Mass Effect Trilogy Funny Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 18 мар 2013
  • I put together the funniest moments and clips i had from my Mass Effect playthroughs.
    These contains scenes from the whole Trilogy and are placed in no particular order.
    This video took me ages to create finding every funny moment i possibly could. I understand that not every funny moment is present purely because they have not shown up in any of my playthroughs. I tried my best.
    I hope you enjoy.
    Links to my latest Funny Mass Effect Videos ;
    The Funny Effect Ep1 - • The Funny Effect Ep1 -...
    The Funny Effect Ep2 - • The Funny Effect Ep2 -...
    Thanks Gavinchi.
    Follow me on Twitter @Gavinchi88
    And for my other Mass effect videos here are the links.
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    Mass Effect Ultimate Trailer - • Mass Effect ULTIMATE T...
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  • @vidyajamesu
    @vidyajamesu 10 лет назад +2804

    "Hell yeah, put more stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in."
    -Commander Shepard, first Human Spectre, Savior of the Citadel

    • @River_Frost
      @River_Frost 7 лет назад +62

      Video James He's human just like the rest of us

    • @TheKoxy1995
      @TheKoxy1995 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like drunken Jhonny Depp

    • @TheOrangex88
      @TheOrangex88 4 года назад +25

      “ *dEw It!* “
      -Commander Shepard, Protector of the Realm, Warden of Hogwarts, King of the Space Wizards and the Space furries, Decedent of the Goddamn Batman, And baddest dude on the Dance floor.

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 3 года назад +5

      @@TheOrangex88 all great titles

    • @archie2038
      @archie2038 3 года назад +3

      Sounds a lot funnier as femshep:)

  • @HostileZeus
    @HostileZeus 10 лет назад +3750

    Liara: Did you actually kill 3 blue sun mercenaries with one bullet?
    Garrus: No...the third one had a heart attack. We didn't count him.

  • @ahvi3038
    @ahvi3038 9 лет назад +2184

    Garrus- That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through.
    Shepard- What is fun to fight through?
    Garrus- Gardens. Electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.

    • @varric
      @varric 8 лет назад +96

      +Ahvi303 Cerberus Base in ME3 (Proto-Reaper zone): "I thought hospitals were ugly to fight through. This is so much worse."

    • @goranmitic7500
      @goranmitic7500 8 лет назад +4

      I remember that words. but I can't remember from which part was that

    • @Cooli167
      @Cooli167 7 лет назад +17

      Goran Mitic Tchunka, mordin's mission

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 7 лет назад +1

      Cooli167 I have a question, how do I import my Mass Effect game data over to ME2?

    • @orarinnsnorrason4614
      @orarinnsnorrason4614 7 лет назад +1

      SONofSPARDA ME2 looks for the location of ME1 saved file location. so you only have to store it there and go into ME2 and load it up. You don't have to have ME1 installed, if you don't just create the folder where it needs to be. I don't remember exactly where but you can just google it and you're good to go.

  • @kovidcadera7522
    @kovidcadera7522 7 лет назад +2168

    "Please don't touch that"
    *Stares at the button and touches it

    • @chrisjackson3753
      @chrisjackson3753 6 лет назад +26

      Stephanie Hwang i said do not touch it

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 6 лет назад +29

      *Stares at the button and touches it

    • @chrisjackson3753
      @chrisjackson3753 6 лет назад +31

      NullHazard7 do you want to cause a diplomatic incident?

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 6 лет назад +23

      *Stares at the button and touches it

    • @0-B1
      @0-B1 5 лет назад +7

      I found this a few days ago

  • @ShadowMKII
    @ShadowMKII 9 лет назад +413

    First Clip: "Because it is a big, stupid jellyfish."
    "Off to a good start."

  • @redmilo92
    @redmilo92 9 лет назад +955

    ''If you'd told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical''

    • @chou2012
      @chou2012 8 лет назад +97

      best DLC int he history of DLCs

    • @user-xt6ix4ui9m
      @user-xt6ix4ui9m 4 года назад +3

      Ya I know right..a toothbrush imagine that

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 3 года назад +1

      @@user-xt6ix4ui9m so question commander Shepard whos your favorite character to have in your group

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 3 года назад +3

      @@user-xt6ix4ui9m i missed spelled it sorry and those are my picks to. i have one thing to say is why does garrus think the Normandy needs bigger guns every time he's on the ship

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 3 года назад +1

      @Beese Churger begone from this plane

  • @sanntta82
    @sanntta82 7 лет назад +1854

    Ahh.. Mass Effect. What a story, I laught i cried i fought. Best game ever

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 9 лет назад +377

    I love that Legion observes that EDI's body is "top-heavy", lol.

  • @aplusmag8583
    @aplusmag8583 10 лет назад +501

    I swear there's just this bit in ME3 where Garrus starts walking around and talks to almost everyone on the ship... it's like Garrus' big day out.

    • @DarthLobitou
      @DarthLobitou 10 лет назад +153

      Better than him calibrating all day long.

    • @aplusmag8583
      @aplusmag8583 10 лет назад +47

      Anamchara That comment is beautiful. I may have to give you the internet.

  • @Arrakeen10191
    @Arrakeen10191 10 лет назад +446

    Mordin's great singing, researching, helping with better interspecies f*ing, healing and killing whole species, even broke Omegas only rule twice, he truly was part of that traveling freakshow

    • @masterdynamo6457
      @masterdynamo6457 5 лет назад +26

      His line for Miranda was the best though...Just watch for 'bugs'. Could be planted anywhere. 'You have a recommendation as a doctor?' Watch for bugs. Could be planted anywhere. Can perform exam later if necessary. Will need probes.

  • @user-uz4cc6qz1q
    @user-uz4cc6qz1q 8 лет назад +688

    2:13 He's faced reapers, collectors, rachni, all kinds of weird aliens and seen countless friends die. Yet, the most emotion he's ever shown on his face was in reaction to a joke lol

    • @mr_strap-0319
      @mr_strap-0319 7 лет назад +79

      L Probably got flashbacks

    • @comora010304
      @comora010304 5 лет назад +27

      Oh crap not again, one death is enough edi thanks

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 лет назад +36

      L Shepard, at least my Shepard, was not big on jokes. Or laughter. Or basic human satisfaction.

  • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
    @LegendaryDarkKnight602 7 лет назад +788

    EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"...
    That seems like the worst possible time to say something like that.

  • @Fucisko
    @Fucisko 10 лет назад +1150

    When i was playing ME3 for the first time and i heard "you sound like a vorcha" i thought its funny...But when i found out Mark Meer is voice actor for both Shepard and vorcha and heard it again it destroyed me completely :D

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 10 лет назад +74

      Ma4zu6 that's probably why they put that line in :D

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +68

      Mark Meer also voiced the Hanar, meaning that the whole "You... Big... Stupid... Jellifish..." is also funny.

    • @fraserbuchanan1083
      @fraserbuchanan1083 2 года назад +2

      @@Brakiros Does Tali have the same line with a FemShep?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад

      @fraserbuchanan1083 Unfortunately, yes. If Tali had compared FemShep to a VAMPIRE on the other hand, referencing Jennifer Hale's first VA role in Quest for Glory IV...

  • @benjaminsamuel7297
    @benjaminsamuel7297 10 лет назад +631

    I'm sad he forgot this ME3 line ''Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before'' Garrus raises hands and Shepherd says'' Touche'' miss that ine ahh good times.

    • @brodymedia8478
      @brodymedia8478 4 года назад +9

      Benjamin Samuel that when you go bottle shooting?

    • @ohkay8939
      @ohkay8939 4 года назад +13

      @@brodymedia8478 Yeah, it is. That whole "mission" is hilarious :)

  • @CautiousCrowe
    @CautiousCrowe 9 лет назад +350

    I watched this whole video waiting for the moment when joker said "what was I supposed to do, break my arm at them?"

    • @AymanB
      @AymanB 9 лет назад +18

      Haha you're right that *was* a good one.

    • @andrescastillo0022
      @andrescastillo0022 9 лет назад +7

      XD Totally

    • @epgbros
      @epgbros 9 лет назад +42

      Tali though. She's that drunk.... aw my god. "Emergency induction port" goddamned straws!i knew they were emergency things!

  • @Darthzim950
    @Darthzim950 7 лет назад +394

    2:13 The look of abject HORROR on Shepard's face... Holy crap, I can't breath!!!

    • @kanadetone
      @kanadetone 7 лет назад +110

      Mal Masque It's funny and then you start thinking about it, and realize how Shepard "died" from suffocation, that is, he died from lack of oxygen so he probably remembed how he floated through space suffocating as EDI is joking about cutting off the oxygen supply when she's finds something truly fascinating.

    • @masterdynamo6457
      @masterdynamo6457 5 лет назад +13

      @@kanadetone Oh my. You just ruined a hilarious moment for me.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 лет назад +18

      @@masterdynamo6457 you mean made it better.

  • @waveblade1522
    @waveblade1522 8 лет назад +847

    That joking between garrus and joker absolutely killed me from laughter

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 8 лет назад +11

      then how are you posting this? o.0 lol j/k

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 лет назад +22

      Maybe it only killed him relatively?

    • @physe8052
      @physe8052 7 лет назад +18

      "Your friend is only MOSTLY dead."

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 5 лет назад +4

      He's getting better.

    • @laziezt4973
      @laziezt4973 3 года назад +6

      Cerberus brought him back

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator 4 года назад +285

    “Did you contact us just to hang up again?”
    “You know it!”
    *hangs up*

    • @user-xt6ix4ui9m
      @user-xt6ix4ui9m 4 года назад +20

      "Whoops"

    • @FanofRvB
      @FanofRvB 3 года назад +12

      @@user-xt6ix4ui9m "Annnnd we're out."

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 11 месяцев назад +1

      "That never gets old does it?"

  • @Qlas111
    @Qlas111 9 лет назад +624

    "Oh yeah... Put more of the stuff in the... thing stuff goes in." This line kills me :D

  • @superluismigueL100
    @superluismigueL100 8 лет назад +648

    "Prothy the Prothean" AHAHAHAH

    • @blivion7203
      @blivion7203 4 года назад +3

      Puthy the Puthean, you mean.

  • @alfredolsson3819
    @alfredolsson3819 6 лет назад +1280

    Garrus to female Shepard: "You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
    *really long silence*
    Garrus: "Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible..."

  • @annerivers2132
    @annerivers2132 10 лет назад +1085

    The citadel dlc had a crap load of great moments. My favorite was Grunt retelling the story about his adventure across the presidium. Also when Shepard and Shepard clone meet, the clone says something like " I have to go". Then shepard and the two squadmates are locked in the small room, the squadmates keep discussing how they're trapped and can't escape, but shepard just keeps saying " 'I should go .' I don't really sound like that, do I? Maybe it's 'I *should* go.' or ' *I* should go. "

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 10 лет назад +61

      Anne Rivers the Blasto bit with Javik's Citadel scene was probably the best one but Grunt hanging off the Presidium's krogan statue was awesome though lol

    • @salanderfication
      @salanderfication 10 лет назад +16

      No, one squad mate keeps asking how they can get out, the other talks about shepards 'I should go'.

    • @ConstantlyAdging
      @ConstantlyAdging 9 лет назад +9

      Hell yeah it did, still probably my favorite dlc of any game

    • @LunaticKid889
      @LunaticKid889 9 лет назад +2

      sucks how i never got to that part with grunt telling the story... I don't remember it... Like how do i do that?

    • @bucket7897
      @bucket7897 9 лет назад +25

      And that conversation "Shepard."Grunt."Shepard."Wrex"Commander Shepard."Shepard.Shepard.Shepard."Wrex?Grunt?" Shep-rrrrrrrrr-d."Shepaaaaaaaard."Shepard?" best conversation in my opinion. (no hate m8 it's just opinion's)

  • @danieljong8442
    @danieljong8442 9 лет назад +860

    I am a biotic god! I think things...and they happen. Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 8 лет назад +69

      charge.

    • @theriverstigs
      @theriverstigs 8 лет назад +44

      +Daniel Jong _I don't know what drugs you're on, but stay back, and I won't shoot you._

    • @goranmitic7500
      @goranmitic7500 8 лет назад +5

      that was awesome scene

    • @Ixiah27
      @Ixiah27 8 лет назад +2

      +Daniel Jong
      A nice callback to Baldurs Gate 2 :)

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 8 лет назад +22

      *gentle push*

  • @route77productions
    @route77productions 7 лет назад +119

    The Wrex line in ME3 if you Romanced Liara is
    "I still don't have a window, probably bc I don't kiss as well as Liara"

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 11 месяцев назад +1

      "No comment"

  • @Pentech2u
    @Pentech2u 8 лет назад +568

    -Emergency induction port
    -That's a straw Tali
    -Emergency induction port
    God I loved that moment, laughed my ass off when I came across that little scene.

    • @HelloThere-ln2cb
      @HelloThere-ln2cb 8 лет назад +21

      Same, for me it was the little things that made it a great trilogy.

    • @iiTzLurks
      @iiTzLurks 3 года назад +4

      THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER

    • @matthewdalessandro5975
      @matthewdalessandro5975 2 года назад +2

      I love Drunk Tali, every second of it is hilarious.
      "Ah"
      "Don't 'Ah' me. You sound like a Vorcha"
      I spit my drink out lmao too good

  • @davidtheroamingmusician2174
    @davidtheroamingmusician2174 8 лет назад +708

    "You're so mean.....and I'm okay with that,"

    • @choy9166
      @choy9166 8 лет назад +125

      If I never see a spider again, I'll die a contented Turian. Unless they have spiders in the after life. Damn!
      Lol Garrus says the best shit ever.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 8 лет назад +57

      +Chloe Chen Is it because he calibrated the quote before that?

  • @theriverstigs
    @theriverstigs 8 лет назад +712

    _Veeery carefully._
    _Toorian brandy..._
    _Triple filtered..._
    _then introduced into the suit through an emergency inDUCKtion port._

    • @jaredmassiatte9091
      @jaredmassiatte9091 8 лет назад +155

      its a straw tali

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 6 лет назад +101

      "Emeeeergency, induccction, port."

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 5 лет назад +34

      "Ahhh..."

    • @theunfamousone2818
      @theunfamousone2818 5 лет назад +46

      Don't ahh me you sound like a vorcha

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 года назад +11

      @@theunfamousone2818 to be honest, I lost my shit there. All that time fighting vorchas in ME 2, it was just too surreal. Tali is bae

  • @8BitMisdreavus
    @8BitMisdreavus 5 лет назад +1155

    "You caaaaaaare about Liara! You liiiiike her. And you like meeee tooooo!"
    "This conversation is over."
    11/10

    • @definitelynotapervert5602
      @definitelynotapervert5602 3 года назад +24

      Was that a conversation with Tali? LOL. 😂

    • @darkpheonix3066
      @darkpheonix3066 3 года назад +80

      @@definitelynotapervert5602 conversation between drunk tali and javik.

    • @iiTzLurks
      @iiTzLurks 3 года назад +19

      He basically was so disgusted of thinking of liking her he ended it damn lool

    • @hydrogendiamond5830
      @hydrogendiamond5830 3 года назад +19

      He's the last of his kind, a hard ass who saw the extinction of his race, thrust into the future to see it all play out again, and a drunk ditzy quarian is flirting with him. Probably wouldn't put that last part in the history books.

    • @walkingdead3097
      @walkingdead3097 3 года назад +7

      @@iiTzLurks nah, Javic just a tsundere

  • @GT-wj3gl
    @GT-wj3gl 8 лет назад +217

    Jesus..Sheppard can't fucking dance to save his life.

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 лет назад +12

      Well he did save the galaxy

    • @thomasrevill7723
      @thomasrevill7723 8 лет назад +4

      Rico Cintron Not by dancing tho. Although he did do it three times.

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 8 лет назад +12

      +Rico Cintron yes, but if he had to dance in order to save the Galaxy he'd be better off ordering Joker to dance.

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 лет назад +4

      +Trey Magathan oh if he had to dance to save the galaxy we all would be fucked 7 ways to Sunday before the reapers even show up

    • @gageyoung1811
      @gageyoung1811 8 лет назад +14

      Well Garrus did say in Mass Effect 3's Citadel DLC that If the reapers saw Shepard dance they'd either Wipe them out, run away in horror, or fall in love;)

  • @thalandor46
    @thalandor46 10 лет назад +296

    Severe lack of Kasumi. "I have to say, that Jacob, he seems pretty intense. I wonder if he likes Japanese girls with a penchant for kleptomania."

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 8 лет назад +634

    Don't know if they're in here, but a couple funny ones I remember:
    In ME2, while doing a planet scan on Uranus:
    Launching probe #1, EDI: Really, Commander? Really?
    Launching probe #2, EDI: - sigh - probing your anus
    Also in ME2, taking Legion past customs:
    Shepard: Security seems tighter than I remember.
    Security/Customs Lady: Measures had to be taken to prevent geth infiltrators.
    Legion: Geth do not infiltrate.
    Security/Customs Lady: You need to leave your synthetic assistant at home, they're not allowed anymore.
    Legion: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

  • @smeagolkl
    @smeagolkl 9 лет назад +596

    reminded me of this lovely moment between shep and liara in sur'kesh, when there was a yahg in the lab:
    Shepard: Careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker.
    Liara: Not funny...

    • @FryingBerries
      @FryingBerries 9 лет назад +65

      Yeah i found that hilarious! This series has so much love put into it, i wish EA didn't rush them to finish ME3 :/

    • @TiaMoshii
      @TiaMoshii 9 лет назад +145

      smeagolkl Garrus makes it even funnier "could've sworn he was muttering T'Soni the whole time"

    • @Ancaneon
      @Ancaneon 9 лет назад +43

      smeagolkl They were much smaller in my cycle.

    • @blackouthorus1519
      @blackouthorus1519 3 года назад +3

      TiaMoshii “Not! Funny “

    • @Reach04
      @Reach04 3 года назад +2

      Garrus chips in and says: “Could’ve sworn it was muttering T’Soni the entire time”
      Liara: Not. Funny!

  • @Egobyte83
    @Egobyte83 10 лет назад +126

    Loved that scene ^^
    Shepard: How are you getting drunk?
    Tali: Very carefully. Turian Brandy, tripple-filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.
    Shepard: That's a straw, Tali...
    Tali: ... EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT.

    • @sagefrench578
      @sagefrench578 10 лет назад +2

      Idk the drunk call is such a odd event it was funny.

  • @nathanprime2434
    @nathanprime2434 4 года назад +89

    "She keeps insisting we name the first one Mordin". How is that a funny moment... *cries*

  • @Luciendar2k
    @Luciendar2k 8 лет назад +301

    It's all Jokers fault, I have to spend all day computing pi because he had to plug in the overlord! LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @Nosttromo
    @Nosttromo 7 лет назад +115

    "taking saren down will restore the good name of turians everywhere"
    "glad to hear it, I was losing sleep over the prospect of people not loving the turians"
    I literally loled here

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 года назад +12

      That's the kind of joke that only works with knowledge of the lore, yet it is delivered so casually that it just feels right.

  • @southparkkenny2
    @southparkkenny2 9 лет назад +723

    "Your a goddamned *butt* pirate..."
    "I hate you... Ugh sir *butt pirate*... "
    Too much gamer poop.

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 лет назад +43

      ***** "Your ass looks trapped in those tight pants"
      "Sir I..."
      *Shush*
      "We'll get them out of there safely Ash..."

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 лет назад +20

      *****" Bring me FEMALES, with hairy jungles down south, hoo hoo yeah"
      "But we're all hairless..."
      *DUN*
      "I want off this planet..."

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 лет назад +16

      *****
      "oh no..."
      "What is it?"
      "Shepard I have to shit..."
      "How bad?"
      "Really bad..."
      *CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE*
      "Damn it, why didn't you go before the mission?!"

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 лет назад +10

      *****
      "Shepard I'm Optimus Prime!"
      "Oh quit showing off."

    • @cheaneanem
      @cheaneanem 9 лет назад

      southparkkenny2

  • @2BChaos
    @2BChaos 6 лет назад +109

    Don’t the forget the follow up for 22:22 in ME3:
    Joker: Hey, take your time commander! We’re all fine here - unless the Geth, you know, look out a window.”
    Shep: “Geth don’t use windows, remember? ‘Structural weaknesses.’”
    Joker: “Yeah, the Geth are all just sitting there thinking, ‘those organics would never try the ‘no-windows’ thing twice!

  • @ajaykumarsingh702
    @ajaykumarsingh702 9 лет назад +1663

    Most funny was-
    Javik: I didn't survived 50000 years just to die on a ladder.
    LOL .

    • @calliecalliej.6431
      @calliecalliej.6431 7 лет назад +13

      Ajay Kumar Singh - THAT is hilarious!

    • @The_Punisher
      @The_Punisher 7 лет назад +4

      Ajay Kumar Singh Wheres it say that

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 5 лет назад +74

      James had a better one.
      “Yeah! You mess with Shepard you mess with his friends, unless we happen to be climbing a ladder.”

    • @Tertix
      @Tertix 4 года назад +1

      Where?

    • @georgeonischyk7325
      @georgeonischyk7325 4 года назад +4

      @@Tertix DLC citadel, whrn you chasing your clone in the archives

  • @theriverstigs
    @theriverstigs 8 лет назад +1935

    _"That doesn't explain why you used MY armour to fix yourself."_
    _Legion: _*_*Processing...*_*_...... there was a hole._
    _"But why didn't you fix it sooner? Or with something else?"_
    _Legion: _*_*Processing...*_*_...... no data available...._

    • @theriverstigs
      @theriverstigs 8 лет назад +130

      ***** _More like trying to come up with an excuse... but guess it works either way._

    • @hattrickster33
      @hattrickster33 8 лет назад +65

      Plot hole!

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 лет назад +5

      +J'zargo how so?

    • @Mondrak666
      @Mondrak666 8 лет назад +160

      It's the plot. There was a hole.

    • @theboomerpride
      @theboomerpride 8 лет назад +73

      +Al Forbes I don't see why you used a piece of MY plot to fix yourself

  • @Joraglove
    @Joraglove 10 лет назад +337

    There was a mission in ME1 where you were stuck in a ruin that was about to explode and Shepard finds a hologram. This guy on the hologram asks Shepard if he was afraid and Shep was like "Buried with a bomb that's about to explode? Pfft. You assume I give a damn? That's cute."

    • @ducediablo
      @ducediablo 5 лет назад +23

      Killing that dude was satisfying.

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 5 лет назад +5

      @@ducediablo especially since it was a good shot with a sniper rifle

    • @crownregis
      @crownregis 5 лет назад +6

      Ah yes i remember that one it was only if you choose the colonist background, where you live on Mindoir and he was respobsible for the raid that killed your family or was it the one where you defended a colony?

    • @Comet5551
      @Comet5551 5 лет назад +10

      Reginald Casiano I’ve done that mission with the War Hero background, dunno if its on the colony one but nothing was more enjoyable than running that bastard over with the mako

    • @fellowtemplar5679
      @fellowtemplar5679 5 лет назад +2

      Comet5551 In War Hero background Shepard was defending Blitz or some colony from this very same dude who’s united Terminus System for this raid. And he wanted to punish Shepard for ruining his plan.

  • @stefanski48
    @stefanski48 10 лет назад +156

    "No data available."

    • @sagefrench578
      @sagefrench578 10 лет назад +25

      Yes its funny looking at a Geth fan boy over Shepard

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 10 лет назад +3

      ***** He's havin' a bit of a twitch!

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 7 лет назад +852

    I think EDI is becoming a bit... TOO self aware about it all being a video game.

    • @xxxmarmasterxxx
      @xxxmarmasterxxx 7 лет назад +127

      Fourth wall was very close to being broken...

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 4 года назад +12

      To bad she is dead. I choose the red ending

    • @Vic-14
      @Vic-14 4 года назад +25

      @@0GlassOfAcid0, well, then she's only dead for you.

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 3 года назад +8

      @@0GlassOfAcid0 the correct ending

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 3 года назад +2

      @@JC19171 the objectively worst ending.

  • @Lajos_Kelemen
    @Lajos_Kelemen 8 лет назад +365

    Drunk Tali is soo cute :)

    • @Mondrak666
      @Mondrak666 8 лет назад +113

      Any Tali is cute

    • @therealstanyz
      @therealstanyz 7 лет назад +20

      Agreed.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 6 лет назад +6

      *MY SHEPARD:* (was staring at Miranda's behind) Sorry, were you saying something?

    • @sebathadah1559
      @sebathadah1559 4 года назад +15

      *EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT*

  • @johngault3388
    @johngault3388 10 лет назад +118

    Mordin singing was epic along with Elcor Shakespeare.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 10 лет назад +28

      Note: he also sings the song while curing the genophage. But then you don't have time to laugh because he is blowing up.

    • @mezzki1
      @mezzki1 10 лет назад +12

      FORMINCRAFTIA And you're crying...

  • @uvaramune8617
    @uvaramune8617 10 лет назад +49

    "I'm using you for your body" - "You're so mean... and I'm okay with that."

  • @flameybree8883
    @flameybree8883 9 лет назад +154

    Garrus: Yes, I was with Shepard from the very beginning.
    James: That just means you're old.
    Rood

  • @BerserkerDre
    @BerserkerDre 7 лет назад +112

    ".... my brain's been sccrambled LIKE AN EGG! how do u think I feel.." lmao

  • @garysanders6091
    @garysanders6091 9 лет назад +478

    Turians, you have to work the blade.. Don't see much point to it.. Heh.. "Much Point"..
    I love you grunt.

    • @lomek4559
      @lomek4559 6 лет назад +2

      Gary Sanders
      I don't get the joke, English is not my native language

    • @kingoflegendary9691
      @kingoflegendary9691 5 лет назад +5

      @@lomek4559 The end of a blade has a point.

    • @maximussaktish
      @maximussaktish 2 года назад +1

      Its implied everyone speak with universal translator but that joke doesnt land if not spoken in english

  • @generalmaul4615
    @generalmaul4615 8 лет назад +521

    That scene with Garrus and Tali would've given my Shepard a heart attack. Damn you Garrus, I thought we were bros.

    • @yngbadge6308
      @yngbadge6308 8 лет назад

      w

    • @yngbadge6308
      @yngbadge6308 8 лет назад

      w

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 лет назад +50

      I guess tali has a thing for scars

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 лет назад +23

      Also he would have been in a air lock for that. Tali I couldn't stay mad at

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 8 лет назад +38

      +Rico Cintron wanna know how I got these scars? Rocket to the face.

  • @OldRedandGold
    @OldRedandGold 9 лет назад +75

    "I'm not telling you if my 'hair tentacles' move!" Ha ha, one of my favorite "support" situations.

  • @TheCPtutorales
    @TheCPtutorales 7 лет назад +84

    If we ever find alien species, I would literally DIE for having such a pun-tastic conversation like Joker and Garrus about the species puns.

  • @Spoogitywoogums
    @Spoogitywoogums 8 лет назад +338

    How do you know when a turian has run out of ammo?
    When he uses the stick up is ass as a backup.
    Kills me every time

    • @KnightofGaming6721
      @KnightofGaming6721 9 месяцев назад

      Why does the Alliance Military hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
      Your shitting me? The Turian Military has one about me?
      Oh yeah, I heard it myself from a private back on Palavin.
      Ok why does the Alliance hire people with brittler bone disease?
      *So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills*

  • @mitomen2000
    @mitomen2000 10 лет назад +276

    Renegade is Red
    Paragon is Blue
    Assuming Direct Control
    This hurt's you
    Happy Valentine's day .......Keelah se'lai

    • @MHA-TSBro
      @MHA-TSBro 4 года назад +3

      *Assuming Control*

  • @jamesroper4952
    @jamesroper4952 7 лет назад +53

    Shepard's awkward silence after Mordin's singing is so funny. I would have the same reaction to that situation.
    The awkward silence in the elevators while elevator music plays is also kinda funny.
    There's so many funny moments in the Mass Effect trilogy. One of the many things that makes the series so great.

  • @tristansmith8824
    @tristansmith8824 9 лет назад +266

    Jeez, Prothy the Prothian should calm down.

    • @DrArku
      @DrArku 9 лет назад +4

      Tristan Smith That guy was kind of a disappointment imo. You'd think those advanced and badass Protheans would at least have some sense of humor. Other than throwing everyone out the airlock.

    • @thedarknesscallingme
      @thedarknesscallingme 9 лет назад +38

      DrArku
      true but if you woke up 50,000 years later having been locked in a futuristic fridge only to discover you were the last of your kind and that everyone you ever knew and loved was dead...along with the fact that the very enemy that killed that was still around and about to repeat it's slaughter, you'd be very short on humour too and most likely extremely pissed off.

    • @DrArku
      @DrArku 9 лет назад

      ***** True that. I mean I completely understand all that, guess I just don't like him "as a person" or something.

    • @jaimemagnum
      @jaimemagnum 9 лет назад +18

      DrArku Javik is one of the funiest characters in ME actually

    • @danieljong8442
      @danieljong8442 9 лет назад +1

      +Tristan Smith ...and all the primitives will kneel before Javik!

  • @user-texgen
    @user-texgen 10 лет назад +84

    "Might run tests on the seashells :) ...." Reaper shell-fish anyone?

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 10 лет назад +33

      How about Jellyfish? BIG. STUPID. JELLYFISH!

  • @GeoRyukaiser
    @GeoRyukaiser 7 лет назад +195

    The racist joke exchange between Garrus and Joker reminds me of chatting with a former coworker of mine. He was South African, I was white. Nothing was sacred.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад

      Funny how things go when there aren't any Nazis cancelling people for -White- -Jewish- *Turian* Privilege.

  • @Zanzagnarius
    @Zanzagnarius 9 лет назад +322

    Lol....Legion being all secretive about the armor. "There was a hole."
    How about the chest hole bro......?

    • @Zanzagnarius
      @Zanzagnarius 9 лет назад +3

      *****
      Lol. Still gonna make me ask tho.

    • @KIrbyTheFlrst
      @KIrbyTheFlrst 5 лет назад +15

      No data available

    • @lmv92x
      @lmv92x 3 года назад +3

      He wasn't being secretive. He genuinely didn't think it mattered.

  • @blackvial
    @blackvial 9 лет назад +234

    please don't touch that

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 9 лет назад +23

      blackvial if you are so enamorate of that object then i suggest you get your own feces analyzer

    • @InsanityPersistsProductions
      @InsanityPersistsProductions 9 лет назад +18

      +Al Forbes Touching will result in a diplomatic incident

    • @WonderVis97
      @WonderVis97 4 года назад +1

      As I said commander don’t touch that

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 10 лет назад +98

    Whaaaaat, you left out one of the best lines!
    When Garrus was telling commander shepard about Turians swimming saying theres its a lot of flailing, splashing, occasionally interrupted by drowning, he follows up by saying "a lot like you dancing". That was one of the best lines ever. Maybe it was only available for fem shep though, I dunno.

    • @elorfinthendt
      @elorfinthendt 10 лет назад +1

      Nope... it's in the video just after 30 minutes in.

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus 10 лет назад +12

      elorfinthendt
      No dude. He said the first part. But in the video he did not say the last line which is "A lot like you dancing". That is NOT in this video and makes it so much sweeter.
      But like I said, perhaps that is only for femshep or a romanced femshep. But it's pretty epic anyway, and wasn't in the video.

    • @johngault3388
      @johngault3388 10 лет назад +36

      Garrus. best wingman in video game history. He was so good that I let him beat me at shooting cans on top of the citadel,

    • @macmittens5475
      @macmittens5475 10 лет назад +9

      No. I played male Shepard, and he said that to me as well ! It does make the scene sooo much funnier !!

  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 9 лет назад +307

    Javik the master troll lol

    • @LdyVder
      @LdyVder 9 лет назад +44

      He trolled James hard too. LOL

    • @RedDrake110
      @RedDrake110 Год назад

      He trolled Liara and all of asari even harder.

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 8 лет назад +78

    6:53 "It's green." Star Trek reference!

  • @talizorrah5851
    @talizorrah5851 9 лет назад +168

    Garrus and Tali are the best, I don't ever choose anyone else on my squad.

    • @cobaltcrysis2085
      @cobaltcrysis2085 9 лет назад +22

      You choose yourself for your squad?

    • @talizorrah5851
      @talizorrah5851 9 лет назад +34

      Yeah, I love myself so much that I cloned myself and now I have Garrus and a clone of myself come with me on missions.

    • @cobaltcrysis2085
      @cobaltcrysis2085 9 лет назад +2

      Tali' Zorrah I wish I could do that... just play as tali and have 2 tali's on my squad. Or the same with garrus.

    • @horridhenry43
      @horridhenry43 9 лет назад

      You are such six year olds. Pretending to be a videotape are character and replying as if it's actually them. Mass effect fans are weirdos.

    • @horridhenry43
      @horridhenry43 9 лет назад

      whatever

  • @thomasrevill7723
    @thomasrevill7723 8 лет назад +54

    I'm glad Mass Effect became more self-referential with it's humour in 2 and 3.

  • @thomasbishop3494
    @thomasbishop3494 9 лет назад +94

    If I was Shepard I would have lost my shit at Garrus and Tali being so awkward together. I don't think I could have kept a straight face at all.

  • @giorgiomorongas8292
    @giorgiomorongas8292 4 года назад +36

    13:12 "Adolescence... Can't we just Take him to omega and buy him a few dancers...?" 😀😁😂

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 3 года назад +18

    "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
    *Awkward stare*
    "That was a joke"
    Best moment ever.

  • @TheMatias2
    @TheMatias2 10 лет назад +44

    26:10 "If I die in here I'll kill him" best part ever!

  • @kulkumalstavich4895
    @kulkumalstavich4895 9 лет назад +25

    "I have to spend all day calculating pi because he unleashed the Overlord!"
    Joker never gets old. XD

  • @MrJordwalk
    @MrJordwalk 9 лет назад +149

    @ 24:23, Garrus wasn't calibrating..... he was TALI-brating heheh

  • @disconnexionsdotcom
    @disconnexionsdotcom 6 лет назад +15

    During the Citadel DLC when you're in the Archives room, Glyph says "Commander, I've found an weapon upgrade that might be useful... Why do people keep leaving these around?"
    That just cracked me up so hard that I had to pause the game.

    • @Gavinchi88
      @Gavinchi88  6 лет назад +2

      Xanda Tonge I think I show that on my Funny Effect episodes

  • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
    @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 4 года назад +72

    Hey, you can't deny that Legion was right about windows on a ship. How many times in movies and games has someone shot out a window and vented an entire room into space?

    • @varric
      @varric 4 года назад

      For instance, Alien Resurrection.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +1

      Also, Javiks solution to most things.

  • @Nem1606
    @Nem1606 7 лет назад +161

    eeMERGENcYy inDUCtion pooooort.

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 7 лет назад +10

      That's a straw Im Hab.

    • @physe8052
      @physe8052 7 лет назад +10

      EeeeeMERgenCY Induuuuuction Port

  • @Acedew
    @Acedew 8 лет назад +61

    15:00 Drunk Tali is the best :D

  • @cthulhoop7134
    @cthulhoop7134 9 лет назад +63

    Prothy the Prothean
    Goddamit Joker XD

  • @phillers62
    @phillers62 9 лет назад +89

    I wanted to see the citadel party part with grunt and wrex repeatedly saying "Shepard". That shit had me rolling

  • @TheHulk1850
    @TheHulk1850 8 лет назад +37

    Garrus and tali are so cute together. Tali: What do you mean to come back to? I'm useing you for your body. Garrus: You're so mean, and I'm okay with that.

  • @MrEdit-ic7th
    @MrEdit-ic7th 9 лет назад +133

    2:13 that face man XD

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead 8 лет назад +24

      +Ethan c
      And from Shepard of all people.... XD

    • @5223142
      @5223142 4 года назад

      D:

  • @JayTheGam3r
    @JayTheGam3r 9 лет назад +27

    I lost my shit when Wrex asked whos that and shepard just so ever gently turned his head

  • @DaPr0v0cateur
    @DaPr0v0cateur 9 лет назад +160

    I must've missed the part where Shepard's on Noveria tryna tell the VI to activate the failsafe with passing on the "code" by saying some jibberish...?

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 9 лет назад +37

      ***** i remember that. "Alpha, Charlie, Bravo, *cough cough*" "Incorrect password. Please find an operative and turn yourself in" i cant say those are the exact quotes but it's generally accurate.

    • @vepaot
      @vepaot 9 лет назад +36

      Trey Magathan Shep mumbles "sic semper tyrannis", it's a common latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants". I find it amusing that he mutters it to a VI given how many references there are in the game to synthetic creatures trying to dominate organic life.

  • @Redster3
    @Redster3 9 лет назад +161

    I'm probably the only one who's nice enough to answer to the reporter without rudely punching her...

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 9 лет назад +30

      Jose Mendez No I answer her lol I don't see why everyone punches her, she's supposed to be a stereotypical invasive and accusatory reporter, I just block out all the shiz she says then choose the charm or intimidate option. xD I punched her once accidentally (was doing a renegade runthrough and automatically hit RT forgetting what it would do) I was amused for a second then sat and questioned my life.

    • @Shader1019
      @Shader1019 9 лет назад +1

      I answered her questions too.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 лет назад +15

      +Jose Mendez
      I only punched her once, and she totally deserved that one. I mean, she was trying to accuse me of cowardice after leaving Earth.

    • @zachshanker9947
      @zachshanker9947 8 лет назад +3

      +Diablos lol if you don't punch her throughout the saga her war asset is boosted by 5, however much that's worth...

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 8 лет назад +4

      +Omega Network
      I honestly don't care. I'm still punching her.

  • @Missinformasian
    @Missinformasian 9 лет назад +39

    Hahaha, there's just something extra hilarious about Male Shepards voice over FemSheps.

  • @Kuonluw
    @Kuonluw 9 лет назад +29

    13:01 I played as Femshep and the dialogue is a little bit different but still funny as well.
    Garuss replies "Hey, some females find me highly attractive...granted they were female Krogans but still"

  • @thefrigginpope
    @thefrigginpope 3 года назад +17

    6:51 "This is... it's green." How did I not catch that Star Trek reference before?

  • @Wheres0My0Weed
    @Wheres0My0Weed 7 лет назад +85

    good thing he/she did not challenge the reapers to a dance off. I made my Shep black and he still had no sense of rhythm.

  • @soyundorito8259
    @soyundorito8259 9 лет назад +25

    Colony life: it's not that bad.
    I shit you not, there is a sign in the Presidium that says that.

  • @SithFTW4072
    @SithFTW4072 10 лет назад +25

    Javik truly is the master elder troll

  • @EvilDoctor7
    @EvilDoctor7 10 лет назад +59

    Shepard sure hates reporters huh...

    • @kyoukisatori4988
      @kyoukisatori4988 10 лет назад +1

      ***** I didn't I wanted to but tried not.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 7 лет назад +1

      EvilDoctor7 I didn't, I used her to screw the council... good times.

    • @MKanakaredes
      @MKanakaredes 7 лет назад +4

      I was patient. I was trying very hard. But when I met her for the third time I couldn't resist myself lol

    • @ducediablo
      @ducediablo 5 лет назад +1

      Hates reporters? I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions.

    • @commandershepard2676
      @commandershepard2676 5 лет назад +1

      That particular one’s a bitch.

  • @MauroEnfermoDeLepra
    @MauroEnfermoDeLepra 9 лет назад +98

    Emergency induccion port

  • @jcurses
    @jcurses 6 лет назад +17

    “...Might go somewhere sunny. Sit on beach, look at ocean. Collect seashells.”
    “You’d go crazy inside an hour.”
    “...Might run test on the seashells”
    That dialogue had me laughing like crazy. The apt description of Mordin.

  • @kanate1444
    @kanate1444 7 лет назад +64

    "There was a hole..."

    • @SauceStrider
      @SauceStrider 7 лет назад +1

      I've seen you 2 or 3 times in this comment section...

    • @kanate1444
      @kanate1444 7 лет назад +20

      ...No data available

    • @SauceStrider
      @SauceStrider 7 лет назад +1

      That one guy who likes trains. 3 comments

    • @haruspexaugur2439
      @haruspexaugur2439 4 года назад +3

      "It's gone now"

  • @ranferimondragon357
    @ranferimondragon357 7 лет назад +8

    Wrex: Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy is a warship or a traveling freak show.
    Joker: A traveling freak show that's really good at kicking ass, and saving the galaxy twice and soon to be three times.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 7 лет назад +25

    oh man, this takes me back... there will never be another garrus vakarian, no matter how much bioware might try

  • @Gavinchi88
    @Gavinchi88  8 лет назад +294

    Bout time I made another one don't you think 👍

    • @MultiFilip12
      @MultiFilip12 8 лет назад +1

      +Gavinchi88 Yeah we need a another one.

    • @HadakaTako
      @HadakaTako 8 лет назад

      Yessss

    • @nurkeshsounds
      @nurkeshsounds 8 лет назад

      +Gavinchi88 I think you should :)

    • @000mjd
      @000mjd 8 лет назад

      the world need another video pf this

    • @160p2GHz
      @160p2GHz 8 лет назад

      I remember Liara having some good zingers in ME3 if you are still planning to make another 'funny moments'. It sticks out in my mind because I recall not liking her very much until I heard her ripping on people in 3

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 10 лет назад +82

    geth don't use microsoft, structural weakness

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 10 лет назад +14

      ***** True. I don't like apples. I prefer oranges XD

    • @eliisbell5095
      @eliisbell5095 6 лет назад +1

      They run on Linux

  • @davoid1792
    @davoid1792 3 года назад +10

    EDI: I only forget to recycle the oxygen when I discover something TRULY interesting
    Shepard: *Looks at EDI in absolute horror*

  • @vaiosony2
    @vaiosony2 7 лет назад +28

    Legion , I love that little Bastard. I'd pay for a DLC that makes it possible for him to survive :(

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 лет назад +8

    Shepard has never looked so horrified in the entire series as he did when EDI made that joke about the airlock
    That's genuinely the most emotion I've ever seen on his face

  • @jurabitherion
    @jurabitherion 10 лет назад +50

    6:10
    Salarian: Fine, if you are so inamerant of that object then I suggest that you get your own phisis analysed.
    Me: This salarian must know the ending to this game.

    • @croc560
      @croc560 10 лет назад +8

      Me: This youtube user ripped off what a guy said in a video titled Everything Wrong with Mass Effect 3

    • @fateraregroove4908
      @fateraregroove4908 10 лет назад +16

      Uh, Jura, it's spelled "feces analyzer".

    • @jurabitherion
      @jurabitherion 10 лет назад +3

      Had no idea how to spell it.

    • @R4kuna
      @R4kuna 10 лет назад

      Fate Raregroove And I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spelt"

    • @arex3632
      @arex3632 10 лет назад +1

      Brickpunch well it's... both...