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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Brooklyn Nine-Nine RUclips channel. Here you'll find the best moments from Jake, Amy, Boyle, Terry, Holt, Gina and Rosa. Nine-Nine!!
"Marshed mallow" I love Holt so much.
He's the gay robot dad we all secretly need.
Definitely the best one
marshed mallow woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha classic
"I KNEW IT"
“Marshed Mallow?”
*giggles*
“I knew it!”
Sam Ashton hahaha
should've said HOT DAMN!
"i don't care for it" "classical music" *fake laughs*
😂😂
*I DONT CARE FOR IT CLASSICAL MUSIC*
"Right, what's Amy's deal? She single?" Hitchcock LMAO
I love how confused Hitchcock looks when Jake tells him they're dating.
@Not a Llama he just stares at Amy like "wtf you doing dating peralta?"
There's an even better one in s6
He asks this again and Jake goes like "you were there for the wedding Hitchcock"
@1993DJC wrong vid dude.. but yeah where's the movie
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
@Natnael Guliano not even close community was only good for like 3 seasons BB9 has always been good
Nobody is talking about the vending machines and the line "Yes, please. Take me to the land of vending machines." so underrated.
I just thought that!
Thanks u for service "free candy"lol
911 likes? Please keep it this way
That would be a dream come true 💃💃💃
Bring me to the land of the vending machines
Underrated line: "I'd like an HR person to remind everyone of workplace boundaries." or maybe I found it too amusing (:
Both lol
I echo you bruh!!
I swear I didnt see that even after watching so many times
@@KyloWolf_ oooooooiio
O
"Why wouldn't you just use you other hand?" Gina Linetti, the voice of reason.
Bianca, no!!!!
That shriek though is very noice.
Bilal Tariq nups
It was succulent
smort
"Because she is dark and thick like my first cousin Bianca..." 😂😂😂
Toit
"I should be the bigger person! It shouldn't be hard, given that Madeline's not, technically... a person."
*cackling*
😂
Jake: FREEEE CANDYYYYYY
Also Jake: PUSHES CHARLES INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
4:50
AND Rosa smiling
@@ritchiebesas631 it brings me joy seeing rosa smile
Lol
Charles woke up in the back rooms after that shove
Gina singing 'who dis' is my ringtone
How did you get it?
ANGRY LIL SLICE OF PIE - seriously how?
Lizzie x7 are you on android or apple
Mr toodle apple
@@mysteriouscookiemoustache5839 Oh sorry I can't help you
So long, Tank.
Tank? I gained three pounds in Paris! THREE POUNDS!
HAHA
hitchcock and scully ruin everything
*cue the theme song*
@@JimmyGotRustled He sounds so angry yet so emotional
Lol
@@romainsavioz5466 i have two words for you: they DONT
They missed a perfect opportunity for Holt to come in while Amy was doing an impression of him. Horrified Amy is the funniest Amy.
But what they pulled off with Boyle winning the best impression was just as hilarious
Amy would never purposefully mock her superior though
@@ThaBoss76000 maybe 7th drink amy would?
@@PurpleMoon799 is 7 drink Amy the one that speaks French? Or is 7 drink Amy equestrian Amy?
@@alligaytor4253 thats the one we dont know yet
"Why don't you just use your other hand?" lmao
Stef N Gina. Not a detective yet the smartest person there.
LIyre
Actually it's "Title" ...
Title of your sex tape
I know y'all said it first but it's title not name so I had to
COLD OPENS BY TIMESTAMP:
0:00 - Old School
0:49 - Captain Peralta
1:43 - Mr Santiago
2:37 - Terry Kitties
3:52 - Johnny and Dora
4:55 - Pontiac Bandit
6:16 - The Road Trip
7:24 - Stakeout
Ricey Martin why why must you do this
Wow you know all the episode! Unbelievable! 😲👏👏
Can we all just admit that Boyle has impressive triceps?
Thulitha Senevirathne there bigger than terry’s
Thulitha Senevirathne what's a tricep? 😂😂😂- im so dumb
@@maisiefeek2747 biggest muscle in your arm
For anyone as curious as me, see 6:01
Although they're biceps, so may be thinking of a different bit
I love how she pronounced “Rosa Díaz” properly in 8:22
That little sign of respect just gets me so happy, I always rewatch that part
I don't know. I personally always think pronouncing "foreign" names in their native language feels awkward. I have a French ass name and tbh I prefer it when English speaking people pronounce it as if it was English. But that's just personal preference I guess.
@@sizel7658 i tried reading classy fet in french tone
@@faheemiqbal9665 Joke's on you. Pronunciation is almost identical in both English and French :p
I don't know. The accent made it worse in my opinion, so I wouldn't say it was "properly" pronounced. Still the attempt was made I guess.
Iosif I it is properly. The English pronunciation isn’t how to say it properly
they need to make a compilation of boyle being the biggest shipper of jake and amy
They already did
@@AGuyNamedRobin seven months ago they didn't
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT. It’s on 99 likes so DONT change it. Brooklyn 99
WE ALL DO
1:21 "no I don't" *pulls the same pose as the creep*
That is the jokio
I just realized that lol
With a highlighter in the same colour as the lollipop
I didn't notice that 😂
4:52 Jake pushed Charles away🤣🤣
Ashmit Kumar ui
Ashmit Kumar poor Charles :(
@@sentostar no free candy for him
Lol i didn't notice it you make me repeat 20 times thanks jjajaajajaj
You made my day
I love Holt's sassy comebacks. I swear that man is my favourite
2:35 me after every joke of this goddamn beautiful show
HAHAHA SAMEEE
H 1
...”I knew it” ?
@@nicholasleclerc1583 No, someone else has to say I knew it. 😝
Tank?
I gained three pounds from Paris!
*THREE POUNDS!*
*cue the theme song*
Goddamn Hitchcock and Scully
This video was *succulent*
Innit?
Needs more likes
no
Yesterday I had a snacksident
BAN HIM!!!
_”Say goodbye to Bianca, Boyle!”_
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I can't with Boyle dropping every single mug and then spilling coffee on himself HAHA
Boyle: “and I’m twink tucker”
Jake: “you can not choose your own name anymore!”
Lmao YAS
I love how at 4:54 Charles got pushed over and in the next cold open he comes in hurt 5:02 ( they are unrelated for anyone has not watched the show )
Thats editing for you, mate
04:29 "There still the baby carrot that I requested to put in. It's black now but it's there"
Even Terry didn't buy the baby carrot that he himself requested 😂😂😂😂
0:26 you can see Rosa smile
I freaking love Scully! 4:09 "yes please, take me to the land of vending machines!" 😂 I died 😂😂😂
8:08 Rosa looks like she's Jake's parent/carer she looks proud of him lmao 😂
"What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?"
Title of your sex tape
EVERYONE GETS A TANK 😂
I wanna know what others extra stand there n tall about in the background. so casual and real like at the same time in the police precinct.
Rhubarb is another classic extra line.
5:05 Charles coming back is the first scene I ever saw from the show while I was on a flight, I was instantly hooked by this and the "weirdness" of it haha
0:29 best shot in the entire show
Anytime I achieve something or do something successfully I YELL “NINE NINE” like im a part of their squad or something
These are giving a perfect competition to The Office.
‘This machine is practically part of the force, take Scully instead!’ UNDERRATED LINEEE
"I'm Twink Tucker!"
"You are not allowed to choose your own name anymore!"
I love how weirdly Ginas saluting
The marshmallow intro gets me every time
the marshmellow one is pure gold
1:43 hitchcock lowkey for amy cracks me up everytime. thats confidence.
"I don't care for it, classical music"
Lmao underrated line
Please god let there be S6
Tbh I hope this show never ends
Literally I will only be satisfied if there is 99 seasons
First of All they should release S4 in germany :(
Tomas and Season 7 and 8 and 9 and 10 hahahha I'm sorry I jusy love this show too...So much. ❤
Your prayers have been answered.
R.I.P Bianca
These people are a whole mood. Recently just finished the entire series and I couldn't stop laughing lmao
"And one Earl Grey for me, Twink Tucker!"
"Nope, you ruined it!"
Get's me every time 🤣🤣
Give it a Whirrll Girlll❤️
cannot get enough of Capt Holt!
The edit and cut for this video is just amazing. The effort is indescribable thank you to the people rsponsible for putting this together.
Gina : I have been asking you for _months_ if I can answer the phone like :
"wHOoOoO DIS? "
FAVE SHOW EVER
This is what I love about Brooklyn 99! Before the episode gets so serious, we get to watch a golden funny part!
Bⁱᵃⁿᶜᵃ! Nᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ!
“I don’t care for it.” *Classical music*
I'm French and I feels good to hear : "Bonjour mes amis"
I love when Holt told them that they had 10 minutes, he didn't specify whether it meant they had to change out of them or if they could play their roles for that amount of time.
Holt is a gem.
I love the marshmallow open, I still laugh about it every time 😂
You have ten minutes.
I choose to believe Holt heard Boyle's impression and just wanted to mess with Jake by doing exactly that
10 questions science still can’t explain:
Did jake say ,” Say goodbye to Bianca, Boyle “ or “ Say goodbye to Bianca Boyle “ .
xxXpertNERDYxx Definitely the first
"What's Amy's deal? She single?"
I always cracked up at that line knowing that Hitchcock has a little crush on Amy 😂😂😂 And his look on Amy afterwards. He felt betrayed.
Jake - “So long, Tank”
Cpt Holt - “TANK? I GAINED THREE POUNDS!”
😂😂😂
4:45 lmao that guy is so done 😂😂
I love that hitchcock was part of the shoe disposal crew in the first clip, it shows that even though Scully is his friend and partner, he acknowledges that some actions need to be taken.
I like when they give shallow characters some depth like that.
ALSO BOYLE WAS IN PITCH PERFECT 2
and 1
KEVIN (Captain Holt' husband) WAS IN JUMANJI
OMG IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE ACTORS WHO ACT IN THINGS BECAUSE THATS THEIR JOB
Who was he in pitch perfect
Miyako Yamamura I think in Pitch Perfect one, he was in the acapella group seen after the Treblemakers won in that one competition. And in Pitch Perfect 2, he was seen in the Riff off singing, guess what, Shake your booty.
I'm re-watching these after a while now... Almost forgot why i love this show so much!😅😆
Gina’s best lines in this video:
“It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth”
“I’ve been asking you forever if I can answer the phone like... WHOOOOO DIS?”
“This is so fun! I wish you guys got shot more often!”
Admit it... SHE’S THE BEST! 😂
My dumbass thought it was "OOOOOOOH DANCE"
I can't wait til new episodes come out!!
Josh Duval we have to wait until after the Winter Olympics
"The sugar in this is quite sweet"
This was underrated
they are so great love them
The Bianca cold open is honestly my favorite open ever
"dark and thicc like my first cousin bianca." lol
"Dark and thicc", title of your sex tape.
I love how Charles checks his watch yet doesn't say anything (the first clip)
6:35 God, Holt's face...
When the vending machine fell over Jake pushed Charles out of the way lmao
Holts laugh after eating marshmallow cracks me up every time
Dat scream at 1:41
The "it looks like you unclogged the shower drain with your mouth" Oh gosh it's so funny! 😂
1:30 that's right I call her bianca because she's dark and thick
bro bianca is Italian for white
he said "because she's dark and thicc like my first cousin, bianca" lmao
I watched this video for about a 100 times. No regrets.
"Boom... Did it.... had both ways..... no regrets....." ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the fact that such a serious character can make u laugh hard....
8:50 *WUTCHTIME IS OVER, BOOM DID IT HAHA*
3:51 THREE POUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂
The marshmellow bit always gets me, because when you first see Charles' impression, you think that there's no way. And than Holt does it and it suddenly makes sense.
3:17 Boyle was about to ask for the most sensible thing! (Speaking as an Indian)
Preach it!!!
I got no words to describe how i love these guys
“Oh it’s coming out the bottom”
*ughhh*
“It is... coming out the bottom.... of the cast”
The sailors cold open was hilarious "what're you Irish now? no" *nods*
Holt was so sweet letting them play in their undercover personas xD
Wunch time is over...! No regret...! And I can't stop laughing...!
4:21 Boyle got offended after Jake said the vending machine was the best restaurant.
3:16 I feel like Gina needs to hear that about Terry.
I just love it when Charles says ... because I love the sea gulls
5:48 Rosa's voice in s1 is so weird xd
i'm living for this show
Jake yelling ABORT after failing the mission reminds me of me alt+f4-ing a game after dying in order to prevent it from saving.
"WUNTCH TIME IS OVER! BOOM! Did it! Haha Had it both ways. No regrets!!! 😌" always gets me
LOVE EVERY UPLOA!!!
this wasnt in the video but i love it when holt says "youre right wuntch isnt some invincible sucubus, shes a regular sucubus and can be defeated