Trump Whines 'This Never Happened To Obama'
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2018
- In response to Trump lamenting that the media never followed his predecessor with cameras, Stephen dives into the archives in a search for proof of the mythical Barack Obama.
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It didn't happen to Obama because Obama was a competent leader and a decent human being, whereas Trump is the complete opposite of both of those things lol
Where is the love button?
Jonathan Taylor The thing is you dont detach yourself from Wars that easily once you got involved in them.....besides Obama hold his hand with Syria and atleast tried to withdraw as many American forces from Iraq as possible... unfortunately all of that also contributed in the rise of ISIS there.
Anyhow its thanks to Obamas administration that your economy is now where IT IS compared to the situation when Obama started in 2009
exactly theire needs t be proof for everything he says els eit's fake news, and even if the camera tape it all it's still fake news.
And it's been less than two years of this. Imagine 8..
Jonathan Taylor yeah Obama wasn’t perfect but I’d gladly take him back any day. Trump even makes bush look like a decent human being
He's still obsessing about Obama! I'm beginning to believe he's jealous of him.
Sheri Townsend
Or he is in love with him and doesn't want to admit to it.
Chris Thompson lmao
@@christhompson9486
It's 6 of one, a half dozen of the other.
#Presidentpussyassbitch has a major hard one for Obama
@@christhompson9486 shh... Putin doesn't like to share his man with Obama.... hush hush
Obama couldn't eat a sandwich without being photographed and someone disapproving of his mayonnaise.
Manored
Mustard
Grey Poupon
Michelle certainly approved of his mayonnaise. Ask Sasha and Malia.
/rimshot
3rd grade bath room " humor"eh tycho ? time to expand your horizons if possible( grow the pluck up bozo)
Remember when he celebrated with a fist bump to his wife and it was called a "terrorist gesture" lol.
for 'someone' read 'the party with a GOP between their collective ears'.
“Of a a president who wasn’t a humiliating moron” 😂😂😂😂💀
trump really shouldn't be calling anything or anyone Big, Fat, and Sloppy. He should look in the mirror for that.
Dave B yes! Lol
Dave B
Trump is so far gone he probably sees Chris Evans when he looks in the mirror
Dave B Big, Fat, & Sloppy is no
way to go through life.
lol, i heard he wears those long ties because he thinks they are thining😂
BUT...BUT...BUT.... Trump is the healthiest human specimen to ever walk the face of the Earth.... and he has the biggest "Braina" too - except for when it comes to answering questions for Robert Mueller & Company.
He never needs to let Obama's name come from his mouth. Like..really sir...you THAT jealous of him STILL?
Whats he jealous about? Whos the president?
@@gh0st_2008_ he's jealous of the legacy that Obama left, in comparison to the only president in the history of the Gallup poll to never break the 50% approval mark.
@@laurent1144 Lol! What legacy!😂
@@gh0st_2008_ Trump is the only president never to get above 50%. Yeah, some legacy.
@@laurent1144 And 7 of Trump's advisers are in prison. Trump is a pathological liar and a semiliterate buffoon who is a disgrace.
God, I miss Obama. 🇨🇦
When Obama all was quiet. Now its breaking news every hour about what fuckhead said or did
Yeaaa, OBAMA WAS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR COMPARED TO TURD TRUMP!
2 1/2 YEARZ OF TRUMP DIARHEA!!! IM OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!
You and the entire world dear
Me too, I missed when he was involved in unnecessary war, Obamacare and his high taxes, and so on
It never happened to Obama because he was a bright articulate man fit to be the president of the United States. Even if you disagree with Obama's ideology there is no way anyone can rationally say he embarrassed himself and the country like trump does.
monkeymanxxl But they say it all the time, the republicans and trump supporters, they're crazy.
4.1
Oh, and the irony of Trump claiming the world was laughing at the US before he took office...! We can assure you that the laughter (and incredulity and horror) only started when he was elected president. Obama was, and still is, very admired and respected.
You guys need to clone him or something. 😂
"But there was that one time he wore a tan suit! And he bowed to that one world leader that one time!"
monkeymanxxl you got that right
I’d settle for make America rational again
"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide..
No escape from reality..."
😐
Is this the real life?
Is this just Trumplight Zone?
Caught in a swampslide
No return to reality
Open your eyes
Look up at the sun and tweet
I'm such a void trump, I need much flattery
Because I'm sleazy come, greasy go
A little sly, little slow
Anywhat the law says, doesn't really matter to me, to me .......?
Left Is Best Don't give up, stay defiant! Sing the rest of the song?
Left Is Best its funny when you first look at it, and then you’re like
hm...I, uh...hmm.....
Left Is Best 👍😎well done
camelshit Great lyrics!
I say this with total honesty. I have NEVER experienced anything in life so surreal and weird as the Trump presidency. It's like it breaks the laws of physics. How can this happen but more importantly, how can this still go on? If it was a movie everyone would say it is beyond the realm of believability.
Cognitive dissonance perhaps?
@@Dhaghologh so you agree?
Obama was on camera all the time. It was just kind of difficult to find him in the middle of the giant adoring crowds that coalesced around him everywhere he went.
darkskyinwinter
And only one news agency was overly critical of him to the point of ridiculousness.
Obama never had to attend rallies to boost his ego either.
big , fat and sloppy? does trump think everything looks like him?
Obama never exaggerated about the attendance at his rallies either or compared himself to Abraham Lincoln!! He never kept campaigning after he was elected .. Trump is always on the campaign trail no matter where he goes .. I forget .. did Obama ever say that any news was FAKE news & diss the media?? I think not!! No comparison to Trump .. Trump lost that round .. any more comparisons?? Oh yes!! Obama is a scholar & spoke quietly & articulately & eloquently!! Great speeches ... not ramblings!!
Where are our darkest timeline goatees? ... Let’s try to imagine - the taxpayer funding required for this person to hold his rallies.
g0679 I will be in the W H working , I won't have time to play golf. Yet trump has played more golf since coming into office , than Obama played during his entire term. And at his own golf course, he calls the southern w h on the taxpayers dime. Further enriching himself.
Obama should have done rallies and garnered support for his bills and to maintain power in Congress
@3:13, " gather around..gather around children, I'll tell you the tale of a president who wasn't a humiliating moron". You killed it Stephen. -priceless..LOL
Sund..., I see that the Trumpski supporters have missed on dissing your quote.
I wonder if it's because Steven told a great joke and they're still trying to figure out a reply that won't make them look as dumb as they know they are?
Respond to that, Bitches!
Larry Garland, Trumpkins probably thought that dissed joke toward Trump is meant as compliment...but thanks for taking noticed.
“This never happened to Obama” I had to rewind to make sure I heard that correctly.
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OMG... Trump was losing his mind at that rally! what an absolute lunatic.
RedroomStudios Has Colbert ever made one actual argument against trumps policy or is it all just ad hominem attacks? So intellectually lazy.
Mark
It's political satire, not a debate.
Mark Wilkie Do you mean the guy who cages babies,and children,and kisses Putin’s ASS in front of the world.Gee guess as long as you think he’s going to MAGA,you know until he made that a catchphrase...I always thought America was pretty great.Now....not so much.🇨🇦
Susan Duquette interesting how the left wing view didn't change much after the whole border fiasco and putin summit. You bring up those two events, but truth is it doesn't matter how great the economy is right now, you will always hate. Why can't we just move on? Trump is trying to maintain the sovereignty of your nation. When a country is for anyone it's also for no one.
R3I ya, your right. And it only closes dialogue and further polarizes the country.
He is so repulsive.
America, thanks to Trump, has become the best joke and comedy program there is. Who needs Netflix comedy specials when I can just watch the US news every day. The world is laughing and crying at the same time
RENEHIKO America has become the biggest joke because of Democrats. North Korea, Mexico, Even Russia is laughing there asses off while they see the democrats Turn their back on their own nation and support illegals, side with Putin, saying bad shit about our own president and idiots like Stephen Colbert will make jokes about our president. Do you think other nations will take United States seriously if the people have become traitors?
"Democrats side with Putin" funny, I didn't know trump was a Democrat, must've been in a comma for the last 400 years of American History.
Imagine how awful it is to have to deal with these people in real life and not just on the internet when you can block them.
And, believe me, you really wish you could block some Trump supporters (and not just their voices, their smells, too).
From someone outside the US, in the UK, May Day sums it up for me. When you kids wont respect your own office of President no one will respect you.
Trump is a Legend!
I like to see the look on everyone’s faces when America re elects Trump!!
Trump is just a demented orange sloppy goober. "It's all about me!!! Me, me, me."
narsissictic is the word my friend....and I totally agree with you...
Someone should just tell him to keep quiet...forever...
Every time Trump opens his big mouth he sounds more and more like a pompous bone head. He has no idea how a President is supposed to act.
+nthnpark0 -- yes, there was a bit of "Let's blow everything up and see what happens" in many Trump voters' heads. That cynicism came to the fore as the GOP debates became increasingly a game of who could be the loudest and most offensive bully of the bunch. Some people have a weird fascination with disasters and outrageous behavior. You give some people a Self Destruct Button and they see their chance to inflict one colossal catastrophe on the entire country.
Im shure he know there are some people who would disagree. People always disagree with trump about anything they can. But he says it anyway becsuse he knows it needs to be said.
@nthnpark0 if you actually used you brain you would be able to see why people vote for him. And Hillary is a big fat feminist (third wave). Not only that just think of the economy if Hillary became president. You probably would not have a job(if you do). Plus most people voted for Hillary because she was a woman. She was a white woman. I don't see how there's any difference between Trump and Hillary besides intelligence and there of different genders.
@nthnpark0 and Trump was in an act with nk. There's a video where these North Koreans where visiting and wearing their maga hats and to Democrats assualted them. What do you think that makes out county look like. And your over complaining about how Trump has a temper and is the bad guy when the Democrats are making the country look worse. Fuck out of here with you bullshit. Your uneducated
@@tropicalhades8630 Congratulations, you just hit "stupid conservative" Bingo!
1) Bringing up gender when the topic does not have anything to do with gender ✔
2) Putting tRump on a pedestal and treating him like an infallible god ✔
3) Trying to condescendingly explain something you know nothing about (wow, you and our president have so much in common!) ✔
4) Shutting down as soon as you are proven wrong, or are asked a rational question that backs you into a corner ✔
5) Having the _strangest_ delusions about Hillary being a demon, for whatever reason ✔
"Gather round children..." lol. Love Stephen, his delivery is always on point.
Facebook vanishing off the face of the Earth is a net gain.
Goya Solidar wow, truth
Let's gather round the campfire and talk about the 44th
Ah, the glorious Before Times!
No you didn't. You lost the popular vote.
I really believe this is a social experiment. Wake me up when it’s over.😴💤💤
Indeed it is, the next nutjob now knows how easy it is to get enough followers to form a dictatorship by following Trump's example. Trump is only a warning. Just say right-wing things and you'll have an army of morons big enough to topple congress.
Just say the news is lying to ensure they only believe what you say. And pander to their conspiracies.
America is primed for a dictatorship.. Our republic may not last.
Your trump impression just gets better and better, please keep doing it. :)
I never watched this show but I think I may love Steven Colbert.....😍....He actually makes me laugh!!!
I'm waiting for Trump to claim he's seen Bigfoot and then hear his base say they've seen Bigfoot too.
greg garner you sir are deluded enjoy the Bigfoot book
greg garner He said he likes Andrew jackson and denies global warming
Both should be definitive proof a person should not be given power. Trump has both and more
Look at all these federal prosecutors that follow me around, they love me, this never happened to Obama!!!
aceonfire11 good one
We have " an entertainer " in Chief no President
Roberta Hubert pretty sure that happened with Regan
entertainment like the old freak shows in those circuses...in other words; The presidency of the United States Of America. Yup seems the same to me. I was never entertained though, more like shocked and appalled. Cringy to the max, this guy.
I'm waiting for hecklers to start throwing rotten tomatoes at tRump at these gatherings.
He certainly deserves it.
As the quote goes: " trump Is Stranger Than Fiction " - sigh .
Gather round I'll tell you about the before times..
The long long ago?
Obama, Obama, Obama, everything is always about Obama!! Poor baby😁
That inferiority complex is so funny
No, sometimes it's about Hillary.
Facebook is losing money? Oh dear, I seem to be out of tears.
Actually, NO Facebook isn't losing money. Their stock price fell because their earnings (and subscribers) didn't increase as fast as expected. Facebook's PE (price to earnings ratio is still a bit higher than the average for the Dow Industrials.
Stephen Knapp thank you
I quit FB the day after the presidential election.
Somebody please tell me how soybeans are "intellectual property."
I was looking for this comment because I knew I couldn't be the only one stuck on that.
Some plant seeds are actually copyrighted stuff. You cannot reproduce/replant it without the consent of the company that sold you the seed
It’s an alternative fact, didn’t ya know.
It is well-known that the Chinese government institutes policies that make foreign companies share their intellectual property to them in order for them to operate in China.
Trump used this to slap tariffs on Chinese goods. Then, the Chinese slapped retaliatory tariffs on American goods, including soybeans, obviously in an attempt to hurt Trump's voter-base.
This is how those two are linked.
He doesn't know what anything is.. with "the cyber" and "the nuclear" he just talks.
Uranium folks.. it's a thing. And it can be used for some very bad, you know, things.
Puerto Rico is an island in the water, you know.. big water.
What I'd like to know is why does Trump always turn his speech appearances into rallies to feed his fragile ego? I can only assume that although he was probably given everything he wanted growing up he wasn't paid attention to very much.
He's a malignant narcissist with deep-seated insecurity.
Lori Greene
There's also the simple fact that he doesn't know enough about his subject matter to talk about it. The only 'research' he does is watching Fox News and they just repeat his greatest hits too. The speech in the video is a great example: "you're all terrified and you should be but here's some hats!"
True. Kids of the super-rich seldom see their parents who are too busy making money, vacationing, partying, etc. Their kids are raised by nannies, private teachers, etc. They turn out to be spoiled, maladjusted, egomaniacs just like Trump. What a role model he is for them!
"Gather around children and I tell you a tale of a president that wasn't an embarrassing moron."
It's both funny and tragic because it's true.
This is hilarious Colbert... love you...:))
How many times will Trump's supporters be entertained by the same schtick? Surely there has to be a finite number of times before they go "meh".
Jay Zenitram trump bad colbert good
Sadly, they won’t Jay. As most of his supporters are religious dip-shits, the fact the they have been reading the same book for 2000+ years and are still blown away by it, means that this jive talking shit-bag will be snake-charming them for however long he likes.
If they haven't changed their mind about him at this point, they never will.
As many times as they can watch Ernest movies.
Joe Lawrence Damn ,your right . That really puts it into perspective .
But for real though. Trump's obsession with Obama is actually getting kinda Creepy stalkerish at this point
And his ongoing obsession with Hillary.
...and the DNC server, which the FBI has been in possession of since 2017.
I WON THE ELECTION THEREFORE IM BETTER REEEE
you're absolutely right
He's like the little boys that would run up and punch the girls they like on the arm to get their attention.
I love you Stephen continue to keep us laughing.
I can't possibly be the only one who caught Trump calling soybeans 'intellectual property' LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Zedrie He really does make G W Bush look like a rocket scientist now.
I was rolling my eyes at that comment as well! His rallies would literally give viewers car sickness!
Yes, I heard soybeans,also. What. . .what. WHAT. My brain is still spinning... ..please build a wall so I can STAY in Mexico!!!!!!!!
Remember that time when the President of the US was someone you respected and even looked up to, even if you disagreed with them? I just don't know how to feel about this anymore.
Steven you smashed it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are lovely, Mr. Colbert.
I never watched the daily show before Trump came into action... Americans have given too much comedy content to the world... On a serious note don't do it again
Hard to laugh when I'm vomiting.
I can’t say I’ve EVER seen a grown man whine as much as the dt does. Good grief. Isn’t dementia when you can’t remember yesterday but you can remember years past? This could also just a case of believing your own repeated lies. Or both!
"What is this, a White House for ANTS!" - Trumplander
He can add the tiny white house to his lego land fantasy
He complains about never getting covered by the media while complaining he's being scrutinized by the media. It's almost as if he just talks without thinking.
Yeah, I studied linguistics and logic and I simply can´t watch Trump´s speeches. Because every time I do, it´s like he´s burying everything I know. My brain just screams "You don´t use premises in that order!" and "You don´t use ´tremendous´ in that context!" His best logical fallacy so far is "All of the news is fake because a lot of the news is fake." I don´t get how someone can NOT make sense so much.
By "women", Trump means Melania, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, and (maybe) Betsy DeVos.
And his partner in crime .. IVANKA!!
OM Goodness - I laugh every time he imitates the Donald! Too funny!!
I didn’t know soy was a United State’s intellectual property. 🤔😮
This is the wrong title!! It should be Trump boasts ‘this never happened to Obama’. I got so excited thinking finally Trump understands that he is not well liked and Obama is.
CK8smallville I thought the same thing : )
The word 'intellectual' does not belong alongside Trump in the same sentence, whereas 'big', 'fat' and 'sloppy' do.
Thank You so much Stephen, I always find your little quips very funny and well informed.
Homelessness will double under Trump.
I don't recall a sitting president having to throw this many (if any) morale booster conventions for their bases. Then again no one has wasted more time or been as incompetent as 45.
When will it end!?!?
Mciran KalaMity sigh, if it doesn't in the next weeks I'll end it myself
Mciran KalaMity - I was just thinking last night that the "long national nightmare" of Nixon was NOTHING compared to the "long national bad acid trip" that we're on. Too bad Wavy Gravy couldn't tell us not to take the orange one (showing my age a little, there).
Always comparing to Obama......makes you wonder don't it?
Well the country reflects its leaders right? Kind of hard to see the US as anything more than big, fat, and sloppy today...
When the video of Trump is playing, pause it at literally any moment and you will get the derpiest goddamn face
You are right lmao
You don't get to compare to Obama ...uhuhhh...noppee ....not at all...DONT YOU DARE
Thanks for making this trump pill a little easier to swallow.
3:10 I'm laughing and crying at the same time.....
Poor baby Trumpf! He thinks every one hates Him! *They do!
William H. Baird ... Most, anyway.
Can't wait to see him go eat worms. 😁
I HATE that orange SOB, and so does EVERYONE I know except an 80year old white guy who cannot read or write, and a 34year old white guy with drug-induced psychosis. I am serious.
+Dave Wade Yeah....Over here in Germany NOBODY I know likes him.
Well, there's always gotta be the one worst American president in history. Trump knows he can't be the best, so he chose to be the worst.
Y'know what, scratch that last part. He thinks covfefe's a word, should anyone expect a single coherent thought in that egotistical head of his?
2:21 “See, my hands are so big, really big. Bigly big.”
Theres been so much stupidity, we all forgot about bigly😂
He is Obsessed with Obama.
Stephen is hilarious!😂
Trump for padded cell 2018!
byteresistor
I don't even care about the padded part
Does Trump genuinely not realise that all the nevgative press he gets has been because of his own doing or is he just playing dumb?
Also on that note anyone that's says anything negative about him is liar but I really wonder if he's just playing the village idiot or he actually is the village idiot
MrAlittleofeverythin
Oh, he's really an idiot. Do you think a psychopath bent on manipulation would act like that?
Daniel Gehring yes if he wants to get what he wants he'll do w/e it takes
no. he's been in the celebrity circuit long enough to know, that, everything he does, do to "star power", will be exaggerated. so long as he keeps an "honest & vague", casual approach, criticism would be impossible, unless you have the Clearasil guy, reporting what he does like a college professor who showed up to give a physics of insect flight lecture, but, instead, ended up subbing for the business teacher, &, read the most recent stock information, in easy, cold, boring numbers, its near impossible to criticize trump.
this is by DESIGN.
he SPECIFICALLY gave the "rapist" speech, so, it was "vague" enough, that, it might apply to any human traffickers on the boarder, regardless of nationality, but, "close" enough, to southern boarder issues, that, anyone who hated the idea, would become impassioned & flip. That passion, when anyone criticizes him, lets him play the "poor britney" card. aka , even if there IS a legitimate criticism to be made, everyone looks so hopped up on "celebrity news" , that, it looks like bullying. Its essentially just how southpark put it, except, it was the INTENTION of "troll target 1", to get the trolling. in this way, even if there are level headed criticisms, he could "blow up" the appearance of the impassioned ones, &, cause more people to criticize the critics, for being "heavy handed".
the only way to win here, is, to entirely remove passion from the argument. That, is why, I say, we.... we need the Clearasil guy on this.
Having a blast watching these again!
American women voted overwhelmingly for Clinton, except the white ones
Donald Trump promised a Brexit-style victory and he achieved just that.
The world woke up today to the shock news that the Republican candidate beat Hillary Clinton, the first female major-party candidate to run for the US presidency. In claiming this victory, Trump stumped the majority of pollsters and political commentators, who expected women to carry Clinton to the White House.
So, what exactly happened? Women did vote overwhelmingly to elect Clinton, but it was white women who helped hand Trump the presidency, according to Edison national election poll. Overall, 54% of women voted for Clinton, much higher than the 42% of women who voted for Trump. But when the women’s vote is divided by race, it becomes clear that black women actually largely drove the so-called gender gap against Trump.
The majority of non-college educated white women (64%) voted for Trump, while 35% backed Clinton. This figure is far higher than non-college educated black women, of which only 3% voted for Trump, and non-college educated Hispanic women, of which 25% voted for Trump. Black, Hispanic and other non-white women backed Clinton in far greater numbers.
qz.com/833003/election-2016-all-women-voted-overwhelmingly-for-clinton-except-the-white-ones/
This is so sad because he bragged about grabbing women without their permission and it didn't matter to some voters. That was not locker room talk he was a grown man of 60 years old I believe when he stated that.
Of course Facebook will be the next MySpace, and probably in less than 10 years
And good riddance.
I was thinking about Friendster...anyone remember that?
What are people using instead? IG?
+5% I'm seriously hoping people will actually return to catching up in person and having real conversations...
D Turner never heard of Friendster
What president makes jokes like that... like is he serious?
I love you Colbert! Never stop!!
Thanks for the much needed laughs Mr. Colbert!
He lies in almost EVERY SINGLE SENTANCE! And the laughable part is... his supporters believe it all!!!
That's the saddest and most frightening part of the current situation. There are a significant number of Trump supporters who believe every word out of his mouth, and refuse to believe anything that contradicts him, no matter what evidence is presented to support it.
#Cult45-ists
You cant fix stupid
Daniel Dickson - Those supporters hate and fear anyone they suspect just might be smarter than they are. They hate and fear science, logic and reasoning. They're afraid somebody is trying to con them. Therefore, all "evidence" is fake, twisted, made up out of thin air. You can only trust what you actually hear from Trump's own mouth, or anybody who publicly, proudly and continually supports him. The supreme irony is, of course, that HE'S the con. Remember, to these people, the majority is not only always wrong, but actively evil and lying, about Trump.
Thank God for Stephan Colbert. Helping me stay half sane ever since Trump came down that damn elevator.
Thanx Mr Colbert.
I love this Stephen Colbert!!! So energetic and funny!!!
That’s why I left Facebook... happier life!
Remember when we had a first lady with a degree from Harvard, cared about children, and we could understand her when she spoke...good times...
*weeps uncontrollably*
And now we have a first lady who "doesn't really care" about children in crisis. Pretty surreal times.
What is this?! A WHITE HOUSE FOR ANTS?!
The oval office needs to be at least...three times bigger than this.
Poor Mike!!!
Yes Stephen Colbert!!!!💪💪💪
That Bigfoot picture with Obama was funny lol hahahaha this guy is on point every night
Weird, weird, weird that the GOP couldn't find a semi-decent candidate.
You have reason to believe the squirrels are mocking you Trump. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yes, even the squirrels, and those stupid birds and their stupid chirping. I say no more birds or squirrels at presidential press conferences, the Furry Hat has spoke.
Especially the ones living in that thing on his head. They are laughing their furry little asses off.
and Ducks.. ..he hates ducks
ThE DuCk well, they are smarter and more dignified than him. Givem the latter, I would have to say, no they aren't.
Delighted to hear you pronounce "controversy" correctly
Wow. Just wow.
The Obama/Bigfoot photo had me dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump @ his rallies: Just say whatever SOUNDS good.
so true
You could have stopped at "whatever."
lol that's how this bullshit era goes, say anything that sounds like an argument without making a point
that's how they deny global warming
All politicians lie, and no one cares until the someone on TV calls them a bad man.
Yep. "Big, fat and sloppy" sounds good.
Now what was wrong with the big fat, sloppy statement? That's what I see every time I see Donald Trump.
LMAO!!! Thanks, Stephen!
I wasn’t aware soybeans were our “intellectual property.”
ha, ha that's good
I am from India and when ever our politicians screw up I think this never happens in America but lately you guys are becoming like the rest of us. Having a media outlet cover up for a politician and members of a party no standing up to their leader.... welcome to the rest of the world.
Sai 888 Well said. It's time for the United States to get over feeling exceptional. We're not.
Im black so....it always been shitty, they just dont like to talk about it because they confuse patriotism and jingoism
Sai 888 so awful and so true.
by far my fav monologue
45 would avoid a lot of trouble if he could just learn when and when not to speak.
Can't imagine how Obama is reacting to this.
傭兵Cloud haha i think like what he normally does.
Staying Cool!! 😎😂
Obama is laughing his ass off, that's how he's reacting.
傭兵Cloud Obama is nice and calm, Luther on the other hand...
Whatever happened President Obama was always a gentleman & a statesman .. I never heard a foul word come out of him nor did he ever have anyone ejected from any of his rallies!! He fought a Republican Congress & still accomplished more than Trump & his goons!!
tatubert82 he respected everyone. I mean I think even the Trump jokes were done in good sport.