Mortarion And The Deathguard EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- It's time for the smelly boys to have their time in the son - Today we are explaining the lore of Mortarion and the Deathguard
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My head hurts, my new $2000 graphics card just fried itself and I lost 3kg from how much I munted from last nights stream but hey at least the video uploaded.
I think it's time for hibernation
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The most disgusting legion led by a guy who smells worst than the poor kid who always sat in the corner.
Who ended up following a disgusting bloated carcass that smells worst than he and his legion did.
I actually hate the Death Guard they are awful on tabletop as well
Honestly mate that stream was funny as fuck
Majorkill did Lorgar really diddle some kids?
Can you do Emperor'a children next
@@blakecharres Yes
Majorkill: Chaos didn't want to get its cheeks clapped
Slaanesh: Am I a joke to you ?
Big E's schlong is the one schlong Slaanesh can't handle
She proably does not like his prefrence for stabile relationships.
Khorne, gork and mork are the only ones big e would unable to handle being ass claped by them.
@@sonicsucks20 sounds like heresy but ok
Yes.
Big E: comon’ morty **burp** lets go on a crusade
Mortarion: **gas mask mumbles**
Aw geez Big E
HEY WE ARE GAS MASK BOIS NOT HIM
@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 that’s cool but it’s death korp
@@peenyyt4921 i know i made the acc at 3am for a joke and now i just use it
@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 you know you can change the name
Good voice acting on morty and "Daddy"
Life goals complete
That was quality
It is assumed rather than proven that Mortarion and his Legion smell bad. As anyone smells them dies before they can give a definitive answer.
Prince Teclis
Ever smelled a maggot ridden corpse? They definitely smell rotten
Heathen Pride maybe they where deodorant
@CXVII 117 R Slaaneshy boi's smell awful but you can't tell because Slaanesh just makes that your new fetish and suddenly bad smells are good smells.
The fact that Teclis is commenting about his knowledge on 40k lore confuses me.
Some of the most distinguished connoisseurs enjoy the putrid fragrance of emu ejaculate and 3-week old lasagna.
I'd brave the Garden of Nurgle before entering the home of a Warhammer player.
How would you tell the difference?
I’m sure they’re just role playing
Imagine the smell.
Warhammer players are bad, but imagine a Magic the Gathering player.
I went to a room where one was by accident, you would think they all worship nurgle
I thought those were synonymous.
Nurgle: *gets close to killing Guilliman*
Khorne: “and I took that personally.”
I mean he is the God of killing shit. I would have been too.
Bros name is corn??
Guilliman still won via plot armor.
Sorry, but what do you mean?
*Emps actually acts like a father*
Mortarion: Hates him for it for the rest of his life
To be fair Morty needed that kill for his sick K/D ratio.
-Acts like a father
-Emps
choose one
Emps pretty much treated morty like necare on their first meeting. And considering necare was the most abusive of all the primarch parents that rely doesn’t make a good start for the emps getting mortarions appriciation.
@@teroslarone1171 I based it off:
Offered his help
Did not force his help on him
Gave his help when his son's plan failed
Nickster More like either you kill necare now or you will bow to me.
Rather similar to necare whi threw monsters at mortarion for training and every time he had to save him from them beat him over it both verbaly and physicaly. The enperor showing up and “bailing” mortarion out did not in any way make mortarion like him. In fact that is where the rift between the two began.
Roboute Guilliman Aye und not one person cared to help.
rather sad
I still love how the Tau's part of Psychic Awakening was almost getting wiped out by the Death Guard, only surviving because the Death Guard got bored and fucked off.
This greatly reinforces the Tau's theme, I approve.
The adventures of Big E and Morty. Beautiful Majorkill.
Pickle EmpeRick?
I could behold this heresy.....
Plus he kind of is a skelepickle already
@@thewretchedpleb7484 He's a goddamn onion
And now in the rick and morty multiverse there is the God Rick Of Rick kind and Mortarion Morty
@@thewretchedpleb7484 God this is cringeworthy.
Imperial guard general: Throw more men at the problem. Sooner or later the mountain of guardsmen corpses will become usable as a defense structure.
Mortarion: *taking notes*
Imperial Fist: *lists the pros and cons of cadaver-based fortifications*
Orc 1 :Orks, they takun' our tacties!
Orc2: wait, why're you blue?
Someone liked that cringe? Ok, I will too.
*Mortarion crashes on Barbarus*
Warlord: Huh, another baby. Well! Time to kill it-- wait. This baby just fell from space, and is able to breath in all these clouds of toxic gas WITHOUT dying, maybe this isn't a normal baby. Maybe I should keep it and raise him as my own. Huh, amazing what I can accomplish when I'm not committing child murder.
well, you got murdered by the baby's real father.. if that counts as an accomplishment
i can see him in his mountain fortress asking his zombies if they have any baby formula for morty. like “ayo, we got any baby formula, this random ass baby i found outside that can be useful to me.”
"he made 20 demigods"
_Omegon or one of the forgotten Primarchs crying in the corner_
Twenty one depending on how one counts alpharius/omegon
I mean he did say 20 so they only one forgotten here is Omegon.
THE RISER theres 18/19 primarchs, not including the missing/redacted 2...
Omegon is worth only a half of a primarch.
there only are 9 Primarchs, _WHAT HERESY IS THIS IS ?!_
Imagine if the Death Guard actually smell really good and that's how they get new recruits
If somebody rips the nastiest fart of all time, it will smell terrible but you probably begrudgingly respect them for producing such a foul blast. By accepting Nurgle's gifts, it no longer smells bad, you simply bask in the immensity of it.
Not sure where I'm going with this, but plague marines probably smell bad.
If they smell good, they would probably be Slaanesh marines
That reminds me of something that they did behind the scenes on The Walking Dead. Basically they realized the best way to get a greasy, stringy look to the zombie's hair without ruining the actors' hair is to lather it up with a lot of conditioner. The side effect of this however is that it makes the zombies smell really damn good IRL.
@@Turk3YbAstErwhat
@@Turk3YbAstEr Strangely enough, I totally get what you're saying.
Mortarion may end up being redeemed or at least freed from nurgle because nurgle just happens to have the eldar goddess of healing in his realm. Mortarion could be cured and maybe become the avatar of Isha
That would actually be sick, a primearch pledged to the eldar
@@TheRealJG0 not like that isn’t happening already
@@Aredel The big G is pretty indebted to some of the Eldar as it is.
I'd really love if some of the traitors would redeem themselves.
Redemption is kinda overused trope.
Just burn the fucker and make some new characters.
I approve of this video.
Nurgle Your filthiness!!!
But I’m actually for the mechanicus. :)
Even though I'm a man of the blood angels, I can still appreciate some filth from time to time
Hi Papa Nurgle, I’ve been working hard to spread your wonderful gifts of pestilence across the galaxy so that all can join our family.
D-dad!?!?
Can your guys take some showers?
*There isn't enough promethium in the galaxy to cleanse the filth*-Wammudes, probably.
IS THIS A TTS REFERENCE?
@@indrickboreale7381 Yep, specifically from Wammudes' vid on his favorite primarchs.
@@lorddolamite6141 AYAYAYA!
@i hate anime no
@i hate anime no
13:44
"Each of the traitor primarchs was claimed agaisnt their will, except Lorgar..."
Little did you know, Lorgar was molested by a Slaanesh Priest when he was in his covent. This is canon, change my mind.
WHAT
I mean if we go the religious arguement here - you could just say that there's not any proof that he WASN'T molested in a convent by a low-key slaaneshi priest.
Every time I think of the Deathguard, I just remember Big E’s hypothetical solution for the Tyranids.
“ *Has anyone ever considered fucking disinfectant?* “
“ *Just make a giant spray-can in space and fill it with disinfectant* “
'A tanned jacked as shit chad...With long flowing hair in the manly way.' Never have I heard such a true statement of the Emperor.
My favorite part of the whole video: "...they had it the best out of all the traitors. The Emperor's Children we're all drug addicted rapists, the World Eaters are insane and in constant agony, the Thousand Suns got turned into a dust based automaton, and the Word Bearers had Lorgar as their Primarch" 🤣
World eaters instead of word bears btw.
@@muhmmadmuneeb219 thank you
I love your emphasis on “THE GOD EMPEROR OF MAN KIND!”
It is such a waste that the strongest legion has a primarch with the saltiest sense of entitlement.
Imagine singlehandedly conquering an entire planet only to fall during the final encounter, but get saved before your cheeks get clapped.
Dont talk about my primarch like that!!
Dont talk like that of pertubaro
I like Nurgle! He goes squish when I pick my nose
Worse or the same as Perturabo's?
Ironic. He understands his hypocrisy thus he places himself at the top of barbaros just like one of his dads
Wait, what was that about the mommy of the Primarchs yeeting them across the galaxy because she wanted to protect them?
The irony is that she damned them.
@@vodamiinurl1337they really have a mom now? When was this added? Does she have a name?
Imperator yea, their mother was chaos, undivided. A pretty shitty mom, if you ask me...
Imperator in the siege of terra saturnien novel and yes she has one I can’t remember it tough. Another perpetual as well.
Teros and a small bit in the Valdor novel
After the Horus Heresy...
The Big E: "I'm going to sit on my golden throne and take a biiiigggg fat Morty. That's my new word for shit after today's events."
that rick impression was spot on you should that more often
Tonight!
It was cringey as hell
12:32 I love that Ferrus fights using a big ass wrench.
The Iron Hands get flak because of that recently deceased meta in 8th but they are basically Space Marine AdMech. Ferrus had arms made of necrodermis which he used to forge master crafted swords... with his bare hands. Fulgrim was actually great friends with Ferrus despite them being polar opposites. In the picture you saw you time stamped he was actually using a hammer that Fulgrim made in a contest with Ferrus - to see who could make the better weapon. Ferrus made an elegant sword and as I said, Fulgrim made a hammer. They both loved each others work that they traded their artworks with each other. The big ass wrench isn't accurate but I love it either way.
So once they came to face each other, they fought with the weapons they made for each other. Fulgrim however was under the influence of a sword he acquired from a planet of Slaaneshi worshiping snake like aliens. The sword contained a powerful daemon which whispered to Fulgrim for months causing him to fall further to Slaanesh. (His legion who entered the temple that housed the sword also gained corruption and an event later created the noise marines, which is a whole other story.)
Fulgrim wanted to kill Ferrus but mid way through the fight he drew the sword he gained from the temple, when he over powered Ferrus and begun to deliver the killing blow. Fulgrim stopped as his loyal mind returned, but the daemon sword took control of him entirely and he slayed Ferrus.
I may of missed some details but this is the basics. My favorite chapters/ legions are the Emperors Children, Iron Warriors and Iron Hands.
Achtung Andrew I honestly had forgotten about that. I think ferrus’ hammer was called Forgebreaker and the sword he made for Fulgrim was Fire-something
@@Devious_Craven I think he meant the one on ferrus' back
Just like a certain Lombax.
" The planet had *mega AIDS* "
Alright fine, I'll sub already
Deathguard are scary. Alpha Legion put me more at unease. They've been left so deliberately vague. Certain things they do benefit the Imperium. Other things not so much
Finally someone recognizes Garviel Loken and Saul Tarvitz
Not to mention Tarik Torgaddon, he was amazing.
Uhh Fulgrim pretty much embraced chaos too.
Sure he got posed at first, but then he got a taste for the pleasures of Slaanesh and willingly embraced chaos actually seeking it out to get his next fix.
I know is a cliche phrase at this point but Morty is a clear example of the old:
"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
ah yes
the 2nd most tentacled marines
Who do u think has more STDS , the Emperors Children or The Death Guard .
@@richieriversiii354, a question as old as the death guard and the emperor's children themselves
i have to say
Emperor's children
don't think the Death Guard, get active in that way much
A Concerned Commissar
IDK Those Nurglings are some pretty horney MFers.
A Concerned Commissar You may not like the truth but I think the death guard, at least one somehow, is clean from all STI/D’s. So if you wanted to go ham at one chaos marine... hope you like stinky old men :)
@@richieriversiii354 definitely death guard. They live with all those diseases no matter what. It won't kill them. Emperors children can't spread it because everything they fuck dies.
5:00 - So the Emperor and Mortarion are just the grimdark versions of Rick and Morty. Gotcha!
It's not that Morty was mad that he stole his kill, it's just that it was his entire life goal to kill his father, wich is understandble
And was going to go to the grave without doing that
@@quintondorsey7362 because the big e went “either you kill him now or bow to me and i just destroy your entire life goal.”
Do you think that Settra will return in AoS although he „died“. Could he appear in the Old World, which is being redone right now?
Please can you explain ? You say "redone". So the end times never happened ? Or the world was reconstructed by... whatever ?
That's great news actually cause it's my favorite fantasy setting after 40k.
@@elasolezito They're just going to set some new lore like ~800 years before the end times
Yes I think this isn't the end of Settra
@@gravity000111 Ah cool, thank you Chris ! Guess that's something.
He resisted the temptations of all 4 chaos gods at once, it's not impossible
I personally beleive that the primarchs are well shown, as once currupted by chaos, it is very hard to make your own decisions or be sane. Dont forget Horus was shown a vision off the wrong future which messed him up to accept chas by accident.
Fuck Erebus.
Shanked and then saw the prophetic vision by Erebus, disguised as Haster Sejanus
Ahem.
Fuck Erebus.
Thank you for your time.
Fuck Erebus, all my homies hate Erebus
"And the War Bearers got Lorgar as their Primarch".
Yap, they got the worse.
The stream yesterday was legendary.
I’m so fucking tired that I read that as “The stream yesterday was yesterday.”
This video has come out as I was painted Poxwalkers. Well done!
Actually, the Imperial Heralds were champions of the Imperial Truth before Lorgar got his priestly hands on them, so, yeah, big change.
The Rick and Morty reference was just perfect
Mortorion and the Death Gaurd are my favorite Primarch and Legion pre HERESY and CHAOS, though LOYALIST LEGION would have to be the Iron. Hands
My own homebrew chapter are "successors" of the white scars, but if you listen to how often they go sperging off about "Thrice-cursed-Mortarion" and how much they fucking love bleach, it's pretty easy to see that they are actually Successors of the Dusk Raiders. They came about from the Terran born Apothecary Galen Kyrd and a Styrofoam cooler of gene-seed who hid under the corpses of his brothers in a deep bunker in the trenches of Istvaan V that hitched a ride with Jagatai.
I wish there were more chapters that are just "Oh yeah these guys are so totally from loyalist gene-seed. Oh, this chapter consists of a bunch of close-range melee fighters with a love of gladiatorial combat. they uh, descended from Corvus Corax, yeah let's go with that."
How about for you chapter due to their weird upbringing of the White Scars rubbing off on their slow, resilient nature. The move very quickly but in bursts when nobody's looking. So, you would see them on the horizon and run to grab your power axe but as you turn around to charge your staring down the barrel of a plasma pistol.
@@daltonbecker4494
Nice
This is the only explanation of 40k I have ever understood. 10/10 would yeet again
Albia is Britain, not Albania. Its right next to Atlan(Atlantic) and is where Shakespire, writer of Amulet, Prince Demark(Shakespeare, writer of The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark) came from.
The name Albia likely comes from Albion, another name for Britain.
So the death guard are British?
@@meatilicious1900 No, the Dusk Raiders are British. The Death Guard were Barbarans.
theyre albanian shiq
I’ve been waiting for you to do mortarion for agessssss love your videos man your one of the best RUclipsrs around
Probably my favourite legion, these boys have sick aesthetics
You know, as someone whose favourite traitor Primarchs are Mortarion and Lorgar, I feel kinda targeted here.
I mean, you're not wrong about Morty, but that just kinda makes it worse.
I feel like the iron hands would be a good chapter to cover next
it's fucking hilarious that Big E tried to help Morty when he just beamed fucking Angron out
1:07: the fabulous bastard and JoJo ethusiast, before the Horus' galaxy-wide temper tantrum.
Now I want to see the series "Emp & Morty".
LoL that Rick n Morty conversation. Oh geesh, oh man, you stole my kill.
Iron Warriors next. 4th Legion is best Traitor Legion.
Remember when Honsou killed ~400 Ultramarines and killed Billions of people in Ultramar just to piss off Uriel Ventris?
Imagine the smirk on Perturabo's face when he heard about it. Honsou probably was promoted by his Primarch
When listing the traitor legions you forgot the alpha legion, and they have it the best because they are unchanged
Excellent work! Personally I like to think he's simping for the elf lady keep your enemies close n all that.
Absolutely fucking love it lmaoooo. The voiceover just adds so much! Please do more on each primarchs and others
Oh he survived the stream. Did not expect that
Jaghatai: I'm the least interesting Primarch of them all.
Mortarion: hold my amasec, brother.
That title goes to Dorn easily.
RIVALBLACKWELL No.
Adorable disagree.
In one of the Siege of Terra novels, Dorn does have a sense of fear
To be fair it is the Solar War/Siege of Terra
Ferrus Manus.
So I think that Morty has a small part of him that respect Big E and Nurgle doesnt like him because he knows. And Morty doesn't actually like being part of chaos
Mortarion is the goat primarch because no one else would get put in a jar for being too embarrassed to fight his dead dad
That was actually a pretty good imatation rick, nice job bro.
@Majorkill you messed up. No we've got to see a animation of Morty as Mortarian, Jerry as his adopted Necromancer Daddy and Rick as the Big E. 🤣
Grandfather Nurgle and Papa Khorne are the only gods in chaos undivided I'll be vapourized by the anathema before I recognize the other two
Tzeentch is better than both.
Mortarion: *depressed noises*
The rest of the Death Guard: "Haha poo pant."
Death guard are my fav chaos faction thanks for the video majorkill
No! Coronavirus is the creation of mighty-glorious Clan Pestilens! Yes-yes!
Time to join Mothman's happy family lmao
I think it'd be fun to see a video on Magnus or Corvus Corax!
Lmao - Soy boy!!
“Most prinarchs gave up their daddy issues”
Angron - hold my axes.
Must say love Death Guard but one character i wish you knew about was Vorx (the book is called lords of silence) hes fucked over the word bearers in it and is one smart boy. he should of been the first cap instead of typhus
Such a great book
How's the hangover? 😂
Rough
@@majorkill Did you know that the stream still when on after you passed out ahahah
Ooh, you should totally do a video on Tarvitz! After the Emperor's Children of course!
That Rick and Morty impression was excellent
This really sounds like an Australian! Also the talking bits are excellent. I do wish there was more about the Death Guard. Sorry, I didn't mean Death Guard, that was autocorrect. I meant Death Guard.
Calling the Emperor a Chad, freaking awesome!
Where are the Domex, Lysol, Baygon, Bleach and Tide pods Space Marines led by Chapter Master Mr. Clean when the galaxy needs them?
What hurts me is a duskrator mortarion would have been freaking awesome. Think about it. The literal grim reaper rising with his legion dusk as nightfalls death looms over the enemies of the imperium
Do the ravenguard next senpai
"I want to go back in the box. The box does not judge. It just hates."
“It’s the drop site massacre all over again.”
so mayor wtf happend to the stream yesterday lmao
haarzuilensboy030 I ended up passing out and vomiting on myself
@@majorkill Typical Nurgle shit
Sam 4 RUclipsr !
@@majorkill Holy shit! I deduct 10 chad points
i think fulgrims, angrons and magnus falls are very good explained.
Guy W.T.F. Nurgle is already among us we need not rejoice in his praise.
"The Fourth rei- I mean the noble Imperium of man"
me: wheezing
Majorkill: all bald people are evil.
Me: but...but what about Baldermort?
Exception proves the rule?
Hey. This video is good. Btw, IDK what it is about Mortarion, but I always feel like something is off with him. He has so much yet so little.
The Rick and Morty segment had me😂
And then, I shit you not, he turns himself into tyrant necromancer. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
love how he uses one image of the litch king and now this is labeled as a wow video
The most bloated diseases legion is actually more unique and cohesive compares to other legions.
And one of the few Traitor Legions to be bigger and more powerful present day
The Black Legion and the Emperor's Children are both more powerful today than during the Heresy
The way you explain this lore absolutely makes me cry from laughing so hard. I can't stop watching. God damn.
One of the final instances of Timmy
The dusk raiders were from Albion not Albenia ... Albion is an old name for England
albania
If Mortarion constantly smelt like shit from day one, then his legion smells like Nurgle from day two.
‘Morty’ & ‘Purty’ will never get old, I will forever love your content
Is that "The kiss" from The Last of the Mohicans?
You're hilarious, get this sub
After all this time....still one of my favorite vids
9:06 Agree. Literally the only traitor Primarch who has a really tragic story that makes his fall understandable is Magnus.
8:43
chaos is a helluva drug kids!