I’ve been FEEENING for a Temu window shopping it’s like a website version of those bootleggers that hassle you whenever you’re downtown but instead of regular people just tryna pay rent it’s an evil multimillion dollar company
I had never checked out the website and I'm in awe at how just like nisapisa, instead of thinking "this is such a ridiculous price, how can people think this is even real" it gave me "I would not pay 13 dollars for this shirt from this trashy unregulated place that I can get from the trashiest unregulated market around me for 3 dollars."
SHES AN EDUCATED GRADUATED BADDIEEEE ive been following your channel since 2019, its so great to follow you along your business school journey! much love!
One of my FAVORITE bits I do in life is lie to older people that I (28) cannot read analog clocks because I was sick that day in kindergarten. I've had it going for 10 years and only recently revealed the joke to my old coworker who genuinely tried to teach me how to read a clock rather than go on talking about how LAZY my generation is or whatever. The other favorite one is pretending not to know what Lent is and asking for an explanation every single time.
Please know that as soon as I saw you had uploaded I got up and reheated my leftover Chinese food to eat while I watch this video. I was like "Omg finally something worth watching while I eat"
honestly i would kill for a shirt that says "no i cant drive a ford model T but i can traverse the oregon trail in spite of the looming constant threat of dysentary." might have to make it myself if it doesnt end up as merch
About the tons of tshirts that say "I'm mean and I'm different and I like no one and I like coffee" we have a word for those in French, of for the people wearing them: "attachiante", a mix between "attachante" (=endearing) and "chiante" (=annoying). This comes from a big trend a couple years ago where you could buy similar tshirts with messages like those and one of the most popular one for a while was the "attachiante" one, because I guess it was funny at some point, for some people. It now belongs to the Cursed category of tshirts and you can only find those on Vinted for a couple of cents, or on websites similar to Temu. But the word kinda stuck to represent the category of people who purchase those types of cringy tshirts.
@@Hellohannah178 it means don't be afraid to wear tank tops, etc even if you have bigger arms...in general to be less concerned about how others see you and to wear what you want. If you're not doing what you want because of fear of judgement, are you really free?
My favorite part of this video is the octopus with thigh-highs on two of his tentacles behind Nisa. He really brings everything together. I’m glad he’s here with us for this temu venture.
wait why did I literally manifest this video when I was looking at Temu yesterday out of morbid curiosity. While I was scrolling thru the women’s clothing, I was thinking “omg what if Nisa does a window shopping” 🔮🔮
Also, can we just say, these prices are weirdly HIGH for something that looks like it came out of the Rainbow bargain bin in 2006?? I would expect $4.99 for something like these "shirts" 😬
the prices of these ugly-arse shirts PLUS SHIPPING is still so much more than second-hand clothes...what excuses are ppl even using to avoid thrifting any more, because at this point it can't be 'the clothes are all so ugly'
my mom loves (?) shopping on this site, and i don't have the heart to flat out tell her that most of the stuff she gets is absolute rubbish💔i just resort to gently pointing it out. like when she bought a set of kitchen mats and somehow the words on them were sometimes spelled correctly, sometimes incorrectly. even though they were the same words being repeated. so why didn't they just copy.... the correct spelling
23:35 "you know what you should style this with? kerosene and a match" is DEVASTATING and had me laughing my ass off. truly one of, if not the best, window shopping episodes yet. the only thing missing was a lip print shirt
This is one of your most banger videos yet, I'm not even joking almost every joke made me laugh. Not a mildly amused sniff out my nose with a smirk, a genuine laugh. Your reactions to these insane shirts was so amazing, I pray for your mental health recovery after recording this video 🥺🙏
the fact you take so many selfies on your laptop and allow us to see it is SUCH a power move. also @26:33 may need to be clipped as a text notification sound lmao
after having seen 2/3 of my favourite youtubers partner with Temu, and having lost respect for them, i'm so glad you didn't go that route (unsurprisingly :)) and instead made fun of how ridiculous they are (in typical nisa fashion)
Oh, you know Temu is stealing those cropped photos of women, and underpaying designers to place images of the "clothes" on top of them, and occasionally change the background. They're cutting all the corners, babes.
i love these videos and ur laugh and commentary and thoughts sm. these vids take me back to 2008 scrolling the H&M website wiht my best friend on the family desktop computer imagining in what scenario you would wear a strappy houndstooth bodycon dress with attachable fabric belt
omfg why did i first think that nisa was making a joke about whoever made that ~murder shows~ shirt when i heard, “heffer, i will put you in the trunk and help ppl look for you. stop playing with me!” i completely lost it when i looked up and saw that it was actually written on a shirt LMFAO 😭😭
the Chills impression at about 27:50 had me absolutely ROLLING pLEEEEASE I LIVE FOR THOSE VIDEOS edit: i have a humble request, queen nisa - I would love a return to your roots by doing a Tumblr video, or a "the world is scary so laugh at memes" video. They're both real comfort videos and I'd love more in that rotation.
the delight i felt seeing this pop up after i had just finished watching pearl cannot be understated. a masterpiece after a masterpiece(every window shopping is one). thank you for your service
7:45 I work in a pharmacy and my pharmacist threw her kid a science themed bday party so she ordered a bunch of beakers and similar ~sciencey~ things off of Amazon and the fbi showed up to her house. They def thought she was on some Breaking Bad type bs
Can't believe that I started watching when the 3rd window shopping came out when I was a freshman in highschool and now I'm a senior. It does not feel like it has been that long 💀
The way I watched his video and the NEXT DAY a woman walks into my work with the Idk, Idc, Idgaf shirt and shorts combo on...the way I was holding in my laugh 😂
29:11 i saw a girl wearing this in the walmart dairy aisle last week and it's now a core memory for me congrats on finishing grad school nisa!! i'm so happy for you!
Speaking of 2008 identity theft conspiracies - when my school started requiring students pay for lunches with our fingerprint, my mom was adamant that I would not be doing that. I brought lunch every single day, all of high school. Didn't even have the ability to buy anything, even if I wanted to, because my fingerprint wasn't in the system. Probably protected me from crappy burritos at the absolute worst. What would someone do with a 14 year old's fingerprint??
First congrats on finishing Grad school. Second, i have never looking at the Temu website but the roasting of the photo-shopping on these pictures is what i needed after a rough week of work.
The grandma nutrition facts shirt exists because someone took the comma out of the “let’s eat, grandma! Punctuation saves lives” poster in an English teacher’s classroom
The impression of the 4chan horror videos literally killed me. I am dead. I am going to end up in one of those videos, I am going to be one of the top 10 scariest RUclips murder cases. I can't believe you did this to me, Nisa.
Per Google - “On Yellowstone, the "train station" refers to a roadside cliff in Wyoming that the Dutton crew use to deposit dead bodies of their enemies” uhhhhh 15:50
I was about to comment this. My parents watched that show and it was so cheesy I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself lol. But yeah that's what I thought of when I saw that shirt, like a way of saying "it's a murderous kinda day 💁♀!"
I’ll admit I don’t watch your videos all the time, I kinda just watch casually, but I have been subscribed for like 3 years now and I’m always glad to see that you’re still uploading and doing good. Almost feels like you’re my cool older cousin that I never see but stay updated with
Congrats on finishing grad school! I'm in my last year of my masters in public policy; wish me luck! This window shopping was probably the most unhinged yet but I'm here for it!
38:23 this felt like a VoiceOver audition tape segment I am constantly admiring the vast selection /range of characters that you do with your voice is this something that you always just done or was it the result of something else? either way you're really great at it
Can’t wait for Temu to drop the “no, I can’t drive a ford model T but I can traverse the Oregon trail despite the looming constant threat of dysentery” T
also congratulation on this monumental achievement I'm so excited to be a part of the para social community that celebrates your achievements with you🎉🎉😂😂
Unrelated to the video but my stinky brain has been terrible for the first time in a year and I’ve lost interest in most things. But your videos are like having a long hug from a friend and I am v thankful for that ♥️
I hate temu with every fiber of my being and I’ve never seen a nisipisa video before…. can’t wait to see if the RUclips algorithm has (eerily) done it again
Hot girls drop everything they’re doing to watch the newest window shopping as soon as it drops
We do, don’t we?
Hot boys as well
No fr tho I was making me coffee and a toastie and I saw this on my recommended and clicked instantly
Absolutely factual
Just cried goodbye to my best friend of 13 years for however many month outside my front door and need smth to distract
I’ve been FEEENING for a Temu window shopping it’s like a website version of those bootleggers that hassle you whenever you’re downtown but instead of regular people just tryna pay rent it’s an evil multimillion dollar company
This is the best description I’ve seen
I had never checked out the website and I'm in awe at how just like nisapisa, instead of thinking "this is such a ridiculous price, how can people think this is even real" it gave me "I would not pay 13 dollars for this shirt from this trashy unregulated place that I can get from the trashiest unregulated market around me for 3 dollars."
the clothes look like poorly made Sims 4 Alpha Custom Content
Gotta find the Maxis match CC.
LITERALLY I felt like we were scrolling through the sims resource in 2015
@@gwencere9383not sims resource omg 😭
SHES AN EDUCATED GRADUATED BADDIEEEE ive been following your channel since 2019, its so great to follow you along your business school journey! much love!
Why do the Temu sellers know the American anti-China-but-also-buy-everything-made-in-China demographic so well 🤔
This place smells like the outer ring suburbs of a Midwestern city
Ride-on lawnmower couture
@@baileyanderson6824 Made by union-surpressing John Deere, in Mexico (below a living wage)
One of my FAVORITE bits I do in life is lie to older people that I (28) cannot read analog clocks because I was sick that day in kindergarten. I've had it going for 10 years and only recently revealed the joke to my old coworker who genuinely tried to teach me how to read a clock rather than go on talking about how LAZY my generation is or whatever.
The other favorite one is pretending not to know what Lent is and asking for an explanation every single time.
I love asking Catholics questions bc they’re so exasperated about it
Please know that as soon as I saw you had uploaded I got up and reheated my leftover Chinese food to eat while I watch this video. I was like "Omg finally something worth watching while I eat"
what an honor omg
honestly i would kill for a shirt that says "no i cant drive a ford model T but i can traverse the oregon trail in spite of the looming constant threat of dysentary." might have to make it myself if it doesnt end up as merch
CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL NISA!!!! You worked so hard to get here, i hope you are so beyond proud of yourself.
Now that Temu is so popular we need Nisa to go back to the source… we need a Wish window shopping
We truly need to go back to the root of the evil 😭
About the tons of tshirts that say "I'm mean and I'm different and I like no one and I like coffee" we have a word for those in French, of for the people wearing them: "attachiante", a mix between "attachante" (=endearing) and "chiante" (=annoying). This comes from a big trend a couple years ago where you could buy similar tshirts with messages like those and one of the most popular one for a while was the "attachiante" one, because I guess it was funny at some point, for some people. It now belongs to the Cursed category of tshirts and you can only find those on Vinted for a couple of cents, or on websites similar to Temu. But the word kinda stuck to represent the category of people who purchase those types of cringy tshirts.
wait that’s hilarious. how delightful
I think the english equivalent would be "Adorkable"
I have been living by your motto "you're not free until your arms are free" and it has changed my life! Thanks nisipisa!
Yes! It has really stuck with me too. Genuinely life-altering advice/way of thinking.
Does that mean to wear vests or something deeper? serious question😂
@@Hellohannah178 it means don't be afraid to wear tank tops, etc even if you have bigger arms...in general to be less concerned about how others see you and to wear what you want. If you're not doing what you want because of fear of judgement, are you really free?
@@hannahcostanzo7488 thankyou for responding clearly 😊
The Happy Bunny generation grew up, had kids, and buys sarcastic tshirts about loving murder shows and messy buns.
My favorite part of this video is the octopus with thigh-highs on two of his tentacles behind Nisa. He really brings everything together. I’m glad he’s here with us for this temu venture.
omg i didn’t even notice it until i saw this comment because i’m watching on my tiny phone screen!!
no bcs why did it scare me 😭😭 i was like WHO’S THIGH IS THAT.. oh it’s an octopus thigh with its octopussy out LMFAOSDHJS
the way i start kicking my feet and blushing and screaming and throwing things and crashing my car into my neighbors house when nisa posts
“Could be a train station kinda day” is absolutely sending me because I too have never heard anything even approximating that phrase 😂😂
wait why did I literally manifest this video when I was looking at Temu yesterday out of morbid curiosity. While I was scrolling thru the women’s clothing, I was thinking “omg what if Nisa does a window shopping” 🔮🔮
"gone wrong, and sexual, and we went to JAIL" 🤣
My fave thing about Temu is the terrible photoshop of the clothes. It's hilarious.
Finally someone's making a shirt that I can wear under my train conductor uniform.
Also, can we just say, these prices are weirdly HIGH for something that looks like it came out of the Rainbow bargain bin in 2006?? I would expect $4.99 for something like these "shirts" 😬
the prices of these ugly-arse shirts PLUS SHIPPING is still so much more than second-hand clothes...what excuses are ppl even using to avoid thrifting any more, because at this point it can't be 'the clothes are all so ugly'
When there's a new Nisi video you know it's gonna be a train station kinda day
my mom loves (?) shopping on this site, and i don't have the heart to flat out tell her that most of the stuff she gets is absolute rubbish💔i just resort to gently pointing it out.
like when she bought a set of kitchen mats and somehow the words on them were sometimes spelled correctly, sometimes incorrectly. even though they were the same words being repeated. so why didn't they just copy.... the correct spelling
The corrosive acid washed font bit is true poetry
23:35 "you know what you should style this with? kerosene and a match" is DEVASTATING and had me laughing my ass off. truly one of, if not the best, window shopping episodes yet. the only thing missing was a lip print shirt
The 'mama' bit is my fave running gag of window shopping. Gets me every time
After getting my heart shattered by a 5’2 man these episodes rlly help❤️❤️
Girl if you don’t put him in a ziploc bag
5’2? That’s a manlet
keep your head up, you won't even be able to see him, out of sight out of mind
Girl thats on you for thinking a FIVE FOOT TWO creature could love you (seriously tho im sorry for you i hope you'll feel better in the future)
how to get over a short man. step 1: get a step stool.
This is one of your most banger videos yet, I'm not even joking almost every joke made me laugh. Not a mildly amused sniff out my nose with a smirk, a genuine laugh. Your reactions to these insane shirts was so amazing, I pray for your mental health recovery after recording this video 🥺🙏
AH NISA CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL !!! 💕💕
the fact you take so many selfies on your laptop and allow us to see it is SUCH a power move. also @26:33 may need to be clipped as a text notification sound lmao
after having seen 2/3 of my favourite youtubers partner with Temu, and having lost respect for them, i'm so glad you didn't go that route (unsurprisingly :)) and instead made fun of how ridiculous they are (in typical nisa fashion)
reminder not to shop from Temu if that wasnt clear, tons of accusations against them.
they’re definitely out here using modern day slavery and killing the environment…. gotta love a two for one special /s
CONGRATS ON BEING DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!! my cat and i are so happy for you!! (my cat watches all your videos with me so she's very invested)
I could go for another Fashion Nova halloween costume video. They're always doing something wild over there
Oh, you know Temu is stealing those cropped photos of women, and underpaying designers to place images of the "clothes" on top of them, and occasionally change the background. They're cutting all the corners, babes.
sometimes i test out outfits by mouse-drawing them blobbily onto a photo of myself. some of these official clothing pictures are on that level.
i love these videos and ur laugh and commentary and thoughts sm. these vids take me back to 2008 scrolling the H&M website wiht my best friend on the family desktop computer imagining in what scenario you would wear a strappy houndstooth bodycon dress with attachable fabric belt
also u are GLOWINGGG congrats on finishing grad school beloved!!!
you have nailed the desired effect of this series
I haven't laughed this much as a window shopping ever
same this is the best one
omfg why did i first think that nisa was making a joke about whoever made that ~murder shows~ shirt when i heard, “heffer, i will put you in the trunk and help ppl look for you. stop playing with me!” i completely lost it when i looked up and saw that it was actually written on a shirt LMFAO 😭😭
I'm watching your video as I'm eating all by myself at an Indian takeaway in the new city I just moved in. You can't imagine how glad I am to see you
I was literally just wondering how you were doing! Parasocial congratulations to you, Nisa!
the Chills impression at about 27:50 had me absolutely ROLLING pLEEEEASE I LIVE FOR THOSE VIDEOS
edit: i have a humble request, queen nisa - I would love a return to your roots by doing a Tumblr video, or a "the world is scary so laugh at memes" video. They're both real comfort videos and I'd love more in that rotation.
the delight i felt seeing this pop up after i had just finished watching pearl cannot be understated. a masterpiece after a masterpiece(every window shopping is one). thank you for your service
7:45 I work in a pharmacy and my pharmacist threw her kid a science themed bday party so she ordered a bunch of beakers and similar ~sciencey~ things off of Amazon and the fbi showed up to her house. They def thought she was on some Breaking Bad type bs
the "MAMA" joke is so silly to me, and I always laugh when it comes up in a window shopping video!
Can't believe that I started watching when the 3rd window shopping came out when I was a freshman in highschool and now I'm a senior. It does not feel like it has been that long 💀
CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL 🎉🎉🎉 it's been so neat hearing updates thru the years, snaps to you for that accomplishment :)
the octopus in stockings in the back >>
The mama joke freaking gets me every time
The way I watched his video and the NEXT DAY a woman walks into my work with the Idk, Idc, Idgaf shirt and shorts combo on...the way I was holding in my laugh 😂
29:11 i saw a girl wearing this in the walmart dairy aisle last week and it's now a core memory for me
congrats on finishing grad school nisa!! i'm so happy for you!
No fucking way thats halerious
holy hell, that RUclips creepypasta list voice was ON. POINT!!! I am DYING 😂
Speaking of 2008 identity theft conspiracies - when my school started requiring students pay for lunches with our fingerprint, my mom was adamant that I would not be doing that. I brought lunch every single day, all of high school. Didn't even have the ability to buy anything, even if I wanted to, because my fingerprint wasn't in the system. Probably protected me from crappy burritos at the absolute worst. What would someone do with a 14 year old's fingerprint??
YOU CAN FINALLY DRESS LIKE THE SIDE OF A VAN 💀
I'm sorry, as someone who just returned from Burning Man, I am WHEEZING
First congrats on finishing Grad school. Second, i have never looking at the Temu website but the roasting of the photo-shopping on these pictures is what i needed after a rough week of work.
The grandma nutrition facts shirt exists because someone took the comma out of the “let’s eat, grandma! Punctuation saves lives” poster in an English teacher’s classroom
The impression of the 4chan horror videos literally killed me. I am dead. I am going to end up in one of those videos, I am going to be one of the top 10 scariest RUclips murder cases. I can't believe you did this to me, Nisa.
omg she’s back
hii
I'm so jealous that you're done with grad school. I just did like 50 hours in lab this week...
As a femme wrestling fan, my entire brain just did a flip at "Monday Night Raw" right at the beginning
Per Google - “On Yellowstone, the "train station" refers to a roadside cliff in Wyoming that the Dutton crew use to deposit dead bodies of their enemies” uhhhhh
15:50
I was about to comment this. My parents watched that show and it was so cheesy I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself lol. But yeah that's what I thought of when I saw that shirt, like a way of saying "it's a murderous kinda day 💁♀!"
“Kidpix atelier” killed me
A ModCloth window shopping would make me lose my mind PLEASE
The way my eyes locked onto the chicken sign the instant it appeared on screen is evidence that this website is cursed in some ungodly fashion.
It brought great sorrow to my heart when you scrolled past the "slow masticating juicer" without comment.
The magic trick with the change 😂😂
POV; you're a fountain
She hearted my comment 😍 we truly are real-life besties
A RAW dive????.. hold my snorkel! 🏊🏾♂️Lol missed you Nisi!❤ And congrats on graduating!! 🎉🎉
Wait but can you release a shirt that says “I have a headache, I have an ulcer, I have plantar fasciitis, AGAIN!” with a cartoon graphic of your head?
I’ll admit I don’t watch your videos all the time, I kinda just watch casually, but I have been subscribed for like 3 years now and I’m always glad to see that you’re still uploading and doing good. Almost feels like you’re my cool older cousin that I never see but stay updated with
when we needed her the most, the queen came back
This is my vote for another temu vid because this was way too funny lmao
Congrats on finishing grad school! I'm in my last year of my masters in public policy; wish me luck! This window shopping was probably the most unhinged yet but I'm here for it!
38:23 this felt like a VoiceOver audition tape segment I am constantly admiring the vast selection /range of characters that you do with your voice is this something that you always just done or was it the result of something else? either way you're really great at it
i want to draw rarity doing this segment and use your audio as background because i truly think you are rarity incarnate
Can’t wait for Temu to drop the “no, I can’t drive a ford model T but I can traverse the Oregon trail despite the looming constant threat of dysentery” T
thank you youtube algorithm for recommending this, this video is a banger
the way every design is just green screened on is sending me into orbit
the not-real two-piece sets KILLED me
congrats!! also the nsa bits were hilarious. we love a patriot
CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL QUEEN!!!! 🙏
The grad school era is over and I wasn’t ready to see it go
Thank you for blessing us with another window shopping video 🙏
got the notification for this vid and dropped to my knees with pure joy like i won the lottery
the pink idgaf shirt made me choke on my cheese crackers.
my roommate had to do the heimlich on me.
congratulations on finishing grad school, nisa!! 🥰🥳🎉
also congratulation on this monumental achievement I'm so excited to be a part of the para social community that celebrates your achievements with you🎉🎉😂😂
Unrelated to the video but my stinky brain has been terrible for the first time in a year and I’ve lost interest in most things. But your videos are like having a long hug from a friend and I am v thankful for that ♥️
OMG YAYYY!!! NEW WINDOW SHOPPING!!!
Also congratulations 🎉
40 MINUTES WE WON SIS
Your impression of creepypasta listicle RUclipsr voice was so freaking spot on. Why do they talk like that?! What accent is it?
British Colombia?!
Congrats on graduating!!!🎉
Congrats on finishing grad school Nisa!!! This feels like the end of an era for you and I can't wait to hear what's next!
Best way to start a weekend fr😮💨
I hate temu with every fiber of my being and I’ve never seen a nisipisa video before…. can’t wait to see if the RUclips algorithm has (eerily) done it again
Please watch all of her window shopping vids. They're brilliant
Nisaaa congrats on finishing grad school! I also think it would be fun to make another windowshopping for like an absurdly posh brand
i legit started chanting "yes yes yes yes yes yes" as the page was loading when I saw your video in my feed MOTHER FED US
☝️ 😁 ☝️
Not me working at an underfunded elementary school offering students deep fried, 17th generation copies.
obsessed with the fact that i got a temu ad at the end of this video but congrats on graduating nisa!!! ive missed window shopping :)
important news on the time line… The queen HAS RETURNED
SHE'S BACK 😭🙏