marcusesepisode I don't think it's mean after all it's only an avgn video. And with the cuts on this scene you obviously see that the kid weren't here when the nerd curse :3
Thats because its supposed to be a multiplayer game, and the sequel is going to have multiplayer on at all times. Its just very awkward at delivering the multiplayer end.
Kurt Horsting "and the sequel is going to have multiplayer on at all times" I might be wrong, but I think Darksouls 1 already is "multiplayer on at all times".
But she does let you watch it. I wouldn't let my kids watch this. Not because of all the cussing, but because kids don't understand this kind of frustration nor should they be exposed to it. Wait until you're in your 20's, you'll really start to understand these videos. Kids should just enjoy their ignorance.
What a treat to get a new AVGN video every other day! I've watched all your stuff from the beginning, for FREE (thanks). I'm going to order your DVDs, it's really the least I can do for all this amazing quality entertainment you brought to me. Keep it up man!
"hitting your mark is like trying to piss into a shot glass that's spinning on a record player that's strapped to a cheetah's back while you're riding a unicycle on a tightrope blindfolded." one of his best quotes. It was in the transformers episode so I can understand why it wasn't in here.
besides game glitches (another favorite of mine) this was the first AVGN episode i watched. I was dying of laughter, as it had all his best moments in one video. This video forever cemented me as an AVGN fan, and every once in a while i'll go on a marathon for a week or so and watch 10-20 episodes, like im doing right now!
"It's not chocolate, nor is it poop. It's shit!" Fucking poetic, and I mean that
+Killhelm II
Agreed.
True
Nerd should have given them some LJN games, same thing.
+Taikapeke yes ljn sucks is fucking shit
Freaking love this quote.
Always loved in the TMNT rant how he ends it with "and I don't like it" it's the best.
In an alternate universe, AVGN will have to experience all these things he says he would rather experience at the end of his life.
Steve Dyssal That will be the worst thing anyone will ever see.
Example: "I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than play this game."
Now that would be hellish lol
in this case he would be saying that he’d rather play dr jekyll and mr hyde
The nerd would rather go to that universe
When he says 'I'd Rather' You know you're in for a laugh.
I owe most of my inspiration for creative swearing from this guy.
WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK is my favorite to use at work with idiots lol
Him and UHF are a big reason I wanted to be a tv station owner and make my own shows and cartoons.
AVGN is the reason I started saying "Fuckfarts!" and "Shitload of Fuck!"
I think he was in the Navy.
You know what's REALLY FUNNY? I actually started saying Fuckballs BEFORE I KNEW WHO AVGN WAS. Tell me. That that. Isn't. FUCKING. FUNNY.
"That's not chocolate, nor is it poop! IT'S SHIT!" I CAN'T BREATHE!
That one was actually kind of mean, you know?
What will the kids do when they bring it home say to there mom. Hay bitch want a milkshake.
No, I'm saying it's misjudging children. They're human beings with common sense. They're not robots....
marcusesepisode
I don't think it's mean after all it's only an avgn video.
And with the cuts on this scene you obviously see that the kid weren't here when the nerd curse :3
Ravage669 the kid’s face when he said poop though XD
It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it.
Arguably my favorite line in all of AVGN.
😂😂😂
I would 100% buy that T-Shirt and wear it proudly!
I’m not getting a phone
Fred Fuchs became a myth..
Why does he say the F word every time he sees that name?
ZeldaACFan17 because it’s Fred motherfuckin’ Fuchs
And it’s only a joke he can read, it’s just AVGN mythology
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Its a German name and Fuchs means Fox. Thats why i cant laught about it 😅
"have a pause button!"
tell that to dark souls.
Thats because its supposed to be a multiplayer game, and the sequel is going to have multiplayer on at all times. Its just very awkward at delivering the multiplayer end.
Kurt Horsting
"and the sequel is going to have multiplayer on at all times"
I might be wrong, but I think Darksouls 1 already is "multiplayer on at all times".
zelda 2 was the dark souls of the 80's. *sudden realization*
Cookie Dynamics Not if I disconnect from the internet it wont.
Bailey Young Unless your speed running, not having the threat of invasion hurts the spirit of the game.
My mom doesn't like me watching these videos. Every time my grandmother comes over she makes me put on my headphones.
My parents doesn't give a shit >_
But she does let you watch it. I wouldn't let my kids watch this. Not because of all the cussing, but because kids don't understand this kind of frustration nor should they be exposed to it. Wait until you're in your 20's, you'll really start to understand these videos. Kids should just enjoy their ignorance.
*****
Yeah. what's your conflict?
Hey Guys, This Is My New Name One must be painfully ignorant if they can't fully understand these videos until they are in their 20s.
Hey Guys, This Is My New Name One must be painfully ignorant if they can't fully understand these videos until they are in their 20s.
I'm surprised the "only one guy, no continues" rant from Dick Tracy where he screams into the pillow and then drills the cartridge isn't on this list.
It should be number 1
That one is easily my favorite avgn moment, it's so quick but hilarious
That one’s in Top 10 Moments the Nerd Lost His Mind, I think
Fred Fuchs is never gonna get old
"like..THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF!!"
lol he gets so pissed
12:37 a timeless classic
Imagine dr jekyll and mr hyde LJN edit on the R Zone with controls of dark castle and made by Fred Fuchs
+Comment_User Oh, FUCK NO!!!!!
And with ghe logic of silver surfer,made by fred fuchs and everytime you die you get elektrocuded by mecha godzillas mechanical weiner
And remade on Tiger.
And you control it with the power glove
You made me physically shutter...well done
Number 9 is comedy gold.
"I'd rather 69 a grizzly bear,"
I always though the batman one was one of the most intense rant he did.
If he updated this, he'd have to add his Tiger wrist game and football rants.
And being sedated by a gameboy
Don't forget Power Rangers.
How did he get through number 20 without laughing his ass off? LOL
I got through it...
Emma Buenaga what about the 10th Rant?, That Reminds me of the Hilarious Ghostbusters Movie.
I know it was so funny
Hunter Menard say what would happen if the "Well maybe my theory is correct" clip if the Ghostbusters Rant, pops up. that will put him to his senses.
Usama Zahid That would have been interesting
"Oh and the Mario game.. THAT ONE SUCKS TOO!" xDDD
CD-I SUCKS!
Yep, "the games suck so bad, he makes up his own words".
I have always wondered how much James' neighbours complain about all the swearing
maybe he doesn't have neighbours. maybeeeeeeeeeee
Isn't he played these games in his basement?
It's as worthless as that LJN poster that I have behind me. I died!
You shouldn't be watching this Boo...
God AVGN just never gets old. Been a fan of his since he started. Keep it up James.
3:45 Should've included all that as a stage in AVGN Adventures. XD
Calham64 OMG yesss!!!
They actually put this in the AVGN video game. Even the AVGN was like "What was I thinking?!"
12:58 where did the hair go?! where did the hair go?!
If Fred Fuchs is alive id love him to be a guest or something lol!
wish granted.
@@Princeofno1 Really?
Dick Tracy is the best rant ever. Just listen to James let it all out
13:06 "It sucking fucks" then he says "It fucking sucks."
“It’s so bad, it sucks. It’s so fuckin’ suck, it fucks.” Nothing beats this.
Even Chuck Norris can't crap through his pants.
yes he can
ONE LIFE?! NO CONTINUES?!?!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a treat to get a new AVGN video every other day!
I've watched all your stuff from the beginning, for FREE (thanks). I'm going to order your DVDs, it's really the least I can do for all this amazing quality entertainment you brought to me.
Keep it up man!
The Nerd in Silver Surfer's "game over" pose: Priceless. That's how I feel whenever I'm stuck in any game,
I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face throughout
The Tiger Games rant was pretty funny, but that was after this list was made.
Prince Stormstrider That toilet paper is worth a whole lot more!
"hitting your mark is like trying to piss into a shot glass that's spinning on a record player that's strapped to a cheetah's back while you're riding a unicycle on a tightrope blindfolded." one of his best quotes. It was in the transformers episode so I can understand why it wasn't in here.
Wow that one made me laugh so hard I woke up my girlfriend
My favorite is in Dick Tracy, at the end: Give me a reason, why there are no continues... WHY!!!!...
'I'll tell you what the effect is, it's FUCKING PISSING ME OFF!' XD
I read that right when he said it.
... Whenever im sad, stressed, depressed, pissed, or in any other negative mood, AVGN always manages to make me smile =)
0:52 it’s like poetry, so beautiful
I watched this while eating. I have no regrets.
Also, I see what you did at 4:07
"not chocolate nor is it poop it's shit!" fucking best line ever
I'm still wondering what his new bad word was after all these years...
Zachary Jorgensen it's actually just the F word again but bleeping it out makes it 100x more funny
It's "Scunt".
besides game glitches (another favorite of mine) this was the first AVGN episode i watched. I was dying of laughter, as it had all his best moments in one video. This video forever cemented me as an AVGN fan, and every once in a while i'll go on a marathon for a week or so and watch 10-20 episodes, like im doing right now!
ewwww thats not candy thats poop
its not candy nor poop
ITS SHIT!!!!!
XD that always puts me in a good mood
My brother Kevin grew up with cdi...yeah that was hard times
Hope he is well today. They say an overexposure of CDI would cause permanent brain damage to what is a good or bad game.
Poor kid
He needs to make a video where he actually does ALL the things he says he'd "rather do" than play these games.
That's Not chocolate nor its poop ITS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! XD
James was cute af when he was young
Its not chocolate, nor is it poop - Its shit!
best line ever
Deadly Towers should hands-down be number one. That episode has some of the most funniest rants, and there's even German!
I'm still waiting for a video in which James does all of the things he says "he'd rather"
We thank you James for all the precious memories you've given us :)
Number 19 should be number 1 ROFL,ITS SO BAD IT SUCKS,ITS SO FUCKING SUCK IT FUCKS
***** You sound like someone I could trust my life with, good sir.
How the fuck can a duck not fucking duck?
One of my favorites
It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, and it fucking blows, lol that killed me.
5:16 this is how I feel about games nowadays.
Love how all of these are from classic AVGN episodes.
"It's not chocolate nor is it poop, it's SHIT" That part makes me die every time.
6:50 my reaction to the difficulty of mighty no. 9
Do you approve of your son being in that awful game series?
Don't sugar-coat it, Nerd, tell us how you really feel. HAHA!
I love how he put some contra music at 4:07 🤣🤣🤣
I bet James would love to watch Trailer Park Boys. Seems the humor would be right up his alley.
haha, never thought of that
"Why don't you leave Ricky?" Why don't you fuck off, go get some liposuction." lol Ricky is the best
I can't tell if he's laughing at Fred "fucks" or if he's just lost all hope in humanity
When i'm pissed off whatching this makes me feel good
fred fuchs should of been higher
does my heart good to hear someones real opinion. love it.
6:48 my favorite
RiPLiXX same
My favourite rant was the ending to the Dick Tracy episode. IMO it's the angriest he's been.
It has been 10 years, we need part 2.
I want to know what that curse word was
5:05 Double Dragon Game Over
7:26 I love the expression of the Nerd with the batman mask does here.
I know he only plays retro games but we should have a petition him to play dark souls
13 is the best 4:16
edit: 3:30 If someone makes a game like this you have yourself to blame. I really hope someone does.
We need an updated version of this. Maybe 20 more rants?
12:30 Tell that to Desert Bus.
he did
How are deadly towers and dark castle not up there
thank you, people like you give me hope for a better world.
"Oh yea! It's that bad!"
James, how do you come up with half of these things
What's the song at the 00:06? Do anyone knows? Or what game song it is.. Thx
Seriously. It’s badass.
Batman's my favourite one.
4:46-4:50 amuses me every time!
One of my fav rants is in Superman64 with the ending "THIS IS A JOB FOR THE FUKKIN NERD" :D
I love how he uses terms for feces to describe absolutely anything he doesn't like
i like batman rant more,my reaction over Watchmojo top 10 capcom franchises
that can be said for any watchmojo video
TMNT should be #1. I'm rolling on the floor every time I see that episode. But you have to start with..."you just walk over it??"
Brought to you by friends of Fred Fuchs.
12:35 classic
I wouldn't play with the Power Glove, but I'd still wear it around the house like the Nerd!
He didnt have to go THAT hard at 13:09...
i want someone to make a game like 3:48
I can confirm, it is easier to walk barefoot without having your feet and heels you thing the floors
number 3 is my favorite
Fact for the non-english people: Cockamamie is actually a word.
I finally learned which game they play in movies.
godzilla was the best episode!