Sir! What Are Your Orders?
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2021
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The new galactic emperor seems pretty chill. I don't think he'll mind.
Yeah, as long as its not anything too crazy. He will allow it.
I heard he's not even that corrupt
Yeah I think he'll appreciate this
Yeah I mean this isn’t bad at all compared to destroying a planet.
The new emperor is all good. He might even promote peace.
"Sir what the fuck?".
He's so dissapointed and confused, he lost his accent for a moment.
this coment made me bruh and laugh at the sametime
XDDD
😂
another WandaVision easter egg :P
Hahaha! I laughed so hard. :D
"Sir what the fuck?" as a veteran, this line sums up my deployment. The execution of these words in this animation was just pure poetry.
SNAFU?
SNAFU.
@@sixstringedthing fubar
@@brandenbeaverbone5564 voba hoos da ro
Thank you for your service.
Hold.
Can you provide an example? Glad you made it back home brother.
This is like an animated Monty Python skit. Brilliant!
Except it's nothing like it at all
@@Djellowman Hmm … ok, that would make me change my mind. Except I don’t give a rats ass what you think at all.
Then why are others to care what you think?@@georgebanks4360
The truth is somewhere in the middle
I agree. It starts out as a Monty Python skit@@pokermitten9795
The "Sir what the fuck" line was executed perfectly
Damn straight
@@aaronkosharskyswhiteknight5224 It's really where it shines.
I love how these are both fantasy type films and then they have those moments where it's a realistic form of conversation.
0:52
@@aaronkosharskyswhiteknight5224 You kiddin'? Ain't nothin' straight bout this.
"Sir, what the fuck?"
I just loved that confused and dissappointed voice tone
And he still said Sir
respect 👍
I’m the 911th like
it just sounded so honest
and mixed with that polite title XD
I love how the best lines in any Joel Haver animation are always really simple ones delivered in the perfect way, like the "sir, what the fuck?" in this one
“Sir, our clothes are all washed, out of the dryer.
What are your orders?”
“Fold.”
"Sir, the clothes are as folded as can be, what are your orders?"
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”
― Sun Tzu, The Star of Wars
"Hold"
- Unknown Galactic Officer
This Stock market meme shows the BlackLivesMatter riots are right
Reminds me of Bruce Lee's quote, "It's better to be a warrior in the garden than be a gardener in war."
@@Azami0001 Bruce Lee claimed he was heavily inspired by Sun Tzu and when he was first training he read ALOT of Art of War apparently
@@andreasballe7470 Yup!
The “sir what the fuck” line got me good mate.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He just lost all the respect for sir
He just lost all the respect for sir
Same, the delivery was perfect 🤣
Same 😂😂😂
"Sir, they're charging the cryogenic cannons!"
- "Cold"
Commentator: "He's got four aces in his hand, how much is he going to raise the bet?"
Poker player: "Fold."
I swear if this is another surprise trilogy, also the “Sir, what the fuck” got me
Same dude
I’m trying to not let my girlfriend know I’m awake yet and I can’t contain the laughter from that specific part lmao
Got the likes at 999. Here's your 1K sir. That was the best part of the video for me too
Just completely dropping the act
His disappointment sells it
Pretty sure this is how all the good guys escape in every scifi movie.
Only moderately corrupt
It's a good explanation when the bad guys can't hit their target.
A gay captian and his lieutenant, defying the establishment from within
Canonically, the reason the Death Star didn't shoot Yavin IV when it was within view is the guy who was supposed to hit the button wanted to give the rebels more time.
Saved by the gay
This is the true way
love how he presses buttons while ordered to effectively do nothing
Well it parodies exactly what happens in Star Trek 😅
very true@@mikespike2099
In the end he really just wanted him to wait for the ship to move out the way, so they can stair into the sun as they hold hands. So wholesome
And now, due to this brave act, handholding is now legal.
Hold
Hold
Thank you for the heart Joel.
Hold
Hold
We found love in a holdless place
Underrated
😂😂
:D
@@drgr0ovy677 in a holdless space? ; )
*proceeds to rave in inspiring beat drop*
It's now a family thing.
My Partner my son and myself, could just be pottering around watching cartoons or eating food at the dinner table, we will pause and just say
"Hold" and all just gently smile.
You've made for some wholesome family content.
do you also use the "Sir what the fuck?"
@@epicstyle1000 they must've
That's almost disgustingly cute.
Well done.
It's actually kind of beautiful
Unironically a great story about a captain displaying his compassion for the life of others and would rather take in the beauty of the galaxy than be an agent of death
sucks that the rebels are murderous psychopaths that went on to genocide millions
@@mrosskne nah
@@Tizoc69 yeah
@@mrosskne The Tusken Raiders are legitimately the only good force in the galaxy.
@@ablenderscrubbedclean6087 nah
This is what happens when Galactic Emperors aren't even that corrupt.
They’re corrupt, but, the good corrupt
"INFINITE. POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR........ so our galactic society don't need to worry about power scarcity in the future" - Emperor Palpatine, regarding his goal for force based power source.
Haha! References.
Not very corrupt, no.
Plus, it's not like the Galactic Emperor will explode a planet just because he is upset with the rebels escaping...
This helped me break out of an episode of ptsd I was in the middle of, thanks Joel and team.
just coming across Joel videos now. I replayed this one 10 times already
Me - Sir, we got an exam tomorrow, what do we do?
Brain - Hold.
Me - Begin holding.
Ghost Iq: "They are defusing the bomb"
Ash: "Hold" *holds the same angle for twenty minutes
my last 2 brain cells
How? How did you know?
I get it now. Hold those stocks boys!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Hold harder
"BEGIN HOLDING"
proceeds to do some advanced procedures in order to do nothing
probably sending instructions to the group chat
how true to life it is
Yes, I also saw the video
As someone who's currently halfway through watching TOS for the first time; this part really struck a special chord in me.
sounds like most jobs
Joel Haver is master class at writing "surprisingly wholesome" kinds of stories
I wrote another comment trying to summarize this, but you're right, "wholesome" is exactly the right word. He generates the wholesome from the ironic, which is really impressive to me.
I don't know who does the editing and sound design, but they are extremely talented. The way this episode swells towards an emotional moment, despite the utter silliness of the whole premise, is fantastic. It's similar to the end of "playing an RPG for the second time", there's just a (weirdly authentic) emotional punch that is unlike anything else of these cynical, ironic times, it's so sincere and beautiful.
“... Sir, what the fuck?”
I’m dead
why no replies
My condolences
"But sir, we had ample opportunity to sell and make a huge profit"
"hold"
Hald
LMFAO
hodl
This hurts...
Too soon
A show of mercy, and one of companionship.
Hold.
Hold.
I keep coming back to this gem. So touching
"Sir what the fuck?" has to be the funniest line I've heard all day
"picklerickold"
@@SetuwoKecik "Rickrollhold"
The way the his accent just drops is fantastic...
@@justindavis3623 Dumb shit like this gives me _life._
How it felt being enlisted and working with officers in the military 😂
"Sir, I'm making a paper airplane. How should I proceed?"
"Fold."
"Sir, what is this green stuff on the bread?"
"Mold."
This joke also works for a bad poker hand
"sir what is it called when the *text looks like this?* "
"Bold"
"Sir, has the Galactic Emperor been informed that the rebels have escaped!?"
"Told."
😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone’s doing it. “Sir, going once! Going twice!”
“Sold.”
“Alexa, what’s the temperature today?”
“Cold”
The Captain is sick and tired of endless galactic destruction and ceaseless loss of life. He realizes as he looks at his crewmate that the only thing important is love. Hold.
:((
Hold.
Perfect
Are you sure he isn't just having a stroke?
Up
It's a talent to always go for hit or miss comedic concepts and always hit
I guess
I mean they didn't hit it, but yeah
No always hold
This comment is actually so based AF and true.
amazing talent.
There is something so moving about this video. Comedy or not, that last bit. Always hits home in the right way
2024 here, and this is still heartwarming AF.
"Sir, what the fuck"?! The order shocked him so badly he temporarily lost his accent.
Just like that green guy
They do that in all their videos and it's hilarious.
"Sir... what the fuck?"
Something we've all wanted to ask our employers at least once.
@Manek Iridius lmfao that is true 😂
the first time I watched it was hilarious. the 2nd time a few weeks later and it just hits as melancholy. wild how good art reads you instead of you reading it.
This short went from being hilarious to being so sweet and wholesome so quickly yet powerfully.
Love it!
r/Wallstreetbets be like.
Yo you're here too?
😳 he do be speaking fax doe
*Diamond hands*
I laughed so harddddddd
Diamond hnads.
They couldn’t engage the ship, it didn’t have a health bar.
But the ship didn't have a moral compass! It's just a ship!
The health bar only shows who is an enemy to themselves.
@@LJ-ej3fv what? (Looks up) oh fuck
I like my health bar. What... you don't play chess against yourself?
That has never stopped me before! HUUUZZZAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Watching this playlist out of order is somehow even better
Imagine if in star wars villains would be more twisted like this instead of being mocked and dehumanised
When you consider the sheer size of the Galactic Empire and the number of personnel it employs...
this situation MUST have occurred at least a couple of times. This is an encouraging thought. :)
Never have I been so emotionally attached to a character with only 1 repeating word lines before.
Hordor?
Hordor hordor hordor 🤷♂️
Hordor hordor 🤗
Hordor 😁
I am groot?
@ko dy he said 1 repeating word line. Not word.
Groot
*hold*
Held. Mission complete
@@salt1560 ruclips.net/video/FlEEy04rCRA/видео.html
you quit skyblock and became justin y v3
Funfact held means hero in German
@@pangolin868 in Dutch too!
😅 ruclips.net/video/VMz3MVgCV3I/видео.html
This is still my favorite video from Joel, it's funny yet so emotional towards the end.
joel really has a knack to make scenes impactful. “Hold” , the suspenseful music, the sun or galactic center in the background.
Really good stuff.
“Sir what the fuck?” is the new “yeah this doesn’t feel safe.”
LMAOOOOO
Then what's the new turning yourself in because you didn't get around to setting up any traps and you don't want to chase a stoner and a man made up like a dog around an abandoned house?
@@medexamtoolsdotcom wat
@@sansirow4595 Scooby Doo reference, I think.
That's when I died. LOL... so proper then so vulgar.
He defied the Emperor, helped the rebels, and came out to his best friend all at the same time.
Bold.
Lol’d
Bold ❤😢
I didn’t see this as gay or best friends or anything of the sort. This was the transfer of understanding behind the unspoken purpose surrounding the single word.
@@nikolaishriver7922 It's not that deep.
Well, turned out maybe he wasn't defying the emperor as much as we all thought he was. ruclips.net/video/QsQLIaKK2s0/видео.html
the best space opera ever made. period.
"Sir what the fuck." Is art.
waking up to a new joeltoon makes me feel like a kid on saturday morning again
I agree
Same here
Facts.
I'm bout to go to sleep. where the hell are u?
But it's Sunday
"the most poignant and daring piece of fiction of the century"
Fiction? This is happening. Right now.
I read that as “moist poignant and daring”.
Hold.
Good timing
This is a rare serious piece from Joel. I love it. How much we need this in today’s world...
The strength of brotherhood, shown by holding hands.
Hold, brothers and sisters in species.
They always ask "Sir, what are your orders?" and never "Sir, what are your needs?"
They always ask "who is the captain" but never "how is the captain"
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"I'll do you one better! WHY is the Captain?"
"Sir I forgot to refrigerate this sandwich and now it's got this gross smelling green stuff growing all over it"
"Mold"
They'll be ok. I hear the galactic emperor is a cool guy. Not even that corrupt.
The Shipmaster defied the oppressive law of the evil galactic emperor, spared the fleeing rebels, and inspired a new appreciation for peace in his crew all through the power of holding.
sigh. then they kill everyone he loved and destroyed his precious deathst...his project. but nothing of this shit ever matters, because HOLD
Exactly how I interpreted it 😅😂
This weirdly made me... happy.
sometimes, to save lives, you dont have to act, but only to hold
TO THE MOOOON
AND BAAAACK
BERD
berd is the werd
ruclips.net/video/u6yt0AkEZDYs/видео.htmlgtyaryruguudshj
TO THE FUCKING MOON
As someone who is contracted in Civil Service: this seems very accurate.
The subordinate's lines were so well-delivered. I don't usually pay attention to shit like this, but something about it really stands out to me.
He literally let the rebels go so he could let them overthrow an evil emperor that outlawed his love. This is beautiful.
I know right T n T
I accept this as canon
Or its a reference to gamestop
"Sir, we haven't done the dishes in weeks!"
"Mold"
One of the best comments so far🤣
Do you REALIZE how badly Diet Dr Pepper burns as it exits your nose at high speed? I don't think I've laughed like that in, well, forever.
😆😆
"Sir, the temperature is below freezing"
"Cold"
@@grimroten3299 “Sir, I took the clothes out of the drier.”
“Fold”
In war, it is not acts of violence that most intrigue us. But acts of kindness.
_"Hold"_
So beautiful. :') ❤
People Earning Money on GameStop stocks: "Should we pull out our money?"
Reddit: "HOLD"
Wasn't expecting you to be here too lol
Hey. It's gloco. Nice.
The squeeze has not squoze. Hold it you fuckin paper hands, I got too much riding on this.
I'm holding 🚀🚀🚀
*gamestop stocks fall*
“sir what the fuck”
“HOLD”
I like to think that the captain was actually giving the command to hold, as to not risk the love in each of their hearts.
What?
What?
Oh damn that’s a good theory, also I didn’t expect to see you max box
Whoa hey can dog didn't expect to see you either!
Ew, that's gay.
But, when time pulls lives apart, hold your own.
A truly emotional story...
I was expecting a twist where captain throws him in the hold, but this was still delightful.
Hold
i smell a sequel, given that they broke galactic law
The Galactic Emperor wasn't even that corrupt...
Beautiful. This is what we need to do as a species.
More emotional than expected. Weird, but a bit touching.
The “... what the fuck?” Made me laugh way too hard
maybe if you'd get rid of that yee yee haircut you wouldn't laugh at that
@@guanedits6349 you’re so cool
@@danielrehfeldt that's the nicest way of telling me I'm not cool, I appreciate the niceness
wsb next week
Sir...what the fuck?!
Hi, I'm one of the managers of the Aviators Archive channel and came here because people started spamming "HOLD" on Infinity Awaits Us and Flora (the song used here), and just wanted to say thank you for using Avi's amazing OST. He originally created it for an indie video game, but sadly never ended up being used, so it's nice to see someone giving it the recognition it deserves.
Love the video!
"Hold."
"Holding music in archives!"
Doing gods work preserving stuff over there with the other managers!
Hold.
Developer of said game here! Unfortunately the music didn't fit the game in the end, but it was a pleasure to work with Aviators.
Hold
The corpsing and near laughter on the penultimate 'Hold' is what got me
Why does this music make me think of the halo 1 ending “” I think we’re just getting started “
Something very silly, became something very sweet.
Thank you.
@@lozanolive6407 not like that you're not allowed to hold hands or show compassion in the empire he was holding hands to show and let him recognize the beauty of the galaxy and the people within it
That shot where he put his hand towards the camera was frickin' excellent
Gotta love foreshortening
Possibly even friggin’ excellent
I really need to start watching these in order
That "what the fuck!?" Literally slayed me
I love that swap to the normal american accent out of pure shock, and then the slip back into character as the situation normalizes lmao
He was just that shook, his brain reset to factory settings.
That's the magic of improv right there.
Sir Dogecoin is losing value, what are your orders.
"Hold"
*Hodl
The only thing you should be holding is GME. Dogecoin is nice and all but gme is what needs more attention
"Sir he sold"
"Hold"
@@MrSamdabeast AMC.
"Bogdanolf he is holding, what shall we do?"
"Hold."
"But, sir!"
"Hold."
"Begin holding" got me.
Hold.
I hope they run away from the Galactic Emperor's oppressive rule and find a beautiful new life together on the run amongst the stars
Oppressive rule? the galactic emperor chose not to destroy planets he’s just hanging out
Now they live among us
Sooo I know the hand holding is going to instantly make people think they are in love and I'm not denying that but what if the hand holding was a symbolic way to show a choice to show mercy rather than instantly killing the rebels because it was the right thing to do regardless of imperial law. A peaceful outreach towards unity rather than an oppressive crushing fist to all forms of dissent. In his heart the captain knew firing on an enemy who was only trying to escape rather than fight was wrong. In ww2 there were many cases when soldiers of opposite sides chose to save a helpless enemy rather than finish them off because they were no longer a threat and both sides were just doing as they were told but they were still human.
hold
@@PartTimeGoblinSlayer sounds kinda like when those historians that find the skeletons of two guys boning (pun intended) call them really good friends lol, but nah you're theory sounds solid.
I came here expecting a punchline, and all I got was this single, solitary tear...
The "begin holding" part with the exorbitant amount of buttons pressed isn't punchline enough? 😂
@@BarelloSmith Hold
@@SobaYatai 🤝
@@BarelloSmith No
@@BarelloSmith Hole
I just typed "Hold" on the youtube search and this video popped up.
Forever a classic video. One of the videos of all time
This was kind of beautiful
Kind of?
@@griffin1095 ruclips.net/video/FlEEy04rCRA/видео.html
oh my god
Kinda sorta
@@yio4238 dude, what the fuck!?
"Sir, your hair is so grey. How did it get that way?"
"Old."
Lol
Bars
"Sir, why are you wearing a jacket here?"
"Cold."
These animations all have me feeling some kinda way
Man I keep coming back to watch this, is classic