r/Choosingbeggars "My Bf Only Bought Me a $700 Purse! Should I Dump Him?"

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  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a spoiled and entitled woman goes online to complain that her boyfriend ONLY bought her a $700 purse. That's not enough! She wants a $1000 every purse, or else her boyfriend is a stingy deadbeat! She wants to know if she should dump her boyfriend for spending such little money on her every month. What do you think? If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!
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Комментарии • 1,8 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +968

    Is the woman from the title an r/nicegirl?

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 4 года назад +1901

    _”My Boyfriend Bought Me a 700$ Purse, Should I Dump Him?”_
    *Yes, so he can find a person much, much, much, much, MUCH, better than you.*

    • @NathanielKempson
      @NathanielKempson 4 года назад +84

      And refund that purse and get a descent gaming PC to spend his time with

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay 4 года назад +14

      bUrN

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay 4 года назад +15

      Sanne Mulder exactly. If somebody gave me that I would be very greatful

    • @corytrevorson1411
      @corytrevorson1411 4 года назад +25

      @Sanne Mulder no you wouldn't.
      Find a boyfriend who thinks about the future instead. $700 for a wallet when you make 5k a month is failure thinking. Find a boyfriend who invests in the future instead.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +23

      That guy doesn't sound like he knows how to make wise choices. He'd probably end up with someone just as bad, unfortunately. If HE dumped HER, as he should, I'd be more hopeful for him

  • @PolakritW
    @PolakritW 4 года назад +690

    “Louis Vuitton is for poor people who want to look rich.”
    Damn, I’m not even rich enough to be poor.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад +20

      I'm so poor that anything over 100 dollars is more expensive than all but 1 thing I own

    • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 4 года назад +9

      I believe this is called "late stage capitalism."

    • @fluff_mcfluff7084
      @fluff_mcfluff7084 4 года назад +4

      This comment is gold XD

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 4 года назад +1

      Same 😂

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 4 года назад +1

      Knock off 2 0's from that LV and that's about how much I spent on my current wallet...

  • @deddedbyglamour
    @deddedbyglamour 4 года назад +994

    "I've got $1000 and a baby crocodile." Honestly? Sold.

    • @cavalr1002
      @cavalr1002 4 года назад +61

      oh hell yeah! baby crocodile and a $1000 plus that little guy or girl is adorable!

    • @JamesterIsDivergent
      @JamesterIsDivergent 4 года назад +52

      @@cavalr1002 awwwwwww, my baby is biting his first head off... so cute...

    • @Onerso
      @Onerso 4 года назад +7

      Hmm yes

    • @saturn6784
      @saturn6784 4 года назад +37

      Wait ten years and boom, war gator.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад +7

      Idk I rember that show where they build fish tanks on like discovery having an episode with alligators and the guy had to get a license to get the gators

  • @autobotrock4789
    @autobotrock4789 4 года назад +450

    The ice cream story is full of entitlement.
    "Give me all the free samples I want! It doesn't matter if I'm not going to buy anything. It's the LAW!" And nobody who hassles employees and their manager for free samples spends $300/mo on ice cream.

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 года назад +26

      I'll ban him from samples to be petty.

    • @duh6404
      @duh6404 4 года назад +49

      it drives me nuts when people are like "i sPEND sO MucH hEre" cool bitch none of that goes into my pocket so keep it pumping.

    • @morganraepierce
      @morganraepierce 4 года назад +31

      Also I doubt the dog was a service dog, when they brought up not having a sign saying no dogs allowed..... ya service animals are exempt anyway so why would that matter?

    • @Elexensor17
      @Elexensor17 4 года назад +39

      Morgan Pierce I have a service dog, and her story sounds suspicious at least. It’s not enough to sure, but even the fact that she tried to give the dog ice cream. Service dog or not, ice cream is horrible for dogs, and giving it to them regularly can cause serious problems. Also, if you’re training your dog you shouldn’t give them people food, as it can mess up the dominance balance, which means they’re less likely to listen to commands.

    • @nojhii1256
      @nojhii1256 4 года назад +13

      @@Elexensor17 ♡ Yeah , honestly I personally began to doubt the service dog was even a service dog . I don't have one , but , I have seen people exposing others for fake service dogs . Most of the red flags relate to not feeding dogs who are working . I understand feeding a normal dog some ice cream here and there , like the puppy cups at Starbucks , but a service dog just seems off to me . Especially if it isn't just vanilla ice cream . ♡

  • @mattpresley3773
    @mattpresley3773 4 года назад +131

    Boy oh Boy ice cream lady was a total Karen. She pulled every Karen move possible. Wanting free stuff, service dog, speak to the manager, possibly charges/ lawsuit. Unbelievable. On a side note I have a question for everyone. I called someone a Karen the other day and they where totally being one and someone told me that was being racist I called it bs but I think people have mixed opinions as I looked online and there was a lot of people saying that it was racist but I’m holding firm at B.S I would love to hear other opinions?

    • @thaynefratusco401
      @thaynefratusco401 4 года назад +22

      It's not racist it's a behavior. You are holding someone accountable. Your good dude. If people tell you it's racist ask them what they call it when Karen's treat you like a sub human.

    • @Juubith95
      @Juubith95 4 года назад +13

      It's not racist but some people compare them. Karen is a good word to describe a certain behaviour, but it gets used against non-Karen women too. Not all that much, but it is a bit of an issue, since women being confident and knowing their rights is a relatively new thing and this Karen meme is also being used as a weapon against them. But pretty much any word to describe negative traits can be used as an insult against someone who doesn't deserve that. It doesn't mean all negative words should be banned. Just remember, if someone gets called a Karen, it doesn't necessarily mean that she is one.

    • @wimeatsworld
      @wimeatsworld 4 года назад +7

      Everything is rascist nowadays. Laughable.
      How tf is a service dog a Karen move?

    • @Nik.No.K
      @Nik.No.K 3 года назад +5

      How the hell is it racist? No of course not

    • @Bremend
      @Bremend 2 года назад +3

      Are you a field Karen or a house Karen?

  • @JEDIPrincess12
    @JEDIPrincess12 4 года назад +288

    I would be upset too if my bf bought me a $700 wallet.
    We can use that on something more important than a stupid wallet.

    • @alexiosblake9804
      @alexiosblake9804 4 года назад +25

      Not to mention that the materials and techniques on those wallets are pretty much the same as a 30 bucks wallet.

    • @paulziiee
      @paulziiee 4 года назад +9

      I know right, real waste of money

    • @Anna_Dawson
      @Anna_Dawson 4 года назад +10

      Right? Like with that money, buy a new laptop or something useful... or groceries for like 3-4 months

    • @skankhunt4207
      @skankhunt4207 4 года назад +1

      @Sxno this is not Britain

    • @Anna_Dawson
      @Anna_Dawson 4 года назад +3

      Sxno I live in Canada, and $700 USD in CAD is $950. For one person? Yes I can buy groceries for at least 3 months. How much can one person eat??

  • @Thermopolis11
    @Thermopolis11 4 года назад +849

    RSlash's entitled people voices are so good.

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 4 года назад +12

      He has had a bit of training by now ;)

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +16

      He's so good at it! That's what make these videos so much better than just reading the posts myself

    • @r9kv753
      @r9kv753 4 года назад +3

      No they not the make my click of the video or turn the video all the way down

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 4 года назад +11

      @@r9kv753 That's the point, they're supposed to be annoying, therefore they're good

    • @parmesancheese7846
      @parmesancheese7846 4 года назад +4

      Ikr, the voice makes me want to punch the person and that's the point!

  • @greengirl309
    @greengirl309 4 года назад +161

    Yeah, tbh she needs to dump him. He mad a huge mistake of buying her a 700 dollar bag.
    *now he can get a new girl who appreciates his efforts*

    • @daisonggong1608
      @daisonggong1608 4 года назад +1

      i seriously didn’t think any singaporeans are choosing beggers

    • @lowbrassboy8994
      @lowbrassboy8994 4 года назад +4

      Right? Honestly people like this woman are spoiled and need to learn to appreciate what they have.

    • @Fanny-ge6ge
      @Fanny-ge6ge 4 года назад +2

      I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to buy me a $700 bag because it is _way_ too expensive... you can get a nice romantic weekend together for that price

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 3 года назад +1

      That girl is nuts.....i don't even know how people live like that. I'd rather take that money and put it either into a new bike for him or on a nice weekend for the both of us.

    • @greengirl309
      @greengirl309 3 года назад

      @@SilviaNight99 yup, ikr? I would feel more accomplished if i bought a bag like thtat with my money also

  • @contentlobby3824
    @contentlobby3824 4 года назад +323

    The woman with the service dog and the ice cream: she’s a Karen.

    • @abhisheknegi2323
      @abhisheknegi2323 4 года назад +21

      no , she is a mega karen with 3 kids

    • @unsalted_computer
      @unsalted_computer 4 года назад +22

      No doubt, she had to call the manager. Classic.

    • @caitrogowski5025
      @caitrogowski5025 4 года назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing!!! Who was the Karen in the story?!

    • @sig3045
      @sig3045 4 года назад +15

      I know, she was literally talking about a lawsuit for not getting enough free samples wtf Karen!

    • @brookemullis8026
      @brookemullis8026 4 года назад +17

      Yes she is, I use a service animal and I would never insist on a free sample for them. Or have them eating in public at all. It’s just bad service dog etiquette and encourages bad habits in your service animal. Its probably not even a device dog, probably just a pet she claims is an ESA. It’s people like her who make people suspicious of legitimate service animals.

  • @nathanconnors2327
    @nathanconnors2327 4 года назад +45

    "I have $1000 and a baby crocodile"
    My Florida sense is tingling

    • @TJ82.
      @TJ82. 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @TheBobblemin
      @TheBobblemin 3 года назад

      Sold. On basis that I want the story of how they got the baby crocodile

  • @DiscoveryIzzy
    @DiscoveryIzzy 4 года назад +125

    "I guess OP is dead, so long OP". That certainly deserved an audible laugh! 😆

    • @DreadEnder
      @DreadEnder 3 года назад +1

      Do you like your own comment because now you have 99 your chance

    • @DiscoveryIzzy
      @DiscoveryIzzy 3 года назад +4

      @@DreadEnder Haha! I wouldn't do something so shameful usually but worry not, I've rounded it off 😆 Thanks 😁

    • @DreadEnder
      @DreadEnder 3 года назад +1

      @@DiscoveryIzzy my reaction to shamefully:
      Beside my name

  • @fireboarder12
    @fireboarder12 4 года назад +117

    christian here: I promise were not all like that
    we call those "christians" hypocrites

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 4 года назад +4

      Yup

    • @lazpasta
      @lazpasta 4 года назад +2

      Fax

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 4 года назад +7

      I can guarantee to the OP that this church of ‘Christians’ would NOT be offering a cup of tea and a sympathetic ear whilst she cried about losing her mother!
      They would have gotten her there and then proceeded to lecture her about how she wasn’t allowed to cry or mourn her mother’s death, because that is ‘questioning God’s plan!’
      I am not saying that all religious people are that crazy - most aren’t - but those who have a go at people for daring to cry when a loved one dies actually do exist.
      I met a woman once who was lectured for mourning her dead daughter!
      I cannot understand what they are thinking! I mean, I understand the bit about God’s grand design/plan... I just do not agree that humans are not allowed to mourn the dead or that doing so is ‘questioning’ God’s plan!
      Some people are just so incredibly cruel. 😞

    • @angeliki5135
      @angeliki5135 4 года назад +7

      I think the chruch that OP witnessed is of those churches that throw hands and forget that Jesus is humble and patient and we are to look up to His example.
      So, I wholeheartedly agree with everyone here in the comments. That Christian is 100% a hypocrite and not every Christian is like that.
      This is why I specficy when asked of religion (since my profile has Bible verses some get curious) that I am specifically a Faith Baptist Christian.
      My family all started as Orthod Greek Christians but we converted over. Faith Baptist is different in the aspect we believe that you need to knowingly be baptized into the faith and accept Jesus as your savior and admit yourself a sinner. However, my chruch dose not condemn. We will judge, only righteously without being hypocritical or rude; but we will not shame someone or condemn them. It is frowned upon if someone in our chruch tries to do so and is quickly taught to not do that. It is harsh to do that to others.
      And when they tell us we shouldnt be trying to judge others, we show them the many Bibles verses that specify otherwise and even include examples of how to do it correctly so that we can represent Jesus correctly as His believers.
      It's something we strongly believe in so allot of effort is put forth to ensure it is executed well and received well.
      I hope that made sense. I am happy to see some like minded individuals! 😊

    • @skippy8696
      @skippy8696 3 года назад

      And I call posts like that "fake."
      This kind of nonsense is pretty common on Reddit. Especially where Christians are concerned.

  • @JustNo420
    @JustNo420 4 года назад +138

    Holy moly, ice cream story, wild Karen riiiiight there!!!

    • @barbarastorball2117
      @barbarastorball2117 4 года назад +14

      I love how they pulled the Discrimination card, the fact that they're already had four free samples they've probably should have figured out what they wanted already.

    • @joanneking170
      @joanneking170 4 года назад +8

      Plus human ice cream isn't v good for our doggo friends - can give them upsets stomachs. You can get dog friendly ice cream, which they love just as much.

    • @JustNo420
      @JustNo420 4 года назад +7

      @@barbarastorball2117 did you notice? Slash noticed the karenvibes around a quarter of the story in too i believe and tried to pitch his voice into the direction of his karen voice.:D

    • @barbarastorball2117
      @barbarastorball2117 4 года назад +3

      @@joanneking170 I did not know that they may dog friendly ice cream, that's really cool to know

    • @luvondarox
      @luvondarox 4 года назад +5

      @@barbarastorball2117
      Frosty Paws is amazing for my pup, especially during hot summers. It comes in little cups, and she's a big girl, so instead of popping it into her food bowl where she'd just crunch it up in a few bites we give her the whole cup and she wraps her big ol paws around it and just zens tf out licking it. It's adorable and hilarious and she'll do all of her tricks at once to try to get one.

  • @faithwright7963
    @faithwright7963 4 года назад +23

    Sounds like the person with the “service dog” just slapped a service dog vest on their pet...

    • @jeffr5552
      @jeffr5552 3 года назад +4

      The old "emotional support dog" that they insist is a service dog. I dealt with tons of those types at the resort I used to work at. Some of the most entitled, toxic people I've ever had to deal with.

  • @thecartheorist2690
    @thecartheorist2690 4 года назад +183

    “Louis Vuitton is for poor people who want to look rich”, so that is why they have an $81,000 backpack on their website, right?

    • @autobotrock4789
      @autobotrock4789 4 года назад +18

      I've heard that it's sorta true. According to the truly rich, they buy expensive brands that are more subtle and not as well known as a nod to each other while the "poor" folks grab at LV, Coach, Chanel, etc so all will know they can blow through thousands on a single bag. Kinda like people on welfare who have iPads for each of their kids.
      Not that I can vouch for it. Just something I heard a couple times.

    • @spooked2104
      @spooked2104 4 года назад

      @@autobotrock4789 its really not a life you want dude
      I left my family years ago due to the entitledness and my brother getting away with everything
      Surely when everything is available u get kinda used to it?
      I dunno man you may think im lying or whatsoever but its your view

    • @spooked2104
      @spooked2104 4 года назад +4

      They arent bfs
      But sugar daddies

  • @t-kicker26
    @t-kicker26 4 года назад +41

    "It's my dog and I know him better than anyone else."
    Uhm apparently not, else she'd know many dogs are lactose intolerant and *can* get very sick off of eating dairy products. :|

    • @leeowen4989
      @leeowen4989 4 года назад +5

      It's not just most dogs, pretty much all mammals become lactose intolerant after the first few months of life. And even then, the ability of humans to digest lactose was an adaptation to dairy farming 1000's of years ago and is somewhat limited to European cultures. Being able to drink milk actually puts you in a minority group as around 65% of the worlds population is thought to be lactose intolerant.

  • @Coolboy-zp9jg
    @Coolboy-zp9jg 4 года назад +150

    *Offers $20,000*
    *Say’s they can offer up to $40,000*
    *Offers $21,000*
    Ah yes, The negotiator.

    • @zacharysieg2305
      @zacharysieg2305 4 года назад +11

      After condemning them to hell, to boot!

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 4 года назад +2

      The video was put out 12 minutes ago, how did you comment 26 minutes ago? :/

    • @TStormj90
      @TStormj90 4 года назад +3

      Trunks: "You just went down"
      King Cold: "..... I'm a haggler?"

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 4 года назад +4

      @@TStormj90
      Huzzah! A person of culture!

    • @TStormj90
      @TStormj90 4 года назад +3

      @@potatospeedwagon3994 I wish I could like this more than once.

  • @rywalker1733
    @rywalker1733 4 года назад +52

    there was a scene in harry potter when ron was being a choosing beggar.
    ron: how much for this?
    the twins: 5 galleons.
    ron: how much for me?
    the twins: 5 galleons.
    ron: i’m your brother.
    the twins: 10 galleons.

  • @spencerbricklord474
    @spencerbricklord474 4 года назад +101

    Who the hell needs a $1000 wallet?
    A wallet has one purpose, hold money.

    • @IreFang
      @IreFang 4 года назад +14

      Even if I became a million still wouldn't spend more than 50 bucks on one.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад +3

      My first wallet was 10 dollars I got it cause it came with a cool looking knife then I got gifted one of my grandpa's old wallets I now use

    • @ghostagent5292
      @ghostagent5292 4 года назад +3

      I got myn for free because some one threw it at me and them boom wallet :/

    • @Asutoro
      @Asutoro 4 года назад +5

      @@ghostagent5292 _bOoM wAlLeT_

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 4 года назад +1

      I think my wallet cost my $20...

  • @mattw8332
    @mattw8332 4 года назад +15

    Whoa, the girl with the $700 purse: lots of red flags there. She seems to spend too much effort comparing herself to other couples.

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 3 года назад +1

      I think her boyfriend needs to dump her. So he can find someone who will appreciate him, and not compare themselves to other couples.

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 3 года назад +1

      She's narcissistic and materialistic too. Sounds like the kind of girl who'd appear on r/nicegirls because she complained how someone wouldn't fork over $100 on a first date

  • @amazinglynn
    @amazinglynn 4 года назад +42

    Bruh I literally got into an argument with someone on Instagram this weekend bc she was complaining that Mr. Beast “only” donated $150,000 to BLM. When I asked her wtf, she said “he gives away $1M for games so what’s $150,000?” 🤦🏽‍♀️ like girl he gave away $1M one time. Most of his prizes are between 10-100 thousand so chill 🙄

    • @drwboy07
      @drwboy07 4 года назад +11

      You should've asked her how much she donated.

    • @joshg1529
      @joshg1529 4 года назад +3

      Someone made a good point that people criticizing people donating money may lead to people not donating money in the future.

    • @butterflyutonium1661
      @butterflyutonium1661 4 года назад

      Also, the fact that he has a lot of money allows him to give away a lot of money. Yes, it may only be a fraction of their income, but they're still donating.

    • @doubleot1984
      @doubleot1984 3 года назад +1

      What a waste.

  • @CherryPop_Cola
    @CherryPop_Cola 4 года назад +5

    At 3:21 "she said-" and my earbuds went "low battery". It was the perfect timing that killed me

  • @ScrewgeMcF_ck
    @ScrewgeMcF_ck 4 года назад +44

    Nathan Fillion is a really cool dude. In high school, I was over at a friends place for dinner, and his father told about their experience. When his dad couldn’t find a babysitter, he ended up having to take my friend with him to Comic-Con. He was two, and as toddlers do throw tantrums, he had to leave the audience as not to disrupt anyone. Nathan was outside chilling with some coordinators when he saw my friend’s dad frantically looking around and asked him what was up and if he needed help. He’d noticed his wallet was missing and said he was going to go back in. As my friend was still throwing a tantrum, he offered to take care of him so his dad could get in and out quickly. 😂

    • @BeastWarsFan
      @BeastWarsFan 4 года назад +3

      Nathan Fillion: Right up there with Keanu Reeves in the Awesome Person department.
      BWF

    • @robertcole3247
      @robertcole3247 4 года назад +1

      Oh captain my captain

  • @uuuupppssie
    @uuuupppssie 4 года назад +13

    Honey, a Louis Vuitton wallet is much more DURABLE than Chanel despite the price difference. 🙄

  • @scootolmes2491
    @scootolmes2491 4 года назад +108

    I've got $1000 and a baby crocodile
    Ah yes, the negotiater

  • @verticallychallenged2622
    @verticallychallenged2622 4 года назад +14

    "LV is for poor people who want to look rich!"
    *casually holds 3$ thrift store wallet*

    • @lunargames5246
      @lunargames5246 4 года назад

      Wanna hear a funny story? I used to work in some nice places not like crazy rich but either old money or sports/actor rich. It's a small-ish town where they dump their family while away but being in the town gave everyone and I mean EVERY FUCKING ONE a sense of entitlement; letgit some kids tried to steal from a donation jar for homeless animals because they felt they were entitled to it. Didn't work cuz it was locked on top you can only drop money in. Anyway..
      Being in that kind of area everyone is sleeping with everyone because status and gossip and the whole lot and as you can imagine a lot of people would get divorced for younger women/hotter men/to get half of X it really was like a damn drama show just less fun because it's not on tv so just sad really. So when the people get divorced or the husband/wife with wealth dies and it doesn't go to them or whatever they'd have to move. The amount of back-handed shit the people would get for moving or selling any of their "fancy" stuff I'm talking like 4-5k bags or $300 shirts (Yep, the base price there was min 150 and up.) And they would just be like "I can't belive carol is leaving" "I heard she got divorced that's why there's a moving truck in front of their house." "She didn't want an extra glass of wine at brunch says she's watching her weight I know she's broke."
      Yeah. . . .fun people; and before you ask yes I've seen a 40+ something call her husband daddy, seen someone crash a fucking lambo and not give a fuck, and seen someone lose their crap over a $50 grooming (I worked with dogs) job while on the phone with custom SPA people to have 5, FIVE fucking custom hot tubs made worth 25k each for their 5 houses and being mad it wouldn't be ready in 2 weeks of deciding to get it before going to NY for whatever fucking reason. It must be fun being so rich you have to make your own damn problems.
      P.S. Rich people love to drink, like you think frat boys can drink those bitches don't hold a candle to these guys the only difference is price of what they drink but all day, any time of day they will drink from morning till night.

  • @tigershark2328
    @tigershark2328 4 года назад +121

    How to reply to the 0:56 woman: "Sorry, I was volunteering at my local church."

    • @joemiller947
      @joemiller947 4 года назад +15

      To make it even juicier, you'd say Mosque or Synagogue instead of church

    • @jadesmith8653
      @jadesmith8653 4 года назад +18

      "The Satanic Temple was really busy and needed a few more helpers. Would you like to come over and help?"

  • @8thdayadventist911
    @8thdayadventist911 4 года назад +26

    A real Christian is loving, caring, considerate, respectful, set apart, a lover of the truth, and many other good things.
    Greed is idolatry. The woman that wanted the suv for 20k is not a Christian.
    The story about the woman who accused OP for not "accepting God's love", does not know God. We mourn for those who have fallen asleep. Love is not about receiving, it's about giving, long suffering, respect, kindness, etc.
    God will judge those who are haughty and judge those who are idolaters.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 4 года назад +1

      Fallen asleep?

    • @logankrohn1472
      @logankrohn1472 4 года назад +1

      Inky Stars
      Some groups use that as a way to say currently not going to church, denied church, etc. I am kinda embarrassed to be associated with people who are hypocrites.

    • @8thdayadventist911
      @8thdayadventist911 4 года назад +2

      @@logankrohn1472 fallen asleep means dead. Jesus uses fallen asleep to explain the current state of death for people. The same phrase is used in Acts, and in many of Paul's letters.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 4 года назад +1

      @@logankrohn1472 weird term I assumed it meant the person died

  • @lob1n
    @lob1n 4 года назад +225

    Choosing begger: can you lower it?
    Op:no
    Choosing beggars:surprised pikachu face

  • @blinkingintensifies8212
    @blinkingintensifies8212 4 года назад +9

    If that dude buying his girl LV and Ichiban can’t keep a girlfriend, I’m screwed.

    • @ScaryDeathGuy
      @ScaryDeathGuy 3 года назад

      You absolutely don't want a girlfriend like that, trust me.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 года назад +224

    CB: "LV is for poor people who want to look rich!"
    Also CB: *Is a poor person trying to look rich*

    • @emmacjobe
      @emmacjobe 4 года назад

      ??? Lord Voldemort ???

    • @satan6026
      @satan6026 4 года назад +1

      @@emmacjobe 7:17

    • @elwiwi4120
      @elwiwi4120 3 года назад

      @@emmacjobe lmao-

  • @n96xm66
    @n96xm66 4 года назад +14

    rSlash: why do they think other people wants crocodile?
    Me: (nervous laugh)huh yeah who want a crocodile

    • @dinokirbo3956
      @dinokirbo3956 3 года назад

      After that I asked my mom if there were any baby crocodiles in the pet store

  • @justsomerandomuser4264
    @justsomerandomuser4264 4 года назад +43

    I like how he makes his voice from normal to entitled in seconds during reading

  • @drolfy951
    @drolfy951 4 года назад +2

    She only gets $500 a month from her man? Heck if my bf gave me that I'd be praising him like a god, it's the thought that counts

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 4 года назад +28

    9:15 Dude! If I found out that my random act of kindness had gotten me in the good graces of Nathan Fillion, I wouldn't need anything else. The bragging rights alone would make me a legend to all my friends. $3000 worth of electronics would just be a fun bonus.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад

      If that truly is you good on you (I put if cause ya know itrenet)

    • @thegreatstoneddragon9432
      @thegreatstoneddragon9432 4 года назад

      Same here!

    • @bdpickett
      @bdpickett 4 года назад

      @@tylerblubaugh5549 I never claimed it was me. Re-read the comment.

  • @mellow3995
    @mellow3995 4 года назад +3

    Nathan Fillion plays the main character in the Rookie, which is hilarious, good to see the actor is an awesome guy like the character he plays :)

  • @rileymcgowan6490
    @rileymcgowan6490 4 года назад +3

    Nobody’s gonna talk about how the ice cream lady spends 300 a month on ice cream

  • @mirandablair7384
    @mirandablair7384 4 года назад +55

    I nearly died laughing while watching this. That's attempted homicide since you tried to kill me, but I will refrain from reporting this the authorities provided you give me your youtube channel AND ten thousand dollars in compensation.

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 4 года назад +1

      I love you

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 4 года назад +2

      You should probably edit this comment again to say attempted homicide instead of assault because that’s what it really is.

    • @doge_is_life5083
      @doge_is_life5083 4 года назад +2

      Pride flowey

    • @shiningknight661
      @shiningknight661 4 года назад +1

      The rainbow Flowey the Panda

    • @Moni-ob7xi
      @Moni-ob7xi 4 года назад +1

      @@doge_is_life5083 yeee ^^

  • @mocha4745
    @mocha4745 4 года назад +3

    the ice cream story has proven to me that, even if Rslash doesn’t do the Karen voice, she’s still easy to spot lol

  • @aleahlrb
    @aleahlrb 4 года назад +126

    I got so used to rSlash using the voices that corresponds to the characters so sometimes I get confused when the voice is the normal voice but then the post was obviously made by a CB or an EP.

    • @LtIsadeCaine
      @LtIsadeCaine 4 года назад +4

      I know right?

    • @luigiRobs14
      @luigiRobs14 4 года назад +7

      If its a long post he does it to save his voice

  • @dalayneejo
    @dalayneejo 4 года назад +6

    okay okay, as a christian, that lady was gross and weird. we’re not all insane.

  • @tamtmf
    @tamtmf 4 года назад +136

    I also have a story about a run in with a "Christian" (I was raised that God was loving and kind and we as his children were not to be hateful like the "Christians" in the stories on this video) This was my encounter though. The person wasn't so much as hateful, they were just plain rude.
    When my grandmother passed back in 2014, we had her funeral at our then current church, we had switched churches from the one that was near our house a few years prior to her passing. Some people from our neighborhood church came to her memorial, most of them were grieving my grandmother's loss because they weren't only former church members, they knew our family for a long time and treated us like family. But one woman from the old church randomly came up to me before the service and said, "We miss you at church. You need to come back and see us." That was the only thing she said to me. AT MY GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL! I was livid. I still can't pass that church sometimes without remembering that.

    • @molliemcarthurhogg3002
      @molliemcarthurhogg3002 4 года назад +11

      My uncle thinks he is Jesus so I think i got it bad he is now dying of cancer and says thanks god every day he tried to get ths devil out of me as I dont believe in God

    • @funnykitsune
      @funnykitsune 4 года назад +16

      Thank you for sharing, really! I believe in God (the one Christians worship, there are plenty of religions other than mine which are as legitimate as mine) and sometimes I feel afraid of sharing it because the crazy ones make all of us look bad! It's just nice to see another person who isn't a religious nutjob :)
      Also, God never told anyone to be homophobic, just stop pushing your thoughts down our throats behind the holy shield of religion, Karen!

    • @theabomination5894
      @theabomination5894 4 года назад +2

      She was probably scared to get you to talk about your grandmother. Probably upsetting she thought

    • @supremetarantulasorcerer165
      @supremetarantulasorcerer165 4 года назад

      @@funnykitsune I feel as if the homophobic bit was related to a previous event?

    • @janisbentzen4503
      @janisbentzen4503 4 года назад +1

      She said nothing wrong.

  • @thatweebthatdraws1050
    @thatweebthatdraws1050 4 года назад +1

    3:25 I can hear the struggles of trying to push back the karen voice for op

  • @Dementor69420
    @Dementor69420 4 года назад +86

    Last time I was this early rSlash was still using cuss words

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 4 года назад +2

    I was walking out of the room and leaving this playing and then heard rSlash say "Nathan Fillion"
    I swear that I've never stopped sooo fast😅

  • @SRosenberg203
    @SRosenberg203 4 года назад +22

    "At the time of this video, this post is 2 days old, and OP hasn't posted an update, so he's probably dead. So long, OP."
    Thanks bro, I just sprayed water all over my computer monitor. I appreciate that, rSlash.

  • @rachelranderson
    @rachelranderson 4 года назад

    The CB that wanted 5 ice cream samples is exactly why the deli I worked at had a rule that restricted customers to 3 samples, and we "couldn't" give samples to kids without their parents. We were allowed to give them more if we thought they were actually going to buy something (which did happen a few times, especially with regulars), but a solid chunk of the time that saved our inventory from just being someone's free lunch.

  • @linzi9814
    @linzi9814 4 года назад +13

    $700 on a purse!? god damn, I'm really grateful when my husband buys me a £10 funko pop!!
    Also, 3 small kids and hands are full? maybe you shouldn't have conceived no.4 then lol

  • @lofi219
    @lofi219 4 года назад

    $1000 and a baby crocodile.
    *Ahh, yes. The negotiator!*

  • @awooga4478
    @awooga4478 4 года назад +98

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Random kid in the comments: I AM THE DEFINITION OF SPEEED AND COMEDY

  • @discontinuedchannel4544
    @discontinuedchannel4544 4 года назад +1

    Baby crocs sell for around $75, so no, not worth 1k LMAO

  • @nicholasmartinez1348
    @nicholasmartinez1348 4 года назад +10

    The first one is definitely a Florida Man

  • @gibsondesharnais9143
    @gibsondesharnais9143 4 года назад

    for the ice cream store and the dog story, as someone who works at an ice cream store, we are supposed to only give out 3-4 samples and only give more to be nice. If someone isn't buying ice cream, they are only allowed to have 3-4 based on the company policy and since they weren't going to buy ice cream the cashier doesn't have or isn't obligated to give more. It is also not against the law to deny service in that case, since as I just explained its based on company policy

  • @ineededtochangetheusername359
    @ineededtochangetheusername359 4 года назад +117

    When you're so early there are no dislikes, only likes.

    • @johnanderson3559
      @johnanderson3559 4 года назад +4

      The only problem being faster than the speed of light is that the fact you can only like in darkness

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 4 года назад +3

      The way things should be

    • @silentreaper5805
      @silentreaper5805 4 года назад

      Yes, and that’s where the legends are, you sir, have just become a legend.

  • @updoottales
    @updoottales 4 года назад +1

    So let me get this straight. The ice cream lady doesn't want to spend like what, 3-5 dollars on ice cream, but she is prepared to spend hundreds of dollars in hiring a lawyer to sue a grocery store because they wouldn't allow a dog to sample ice cream? Karen logic at its finest.

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 4 года назад +8

    1:31 Somehow, the possibility didn't occur to me that I might actually hear about a real life Bible-thumper today. Imagine swinging your beliefs around like a mace and still expecting someone to listen to you.

    • @violetbunn6455
      @violetbunn6455 4 года назад

      I myself live as close to the rules set out in the Bible as possible. I am not catholic nor protestant and don’t believe that the church is something good.
      I think that it’s important to tell people about Jesus’ teachings, but not in a harmful way. Jesus was patient and loving and we should live according to his example. What these people are doing is just wrong and shines a completely wrong light on us christians.
      I hope that you will find faith and that you’ll have a lovely day!

  • @Moni-ob7xi
    @Moni-ob7xi 4 года назад +1

    7:17 ah yes 700$ purse is for poor people
    God what the hell is wrong with her I hope the guy leaves her and finds somebody more appreciative

  • @fantasytailx
    @fantasytailx 4 года назад +16

    1 view, 54 comments, 118 likes. am i even surprised anymore.

    • @davidlink3787
      @davidlink3787 4 года назад

      It's just RUclips's normal drunk-in-the-morning thing.

  • @LittleBlueAngelDuck
    @LittleBlueAngelDuck 4 года назад +1

    These people who complain about a 700$ Birthday present. I'm glad if I get a nice birthday card for 50ct...

  • @lordpun7779
    @lordpun7779 4 года назад +12

    11:39
    CLOSE YOUR LEGS! Then maybe you’ll have more money!!!

  • @jdbutler6609
    @jdbutler6609 4 года назад

    The lady with the dog and free ice cream samples is crazy, but at the same time I’d want ice cream for my dog too.

  • @brittpaget1010
    @brittpaget1010 4 года назад +12

    We have thunder, and I can't go outside so this came through perfect time

  • @ColtonPoorman
    @ColtonPoorman 4 года назад +1

    I'm definitely not an expert, but the baby crocodile thing is actually pretty common. People will try to trade a baby crocodile, alligator, or other large, dangerous reptile for something that is worth a lot, and people will accept it, thinking it will grow up to love them since they raised it, which is not true. It gets a lot bigger then that person's bathtub, and can really injure that person.

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 4 года назад +3

    in my family we raised to appreciate everything. for my birthday one year my brother bought a bunch a boxes of candy (probably from dollar store). I loved it. as I love eating candy at the movies.
    my nephews will love any gift. I could sell one nephew how cool one item is. if i picked up a rock outside his home and gave it to him. said it was super rock (he loves heroes) he'd play with it all day

  • @jitteryskitters1684
    @jitteryskitters1684 4 года назад

    I love listening to these on my lunch break at work. His voice is just so calming and perfect for reading these.

  • @Eamont_
    @Eamont_ 4 года назад +18

    Hi everyone I hope you’re having a good day/night and happy birthday if today your birthday

    • @user-qd8yy9lc4g
      @user-qd8yy9lc4g 4 года назад +1

      My mother has a birthday, thank you.

    • @dariusyew5388
      @dariusyew5388 4 года назад +1

      Send me money its my birthday :D

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад

      You forgot anniversaries

    • @Eamont_
      @Eamont_ 4 года назад +1

      Darius Yew haha lol good one

    • @Eamont_
      @Eamont_ 4 года назад +1

      Tenosit Sergeich here’s a slice of cake for you and your mom🍰🍰

  • @eclipse8670
    @eclipse8670 3 года назад

    I was listening to her talk about her sisters bf and all I was thinking is “that’s not a boyfriend that’s a sugar daddy. She’s playin the game and winnin, good for her”

  • @80bbygrl
    @80bbygrl 4 года назад +3

    Finally, another choosing beggars video! I love these SO much!!! 😍😂 The ice cream sample lady is a jackass. Lmao, but, I ALWAYS get my pups ice cream 😁
    And, I used to have a pet alligator... Lol

  • @godaltaccount6825
    @godaltaccount6825 4 года назад +1

    Who the hell gives ice cream to dogs, I would not give poison to a crotch gobbling I MEAN kid

  • @idkanymorelolz
    @idkanymorelolz 4 года назад +6

    "Since it is quarantine you should make TWICE as many videoz!"

    • @delicate6930
      @delicate6930 4 года назад

      Unique Bacon Soldier its a joke... you can tell by the quotes

    • @BeastWarsFan
      @BeastWarsFan 4 года назад

      Are you quoting something, serious or just mocking Karens?
      BWF

  • @meowatbabiesthecat
    @meowatbabiesthecat 4 года назад

    Lol, my dad always tells me about his first job at Baskin Robins where they allowed their employees to eat as much icecream as they want, but using ONLY sample spoons. My dad at so much icecream that they had to change the policy to no more than a pint a day.

  • @dovedunham4583
    @dovedunham4583 4 года назад +12

    all the dislikes are from choosing beggers.

  • @undercookedsoup7299
    @undercookedsoup7299 4 года назад

    6:53
    to be honest, if my bf just got me a cheap cute necklace id be fine lmao

  • @skullcandy3935
    @skullcandy3935 4 года назад +17

    So early there's 12 comments lol

    • @shiningknight661
      @shiningknight661 4 года назад

      420 on my End-

    • @skullcandy3935
      @skullcandy3935 4 года назад

      Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis I'm sorry you have to message that to feel something

  • @albinoguidedog
    @albinoguidedog 4 года назад +1

    On behalf of all service dog teams we do not associate ourselves with this Karen.

  • @EvelynEnder
    @EvelynEnder 4 года назад +5

    Dang, 5 minutes late. I'll try to be earlier next time. TwT

  • @Dr_Kyutoko
    @Dr_Kyutoko 3 года назад +1

    How much do y'all wanna bet that the "service dog" is just an emotional support animal?

  • @withmuckguy3362
    @withmuckguy3362 4 года назад +12

    Fun fact: you haven’t watched the whole video yet
    Fun Fact: You May have watched the full video now

  • @PokeMaster22222
    @PokeMaster22222 4 года назад +2

    7:38 You should be grateful he's spending money for you at all; in my eyes, men should not have to buy a woman's loyalty or love.
    If your sister's boyfriend can afford all that - and honestly, in my eyes that's a massive waste of money - then good for him. Girl, you have to learn some humility, to not be such a fucking gold-digger - is it any wonder I have absolutely zero interest in getting a girlfriend?

  • @carolcarol9982
    @carolcarol9982 4 года назад

    The lady with the service dog, all the kids and the free ice cream samples belongs in Choosing Beggars.

  • @sarahlanthier1727
    @sarahlanthier1727 4 года назад

    I work in a candy and icecream shop. People come in giving me that song and dance all the time, how they only want to try, then proceed to ask for sample after sample. They hate it when I cut them off, whine about how they can't decide between chocolate and chocolate truffle (same icecream but with chocolate chunks and a swirl), and they say 'i have to go for a walk to make up my mind, then I'll come back or just go to the grocery store because yours is toooooo expensive' and never come back. I am So happy when they don't come back.

  • @chriscarpenter3370
    @chriscarpenter3370 3 года назад

    ek: "I don't like pistachio!"
    op: "then why did you ask for it?"

  • @Black_Knight48
    @Black_Knight48 4 года назад

    Theres not enough cute cat/dog/seal video on the planet that will restore my faith in humanity when i see these types of ppl

  • @CristinaFrank
    @CristinaFrank 4 года назад

    The last story is ridiculous. "I'm butthurt because no one wants to buy me stuff for just being a breeder, and can't afford anything because of it!" 🤣🤣

  • @teorrac752
    @teorrac752 4 года назад

    Thank you. I watch these videos every night before I go to sleep and it’s one of the few things I have to look forward to

  • @quiet2365
    @quiet2365 4 года назад

    You were trying so hard not to do the choosing begger voice for the ice cream sample lady 😂😂 you know you wanted to!

  • @wavy1489
    @wavy1489 Год назад

    For one of the first stories - Maybe It's An ALBINO Baby Crocadile? I've Heard They're More Cute Than Regular Baby Crocadiles.

  • @mackenzieweber8138
    @mackenzieweber8138 4 года назад

    Restaurant operator here: It's not allowed for owners of service dogs to feed their dogs while within your establishment, owners of service dogs know this and dont do it. If you DO feed your "service" dog in a place that sells food to the general public the operators can absolutely remove you. Thats basically the only way we know that it's not a legally permitted service animal (we're not allowed to ask if it is).

  • @nimoph
    @nimoph 4 года назад

    That kid on 3:02 sadly doesn't know how good pistachio is.

  • @AsianAntman
    @AsianAntman 4 года назад

    Buyer: I’ve got $1000 and a baby crocodile
    Me: SOLD

  • @bg6b7bft
    @bg6b7bft 4 года назад

    Screw the $700 purse; give me a baby crocodile for my birthday, and I'm yours.

  • @subhanrashid7652
    @subhanrashid7652 4 года назад +1

    Baby crocodile is worth 2 grand and when grown up worth up to 5-10 grand

  • @Kyuushi94
    @Kyuushi94 4 года назад

    That Nathan Filion story, though! I shared it with my mom, since she’s a bigger fan than I am, and we both cried! So glad to see people being great right now!

  • @StarDirectional
    @StarDirectional 4 года назад

    When the woman says her bf only gives her 500$, and her sister gets 1k, I was like "wait, boy friends are supposed to give you an allowance. I dont get that" xD

  • @yeetusdeletus5714
    @yeetusdeletus5714 3 года назад

    That ice cream story reminded me of my old dog. He loved vanilla ice cream. RIP buddy

  • @mnicolemortensen7
    @mnicolemortensen7 4 года назад

    For the ice cream story does anyone else get Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes. "You are abusing your sampling privlages" Larry David.

  • @Paulagonia
    @Paulagonia 4 года назад +1

    I love my bff very much but she can be so entitled sometimes. We're actually 3 bff who have been friends for over 15 years.
    Not entitled friend had a very toxic relationship for years who included a girl friend of both (her and her toxic bf) getting too comfortable with the guy. Years after they broke up that girl called NEF to make things clear, they settled up a meeting on a mall near my house.
    NEF asked me and EF to be with her as she was very nervous about this meeting due the toxic past.
    EF asked NEF to call that girl and set up the meeting in another place because another mall near her bf house was more convenient for her. When we were just going as moral support, it wasn't even our business.
    We called her out on it and she got upset for days, when she return we did tell her we had no time for her bs. She apologized.

  • @akina3673
    @akina3673 4 года назад

    7:13 You know, if anybody got me a $700 wallet, I would have screamed at them,"WHY WOULD YOU BUY THIS?" too, before demanding that they get a refund and buy something cheaper. Spending that much money on a gift is ridiculous, especially if you're not related.

  • @ShardFalcorsGaming
    @ShardFalcorsGaming 4 года назад

    LOL Choosing beggar AND entitled person story all in one? Yes please!