Noah Grossman is the King of Roasts

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @Olibaby12
    @Olibaby12 2 года назад +2184

    Noah Roastman

  • @POLO8072
    @POLO8072 2 года назад +7041

    Honestly he's the smartest comedian in smosh. He's so sharp with his jokes sometimes. Clean cut kill, next.

    • @Triairius
      @Triairius 2 года назад +105

      He's so god damn funny.

    • @jesseross2641
      @jesseross2641 2 года назад +44

      He is my favourite by far!

    • @certifiedgyal
      @certifiedgyal 2 года назад +10

      fr

    • @hbmento8102
      @hbmento8102 2 года назад +101

      He's the only smosh member who consistently has those "over their heads" jokes, you just never know what reaction you'll get from a Noah joke.

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake 2 года назад +48

      I feel like during the time where Smosh wasn’t owned by Mythical and Noah went part time was when he lost his sparkle a bit, (I feel like a lot of it, and you can actually look up who previously owned smosh, apparently they were a really bad company and they constantly pushed for smosh to be a kids channel) but now he’s got it back. You can see that he’s ecstatic that Smosh is maturing as a company and making their content less PG, because it fits his humor more.

  • @appleedith3188
    @appleedith3188 2 года назад +4701

    “He’s roasting himself from the inside out” about his DAD?!? 10/10 ice cold 😂

    • @ninjakoule9878
      @ninjakoule9878 2 года назад

      Unlike his dad's insides, apparentely...

    • @gabrielkinneavy1853
      @gabrielkinneavy1853 2 года назад +44

      That line had me howling my head off! 😆😆😆

    • @Alnoots
      @Alnoots 2 года назад +52

      Unlike his dad

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 2 года назад +7

      @@Alnoots he's just coughing

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +21

      he says that as he casually pushes his glasses up lmaoo

  • @brayzaroo
    @brayzaroo Год назад +1967

    The genius of Noah's roasts is that they directly hit your subconscious. The moment he says something your brain knows EXACTLY what he means.

    • @grxdy6362
      @grxdy6362 Год назад +12

      youre describing what a word is.

    • @jilllime3824
      @jilllime3824 Год назад +84

      @@grxdy6362 I think they’re referencing moments such as Tommy looking like an umbrella wished to be a real boy or Courtney looking like air bud and Pam Anderson combined… it shouldn’t make sense but it somehow instantly feels accurate.

    • @chaeyoungswifey4153
      @chaeyoungswifey4153 Год назад +4

      ​@jilllime3824 what does the Tommy joke mean 😭😭

  • @cassandracarlton400
    @cassandracarlton400 2 года назад +2044

    “The only thing that I’d change in your apartment is the dumb bitch that lives in it” will always be so funny to me because it’s so out of nowhere, like not even during a part like multiple of the other examples where they were meant to be roasting people. Absolutely savage and adds to the hilarity when it’s so intense for no reason.

    • @mursuka80
      @mursuka80 2 года назад +10

      Who lived there?

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 2 года назад +62

      @@mursuka80 shayne, it’s from the video where they basically tour his apartment

  • @yodaparseghian3213
    @yodaparseghian3213 2 года назад +3133

    Noah is one of a kind. The episode where they read Courtney's middle school diarys and she talks about her boyfriend Johnny. Courtney said not to lift up the cover because she spilled yogurt on it. Then Noah immediately says "You sure that's not Johnny on the cover?" Shayne lets out the biggest laugh.

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake 2 года назад +178

      I feel like other then himself, Noah makes Shayne laugh the hardest

    • @cstristan
      @cstristan 2 года назад +6

      No. Shit.

    • @yodaparseghian3213
      @yodaparseghian3213 2 года назад +63

      @@cstristan Whoa, a know-it-all comment on a youtube video, I've never seen one in person before!

    • @averymontemayor8420
      @averymontemayor8420 Год назад +11

      Cottage cheese*

    • @yuligyrtx
      @yuligyrtx Год назад

      ​@tristan4291 Nobody gave you permission to speak, peon.

  • @kirrahasariddle
    @kirrahasariddle 2 года назад +692

    “You look like if an umbrella wished to be a real boy” out of left field and absolutely insane, i love it

    • @adore_moony
      @adore_moony Год назад +2

      I didn't get that one, what did he mean?

    • @Yugdriew
      @Yugdriew Год назад +1

      Bump for Blue

    • @malcolm2553
      @malcolm2553 Год назад +26

      @@adore_moonyI know it’s old but it’s a joke on his body proportions. Look at a traditional umbrella and remember that tommy is self conscious about his wide hips

  • @paperboatcanfloat3424
    @paperboatcanfloat3424 2 года назад +1019

    The cheeky grin that Noah gives after delivering a roast is one that can only be explained as “shit, did I go too far this time?”

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 2 года назад +1845

    The supremacy one had me on the floor, but the “if an acoustic guitar was a person” one lives in my head rent-free

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 2 года назад +23

      i’ve had the Guitar roast in my brain for years and years now, and it’s not going away any time soon

    • @KhoiV
      @KhoiV 2 года назад +1

      What is the supremacy make up joke mean?

    • @stellamuune
      @stellamuune 2 года назад +1

      @@KhoiV it’s a play on white supremacy. Saying Damien is that pale that he’s the epitome of white supremacy

    • @tooclosetokyle
      @tooclosetokyle 2 года назад

      @@KhoiV White Supremacy

    • @tooclosetokyle
      @tooclosetokyle 2 года назад

      @@KhoiV White Supremacy

  • @yoink7147
    @yoink7147 Год назад +356

    No words can describe the emotions I felt when I only just realized at 2:14 during the asshole roast, it wasn’t “right behind Tommy.” Noah said “right behind Tommy’s” (possessive). I had to stand up and take a 5 min walk just to feel right again

    • @Honcher_John
      @Honcher_John Год назад +26

      Oh holy shit I never caught that, that's even funnier

    • @Tarv1
      @Tarv1 Год назад +47

      @@Honcher_John it took Keith an extra second to realize and that just made it so much better

    • @mr.radioactive6442
      @mr.radioactive6442 Год назад +2

      I don't get it, can someone explain it?

    • @jaredargento1511
      @jaredargento1511 Год назад +14

      @@mr.radioactive6442 Tommy is gay. I’ll leave it at that.

    • @krisjenner2638
      @krisjenner2638 11 месяцев назад +8

      THE WAY KEITH'S REACTION IS SO DELAYED IS KILLING ME😭😭

  • @Evar0se
    @Evar0se 2 года назад +800

    why is he always right on his observaitional gags

  • @teejaydee85
    @teejaydee85 2 года назад +567

    It’s funny how everyone always laughs, but it’s like a slow guarded laugh at first, like “Oh shit Noah just said it, let’s calculate how many people I’m going to offend by laughing at this!” before they fully commit to their laugh! 😂
    Only Shayne is immediately ride or die on a Noah joke!

    • @theonetruezman1116
      @theonetruezman1116 2 года назад +17

      Had to look at the last joke again to see if it was true...yup you're right ✅️

  • @kjh1678
    @kjh1678 2 года назад +1762

    Jesus fucking Christ, that "Supremacy" joke. Noah might honestly be able toe go toe in roast battle with Jeffrey Ross and win.

    • @jacoballenfilmz4957
      @jacoballenfilmz4957 2 года назад +8

      Noah doesn’t stand a chance 😂

    • @kinocorner976
      @kinocorner976 Год назад +5

      @@harshalax3123 Tell us on this doll where he hurt you. 🤣

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Год назад

      @@harshalax3123 Only thing which is unfunny is your existance. 🙂🙂

    • @Xanderj89
      @Xanderj89 3 месяца назад

      @@jacoballenfilmz4957Ross can’t do a roast without it being denigration, Noah wins hands down just because he doesn’t have to be a loser to make good roasts

  • @angelicalicari8355
    @angelicalicari8355 2 года назад +1092

    God, he's so quick! I love his layered jokes (biggest asshole at smosh, roasting himself from the inside out)

    • @angelicalicari8355
      @angelicalicari8355 2 года назад

      Found one for your next video: ruclips.net/video/CqLg9CQbUtU/видео.html 19:55

    • @Olibaby12
      @Olibaby12 2 года назад

      @@angelicalicari8355 what is the roast there?

  • @aabblluummee
    @aabblluummee 2 года назад +565

    That foundation shade joke was outta pocket

  • @PLNKYELLOWBLACK
    @PLNKYELLOWBLACK Год назад +145

    The part that makes the “I think we all were betting on Keith’s funeral first” worse is the fact he was like JUST diagnosed with cancer lmao

    • @TIMMUT17
      @TIMMUT17 Год назад +14

      Jesus Chris lmao I didn't know that

    • @OfficialOpinion
      @OfficialOpinion Месяц назад

      Makes it worse? That's the joke, though??

    • @PLNKYELLOWBLACK
      @PLNKYELLOWBLACK Месяц назад

      @@OfficialOpinion yes. That is the joke. But it was literally within days of him announcing it lmao

  • @k_Emptyhead
    @k_Emptyhead 2 года назад +482

    I have always loved how Shayne just claps whenever he can't handle Noah's roasts 🤣

  • @TemporalZack
    @TemporalZack Год назад +190

    My favorite still has to be the “You're actually the first bilingual member of the Smosh main cast. For those who don't know, Olivia speaks Mandarin and complete and utter nonsense”

  • @moRaaOTAKU
    @moRaaOTAKU 2 года назад +468

    Right behind Tommy's... ☠️

    • @KhoiV
      @KhoiV 2 года назад +32

      Tommy feels SEEN 💀

    • @godwinbright4243
      @godwinbright4243 2 года назад +4

      I didnt get that one. What did he mean?

    • @KhoiV
      @KhoiV 2 года назад +11

      @@godwinbright4243 oh honey, sweety 🥺

    • @threadbreaker5851
      @threadbreaker5851 2 года назад +9

      that meant his dumpy right

    • @threadbreaker5851
      @threadbreaker5851 2 года назад

      @Nilrogram oh 😏

  • @chamviess
    @chamviess 2 года назад +330

    its the fact that his roasts are always so detailed and are always so accurate LMAOO

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia Год назад +125

    Tommy’s nod of respect for Noah at 4:32 is great

  • @SahidBecdach
    @SahidBecdach Год назад +93

    “You look like an umbrella that wanted to be a real boy” had me on the floor 💀

    • @corasings5580
      @corasings5580 Год назад

      I feel like it never gets enough love, it kills me so often omfg

    • @zubenhdeZ
      @zubenhdeZ Год назад

      I didn't get the joke can you explain it please

    • @alexwigg823
      @alexwigg823 10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s a Pinocchio joke about body proportions I think

  • @ibbolin6028
    @ibbolin6028 2 года назад +179

    I love that in a lot of these clips, he starts out saying a bunch of very nice / sweet things about the person, only to completely fry them with his delivery.

  • @GingerBreadSed
    @GingerBreadSed 11 месяцев назад +22

    6:23 I love Jeremy throwing his hands up in shock at that incredible roast and going “CAN HE DO THAT?”

  • @RianeBane
    @RianeBane 2 года назад +126

    He's got a gift for being edgy without falling off

  • @leah6820-y9v
    @leah6820-y9v Год назад +18

    2:24 I love Keith's "Oh no!" when he understands the joke.

  • @Rrojas200
    @Rrojas200 2 года назад +132

    Bruh the bumps joke he made is so fucking great on so many levels!!

  • @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361
    @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361 2 года назад +161

    Roasting Noah is, to me, the single funniest thing smosh has to offer, it's never not fun

  • @madisonlewe1057
    @madisonlewe1057 2 года назад +109

    He is extremely quick with his delivery

  • @127sys
    @127sys 2 года назад +148

    i hope that he gets to continue his darker humor, because he’s definitely who i think is the funniest on smosh. seeing the clips from olivia’s funeral and YIAY: the board game makes me believe they’ll let him return to his darker humor from the defy days.

  • @young__blacksmith
    @young__blacksmith 2 года назад +77

    Lmao “Can he DO THIS!?”

  • @DaneToTheBone
    @DaneToTheBone Год назад +56

    It's just mindboggling how he does it. You wouldn't think of Noah being one of the best roasters or comedians when you first look at him. But he is actually the best at roasting in the entire smosh cast. It just comes out of nowhere, like a lightning from the clear sky. 🤣

  • @lavenderbakery4184
    @lavenderbakery4184 Год назад +14

    “i go real slow when i’m near you” always gets me bc how did he think of that so fast

  • @ZodiusXx
    @ZodiusXx 2 года назад +36

    Watching the penny drop in Keith's head over the asshole joke was AMAZING

  • @Demi_P
    @Demi_P 2 года назад +49

    2:20 It’s the realization everyone has about the Tommy joke 💀

  • @edulak
    @edulak 2 года назад +42

    Shayne Laughs so hard every time. Even if it's about him. He really does get a kick out of Noah's jokes.

  • @TheTaiylorWallace
    @TheTaiylorWallace 10 месяцев назад +5

    Other than his hyper-specific roasts, the thing that makes Noah so awesome is that he keeps everyone having a good time. And he roasts HARD so that's quite a skill.

  • @127sys
    @127sys 2 года назад +46

    one of my favorite things about noah’s jokes is shayne’s reactions lmaoo he always finds noah so funny

  • @ezdiar
    @ezdiar 2 года назад +78

    Not a roast per se, more of a comeback I guess, but my favorite noah burn is during the secret santa/white elephant exchange and all that drama with thor’s hammer and joven was like “wait, but like, is it heavy though?” and noah responds with “not for me, cuz I’m meant to hold it!”

  • @jennahinckley8216
    @jennahinckley8216 2 года назад +90

    Can’t believe there was no “you look like if the world ended and someone had to become the schoolteacher”

    • @jeenako
      @jeenako 2 года назад

      What video is that from???

    • @jennahinckley8216
      @jennahinckley8216 2 года назад +3

      @@jeenako the eat it or yeet it gummy episode

  • @evelynvslife
    @evelynvslife 2 года назад +39

    Keith taking a good few seconds to understand the asshole joke 😂

  • @christianshark6678
    @christianshark6678 2 года назад +104

    The great thing about Noah’s roasts is that if anyone else said them they’d make zero sense but since he says it, it clicks immediately

  • @G-13720
    @G-13720 2 года назад +22

    Every roast he's given to his victims tends to be a gut punch so hard their life suddenly changes

  • @RicardoMeansKing
    @RicardoMeansKing 2 года назад +20

    Is amazing how he does it so calmly when people least expect

  • @mursuka80
    @mursuka80 2 года назад +57

    It is great they have let him use his dark comedy again. There was a time he was told to tone it down.

  • @rae_diant
    @rae_diant Год назад +6

    so much wit in such a spindly man i love him

  • @kathleneclare4751
    @kathleneclare4751 Год назад +10

    There's an old clip of the smosh squad where courtney was trying an Adele filter on (it's in black and white, like in her album i think) and then Noah just straight up said "you look like you ate the tinman's ass" 💀 it made me laugh so hard that after 6-7ish long yrs i still giggle at the thought

  • @CynicalSerperior
    @CynicalSerperior Год назад +30

    A lot of Noah’s roasts are strangely specific but really accurate 😂

  • @alexello1189
    @alexello1189 8 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly Noah’s greatest talents are his quick wit and disregard for the vibe’s wellbeing. He could appear on a show like kill Tony and be a riot!

  • @emmab4587
    @emmab4587 Год назад +11

    The best part is that he looks like he's upset that this is the talent he was given

  • @Jjapanda
    @Jjapanda 2 года назад +51

    You couldn't of ended it with a better one. I was wondering why the marshmallow one was separated and realized that had to be the finisher. Sure finished Damien

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone Год назад +5

    "and thats behind tommy's" jeeeesus!!! 😂😂

  • @cici_tlb4009
    @cici_tlb4009 Год назад +9

    Shayne always laughs like a really proud dad when Noah roasts someone

  • @STALKER777LK
    @STALKER777LK Год назад +10

    It's crazy how its so natural to him
    Sometimes it scapes and he feels kinda guilty because he didn't want to say it but couldn't miss the opportunity 🤣

  • @Bookishmads5
    @Bookishmads5 9 месяцев назад +6

    Literally my favorite smosh member

    • @yoojeebee
      @yoojeebee 9 месяцев назад +1

      a zionist ?

    • @barghest94
      @barghest94 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@yoojeebee Just fully racist, huh? Can you explain to me how this is any different than saying all Asian girls are opium-addicted prostitutes? You are no different than the people who say that lmao, please let that sink in.

  • @moniquejohnson469
    @moniquejohnson469 2 месяца назад +2

    Noah just always pushes then right at the line of demonitization surprisingly without getting g them demonetized 😂😂😂it's a talent 👏

  • @blythetran8737
    @blythetran8737 Год назад +8

    noah wakes up every day and chooses raw emotional violence
    and I love him for it

  • @tibb75
    @tibb75 2 года назад +10

    Damn, they really shit the bed trying to censor that "fuck" at 2:50.
    Also he looked hot af at his funeral.
    ...ngl that's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

  • @suuppeerrrbakanky
    @suuppeerrrbakanky 2 года назад +19

    5:11 🤣🤣🤣. That's also Shayne's height!

  • @TheMrAel
    @TheMrAel 2 года назад +5

    This edit is honestly a great work of art

  • @Alysssaia
    @Alysssaia Год назад +3

    the way the cuffed pants roast makes an appearance again with the latest Reddit stories with Noah

  • @coolgreenbug7551
    @coolgreenbug7551 2 года назад +16

    I think the Joven Joker roast is my favorite.

  • @jasminehouze
    @jasminehouze Год назад +4

    Noah is honestly one of the funniest cast members. His jokes are so funny and he is so incredibly witty.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 6 месяцев назад +1

    Noah always balances the scales - if he compliments someone, it's only so he can get some momentum before he elbow-drops their dignity

  • @thewolf_unknown9640
    @thewolf_unknown9640 2 года назад +9

    This is why noah and ian are my favorite smosh members

  • @TIMMUT17
    @TIMMUT17 Год назад +3

    Noah: "Or counting on you to count to a number past 10"
    Keith: "I can count... to 10"
    LMAO 💀

  • @chrishowell6469
    @chrishowell6469 2 года назад +17

    That last gag is fucking class!

  • @aidansnarski7536
    @aidansnarski7536 2 года назад +12

    I need a part 2 ASAP

  • @philippprowse9492
    @philippprowse9492 2 года назад +45

    That last "How pale is he" towards Damian is just amazing. I had to pause the video when I first heard because I was crying from laughter. Noah understands Comedy and he is Roast-God. Top tier stuff!

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 2 года назад +5

    You can see the camera people at the funeral scene also die laughing

  • @michaelka3071
    @michaelka3071 Год назад +3

    noah's roast is highschool level but its the one's that stays with you for the rest of your life 😂😂😂 and you occationally think back to that moment on when someone roasts you so bad it traumatized you

  • @lazytitan3717
    @lazytitan3717 Год назад +2

    im saving this to take notes on future friends if i can get any

  • @Feralguineapig27
    @Feralguineapig27 2 года назад +8

    The first one will always be my favorite

  • @sarazigova8650
    @sarazigova8650 Год назад +2

    I will never forget this Noahs line never Tommy you look like when an umbrella wish to be an boy 😂😂😂 this is allways going to be legendary

  • @jonathan536
    @jonathan536 Год назад +3

    2:22 I could watch Keith realizing that repeatedly

  • @masamune2984
    @masamune2984 2 года назад +11

    Fun fact: The Corona of the sun can reach temperatures in excess of 17,000,000 Kelvin, which is hotter than the sun’s core, but not as hot as Noah’s burn about Keith’s funeral.

  • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico
    @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico Год назад +10

    The worst part is that all of the roasts are completely accurate

  • @koseorhun
    @koseorhun Год назад +11

    He is like one of those master swordsman cutting into a bunch of plebs but with roasts. Some of them even have the same delayed fall.

  • @Momochi13
    @Momochi13 Год назад +2

    I didn’t know I needed this so thank you 😂 I have so much more respect for Noah now

  • @vicked
    @vicked 2 года назад +6

    Last damien roast is my fav and i know its your fav as well cus you put it last

  • @TheJStale
    @TheJStale Год назад +2

    Danggg I never noticed how savage Noah could be.

  • @1Vix1
    @1Vix1 Год назад +4

    0:32 Noha woke up and chose to commit arson

  • @BD_Purser
    @BD_Purser Год назад +4

    Noah's funeral is maybe the best video Smosh has ever made.

  • @realdonutking123
    @realdonutking123 6 месяцев назад

    “And that’s right behind Tommy’s” OH MY GOD I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

  • @RadArgie
    @RadArgie Год назад +3

    Noah's a genius.

  • @SociableAlarm
    @SociableAlarm Год назад +2

    Another socially savage aquarius. Good.

  • @Strawnimations
    @Strawnimations Год назад +2

    this dude lives inside the show the amazing world of gumball

  • @gray9818
    @gray9818 2 года назад +13

    Missed opportunity to name this video "Noah Roastman"

  • @chitoryu12
    @chitoryu12 2 года назад +5

    Noah will just cleave the entire air with how cutting his roast is and then apologize.

  • @SuperBrazilianMcGee
    @SuperBrazilianMcGee Год назад +1

    Now We Need Noah To Roast Packgod.The Roast Battle Of The Century

  • @christianhodgson5201
    @christianhodgson5201 Год назад +5

    2:14 was wiiiiiiild

  • @zoedelaney171
    @zoedelaney171 Год назад +2

    The joke about Keith 😂so dark but hilarious at the same time

  • @darrylm5100
    @darrylm5100 2 года назад +6

    The mandarin and complete and utter nonsense joke gets me everytime

  • @TheWarden04
    @TheWarden04 Год назад +1

    Honestly Noah has become one of my favorites

  • @Mack10011
    @Mack10011 Год назад +2

    another banger
    another banger by noah roastman from put it in my mouth

  • @Fuzunga
    @Fuzunga 2 года назад +2

    I will never forget "You sure that's not Johnny on the cover?"

  • @DParkerNunya
    @DParkerNunya Год назад +2

    "IS THIS ALLOWED?!"

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 Год назад +3

    he’s just like me fr

  • @LiamGers-cx1kn
    @LiamGers-cx1kn Год назад +2

    And i thought Kimmy roasting everyone at her funeral was savage.

  • @musicbyastral
    @musicbyastral 2 года назад +3

    going into this video i said aloud "show me proof then" you have proved your point lmfao