Jake and Amir: Table Read 2

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 6 лет назад +1136

    I like how Darryl enters the room, and says "I didn't see you there ..." and then Moira enters, so he was just talking to himself

    • @KevyGLevy
      @KevyGLevy 4 года назад +64

      I feel like he's talking to the audience. A Ferris Beuller of himself.

    • @InSpades0
      @InSpades0 3 года назад +30

      @@KevyGLevy a bueller, Ferris or otherwise

    • @drp3lvis
      @drp3lvis 3 года назад

      @@InSpades0 är d. S. Säg s

    • @kuudez
      @kuudez 3 года назад +27

      I also like that he's almost out of cash and then offers Moira cash - such great bad writing

    • @jonathanstern5537
      @jonathanstern5537 3 года назад +19

      He's talking to cash.

  • @MagownBand
    @MagownBand 10 лет назад +874

    "This is sex, and I am cash" is something that can be said in any context to express self-satisfaction.

    • @PrincePossum
      @PrincePossum 4 года назад +31

      It has so much power no matter when you say it

    • @JuiCeBoX19
      @JuiCeBoX19 8 месяцев назад

      My ex wife hated it when I said that. Hence: EX wife

    • @SerraPontosSoc
      @SerraPontosSoc 6 месяцев назад

      I reckon Johnny Cash used to say this regularly when he was alive

  • @tbbhoiorg
    @tbbhoiorg 9 лет назад +1544

    "Interior: cash" what a line..

    • @NYCybertruck
      @NYCybertruck 2 года назад +13

      INT: CASH, DAY

    • @pirana6
      @pirana6 2 года назад +13

      @@NYCybertruck Very good writing

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment 8 месяцев назад

      This motherfucker only cares about money

  • @connormcculley825
    @connormcculley825 9 лет назад +2614

    My favorite running joke is Amir thinking money and cash are two different things.

    • @Adloquiem
      @Adloquiem 9 лет назад +5

      +Batman蝠 oh my god lmao

    • @mreleftherios
      @mreleftherios 9 лет назад +53

      +Connor McCulley cash money, aint nothing funny

    • @CarloMartinini
      @CarloMartinini 8 лет назад +3

      +Batman蝠 Holy hell did you write that yourself? Please write new J&A episodes, you're the chosen one.

    • @CarloMartinini
      @CarloMartinini 8 лет назад +5

      ***** That's super cool of you, man! And I really couldn't see a difference in writing style, so great job! You truly are a pimp and a cool.

    • @remyd.s2286
      @remyd.s2286 8 лет назад +1

      +Batman蝠 What parts were they? Just curious

  • @NikSwiftDigs
    @NikSwiftDigs 8 лет назад +488

    I love how passionately Murph watches the whole table read, even before his breakdown. Really enjoying the writing, intently listening to Amir's explanations for those too thick-headed.

    • @jingy205
      @jingy205 6 лет назад +41

      "Very good writing"

  • @kocarevkocarevski7658
    @kocarevkocarevski7658 8 лет назад +808

    This is, hands down, one of the all-time best episodes of Jake and Amir, every single line in it makes me crack up, start to finish.

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 8 лет назад +88

      "Very good writing."-Murph

    • @slycooper459
      @slycooper459 5 лет назад +2

      tim tincan funniest line of the episode

    • @theinternet8072
      @theinternet8072 4 года назад +6

      Every time I watch this I start to finish, too.

    • @Andy_Wells
      @Andy_Wells Год назад +1

      Yeah my favourite all-time episode.

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu 3 года назад +279

    Paul's deadpan reading of the "Its that guap shit" line kills me every time

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 2 года назад +18

      He really ruined the “Dun na na nana na” line, and that’s exactly what he was suppose to do. Great job by Paul.

    • @ChaelSonnen000
      @ChaelSonnen000 Год назад

      I heard he'd punch his mother in the gut for 20 dollars

  • @MangoLassie142
    @MangoLassie142 7 лет назад +158

    "I'm ecstatic to feel this. This is sex, and I am cash" Best line ever written.

  • @bmx98583
    @bmx98583 10 лет назад +1259

    I lost it at "she organisms"

  • @CameronSlaysTBE
    @CameronSlaysTBE 2 года назад +72

    “I’d punch my mother in the gut for $20” Such an iconic random-ass line 😂😂😂

  • @Creekmore
    @Creekmore 9 лет назад +294

    Emily pulling the mouth guard out of her dress like they both knew it'd come to to this.

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 2 года назад +20

      JUST noticed that and wanted to see if someone else did, that coupled with the fact Murph already had his wrestling leotard on underneath his street clothes. That is good writing.

    • @adagatiyascullawl3458
      @adagatiyascullawl3458 Год назад +11

      She used the same type of humor, just in audio form, all the time in NADDPOD with Moonshine Cybin. It's great.

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 9 лет назад +432

    I love how the ending is apparently such a regular occurrence that no one even cares.

  • @mitchelletzkin1321
    @mitchelletzkin1321 10 лет назад +297

    This one is one of my favs
    "Darrel holds up a binder with laminated bills. $20's $50's, even $60's and $70's?? It's all good bc it's all green."
    And the fact that Murph kept telling Amir that his writing was good.
    Lmfao

  • @twhalen25
    @twhalen25 7 лет назад +66

    I love how emily just handed murph his mouth guard like this has happened a million times before

  • @EsquilaxM
    @EsquilaxM 3 года назад +68

    Oh wow, they crammed so many jokes in here it needs rewatching to appreciate. Like the first time I missed the $60 and $70 bills line because I was looking at Murph and Jake's conversation.
    And Emily's little flirty wave to Jake while Murph screams about off-screen chemistry xD

  • @kittykatmeow6809
    @kittykatmeow6809 7 лет назад +295

    *Moira wears an ape mask and nothing else* except a shirt and pants and granny underwear 😂

  • @senecauk8363
    @senecauk8363 9 лет назад +547

    Emily licking her fingers is at once the hottest and most revolting thing I've ever seen, spot on.

    • @sambarker6141
      @sambarker6141 9 лет назад +3

      seneca uk Agreed, need more.

    • @Mysticsloth
      @Mysticsloth 9 лет назад +5

      seneca uk only revolting to me.

    • @thawhiteazn
      @thawhiteazn 3 года назад

      @@rahellseddek8540 no shit Sherlock, everyone knows what the joke is. You don’t have to explain it

  • @RoronoaZoroSensei
    @RoronoaZoroSensei 10 лет назад +84

    I love the runninggag of Murphy thinking Jake's going for Emily

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 8 лет назад +335

    *she organisms*

    • @meechivelli
      @meechivelli 8 лет назад +31

      ah ooh mm ee eee eee ee oohhhh me love you long time

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment 8 месяцев назад +4

    "get away from me, Murphy.. I'll.. sue you" is such a great line. Jake is just fully out of options when it comes to dealing with Murph

  • @TheLastCol
    @TheLastCol 10 лет назад +250

    Murph breaks so they have to cut away at 2:53

    • @TheLastCol
      @TheLastCol 9 лет назад +7

      MindTheJourney So? He still breaks... you can tell he's about to laugh.
      Also, he isn't b/c Emily hands it to him after...

    • @briantroy7376
      @briantroy7376 9 лет назад +3

      IrishColin94 MindTheJourney, he definitely does break, they should have cut about half a second sooner back to jake and amir. You can see that he starts laughing.

    • @deathboy1248
      @deathboy1248 9 лет назад +20

      Lol because Emily is making noises and amir looks like he is conducting it.

    • @WycliffStudios
      @WycliffStudios 6 лет назад

      No shit Sherlock

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад +28

    0:52 Amir's reaction to this is the funniest moment in the whole series IMO

    • @jackneubecker
      @jackneubecker 2 года назад +3

      "Mr Magorium?"
      "WHO?"

    • @psyduck8025
      @psyduck8025 9 месяцев назад

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who cried laughing at that for no reason

  • @yeshayahuseeman1199
    @yeshayahuseeman1199 4 месяца назад +3

    Interior: cash!
    Day: this mfkr only cares about money!
    Literally seconds after Amir emphasizes that he cares about cash more than he cares about money.
    Every tiny detail in the script is so perfectly incongruous. It's truely an amazing work of art.

  • @stairedblanket
    @stairedblanket 10 лет назад +50

    2:38 - Uneasy Jake is hilarious.

  • @jummins1998
    @jummins1998 5 лет назад +8

    lol @1:27 murphy being super intrigued and focused at Amir’s nonsense like it’s genius screenwriting

  • @definingkr33d
    @definingkr33d 2 года назад +7

    I love the ridiculous hand motion Amir does at 1:42! Then, Jake asks Amir if the scene is sexy to him, and Amir turns the hand motion towards Jake as if that answers the question!

  • @trouser_snake2536
    @trouser_snake2536 2 года назад +4

    2:54 you can see Murph start to crack during Moira Clock's high-pitched, tantric organism

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment 6 месяцев назад +2

    "You're Moira, from this point on I don't want you to break character until you die. Got that, Emily?"
    "Call me, Moira"
    "who...?"

  • @pirana6
    @pirana6 Год назад +3

    Among the MANY underrated lines in this episode is the scene direction that just says "I'd punch my mother in the gut for 20 dollars." That's direction that isn't even describing anything and never even supposed to be said out loud.

  • @deathpyre
    @deathpyre 10 лет назад +61

    You can tell the video is going to end, if you look closely giant annotation boxes appear way too early

    • @rickyrosaay1228
      @rickyrosaay1228 10 лет назад +18

      Turn annotations off is the first thing any smart person does.

    • @Aeghamedic
      @Aeghamedic 10 лет назад +120

      There's also this red bar at the bottom of the video that moves from the left to right as the video progresses.

    • @Parad1gmSh1ft
      @Parad1gmSh1ft 10 лет назад +4

      Aeghamedic
      By gods you are right! Eureka!

    • @deathpyre
      @deathpyre 10 лет назад

      Aeghamedic
      If only I wished to stare at the bar at the bottom and not the content, especially when in full screen and it disappears. Woe is me.

  • @andrewmichos3404
    @andrewmichos3404 4 года назад +7

    “Even 60s and 70s” 😂😂 had me crying!!!

  • @stairedblanket
    @stairedblanket 10 лет назад +47

    2:52 - Murph cracks a smile.

  • @FinalTroop
    @FinalTroop 10 лет назад +5

    The way the ending wrapped up, wrestling out fit, masturbation joke, the way mouth guard looked. I literally almost died. I mean it, I smoke a tone of cigarettes so I have weak longs, you made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath.

  • @janzenchoi
    @janzenchoi 8 лет назад +57

    'she organisms'

  • @Heskey4lyfe
    @Heskey4lyfe 8 лет назад +10

    "Get in your knees and kiss my knees" I feel like this originated from the podcast episode with jakes sister

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith 5 лет назад +8

    After rewatching for this many years, I just noticed Emily pulls Murphs mouth guard from inside her shirt. 😂😂

  • @maddiehansen5661
    @maddiehansen5661 8 лет назад +25

    I never noticed that they kept changing Moira's last name. That's hilarious.

  • @bradygalen7660
    @bradygalen7660 9 лет назад +6

    The comedic timing in this short is phenomenal

  • @creepycassette
    @creepycassette 3 года назад +7

    CONTINUITY: Emily was told to not break character and thats why she likes Jake going forward.

  • @TheBrickCraftsman
    @TheBrickCraftsman 8 лет назад +35

    2:52 Murph losing it. HAHAHA

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 8 лет назад +2

      He's almost always on the cusp of bursting laughter. It's amazing

    • @mr.sandoval5976
      @mr.sandoval5976 8 лет назад

      Amazing you caught that!

  • @TheFounderUtopia
    @TheFounderUtopia 10 лет назад +69

    I kinda wanna see Jake just deck Murphy one of these days.

    • @oddboygaming
      @oddboygaming 10 лет назад +9

      nah it just couldnt work.. jake would just end up having a beef

    • @TheFounderUtopia
      @TheFounderUtopia 10 лет назад +2

      I'm beefing soy. :(

    • @baljot1231
      @baljot1231 10 лет назад +2

      Jake in the show is far too beta to ever confront Murphy.

    • @DonyCaspion
      @DonyCaspion 9 лет назад +2

      +TheFounderUtopia Yes a thousand times yes

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 6 лет назад

      TheFounderUtopia the fact that beefing soy is a phrase that makes sense in this series really says a lot about this series

  • @ArchivedByHaz
    @ArchivedByHaz 10 лет назад +1

    SHE ORGANISMS! THAT PART REALLY GOT ME.

  • @joseville
    @joseville 2 года назад +1

    2:22 start going to town. They're going all the way, downtown, midtown, uptown, even Central Park and Staten Island.

  • @chris_1988
    @chris_1988 9 лет назад +11

    I keep coming back to this and it cracks me up every time.

    • @chris_1988
      @chris_1988 3 года назад +2

      Back again for another round. Still so good...

    • @chris_1988
      @chris_1988 Год назад +1

      And again.

    • @chris_1988
      @chris_1988 26 дней назад

      Oh hi!

  • @artloverivy
    @artloverivy 2 месяца назад +1

    In both of these, Murph somehow manages to be more of a menace than Amir 😂

  • @thegoldensubway4182
    @thegoldensubway4182 8 лет назад +11

    HE WAS IMPROVISING

  • @StripesBeatSolids
    @StripesBeatSolids 9 лет назад +26

    Holy fuck 2:02 always kills me jfc that delivery is so good

  • @haydenmacfarlane7194
    @haydenmacfarlane7194 5 лет назад +7

    Holy shit I forgot about this one. This is one of the best episodes in my opinion, so many dumb little jokes that are just so funny

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Год назад +1

    Paul says, "as always let's do Amir's first" which means Amir writes scripts every time, so whenever Jak says that Amir doesn't do any work, he's wrong, Amir does plenty of work, he's just not very good at it.

  • @townofed
    @townofed 10 лет назад +5

    I think that it is brilliant that they got Allan Ginsberg to sit at the top of the top and act as the head guy in this scene... how was College Humor able to get him?

  • @SMlITHY
    @SMlITHY 7 лет назад +4

    I love how no-one reacts or intervenes when Murph starts literally wrestling jake

  • @n2nyanimeboy
    @n2nyanimeboy 4 года назад +9

    2:57 straight died when Emily pulled out the mouthpiece out of her bra

  • @michaelpatm
    @michaelpatm 6 лет назад +1

    I don't think that I have or will ever hear a more aesthetically pleasing pronunciation of 'cash' than Amir's.

  • @W1LLBOR
    @W1LLBOR 10 лет назад +72

    3:20 his mouth is photoshopped right? Is that possible?

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 10 лет назад +68

      it's a black mouthguard

    • @lazerphazer21
      @lazerphazer21 10 лет назад +9

      I thought he had no teeth but then I remembered the mouthguard

    • @Usenabt
      @Usenabt 10 лет назад +37

      Its a mouthguard but looking at that scene in ur perspective brought me too tears in laughter

    • @DangShred
      @DangShred 10 лет назад +13

      You don't photoshop videos...

    • @LazyGyro
      @LazyGyro 10 лет назад +12

      Fernando Whiskerton videoshop

  • @daugbret
    @daugbret 10 лет назад +1

    "Lets get it out of the way." "Saving the best for... first." That was clever and fit with the character always hearing things however he wants to.

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 8 лет назад +20

    When the dude almost laughs reading "I punched my mother in the gut for $20".

  • @mancunianhardcore
    @mancunianhardcore 7 лет назад +4

    i have 100% watched this video like 20 times before but, for some reason, i've never processed like half of it
    so, in a way, is this the one j&a i haven't truly seen?

  • @thekredge4187
    @thekredge4187 9 лет назад +9

    "my knees, my tiny knees"

  • @prizepanther8739
    @prizepanther8739 10 лет назад +5

    What the fuck was the sound Murph was making at the end?! It sounded like a dehydrated lamb! Especially with the face!

  • @mountaindtrix
    @mountaindtrix 3 года назад +1

    2:53 lmao murph is trying to hold it in, i think

  • @ixihatinn
    @ixihatinn 2 года назад +2

    this was the weirdest naddpod episode, so far. good to see that amir is back, tho

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 8 лет назад +9

    3:16 Amir lol XD

  • @erimdilber
    @erimdilber 10 месяцев назад

    the delivery of "who" the funniest thing of all time

  • @bromosome8049
    @bromosome8049 Год назад +1

    I can't imagine how the outtakes were. "that guap shit that makes rappers hoes go duh nuh nuh nuh nuh.. nuh nuh nuh nuh. I'd punch my mother in the gut for $20" I bet he had to read that with no one in the room 😭

  • @oldschoolvids327
    @oldschoolvids327 10 лет назад

    2:52 Murphy's little smirk there....gets me every time

  • @kenji875
    @kenji875 Год назад

    I pray every day for table read 3, 4, 5, 6 etc. and I hope they all follow the same plot

  • @lAmCanad1an
    @lAmCanad1an 10 лет назад

    2:52 Murph did his best to keep it together but I noticed that little smile happening!

  • @LordSeethe
    @LordSeethe 5 лет назад +3

    If you notice, Emily actually pulls the mouthguard from under her shirt collar. She totally knew this was going to happen and prepared for it.

  • @anima099
    @anima099 10 лет назад +1

    Awesome new vid! Jake and Amir are best with the rest of CH on their show. Emily's acting is as awesome as ever.

  • @EsquilaxM
    @EsquilaxM 3 года назад

    2:52, Murph breaks xD these 4 are great together, wish there were more than 1 naddpod special.

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 10 месяцев назад

    This was my first glimpse into insanity back in 2000-something.

  • @dais1151
    @dais1151 Год назад

    I love the reveal that everyone else is also in the room 😆😆

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep 8 лет назад +2

    I love how Murph is just nuts in like all of these

  • @doriansilk1727
    @doriansilk1727 9 лет назад +27

    Bret Hart would be proud of that Sharpshooter.

    • @ejavoric
      @ejavoric 8 лет назад +3

      +Dorian Silk Murph is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

  • @LemonClick
    @LemonClick 10 лет назад +12

    Hahahaha best one in a while

  • @gabrielxj1158
    @gabrielxj1158 Год назад

    Murph and Emily might be my favorite side characters. I love all of the world they've built tho. Another honorable mention might be Pat and his constant kleptomania

  • @hashadehunter6389
    @hashadehunter6389 7 месяцев назад +1

    I always wondered why Jake was so afraid of Murph...until he put him in the Walls of Jericho 😅

  • @b3productions974
    @b3productions974 2 года назад

    I'd kill for a table read 3 with the headgum peeps

  • @floppingfish5361
    @floppingfish5361 8 лет назад +4

    what a perfectly executed Sharpshooter

  • @mr.sandoval5976
    @mr.sandoval5976 8 лет назад +27

    im fucking dead come to my funeral

  • @jordan_private
    @jordan_private 5 лет назад

    Wow. Been watching Jake and Amir for a long time and somehow I missed this episode. Love the YT algorithm not realizing I want the sequel next.

  • @DaSauceful
    @DaSauceful 10 лет назад +1

    I LOL'ed so hard when he said she organisms

  • @MiracleinStars
    @MiracleinStars 10 лет назад

    This was pretty much the funniest thing I've seen all week.

  • @nickelodeann
    @nickelodeann 10 лет назад +9

    "She organisms" lol.

  • @Exubeh1
    @Exubeh1 2 года назад +1

    He's fine with who reads scene direction. Real chill. Just editorially laid back

  • @Greyz174
    @Greyz174 10 лет назад +14

    3:08

  • @MCPhatman
    @MCPhatman 10 лет назад +1

    Haven't laughed this hard at a Jake and Amir in a while god job...!

  • @shellshock10
    @shellshock10 9 лет назад +4

    "That Guap Shit"

  • @NoahJRussell
    @NoahJRussell 9 лет назад +10

    Vinnie looks so different now...

  • @WhiteSwagGoodman
    @WhiteSwagGoodman 10 лет назад +1

    Lol best jake and Amir yet. I applaud the writers

  • @tonyg5288
    @tonyg5288 2 года назад +1

    What a masterpiece

  • @collinlawrence8213
    @collinlawrence8213 10 лет назад

    Best Jake and Amir in a while!

  • @pfcbangin
    @pfcbangin 3 года назад

    "I won't do it" 1:44
    Something about that delivery kills me

  • @Applicable999
    @Applicable999 10 лет назад +1

    Im afraid the first table read episode was better, but this was still 7/10

  • @worldhistory1014
    @worldhistory1014 7 лет назад +24

    These scripts are still better than the stuff they produce now

  • @JIMMYJEE
    @JIMMYJEE 10 лет назад

    We NEED to see the outtakes of this! Pleasseeee!

  • @roughbro
    @roughbro 3 года назад

    Amir’s little hand movements are fkn gold

  • @Andr3wco7
    @Andr3wco7 10 лет назад +58

    Jake and Amir: Table Read 2

    • @go_gorilla_go
      @go_gorilla_go 10 лет назад +183

      Fantastic contribution to the comment section. Well done.

    • @Mumfin
      @Mumfin 10 лет назад +16

      itsRYNOstyle dat google+ integration tho

    • @IpkedvlsI
      @IpkedvlsI 10 лет назад +3

      u must play rs

    • @ishanbb
      @ishanbb 10 лет назад

      +Clark Kent mhmm I do

    • @campbellgildersleeve5243
      @campbellgildersleeve5243 10 лет назад

      Smileey damn, it looks so weird backwards XD

  • @DomSchu
    @DomSchu 10 лет назад

    Best Jake and Amir in a long time

  • @milesisterrible
    @milesisterrible 4 года назад +1

    *Very good writing*