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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +836

    That first clip shows that Amy is equal parts smart and dumb. She and Dwight are just built different

    • @parisdelusion
      @parisdelusion Год назад +35

      booksmart but not streetsmart lol

    • @aditi946
      @aditi946 10 месяцев назад +2

      She is not stupid at all ...her need for approval from Holt sometimes supercedes her common sense . Happens to the best of us .

    • @ParachePauline_234
      @ParachePauline_234 8 месяцев назад

      Holts sometimes makes her stupid

  • @b.o4788
    @b.o4788 Год назад +462

    The first one is definitely my favorite cold open. "Great gift babe" gets me every single time 😂😂😂

  • @Desolat3F0x
    @Desolat3F0x Год назад +198

    The oldest arrest scene seemed so like genuine, those felt like actual reactions

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 Год назад +11

      I'm pretty sure there's a compilation of ad libs and that's got some of them 😂

    • @Lil.femboy.3
      @Lil.femboy.3 Год назад +21

      They were, if you listen closely, Andy samburg called charles Joe

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 Год назад +6

      @@Lil.femboy.3 oh wow, never noticed! They cover it up enough to make it sound like no, but he definitely is calling the actor by his name 😂

    • @kaimorg
      @kaimorg Год назад +3

      most of the scene with joe is actual improv! it was so good they just left it in :)

    • @kaimorg
      @kaimorg Год назад

      most of the scene with joe is actual improv! it was so good they just left it in :)

  • @axkermans
    @axkermans Год назад +457

    Things to remember: Terry hates birds!
    Things to remember better: *TERRY HATES CREEPY CRAWLIES!!!!*

    • @sirennightshade4977
      @sirennightshade4977 Год назад +16

      Equally important to remember: Terry loves talking about himself in the third person!

    • @laurendegennaro8310
      @laurendegennaro8310 Год назад +13

      And Terry loves yogurt!

    • @varshinimayalagu7285
      @varshinimayalagu7285 Год назад +1

      and terry loves love !! and terry loves responsible agricultural practices !!

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Год назад +381

    Jake is king of the cold opening

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 Год назад +5

      Absolutely. They could make a show of him just doing cold opens

  • @PepperLettuce
    @PepperLettuce Год назад +97

    8:18 God, Terry roasted Jake into a crispy well-done barbeque

  • @EmilyroseSnell
    @EmilyroseSnell Год назад +169

    The fact that I'm literally sat having a late night pasta pot dinner makes me feel called out 😂

    • @libbyallen2566
      @libbyallen2566 Год назад

      What? I don’t know what this girl dinner thing is 😂

  • @aviation.satire
    @aviation.satire Год назад +189

    Boyles name for the spider was actually really good😂

  • @ZaneCrockett
    @ZaneCrockett Год назад +21

    " your CRAZY how did you pull this off" one of the top 5 captin holt lines.

  • @JayIgnition
    @JayIgnition Год назад +83

    I always forget how hilarious this show was. I realise how much I miss it

  • @theonenonly15
    @theonenonly15 Год назад +53

    Not me looking for something to watch so I can eat my "girl dinner"😂😂😅

  • @yaphong-weijonathan2683
    @yaphong-weijonathan2683 Год назад +13

    3:35 Even Joel was shocked. His Oh no was very loud also. 😂

  • @navdeepsinghchauhan7607
    @navdeepsinghchauhan7607 Год назад +5

    The amount of spider puns at 1:00, 3:39 Boyle made Jake chuckle so hard

  • @johndaily263
    @johndaily263 Год назад +15

    1:09 The elusive, long thought to be mythical, Rosa smile

  • @hermiona1147
    @hermiona1147 Год назад +47

    I still dont know why Holt was laughing so hard at the podium pranks WE NEED ANSWERS

    • @brigadier-tc8565
      @brigadier-tc8565 Год назад +32

      Simple. He couldn't believe the sheer audacity and careful planning required to pull off such a deeply hilarious prank

    • @pranavitoleti4430
      @pranavitoleti4430 Год назад +7

      And then he calls Kevin to tell him what they did like a proud dad lol

  • @Reel-Deal
    @Reel-Deal Год назад +13

    That was absolutely the correct response to a huge spider but those names were also fantastic. Lol

  • @thaise21
    @thaise21 Год назад +13

    I did watched this while having girl dinner, I love it lmaooo

  • @bhaktipadwal6839
    @bhaktipadwal6839 Год назад +4

    Yes Kevin, they moved it whole half inch😂😂

  • @mersss14
    @mersss14 Год назад +2

    Haha it’s exactly what i do everytime. Sit alone for a meal and watch b99 clips

  • @saberasurovy2984
    @saberasurovy2984 Год назад +10

    I thank God everyday that spiders can't fly.

  • @hilalk-b
    @hilalk-b Год назад +5

    There's no way I watch it while eating. I don't want to choke on my meal even from laughter.😅

  • @sarahfoley2746
    @sarahfoley2746 Год назад +1

    This title 😭🤣😭🤣Someone at ComedyBites knows me too well 😂

  • @BenHolt312
    @BenHolt312 Год назад +1

    "while you watch eat girl dinner" nice one

  • @dottyspot
    @dottyspot Год назад

    3:24 i love how even Scully was disgusted by Charles's oldest "arrest"..

  • @heathergummypriory
    @heathergummypriory Год назад +8

    perfect for my girl dinner :)

  • @ruthyi.3298
    @ruthyi.3298 Год назад +3

    the title of this vid is SO TRUE

  • @fundaaakarsu
    @fundaaakarsu Год назад +1

    I literally just sat down to eat my girl dinner and was looking for a video to watch…

  • @autumnmikami7478
    @autumnmikami7478 Год назад +6

    Whoever is titling these videos is getting their whole paycheck 😂

  • @fhinnes
    @fhinnes Год назад +3

    I did NOT know what girl dinner meant, and my mind went completely somewhere else before Googling it

  • @muniuxx
    @muniuxx Год назад +1

    holt’s silence in the last clip was so loud 😭😭🤣

  • @gimmeyourwaffles7499
    @gimmeyourwaffles7499 Год назад +5

    I was eating dinner when i saw this😂

  • @inayah.drawss
    @inayah.drawss Год назад +2

    Literally eating gurl dinner (breakfast) while watching this

  • @rebekahbutcher3746
    @rebekahbutcher3746 Год назад

    1:46 I just realized Hitchcock is holding his gun out to shoot the tarantula 😂😂

    • @therivster
      @therivster 10 месяцев назад

      If I were Hitchcock, I would absolutely do the same 😂😂

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff2295 Год назад +5

    We have to know what was on the suitcase of mystery!
    I bet it's scully or Hitchcock and they forgot haha

  • @ndrsnjms
    @ndrsnjms Год назад +2

    Girl dinner...
    So Caleb uploaded this, I see.

  • @No.1EspurrFan
    @No.1EspurrFan Год назад

    Im actually gonna watch this while I fold towels

  • @marctouss1862
    @marctouss1862 8 месяцев назад

    that is the fastest tarantula in history..

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz Год назад +6

    1:39 Boyle's voice 💀🤣

    • @bleh5047
      @bleh5047 Год назад

      Lol fr....what was he saying though? 😂

  • @XavierBlackburn777
    @XavierBlackburn777 Год назад

    Gina actually tanned Jake darker than normal😂💀

  • @hrrorlvr
    @hrrorlvr Год назад

    I’m literally having girl dinner as I watch this

  • @leonorsimoes2130
    @leonorsimoes2130 Год назад +4

    im literally having dinner rn

  • @shamemafirdous5031
    @shamemafirdous5031 6 месяцев назад

    The reason the prank worked was cause he moved the podium half foot, else it would have been obvious. the subtlety was what made holt wonder how they pulled it off 😂

  • @humor1012
    @humor1012 Год назад +8

    I'm still wondering how Jake pulled off that prank 😮

  • @rutalvarezvidal5854
    @rutalvarezvidal5854 Год назад +1

    I actually watch those videos when I eat

  • @toobadhoney6282
    @toobadhoney6282 Год назад +3

    How tf did you know I was eating girl dinner

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Год назад +11

    I’d probably have the same reaction to having the tarantula on me as Terry did.😅 I just wonder how it got on him so fast. Must be a mutant tarantula.😉😆

  • @derekhandson351
    @derekhandson351 10 месяцев назад

    IIRC 3:40 Joe is improving here

  • @li-vg4bi
    @li-vg4bi Год назад +1

    who is running this account and can they get a raise

  • @vitzkomilic4634
    @vitzkomilic4634 Год назад +4

    I feel like im sucking on a tailpipe in here MARCOS!! Hahah one of my absolute favourite cold opens

  • @daniellang4190
    @daniellang4190 Год назад

    Spiders are scary up close 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 Год назад

    *I AM WAGGING BRENDA!*

  • @dannystarkridesfixed
    @dannystarkridesfixed Год назад +1

    I’am wagging Brenda!

  • @purinsito.
    @purinsito. Год назад +1

    jake is so bbg

  • @KingBeevr
    @KingBeevr Год назад +1

    I'm not eating dinner right now, but I am hungry for second dinner. I'm heading to Taco Bell.

  • @rango90210
    @rango90210 Год назад +1

    Ben reilly origin story

  • @valerier5538
    @valerier5538 10 месяцев назад

    i finished my girl dinner almost half way through :'(

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 Год назад +5

    I like how jake pranked holt 😂😂😂😂

  • @fancreator_875
    @fancreator_875 Год назад +5

    What does 'girl dinner' mean?
    I'm not into modern-day slang or metaphors

    • @-b_i_b_b_y-
      @-b_i_b_b_y- Год назад +3

      It's a TikTok phrase for talking about calorie restriction without getting reported for promoting eating disorders

    • @fancreator_875
      @fancreator_875 Год назад +2

      @@-b_i_b_b_y- oooooohhhhh.
      Thanks for the help. I owe you a beer one day. 🍻

  • @itsneverlupus5544
    @itsneverlupus5544 Год назад +2

    Girl dinner?

  • @Hulahoop-hv2nr
    @Hulahoop-hv2nr Год назад

    Where is boy dinner at??😂

  • @maddie1764
    @maddie1764 Год назад +1

    ... the duck is girl dinner?

  • @glendisl6890
    @glendisl6890 Год назад +1

    Mmmm this IS girl dinner

  • @spiritzion
    @spiritzion Год назад +4

    what the hell is girl dinner

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 Год назад

      Well, it's like a steak dinner, but instead of steak, you have girl.

    • @wellthisisinteresting4912
      @wellthisisinteresting4912 Год назад

      @@jakepullman4914wut

    • @ndrsnjms
      @ndrsnjms Год назад +1

      ​@@jakepullman4914get off the internet now, Caleb. 😂

  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin9186 Год назад +1

    Is this title a drawfee reference?

  • @makungum
    @makungum Год назад

    Charles you a victim

  • @teasuki
    @teasuki Год назад +2

    i do not watch this i hear.

  • @overdrive7349
    @overdrive7349 Год назад

    "while you eat girl dinner"
    Uhhh... what?

  • @AznJsn82091
    @AznJsn82091 Год назад

    What's girl dinner?

  • @blurryface433
    @blurryface433 Год назад

    what is girl dinner

  • @Sir-Blaze
    @Sir-Blaze Год назад +4

    what is girl dinner?

  • @lucaftf
    @lucaftf Год назад +7

    What's girl dinner? Can I not watch this if I'm not a girl

  • @buddyholly4672
    @buddyholly4672 Год назад +4

    What the hell is girl dinner?

    • @-b_i_b_b_y-
      @-b_i_b_b_y- Год назад

      When you make a really small/low calorie meal, it's a TikTok disordered eating trend. Hoping this channel didn't know and were just jumping on the bandwagon

    • @as3609
      @as3609 Год назад

      @@-b_i_b_b_y- TikTok is a blight on humanity

  • @JohannesB5
    @JohannesB5 Год назад +1

    Wtf is girl dinner?

  • @whatwelearned
    @whatwelearned 10 месяцев назад

    wtf is "girl dinner"?

  • @someguy4262
    @someguy4262 Год назад +4

    #1 - what does "girl dinner" mean?
    #2 - Probably whatever the answer to that question is the title is sexist, and very much not in keeping with the philosophy of the show.

    • @calledmedarling
      @calledmedarling Год назад +1

      what the hell my guy

    • @-b_i_b_b_y-
      @-b_i_b_b_y- Год назад +2

      So true. pretty sure TikTok uses "girl dinner" to make eating disorder content escape censors... This channel also made an Office "girl math" vid as well which is another TikTok phrase about girls being bad at math. They need to research their trendy lingo before they make these for ad payouts

    • @someguy4262
      @someguy4262 Год назад +2

      @@-b_i_b_b_y- I've looked into the phrase now and I would say it could be qualified *at best* as a stereotype that could be played as a cute joke in the right circumstances. A broader view is that it simultaneously mocks and encourages restrictive dieting as a purely feminine idea. Because girls only eat small amounts of salad.
      So yeah, definitely somewhere on the spectrum of sexist.

  • @zbaker330
    @zbaker330 Год назад +3

    cringe title.

  • @NN-fz4pd
    @NN-fz4pd Год назад

    What the hell is girl dinner. Stop trying to make “girl math” and “girl dinner” a thing.

    • @Momofan69
      @Momofan69 Год назад

      Girl dinner is eating disorder stuff and girl math was funny until males started to get in on it.

  • @tazanteflight8670
    @tazanteflight8670 Год назад

    The day this show went wokke, I stopped watching, and a few episodes later, they were canceled from low viewership. Oooooops!

    • @aspenfiress
      @aspenfiress Год назад +2

      they weren’t cancelled they ended it on their own terms, no one cares that you’re not progressive get over it

    • @aspenfiress
      @aspenfiress Год назад +2

      plus b99 has always been ‘woke’ have you not realised that 😭😭 there’s a line where hitchcock literally says “get woke scully”

    • @johndaily263
      @johndaily263 Год назад +7

      Joke’s on you, they “went woke” after announcing it was their last season.

    • @tazanteflight8670
      @tazanteflight8670 Год назад

      @@johndaily263Either way, woke got canceled. The show isnt on anymore. So the joke isnt on me. The joke is on wokkesters. Your future is so bright,.. you need a searchlight.

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 Год назад +3

      It was already their last season. Which was smart, because it insulated them from "get woke go broke".

  • @calebsoria1777
    @calebsoria1777 Год назад +5

    So just to recap you left a suspicious item on a police captains desk on a random Monday with s suspicious note that was written by a crazy person.
    Mhmmm
    BOMB BOMB
    EVERYONE OUT

  • @atarraeken
    @atarraeken Год назад +29

    "i'll go on a date with you!" "SOLD! to jake. not to scully. that really freaked me out and i just want this to end now." MY FAVVV