Ok here's my theory. Cyborg Jesus was eating corn on the cob with a bowl of cereal. When he got the cereal it didn't have any milk, so he asked the waiter for a cow to put milk in his cereal when suddenly - he accidentally said nuetron bomb and blew up the world. The end.
I actually sang this piece with a symphony and 400 person choir. It's incredible. I remember all of the words and yet this still works it's damn way in there.
"Hello? I would like to order shish-kabob, corn on the cob, and a neutron bomb. Oh, and get the corn from Canada, as corn from everywhere else tastes like a cyborg. Alright, thanks!" *2 minutes later the police arrive*
So a cyborg Jesus is eating corn on the cob and shish kabobs while giving an order to blow up the universe with a neutron bomb. I could totally see that happening in Star Wars.
Anyone who likes this should see some of the one's people do on the God of War theme. I think one of them said something about Mulan holding the Devil's pot of tea.
+Sun 5lasher I have about 50 hours in it, Max inventory, ship and multitool slots. I have learned one thing. Once you have everything there is nothing more to do.
Man, when I first saw the thumbnail, I thought is going to be one of those conspiracy videos. But when actually watched the video from the start to finish, I realized it was just a funny video. I laughed so hard throughout the video. Nice! xD
I'm a huge Star Wars fan and I think this is better than what they are really saying. Lol also I kinda makes sense who can say that it can't be really this ? ;)
+SamTheArchangel Khara Matha Khara Rath Amah Khara Rath Amah Yuddha Khara Khara Syada Rath Amah Dai Ya Khara Ki La Dan Ya Niha Ki La Khara Rath Amah Syada Ki La Khara Rath Amah Khara Dan Ya Khara Rath Amah Khara Dan Ya Khara Rath Amah Niha Ki La Khara Rath Amah Syada Ki La Khara Rath Amah Khara Khara Matha Khara Rath Amah Khara Dan Ya Khara Rath Amah Niha Ki La Khara Rath Amah Syada Ki La Khara Rath Amah Khara
No matter how many times I listen to this even years later it still makes me smile (I couldn’t stop laughing when my brother first showed this to me) thank you!!!
Brilliant work deciphering John Williams lyrics. I don't know if you ever read the liner notes on John Williams' OST recording, but he said he wrote the libretto of this piece while tripping on DOM - which is kind of ironic considering DOM tabs have the letters STP on them meaning Serenity, Tranquility and Peace...
George : Yeah just let your son make up the words and we will drown them out with the orchestra. John : You sure about this George? George : It's not like anyone will figure out what it's saying!
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Welcome to the "will never be able to take Duel of the fates seriously ever again" club.
hello...im a new member
me too
+Ryo San Is there free corn on the cob?
Vinny Orton I think they do
Vinny Orton
Soyry, I'm afraid it's Byoc
Duel of the Corn
+Ultron Prime HAHAHA
corn of the canada
WTP V
Duel of the Total
The Crimson Cowl duel of the corn cob xD
The Crimson Cowl dual of the milk cow
to be fair Vader was basically cyborg Jesus so it makes sense
right he is the chosen one
more like Hercules
exept vader is bad
Darth Vader it's true you blew up alderann for no reason
Darth Vader wait... aren't you dead?
Any song that has Cyborg Jesus and neutron bombs is a great song in my book!
Mine to
lol
+Anacronian that is true
Anacronian Sons Of Thunder!!!
FYI neutron bombs aren't a thing...
Something tells me that George Lucas liked corn on the cob.
Something tells me that George Lucas likes canadian corn
it would acctually be john williams because he wrote it
MrRitsukaLoveless
Yea it was actually John william who likes all this corn
MrRitsukaLoveless And Total Teacup
MrRitsukaLoveless And Cyborg Jesus
They must have all been hungry when they performed this. haha
Kaitlyn Grace "Corn on the corn cob" LMAO
Alex_ Gaming cant...stop...thx
Azh8980 ?
Kaitlyn Grace probably
Lol I was thinking the same
I lost it at cyborg Jesus XD
Heh heh heh.
cyborg jesus
***** sadly he died
Roberto Reyes he rebooted for our sins
I lost it at TOTAL....MILK COW FUN
CRYBORG JESUS NOT YOUR PRINCIPAL
So apparently total cereal comes from milk cows and cyborg jesus and not the principal?
Apparently.
+supercrazymario404 Milk cow fun!
+supercrazymario404 DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!
milk cow fun!
@@Chroma710 Chinese food?
I am never, ever going to be able to ale this scene seriously again! But this was worth it!
Take**
me neither! Its kinda ruined the song for me forever now XD
+joe robertson-bannister that is not what the words are
+CloneTrooper 583 I know but whenever I hear this song now I think of these lyrics.
+Cade Griffith Never again xd
That's no milk cow. It's a cyborg Jesus
This sounds a bit corny.
good pun indead
Johiah plays games OMG
Fucking choked on my food cuz of you. :3
Johiah plays games lol
Johiah plays games lol nice pun
what is life. Cyborg Jesus and corn of Canada milk cow in star wars tf
That's a better plot than Phantom Menace.
Jk I like the prequels.
Madison Skywalker me too
"Get in the ship, the whole song's on a cob! Go, go, go!"
The tiny song isn't looking so bad now.
rick and morty reference... noice!
Ok here's my theory. Cyborg Jesus was eating corn on the cob with a bowl of cereal. When he got the cereal it didn't have any milk, so he asked the waiter for a cow to put milk in his cereal when suddenly - he accidentally said nuetron bomb and blew up the world. The end.
Jahawn Nice story
What about Dracula?
@@maelakyte turns out Dracula wad the waiter
You have 66 likes, I will not change that, because I would have also change my pfp afterwards lol
Correct
I actually sang this piece with a symphony and 400 person choir. It's incredible. I remember all of the words and yet this still works it's damn way in there.
"Hello? I would like to order shish-kabob, corn on the cob, and a neutron bomb. Oh, and get the corn from Canada, as corn from everywhere else tastes like a cyborg. Alright, thanks!"
*2 minutes later the police arrive*
Mona Abdo why is that
That’s a great response time!
"Total cereal
comes from
Total comes from
cyborg Jesus!"
Propably best line I have ever heard
What I expected: some pretty cool and epic lyrics
What I got: C O R N O N T H E C O B
CORN ON.......... THE COB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So deep lyrics
TOTAL CEREAL COMES FROM MILK COW!!!!!! That's the best cereal advert ever
+5XEwgf DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!
+5XEwgf So deep grammar...
You shut up to
"Total cereal...
Total comes from...
Cyborg Jesus...
Not the Principal."
5XEwgf best Corn Pops ad ever
Cyborg jesus not the principal got me xD
I loved the scene where Obi-Wan Cornobi and Qui-Corn Jinn fought Darth Cob
Don't forget cyborg Jesus
this makes so much sense now😂
Meeep mooop i love your profile picture. Your profile picture says my face after this video.
John Williams really likes corn and cows...
+killstreak789 And Cyborg Jesus
And Not the principal and total cereal.
So a cyborg Jesus is eating corn on the cob and shish kabobs while giving an order to blow up the universe with a neutron bomb. I could totally see that happening in Star Wars.
Anyone who likes this should see some of the one's people do on the God of War theme. I think one of them said something about Mulan holding the Devil's pot of tea.
Episode VIII 2017. It will happen :D
WhatifItoldyoumynameisprettydarnlong lol. That is an awesome name.
It's *şiş kebab*, not "shish kabob". -.-
The Real Flenuan Thank you for the correction, although I don't know how to do the weird accent thingy for the s.
cyborg Jesus I'm dead
a man have died listening to this song
DanDan Plays Music lmao
Kristiopan Kennard HEY...I would die to this song
DanDan Plays Music I know lol
Don't do this to me, I can't unhear this shit.
Corn on the cob
Hey, you're no mans sky's guy! I haven't seen a comment from you since the game came out, so what did you think of it?
+Sun 5lasher I have about 50 hours in it, Max inventory, ship and multitool slots. I have learned one thing.
Once you have everything there is nothing more to do.
CrimsonGamer99 You must unhear what you have heard.
CrimsonGamer99 Same with me, it just ruined my mind.
Man, when I first saw the thumbnail, I thought is going to be one of those conspiracy videos. But when actually watched the video from the start to finish, I realized it was just a funny video. I laughed so hard throughout the video. Nice! xD
I’m back 4 years later to say that this is one of the best videos on RUclips!
Hilarious all the way through!😂😂😂
It's sad because actually sounds like that...
No George you gotta wake up...
2022 here: I have still never forgot these lyrics.
This is going to blow up. Hello everyone who this was recommended to
Hello
Hello there
Corn of Canada, you try tuna :D:D
Star Wars episode VIII: The sons of thunder
:)
Gulya - Nintendo It's actually The Last Jedi
But sons of thunder is better
Watch Ep. 9 be “Star Wars: Not the Principal”
(It’s not the future)
@Judson McKenzie Ep 8: The Last Corn
♡My favoirite star wars song♡
The corn in the end wars really funny... you could also put the image of a cereal box!!!
+Ilai Sternberg not the Bruce Jenner one though
Corn On The Con on Top Of A Cereal Box On Top Of A Milk Cow
+Gabe Whelan Cob*
I'm a huge Star Wars fan and I think this is better than what they are really saying. Lol also I kinda makes sense who can say that it can't be really this ? ;)
Well it's broken sanskrit.
+SamTheArchangel Khara Matha Khara Rath Amah
Khara Rath Amah Yuddha Khara
Khara Syada Rath Amah Dai Ya
Khara Ki La Dan Ya
Niha Ki La Khara Rath Amah
Syada Ki La Khara Rath Amah
Khara Dan Ya Khara Rath Amah
Khara Dan Ya Khara Rath Amah
Niha Ki La Khara Rath Amah
Syada Ki La Khara Rath Amah
Khara
Khara Matha Khara Rath Amah
Khara Dan Ya Khara Rath Amah
Niha Ki La Khara Rath Amah
Syada Ki La Khara Rath Amah
Khara
@@verapetridis1486 Until you know what it means in English...
I died at "Cyborg Jesus not the Principle"
I will never be able to unhear this
HEY! *Don't talk shit about total!*
Let's see who get's the joke.
OH BOB SAGET
Andrew Ford is that a maximum ride reference?
Andrew Ford thats not mickey mouse, thats just TIT DIRT!
Andrew Ford The touretts guy! Bitch... I LOVE YOU!
Clint Weimer
"That's our Dad!"
"OHHH SHIT!"
oh my god, it all makes sense now
Middlefingerstudios1 The mystery of Darth Maul's weirdness solved!
+Anne Zanne LoL
I guess that's why Darth Maul decided to cop out after episode one! xD
Is your teacup total? Is your Jesus cyborg?
Obi Wan has been wise to hide it from me... Now, my teacup is TOTAL.
fun fact. total cereal comes from a milk cow
Total cereal comes from a milk cow
Yup
Correct
I lost my shit at Cyborg Jesus. X,D
10 years of this video making us laugh.
Wow.
No matter how many times I listen to this even years later it still makes me smile (I couldn’t stop laughing when my brother first showed this to me) thank you!!!
Darth maul put Qui-corn on his cob
Simon-peter Williamson Noice one
"Welcome to the land of WTF" - Derp Maul
"Cyborg jesus is not the principal"
im dead🤣
They referenced my freakin country.
Corra! Corra! Megatron! La Grandma!
april o' neill
OMG how can I only have found this in 2014..... Cyborg Jesus will be displeased..
Kai Proton lol welcome to 2020
When I read this I was like: No no no no wait, 2014 was that long ago? Yes, Yes it was
I haven't had a video make me burst out laughing in a long time! You just got yourself a new subscriber!.....Cyborg Jesus
this is to funny! CORN ON... THE COB! CORN ON... THE CO_OB! SHISH-KABOB!
4:30 Total earlobe on the typical such of people. Such a mystical corn cob!!!
So damn things in one video.....Keralis intro, The Cyborg Jesus, The Del of The Canada Corn......AAAAH AAAAH! 😂
12 years later and the force has guided me to this. Now the archives are complete
Total. Comes from. Totaaaaaaaaaaaaal. DRACUULLAAAAAAAA. Totaaaaal.
MILK COW FUN!!
So funny, I will never hear that song the same way ever again 😂
Hi
1) Show us the slowed down version please.
2) "Corn of Canada you try tuna" made my day.
Brilliant work deciphering John Williams lyrics. I don't know if you ever read the liner notes on John Williams' OST recording, but he said he wrote the libretto of this piece while tripping on DOM - which is kind of ironic considering DOM tabs have the letters STP on them meaning Serenity, Tranquility and Peace...
Wow I really enjoyed this - total laughter from the gut! So fun great job!
I will never listen to this song the same way again.
Such, a, mystical, CORN COOOOOOOOBBBB!!!
From now on... I will always hear Cyborg Jesus.
Took me 9 years but this is funny
My dad couldn't stop laughing at this.
After I saw "Corn On" I was like, he'll naww I'm out
“Corn on the cob! Corn on the corn cob!!!!!!” 😂😂🤣🤣
Who got this in their recommendations in the 2021/ corona period
"You were the chosen one!It was said you would pop the corn,not eat it!"
Idk why I was expecting a legit translation
The thing I remembered so well is "Milk cow fun!" xD
CORN OF CANADA YOU TRY TUNA!
George : Yeah just let your son make up the words and we will drown them out with the orchestra.
John : You sure about this George?
George : It's not like anyone will figure out what it's saying!
"Sons of! Thunder!"
That is actually really epi-
"CORN COB! SHISH-KABOB!"
Kill me now.
And remember kids, total cereal doesnt come from the principal, it comes from cyborg jesus
cyborg Jesus XD
the first two things sound more like I aaaaaamm daaaaaaarrrrrttttthhhhhh Maul
You try Tuna!? YOU TRY TUNA!? LOL!
Watch there be a million hate comments about "that's not actually what they're saying it's Sanskrit" because nobody can take a joke
Tell me about it, I’ve said Woooosh and that’s the joke around 80 times
Also, say hello to you from 2 years ago!
He must have been hungry while trying to do this.
This song confirmed that Dracula and Star Wars are in the same universe
I lost my shit at 'Cyborg Jesus' pls
I thought of Vader at that
Im used to think the Duel Of The Fates was so serious and dramatic, but after seeing this.......
i laughed so hard i fell from my chair and cryed
CORN COB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are gathered here today, after being recommended to us 12 years later
i knew this was a joke when the thumbnail is of the part where it says dracula
that corn bit made me cry of laughter and I have no clue why...
You guys have a strange sense of humor.
First watched this 12 years ago. Still can’t unhear it, thanks
FEAR THE TOTAL TEACUP
OH NO! Not a Total Teacup! oh look! cyborg Jesus!
kian abidi
Beware the milk cow fun...
kian abidi LOL XDD
Brian Riff no thx. i prefer it from a carton! XD
kian abidi
COOOORN ON
THE COOOOOB
COOOORN ON
THE CORN COOOOOB
This actually makes sense
Cyborg Jesus 😂 too funny
It's 2020 and I still can't unhear these lyrics.
Someone was hungry when writing these lyrics or deciphering them.
Damn…. It’s in my brain forever now..
If I took this scene seriously the first time, after this, aww nah!
Now i will think of this text when i hear the song... thanks
total comes from cyborg jesus. Bout as crazy as the rest of the movie
I still can never think of this piece of music without then thinking of the ending of this video.