Man I still watch the old episodes n it brings me tears of joy , Joey is really like all our uncles we never asked for he just has that natural role in life n I’m internally grateful ❤
Bro I’ve been watching for 4 years straight Joey still gets me crying even if I’ve seen it again I’ll get stoned and it’s brand new laughing my balls off
I too, regularly come back to these "Joey & Lee" episodes because Joey's best stories about comedy, Life, drugs etc Joey imparts so much wisdom and I hope they leave these up for us fans forever. You're guys got me all misty eye' d cocksuckas but you're both so right. Tremendous!
@derickvialpondo3924 I don't remember what they were called. They're not made to induce heart attacks, they're made to help you survive until paramedics get there to do what they do. It felt like my heart was working overtime. I had experience with your typical illegal uppers but this was something else. 0 good feelings, 100% heart pumping harder than ever before for about 4 hours.
I've been going back into the vault of the church and I'll say this I love the podcasts with just joey and lee and when Andrew Dice Clay calls your personal phone and u get a compliment like that it has to blow your head up so big but uncle joey takes it like a man and went on with the show. Just tremendous work love ya both, maybe in the future yall two can get another podcast going just for old time sake if nothing else.
"The past tense for an additional application of tart. I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige" -Urban Dictionary nice man
59.50 yes, Joey we understand. The more you understand the better you can plan. Even if you are only part of the process. Thanks for the stories! You are an inspiration!🙌🏽
Happy 400th Uncle Joey & Lee...OH SHIT! You guys should take "call-in's" for a small portion of the Church Podcasts, it would be hilarious to hear Uncle Joey handle some AHole or nasty callers!
I drank it a lot when I was an alcoholic. I even traveled with it, I was banging an ex con pot and acid dealer and woke up one morning to her kids asking what it was after finding it. She said "it's what babies drink." I'm glad I'm not an alcoholic anymore.
Over the decades I’ve had homes and storage units. Lost everything multiple times. 1 or 2 of the times were my fault. The rest were circumstances beyond my control. I learned the less you have, the less you have to lose. I no longer strive to have anything anymore. I’m better off with.nothing
59:00 Such a coincidence that I am a 19-year-old boy working construction but for the last two weeks has been doing electrical with our personal electrician to learn all the tricks of the trade
I'm out on the balcony talkin on my cell phone and I say hold one sec I take two hits off the roach and put it back in the flower pot. "It's not him" 😆😂 roach bandit!
Yo the spot around a buck fifteen where lee's went back in and took the sound out for copy reasons.. joy's wavin his hands around smilin with no sound HAAA top ten funniest shit and it happened only b'c they had to come back and take the sound out. Somebody meem that shit
Everything you guys talk about I end up laughing at. Joey's joke's are freaking hilarious. And lees laugh's that are never predictable. But guys! Guy's? Please the dancing during this video. Lol
i wonder if lee takes notes of joey overweight stories and how he feels at 50 sum, hope he gets it together hes to young to be in such shape, wish the best for him! hes such a nice guy
Ron Burgandy lol, but hey look at his father. He isn't a large guy. Lee also eats stars of death like candy, and those are full of sugar. I'm guessing Lee just loves food.
I'm fucking howling in my apartment my neighbors are banging on the walls, I was sick the exact same way this week on the same day as him. Still recovering over here hahaha
It's fucking bullshit how they make apartment but they don't make the walls soundproof it should be criminal to put people that close together and without soundproof walls
I drank it a lot when I was an alcoholic. I even traveled with it, I was banging an ex con pot and acid dealer and woke up one morning to her kids asking what it was after finding it. She said "it's what babies drink." I'm glad I'm not an alcoholic anymore.
Man I still watch the old episodes n it brings me tears of joy , Joey is really like all our uncles we never asked for he just has that natural role in life n I’m internally grateful ❤
Bro I’ve been watching for 4 years straight Joey still gets me crying even if I’ve seen it again I’ll get stoned and it’s brand new laughing my balls off
I too, regularly come back to these "Joey & Lee" episodes because Joey's best stories about comedy, Life, drugs etc Joey imparts so much wisdom and I hope they leave these up for us fans forever.
You're guys got me all misty eye' d cocksuckas but you're both so right. Tremendous!
Watch over and over never bothers
You should be "eternally grateful". "Internally"? What, have you learned nothing!!!????
@@toddmorrissey8372 can you say the same for the rest ?
Jesus I miss lee and Joey together, glad they’re both doing well tho!
Yeah... :(
Yeah he fuck up Joey. He lost all popularity after the splitting I never even watched a video
DD
what happened?
@@NiVoMediaSolutions I heard he ate the last weed-laced meatball and that sent Joey over the edge
The good old days. I love listening to these throwback episodes
“We’re going deep. It’s the 400th episode. People are stealing pills from their grandmother.” 😂😂
I've actually done that and regretted so much when I realized they were heart attack pills, after I took them already of course
Same but vicodins and she wasn't missing em trust me cocksucka! She had big bottles stashed! Doc handed em out like camdy
@@Ervinabrahamianhey at least you saved her from a heart attack … why tf would someone make heart attack pills?
@derickvialpondo3924 I don't remember what they were called. They're not made to induce heart attacks, they're made to help you survive until paramedics get there to do what they do. It felt like my heart was working overtime. I had experience with your typical illegal uppers but this was something else. 0 good feelings, 100% heart pumping harder than ever before for about 4 hours.
Going deep watching the old church episodes at work jerking off cappuccino style under my desk. Tremendous!!!
I've been going back into the vault of the church and I'll say this I love the podcasts with just joey and lee and when Andrew Dice Clay calls your personal phone and u get a compliment like that it has to blow your head up so big but uncle joey takes it like a man and went on with the show. Just tremendous work love ya both, maybe in the future yall two can get another podcast going just for old time sake if nothing else.
1 year later and Joey gets Lee on the new podcast fairly regularly. Super happy for Lee because he lost all that weight!
@@rene9892 I didn’t recognize him at first
LMAO Lee coughing up a storm after that bong hit was hysterical😂
Nick P. ruclips.net/video/BXNPBi-Kh9Q/видео.html
Nice bong smoking I really like smoking weed while watching other people smoke weed I know it's stupid but I like it
@@BlazRa yes it Is stupid. So is you trying to trick people by commenting with two diferrent accounts idiot.
@@BlazRa sameee
I love it when he mixes up his words 😂 .. “‘guy rest his piece “ ...rewatching all the episodes..2020 ..love from Dc/Westbmore -Jay Champ-
Hey. I'm a PG COUNTY & West B More guy myself. Much love bro.
Hi hjay champ much mlovf from Al the way from Idaho i listen to these episodes while i p
As a guy who lives in Japan, the fact Joey Diaz got so triggered about fish had me rolling 😂
Love how you live in Japan and use American slang
@@txrns-7990 he didn't say he was from Japan he just lives there
@@Mr.NewVegas420 that's a solid move in my opinion Japan is the best Asian Nation
@@Mr.NewVegas420 some weirdo yt dude who’s into Asian chicks
I still love these old casts uncle joe! "back in the jungle where i belong", killin me bro
I am going to say this right now, this podcast has been the ultimate source of Comedy while I’m high on weed.
Joey falling asleep during Andrew Dice Clays phone phone call is tremendous lmao. In the murky waters
Tremendous
Overstated get some sleep
Really is Tremendous
Fookin tremendous momos
Love watching the old vids man wish we can go back in time and relive our lives
Miss these episodes just Joey and lee.. lee gotta miss Joey so much
1:21:20 Say what Lee?! Haha. 400 podcasts in and still killing it! Congrats lads
You never put red sauce on a clam and SUCKED THAT MUTHAFUCKA??! Lmao I love Joey and lee classics!
Everynight i turn on joeyz podcast, close my eyes and wake up in the morning
Same brother
Same here
Count me in 🫡 2/7/24
Glad I’m not the only one
"Eat a piece of fish and 2 egg yolks and see what happens to your body" - Fat man coughs
Funny fuckin comment
Dude..fat man coughs..rolling for 5 mins
I love fish
I get anxious when Lee talks
Everybody does! He talks like he is 2 breaths away from a heart attack
"Here look listen, were all tryin to be fuckin individuals here, at this time of fakeness" Joey you drop some gold from time to time.
Feel better joey and congratulations to u and lee on #400.Thank you!!!
I use to listen to this to help cope from my uncle molesting me. Weve since had 37 children and were doing good
I don't know why, but I laughed so much a Joey saying "and shrimp" 😂
Im deep into the murky waters and uncle Joey is keeping me a float right now 😂
Shits about to get wavy baby
Uncle Joey is the best!He became 1 of my top 5 faves!Im so glad I found out about him
Watchn an old Church for the hell of it. 06/13/2021. Had a few drinks, saw a few things. OneLoveChurchFam!!
What’d you see Ray?
@@Bobbyfreise Three good men are dead.
crazy drunkin cheeseburger & liquor party gone wrong.
RIP MUSTARD TIGER.
That episode was fire@@100canadianmaplestirup8
Happy 400th podcast cock suckas! "I was half retarted when I was twenty"
"The past tense for an additional application of tart.
I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige" -Urban Dictionary
nice man
Lee: "Aw, forty bucks? I would have done that every day" lol
Lee dancing is the best😂 love him and joey
glad to see u recovered from the half flu joey. keep up the great stories and wisdom . luv the church! cant forget lee, keep up the good times guys,
59.50 yes, Joey we understand. The more you understand the better you can plan. Even if you are only part of the process. Thanks for the stories! You are an inspiration!🙌🏽
The church, Freaking best ever, I still comeback just to listen to Joey
I'll miss this so much
Happy 400th Uncle Joey & Lee...OH SHIT! You guys should take "call-in's" for a small portion of the Church Podcasts, it would be hilarious to hear Uncle Joey handle some AHole or nasty callers!
Happy 400th, you bad bad ninjas!
Givn a rewatch to some old Churches. ✌️OneLove Church Fam
These are the best episode... just Joey and Lee choppin it up
1:04:55 After “that’s great” watch him jump and reach for the volume as Joey jumps through his ears 😂😂
I love these conversations
The biggest loss during this pandemic is these chats on the church 😪
Make Pedialyte ice cubes. As a mother of 5, it is a life saver. If you have 4 ice cube trays, one of them should always be Pedialyte. ☺❤
Myself and quite a few more folks are diggin' this tip thank you! ❤️
I drank it a lot when I was an alcoholic. I even traveled with it, I was banging an ex con pot and acid dealer and woke up one morning to her kids asking what it was after finding it. She said "it's what babies drink." I'm glad I'm not an alcoholic anymore.
Nothing but love and positivity when I watch this podcast!!!!!! Fuck yeah.
Over the decades I’ve had homes and storage units. Lost everything multiple times. 1 or 2 of the times were my fault. The rest were circumstances beyond my control. I learned the less you have, the less you have to lose. I no longer strive to have anything anymore. I’m better off with.nothing
The pitch of Lee’s cry laugh amazes me 2:16:20
59:00 Such a coincidence that I am a 19-year-old boy working construction but for the last two weeks has been doing electrical with our personal electrician to learn all the tricks of the trade
Good job Pay Dro G!
Master a trade.
Feed yourself & your family
"Shocking", is what it really is. Ba-dum-pah!!
Congrats to the flying Jew and El Diablo Diaz from Germany! Like a Doctah!
You gentile mooks.
You know English...what are you doing in naziville?
51:31 He was sweating profushushly lol.
The joint has been great but nothing beats the church!
Dice and Joey would be amazing as Co-Hosts of a podcast
man tht was a ghost tht made tht sound @ 8:15 lol
the second half of this is so funny its amazing
Iconic podcast episode
Joey and Lee still 🔥🔥🔥 in 2022
I'm out on the balcony talkin on my cell phone and I say hold one sec I take two hits off the roach and put it back in the flower pot. "It's not him" 😆😂 roach bandit!
Love these episodes. Came back to curb some anxiety. Look how fn ripped they are 😂😂
LEE rips it like a master.
I really wish they didn't edit out the music in these videos but it's also kind of hilarious watching them Bob around and make gestures to silence
1:38:50 joey cares for lee so much like a son real love
Yo the spot around a buck fifteen where lee's went back in and took the sound out for copy reasons.. joy's wavin his hands around smilin with no sound HAAA top ten funniest shit and it happened only b'c they had to come back and take the sound out. Somebody meem that shit
Everything you guys talk about I end up laughing at. Joey's joke's are freaking hilarious. And lees laugh's that are never predictable. But guys! Guy's? Please the dancing during this video. Lol
This podcast makes me feel like im back in LA
1:16:52 that bong killed me!
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That's the rules isn't it?
When Joey does one, you do one?
These guys got me through a lot of tough days. Love ya both.
Who’s here 2023!!!?? MUCH LOVE COCO
2024
May 2024
Indochino suits are amazing Joey
My two most favorite people in the world
i wonder if lee takes notes of joey overweight stories and how he feels at 50 sum, hope he gets it together hes to young to be in such shape, wish the best for him! hes such a nice guy
hey good for him, i havent been watching long enough to know that! good on him!
He's doing kettlebells but something isn't right. I have a feeling it is diet.
Takes a complete change to redesign your body. Adding kettle bells and occasional meal changes doesn't cut it. But I'm like a mini Lee so fuck it
Ron Burgandy lol, but hey look at his father. He isn't a large guy. Lee also eats stars of death like candy, and those are full of sugar. I'm guessing Lee just loves food.
+Trane Sonic it was a joke jeez I love lee
Timeless classic 400
I'm fucking howling in my apartment my neighbors are banging on the walls, I was sick the exact same way this week on the same day as him. Still recovering over here hahaha
It's fucking bullshit how they make apartment but they don't make the walls soundproof it should be criminal to put people that close together and without soundproof walls
Loving these old ones. These two are Gold together
Dice 🎲 a Legend
Guys. I can snap my fingers pretty well. But how on earth does Joey produce that much sound with snapping his fingers. Tremendous.
also the mic next to him
I've seen his standup and he has gorilla hands. Their huge fingers so his snaps are loud.
I miss these episodes
“ You’re never high enough ”- Joey Diaz
Wish i could sit in on a session with these guys
You do
@Johnny Chan aces over
Can't wait for episode 420
"40 bucks? i woulda been there every day." lee is so fucking hilarious
Whaaaatsssuuupppp. I miss the old days walking to my farm turning in the horses back to the barn and listening to Joey while smoking a jay
Dice sounded like he was in his bag haha legend
Joey lowering his voice and Lee gigglin.... Comfy AF this episode! 1:34:00 LOL :D
The roach bandit story top 10 Joey stories😆
"First off, if anybody knows anything about anything, you gotta Pedia Lite that bitch...." lmfaooooooo dead 😅
I drank it a lot when I was an alcoholic. I even traveled with it, I was banging an ex con pot and acid dealer and woke up one morning to her kids asking what it was after finding it. She said "it's what babies drink." I'm glad I'm not an alcoholic anymore.
It's about 4 o clock
@1:36:30 Joey Diaz can make a mispriced carton of coconut water sound like a mob heist.
his squeaks are to funny
18:40 Dice Clay praising Uncle Joey in Church. A divine directive
"her and I get along very well 😏✡️" fucking Lee 😂
this is a all time great pod by coco
The part about Joey talkin about sticking your finger down your throat "why play that game" 😂😂 this man is my spirit animal lmfao
Brilliant Joey with the roach 😂😂
11:48 Joey: "X marks the spot" -tremendous!
are you kidding!?! I can't wait to see uncle Joey and that lineup! see you in jersey!
love the Dice plug, kmao
1:15:07 Church Cheers 400!
... my boy Dylan, my son... got me all fuxkd up... 😂
1:16:34 lmfao I love u uncle joey
Listening July 2022
THANK YOU UNCLE JOEY !!!
Joey 'I always have an escape route...Im worse than Spiderman' Diaz.
1:34:34
Lee's body is starting to morph into the same shape as Joeys
i love this. thank you. Peace.