Table News: Soccer, Runoffs, and Skynet
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- Опубликовано: 7 дек 2022
- Table News is BACK again! This week: The Netherlands ended the US' hope of advancing any further in the World Cup, Georgia Football is stronger than ever during this Runoff Election, and San Francisco approved the police to have what now?!? Oh, we also have some special guests this week...
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Next on Tour:
12/8-10: Little Rock, AR
12/11: OKC
12/14: Huntsville, AL
I will be at your show tonight
@@emeraldranger Ominous
Good luck in Arkansas. They like it when you call it Our-Kansas not Are-Kansas. A lot of people get that wrong.
I live 15 minutes away from the car that drove into the fireworks store.
Talk About the trade
(Germany pops up) "You think that's crazy. I just had to arrest an attempted far right coup after a german prince wanted to install himself as the new kaiser!"
(Peru pops up) "My president just been impeached after he tried to dissolve Congress to stop him getting impeached."
U.S gov- "What is happening?"
Florida- "Looks like we're going internatonal I'll pack a bag."
I for one would welcome a new Kaiser.
Honestly, Ben should start adding other countries to the cast.
At least have Canada and Mexico become semi-regular characters, since they are co-hosting the World Cup with the US
On behalf of America, I truly apologize for how contagious Florida has apparently become.
OMG that would be an awesome skit!! LOL!!
@@JawsOnYou67 Get yourself a Fourth Reich?
It is honestly impressive that Ye made Alex Jones look like the least crazy person in the room. The 2020s have been really weird so far
…yeah…just yeah
@@TheLocomono9 not much more that can be said
I'm ready for the next decade already.
@@Haan22 Yes and no. I'm ready for the world to be not stupid, but I'm not prepared to fully adult on my own.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's scary when Alex Jones is the least crazy person in a room
The fact that Ye is so out there that he made ALEX JONES uncomfortable is truly shocking. Great stuff as always Ben.
Ye makes everyone except The Donald uncomfortable...
You could see his eyes screaming "My grift can't keep up with his legit mental illness, and I don't want to lose another billion dollars."
To be fair, the only reason he was uncomfortable was because Ye didn’t know that in order to dogwhistle, you need to IMPLY that you’re a nazi, not just say it. He kept saying the quiet part out loud.
@@protonevoker891 Exactly. The same reason why so many Republican elites hated Trump, and so many of the primary voters loved him, the abandonment of the dogwhistle.
@@josephteller9715 except Donald called Ye crazy
Ben: “pu-get sound for days!”
My Washingtonian ass: pu-jit. But yes it has AND ITS G R E A T
I knowwww
This is the PERFECT snow to play in as well. Last time we got snow like this, my back was injured, and I couldn't leave my chair.
I died when he said pu-get
And the snow would be better if my washer wasnt broken and i had to use the laundromat thats down hill :/ but still v fun
Him calling it pu-get sound and not pu-jit sound made me unreasonably angry lol
The second he mispronounced Puget I had to pause the video and scroll down to the comments and say something, glad to see I wasn't the only one who had to do it.
@@mattyule5312 same
As a Dutch viewer this might be the first time my home ever got mentioned in here and of course it is because of sportsball.
Would you rather it be a "Florida-man visiting the Netherlands..." reason to be mentioned?
@@morphingninja It would at least hold some amount of entertainment value.
I love it when Ben brings in guests to his skits they're hilarious. 🤣
No no. In general his channel is funny.
I think you mean when florida brings in others to comment on things?
Definitely hype about this
And 2 this time? This is great!
He even brought in Michael B. Jordan!
"Just because I'm think the water is turning frogs into transdimentional ailiens does not mean I think that Hitler was a 'good guy'" made me laugh too hard
Arizona laughing about snow is adorable. A single flake falls and people clear out grocery stores
That depends where lol
@@jasminesikes In Arizona.
In Phoenix, within ten minutes of rainfall you start to hear sirens everywhere from all the car accidents
@@LucanVaris Arizona has had major snow fall multiple times within the last two decades.. they can speak about it.
@@LucanVaris where in Arizona, it didn't think the arizona part needed to be said. Arizona isn't just dry desert and cacti, you know.
I'm amused by the fact that the plane crash in MD got a mention. Especially because I drove right past it when I went to pick up dinner because it knocked my freaking power out.
Saw that San Francisco decided against the murder robots too! I guess Cali finally took some constructive criticism
4 months later and they are back.
Table News: The sketch series that makes me feel happy to hear from Florida.
Seriously, the character of Florida has taken up permanent residence in the more chaotic corner of my brain.
Florida will do that to a person. I should know, I lived in Florida for a bit to do college and even that was enough to start me seeing gaters as cute and the little ones as scaly puppies.
"how would you like to have no bones today?" new york my beloved
Happy when my state is properly represented
@@TheLocomono9 unnecessarily aggressive, at all times
We are a proud and grumpy people, us New Yorkers
@@ninjamagic004 actually when New Yorkers talk to New Yorkers they are super friendly. They just hate people from 45 of the 50 states
@TheLocomono9 bitch who are we friendly to? I thought we were aggressive to 49 out of 50 what memo did I miss?
And I swear to god if that says we're friendly to New Jersey you'll understand why New York has an aggressive reputation
@@ninjamagic004 NY needs to remember we have dogs here too, and lose them. I was bawling last halloween as I had to put my dog to sleep.
The mispronunciation of Puget Sound made me laugh far harder than it should’ve
Thank you for the moment for Noodle and well wishes for Jon. They brought so much joy and a new perspective on personal mental health! I know Noodle loves his very best life to the very end in no small part due to the love and family he was a part of with Jon. He will be truly missed!
It was a dog, on tiktok. Get a hobby, or some cats.
@@dextersynesterformerlysorb5334 Get yourself a hobby and stop judging people for theirs then, yeah? There is literally nothing in op’s comment that indicates they need to do anything you said.
As a Georgia Dem, who also follows Rich Black Guy, I'm officially in HEAVEN watching Ben's Table Talk. Go Dawgs!
Florida: "Think this is the bit that'll get us cancelled?"
Everyone in the comments: "Noooooooo!"
Great job as always, Ben. 👍
I saw my notification pop up and I smiled and my day was made so much better even before I'd started watching it 😀
Same
“If dis ain’t it, it ain’t happenin’l 😂😂😂
Hey, when even Texas is like, "yeah, he's not a Georgian." I cracked up.
Hey it’s the black rich dude
Wonderful to see the Table back, I missed this.
Hearing New Orleans talk like Boomhauer and actually be able to understand him is amazing.
People don't understand Boomhauer?
You realize Lousiana is more than NOLA, right?
I mean, you have NOLA, Baton Rouge, Acadiana (cajun country for the layman), and then northern and western Louisiana, which is the least interesting place to be.
I live less than 15 miles away from where that plane crashed in Maryland. Definitely a big story around here, can't believe it made the cut for your video.
Ben I think you need to revisit trying to pronounce places in Washington 😆
I love when there's guests talking to the different states! So funny & so much fun to watch the bloopers at the end! Major gigglefest 🤣
He’s back
He listened!!! We got Maryland representation! I gotta say Maryland knows how to vibe check
, thank you from everyone living in Maryland
Are you new? Maryland appears all the time. He's pretty distinct too.
Georgia Senate Runoff-Cleric vs Werewolf, Cleric wins. And now Walker can go back to be Walker, Texas Werewolf.
😂😂😂😂😂
Why does this make sense?!!!!
Floridian here - I HAD to subscribe due to both your ridiculously true Florida person, but also how you capture our weird relationship with Louisiana! We’re like the two weird relatives at the dinner party who get along because no others will talk to us. (Plus every Mardi Gras has a huge influx of people from New Orleans coming to Orlando to get away from the tourists)
I love that you included MD and our plane.
Chemicals in the water turning the frogs into gay TRANSdimensional aliens
Puget is pronounced pew-jit
Definitely one of the more entertaining episodes 😎
I find it funny that Texas of all people called Walker out on his tax residence.
I mean it's obvious why it would be him, but you would think Texas would want to keep it under wraps. Maybe it was Austin taking the reins for a minute.
Also how did I miss the plane crash story?
I was as excited as kid in a candy shop to see the table back! I sure did miss the good old states and their concerning personalities…
Obligatory comment on "pooget" as opposed to "pyew-jet" sound. Hilarious as always though, Ben! Thanks for the video!! :)
I came here to say the same thing 😄
There was a plane crash in my state and this is how I first hear about it?
Ben for the latest news!
Was it Texas cause i heard about a plane that crashed into another plane midair i believe near fort worth
@@Ace_Of_Luck No, it was Maryland
It hung up in a pylon for transmission lines and everyone lived somehow. Looked expensive!
Love all the comments from washingtonians correcting his pronounciation of Puget Sound (its pronounced pew-jet not poo-get)
GA "just can't hold his liquor" was a great line.
Also probably not as cool as the car that drove into the fireworks store though.
Yayy a new video 😀
First! Thank you for covering the plane hitting the power lines! My power was out for a bit!
I was wondering when you’d put up an episode! I’ve missed this series so much.
Noodle will live on forever in our hearts and our bones
Yessir
Pu-JET Sound, not Pu-Get
I have heard some stories about Texas voting to secede from the US again, that would be interesting to see you do
one more time .Texas can NOT secede . It will not secede. As ridiculous as the legislature is , As incompetent as the governor is. y'all are stuck with us.
I know, I just keep seeing articles about it
Also, Austin?
Dear Lord, this was fantastic.
There was also a seagull that flew into a power line and took out power in Port Angeles, WA
I wasn’t able to see your show in Florida due to family reasons… hopefully you come back next year! I’d love to see you live.
This is the crossover we needed..... We need more rich black guy please
The tone of “Herschel Walker, too?” tells me that a) things like this have happened more than once and b) they ALWAYS end in optionally polite debates.
This was absolutely worth the wait 🤣
Washington saying Puget Sound wrong is weirdly jarring even though I know it's all the same guy. (Puget is said with a G like giraffe, so more of a J)
If Florida can't get your page taken down no one can
“Things die”
Oh New York…the state and its residents are notoriously blunt.
For some context since the Car and the firework store all happened in my town, they drove through the parking lot in front of the store, through the intersection, and into the front wall of the store. Apparently they had a stroke or something and blacked out or something. The store is just a heap of ash. What caught all the fireworks on fire was actually the engine itself. Funny as hell to hear it here of all places and recognize it.
Awesome! Well worth the wait.
Man.... I went almost 24 hours without hearing "Warnock" or "Walker". Resetting my W stopwatch again. Lol!
Thank you! I needed this today.
so many things that go on here. thanks for the laughs!
I love seeing the collaborations you do with so many people I know (and people I don't know), as I love seeing all the state characters interact with so many unique personalities during the skits! :D
I'm curious how long it takes Ben to change into Maryland 😭
I can always count on good stuff around the table. I really look forward to them!!
same ❤
Dude, I love these. Thank you!
Wow SO much things happening in this episode !
OOh my county made it (briefly) to the table!! Lol "do you think this is the bit that will get us cancelled?' 😆😄
So glad this is back!!! I’ve missed these!!!
Love the special guests this episode.
This is the crossover I didn't know I needed! 😂
Congrats on 800k subscribers! 🎊
As a Marylander, I didn't even know about the powerline thingy
This is one of the greatest episodes .
HAPPY 800K!!!🎉🎉🎉
I love your insight.
Yes! I’ve missed these
Love for Jon and Noodle
Pure chaos!! I love it! 🎉🎉
I could see the smoke from the fireworks store from my break room at work. Friend from Indiana then sent me the viral video of that store on fire and spewing fireworks. Good times.
Live in Melbourne, then? Palm Bay here 😂 Also got a vid from Indiana before home friends bombarded me
The sad part is I'm in Maryland and hadn't heard of the plane and power lines 😬😂
This guy is going to have his own news show in 5 years, mark my word.
I love your vids so much 😭 they are the highlights of my day, Especially since I learn about both random and important stuff
lol it just kept getting better and better.
Thanks for including the bit about the airplane stuck in the transmission tower.
As a local, no lie, I cracked up. Drove past it when I went to pick up dinner in the dark.
I sure hope these don't get you canceled! This was some funny stuff!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im a firefighter from PA and I had a few buddies who were on that powerline call
The collab we didn't knew we needed
Great video.
Hi! Washingtonian here. Puget is actually pronounced pu-jet sound. But I got a chuckle out of pug-get sound lol!
Love the crossovers
As a Dutchy. It's Football and your welcome.
New Jersey needs an appearance for the niece of an ex-governor boarding a plane drunk, accusing an Hispanic family of smuggling drugs, and then biting one of the six sheriffs deputies that escorted her off the plane. Florida would love that story.
Hahaha This is Fantastic!!
🤣
2:45 WE AINT GON TALK BOUT HOW SMOOTHLY AND EASILY HE SAID THAT-
yay there is a new table news today!!!! Tysm Ben! You made my terrible day a lot less terrible
I’ve been checking Ben’s channel every single day for two weeks hoping for a new skit and the ONE TIME I forget, he finally uploads. It’s okay tho, cos it’s a brilliant sketch as always
*gasping for air from laughing* ... ... ...*passes out in Floridian*
Ben, please make a blooper video for the end of the year. Like, a compilation of all the funniest fuck-ups from the year. I think it'd be hilarious
I've been hearing a lot about that stupid plane crashing into power lines incident because I live near the DCMA, glad it got covered here!
great guests loved this. seeing california's whole forehead is different
I def didn't expect Alex Jones. This just gets better and better.
Rich Black Guy playing Walker and Warnock? Great casting!