Honestly, I felt that. I was playing with my brother and I should have won but somehow because of some bs pity stars they give you at the end of the game THE WARIO NPC WON, HE STOLE MY RIGHTFUL CROWN
@@shamilmurtazaa4391 They're called both. Tbh most of the time it depends on the place you get them from. Bojangles (a southern fast food restaurant) calls them chicken supremes.
There's also one scene in an episode where Jake and Gina go to captain Holt's house and Kevin offers him orange soda ! While giving Gina wine lolll funny Everytime you watch it
"it stops me from spilling my juice!" is the only reason why I keep buying tetra pack drinks in front of other people and when they call me out on it, I just say this line
Tbf that is actually a very reasonable explanation. Some people are just clumsy and literally can’t help it, so it’s responsible to find a “work around” to it.
"ask him about his bank account" is iconic
Captain! Santiago broke the glass!
if you look closely the table doesn't show up in the glass right before it breaks
Mhmmm
@@madelineroberts6410 Santiago doesn't show up in the reflection either.
@@zbr76 HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO RELATABLE
alternative title: “jake peralta falling through ceilings for 37 seconds”
Lol 😂 yess
Dang it I was gonna comment that
Falling through stuff, breaking stuff and blaiming stuff on Santiago
"WARIO CHEATS"
"ᶦᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵃʳᶦᵒ ᶜʰᵉᵃᵗˢ... ᶦᵗˢᵃ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ"
The extreme anger you can feel.
How do you make the text small?
HAHAHAHAHA
Honestly, I felt that. I was playing with my brother and I should have won but somehow because of some bs pity stars they give you at the end of the game THE WARIO NPC WON, HE STOLE MY RIGHTFUL CROWN
@@_andryisnotokay_7994 ctrl-t, or cmnd-t on mac
he does tho I hate Wario
alternative title: “jake peralta flirting with amy for seven minutes"
that’s going to be a video soon👀
@@lmthedream i have wanted that video for just so long!!! thanksss
@@lmthedream thank you in advance
Or Jake Peralta breaking things for 7 minutes.
i love how he tries to pin it on santiago all the time
because he liked her lol 😌
that's his way of flirting
Me too 😂😂
At first it gives sibling energy then it turns to romance😂
@@jakeshim8785 Alabama vibes
Jake: "If i had a Penny for everytime I fell out of the Precinct's Ceiling i'd have 2 Penny's which isn't alot but its wierd that it happend twice."
A lot*
*pennies
weird*
If it was injuries with the ceiling it’s three
“Sounds disgusting. Do you have chicken fingers?”
Literally me at ever restaurant
Right!? Chicken fingers, or a Burger are always the safe bet
is chicken fingers what people call them in america, in australia we call them chicken tenders
@@shamilmurtazaa4391 They're called both. Tbh most of the time it depends on the place you get them from. Bojangles (a southern fast food restaurant) calls them chicken supremes.
@@shamilmurtazaa4391 no we call them chicken tenders, or at least I do
You know tenders and fingers are different parts of the chicken right
"CAPTAIN SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASS!!" Iconic😂😂😂
Are you a Louie or is that just your pfp
@@millielach545 YES I'M A LOUIS HOW IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!!!!!!!!
@@eee-110 WHY DO THESE TWO FANDOMS FIT SO WELL
@@millielach545 IKR!!!!!!!!
@@eee-110 probably cuz jake reminds me of Lou
“Mattress Trampoline!” always gets me 😭
WARIO CHEATS!!! Gets me every time🤣🤣
He is not wrong.
Well he does
Does anybody know which season that is? I can't remember it!
ᴵ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ᵂᵃʳⁱᵒ ᶜʰᵉᵃᵗˢ‧
@@evedoe4457 season 7 ep 7 - ding dong
Even as a hostage his mind is foucoused on beating Wario 😂
Which season is that from?
@@oliveoconnell9926 season 7, which takes me to the question, WHERE CAN I WATCH SEASON 7
@@wolfy_tries fairly certain hulu works
Hi Wanda
I'm sorry, that was the worst attempt at spelling "focused" I've seen in my life
"Charles I have a bruise" i love that scene lmao
- You have six massage chairs.
- Well, they don't make a massage couch.
Doesn't even have them arranged as a couch.
To be fair a massage couch is a brilliant idea but also come on Jake at least commit to the idea.
He unironically has a point tho
“Yeah but I have to prove I’m not selfish, so I don’t care what they want!”
I love that line
@@SC-RGX7 dont we all
I like how it the first clip when Jake fell out the ceiling, Rosa didn't even flinch whereas Amy had her arms up lol
She went to detective school with him, she's used to his shit
but her eyes were wide, like she was making sure he didn't die XD
Jake falls out of ceilings a lot and he hates wario.
WARIO CHEATS
Wario land was better than Mario land. There i said it
Jake: Gets claustrophobic and throws door handle and does't leave a mark on the glass
Also jake: Lightly taps glass and it shatters
they changed the glass after the santiago incident
Same thing with the episode The Box when he throws a whole ass chair at the 2 way mirror
Jake: gets claustrophobic and throws a chair at the mirror
Also Jake: is always for some reason hiding in the ceiling
3:33 EWWW SOMTHING YOCKY TOUCHED ME! That's so relatable when I have to unclog the drain after doing the dishes😂😂😂
Exactlyyyy or when a piece of food slithers past your arm 🧗♀️🤾♀️ it’s honestly traumatizing
And now he’s a father...
I would love to see an episode where they're baby proofing their place and the only one hindered by it is Jake
@@CollinMcLean that would be a great episode
3:40 Is it bleeding? Charles is it bleeding? I want a band aiddd" 😂😂😂
"WARIO CHEATS" is accurate af 😂😂😂
If Jake arrested Lucifer for some offense, it would've been hilarious.
Now i want a cross over
"DeTeCtIvEeEeEe--"
The crossover we need
I’d pay for this crossover
"Tell me detective, what do you desire...?"
"...I want to eat a chocolate cake the size of the Empire State building!"
I love when he says "WARRIO CHEATS"
“You’re welcome fart monster” is underrated, completely undercuts Amy’s flirtation with his own childish flirting
jake’s somehow a child, a constant bratty bottom with daddy issues and a dilf ladies & gentlemen the perfect boyfriend 💀😂
I love Jake’s anger towards Wario, it is so funny how it is impossible for him to beat him even though it is so easy.
"jake peralta being half the guys in my school for 7 minutes straight"
Don’t you mean 7 minutes bi
1:15 The guy from the the episode "The Box" is right about Jake. He looks so funny when he's angry. He doesn't look nor sound angry at all. Lol
“Nobody gets away from Jake peralta”
*0.2 seconds later*
“EEWWW SOMETHING YUCKY TOUCHED ME GROSS GROSS GROSS”
Lmaooo I love Jake so much🤣
There's also one scene in an episode where Jake and Gina go to captain Holt's house and Kevin offers him orange soda ! While giving Gina wine lolll funny Everytime you watch it
The Wednesday Incident
Jake and his true arch nemesis: WARIO.
Video suggestion: Jake peralta being unhealthy
His breakfast burrito would be a perfect candidate
“The doctor said I’m bleeding internally. That’s not even that bad. That’s where the blood is supposed to be!”
@@iamwasd3530 "Some of my teeth are loose but that's from dental neglect not drugs"
it really should just be called ‘Jake Peralta falling through ceilings and being himself’
Original Video: Jake peralta being child for seven years
When he said "Ill stay here... All night. Making this noise....*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*" (3:17)
cah-reas-INGG ☠️
what episode is that from
@@limitbros6732 I'm not sure but it's funny 😝
@@ruthwebb258 was this feedback helpful: no
@@limitbros6732 it was the bachelor/ bachelorette one in season 5
@@mohytoxe ay thanks
i love when jake accuses amy ahahah
paraltiago goals
0:53 This is the most wholesome scene for me for some reason
"it stops me from spilling my juice!" is the only reason why I keep buying tetra pack drinks in front of other people and when they call me out on it, I just say this line
Tbf that is actually a very reasonable explanation. Some people are just clumsy and literally can’t help it, so it’s responsible to find a “work around” to it.
Someone needs to make a wario compilation
*Child gets taken to a fancy restaurant*
Child : 6:23
JAKE FALLING THROUGH CEILINGS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO 😭😭
There has to be a scene where Jake says my main rival, wario
3:15 🤣🤣🤣 get me every time
1:38 when you order Kevin Feige from wish and get Jake Peralta 😂😂😂
3:04 me when it's 4am and I have an assignment due at 6am and all I've written is the date and title
I will not make you hot cocoa
Charles I have a bruise
3:54
"ask him about his bank-
*mirror breaks*
"…account"
iconic
"Capitan! SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASSS"
“I’m stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!” 😂😂
Also, alternative title: “All Jake Peralta Scenes”
YOOOOW THE TWO MEN ON THE LEFT AT 4:00 ARE THE ONES THAT STOLE LEONARD'S CAR IN THE BIG BANG THEORY.
Our beloved jake 💙❤!! We all want a kid like him
IT STOPS ME FROM SPILLING MY JUICE
Yep that’s me
Alternate title: Jake Peralta being me for 7 season in a row
The pocket donut at 6:39 is amazing
2:18 me and my siblings be like
Who’s here after the devastating news
“Cheers to the 99th precinct”
CPT Raymond Holt
"CAAAPTAIIN! SANTIEGO BROKE THE GLAAAS!"
1:17 LMAO
This show is about to end, oh man, I'm going to cry
Its true, he didnt say "no takebacks". He truly is an amazing human/genius
Jake trying to steal snacks out of a vending machine, while you know...beeing a cop
I’m pretty sure this video should be longer
Hmmm 🤔
definitely
3:11 I laugh so hard every time I see this clip 😂
2:59 Is so hilarious
This man is a MOOD
Jake being himself for seven minutes and sixteen seconds straight
Who is here after the official announcement it will be ending 😭
3:39 we've all been there before
Just Andy being himself😂😂😂😂
Wario cheats😂
I always said I want a mature man but Jake Peralta changed my mind🤭
Jake being Jake
Jake throwing a chair at the glass :
Jake tapping the glass with his hands : PFFFFFZHTTT
hits different now knowing holt has told him he has learned how to grow up 🥺
2:09 legendary
This video is the reason why I start watching it 😂
I can confirm, Wario does cheat.
Honestly one of your best videos
3:30 probably my favorite Jake moment
Such a cute video. Thank you for making this!!
this is why he's my favourite
0:19 GOD THAT FU-, that fucking scared me dude!
It's so cute whenever he blames Amy😂😂😂
I love this
This hits hard when the ending of b99 was just announced.
i am gonna miss him and this show sooo much 😭😭😭😭😭😭
jake and his guitar - best combo!!!
I love this show so much
“ohh I hear what you’re sayin..MATTRESS TRAMPOLINEEEEE-
Every time i watch ur videos, i always wonder how can there be a person who stan LM and B99 😩
I love your work !!
Omg! 3:49 made me laugh so hard! BUT CHARLES I HAVE A BRUISE
aw
Your channel is a gift to this world
the most replayed part of this video is the one where he screams "wario cheats!" and i'm not even surprised
I love him so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"i'm stUuuuUuuUUck"
Liked the Vulture's expression after getting his most wanted kapooch
“ Sounds disgusting, do you have chicken fingers?” Story of my life
“ewwww something gross touched me”
literally me
“Jake Peralta being a child for 7 mins straight”
Isn’t that wt the entire show is about haha😂
*caaaptain santiago broke the glass*