Graduating college with a useless degree and massive debt

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @dekudragon6474
    @dekudragon6474 3 года назад +15353

    After 7 years, he got his 2 year degree. That’s perseverance right there.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +400

      Every american ever

    • @UKERU00
      @UKERU00 3 года назад +322

      no manchild left behind is so generous

    • @timothyy7
      @timothyy7 3 года назад +143

      i got 2 degrees in 7 years too

    • @pooblock4092
      @pooblock4092 3 года назад +69

      LOL this dude really fucked up.

    • @vn88ttt
      @vn88ttt 3 года назад +105

      Took me 12 years. 7 is nothin'.

  • @apoxfox
    @apoxfox 3 года назад +7030

    I feel like he is the main character of a book we were forced to read in high school

    • @yamimayonnaise5378
      @yamimayonnaise5378 3 года назад +275

      Ah 20th century literature. Male, young protagonists filled with terrible life circumstances and dismayed narrative voices

    • @laragenter
      @laragenter 3 года назад +156

      Catcher in the rye is speaking to me

    • @bxfbbxcbxc5328
      @bxfbbxcbxc5328 3 года назад +45

      Holden Cranfield/Caulfield/Cranberry

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +17

      Crash or the outsiders

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 года назад

      Lmaoooo

  • @fooknagga9560
    @fooknagga9560 3 года назад +12577

    I’m so proud of you bro. Whatever department store you become shift manager at doesn’t deserve you. God speed.

  • @mankeez5892
    @mankeez5892 3 года назад +6674

    He's kidding, by the way. I've seen several people in the comments honestly believe this, but he's 22. He graduated in Electrical Engineering and he's fine.

    • @sankahettiarachchi3474
      @sankahettiarachchi3474 3 года назад +762

      thanks for that...i was getting worried

    • @minuit6305
      @minuit6305 3 года назад +422

      THANK GOD. At first i saw the trolling than afte 5 minutes i was genuinely concerned.

    • @rise_and_reborn4048
      @rise_and_reborn4048 3 года назад +196

      Point is that alot of man-children aren't kidding,
      Then actually happened to them

    • @GameoftheYear-fx4mq
      @GameoftheYear-fx4mq 3 года назад +18

      Wow you must be a psyche to know that

    • @jacky79322
      @jacky79322 3 года назад +320

      Well fuck now I feel alone again.

  • @koobifossils7495
    @koobifossils7495 3 года назад +1278

    “No man child left behind policy” sounds promising

  • @YvngGoat_
    @YvngGoat_ 3 года назад +12997

    This man sounds like he did a 7 year prison sentence. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tharjun9447
      @tharjun9447 3 года назад +32

      🤣

    • @ZaWRLD
      @ZaWRLD 3 года назад +311

      I mean basically yeah except the risk of dying isn't as high

    • @AlyshiaJackson
      @AlyshiaJackson 3 года назад +194

      School ain’t nothing but prison, except they can’t keep you there 24/7. At some point you get to go home

    • @Spider_aaaahhh
      @Spider_aaaahhh 3 года назад +36

      @@AlyshiaJackson school is where you go to school to go to school

    • @v3g499
      @v3g499 3 года назад +1

      Fuck you

  • @itzeduardo_
    @itzeduardo_ 3 года назад +8673

    This is definitely going on people’s recommended in 5-10 years

  • @crystola99
    @crystola99 3 года назад +6243

    “No Man-Child Left Behind”
    love it

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds 3 года назад +1912

    "This is what the new wave of performance art looks like" -The New York Times

    • @NDClan
      @NDClan 3 года назад +4

      ratio me 👌👌👌

    • @KG-jw4jg
      @KG-jw4jg 3 года назад +13

      @@NDClan always that one weird dude

    • @OhhhPez
      @OhhhPez 3 года назад +1

      @@KG-jw4jg you calling glink weird or that clan?

    • @corbinm1514
      @corbinm1514 3 года назад

      GLINK!!!!

    • @mohsinrazakhan4325
      @mohsinrazakhan4325 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/bRJwPUuYdt8/видео.html

  • @props9596
    @props9596 3 года назад +356

    "If you run from your problems... eventually, you'll get away"

    • @user-qc5te9wk1s
      @user-qc5te9wk1s 3 года назад +5

      Lmao I read this as soon as he said it

    • @its_drez
      @its_drez 3 года назад +4

      rip miura

    • @visin8984
      @visin8984 3 года назад

      @She belongs to the Skreets have your problems disappeared?

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 3 года назад +1

      @@visin8984 No, but as long as you keep heading north it will

  • @Darklovesto
    @Darklovesto 3 года назад +4080

    Cant wait for the 15 year bachelors degree vid

  • @danman2524
    @danman2524 3 года назад +1897

    The way he says "We're finally free of the public education system man." and "LETSSS GOOOOOO" with such blank eyes really says a lot

    • @KONYLOVESKIDS
      @KONYLOVESKIDS 3 года назад +54

      Kumbi Is a comedic genius.

    • @dandytv1510
      @dandytv1510 3 года назад +27

      I'm waiting for his RUclips to blow up. His humor reminds me of the Filthy Frank/maxmoefoe/Idubbbz era

    • @danman2524
      @danman2524 3 года назад +8

      @@dandytv1510 I think those are some of the people that inspired him

    • @bereniced7155
      @bereniced7155 3 года назад +2

      Me in my bed in the morning with bleeding ears : "why did he do that"

    • @kazi1
      @kazi1 3 года назад

      Read this as he said it 😂💀

  • @jai42636
    @jai42636 3 года назад +1692

    Ok the points-
    1) A large Dept
    2) 7 years wasted
    3) Still optimistic (a bit)

    • @Max-wd6og
      @Max-wd6og 3 года назад +8

      But what’s the lesson to be learned here?

    • @tantanryuryo5716
      @tantanryuryo5716 3 года назад +45

      @@Max-wd6og don't have a useless degree and student debt?

    • @Max-wd6og
      @Max-wd6og 3 года назад +5

      @@tantanryuryo5716 what if you don’t even have money to afford college?

    • @Wsgg2
      @Wsgg2 3 года назад +35

      @@Max-wd6og head straight to north

    • @tak0yak185
      @tak0yak185 3 года назад +3

      ( a bit)

  • @Dhead-io4om
    @Dhead-io4om 3 года назад +517

    The “No Man Child Left Behind” policy seems pretty nice ngl look at him he’s so happy

    • @JPort561
      @JPort561 3 года назад +4

      He resembles Sleepy Joe

    • @jo_the5931
      @jo_the5931 3 года назад +6

      @@zman0495 Bad morning or day or afternoon or night? Well, hope you have a better one the next day! :)

    • @Kim-fi5nf
      @Kim-fi5nf 3 года назад +5

      @@zman0495 chill...

    • @Kim-fi5nf
      @Kim-fi5nf 3 года назад +1

      @@zman0495 you sound like you got trust issues 🤡

    • @jo_the5931
      @jo_the5931 3 года назад +2

      @@Kim-fi5nf Sorry for what this person is causing thanks to me. Well, I hope you have a good morning! :)

  • @ImaniJaleah
    @ImaniJaleah 3 года назад +632

    “i dont actually think ahead further than five minutes and i forget stuff pretty much as soon as it happens, so i dont really learn any lessons or anything” yup sounds about right.

  • @riff2072
    @riff2072 3 года назад +2841

    "Graduating college with a useless degree and massive debt." Prefect to run for public office.

    • @anubistiger
      @anubistiger 3 года назад +48

      AOC!

    • @ernestoag4101
      @ernestoag4101 3 года назад +59

      @@anubistiger Republican moment

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +3

      @@anubistiger VIET CONG

    • @bbcastillo1316
      @bbcastillo1316 3 года назад +4

      like ocazio haha

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 3 года назад +20

      @@ernestoag4101 Joe Biden: you ain't getting any debt forgiveness 👧😎 *sniffes her hair*

  • @DrHeinzy
    @DrHeinzy 3 года назад +2667

    White Boy Summer has officially begun

    • @wellknown1204
      @wellknown1204 3 года назад +51

      Go white boy!!!

    • @trevorfranks69
      @trevorfranks69 3 года назад +25

      Just based

    • @dotkom1234
      @dotkom1234 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @poal573
      @poal573 3 года назад +14

      BG Kumbi studied for 7 years to get a 2 year degree. White boy summer is off to a great start ☺️

    • @Lilhunna509
      @Lilhunna509 3 года назад +9

      Shake dat tight white boy cheeks 🥵

  • @EasyKiwi111
    @EasyKiwi111 3 года назад +2265

    I feel personally attacked, I’m graduating with a useless degree tomorow, also I keep lying to myself about how Biden’s gonna cancel my student debt…

  • @hana-chan420
    @hana-chan420 3 года назад +328

    "I really screwed the pooch on this whole college thing" please put this on my gravestone, it resonates with me on a cosmic level

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 3 года назад +5

      resonates so bad it makes you the vibrato

    • @BigDeepz
      @BigDeepz 3 года назад +2

      *thang

    • @hitgirl-zj3lg
      @hitgirl-zj3lg 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 3 года назад

      I read this the moment this part of the video came up

    • @seanryan9193
      @seanryan9193 3 года назад

      @@TheDuckyDino same

  • @Kloutrous808
    @Kloutrous808 3 года назад +386

    The pain in this man's eyes.

  • @anthonycostanzo6862
    @anthonycostanzo6862 3 года назад +402

    I got an ad for a college at the beginning of this video. No matter how hard you try, you can’t escape the system.

    • @Anosteoblast
      @Anosteoblast 3 года назад +4

      I got devry for medical billing n coding 💀 its like they know

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 3 года назад +3

      @The Creature 911 i got an ad about a college

    • @pyro7521
      @pyro7521 3 года назад +2

      SAMEEE 😭

    • @popcornsniper
      @popcornsniper 3 года назад

      I got an ad at a paper mill.

    • @С.К-е8я
      @С.К-е8я 3 года назад

      Yes you do

  • @Seabass-fi9wg
    @Seabass-fi9wg 3 года назад +561

    His tone starting every video is that of a parent who found cigarettes in their child’s bedroom

  • @gordonng9485
    @gordonng9485 3 года назад +556

    The YT recommendation page is getting personal now...

  • @sophytan6726
    @sophytan6726 3 года назад +1186

    It's funny because he seems like he's reading off a script. Such eloquence cannot be intuitive.

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 3 года назад +256

      It's all that Latinx feminist slam poetry muscle memory kicking in.

    • @shaechae5919
      @shaechae5919 3 года назад +11

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Summmer99
      @Summmer99 3 года назад +10

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 I never wheezed so hard lmao 😭😭

    • @Ryguzapi
      @Ryguzapi 3 года назад +30

      this video is a troll, this guy is 22 years old and has an actual degree on electrical engineering, he isnt actually dumb

    • @llrainll
      @llrainll 3 года назад +1

      People write scripts to read from. We had to do the same in my Masters degree

  • @abdullahsiraj40
    @abdullahsiraj40 3 года назад +183

    This man would’ve been happier if he failed then graduating with no major.

  • @vict0ree
    @vict0ree 3 года назад +1842

    I have a feeling Kumbis going to revolutionize Gender Studies.

    • @thewholeworldblurred
      @thewholeworldblurred 3 года назад +62

      or feminist poetry

    • @vict0ree
      @vict0ree 3 года назад +19

      @@thewholeworldblurred i meant physically. idk what he did in college...

    • @beautifulrainbow470
      @beautifulrainbow470 3 года назад

      @@thewholeworldblurred that’s not a major

    • @Jennifer-cx4wq
      @Jennifer-cx4wq 3 года назад +3

      @@beautifulrainbow470 guess kumbus is gonna be revolutionary in being the first one to major in it then

  • @GenerationX1984
    @GenerationX1984 3 года назад +1189

    College is unaffordable and a degree no longer guarantees a good paying or prestigious career. It's almost as if America doesn't want people to be well educated anymore as an oligarchy gradually takes over.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +95

      I have seen family get in shits creek tens of thousands in debt due to college. College was never really that great since the 1980s it was always extremely costly and annoying amounts of work to prove something you can get done in less time. Most of the time you train for the job before that you learn nothing it’s like a school where you have to “prove” your worthy for a job with cash and useless tests. let’s not speak about the fact even a 2 year degree sucks and you get nothing from paying out thousands of dollars. And let’s also not talk about how garbage the jobs are I respect good teachers because they get paid 48,000-60,000 that’s nothing really for such a long curriculum. My parents pushed me into college and I left as quick as I could. I faired much better just doing stocks and whatever I wanted to do on my own than let someone else push me into a guidedless institution.

    • @thatoneguy978
      @thatoneguy978 3 года назад +45

      @@australium7374 I feel whatever you do after school should be with a purpose , if you need to go to school for a trade or high value skill do it and then you can use that to start a business etc or stuff such as engineers or doctors but you can do stuff just because people say so you gotta do it for you and teachers get paid more like 30k tbh in most situations unless they are college professors it’s actually sad but if it’s what they like to do, it’s fun and they make it work.

    • @lightningfrom9396
      @lightningfrom9396 3 года назад +55

      Stop getting useless degrees lol go be am engineer or something that's useful to society

    • @jovenfrantzborigas4554
      @jovenfrantzborigas4554 3 года назад +17

      I don't know about Americans, but some countries do have free tertiary education

    • @duckymomo7935
      @duckymomo7935 3 года назад +10

      Immigrants also just take our jobs
      Training is no longer a profitable option fir any company

  • @Interstellar.1
    @Interstellar.1 3 года назад +343

    "Is it normal to graduate without ever having DECLARED a major?"
    STOP 🤚🏽😭😞💀

    • @ethanparker4309
      @ethanparker4309 3 года назад +6

      *stops* k looks like im done being on RUclips today :(

    • @boogieszn9674
      @boogieszn9674 3 года назад

      stfu

    • @axellebie8732
      @axellebie8732 3 года назад

      What does that mean I don’t understand

    • @markandroguevarra6764
      @markandroguevarra6764 3 года назад

      ye what he meant there, someone explain

    • @MichaelDeLaRosa
      @MichaelDeLaRosa 3 года назад +1

      @@markandroguevarra6764 in order to graduate from college , you have to be completing the prerequisites of the Major you Choose. Once all completed, then you graduate college with the Degree of that major.
      example, you complete all the engineering classes and are now able to graduate with a degree in engineering,
      The Original comment is funny because you can’t graduate from college if you never chose something to graduate from (nursing,Engineering, psychology,etc)
      The fact that he graduated without a degree means they just let him graduate because he was there for so long and probably had earned the same amount of a credits a normal college graduate would have at the end of 4 years.

  • @AR-qo4zz
    @AR-qo4zz 3 года назад +353

    This is fucking hilarious. See y'all in 10 years, when this video has 10+ mil views!

  • @peshal0
    @peshal0 3 года назад +547

    This is so funny and saddening at the same time.

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon 3 года назад +63

    This looks like a valedictorian speech on Zoom.

  • @Fivewees
    @Fivewees 3 года назад +560

    Why do I feel like this is gonna be me in the future😭

  • @LAN2D
    @LAN2D 3 года назад +193

    Absolutely INSANE comedian gaslights his unwilling fans into believing he is a semi-functioning member of society

  • @randallthomas5207
    @randallthomas5207 3 года назад +188

    I had a freind who just kept changing majors, and had about 150 semester hours, but no degree. The University made up a degree, and forced I’m to graduate.

    • @clementines3322
      @clementines3322 3 года назад +5

      I'm going to do that

    • @DiamondsRexpensive
      @DiamondsRexpensive 3 года назад +2

      Why did your friend do that? Lol

    • @randallthomas5207
      @randallthomas5207 3 года назад +55

      @@DiamondsRexpensive He was an alcoholic, and worked as a Pit Boss at Caesars Place from 2200 to 0700, and would go to the gym, and then get a shower and breakfast and take a few classes until early afternoon, and then go get some sleep. He started taking English and Literature, mostly because the VA had told him he had to use or loose his GI Bill benefits. The English and Literature folks told him he had to take a Psychology or Sociology class, he did that for a while. Then the Prof who was his counselor in the Psych department said he had to take statistics. So, took algebra and statistics classes, decided that was fun,and changed his major to Mathematics. they told him he needed to take chemistry class. That seemed fun, so he started taking Chem classes. They told him he had to take a physics class, they told him he had to lear to program computers and module things. He decided that was fun, and I met him when I was working as the Night Operator of the mainframe. The was the semester they made up the “Bachelor of Science Americanus”. And, made him graduate. He was making more than most of the Profs, and there mostly because for a highly intelligent, non-drinker in Vegas, there wasn’t a lot for him to do.

    • @alwayslookingup70
      @alwayslookingup70 3 года назад +14

      This honestly is my fav comment just bc I love the story of your friend. I would be so proud of a degree that was made up for me. Legend.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 3 года назад +14

      @@randallthomas5207 imagine being such a Chad you somehow like computer programming.

  • @jasonbeswilan1908
    @jasonbeswilan1908 3 года назад +236

    Im actually starting College this year for a degree in electrical engineering. Shit.

    • @mroiddzhem7311
      @mroiddzhem7311 3 года назад +74

      Come on, it's an actual education, useful to the society. You do actually know that the world needs engineers and your education will have some value

    • @dr.cranium9080
      @dr.cranium9080 3 года назад +6

      @A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe you can’t tell someone to gtfo if you haven’t given them any alternatives

    • @mroiddzhem7311
      @mroiddzhem7311 3 года назад +10

      @A'MAL SOLIHIN BIN MOHD ASRI Moe well I don't know what's the situation in US but in Europe there is a substantial deficite of all sorts of STEM people.

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 года назад +1

      Good luck. Pick up skills and pass courses. Focus on the skill part.

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 года назад

      @Anilysis That's for people to switch branches in case they don't like their current one.

  • @beccaaa.x
    @beccaaa.x 3 года назад +49

    people are gonna come back to this one day in a couple years and say i wonder how he’s doing

  • @dennisbowen452
    @dennisbowen452 3 года назад +372

    considering 4 years ago you graduated high school, this is impressive BG

    • @SUBARCTICPSYCHO
      @SUBARCTICPSYCHO 3 года назад +42

      Sadly, the other three years went missing.

    • @upjohnaghaji313
      @upjohnaghaji313 3 года назад +48

      He said he was 29, not 18. He would have been 22 when he started his degree. If he graduated high school 4 years ago that would make him 25 when he graduated High School. That's why you don't take part-time classes or be too indecisive about your major. Your better off not going to college and going at 29 than spending that much money and time on a useless degree 🎓. Law, Computer Science, and General Technology, or Medicine, or even Engineering. Are better majors that will give you a better return on your investment in the long term. The key is to do your research and don't go to college based on what other people tell you.

    • @narivenus-21
      @narivenus-21 3 года назад +15

      @@upjohnaghaji313 I don't know for me because my mom says that I am going to going college and that I have to and that there is no other option and I don't know how she's going to react if I decide to not go.

    • @tuneunleashed
      @tuneunleashed 3 года назад +2

      @@upjohnaghaji313 lol not even....in life it’s about who you know not what you know.

    • @upjohnaghaji313
      @upjohnaghaji313 3 года назад +7

      narivenus If you don't want to go to college don't. But I advise if you are you should major in something that justifies your student loan debt. Such as the college majors I mentioned above. Some will require more schooling and therefore more student debt but you will make enough money in the future to pay for it.

  • @harrisonfisher4308
    @harrisonfisher4308 3 года назад +109

    Some stars shine so bright it takes 5 years longer to complete a 2 year course. Respect.

  • @SuperDuperSeb
    @SuperDuperSeb 2 года назад +7

    The amount of people not realising this video is a joke is ASTOUNDING.

  • @darellarocho5729
    @darellarocho5729 3 года назад +292

    I know nothing about this channel but I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.

    • @SummerRocks50
      @SummerRocks50 3 года назад +58

      And no one ever answers this question. It remains a mystery.

    • @LongTran-by7ur
      @LongTran-by7ur 3 года назад +52

      This is a thought-provoking monologue.

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 3 года назад +81

      i wanna laugh at this video but i keep thinking i might end up in the same situation

    • @kaito.h4057
      @kaito.h4057 3 года назад +10

      I'm on the same page. I don’t know if he's being honest or pulling a good joke

    • @scrollingdownaswespeak
      @scrollingdownaswespeak 3 года назад +5

      Same I just stumbles upon here and stayed

  • @yolandamutiara9055
    @yolandamutiara9055 3 года назад +75

    It's my 2nd year in college and now I'm starting to doubt all my life decisions

    • @joaoagostinho195
      @joaoagostinho195 3 года назад +11

      I never related so much to a phrase in my life, shits going downhill.

    • @tdub6542
      @tdub6542 3 года назад +6

      @@joaoagostinho195 tuff it’s my first year and I’m alredy fucked

    • @RA18662
      @RA18662 3 года назад +2

      Im autistic and in Communication disorder major and my job is supposed to be a speech therapist and I can’t even look people in the eye lmao

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 2 года назад

      I got a Poli Sci degree and now work in outpatient pharmacy. Fuck. My. Life. Didn't know what I was doing at 18

  • @chiefpowhatan1108
    @chiefpowhatan1108 3 года назад +102

    Turns out, he was actually the valedictorian for his class and this is his him practicing his speech

  • @roastedbeans2051
    @roastedbeans2051 3 года назад +20

    This is the video that crops up on every teenagers recommendations ten years from now.

  • @deff5563
    @deff5563 3 года назад +215

    To all Americans: study in Europe its like almost for free in comparison to the us and if you move to Berlin or other big city's you can study whole degrees on English

    • @PraiseworthyNobleman
      @PraiseworthyNobleman 3 года назад

      Yepp

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 3 года назад +6

      No one wants to go to a below average Uni in Europe where the greek life is that compared to being at a cemetery lol.

    • @similorradique2670
      @similorradique2670 3 года назад +96

      @@lebumjames1373 have fun in student debt then

    • @masteryoda5150
      @masteryoda5150 3 года назад +5

      @@similorradique2670 student debt isn't a big problem if you get a good degree.

    • @deff5563
      @deff5563 3 года назад +62

      @@masteryoda5150 but getting a good degree and having almost no debts is way more convenient

  • @tishaw.8254
    @tishaw.8254 3 года назад +85

    Start this whole monologue off with “I BET YOURE WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE”
    An interesting post coming of age movie

  • @jxx9x
    @jxx9x 3 года назад +166

    maybe youtube recommend this for me not to feel so bad about not having any plans after high school…graduating next week…Lol…

    • @andrewramsahai1627
      @andrewramsahai1627 3 года назад +15

      Same, it’s so scary :(

    • @jxx9x
      @jxx9x 3 года назад +13

      @@andrewramsahai1627 Indeed
      Good luck bro

    • @andrewramsahai1627
      @andrewramsahai1627 3 года назад +4

      ju you too homie

    • @Ehlaar
      @Ehlaar 3 года назад +7

      Trade school.

    • @shabaclank3711
      @shabaclank3711 3 года назад +8

      Tech, Finance, or data
      Career paths that are going to rule the world for many many years

  • @VerySimplyMS
    @VerySimplyMS 3 года назад +106

    It is absolutely insane to me i've been watching you for 8 years

  • @fartberg
    @fartberg 3 года назад +69

    As a 100% full-blooded black man, BG Kumbi is single-handedly turning the ‘graduation stats by race’ numbers

    • @Hybridsystem818
      @Hybridsystem818 3 года назад +43

      I'm glad to hear you have all your blood, stay healthy king

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +1

      @@Hybridsystem818 this

    • @fartberg
      @fartberg 3 года назад +6

      @@Hybridsystem818 kumbi is a 100% full-blooded black man

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +3

      @@fartberg he is also chinese

    • @genzo454
      @genzo454 3 года назад

      @@australium7374 no, many years ago, he was Chinese

  • @richardxia1720
    @richardxia1720 3 года назад +19

    “College is finally over!”
    Master’s degree: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @lightsoff9008
    @lightsoff9008 3 года назад +22

    “Without ever declaring a major” LMAO

  • @daaiboy
    @daaiboy 3 года назад +61

    Entrepreneurship is the key to true freedom. Time freedom. Location freedom. Financial freedom.

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 3 года назад +22

      Until your MLM company is found to be a scam.

    • @b.a6525
      @b.a6525 3 года назад +7

      @@emilyau8023 it sucks, pretty sure fresh college in debt graduates are their target demographic.

    • @daaiboy
      @daaiboy 3 года назад +1

      @Patrick C try saying that to me in a decade !! :D

    • @gabrielchinzz3332
      @gabrielchinzz3332 3 года назад +1

      @@daaiboy
      Yo mind giving your boy some cash if you become a entrepreneur

    • @daaiboy
      @daaiboy 3 года назад +1

      @@gabrielchinzz3332 fosho, money ain't everything but it's worth the value of freedom. Not necessarily happiness

  • @CreeparoniTime
    @CreeparoniTime 3 года назад +178

    Doctorate in Trolling ❤

  • @AngelofHogwarts
    @AngelofHogwarts 3 года назад +59

    Oof. I feel the weariness through the screen.
    It took me 7 years to complete my 4 year degree (Space Engineering, Honors).
    What a journey it was.

    • @SourStrawberrys
      @SourStrawberrys 3 года назад +9

      It took me 7 years to completely my 4 year degree in Mechanical Engineering (well actually "5 year degree", all the advicers said don't even try to finish it in 4 years. They said taking that many hours in your senior year, you might bomb them all because they are tough) if I had to do it all again, I wouldn't. Has been a tough journey. I'm just lucky I'm interested in my degree. You have people who do it and hate it because they have no interest.

    • @NCRRanger16
      @NCRRanger16 3 года назад

      Good for you man.

  • @wanda2640
    @wanda2640 3 года назад +19

    RUclips has been seeing me have mental breakdowns over starting my first year of uni. Hope I chose the right major! See y’all in 7+ years when we get recommenced this again.

    • @alexismelendez3955
      @alexismelendez3955 3 года назад +2

      Invest invest invest while you’re in college!! Wish I did while in college. Just a great way of another income while you getting a degree in those years!

    • @andrewmtgx
      @andrewmtgx 3 года назад

      Lmao yeah

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 года назад +1

      See you in 7 years when you graduate!

  • @Ryan-br6ic
    @Ryan-br6ic 3 года назад +41

    Idk man “latinx feminist slam poetry” guarantees 6 figure jobs i heard

  • @takerdust
    @takerdust 3 года назад +46

    I majored in 90's movie trivia, and it's finally paying off in this post-apocalyptic world.

  • @alexdenton6586
    @alexdenton6586 3 года назад +126

    Yep … that’s the beauty of America sir
    Debts to educate yourself
    Debts when you get sick

    • @wisechimp6159
      @wisechimp6159 3 года назад

      It’s called capitalism, deal with it, or throw your phone away and live on the streets.

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno 3 года назад +1

      @@wisechimp6159 or move somewhere else

    • @o.v4069
      @o.v4069 3 года назад

      @@Chunkyjalapeno maybe to the moon I suppose

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno 3 года назад

      @@o.v4069 ur gay

    • @o.v4069
      @o.v4069 3 года назад

      @@Chunkyjalapeno you are too! I suppose 😂

  • @_Dovar_
    @_Dovar_ 3 года назад +286

    I've seen plenty stuff in my life.
    Some seriously f****d up things.
    But this is honestly deeply depressing...

    • @audreyfrank1
      @audreyfrank1 3 года назад +60

      His videos are jokes, he graduated high school 4 years ago

    • @abbie645
      @abbie645 3 года назад +7

      @@audreyfrank1 what

    • @ExistentialSadness
      @ExistentialSadness 3 года назад +5

      @@audreyfrank1 what

    • @Nick-lx4fo
      @Nick-lx4fo 3 года назад +4

      @@ExistentialSadness what

    • @monnicamii
      @monnicamii 3 года назад +5

      @@Nick-lx4fo what

  • @ImaniJaleah
    @ImaniJaleah 3 года назад +22

    i graduate highschool next year and im starting to feel like all of these videos are warnings rather than recommendations atp-...

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 года назад +5

    I am somewhat concerned that some people think this video is real.

  • @techhackz2897
    @techhackz2897 3 года назад +16

    After 7 years yt algorithm will deside to recommend this video

  • @labamos452
    @labamos452 3 года назад +17

    you did it buddy. Im extremely proud of you. You ended up an educated man when all the odds where stacked against you. and you even got the hat on your head to prove it! thats amazing!

    • @maxwell2231
      @maxwell2231 3 года назад

      It’s a joke

    • @labamos452
      @labamos452 3 года назад

      @@maxwell2231 youre a joke

    • @maxwell2231
      @maxwell2231 3 года назад

      @@labamos452 no like there is a decent chance this is satire

  • @gustavvaip1600
    @gustavvaip1600 3 года назад +30

    He's got an associates degree, he's educated

  • @MohamedAli-ko4sm
    @MohamedAli-ko4sm 3 года назад +50

    😂😂😂”I don’t actually think ahead further than 5 minutes “

  • @nimarezaei4742
    @nimarezaei4742 3 года назад +8

    See everyone else in 9 years when yt algorithm puts this back, hope ima be in medschool by then

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy 3 года назад +48

    0:47 Note Man Child
    1:02
    1:14 Mah Parents
    2:22 Running away to somewhere
    2:36 Yawn 🥱
    3:09 Not a kid anymore
    3:35 Get Out
    4:13 Oscar Wilde
    5:10 2 Battle
    5:35 Anything’s possible now
    6:13 BG alumni

    • @kNowFixx
      @kNowFixx 3 года назад +7

      great timestamps, much needed & much appreciated

  • @kithalie
    @kithalie 3 года назад +14

    You're scaring me I got into college with a 2.3 and about to start my journey to be a vet, I'm feeling like it will take me 20 years.

    • @Cadillac500
      @Cadillac500 3 года назад +6

      Nah. My high school GPA was a 2.5 and my college GPA was a 4.2

  • @becausewhynot27
    @becausewhynot27 3 года назад +24

    LMAOOO I don’t if he’s serious or not, but this literally made my day!! And congratulations buddy I hope you have a good future!!

  • @akeyrtainment8507
    @akeyrtainment8507 3 года назад +197

    We live in a society where...
    Going to college or uni is a "must", not optional.
    And yes, I'm already in debt after I graduated college.

    • @astro-kw2cj
      @astro-kw2cj 3 года назад +11

      Watchu gonna do without college lmao, stop blaming it, it’s a good non risky option for basically everyone. I mean u can get money and live a stable life without it but the chances are much slimmer. Don’t blame college, blame the stupid decisions u made in ur life when u decided what u we’re gonna do for the rest of ur life.

    • @16xthedetail76
      @16xthedetail76 3 года назад +42

      @@astro-kw2cj I don't even think you yourself even finished primary school with that spelling, holy cow!

    • @astro-kw2cj
      @astro-kw2cj 3 года назад +2

      @@16xthedetail76 was in a rush

    • @biggiesucc2546
      @biggiesucc2546 3 года назад +46

      @@astro-kw2cj don't blame the kids who were forced to make a decision at the age of 16 despite not understanding how debt or taxes work, blame the system that never taught them anything about the real world so that they go into debt and give them profit. Paying 50 thousand a year is not a "non risky choice", its a huge risk when you don't know if you will be employed, or left in the streets with 200k in debt

    • @charon_lix
      @charon_lix 3 года назад +4

      @@biggiesucc2546 Why the hell do kids go to college with no idea how to pay for it? That is the kid's fault. Stop blaming other people. If they aren't getting athletic or academic scholarships they shouldn't even be going to college because they clearly don't have the mind or the genetics to go

  • @newkiller4457
    @newkiller4457 3 года назад +71

    People who went to trade school: well that sucks, but anyways.

    • @milana2020
      @milana2020 3 года назад +1

      🗣screw your useless trading school

    • @maverickkings7746
      @maverickkings7746 3 года назад +6

      @@milana2020 other way around, trade jobs are in demand and still will be in the future decades, whatever you did in college will be in the shitter

    • @scarlettmclaren9011
      @scarlettmclaren9011 3 года назад +2

      @@milana2020 why do u say that? I'm just curious

    • @milkywayflea404
      @milkywayflea404 3 года назад +3

      @@scarlettmclaren9011 stigma, I assume

    • @scarlettmclaren9011
      @scarlettmclaren9011 3 года назад +1

      @Very Good True, but college isnt the only way for success. Trade school does teach you skills that you can use that pay well. College can teach you important things as well, but most people are in heavy amounts of debt. If they're lucky enough they get payed good, but a lot of people don't.
      I'm a college dropout and was an A student that professors love, but I hated it and found a different path. Now I've learned skills that are in demand and I don't have much debt. I love my job and I get payed well.

  • @dortoka
    @dortoka 3 года назад +24

    This is one of the greatest RUclips channels

    • @Ayberch
      @Ayberch 3 года назад +1

      Without a doubt ❤ And the best part is, not many people know about it lmao

  • @c.deg.7982
    @c.deg.7982 3 года назад +35

    The virgin early graduation vs the Chad 5 year delay for proper 'Bildung'.

  • @joseo7524
    @joseo7524 3 года назад +60

    Glad to see you graduate from Harvard!!! 😘

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 3 года назад +25

    Oh Boy. I'm already a college student. Can't wait to be like him in the next 3 to 5 years.

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 года назад +2

      You won't unless you don't learn skills.

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 3 года назад +1

      @@jonsnow1055 are you implying skilled people always get the jobs?

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 года назад +1

      @@marusdod3685 Skilled people who are lucky get the best jobs. Skilled people who are not lucky get a job which is decent. Specific skills are needed to be worked on to get a job. Like you need to learn Coding and DSA to get Software Developer job. May not be the best one but still a decent job.

    • @marusdod3685
      @marusdod3685 3 года назад

      @@jonsnow1055 not really, you can be the best in your field and never even make it into the interview phase.
      You probably live in a country with a pretty decent job market and you've never considered that, but imagine 3rd world countries where the ratio of graduates to high-skilled job posts is 10000:1, you're very lucky to get an unpaid internship in that scenario. "Just move where all the jobs are bro", doesn't work unless they let H1B's move

    • @jonsnow1055
      @jonsnow1055 3 года назад

      @@marusdod3685 Okay I am probably less informed but certainly it depends on the batch size of the college you graduate from as well. In my college companies select students from the campus and most do get selected. I admit that it is not easy for everyone but life offers only equal opportunities not complete equality.

  • @AdityaSingh-pp3wy
    @AdityaSingh-pp3wy 3 года назад +17

    Graduating college with a useless degree and massive debt 'recommend for you'

  • @phoenixmorphix
    @phoenixmorphix 3 года назад +4

    What I heard at 5:46 was so tragic. I feel so bad for him! 😟I think you should hear it for yourself. 😓

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +189

    I went all the way to grad school and now owe over 130K
    Who's the dummy now lol...ha ha ..ha...ha (soft crying)

    • @Gumbocinno
      @Gumbocinno 3 года назад +14

      Don't worry, I'm sure likes will become currency eventually. Dropped my dislike.

    • @michaelbirkett4932
      @michaelbirkett4932 3 года назад +2

      @@Gumbocinno lmao

    • @gang6009
      @gang6009 3 года назад

      Damn dude, never though you should stop when you hit 80?

    • @gamerboyss5310
      @gamerboyss5310 3 года назад

      @@Gumbocinno HAHAHAHHAHAH

  • @donovangomez8114
    @donovangomez8114 3 года назад +46

    The US Army has a place for you son!

    • @BusinessmanMan-1
      @BusinessmanMan-1 3 года назад +32

      oh yeah, dying for the interests of some old rich men, awesome.

    • @Abbertown
      @Abbertown 3 года назад +10

      @@BusinessmanMan-1 Classic ignorant response.

    • @BusinessmanMan-1
      @BusinessmanMan-1 3 года назад +34

      @@Abbertown Classic response of someone in denial and tamed

    • @joshua_prime3743
      @joshua_prime3743 3 года назад +20

      @@BusinessmanMan-1 dying for the sake of imaginary borders

    • @BusinessmanMan-1
      @BusinessmanMan-1 3 года назад +10

      @@joshua_prime3743 exactly m8 thanks

  • @prodigyx1089
    @prodigyx1089 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else checked out this guy's old vids? This guy had a weird but interesting life. Congratz man!

  • @Invictyn
    @Invictyn 3 года назад +4

    I’ve been doing this “run away from everything” strat for two years now. Working my way to your superior level.

  • @rajibhasan4622
    @rajibhasan4622 3 года назад +5

    Bro, hold your hope and keep trying to moving forward. The way you explain your experience of college life , similarly try to find a way that will lead you to the success of your life . I am damn sure you have the talent, all you need to utilize it through your hard work . Good luck bro !!

  • @Loading-lg6hs
    @Loading-lg6hs 3 года назад +39

    **Watches the first 30 seconds**
    Me: I already like this guy

  • @shadowdarkria
    @shadowdarkria 3 года назад +53

    I believed him until he said no man-child left behind policy

  • @RIPToot
    @RIPToot 3 года назад +5

    "No man-child left behind" haha killing me

  • @nesrineb4301
    @nesrineb4301 3 года назад +7

    His uncertainty reminds me of not having a vision for my future

  • @JennyGoesToUSA
    @JennyGoesToUSA 3 года назад +9

    this is the MOST relatable video i have EVER seen and I watch a lot of youtube. i'm kinda in shockkkkk

  • @yodyod7
    @yodyod7 3 года назад +23

    Dickens and Wilde references...the college debt was all worth it.

  • @behar225
    @behar225 3 года назад +19

    Living the American dream I see

  • @alyssarasmussen1723
    @alyssarasmussen1723 3 года назад +14

    This is literally what they did for me in High School

  • @jerryjacobsunny5574
    @jerryjacobsunny5574 3 года назад +18

    Damn normies are infecting the comments kumbi

  • @Neonagi
    @Neonagi 3 года назад +25

    At least it was from the best school, well worth all the memories

  • @kektalks
    @kektalks 3 года назад +9

    you were a 9gag supporter since the beginning...
    a true legend
    also, good luck in life!

  • @charlesbwilliams
    @charlesbwilliams 3 года назад +6

    YO MY MAN FLEXING THE NEW MISSISSIPPI FLAG
    Respect!

  • @theradninja4666
    @theradninja4666 3 года назад +9

    this video was made so well that I could actually believe it's real. this made my day it's hilarious.

  • @postiveelectron8879
    @postiveelectron8879 3 года назад +18

    This doesnt feel like a 2021 video

  • @digitallovee623
    @digitallovee623 3 года назад +53

    University: *counting money* "And we thank you for your business. 😜😜"

  • @Geologese
    @Geologese 3 года назад +9

    This blew my sides off. True art.

  • @seamusriley4503
    @seamusriley4503 3 года назад +8

    This video was completely sincere

  • @花冬-h4l
    @花冬-h4l 3 года назад +2

    "I forget stuff as soon as it happens so I never really learn anything" I feel you. I can never seem to recall what kind of emotion I had in a particular situation I only remember what I looked like. Like I'll remember I cried hard but I can't feel how sad I was so the next time the same thing happens, it feels like it's new to me. This is how I never learn from the past and this is why I never grow as a person and it sucks because I know what's happening with me.

  • @spookyman246
    @spookyman246 3 года назад +2

    This inspired my grandpa so much he went back and graduated from middle school