Charlie Brooker - RHLSTP
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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Gulping Robot Toilets
Richard is hoping he will find his way into the Guinness Book of Records, but Norris Macwhirter is not answering his calls. His guest is making a return visit to RHLSTP after 7 and a half years (but will his hair reveal his success?) - it’s the amazing Charlie Brooker.
The conversation is predictably dark and disgusting incorporating Charlie’s fury at a seven year old who makes an amazing living opening boxes, trying to introduce his kids to the Young Ones, what the best pinball machine is, whether having sex with your best friend via computer game is cheating, the complexity of writing a choose your own adventure TV show, being born with an umbilical cord around your neck and how you can kill sperm with urine. Plus the inevitability of nuclear war and whether all people over 45 need to die to save the world. It’s good.
I cannot tell you how happy I was to see this pop up this morning. Not only because it's the great Brooker but because these uploads are one of the few pleasures in my life (really) I listen to them in the bath after work and in bed to help me drift off, and now I will be listening simply to fill the time for the foreseeable. I know I'm not alone in saying these videos have helped me mentally and some of the stories and messages from the guests have resonated,educated and moved me in addition to the laughter. Seeing Richard in the clip before the video made me a bit emotional too. We truly don't know how long we will be in this mess and I'm sure ppl are worrying as I am. We are in it together guys I hope you all find the strength to make it through with some positive outcomes to show for it. God bless. Keep talking and reach out to others if you need help or in a position to give help.Lastly,Thank you Richard to you Chris Evans (not that one) and all the crew that make these shows possible- you legends xx
I was once like you. Am a lot healthier now. If you haven’t I suggest watching the first time Jon Robbins was on. That led me to him and he’s podcast and I use his shows like you use this if I get really bad.
Keep well Demetri x
Well put ,Demetri.Stay safe.
@@clemteetonball1250 thank you
@@masterofallhesurveys thank you
Richard I have not laughed so hard and so often during a programme/podcast for such a long time. This was hysterical. Charlie is such an excellent good value guest. I love his humour and you two bounce off each other really well. I loved this. Thank you.
Please don't leave it seven and half years before Charlie Brooker is back on. This was great.
This is probably the funniest and most entertaining podcast I've ever seen/heard. Charlie Brooker is very sharp and witty. They are very well matched, him and Richard.
Also, doesn't Charlie Brooker look like Jared Harris?
sending all my love to all out there from australia and thinking of you all.
Thanks Karen and love to all you from the UK.
That was amazing - Charlie is still keeping it real, despite the massive success - absolutely loved this one
Honest bloke
The last few RHLSTP's RHLSTP's have been so great, I'm re-watching. Thanks so much, Rich.
The part about Ryan starts at 41:27 I’ve laughed about this bit every day since the podcast came out
Charlie Brooker is a visionary genius.
I must have missed this one when it came out, pleasantly surprised at seeing it pop up in my suggested videos. I also didnt realise how much I've been missing Charlie's dark musings. I hope he does one day return to presenting shows, however unlikely it may be. This was hilarious, thanks.
Aw man, I was looking forward to this one, and it didn't disappoint. One of the all time best.
I love how people like Brooker and Frankie Boyle have this grumpy man vibe who create very dark material, but are actually really nice people in person. This is a great show, one of my favourites so far as I am working through your back catalogue.
Also: "The cunts rolling a six" :D
One of the benefits of working from home due to this crisis is I can listen to podcasts while I work. I hope I don't become too complacent because it won't last.
@@kingofgoogle7715 Are you implying we are going to be in lockdown forever?
These interviews have been great to watch since I’ve been in isolation from January (living in china)
Stay strong dude
I've been on lockdown in Spain for only 2 weeks and I'm going stir crazy...but you're right...these videos are great.
I feel your pain! I am in lockdown in the UAE. RHLSTP is a wee treat from home
joel samuel me too Joel! I’m in Shanghai. Loving rhlstp 🤩
Take care!
4:20am and here I am. Trying to stay sane. This helps a lot so thanks Rich!
man-up ffs
@@billyunterbuchner9197 Now why didn't I think of that. I'm better now.
@@misterchippie good lad
I knew it was 4:20 somewhere!
@Adam Always and everywhere bro😎👍🤘✌
The absolute, uncensored joy I got from Charlie Brooker mentioning FGTeeV (which our kids liked at first but since we've kind of liked but secretly really liked).
Charlie out weirding Richard and no time for emergency questions? Awesome!
"I know my place" Richard Herring 🤣
As a 32 yr old i have a vivid memory of findin that Adams Family pin ball machine utterly fascinating... Never played it but looked the shit outta it at blackburn ice rink.
so good to see charlie again. i loved the idea of the food/shit selfie. if you gonna subject the unknowing public of all the food adventures, it SHOULD be mandatory to provide an "after" photo. LMAO
Thanks a lot you two. Now I have the mental image of Stewart Lee going to town on Richard Herring and it's gonna be damn hard to get it out.
Superb. Seeing these two together reminds me of watching the hilarious 'One Show' round on the first episode of 'You Have Been Watching' through tears of laughter streaming down my face.
Thank you!
I fucking love Charlie Brooker. Hopefully he's got some time to do a yearly wipe this year. I miss them. Also, the love for Rik Mayall I approve of.
I have to agree that the Addams Family pinball is the best. When Thing pops out and picks up the ball? Perfect.
One of the better ones, Charlie bring back Screen Wipe!
Yes, agree!
Thank you kind sir's for a great chat. I'm pretending this is happening in my lounge to make the not fun lock in more pleasant.
Don't get me wrong I have my lovely family around, but they are getting less funnier as the days go by.
I like how Charlie Brooker gives vent to Richard Herring's worst impulses.
Strangely prophetic, Charlie... Great show RH.
"Streaming bloat" sounds like it may have been what caused Rich to have a really long wee.
Charlie Brooker is great. He's had so many online twats criticising him for simply advancing his career it's ridiculous. He is so grounded and unaffected it's to his credit. Plus he created one of the greatest three-panel cartoon strips ever for Oink! comic at a really early age, "The Story Of Sleeping Sam"
He predicted the woke culture with Nathan Barley Rise of the idiots. He and Morris were incredibly prescient
@@seanp8220 I don't totally agree with that. I am assuming rather than 'woke' you mean streamers who are in love with themselves, and in that case it has expanded but it did exist then, in Shoreditch and other hip areas of metropolitan London. If you did mean woke then you're talking out of your arse.
@@Spankabuttux That level of self obsessed childish pretentiousness existed in Shoreditch but has gone global since. Climb out your arse and learn that wokeness isn't popular. For some reason British people are lagging way behind in the culture wars. Its literally already fallen. And over.
@@Spankabuttux I really despise folks who think it's still 2016. You LOST the culture war - obsessive political correctness and all those morons who espouse it thinking it's regressive nonsense is somehow progressive. You literally had control on every facet of the culture and you managed to utterly lose your beachhead. It's hilarious watching people one by one denounce wokeness as pious and destructive. Everyone apart from a few morons in Britain who still think it's something anyone wants
I think you mean ‘hipsters’, Sean rather than the liberal woke brigade. There was nothing woke about Nathan Barley! He was appalling.
I wish he'd put the record date on these!
Used to love how rude he was at the exchange shop - still got a boxed copy of Dracula with his signature on it.
So you met him well before he was famous yet you had the foresight to get his autograph?
@@gmann6269 No the labels on the boxes had staff signatures on them - it's pure chance I still have that one as most of my games from that era I sold/exchanged years ago.
@@SamLowryDZ-015 Can you remember any examples of his rudeness at the exchange shop? What year/years was this?
HeLL-Ever Long it's going to be. There's a whole back catalog of RHLSTP, lots of very interesting chats and hours and hours of Fine Quality Entertainment, raining down in the form of Sky Potatoes!!!!! yes, we will all struggle, yes we will all pull through because, RHLSTP audiences are the smarter audiences, you'll be fine. Bigg Huggs Mr. Herring !!
😂😂 brilliant this is going into my top ten.
51:46 An absolultley perfect description of the current decline of western 'civilisaton'. Well said Sir.
well, this one is interesting to listen to in january 2021
Makes you kinda proud that after watching so many serious yank podcasts, you two go beyond rock bottom IN SECONDS!
Thanks Mr Herring
Yes! Mr Charlton Brookerington! ❤️
I enjoyed when they were judging firefighters, with the amount of water Charlie was throwing about on that chair I think he was practising to become one.
Loved the WH Smith bit as well if I'm honest.
I used to go in WH Smiths to stare at pens, read a mag, stare at books, touch and stare at records and then go downstairs to stare at computer games.
16:07 glitch in the matrix!
Aye that was a weird yin
1:07:40 - when you realise Charlie Brooker invented the corona virus to improve the chances of rolling a six...
The Star Trek: The Next Generation pinball table is the best one! Even Jeff Minter has one
Mark Rylance is no longer doing Flops voice in Bing, is now David Threlfall (Frank Gallagher from Shameless).
Has “Flops” started asking for a pint and a couple of Es?
I love how Charlie said he was feeing more optimistic then immediately starts talking about how people of their age group should just die...
And considering what's going on right now...he can predict the future.
Nothing scarier than a bright eyed optimist, with 'ideas'
i liked the dig about Richies hair, think that went over Brookers post-gelled bouffant
Richard is the cure 👍👍👍👍👍
Ruh LEICESTER Pahhh! Where can I watch the Herring & Brooker podcast from 7 years ago? Can't find it on youtube.
Don't think we filmed that one - but it's on audio play.acast.com/s/rhlstp/?fbclid=IwAR0uvVGWxuMEc3d2NmaHG-k-VfOLm9-q8QIs2Xs0vgnM1_8edSwqsj3hdTQ
23:03 '...beyond the milking, which I hope is rough.' - poor Konnie.
6am and I'm having to stifle my laughter at the idea of gamifying shitting. 😂
20:51 Charlie is talking about "streaming bloat", Richard chuckles thinking about his massive piss
4 years on - is Twitch still a thing?
Love you Rich :)
Excellent !!!.
That all went a bit Black Mirror
I didn't even realise you could push buttons in bandersnatch. If you leave it alone it chooses for you. I thought it was just a narrative device.
I was looking up the Konnie Huq RHLSTP episode and then I remembered this one had only just come out.
Great one!!
Imagine a 2020 Screenwipe ....aye caramba!
needs to happen
Year's only about 1/3 of the way through. The aliens will have landed, we'll have zombies, and vampires by the end.
Search Antiviral Wipe
Hero of the modern age.
Ooh you've got a bit of a cold there Rich
1:07:28 Holy shit! Brooker predicted Coronavirus !
If any of us had been paying attention, this has been predicted for a looooooong fucking time.
16:07 WOAH
Haha glitch in the matrix
The Ghost of Richard Past
I needed this thanks ☺
I think you'll find Terminator is the greatest pinball game ever.
People shaking hands. Remember that !
I only continued watching to see if Mr Brooker would actually drink that pint.
(at time of posting there's 20 minutes left of the video ... hoping Mr Herring forces him to just down it at the end of the interview)
His wife will drink it.
@@shadshowadradna Bonus laugh at the end of the video. Cheers.
Brooker was on form!!
Ryan is the next Morris Michener
This was pretty fucking prophetic lol.
I was never much for the idea that you can approach the world with one hand on. The only job I ever saw with one hand on was the car assembly line and frankly that's like...8 arms pretending to be one arm
Adams family pinball was definitely the best..
street entertainer i feel u herring. much luv m8
Dodge the issue.... great line, seems to have been missed by all!
Good one! When's Limmy back?
1:04:00 can't believe no one made the obvious "game of thrones" joke
No no no. The best Pinball game is clearly Medieval Madness.
A Mutable Definition
"incoming!" Shouted the guard who manned the curtain wall on the east side.
"What is that?" Asked his salty sergeant
"Looks like a zombie on my scanner"
"Nah it's a gas attack," called the 2nd lieutenant staring through his new telephoto binos.
"...nah it's a zombie" the guard twisted his monitor so everyone in ths room could see "it's written in archaic German." It looked like a gas. But really it was nanotechnology. It could be anything.
"What like a nazi?"
"More like the Evil Queen to be honest. "
"Are you f*cking joking? Do you want me to go tell the General f*cking fairies are attacking!?"the Sergeant looked like he was about to have a cardiac event.
"No it's clearly a zombie,"
"I'd argue it."
"Witches would argue it: but really we should kill it."
"What else would We do with it?"
"Do you mean call the f*cking Ghostbusters!?"
"Nah, surely not."
"If we could capture it somehow, we could sell it,"
"...are you f*cking tapped?"
"Nah. Come on, let me have this one."
"Is it valuable?"
"Maybe. Nazi zombies are common as,"
"You'd get more money if it was rare?"
"I've got some from Korea."
"Not as rare as all that. "
"Oh, it didn't know."
" I had some good from Egypt."
"That was the other nazis"
"The Other nazis. Did we not have enough?"
"Apparently not,"
Happier times
Just drink the Pint already!
I was thinking the same thing. Charlie needs to realise he’s not skint and sitting in a pub on a Sunday afternoon, nursing a pint until the strippers come on.
The fear of vomiting and hence the obsession with not touching out of date food is an interesting spin. And as a small aside, I am exactly 10 years older than Charlie's wife. Same birthday as Konnie Klub!
Konnie Klub?
@@stebur4277 I've added speech marks to clarify my initial bad grammar.
It's not your grammar I questioned, it's the name "Klub".
I thought her surname was (is) Huq.
Probably his auto correct fucking up what he typed. When I try and type it on my device her name changes with autocorrect to Konnie Hug.
"Is it me or have the c**ts all rolled a six the last few years?" Little did Charlie know, in March 2020, there were a few more sixes to come...
"Is it me, or have the cunts been rolling a 6 for the last 5 years?" -- Charlie Brooker, 2020
It's not just you, Charlie.
Watching them talk about global politics and the rising worries of the world 18 months ago seems so quaint now, as we fight for the last toilet roll while trying to keep 2m from each other...
Don't suppose anyone knows how recent this one was filmed?
4th November
@@bluepineapples7818 ah OK cool, thanks - I'm only a casual listener so even though the video was posted I wasn't sure how recent it was due to no mentions of COVID-19 & them saying Trump's been in power for 2 years lol, really good interview though & I didn't know Charlie had been on before
If there's no road up to beelitz, how did anyone ever find it??
*suspicious face* it is the witch's house, and she will lure us to our deaths surely >.>
There's no helicopter pad :-( there is not even a water reservoir
SCREENWIPE 2000s - 10 years of wiping!
I liked this.
"Gameify the shitting experience" - Charlie Brooker, 2020.
I thought he was going to say,
Diane.....
...Abbot..
"Is it me, or have the cunts been rolling a six for about five years?" Brilliant mind. :D
Rich and Stew were on Gamesmaster back in the day! You mean to say they were just doing it for the money?
Excellent. It looks like Charlie's wish has come true. Goodbye to us oldies...
If Charlie thinks wrapping Ryan is bad, wait till he sees Morgz!
Are you all on exactly the same channels ?
I almost filled a 2 litre bottle once.
In one go or over a period of time? The worst part of doing that is underestimating the amount and overestimating the size of the bottle.
Unless you’re in the bath.
@@davidrobinson2776 in one go.
@@StandardGoose respect
@@davidrobinson2776 For context; we were having our bathroom refitted at the time and they'd disconnected the old toilet but hadn't connected the new one yet and I was desperate. I disposed of the nearly-full bottle immediately. I'd say I produced in the region of 1.8 litres. I think that's probably a personal best.
@@StandardGoose I’m pleased you avoided the schoolboy error of keeping the bottle and its’ new contents. Nothing worse than taking a swig of warm urine.
this is hilarious 🙂
Oo nice long one
Please dont die, Rich.
Brooker was a bit pissed for this aye