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r/Insaneparents I've covered a lot of crazy parents on this channel, but the parents in today's video are the craziest of the craziest. The father in the first story wants to cast some sort of evil vampire Christian spell on OP that sucks out his life force so that the father can literally become younger. We've also got a mom who forces her kids to drink their own... well, you'll just have to listen to that one for yourself. If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!
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That first dad straight up treating his daughter like an object will never stop making me unfathomably uncomfortable
Althea Udaku he says that his daughters virginity was his most prized possession like he wanted to take all of it for himself
When I came on this comment my phone turnt off no joke
ALL MEN treat women like objects...
@@AnonymousDragonWolf you can’t say that All of any group of people do anything
Ya I agree with that
I’m happy that first girl got away from her insane, religious father, if he’s willing to say that to a man he feels wronged HIM, I can’t imagine everything she’s had to put up with being raised by that man.
i second that its good she got out and that he is a horrible father, but not just religious people are the problem I'm sure you know of crazy atheists (in case you don't know theist means the belief in god atheist means the Belief in no god but yourself)
@@guitarhero327 You'll often find religious people tend to be a lot more crazy than athiests, although in any group of people there is always going to be bad apples.
@@guitarhero327 no, I haven't met any craxy atheists, because they're normal people.
The first father said his daughters virginity is HIS most prized possession??? What the hell?! Eww how gross. Is he still living in the medieval times?
Probably. That guy needs time in an insane asylum
@@moonlighthunter5421 he needs less time in church apparently
I think he meant it as a sigh of his daughters innocence
@@lifeischeesy he needs to talk to a priest
@@Morgan_M19 He's been talking to too many priests.
The last story:
“Hey I got my hair dyed and I really like it”
“THIS IS YOUR FAULT, HOW DARE YOU! I’M NOT YOUR SLAVE, YOU WANT WAR?
That last one is every conversation ever with my mother. I hate the crazy bitch.
@@DreadfulHeart109 The last 2 both sound like mine, if she saw a doctor she'd be certifiable. She inspires revulsion in me. Soo glad I cut contact
Well yes I want WAR ww3 battle of Karen
1 phase comes to mind "GO NO CONTACT!"
I'm only just a minute in. Is this man saying that his daughter's virginity is his treasure? that's... gross
Yeah, I felt really off when I heard that, too.
Starting out strong with the "Insane" bit.
Wtf is wrong with that guy?
That was exactly my thinking. People are fucking crazy.
He wanted to force his daughter into an arranged marriage while she was virgin so op saved her
Alot of heavily religious parents have this mindset.....I got punished for loosing mine at 18 and my mother not only physically attacked me when I stood up for myself, but her and my step father took my phone and my laptop(which I paid for with my paycheck from my first job) and would hide them from me. She would then go into my room to secretly check up on me, and because she worked with me, told everyone not to let me use their phones because I went against their orders.
Parent: *Is insane*
Kids: *Moves out and avoids contact*
Also Parent: *"wHy DoN't mY kIdS tAlK tO mE???"*
That's my abusive mother. I was just hitting 10 years no contact with her when the pandemic hit. She tried to use the excuse of 'being worried about me' to reconnect. I let voicemail take it then immediately deleted the message.
It occurred to me then that she cannot really be sure if I am alive or dead at this stage - my name is unusual so I never use it in social media, etc. A friend volunteered to call my mother just to set her mind at rest on that topic. But: 1) I don't want to subject my friend to my mother's BC, 2) I know that (in my mother's eyes) would open the door for her to try harder to contact me, and what I admit in a secret dark place inside myself, 3) I kind of enjoy the fact that knowing I wouldn't contact her even during a pandemic, and that she really must be uncomfortable about not having control over me any more, and that she must also be uncomfortable not really being able to find out anything about me, even if I am alive or dead, must be driving her absolutely crazy.
I went no contact for my own mental, physical, emotional, and every other aspect of my health. I stay no contact for those reasons. But, yes, I am also at the point where I am staying no contact because part of me enjoys the fact that it has to be messing with her head.
Turn about is fair play, eh? :D
i read that in rSlash's karen voice
I just died laughing. The first dad is SO insane, overbearing and quite frankly creepy that I just fell off chair
Body: I excrete urine to remove toxins
Parents: DRINK YOUR URIN TO CURE CANCER
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ultimateroblocksgawd oof
if you think about it the urine is already in your body so by the curing cancer logic everyone should be "immune" from getting cancer
WHO'S URINE IS THIS?? IS SHE FEEDING HER KIDS HER OWN URINE!? SOMEONE CALL CPS!! 😡😭
@@thatpengman Technically correct...considering Urine is mostly water. But it's also blood plasma waste (Urea), cretanine, calcium, potassium, sodium...and ammonia. I wouldn't recommend drinking that. Gatorade would better suffice, I feel. XD
That father's possessiveness over his daughter's virginity is making me feel physically ill 🤢
"What is rightfully mine" disgusting
Right?!! “MY most precious treasure”
This is why atheists hate christians
Giving off incest vibes.
welcome to alabama
So daddy dearest in the first story not only thinks he's going to be a Christian Vampire, he thinks you can own people.
He's the dude from N0SF3R4TU...... Fucking time vampire making disturbing demon children in Santa's village!
Also thinks he owns his daughter's vagina
well you can own people... before the 1800s
*quur'an type beat*
“2 John, the chapter before Revelation”
*Me a christian* : Wait...the chapter before Revelation is Jude....
Certain versions of the bible from different denominations will add or subtract a book or two, or slightly modify their order.
Yo im jewish and I know that lol
The Bible at my church has 3 John and Jude between 2 John and Revelation.
@@zemellion26 same
I get the feeling this guy is working off of a different bible
Rslash's Wife (WifeSlash): "Baby?"
Rslash: "Yeah?"
WifeSlash: "I want our daughter to be named Karen."
Rslash: *sigh* I kno...WAIT WHAT????????"
These creeps do not deserve to be parents. God help those children.
If God is real, then it's not his job to help them, we gotta do it.
What about you? And what about us? I thought we ain't supposed to just sit, do nothing and hole
@@kittenmimi5326 *and hole?
Fun fact about the first one: Hell is a forest in Finland. i live in Finland
Is that real or just a joke
@@somerandomdude8887 thats what im thinking
@@somerandomdude8887 no, it's real, it exist this is no joke
@@somerandomdude8887 fun fact for a reason
Thicc Yoshi it’s a village of some sorts in Finland. But in their language it’s called Helvetinjärvi, which does translate to English as Hell Lake.
There’s also a village in Norway called Hell.
Alternate reality:
rSlash is actually having hallucinations of a wife and the wife never existed in the first place.
0_o
I hope it's not a hallucination... the reenactment sounds so sweet and wholesome
Gotta say, that’s the cutest advert I have heard. “Baby? I’m not giving these back.” “I know...” 😂
It’s so creepy how many people are super possessive of their daughter’s virginity.
I find that extremely strange and honestly, stupid
Christianity teaches them to be.
They’re just jealous
It's that whole notion that womens bodies dont belong to them that was unfortunately and still is indoctrinated in specific religions. :/
I read a story on reddit (I think) where a woman's fiance insisted that his father & two brothers be allowed to "inspect" her lady bits before the wedding to "insure that she was a virgin" , said it was a tradition in their family. She noped it the fk out of there, thank goodness. Some people are just fkd in the head.
The first story is quite funny as being a Christian, this man goes against so many teachings that the Bible talks about. For one, do not commit murder, but it also says in the Bible that by thinking things, you already did it in your heart which is not good. This Dad goes on an insane trip about thinking of killing this man. Also, forgiveness. The Bible says you should always forgive, but this Dad won't. If God can forgive everyone for their sins, why can't this Dad forgive this man. And, if this was not rape, his daughter was as much to blame for happening as he is, regardless of their sex. Some people
Yeah, if he's that "Christian" why he didn't say anything about her daughter? OP for sure did not r*pe her, so it also the daughter's "fault" of losing her virginity, and the dad shouldn't care, it's HER life and not HIS, the dad isn't virgin as well lol
My best reply is to comment that sucking the life away from another human being is witch craft and necromancy , and denounce him as a witch and an idiot and be done with him , as well as remind him that thanks to his own letter he'll be having a restraining order placed on him and should he come within 200 ft he better be prepared
Yeah and even if your religious you can still have sex if you both want lol
yeah that man is so messed up
Also, if he is a christian, doesn't that mean that the Old Testament's laws were revoked by Jesus when the new alliance was formed? His whole argument is based on stuff that Jesus said not to do. What a hypocrite
13:25 - Paramedic here. My heart really goes out to the other family members of that kid, and to the crew who responded to that call. I've dealt with victims of neglect and abuse (all adults, so APS got involved), but I almost never have pedi calls. Those are insanely hard on an emotional level, and all the worse for it being so completely preventable. I hope that woman serves time, and her other children (which I'm sure exist) are placed with someone reasonable.
Edit: "tubed him" means putting a plastic tube down into the airway to keep it open and stable. Probably an endotracheal (ET) tube, but might be one of the others.
"coded him" means chest compressions to keep blood flowing, squeezing a big plastic bulb into the tube to push air into the lungs (called "bagging"), and running medications into the patient via an IV line to try to get the body to start itself up again. A typical code goes for 30-40min before deciding the patient is dead (which is a whole 'nother process), but it's not at all surprising they went longer for a child.
As an asthmatic that story shocked the crap out of me. Asthma is not something to be played around with. I hope that mum was sent to jail on manslaughter charges.
it’s a fake story, meant to piss people off…it was targeted specifically at the antivax/holistic medicine crowd. it sucks that someone would use that to go after scumbags but sadly it was
@@bostonrailfan2427 it's odd that someone would go to the trouble to fake a story when there are plenty of actual examples of children that have died at the hands of their idiot science denying parents.
That story pisses me off so much. There are people who think that these internet pseudoscience cults aren't harmful or aren't big enough to concern anyone. Or even the ones who don't bother to make a based research and just believe whatever some random unqualified dude tells them on the internet. It's crazy
@@filipe.sm31 You're absolutely right. How many deaths must occur before their influence is no longer deemed "acceptable"?
"you're not getting these back"
Your wife is hilarious 😂
“Baby?”
“Yeah?”
*_”You’re not getting these back”_*
lmao!
Married life, lol.
Also, a hell of an advertisement.
I wish that was what the guy in the first story said to the entitled dad
@@I_am_always_correct Lmfaooo
At least she said it lol the person I’m with will just keep them for all of eternity. The great thing is we wear the same size clothes lol good luck finding that shirt that’s yours but I am the only one that wears it
That religious dad started by saying he got over it, but what really sent him over the edge was learning that his daughter wasn't OP's only partner... not that his daughter's sexual relationships are his business, but OP's and his partners' are DEFINITELY none of that man's business.
And no, dummy, you're not the one who determines whether he's made proper amends or not. Especially since you already forgave him and decided to take it back for reasons wholly unrelated to your family.
Why is it that religious people tend to understand their religion LESS than those outside of it? Genuine question.
It's a question I've asked many times myself.
None of them ever want to answer.
They probably sense that there's simply no way to engage with the question without backing themselves firmly into a corner they can't escape from.
It was summed up beautifully in another thread by Kawaii.Lemon :
"He’s following the book to the word so either ya’ll are slack with your religion, Or the religion is crazy."
There are people who understand their religion, and there are people who use that religion as a weapon and an excuse to be horrible. The man used his “faith” as a weapon to condemn the guy, which is totally against Christian doctrine. People choose to not know about their religion/faith so they can cherry pick what they believe and how they practice, which gives a bad name to true people of faith and it’s abhorrent. Genuinely sad that these people exist and will continue to exist
@@stickiedmin6508
That's a very good point.
Look at us agreeing.
@@Richard_Nickerson
Thanx for saying so.
🤜💥🤛
Christian myself and some are just self serving
I get really scared when people talk about their daughter's virginity as if that's the only thing they own worth worrying about
Heaven help your girls if they discover their womb won't shrivel up when they love someone without your permission
r/insaneparents is the reason why the frase "Who in their right mind let you become a parent?" Exist.
Exactly.
Slash's wife: Baby?
Slash: yeah?
Slash's wife: i killed 20 men.
Slash: **sigh** ok.
Well slash seems like a murderers name.
“Ok, wheres the shovel?”
"I have studied the scriptures."
And yet he missed where Jesus says "forgive them 70 times 7 times, if they sin against you 7 times a day."
And also in leviticus 19:18 "Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the Lord."
I'm a Christian and that guy is not saved.
Im.. Kind of on the fence about my christianity, but i actually believe Jehovah is not a god of love
That god is a god of vengeance, you look at all the times he's been wronged or gotten jealous, for example
Beating the shit out of egypt like 7 or 8 times even after pharoah said "yea bro you can leave" the first time
@@endorneyodera4366 Er... the pharao always changed his mind at the last second. That's why the plagues continued...
@@Ikajo in the version i read, god made the pharaoh change his mind. yeah the old testament is messed up. My understanding is that the new testament changes everything almost, jesus dying wipes the slate of man's sin clean so they don't have to follow the ultra strict old testament anymore to get into heaven. it's why animal sacrifice is no longer practiced in christianity as well as a lot of other old testament traditions.
On top of it being his daughters agency.
If his child commuted adultery its on the father to blame
@@rebeccajesse4604 Reread Exodus 9:34 - 35
That wholesome moment with you and your wife made me chuckle. Specially the part where she tells you're not getting the earbuds back.
To the first guy, I would have replied: "Your daughter called me DADDY!!!"
"Baby, I'm not giving these back"
First the hoodies, now the raycon earbuds
Wait what hoddies i wanna hear that story
Next the beans!
The first story? This “christian” is not only crazy, but way too wrapped up in his daughter’s virginity.
He’s super mad cause he wanted to take it
As a Christian I DO find it offensive that its implied the victim of this crazy Christian dad was a basic womanizer who made taking virginity a game, and yet claimed to be a Christian, though I admit that dad is crazy and overly angry so his description of the victim may be full of b.s.
Baby yoda sweet home Alabama intensifies
I will curse you with old age!
my dad felt this way too when he found out. i don’t understand how my body is HIS? it’s a treasure for some reason to them. i really done understand.
When I was a preteen, I needed bras so I told my mom about it and she said, "you aren't developed yet." but I w a s. I had to ask my friend if she could buy some for me with the small amount of money I had as a 12-year-old. I got them - wore them and when my sister and mom found out, they accused me of stuffing my bra (: And they wonder why I'm not comfy talking to them about this sort of thing. Don't EVER accuse your child of something like that - especially in regards to their our puberty and development. This is just one of the plethora of reasons why as a 19-year-old, I don't feel comfortable confiding in my family what-so-ever. Another thing was when I had lost a ton of weight through unhealthy ways and when I spoke to my parents that I feared I may have an ED, they said, "oh, that's normal. you're being overdramatic," despite that fact that I was bulimic and I told them so. Two years later, I'm not recovered but when I began showing signs of BED, I was shamed almost daily.
You'd think, "Oh, maybe this is a one-off thing so they assumed you were being dramatic." Nope. I've been fixated on weight since I was 9 and they know this.
5:58 in Christianity daughters are considered property of the father, that's part of the reason I'm an atheist
I'm more hellenistic polytheistic.
I’m more of a “only watched VeggieTales” kind of person. That stuff never showed up in the show.
Thank god my church does not believe in that bullshit.
The first guy isn't religious, he's a full blown fanatic
You mispelled lunatic. Through maybe both.
Quite likely he's both.
No, he's definitely both
Guys, I swear that all Christians aren't like this...
@@aidansevigny3580 Definitely not like this.
9:04
It feel like she is saying: "Ok so basically my son told me he was bullied at school, so instead of showing him my the love and affection of the mother that I am, I did the exact the same thing he came cry about, I bullied him"
Instead of giving him helpful advice i made him feel even worse and as though he’ll never receive any help with anything at any point in his life. Also, that he can’t trust anyone or open up to them, irrepressibly harming his ability to form meaningful relationships with anyone. That poor kid is going to be a wreck.
"I cant understand the logic of this parents"
Simple: There is no logic
OMG- y’all- I can’t be the only one that thinks the interaction with his wife was absolutely adorable, they have the relationship I dream of lol
First story guy : “ive seen hell”
Yeah buddy god took you on a tour
*_WORLD TOUR WINNER ISSSSS CRAZY GUY_*
more like a preview
@@Geeky189 yes I saw that comment
"There I saw Michael Jackson being forced to moonwalk for the demons there..."
The guy's really popular in those hell testimonial videos.
If I got a reply like that father's, I would have probably replied "Hail Satan!" and see what happens. :P
“I have seen hell” maybe he’s a demon? Only a demon would want autonomy over someone else’s body like that lol
Nah, Satan and the demons are all for bodily autonomy and free will.
Kid: Mommy I'm thirsty
Insane Mom:Well URINE luck sweetie because I have some apple juice right here
I'll see my self out
In the WIFI story, she seems like the type of person who screws someone over and wonders why they are not successful.
Oh my lord, the 1st dad needs to be institutionalized.... absolutely crazy
As a Christian myself, that guy has lost his dang mind and God had nothing to do with it. I feel bad for that guy's daughter
@@zachwent3586 ikr, being a believer myself this guy makes me laugh due to his stupidity
While I do believe that you should wait until marriage, I don't think the bible was meant for you to use it the threaten someone.
@@BorninVirginia yeah. This is why everyone thats not a Christan thinks a majority of us are over religious freaks that are just terrible people.
I had more words but can't think of them
@@BorninVirginia what is hell then?
The thing that makes "Urine Mom" even worse is that she's probably feeding the kids her urine. All the crazy articles are about drinking or bathing in your own urine; not someone else's! I'm assuming it isn't the kids urine because they would notice if their mother was taking their urine. What would she explain that as?
Kid: mommy I need to go to the bathroom!
Mother: just pee in this cup sweetie!
Kid: okay?
Mother: takes pee to the kitchen and puts it in the fridge.
I'm pretty sure that even a toddler would think that was weird.
when this thought hit my head I instantly became more disgusted and I started scrolling
If you want them to smell like old cat ladies
Oh my... I didn't even think of that... Or worse, she got it out the toilet when the kids went?! Nothing about that story DOESN'T scream "CPA please take my kids!"
just imagine what these kinds of morons must be thinking, it's literally unfathomable for normal people
Yep We need Articals Based on the "Benefits of Urine" Should be in the Dark Web or Entirely Banned from Any Web, I don't want People Drinking Urine 24/7 I bet their Mother needs a Asylum to be Put in for this
so he’s saying his daughters virginity is his most prized possession? ew-
I like going through this subreddit before calling my family back home, it makes me appreciate them even more
I didn’t realize that the bra story wasn’t measured in American sizing so when she said 80B I was thinking on our scale which is normally 30’s and 40’s so when she said 80 I thought she had literal watermelons growing out her chest 😂 80B is 36A and 80E is 36DD. But that’s quite a jump, jeez I feel so bad for that girl. For people who need perspective, that’s like a lemon vs a honeydew melon
That confused me, too. Makes much more sense now. That's a lot of body shaming either way.
Also that feel when you know cup size varies according to band size (hence why 'sister sizes' are a thing) so the fact her band size stayed the same makes it even worse (e.g. needing a 32DD vs 36A would be 2 cup sizes too small instead of her 4 cup sizes too small)
Holy cow! If she was using a size A cup when she was really DD yeah no wonder her breasts were popping out poor thing!
That is a BIG jump. I was like “There’s a new Size?”
It almost made me laugh because it’s the exact opposite of what I grew up with. I’m also big chested but I kept thinking I was smaller than I was...my mom had none of it and she wouldn’t let me buy a bra until I tried a bigger size first...I always hated it because she was right it was more comfortable and fit better. I can’t imagine her telling me to put on a smaller bra, at that point I’d just stop wearing a bra again (I didn’t wear one through much of highschool, they’re uncomfortable so I’d just put on a tank or pasties and didn’t really care what others said because I knew I wouldn’t see them after highschool...which was true)
"Religious insanity" - the first Dad. Also: Using religion to create an environment which would make the Taliban envious and control everything. /edit:
"I have seen hell" - well, yeah. He's obviously married.
That means the "property" he married has seen hell, not him. HE is hell. (Can we also acknowledge the fact that he is viewing his daughter as PROPERTY?!)
And boy did you collect an abusive bunch here.
I'm muslim and I can tell you that there are people like this with similar beliefs with similar forms of painful/borderline torture "repentance" so I guess its just the way some extremely religious people are tbh
When the father said op was giving a bad name to Christians I was like, "no, it's the kind of Christians like you that make others think we are like this. And yeah, this father sounds like he treats his wife and daughter like property. When he said he was going to wed off his daughter, I knew something was up
He said he had seen hell, so when he dies will he go to hell?
I was lookin at the first story like "oh its just a religious nut" but then the slavery thing came up
The dad wanted to sell them into SLAVERY
I really wish the guy that got the letter just replied with "I don't believe in god".
That father is way to "invested" in his daughter's personal business. He's also completely nuts, imo! 😂
Take care 💖
Hes playing the long con. Get a daughter, then vampire her boyfriends youth. Then fake your death and have another daughter
A religious nut, not a spiritual fruit. So many "Christians" fail to love how Jesus taught.
"But man this is a wild ride"
I mean that's what this subreddit's for
EnderTeimant he not wrong. The parent is insane enough to write a letter for someone who did something ten years ago. The letter must have taken a least two weeks. Many a month.
@@Random-fx2qc r/madlads ?
@@redpandaman5441 ys
This is way more entertaining than relationship advice. Please do this one more often.
‘I would not want to condemn this to anyone ‘
‘You will rest in HeII and your debt will be paid’
Sir, that was one heck of a turn around just sayin-
The father really wishes OP to burn in the deepest parts of Hell, but is trying to hide that, except that it's really obvious.
_Imagine being a “man of god”, then being incredibly upset your daughter’s virginity was taken away by the man she broke up with(or Vice-Versa) and didnt marry, that you want to KILL the person who took your daughter’s virginity_
_The point of christianity, to be kind, honest, etc., just flew over this Dad’s head_
And im counting on the fact that he has "seen hell" and that means he has gone to hell in a dream or a vision
DEUS VULT INFIDEL
BURN THE HERETIC
I hate when people like that man bastardize my religion by deliberately going against what it says and continue to call themselves "Christian".
It's also taught in the Bible not to hold grudges or spite brothers or sisters, clearly he isn't doing that well
BadQualityPidgeonProductions
O M G Y E S
Im catholic and I hate when some crazy psychos even dare to call themselves “catholic” while proceeding to break every single one of The Ten Commandments.
"Know that you are still in the wrong and are separated from god until you are reconciled with me"
no he isnt, all he need to do is go to a nearby church, go into the confession booth, say "father for I have sin, [insert sin]", eat some cookie and drink some wine...
He could also pay a bit of money, buy a letter of indulgence and help fund peter's basilica. Wait, wrong time period. Yes, the confession booth will work, too. ^^
Well, depending on OPs church he could just recite the common confessions at home or at his church if he wants to be fancy. OP didn't specify he was catholic, so we can't tell. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He actually doesn't need to do anything, because it's his life, and unless Alexandra comes up to him asking for an apology or something (not clear she's even unhappy with him), there was no wrong done and it has no impact on him whatsoever.
Don't forget he has to talk to himself repetitively for a bit.
Calling that bread/wafer thing a cookie is an insult to cookies
I cannot describe the face I was making listening to that crazy Christan man rant about restitution. What a wild ride, it just kept getting crazier and crazier.
The casually adorable and hilarious marriage story in the middle of this video is an amazing way to promote something lol
Calls himself a Christian, goes off on old testament rant...
We have a politically correct word for it. *Satanism*
Lucifer. Says the devil himself.
I hate people criticizing Chrsitians for the Old Testament they don't follow at all and just keep as a mythical prologue and the Christians taking this part seriously XD
@@kepler5787 read your Bible. The old testament still applies. Most Christians think that Jesus got rid of everything from the old testament but thats not how it went down. Jesus himself said that the old laws are still in place will be there longer than heaven and earth
@@AndreJNick The new testament is the reason we can now wear clothing of mixed fibers, we can eat shrimp and pork. People are no longer stoned for small digressions, in fact, we are meant to love them and try to influence through understanding and example rather than force and fear. Jesus started the journey for women equality, while they were previously objects. He took the rules of the old testament and flipped them upside-down.
person:can I dye my hair red
ep: yep, sure, go ahead
*dyes hair red*
ep: HOW FING DARE YOU, ARE YOU TRYING TO START A WAR? ARE YOU BLAMING ME FOR THIS?! HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DON'T FING CRY
ep: why are my children so ungreatful for how I raised them and don't talk to me? I was such an amazing parent to them and the world is so cruel to me.
Ah yes, if your kid is being bullied, let them figure it out for himself! I used to get bomb threats and murder threats from my bullies, and If I never told anyone they would still be out in the world and not prison.
5:50 “Sir this is a Wendy’s”
I think in the bra story, the mom is taking out her insecurities on her daughter.
Oh yeah, cleary. I wonder though why she feels like having boobs that big is a perk. She said something about "don't think you're better than us". Uhh, lady. All I hear from women with boobs that big is, that they have back pain...
@@2Ten1Ryu exactly. I have big boobs and they are awful and hurt. That mother is insane. And I feel so bad for the daughter
@@Stormypuppi here here but me and my bf are wanting to wait for me to have reduction surgery till after him and i have kids and their out of their breast milk phase (im 19 dont plan on getting pregnant any time soon)
Father: I will turn the other cheek.
Daughter's ex: That's what she said.
That burn tho!
The mom of the bullied kid sounds like my mom and I want to cry.
Honestly your chuckle is the cutest
The one with the mother of the kid being bullied makes me physically angry. I was bullied in the past and the main reason why I lasted was because I had my parents for support. I can’t imagine what that kid’s going through.
I have autism, and I was bullied in the past as well. But I don't really think I told my parents a lot about it. My worst case of bullying is that my name's Damon, but I was called 'Damian', 'Damo', names that aren't Damon. The bulk of that bullying went on through year 7 and 8. And it sometimes happens now. (I live in Australia and I'm 18 now.)
I used to being bullied as well, I was pushed aside when they were playing and made fun of a lot of things, the only reason I lasted was because my fathers always confronted the teachers for doing nothing and later on having my first and now best friend
@@creepy_artist Your sibling?
rSlash wife: I'm not giving them back
rSlash: yeah I know...
oh you sweet innocent child, he doesn't think his daughter is a HUMAN PERSON, that's why he's taking the years, she's just a possession to him.
On the second story, I hope that woman isn’t surprised when her kid shows up near her bed with a knife. People who are treated horribly could do horrible things in the future.
Being a Christian, that first story made me cringe.. its always people like him that put a bad light on us Christians...
IKR!!!! just Staph!!!! (Very self righteous and sounding so vindictive...) sigh smh there's just sooo much wrong guys
At least you're not pulling a No True Scotsman and going "tHaTs NoT a ReAl ChRiStIaN", because you don't like that your holy book can lead to insane attitudes and positions. Good on you.
yew, whats with using a bible verse it seems very unnecessary
Hey it’s your bible.. 🤪
Remember all group's have crazies. Issue is yours has been building them up for almost 2.000 years
That first story is one of the stories that make god go “uuuuuuh, I don’t know those people”
Doesn’t god not like when people call on him to hurt people
Mac Is underrated the Bible says so many conflicting things that you can basically use it to justify virtually anything.
There is some Bible verses were God basically rants about empty worship and meaningless offers. Jesus also preached about the importance of accepting others and not let your beliefs overrule your humanity. Like with the good Samaritan.
Mac you are correct
It's people like this that make me wish I were atheist. He is the cringiest of the cringe.
It's really unsetteling that the mum feeding urine to her kids isn"t the craziest parent from these stories
He couldn't keep a straight face at the beginning. I just died of laughter.
Sounds like religion dad is upset he didn't get to passionately hug his daughter himself.
"Baby?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm not giving these back."
Says the guy to the weird Christian dad.
Bruh you legit copy and pasted this comment stfu lol
Id give you a like for making me laugh but.....it’s at 69 likes. Don’t wanna ruin that
Redditor : "I have been cursed with really large breasts (80E)"
Me: *cries in 75K"
The proper and politest thing to answer the time vampire is a VERY long list and just have "no." in the centre.
... the urine story, The profile pic looks like my mother’s profile pic. I am making my own food from now on..
Dew it
Big brain move
Body: Oh boy, time to get rid of all of the stuff I don’t need in the form of urine.
Man: *drinks urine*
Body: 😑
Paulfuss Entertainment welp time to get rid of this Again...
Exact definition of a complete futz.
Bear Grylls, eat your heart out.🙄
That first guy was crazy on a whole nother level. DAAAAMN!😱
In the first story. The dad is describing "virginity" like it's a valuable item that OP stole
“Parents need to stop and let the kids handle it.”
So, if the kids have to handle it, you should know that they’ll handle it violently. Kids don’t know that it’s wrong to punch people, and at fourteen, they’re at the point in life that they hate the common tropes of resolutions in movies, especially those in *disney.* That includes talking about their problems to try and peacefully. You *know* they’re gonna get in a fistfight.
Also, they're flooded with hormones and have even less of a grasp of emotions at 14 than like 7. Especially guys. Testosterone is a hell of a drug... I basically had roid rage all through my teens just because of puberty.
That’s what she’s expecting. She wants him to get in a “manly fight” to “toughen him up”. No doubt she’s hoping for this so he’ll be ready for the real world. You know, the one where everyone beats each other up daily to solve problems. 🙄
Because that worked so well in Ender's Game.
Alright dude I don’t know where you learned anything, but please compete to win a Darwin Award.
Teens are not inherently anything at all, apart from growing. If they’re violent, it’s because they were raised to be so. Teens don’t hate the trope of resolutions, they just are seeing that the world is more complex than a Disney movie and are still emotionally feeling stuff out. If you think teens aren’t going to try to talk out their issues before they break them, that’s just wrong. In fact, the woman in the spotlight for that specific problem was being told her teen’s emotions and that he needed some emotional support, but was promptly spurned.
Teens aren’t going to get in a fistfight at the drop of a pen, and thinking that teens are all pugilistic is a serious issue. Most settings a teen could get into a fistfight in, primarily school, would seriously punish both sides for participating in a fistfight and you’re literally delusional if you think that the school would offer any form of effective help to stop the bullying.
People like you, who think that teens are one-dimensional, contrary bombs ready to blow up at a moment’s notice are the main reason that the idea persists across generations.
Tl;dr: you’re wrong on a fundamental level and you’re only worsening the problem by trying to say that it’s not a big deal, since bullying can quite measurably change how a person thinks about themselves, and thusly how they perform, drastically for the worse. People, regardless of age, are like flowers. You don’t just let weeds grow on a flower, you’ve got to be an active, but not controlling, force that they can turn to if you want them to be able to know what to do about it in future.
Now I’m not agreeing with the parent here, since she’s literally a lunatic, but you’re not right in your assessment either. I don’t know what your adolescence has been like, or if you’re still experiencing it, but teens aren’t just going to punch each other unless they have serious beef with each other.
Bullying is about lowering a person’s perception of their own value, telling them they aren’t worth anything, and slowly getting them to believe it. Kids who are emotionally wrought enough to come to others for support are pretty much beyond the point where they would start a fistfight because at that point they are starting to question their own value themselves, and their ability to take their aggressor in a fight as a result.
So the Christian dad is practising Witchcraft? Guess who's going to hell?
is this poor man still in the broom closet?
Naw dawg, he's petitioning heaven to steal someone's life force. Its totally cool to use black magic so long as you get your paperwork stamped by God.
But like. That first story is pretty good😂 omg his wife when he is trying to sleep is literally me to my boyfriend 😂😂
Same. For the lazy mom story. She bangs on the downstairs wall, and yells. And I can never hear her. or she will go get food in the morning and not tell me, and I only find out about it when it's cold and like 90% gone.
I feel bad for the autistic 14 year old and I really hope he's doing well
Might not even be autistic, might be just an excuse his mother uses...
as an autistic teenager, i too say yikes
@@ihateronaldreagan639 as an Autisic adult I say what the **** is this ***** smoking to think that her autistic son deserves to be bullied.
Why the *autistic* 14 year old. Why not just 14 year old.
I am glad that when i was being bullied i had a family that supported me and my sister who is about 1 and a half years younger then me stood up to the bullies whist i was getting on the bus, i want to a special school which was meant for children with behavioral issues but also being a special need, this was duing the late 90s and early 2000s it was a secondary school but i guess to Americans it would be eather middle or high school, my sister went too a a catholic school ethen though we wont catholics my mother was but we are a Christian family you had to be eather Christian or catholic back then to get in to activities and schools
I'm sitting here thinking that the first person's dad is a hardcore christian XD but it ismt his decision who his daughter gives herself to. It is her decision and hers alone.0
He is not really a Christian. More like a crazy cult person or something. Most Christians are normal, decent people that you wouldn't realise are Christian unless they told you.
What do you mean by "giver herself to"? You mean during sex a woman is a slave to a man? That's not how i look at it. Sex is a mutually beneficial agreement to both make the other person orgasm as much as posible. There is no "giving oneself to another"
@@bland9876 that's not what he said but go off I guess
@@bland9876 she consented to having sex with the man, therefore chose to give that part of her to him. Im kinda philosophical XD
Hes not even understanding the passages he’s quoting correctly. Not to mention, Laban was Jacob’s uncle if I remember correctly. That was why Jacob initially worked for him.
I know this is three years old already, but I just had to stop and comment how absolutely insane that letter is. Like, I'm actually kinda scared for the daughter. That was unsettling to listen to.
That one dad: I'm a good Christian and I've seen Hell.
Me thinking: OK. *That says all I need to know about you. Maybe that was a warning to YOU to change your ways if you HAVE seen it.*
According to Old Testament biblical law, wives and daughters are PROPERTY and considered in the same as livestock. Some Christians still want to go by these laws today.
Yeah, it's honestly ironic since one of the main things deviding Christians from Jews is in the New Testament, which should be more important to Christians. Yet some Christians use solely Old Testament for reasoning their views and then brag about being "such a good Christian".
The old testament can figure out where to stick it
We (I'm also Christian) are not even supposed to follow the Old Testament laws because we have a new covenant. In fact, we shouldn't even follow the rules made by Paul in his letters. Because they 1, are addressed to specific churches with specific problems, 2, because Paul "or more accurately Paulus) was a product of his time. He was an important apostle but his words are not law. Jesus is the one we need to listen to the most. Paul's letters are without worth or meaning but they have to be read with understanding of their origin. Same with the Old Testament.
@@Ikajo I agree, the words we Christians should follow are the words of Jesus. In fact, the old testament tends to drive in how bad the nation was at following god and doing what was right, so there's not much use following their example. The whole bible does have worth though, even the old testament, but it's no use following that old mentality of "women are property" and whatnot :/
@@mitsusah2612 lol right?! that always confuses the hell out of me
In regards to the bra story:
I had something similar happen to me. I've been wearing a B/C cup bras for a very long time and suffered similar problems to OP when I finally went to get a new one with my mother and she asked the bra lady to measure me to get the right *shape* of the bra for me. Surprise, surprise, I was a firm double E (bordering on F) and my mom was super shocked. It didn't go the same route as for OP, but I got weird looks from my mom for a bit after that.
The mom in that story seemed extremely jealous and self centered. Like she was mad that her young daughter had much bigger breasts than she did and wouldn’t allow her to acknowledge it, possibly out of straight insecurity, possibly out of anger. I’m glad your mom didn’t do the same to you, honestly that strikes me as abuse because it causes pain and discomfort all day long.
I got big boobs but not that big, i think i am a DD, this is perhaps what anime girls go though.
Haha the advertisement is the best!! You should do more funny things like these if you ever have the chance!
14:23 that reminds me of when i pranked my brother by peeing in a cup saying it was apple juice he drank it and started crying saying "thats not APPLE JUICE" i was dying of laughter
“I made my kid crush his phone!”
this is my mother. She’s threatened to smash my phone countless times because I’m on it too much. I fully agree that I’m on it too much, it distracts me from the real world so I abuse that power, but smashing my phone? That’s a little dramatic.
No worse than a few years ago when a father shot his (very disrespectful) daughter's laptop. That he bought her. That was a great video.
I've heard of a mother who made her kid kill their pet hamster 🐹. With a hammer no less. It was horrible.
@@Tokuijin that lady needs mental help. Making their kid brutally smash their pet hamster that they love will make their sanity take a never ending road trip.
The first guy treasuring his daughters virginity witch she lost 10 years ago screams creepy👁👄👁
Yeah her dad wanted it
Soviet Russian Mapper yup pretty much
rSlash, i’ve watched your channel since near the beginning. The “this lady puts the urine in ‘lady, you’re insane’” was objectively the funniest joke you’ve ever made. I made this comment just to tell you that, have a good day!
You know that the father in the first one was really pissed because it wasn't *him* who got to take his daughters virginity. It would explain how possessive he was and how he felt *he* was the one who was robbed
Yeah this letter definitely belongs in the insane parents thread, this letter is so beyond insanity I can’t even believe it....
why does that dad feel such a obsessiveness towards his daughter's virginity? That's disgusting!
Yeah, if he's that "Christian" why he didn't say anything about her daughter? OP for sure did not r*pe her, so it also the daughter's "fault" of losing her virginity, and the dad shouldn't care, it's HER life and not HIS, the dad isn't virgin as well lol
@@Rebrutez He doesn't regard his daughter as an entity with agency. She is property, and her primary value is between her legs, his most special treasure, his precious. And somebody tookses his precious! A tricksy hobbit, I bet.
@@tauronicodemus362 is that a lotr/ the hobbit reference?
@@xanthevink5583 Yeah, a creepy fellow talking about his 'most special treasure.' I couldn't help but imagine him as gollum, skulking in the shadows around his precious, light reflecting in his eyes like a cat.
rSlash is the only RUclipsr who can make paid promotion interesting lol