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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @SwiftyBoy
    @SwiftyBoy 2 года назад +636

    7:17 I lost it when the driver stepped out, then tried pushing a totally wrecked car while yelling at the passenger to reverse 😂

    • @kayevans2964
      @kayevans2964 2 года назад +9

      That really made me chuckle too 😂😂

    • @aeasthouse316
      @aeasthouse316 Год назад +14

      nothing that a bit of polish wont fix

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Год назад +70

      The passenger was boxed in by the driver and the railing, so imagine what's going through his mind.
      Scottish drugs, probably.

    • @edmundkockenlocker4672
      @edmundkockenlocker4672 Год назад +25

      It was Glasgow, so I can't say I'm surprised😏

    • @R1D2-420
      @R1D2-420 Год назад +36

      They were both cooked ! 🥴🤣

  • @dylanbale5709
    @dylanbale5709 2 года назад +563

    Moral of this video is don't take your hoodie off while on a treadmill 🤣

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 2 года назад +10

      Lesson learned!🤣😂😂

    • @edmundkockenlocker4672
      @edmundkockenlocker4672 Год назад +5

      And don't try and walk down steps in flippers 😆

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin Год назад +2

      He wants to look cool, no worries. 😂😭

    • @dropzoneau8632
      @dropzoneau8632 Год назад +1

      Definitely do tho!! It ends up being hilarious 😂

    • @dylanbale5709
      @dylanbale5709 Год назад +1

      @DropZone AU yea if want to lose some skin on the giant sanding machine lol

  • @64482
    @64482 2 года назад +1491

    I love how they have just completely abandoned "No one was harmed."

    • @requiescat4399
      @requiescat4399 2 года назад +187

      well that guy who fell of the roof was harmed, i tell you.. lol

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 2 года назад +73

      I now assume everyone got injured and it makes the video even better.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 2 года назад +16

      They got wise to us getting wise that everyone is harmed

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 2 года назад +4

      He not edit video..again:):)

    • @DaeScarProductions
      @DaeScarProductions 2 года назад +23

      Thank goodness lol that made me stop watching for a while

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins Год назад +116

    The groan coming out of the guy that fell off that roof was primal style pain!! 😂😂😂

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 Год назад +5

      I think he broke his bones

    • @Markem1998
      @Markem1998 Год назад +3

      Winded him proper

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 7 месяцев назад +5

      Yes, that's real pain. I've heard that kind of groan twice in real life, and both times the people ended up in the hospital with seriously smashed up bones in multiple places 😔

  • @Gordanovich02
    @Gordanovich02 2 года назад +440

    To all the people asking about the McDonalds clip at 3:28 or thereabouts; the guy in the black jacket is proposing to her. She said no.
    Also, it's not in the UK. Believe it's actually Johannesburg, South Africa.

    • @Tanya_Offscript
      @Tanya_Offscript 2 года назад +101

      THANK YOU!!! I watched it about 4 times and couldn’t figure out what was going on lol

    • @Matrxmonky
      @Matrxmonky 2 года назад +51

      Doing the Lord's work, kind citizen.
      Carry on.

    • @mastakush4272
      @mastakush4272 2 года назад +14

      Thank you

    • @gloriousquads
      @gloriousquads 2 года назад +6

      thank you !

    • @armandobrandolese9495
      @armandobrandolese9495 2 года назад +55

      In a effin McDonalds mate... thats classy.

  • @pixleyez
    @pixleyez 2 года назад +332

    6:51 Even the car knew that was a stupid place to park, so decided to move itself😂

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 2 года назад +6

      It’s a right hand-drive car. He simply got out of the passenger side and the driver drove off.

    • @joesmith1926
      @joesmith1926 2 года назад +15

      @@AtheistOrphan the clip starts with the guy opening the passenger door to pull out the delivery bag. He was the driver.

    • @3acor
      @3acor 2 года назад +11

      @@AtheistOrphan he was the driver. You can see him running back to catch the car at the end

    • @dogs-and-destruction-channel
      @dogs-and-destruction-channel 2 года назад +2

      @@AtheistOrphan
      Then explain why the bag he retrieve from the otherside aka THE *RIGHT* would be driving a car?

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 2 года назад +5

      @@AtheistOrphan Take that slash off the cross. ;)

  • @backwheelben257
    @backwheelben257 2 года назад +924

    10/10 for effort trying to stop the van with a kick 👌😆

    • @shahzadnaseer5011
      @shahzadnaseer5011 2 года назад

      Uh hubbub I'm k GC, CFB CD cf in NY CCTV hubby hub cyber I Bundesrat Chadic MCI's did GCB din

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath 2 года назад +17

      the gasp then the kick. I rewatched that one a few times, and in slow mo

    • @MrMaster2262
      @MrMaster2262 2 года назад +17

      She is Fit as 😜

    • @yuenkentsang9446
      @yuenkentsang9446 Год назад +2

      I think she's foreign. All in all like me. Always double check your handbrake is on.

    • @da10cent41
      @da10cent41 Год назад

      @@MrMaster2262 she is issn't she.

  • @Deianiraa
    @Deianiraa 2 года назад +459

    I love how cars always wait for the people to be like 20ft away before moving

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 2 года назад +40

      And the response from the driver is always the same: slow, casual walk immediately into a dead sprint.

    • @NbSkaz
      @NbSkaz 2 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @MathSMR42
      @MathSMR42 2 года назад +5

      Well its Physics
      The acceleration is constant, so the velocity stacks up without any mercy (well till 50mph or smthng, then the air will break it bit)
      once it reaches a certain speed its just over

    • @Lucky-mq2fi
      @Lucky-mq2fi Год назад +5

      @@MathSMR42 your forgetting a key factor
      A wall

    • @charlesbeall2589
      @charlesbeall2589 Год назад +2

      I've always known "Real men" never use the park brake but maybe it's true for "real girls" too!🤡

  • @mentalthat1
    @mentalthat1 Год назад +30

    The small town American in me: "Why did no one get up and help that man with his beer?!" 🤣🤣

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 6 месяцев назад +5

      In Britain we’d see these things coming and sit there to watch the chaos unfold, laugh about it then complain the beers gone

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 6 месяцев назад +2

      Those beers probably cost like a tenner as well being at football

    • @handofsutekh
      @handofsutekh 26 дней назад +1

      In Britain people will laugh at you dropping your beer and then later on they will include you in a round of beers, it's a strange sense of humour mixed with ultimately quite sensitive and courteous culture

  • @Leoviliti1
    @Leoviliti1 Год назад +16

    The man who fell off the roof into the neighbours garden yelling in agony with the wife just standing there thinking
    " Damn ,That didn't work.., I can still hear him !" 😅🤣

  • @CJPHS98
    @CJPHS98 2 года назад +209

    That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 😂😂

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +10

      Hey, beer deaths are no laughing matter, just ask Ozzy Man 😂

    • @apfelsafteiswuerfel1
      @apfelsafteiswuerfel1 2 года назад

      I take two!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +5

      @Jay p
      Eh?! 😂

    • @grahamjordan1040
      @grahamjordan1040 2 года назад +20

      @Jay p that’s the trouble nowadays nobody will help, the phone zombies just get their mobiles out and film it instead of helping that’s the mentality of today’s youngsters.

    • @Eagle-Striker
      @Eagle-Striker 2 года назад +1

      @Jay p I visited London 10 yeras ago and found the british to be super friendlly and helpful. Maybe times have changed

  • @Scout-uj1fj
    @Scout-uj1fj 2 года назад +156

    Passengers: Don't worry the captain must be in control of the ship.
    Captain: 1:46

    • @laszlokaestner5766
      @laszlokaestner5766 2 года назад +15

      That was quite scary, those are some big waves they have been caught in. It looks like a trawler that was on auto-pilot and the weather suddenly turned on them. The guy is trying to regain control of the ship, probably to try and turn her into the waves while the others do what they can with the nets to take turning possible.

    • @Scout-uj1fj
      @Scout-uj1fj 2 года назад +15

      @@laszlokaestner5766 regain control of the ship.....lol he was trying to take control of his body 😆 Some people have tough jobs

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 2 года назад +2

      That young man was not a captain

    • @JP_RS6
      @JP_RS6 2 года назад +2

      I thought that was an accurate depiction of our government.

    • @genybr
      @genybr 2 года назад

      @@JP_RS6 ships are not making the waves.

  • @Owlanox
    @Owlanox 2 года назад +303

    People walking in to glass doors will never not be funny 😂

    • @aceholepictures
      @aceholepictures 2 года назад +16

      wearing shades inside too; totally had it coming

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 года назад +4

      I did that, kindof...
      I slapped my hand on a plate glass window at my high school to scare my friend sitting on the other side. It DISINTEGRATED and I went right through it... 55 sutures and a sliced Achile's heel... Plus two people on the other side injured...
      The janitor had noted a break in the glass months before but the school procrastinated on fixing it.
      Crazy... It felt like a dream. Just falling through that huge window... Imagine on a highrise???

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 2 года назад

      That was a glass wall, not a door.

    • @lottnio8207
      @lottnio8207 2 года назад

      It’s funny for the first dozen times you see it but not after that.

    • @sanidhyagaur3474
      @sanidhyagaur3474 Год назад +1

      i was in so much hurry last week, running to the train station... i didn't even see them glass door and slammed into it head first. Shook the whole glass door and wall. on impact I was in shock and said "Sorry" to the glass door 😶, which then started sliding and opened.
      These sliding doors should open fast when a person is running at speed of light. 😕 definitely not my fault.

  • @chavajr99
    @chavajr99 2 года назад +24

    4:31 that was a scream of actual pain, holy jesus

  • @morespywareforyou2262
    @morespywareforyou2262 2 года назад +24

    It makes me proud, as a Brit, to know that we are up there with the best of them!

    • @_Jester_
      @_Jester_ 2 года назад +4

      In fact, you're leading the pack. 😁

  • @myriaddunes2569
    @myriaddunes2569 2 года назад +121

    Guy laughing at the mattress falling off laughed so hard my throat became dry 😢

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 года назад +127

    Reverse, reverse, reverse. That car isn't moving like that. So funny. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 2 года назад +11

      It'll buff out.

    • @jessicabecause3717
      @jessicabecause3717 2 года назад +20

      Not with no one in the driver seat.

    • @theboyb83
      @theboyb83 2 года назад +15

      I think he'd had a few buckfasts. Lol

    • @bundylam
      @bundylam 2 года назад +28

      Pissed up driver deserves to be locked up!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +4

      Father Jack vibes.

  • @gustavohernandeza.890
    @gustavohernandeza.890 2 года назад +314

    What's better than FailArmy twice a week? FailArmy three times a week!

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 2 года назад +3

      No one was harmed.

    • @ЗахарГончаров-б6д
      @ЗахарГончаров-б6д 2 года назад +1

      @@Psychol-Snooper In first video ✅

    • @chibykecollins122
      @chibykecollins122 2 года назад +1

      Double it and give it to the next person

    • @xBris
      @xBris 2 года назад +2

      *thrice for crying out loud. It was that close and you still managed to miss it...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Год назад +1

      @@ЗахарГончаров-б6д That lad at 5:52 - you can tell the way he hits the wall for help.

  • @321a1233
    @321a1233 Год назад +8

    3:05 the picnic table in the beer garden, like how 😂😂😂

    • @Jenjenilou
      @Jenjenilou 5 месяцев назад

      That was my favourite. Too funny. I think the girls had just got up, so there was no counter weight.

  • @anishadaley6662
    @anishadaley6662 2 года назад +157

    I love how confidently she karate kicked that car like it would do anything to stop it

    • @plonkast
      @plonkast 2 года назад

      She could have killed herself easily like that if she went a little bit more to the right and fell...

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Год назад +1

      There's only so much you can do when you weigh less than 80kg :(

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y Год назад +4

      @@John-rw9bv 80kg!? That’s like 200lbs lmao she’s probably like 50kg…

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Год назад +2

      @@E-A-Z-Y IDK man i'm fat, skinny people all look the same to me.

    • @rjsegedin7116
      @rjsegedin7116 Год назад +2

      @@E-A-Z-Y yeah, so? 50kg is less than 80kg

  • @ikerzuazaga6218
    @ikerzuazaga6218 2 года назад +55

    1:35 This guy deserves a Golden ball 🤣👌

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад +2

      Soon enough he turned into a Cinderace pokemon lol

  • @RandysRides
    @RandysRides 2 года назад +52

    Remember to always put a fire blanket 2 feet above and around the source. Let it breathe...stare at it....scream if you'd like.

    • @jamie7472
      @jamie7472 2 года назад +7

      They could have pushed the tray back in and closed the door. The fire would smother itself fairly quickly

    • @Jarok3
      @Jarok3 2 года назад +5

      @@jamie7472 sometimes, natural selection doesnt seem so bad after all..

    • @tregoboing
      @tregoboing 2 года назад +7

      also walk back and forth a couple of times, scientifically proven to extinguish flames.

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад

      In America we have 911 idiot help line.

    • @ZoonCrypticon
      @ZoonCrypticon 2 года назад +2

      I felt really sorry for the women. Fire is a thing not easy to control, especially if being surprised by it. Such incidents must be trained. Out of panic one does the stupidest things.

  • @ronniejunior6990
    @ronniejunior6990 2 года назад +56

    0:10 crazy that .... that woman thought she could stop the car with her leg😂😂

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 Год назад +8

    Lady with the shopping, "I'm done for save the shopping"
    Completely British

  • @hughmarcus1
    @hughmarcus1 2 года назад +11

    You gotta love the optimism of the last chap trying to get his Kia with half the front missing off the pole. 🤣

  • @gnobel
    @gnobel 2 года назад +21

    6:37 - That guy laughing at the mattress 😂

    • @TheCormTube
      @TheCormTube Год назад

      So contagious.

    • @MrsHyde92
      @MrsHyde92 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @twiistnutter
    @twiistnutter 2 года назад +58

    4:30 I'm sorry for laughing at your pain sir xD

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +20

      *Hwaaaarrguhhhh!*

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад +14

      Street Fighter death sound
      (forgot the character lol)

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 2 года назад +2

      Perfect time-line 👍.

    • @risingsun91
      @risingsun91 2 года назад +4

      Hilarious at 0.25x speed. Sounds like he never ends screaming

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 6 месяцев назад

      Pain is always funny if it's someone else 😂

  • @iancadwallender9779
    @iancadwallender9779 2 года назад +33

    Some of the laughing on this had me in stitches.REVERSE...REVERSE...no front wheel...brilliant
    Nice one

  • @MrHoarses
    @MrHoarses Год назад +13

    The boy who fell off the roof was grim...Hope he's OK. 100% his life changed in that moment.

  • @TheWillster14
    @TheWillster14 2 года назад +236

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a British person fall off a treadmill after trying to take off their hoodie, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @achim8239
      @achim8239 Год назад +6

      Keeping up the treadmill speed obviously needs visual control. Once you do not actually see where you are, your other senses turn out to be quite unreliable in this respect.

    • @nicfarrow
      @nicfarrow Год назад

      Spectacular precise logic! Highly commendable!

    • @gordon1545
      @gordon1545 11 месяцев назад

      No way of knowing if that clip was from the UK, of course. The compilation includes clips that are obviously from the US, South Africa, Ireland and the Netherlands, among others.

  • @DaSaster
    @DaSaster 2 года назад +32

    5:58
    Apparently russians are now from UK.

    • @angr3819
      @angr3819 8 месяцев назад +2

      Oh, it seems everyone is from the UK now. Or maybe the other way around and to the UK 😢

    • @cuddlepaws4423
      @cuddlepaws4423 7 месяцев назад

      The rest of the F*ckin world seems to be in the UK.

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 6 месяцев назад

      Maybe Russians live in the uk? Lol

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 года назад +208

    I wonder if she really thought throwing her leg up like that would stop that truck. Glad she didn't get hurt. Always fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +13

      "So, you leave me to roll away, kick me in the face and then let me slam into a brick wall... you can sodding well walk home for that!"

    • @storytimewithunclebill1998
      @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha. That's awesome

    • @lacavalloelmundo8295
      @lacavalloelmundo8295 2 года назад +5

      She should try with her hands and body weight. Instead of throwing her leg up. 😃🤔

    • @apfelsafteiswuerfel1
      @apfelsafteiswuerfel1 2 года назад +1

      Not even that.

    • @lacavalloelmundo8295
      @lacavalloelmundo8295 2 года назад

      @@davidearl1973 lol that's the safest way for sure 😃

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 2 года назад +376

    Makes me proud to be British

    • @CasuallyIncredible
      @CasuallyIncredible 2 года назад +21

      @JKH133 I'm proud to be part British 🇬🇧. Well I'm American 🇺🇸 but my ancestors well some of them are from the UK 🇬🇧.

    • @yy17782
      @yy17782 2 года назад +10

      🤮😂

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад +11

      Well so am i 🇦🇺

    • @KingsleyComanIsCool
      @KingsleyComanIsCool 2 года назад +11

      Z O what do you have against us

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 2 года назад +13

      *Bri'ish

  • @FailsWork
    @FailsWork Год назад +5

    That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 🤣🤣

  • @ploppill34
    @ploppill34 Год назад +4

    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

  • @phillwainewright4221
    @phillwainewright4221 2 года назад +42

    7:00 - That car has more sense than it's owner - it knows it shouldn't be parked right opposite a junction.

  • @leatherworkstation
    @leatherworkstation 2 года назад +34

    Thought this was just going to be footage of us going into polling stations...

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 года назад +84

    Dude looked defeated when he couldn't close his box on the back of his scooter. Had the crowd laughing hard. Must have been a bet. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @Ondriy_Suvar
      @Ondriy_Suvar 2 года назад +5

      В России для таких случаев придумали резинки с крючками. Судя по виду водителя скутера в Англии про такое не слышали.
      Да хотя-бы скотчем замотал!)

  • @Jo-hc8pm
    @Jo-hc8pm Год назад +4

    When the mattress came off the car it was a little funny but it was the bloke laughing about it that made me cry with laughter 🤣

  • @dailydriverdrops
    @dailydriverdrops Год назад +5

    4:19 - This guy is a true professional 🤣👍

  • @guss2099
    @guss2099 2 года назад +188

    As a foreign living in the U.K. for 16 years now, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. 😬

    • @horyzengaming3935
      @horyzengaming3935 2 года назад

      Seems everyone wants immigrate and live with us idiots though doesn't it. Surprising how many foreigners risk there lives everyday just to be with us idiots. Seems we are all idiots.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 2 года назад +6

      Me as living in EU i say its accurate too....

    • @chrispetritsch1291
      @chrispetritsch1291 2 года назад +1

      Well,duh!

    • @dkent3853
      @dkent3853 2 года назад +7

      As a person living. I can confirm.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 2 года назад

      foreigner.
      or
      foreign person.

  • @kaloyanradkov8962
    @kaloyanradkov8962 2 года назад +17

    "What a wanker!!" - would be an appropriate way to comment on atleast 50% of all those videos.... I love Brits!!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +2

      Where are you from?! It's always heartening and funny when people overseas know slang insults like that 😂

  • @naejttenroc6759
    @naejttenroc6759 2 года назад +37

    The Brits are funnier than anyone else.

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад +2

      NAH! Australians are far more funny! Now the Irish can do more funny alcohol related stunts.

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr 2 года назад +5

      @@423co Aussies are descendants of convict brits, so one in the same, shared brit/anglosphere roots.

    • @Gerardus1970
      @Gerardus1970 Год назад +1

      @@natureboy4397 Australians sound funny and are funnier. I agree about the Scots though, they sound funny, are funny and unlike the English don't moan about everything.

    • @Gerardus1970
      @Gerardus1970 Год назад +1

      @@dWFnZWVr Aussies are descendant from many diverse cultures other than English. 200 years ago sure, not today. A bit like the videos in this compilation - a good percentage of which weren't British.

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr Год назад +3

      @@Gerardus1970 Australia was an English penal colony 🙂

  • @willo300
    @willo300 Год назад +23

    Makes me proud to be British 🇬🇧

  • @sumdumguy8917
    @sumdumguy8917 Год назад +1

    Those last 2 lads with the smashed up kia were wired to the moon 🤣

  • @nathanmcbow158
    @nathanmcbow158 2 года назад +26

    5:50 ok now this is exactly what you should NOT be doing. First off if that is an actual fireproof blanket you can smother the flame with that, might be tricky on such a surface but still, do not just lay it on top like that, won´t do squat. Secondly DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW. That will just feed more air into the mix.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +2

      I thought it looked like a shower curtain 😂

    • @thynk-unlimited
      @thynk-unlimited 2 года назад +3

      If you have a lot of smoke in the house you better open the window for fresh air or you will pass out really soon..

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 2 года назад +1

      @David H nope i closed my door and my kitchen fire self extinguished the whole walls cupboards and ceiling were on fire i woke up to it closed the door went outside phoned 999 theyre where like 5 mins but there was no fire just the heat and everything chared

    • @sloppyjoe77
      @sloppyjoe77 2 года назад

      Everyone just make sure you know where your fire extinguisher is located and or beat the fuck out of that fire and lay and smolder that fire with that blanket like you are tryna kill it/suffocate it as long as It is a FIRE BLANKET THOUGH!

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 2 года назад

      What do you expect from woman honestly they wouldn't survive without men

  • @eaglekeeper7608
    @eaglekeeper7608 2 года назад +13

    This was the best fail army I’ve seen in ages. Great bunch of clips.

  • @Ooh_PieceOfCandy
    @Ooh_PieceOfCandy 2 года назад +15

    That mattress twerk had me rolling🤣

  • @FGX318
    @FGX318 2 года назад +8

    One if not the most funny and humor sensitive people of the world !! Go Brits !! 😂✌️✌️👍👍👍

  • @WilliamStockburn
    @WilliamStockburn Год назад +1

    "Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse..." absolutely killed me 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @aam50
    @aam50 2 года назад +34

    Nice to see there are some things us Brits still do really, really well. Just the laugh I needed today.

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад +1

      JOB WELL DONE!

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 2 года назад +22

    I love the British videos please can we have more, they always seem to be funnier and more genuine 😊😊

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад +3

      I agree....takes the heat off us yanks!

    • @daveholloway3278
      @daveholloway3278 Год назад +1

      Yep can confirm that brits aren't the sharpest tools in the box.

    • @robair67
      @robair67 Год назад

      @@daveholloway3278 we have a box? Why am I never informed about these things?

    • @darrenfalconer3267
      @darrenfalconer3267 Год назад +1

      @@daveholloway3278 90% of fail videos are American falling up or down steps. I'd say they have the win for not being he brightest

    • @Sswervyy
      @Sswervyy 6 месяцев назад

      @@darrenfalconer3267 triggered much? its not that serious...

  • @Jega-SzaboAron
    @Jega-SzaboAron 2 года назад +9

    6:39 Now I understand what the memory mattress really means 😂😂😂

  • @hyrenaj2888
    @hyrenaj2888 2 года назад +23

    6:05 poor dude's just trying to make a living with a job that pays nothing and those dudes were laughing their asses off...

  • @a_finnese_thepak365
    @a_finnese_thepak365 Год назад +2

    1:36 😂😂😂😂 what a legend 🤣

  • @Jeffcrocodile
    @Jeffcrocodile 2 года назад +10

    we need a british only spinoff, this was pure gold. REVERSE!

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker 2 года назад

      Ironically that clip was most likely Scottish and not British.

    • @true282
      @true282 2 года назад +4

      @@danjwalker The Scottish are British.

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker Год назад

      @@Blackcartcrafts Traitor! Geographically you're British but culturally you're not. William Wallace would be ashamed and yes, I'm absolutely taking the piss.

  • @GreenLars
    @GreenLars 2 года назад +33

    Can we confirm that the guys falling into the canal in Amsterdam was brits? (There was an Amsterdam sign there at least 🤣)

    • @Zooz.
      @Zooz. 2 года назад +9

      this doesn't need confirmation, have you ever been to Amsterdam? who else could it be

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 2 года назад +6

      Can confirm, although it is Amsterdam, it is definately Brits, although the video in what I think is a fast food restaurant I don't believe is In Britain and same with the American football guys. Were not really allowed alcohol in stands for most sports😂😂

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 2 года назад +4

      Plus the guys playing basketball, that doesn't look British at all, I could be wrong though

    • @92JinKazama
      @92JinKazama Год назад +1

      ​@@matthewswann2525That's Russian.

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 Год назад

      @@92JinKazama yeah that's what I thought, wasn't 100% though

  • @IBM_Museum
    @IBM_Museum 2 года назад +5

    @2:54 - "Both of our 'birds' [who were seated on the other side of the picnic table] are very pretty, congrats Bro!"

  • @synalodoko4008
    @synalodoko4008 Год назад +4

    I love the confidence of the grandpa with his grandson 😹😹

  • @mraldridge7612
    @mraldridge7612 Год назад +1

    Absolutely brilliant, the lad that went of the roof had me rolling 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍🏻

  • @nigeljames6017
    @nigeljames6017 2 года назад +20

    As a Brit, I want you to know that losing beer / lager is not a laughing matter 😢.
    Hell, great compilation anyway !

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 2 года назад +1

      @@number1fen Pure horror. Lol.

    • @LiftFan
      @LiftFan 2 года назад +7

      Especially at a stadium where it's probably £7 a pint

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад

      So.......how do the IRISH handle something like that? Do tell?

    • @robm3007
      @robm3007 Год назад

      Losing one beer is bad enough but the defeated bow to the floor says it all prob spent alot on them also lots time waiting in line and looks like climbed up most of the steps untill well disaster 🏳🏳🏳🙏🙏 but who ever they were for (not all for him ) shame on u for not rushing to grab a couple pints👎

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp Год назад

      @@number1fen watch yourself there. or you might just find your car suddenly turned explosive

  • @bobbrown3471
    @bobbrown3471 2 года назад +21

    0:11 did you really think kicking the car would stop it like?

    • @etherealoblivion892
      @etherealoblivion892 Год назад +4

      Woman being woman

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Год назад

      @@etherealoblivion892 You're a hateful sexist but are you also a sex offender & rapist?
      She was reducing it's momentum so that there'd be less damage.

    • @Dude-dk5jg
      @Dude-dk5jg Год назад

      She thinks she's an anime character

  • @southerncomfortuk
    @southerncomfortuk Год назад +1

    Omg I must stop watching these at night. The shrieks of laughter coming out of my room will wake the neighbours 🤣

  • @ඇස්තටික්
    @ඇස්තටික් 2 года назад +6

    0.13 damn that kick though😂

  • @troye.1309
    @troye.1309 2 года назад +12

    3:13 The five-second-rule ALWAYS applies!

  • @iamjimb
    @iamjimb Год назад +5

    0:12 props to her, tried to stop the van with her body. That could have gone a lot worse lol

  • @5ixrecaps
    @5ixrecaps 2 года назад

    00:00 New Funny and Fail Videos 2023 😂 ↗️

  • @campervanman5340
    @campervanman5340 Год назад +1

    The fact no one helped the guy with the beer is the real barometer on how far society has fallen, sickening to watch.

  • @skylined5534
    @skylined5534 2 года назад +8

    1:18
    Couldn't unclip from his SPDs in time 😂

  • @MarkedMoneyTech
    @MarkedMoneyTech 2 года назад +3

    Love Brits!

  • @bigc6621
    @bigc6621 2 года назад +15

    I think we've now learned not to take off hoodies while on a treadmill.

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад

      OH YEAH???? Try taking one off on the stools at the pub!

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Год назад

      Sadly this is a lesson people will have to learn the hard way.
      Over & over & over again.

  • @reddog9161
    @reddog9161 2 года назад +1

    Worst part of this whole video was the cross grain sanding at 20 seconds, made me flinch more than anything else hahah

  • @Braceletswithme2011
    @Braceletswithme2011 Год назад +1

    4:31 DAYUM I FELT THAT LAD 💀

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 2 года назад +6

    01:24 And this is why I use flat pedals on my road bike. For all the tiny advantage clipless gives you, they’re just not worth ending up on the floor like that! 😂

  • @Firehawk0469
    @Firehawk0469 2 года назад +13

    The dude laughing hysterically at the motorcycle guy who can’t fit his parcel in the storage pod was awesome

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Год назад +1

      He actually could have by rotating the boxes, because they are not square, so it's like he knows they should fit... and yet.. they do not.

  • @stup4501
    @stup4501 Год назад +5

    Someone laughing so hard about a mattress falling off a car has given me a good start my day 6:37

  • @myview5840
    @myview5840 2 года назад +40

    What happened with the mc donalds order? Did her card refuse? Why not charge her before cooking the order? Confused.

    • @MarvMarvensen
      @MarvMarvensen 2 года назад

      Guess she got declined because of the "mask" she was wearing.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 2 года назад +5

      I'm so confused with that one too... I've ALWAYS had to pay before getting my food. And that looked like the entire cart was full... I've done giant orders for groups/events and usually you aren't going to a register anyway, you would normally coordinate with the manager the day before and it would be handled differently

    • @ivaneames4354
      @ivaneames4354 2 года назад +5

      The way she looked at the guy behind her and he shook his head made me think it was a pay it forward thing and she was seriously taking the piss. She had paid for the person in front of her and was now expecting the guy to pay for her over the top order but he wasn't having it. The fact that he sated when she left tells me they weren't together. That's the problem with pay it forward, the person you are expected to pay for could have bought more than you and so you would be paying more than you would have been and if you refuse you get abuse from some quarters. Though if that was the case here then that was just selfish greed on the woman's part and she rightfully got humiliated for it. Either way, what a waste of food.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +6

      Also, that's in the USA definitely not the UK!

    • @Lfar59
      @Lfar59 2 года назад +6

      He was proposing. That's why he was on his knee.

  • @Claudiopoiares
    @Claudiopoiares 2 года назад +12

    1:11 we just learned that the UK has conquered Amsterdam. 😅

    • @TobyMax853
      @TobyMax853 2 года назад

      That was a Brit being an idiot in Amsterdam 😅

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 2 года назад

      Agree. It’s SO obviously Amsterdam!

    • @tricky1581
      @tricky1581 2 года назад

      And your point is? It's Amsterdam not Mars, millions of Brits visit Netherlands every year.
      Video title is about Brits doing dumb shit, it's not a video of Brits doing dumb shit only in the British Isles!

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 2 года назад +1

      @@AtheistOrphan although I'm 90% certain I remember the video and it's Brits in Amsterdam, it's a common holiday destination for many, although their is 2 other video outside Britain in this 100% without Brits in from what I can tell.

  • @Samfry523
    @Samfry523 2 года назад +11

    1:01 Ah yes. Time to remove your long-sleeve shirt while running on an active treadmill. Surely nothing bad can come of that.

  • @danjwalker
    @danjwalker 2 года назад +9

    I said this once and I'll say it again, FailArmy needs a FailArmy Aftermath channel that shows what happened after the incident or even track people down in these videos to interview them about their infamous moment.

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад +2

      I agree! OR....consider this, play the video in it's entirety?

    • @matthiasburger2315
      @matthiasburger2315 Год назад

      And what about "what happened BEFORE " ?

  • @markebedwell9973
    @markebedwell9973 2 года назад +1

    Love that flying karate kick on the van, hahaha 😆

  • @jordigarcia6493
    @jordigarcia6493 2 года назад +13

    0:35 It's a boy!

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 2 года назад +22

    3:28 - Wait, what was the McDonald's one supposed to be about?

    • @voxelemur
      @voxelemur 2 года назад +6

      That's what I'm wondering. Maybe something to do with the literal shopping cart filled with fast food?

    • @ivaneames4354
      @ivaneames4354 2 года назад +6

      The guy had what looked to be a ring box in his hand at the start so it looks like he was proposing and it didn't go well.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 2 года назад +4

      @@voxelemur maybe she was buying a ton of food and people were mad at her because she was taking way too long, and then she said fuck it and left all the food there and stormed off? Or maybe it's something completely different and unrelated to the food lol

    • @Willou445
      @Willou445 2 года назад +4

      I think the guy proposed…

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 2 года назад +4

      Idk but I don't even think it's British, the signs and that don't look very British around plus not one white or Asian person from what I see, that and I can't hear any British accents

  • @finlaymclellan8754
    @finlaymclellan8754 2 года назад +42

    I think FailArmy needs an atlas as a few of those aren't in the UK.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +12

      I don't think it matters as long as the subject material us British people regardless of location.
      Edit:
      OK OK... I take it back! There was definitely a clip of Russians... in Russia!😂
      I'm going to leave me comment up as an ode to not watching the full video before commenting as there were quite a few non UK non Brit videos here, still good though!

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 2 года назад

      At least four... Certainly Amsterdam aint in the UK...

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets 2 года назад

      Yeah right, next you'll be saying all their fails from 2023 are from other years and that we've seen them dozens of times.

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 2 года назад +2

      @@gijgij4541 Amsterdam one is Brits though, in Amsterdam, I'm pretty sure the basketball and the black ladies in a fast food restaurant looking place ain't the UK, idk about the American football stand and beers either, not many follow American football here, plus we aren't allowed beer in stands for most places now

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад

      Well......I fell for it...got me again! Still funny.

  • @earlmarney
    @earlmarney Год назад +1

    The one of the guy throwing his shoe at the basketball was LOL funny--all 12 times I watched it.

  • @gwmkiwi
    @gwmkiwi 2 года назад +2

    The Brits are always the best

  • @Betts711
    @Betts711 2 года назад +12

    That was so hilarious I had to watch twice 😂

    • @dreifunf9675
      @dreifunf9675 2 года назад

      Same with me, that was a good laugh

  • @Celtic4ever
    @Celtic4ever 2 года назад +5

    That guy just yeeted his shoe like a madman

  • @Kratos-005
    @Kratos-005 Год назад +7

    1:47 is why Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧

  • @joshuabrophy4585
    @joshuabrophy4585 Год назад +1

    4:32 bro just disappeared
    Edit: Dude, shut up, it didn't hurt THAT bad

  • @kyronking4771
    @kyronking4771 Год назад +2

    actually laughed out loud at the girl trying to fly kick her 2 ton van back up the drive way , loololol

  • @tsrgoinc
    @tsrgoinc 2 года назад +10

    Not all of us Brits but we can take a joke 🇬🇧 😆🤣

    • @423co
      @423co 2 года назад

      AS ALL MANKIND SHOULD!

    • @j_c2225
      @j_c2225 Год назад

      @@423co I love how you Aussies and Scot’s are obsessed with England 😂

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 6 месяцев назад

      Literally every country has this stuff happen.

  • @ihmesekoilua
    @ihmesekoilua 2 года назад +6

    those last guys looked like they may need a purple burglar alarm.

  • @interceptor-ss8kb
    @interceptor-ss8kb Год назад +27

    McDonald's one isn't British

  • @leeauld4216
    @leeauld4216 Год назад +1

    4:29 us Brits attempting a remake of Spiderman.

  • @Manos-de-Piedra
    @Manos-de-Piedra Год назад

    “ Reverse reverse “. Meanwhile the car is absolutely wrecked 😂😂😂

  • @europeclips44
    @europeclips44 8 месяцев назад +4

    that mattress went flying

  • @Flo-ris
    @Flo-ris 2 года назад +10

    1:11 That's people falling in the canal in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  2 года назад +10

      Yes but it's British people falling over.

  • @SirToby9119
    @SirToby9119 2 года назад +48

    The brits really know how to entertain 👌

    • @IrishBorussen
      @IrishBorussen 2 года назад +5

      5:27 is Irish. Not British. No affiliation whatsoever 🇮🇪

    • @zackpenhaligon9904
      @zackpenhaligon9904 2 года назад +2

      @@IrishBorussen Northern Irish, part of the UK 😏😉

    • @IrishBorussen
      @IrishBorussen 2 года назад +3

      @@zackpenhaligon9904 Their accent suggests its Limerick or something. So it's definitely Ireland...

  • @hfweuiofnweuio500
    @hfweuiofnweuio500 Год назад +2

    people really think they can kick back a car rolling at them like they are superman.