario straight up breaking the poor thing’s jaw was kinda brutal, dark, gory and graphic for a kid’s game
Jet Bluefin James well for the last 5 Thing bosses Mario fought
He smash Color Pencils with its own pencils
Pull and fling Rubber Band
Ripped Hole Puncher's rubber bottom off
Continuous pull Tape's tape
Flip Scissors when incase in ice and fist smash it...
So... Yeah, Stapler's defeat was brutal.
I mean stapler did like stable people into and origami form basicly forever he was going to have to be defeated look what he did to poor bowser
I just realized. This is the ONLY Paper Mario game where you don't fight Bowser in any way, shape, or form.
You’re right! I was about to mention TTYD and Super Paper Mario, but I remembered that you still fight Bowser in those games, just not as the final boss
So far*
I think Bowser and Mario are actually starting to become friends. Yeah, Bowser said he would probably use the airship against Mario in the future, but because of the relationship conveyed between Mario and Bowser in this game, it probably won't happen anytime soon.
CheesecrackersYT He never really fought Mario in Color Splash. He just wanted a pretty shell and got corrupt.
@@maxminton7861 Your right; he got possessed by the black paint. He didn't even do anything then. In sticker star he got possessed by the crown too. So actually, its been a while since Mario and Bowser fought out of Bowser's will.
I just realized something. The Legion of Stationary act the opposite of their real life version.
Colored Pencils can help kids make their worlds colorful, yet it acts like a pretentious hipster artist, blaming other for failing, disliking popular thing because they are popular, and liking the old things because they’re “retro”. He’s seeing the world in black and white. When Mario ruins his case, it shows what he is; a jaded washout.
Rubber Bands help keep things together, yet the one in game throw himself around like a little sister. He’s self centered, to the point of being literally self-destructive. When he runs out of Bands because of his tactics, he blames Mario, not himself. He’s an actor who’s view of himself is so big, it could push out the air in a room. Him being shot out says he’s a entitled brat, and doesn’t deserve any respect.
Hole Punchers make holes to make things orderly and neat, yet he’s frantic, never wanting to stop partying, and is so angry when no one wants to that he stole faces to make them dance. He’s a spotlight wanter, stealing the sun to party, and hiding till Mario gets him out. Mario ripping out his back is basically saying he’s spineless.
Tape helps kids display things on walls, yet he’s shady, covers up things that are important, and is a stereotypical mafioso. Him sticking up Toads to the tower is like “sleeping with the fishes”. His tape being wrung out is his acts being found, and his torn down by the public.
Scissors help create art, yet the in game on wants to destroy. He takes great pleasure in doing so, and is so much of a sadist that he desecrates the Bowser army’s faces for a pointless mini boss. He died without saying a word, because his sadistic pleasures destroyed him so much that he couldn’t speak.
Staplers are the staple (ha) of office supplies, which are known to be orderly, yet here’s this thing. He’s a rabid dog, biting and attacking anything just because. His mouth being broken is Mario shooting the dog, to stop others from suffering.
Edit: Glad to see people like this. I added some more.
Holy crap, that makes so much sense
THE PROPHECY
Philip Youtsos oh my gaming... You're right, how could I not see it.
This is a underrated comment and it deserves more likes tbh
Honestly I don’t know what some people have against these bosses. Based you r description it makes sense for these to be Ollys generals; especially with Scissors and Stapler. One being the top lieutenant of the stationary bosses and one being the source of all Olly’s folded troops
This is one of the best fights in the game. As Olly's guard dog, Stapler doesn't have any sort of tricks like the other LoS members. It just attacks, with the only things close to being a gimmick being its ammo system and the staples getting stronger as the fight progresses. The previous LoS members were great in their puzzles; Stapler is great in its simplicity.
It called itself the Dogmare of Staples
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It's also the boss I swear at when you have no way to dodge it's charge up special attack and die everytime :)
Game: *Bite Barrage*
HP: “Ight. Imma head out.”
Mario:sweats intensifieds
Spiritual successor to TTYD's audience cannon attack tbh.
I won this battle.........
With 7 hp left
+ a hole punch on Mario before the barrage. (I know it’s not possible)
Final Cut: *Pathetic.*
13:22 that sound, is the sound of pain
Bobby : *dies*
Me : *dosent cry*
Stapler : *makes whining sounds and dies*
Me : *cries in Japanesse*
and they say office objects don't have feelings
Or an old door
I think it sounds scary. The metallic creaking noise
One minute to appreciate the genius idea of how office tools would be a nightmare in a world made of paper.
How about six minutes. One for each tool.
Maybe 10 minutes for office machines like a printer or a guillotine
Irl damage to paper mario
Color pencil piercing paper mario
Rubber bands bends paper mario
Hole punch decimated paper mario
Tape taping paper mario down
Scissors slices paper mario
Stapler pinning down mario when he gets up damaged
Watch the finishing move, look me in the eyes, and tell me you’d rather these bosses to be characters rather than origami making tools
@ThisGuy69 u have a point
@ThisGuy69 Indeed. It's their 3D nature that makes them seem otherworldly, which works even better when they don't have discernible faces or eyes
They are characters? Did you...play the game? They have distintict personalities
@@Mqstodon characters as in like man with hole punch hat break dancing and dabbing around like a dork rather than a hole puncher with attitude, character was the wrong word to use on my part
@@CrimsonClaws and in this case, a dog with a kinda stapler for a mouth, or staple like fangs
Bowser’s Minions: Get insta transformed by stapler
Mario: yeah no
That's because Ollie folded them before they were stapled.
Olly*
@@slowbrofriend6526 Yeah, sorry forgot how his name was spelled.
thelone mask it’s ok they SOUND the same but are not SPELT the same
he has that indomitable human spirit
Olly: mario, take out the dog
Mario: yes Olly
13:04
Olly: for a walk mario
Was that really necessary
An asdf movie reference, Nice i approve!
XD Nice
nice copied comment i love it
@@mastrsonic375yes
Oh man, Olly's gonna go full-on John Wick...
That's why he unleashed the nightmare of dogs or should i say the Guard Dogmare Stapler
Heh, "Unleashed"
How would he react guys if he saw what the bloody hell happened at 13:04
@KnaveTheRabbit _ like what
A guard dog stapler......I’ve actually never thought of that.
That’s pretty cool.
Honestly, I was hesitant about about the stationary bases but they did a good job with their boss fights and the fact they’re art supplies makes sense to the plot.
This is a really good game. 😌👌
It annoys me so much when old paper Mario fans shit on this game cuz it doesn't have an xp system. Through my entire playthrough I never once thought "I wish there was an xp system". Some people will draw every bad thing out of this game and not acknowledge any of the good parts. They say the story is very basic but they didn't even play the game because the plot is actually very interesting. They complain about the legion of stationary but neglect to mention WHY the bosses are office supplies. In my opinion, origami king is the second best paper Mario of all time. I love all of them but this game ranks right above the original and right below thousand year door for me
@@chickennoodlegamer915 i hate how they complaon before even playing or stuff like that. And they complain about everything that isn't a copy pasta of ttyd. I get things like original characters would made the game better, but they literally shit on everything! I was watching for example scott falco twitch stream amd people complained about how the game was super easy (in literally the fucking first world), then as the game progresses, things got too difficult and chat staryed saying game is shit because it's too confusing. Like, what the fuck! I too really loved it, i think it's gonna be my 3rd favorite because i just loved super paper mario story and yeah, ttyd is my favorite. But this one was really great!
While watching these bosses I realized I used to play with office tools like scissors and staplers when I was a kid, and they were evil just like in this game. It's actually nice
He should’ve given the player a Phase 1 advantage like Scissors does
13:03 Mario: Stapler. Stapler, Stapler, Stapler. It's okay. Silence now. You are going to give back to us far more than you could ever know. Don't be afraid, Stapler. Enjoy this moment. It is so much more vibrant than the darkness that awaits you. I will give you this moment to cherish this. That is my gift to you. Existence is behind you now, Stapler. Enjoy the silence.
Holy shit this is dark, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jawbreaker! Nice reference ;)
That stapler being a guard dog is really accurate. If you look at it from the side, you can see a resemblance with a Chain Chomp
And the Olly insignia fits for the eye.
Nintendo knew what they were doing here.
If it wasn’t just an office supply, that finisher would have made the age rating skyrocket, and even then it narrowly avoids it considering how brutal it was.
Let's appreciate the fact that mario and bosses just vibe with the music
I'm having a hard time deciding if I like the brutal killer scissors, or the vicious dog stapler more.
My heart was pounding that whole scissors fight 😂
Bro, scissors ffight was TENSE.
I won that fight without dying because of luck I mashed jump at the point that he tried to trick you by backing up for a bit and I SWEAR to god I was like a frame away from dying
Gabe Gaberson, same. It took me a few tries to beat him because I didn’t realize you could freeze him. I just though both of the magic circles were water.
Can we talk about how terrifying it was to see the cut up bodies of bowsers minions make a path leading up the scissors? Tbh all the legions of stationary are pretty creepy in what they do leading up to the eventual boss fight, like seeing toads without their faces or walking past toads screaming from being taped onto the tower.
Say what you want about them but man they sure are intimidating.
Dang Mario broke it's JAW! it's even worse since the Stapler is supposed to be Olly's "Dog"
Mario out here beating Dogs to death
Gotta do what you gotta do.
This pooch need to be brought down to save Bowser and the remaining Folded Soldiers.
That thing was brutally trying to kill Mario. He literally had no choice.
@@JugularJohn He could have just kept hitting it with the hammer. Takes more turns and yields less coins, but I'm pretty sure it's doable.
@@almondjoy4938 yeah. Literally when I fought this boss I kept yelling" bad dog" while hitting it then when I did the finisher, I just laughed and felt bad doing it. Am I that cruel?
@@FBEAR05
After the havoc these mangy mutt wrought?
I'd say you wasn't cruel enough!
Mom: The dentist isn't that scary!
The Dentist: 13:04
Shy Guy true
*DR MARIO*
"I am Dr. Mario and I can save your life"
@@bluepikmin3242 I am dr Mario and I am saving lives! I look different in this game (lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)
That is what it feels like
Guide to beating stapler: always go for the extra turn space and attack from as far away as possible. For your attacks always chose boots. Doing this gets you 8 staplers gone and makes it safer
Legion of Stationery risk of harm to paper vs humans
Coloured Pencils:
Paper - Oh no, I’ve been drawn on!
Humans - Doesn’t even do anything. Unless you sharpen them, they might be able to scratch you
Rubber Band:
Paper - I've been tied up, I can't move!
Humans - DON’T FLICK IT AT ME. Also can cut your circulation if wrapped around a finger or something too tight
Hole Puncher:
Paper - MY FACE
Humans - Can’t do anything even if you stick your hand inside it
Tape:
Paper - No, I can’t move!
Humans - Ugh, it’s so sticky! Annoying...
Scissors:
Paper - Scissors beats paper. Deadly.
Humans - Don’t run with scissors.
Stapler:
Paper - Gets bound to another piece of paper, can’t move
Humans - OUCH
Imagine a stapler dog that is Trying to MURDER you
Everyone is talking about how Mario literally snapped staplers kneck but I’m wondering how this dude is so rich
I had around the same amount of coins when I got to that part of the game and all I did when kill every enemy I came across and find a lot of the hidden ? blocks. The game loves to throw money at your face.
CrimsonSonic 2 I know, at one point in the Game (Shroom City) if you rescue a Toad, go to his Mansion in Toad Town and talk to him... you get 10k Coins!
@@JackThePerson27 Which toad and where`s the mansion?
@dragonitelovers Don't even need many mushrooms either, since bosses have hearts scattered after a while.
@dragonitelovers Thanks, I just got all Shroom City toads and the 10K coins reward
Paper Mario snapped Its Jaw Backwards. That’s *D A R K.*
Just like how King Kong snapped the Vastatosaurus Rex's Jaw backwards!
Scissors cuts him in half
@@zspro123 Which could result in an instant kill!
Especially this is connected to how Fenrir is killed in Norse Mythology
I can’t believe they put something like that in a kid’s game
Normal people: Nooo you can't just snap a dog's jaw, that's awful and cruel!
Mario: Haha dog's jaw go *SNAP, CRUNCH , WHINE*
Oh god mario just broke it's jaw by snapping it,that's just brutal.
its a neat detail that, after its defeated, its starts squeaking like rusted metal, but its made to sound like a dog whining
13:04 that's pretty gory to show, think of the staplers family
All of the people things kind of have pretty brutal finishers. Paper Mario, jacking up the E for Everyone rating since 2001
Paper Mario for MK 12
I don’t care if there wasn’t any gore or blood when he broke its jaw! How is this game “Rated E for Everyone” again?!
It's almost like the Climaxes from Bayonetta.
@@christopherwallace7903 2000*
Mario: breaks stapler's jaw.
King kong: that's my boy
I chose to have mercy on Stapler and hammered him into oblivion instead of breaking his jaw.
Like it or not, this battle theme is absolute FIRE.
Olly:bind them! Im going to bed...*yawn*
0:56
Heh
When you get the game and copy what he did to this boss, DON'T. Instead of hammer use boots. Boots remove 4 staples while hammer just 1 (not saying that you're bad at the game tho BFD. You're doing good)
Fatih Ahmad Az Zubair no they dont
Yes it does
@@ThePickleMan_ The hint envelopes literally tell you that they do fam. You can even see four of them hit the ground after jumping.
If you use Fire Flowers effectively you can skip a whole phase of the fight.
Nicholas Horan tell me more mr Joestar
Rob Schneider is
A Stapler
Someone had to make this joke...
Rated PG-13
I don’t get it!
It's amazing how they found the perfect metal creaking effect to sound just like whining dog for when it dies.
13:10 olly: Mario what are you doing to my dog? *Mario kills said stapler* noooooooo! You monster. He was such a good guard dog too. *Olly gets angry* That's it no more mister nice guy.
And then he uses his final Smash on mario
If PETA had just waited a little bit longer, this would have been a better argument than the tanooki suit
Whats funny is Gold would make horrible staples since its so brittle
Gold isn't brittle, it's soft and easily bent.
@@MrSailing101 still would make a really bad staple
@@phantomvaporeon5596 thats why they add in stuff like iron
It's probably either gold coated so only a thin layer on the outside is gold, painted, or made of a metal that's the same color as gold.
the kill animations for the stationary are utterly brutal and I feel like people forget that
Why is a stapler more threatening than scissors? Scissors should be the most brutal in a paper world
Because without the stapler, he can't make his army nearly as easily, not the strongest but definitely the most important.
@@acamera367 which is why it is in the castle, protected by streamers
13:05 MARIO JESUS NO
13:04 I guess mario had enough
13:02 OK this moment would be something that would appear in god of war.
Putting aside the battle mode, a stapler boss fight is quite clever for Origami King
The stapler is basically a Chain Chomp on steroids. Prove me wrong.
Ngl. I found this guy to be much easier compared to Scissors. Actually, out of all the Stationaries, he’s by far the weakest when it comes to how you deal with him. He’s not super hard due to the fact that he doesn’t affect the grid at all; opposed the other stationeries. Which kinda sucks cuz it could’ve been more challenging if there were hazards or something. Despite that, I still enjoyed this fight and it’s boss theme is great. Not quite as tense as Scissor’s theme, but still great. Seriously. The soundtrack in this game is amazing!!
Scissors is not that hard for me,he does not do much in terms of arena disturbance.
The only thing that makes him hard is just the one hit move he has.
While he is relatively easy he is also the most important because his staples are whats keeping all the folded people stuck which not only grants them an army it also keeps powerful threats like Bowser in a severely reduced state.
It's designed that way, not to be hard but just as a warm up for the final boss, much like Roy in CS
it's a dog what do you expect it to do other than attack
It could use some staples to trip Mario if he goes across it (and uses Untag Wag to get them back if the staples aren’t tripped upon).
Digging the metal theme.
that boss theme bruh!
I wish we could befriend Stapler and have it join our party by the power of belly rubs. I know partners don't appear in bosses and Olly is the only enemy after Stapler, but it would still be adorable and wholesome for a Olivia to give belly rubs to stapler.
paper mario is just an outlet to let intelligent systems make gore at this point
*_Goes to neighbors house_*
Neighbor: Oh hey how are you?
*Grabs his dog*
Neighbor: Oh look he likes you, he's adorable isnt h-
*_Snaps its neck_*
Neighbor: DUDE WHAT THE FRICK
@FOE 10 FOE 10: "Not funny" ALso FOE 10: *laughing emojis*
The Legion of Stationary is basically Paredolia: The Bosses and I'm all about it. When you think about it, origami is all about implementing pareidolia into craft. The piece of paper that you fold into a rabbit obviously isn't a real rabbit, but your mind still wants to recognize it as one. This game is really well thought out.
Honestly I think would be scarier to face off against the staple remover. But this boss fight is still good
Why would a staple remover be scary to paper beings?
@@pierrenegron1507 If that thing can pierce skin, Im sure it could pierce paper
@@deviantgazer4626 but there's no thematic for it since it's used to remove staplers, not to harm paper
@@pierrenegron1507 Hmmm...true. Still, really great boss fight. All of the Legion of Stationary are pretty surprisingly good bosses
Inb4 Olly brings out a paper shredder to make Mario into a cape for himself leaving Olivia alone to take him on via vellumentals
So Bowser just had a staple stuck in him no wonder he was stuck like that
Well he's made of paper, what do you expect?
What did you just do to Olly's doggo
*You monster*
Damn, this game actually looks fun and neat to play. I'm a personal fan of strategy games, I'll probably get this when I can.
It’s not really a strategy game. It’s more of a puzzle game. But yeah this game is worth the buy.
Am I the only one who thinks that the legion of stationery is all of the thing cards from color splash ready for revenge?
I could listen to this music all day! 😎👌
That finisher was horrifying. Mario basically killed it by snapping it's jaw
1:07 those are definitely barks. They may be distorted, but they're barks.
Remeber when people thought that there were only going to be six bosses?
How did paper mario get me emotionally attached to stationary
As soon as Bowser turned back to normal again, I felt like hugging him.
13:03 Mario goes fucking Sicko mode
13:04 Play Dead Good Boy!
Easily my favorite fight. I love blocking his super move
While I do agree about the brutal back snap at 13:04, just remember, we have Super Paper Mario. That game is all about death and darkness. At one point you even visit hell and the equivalent of the River Twigz! If you think about it, the staplers death is pretty normal. Let that sink in.
Betcha TTYD fans are gonna get stuck on this for a little while.
Considering how TTYD fans are pretty good in setting up strategies like Peril and Danger Mario(& Partner), creating a TAS which speedruns the game in under 2 hours, I'm pretty sure they won't have much of a problem with this boss. It's the people like me who don't use their brains much who will struggle with this boss. Not the TTYD fans
VincentSM Tran TTYD fans wont even buy the game. Have you seen the reviews on the metaric page. It’s been given a 6.1 and most off the negative reviews are then just saying “it’s not TTYD” and “there’s no partners” proving they haven’t even played the game or watched any of it. It’s absolutely shambolic
@@Anonhaha122 64 fan here, have you seen anyone say "it's not paper mario 64" or anything like that so far?
SLuigiFan 147 yeah. Read the metric scores. If you read the negative ones all they say are “it’s not TTYD” and “it’s not paper mario 64” and “I hate it” they’re spamming hate on it in hope that Nintendo remakes TTYD. The TTYD fans are so toxic. It’s not all of them obviously but it’s the majority off them.
@@Anonhaha122 man I really hate that part of the ttyd fanbase because it portrays the more open minded and calmer part of the first games in a bad light
Mario:oh look olly attacket me with a animal proteckting him cause dogs do that.........
Mario:LETS BREAKE HIS JAWS AND BRUADALY KILLING IT
me:😲
Nintendo:fOlLoW mArIo On HiS mOsT hIlArIuS aDvEnTuRe
Mario’s health when the stapler uses bite barrage: *Aight imma head out*
The wierd metal barks in the intro are a nice touch
Everyone’s talking about that finisher move, but nobody’s talking about that sick music! I’ve listened to it for at least 10 times, it slaps!
I love the music for this fight.
Brutally Cruel. Satisfying,,👍
Me while fighting Rubber Band Boss: Whats next, a Stapler fight?
Me seeing this for the first time: *_I WAS JOKING._*
also i’m gonna make this same joke on other videos i see this because why not oof
"Untag Wag" seems kinda new to me...
jesus christ that 1000 fold arms finisher
That head bopping music doe
Someone explain to me how mario holds his hammer. He’s made of paper and his hammer is 3D. I call bullshit on that.
He wraps his 2D hands around it.
Are you seriously trying to find logic in a game where a paper plumber is violently breaking a stapler's neck, all that as part of its quest to free his country from origamis ?
Welcome to the Mario series, where logic is virtually non-existent
Would the fan be the betrayer of the legion of stationary considering its an office supply and helped mario in the adventure?
Is the fan even apart of it?
I don't think fans count as office supply.
Best strategy for stapler: stay far away and jump on it from a distance so it wastes staples, then grab the thousand fold arms and go to town. Repeat for about 3 times
People: I don't wanna get a dog anymore, they can bite me and pin me to the ground!
Me: This is just a game you fools.
@Bobby Afework yes I am quite mad I wasn't included and see this as quite rude
Stapler: Bite Barrage
HP: alright ima head out.
When it whined after defeating it, I had a little twinge of guilt down below.
I still can’t understand how this boss was easier than rubber band when I was re-fighting them
It seems this boss fight is Nintendo acknowledging the "Mario is cruel to animals" meme and making it semi-canon.
I guess its bite is worse than its bark
Game: Rated E for everyone
Mario: Proceeds to dislocate Olly's guard dog (stapler) jaw.
It is me, or Stappler is the only boss of the legion of stationary that cannot talk?
It's fitting and has dog like qualities as Olly's pet.
@@ssbk65 And his pet has now fricking died
@@choboy46 Mario just dislocated the poor dog's jaw too 13:04
KInda brutal tbh
I think it’s you
At 13:21 if you listen closely, you can also hear the thing whining before it explodes.
Cause y'know, it's not like we just snapped this thing's jaw backwards a few seconds ago or anything
Geez, getting hit by these attacks looks genuinely painful...
The best way to empty the stapler is to jump on it, not hit it with the hammer.
the music from this game is phenomenal wtf
This thing has a pet?
Destin Scott 2020 is NOT a thing, he’s name's Olly!
Comes to this video to see the back breaking finisher, and most of the comments are about it. Satisfied lol
13:04 that’s gotta hurt
I wanted to see a death where the staple like turns you into origami like the scissors
You're telling me that the stapler is a dog
I didn't know Rob Schnider was a Paper Mario boss!
BAD DOG.
Bro you killed his dog
9:26 is basically the equivalent of getting something new / expensive and not wanting to ruin it the first day