I knew John Williams is a master composer but his mastery of the English language and visualization in his lyrics is just too deep to comprehend......simply breathtaking.
its a medieval welsh poem in.... medieval welsh. people are really believing these are the actual lyrics of this...... some people need over 99999 facepalms in their face
When I was in 9th grade a few years back, I was taking a test in Earth Science and to help the students focus, my teacher played a playlist of different songs from movies and Duel of the Fates started after a few songs. Having seen this video shortly beforehand, all I could hear were the lyrics shown and did whatever I could to hold myself back from laughing and completely lost it, laughing the hardest in years. As someone who was extremely quiet and serious, my classmates had no idea what was going on with me and started laughing too, filling the class with laughter. The teacher then turned off the music for the rest of the hour and had everyone go back to work.
Why not? I'll make a story out of all these misheard lyrics... Someone had a "Corn On The Cob" with a "Cola" and a "Grilled Kabob". The person drank their "Soda" while reading the "Catalog" for a "New Truck", but then "Chola" did a magic trick ending with a "Ta-Daa", "Simba" has appeared, but "Best Of All", the best magician is "Williams*, he had a "Total" of 100% love for "Xena's" "Panda". "Oh Yeah", "Xena's" "Total" of "Pandas" would make a "Cyborg" "Jesus", but "Oh No", "That's Right", the "Corn Dog" has summoned "Dracula", "Oh No!" "Backgammon" is back at it again so "Sallah" can make "Thundarr" with his powers. "Conan" announced that he loves "Shish-Kebabs" and a "Total" of 100% "Cereal", but "Oh No" the "Panda" "Cyborg" "Jesus" is "Not Your Principal", so "Slow Down"! Have a "Cola", or a "Fanta" with a "Bowl Of Matzo Balls" with "Coral" underneath, just "Dial" "Zorro" to come break the "Prisoner" out, oh crap "He-Man", "Xena", "Frylock", "Panda", "Cyclon", "Xena" again, "Grabielle", all in a "Race Car" hit the "Corn Dog". THE END
Such a moving piece. The choral lyrics hit so hard, I immeduately understood what the prequel trillogy was about after reading the lyrics. All this time I thought it was just a-tonal vocals, or maybe Greek. Now my eyes have been opened to a whole new perspective. Thank You for posting this video. Here is my versions lyric, starting from final Refrain; I WANT...A HOT...DOG & SODA. BRING ME...SEVEN... RELISH PACKETS HURRY!....HUR-RY. MOVIES...STARTING...GOT TO...GO TO...THE MENS...RESTROOM...PISS -THA FLOOR... PISS -THA FLOOR.... I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY MORE!
This is perhaps the greatest thing ever. I'm a massive fan of Star Wars and Williams, so now I have something incredible to remember them by: Cyborg Jesus.
I'm working from home today and my son is watching Star Wars downstairs. I'm hearing the music coming up through the floor, but instead of thinking of Anakin, Yoda, or Obi-wan, I'm imagining "CORN ON THE KABOB!!!"
I thought to myself, "Ok... this is going to stop being funny after about 15 seconds." But damn if it didn't keep getting funnier the whole way through. Well done.
As a fellow connoisseur of cuisine, I must express my admiration for the delectable combination of cheese, pickles, and chocolate sandwiched between two slices of bread, and then cooked to perfection in a microwave oven, topped with a generous serving of ice. This dish is a harmonious blend of flavors and textures that tantalizes the taste buds and satisfies the soul. It is a simple yet elegant dish that showcases the versatility of ingredients and the mastery of culinary techniques. I am truly grateful to have discovered this delightful treat and I hope that others will have the opportunity to enjoy it as well.
John Williams: Hmmm…..how am I supposed to compose this piece? Food server: number 27, corn on the cob with cola and a grilled kabob, order up. John Williams: INSPIRATION
ahahahahahahahaha! This is simply hilarious. As fan of #StarWars (specially the old trilogy , meaning the one made in the '70) and #Xena series , I totally appreciated. Thank you for sharing, Belsabob.
“I do not own this video or know who created it”: Presumably “Vernon Wilmer” created it…but since a RUclips search doesn’t turn up the original, you are the keeper of the flame. Thank you for sharing it :-)
While I'm a little bit sad that this has more views than the original, this is still fucking awesome. The lyrics together with the pictures may even fit better. Alo, backgammon, the true villain of star wars
View Full Lyrics: Corn on, the cob ... Cola, Grilled Kabob ... Soda, catalog, new truck, Chola ... Ta-daaa, Simba, best of all... Williams ... Total, Xena, Panda Oh yeah, Xena, Total, Panda, Cyborg, Jesus, Oh no, that’s right, Corn Dog, Dracula, Oh no, backgammon ... Sallah, Thundarr, Conan, Shish-Kabab Total, Cereal, Oh no, Panda, Cyborg, Jesus, not your Principal, slow down ... Cola Fanta ... Bowl of Matzo Balls ... Coral, dial, Zorro, prisoner He-man, Xena, Fry lock, panda, Cylon, Xena, Gabrielle, race car, corn dog
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i'll never hear this song the same ever again
me to :( its now the "Corn on the Cob" song!
you know John Williams knew exactly what he was doing.... he was hungry
and hes able to conduct with a straight face
Me too
SombraTheLegend I still hear the Ratama part, though
“Best of all... Williams!”
Me: Yes, he is the best.
@Lydia *with grievous voice* sorry we have late you know because of pandemic
Anyway
General kenobi! You are bold one
Hello there!
@@obiwankenobi9141 General Kenobi
Williams is the chosen one
I laughed at that part but also thought it was really sweet and true.
OH NO
THATS RIGHT
CORN DOG
Uriah Siner when you forget your part and have to play
CORNDOG?!!!???!?!!?!
Uriah Siner
OH NO!!
BACKGAMMON!!
*DRACULA*
Reminds of the video soviet union anthem miss heard
Me: My Lord is that canon?
John Williams: I will make it canon.
We all know that someone in the choir was singing this instead of Sanskrit
YES
Lol Ye
I would be that person.
What’s the actual translations?
So tru
I knew John Williams is a master composer but his mastery of the English language and visualization in his lyrics is just too deep to comprehend......simply breathtaking.
it's in mandalorian
+Anthony James nah its sanskrit
PUBHEAD1 agree
its a medieval welsh poem in.... medieval welsh. people are really believing these are the actual lyrics of this...... some people need over 99999 facepalms in their face
There's a thing that exists, it's really amazing, if forget what its called... oh yeah, it's a... a... joke!
George Lucas: "How in the hell can we make this sound good?"
John Williams: "Hold my beer"
**Hold my Fanta.
"Hold my corn on the cob".
Hold my Panda
@@MedalionDS9 Wait, you drink pandas? You know that’s illegal right?
@@Radnick0024 That's Right
When I was in 9th grade a few years back, I was taking a test in Earth Science and to help the students focus, my teacher played a playlist of different songs from movies and Duel of the Fates started after a few songs.
Having seen this video shortly beforehand, all I could hear were the lyrics shown and did whatever I could to hold myself back from laughing and completely lost it, laughing the hardest in years.
As someone who was extremely quiet and serious, my classmates had no idea what was going on with me and started laughing too, filling the class with laughter. The teacher then turned off the music for the rest of the hour and had everyone go back to work.
Had you not laughed, the teacher wouldn't have been scared of you, the quiet kid, aka a sith lord, and wouldn't have stopped the music.
@@dhruvagarwal6316 My secret is safe then mwahahahahaha!
@@andrewkidd4898 : Good, good. Let the laughter flow through you.
As a (former?) quiet kid myself, I feel like that would have been the most mortifyingly amazing experience if it had happened to me in high school.
They probably thought you were high lol
Panda Cyborg Jesus is indeed not my principal. Although I do wish they were.
Magatsu Orpheus same here
Magatsu Orpheus preach
he’s my principal
Magatsu Orpheus i think everyone would want a panda cyborg Jesus as their principal.
panda cyborg lol
This video wins the internet!
it gives me chills down my spine.
Koopa zev
Insert Fin lighsaber joke here.
This video: 1
Despacito: 0
LOLMAN 9538 what about pokécito?
The man that could take random words and turn it into one of the greatest scores in movies history
Fact
I think the words are Sanskrit...sorta
I will never look at Star Wars the same way again.
Patrick Star The not so Smooth criminal I'm Dirty Dan.
Daniel Cannon нет I’m Dirty Dan
Soviet Union Ball You’re Pinhead Larry.
@@Powerranger-le4up who you callin pinhead
I died from the first 20 seconds. I could not continue.
JakesFavorites I'm sorry for your loss...
i hope you’re okay
It’s currently 12 AM. What am I doing with my life?
+Senior Blanderson I've got 1 am
JakesFavorites you're so weak
This sounds like an awesome grocery list...
Especially Not your Principal
Or Cyborg Jesus
I kind of want to try a bowel of Matzo balls...
Even Jedi and Sith go to the grocery store frequently...
#notmyprincipal
The Kenobi trailer dropped. Time to sing along all over again!
I have never laughed harder at a Star Wars parody. Thank you
Cyborg Jesus makes perfect sense.
Gábor Koszper that is how he raised from dead
Cabin Boi 24 yes, yes he is.
*OH NO*
C O R N D O G
C O R N D O G
Nice try Williams we all know the names of what you had for lunch isn't an ancient jedi/sith language.
It's Sanskrit actually
He ate xena and Jesus and Dracula!!!!??
and Simba!
And pandas
And himself
This is actually seamless 😂 O can now sing this PROPERLY hahahah, love it!
Hey, look! My favorite Lego set of all time made a comment!
Julia Sohl I was slightly sarcastic, but going around singing "Corn-Dog" and "Panda" would be hilarious! 😂
Why not? I'll make a story out of all these misheard lyrics...
Someone had a "Corn On The Cob" with a "Cola" and a "Grilled Kabob". The person drank their "Soda" while reading the "Catalog" for a "New Truck", but then "Chola" did a magic trick ending with a "Ta-Daa", "Simba" has appeared, but "Best Of All", the best magician is "Williams*, he had a "Total" of 100% love for "Xena's" "Panda". "Oh Yeah", "Xena's" "Total" of "Pandas" would make a "Cyborg" "Jesus", but "Oh No", "That's Right", the "Corn Dog" has summoned "Dracula", "Oh No!" "Backgammon" is back at it again so "Sallah" can make "Thundarr" with his powers. "Conan" announced that he loves "Shish-Kebabs" and a "Total" of 100% "Cereal", but "Oh No" the "Panda" "Cyborg" "Jesus" is "Not Your Principal", so "Slow Down"! Have a "Cola", or a "Fanta" with a "Bowl Of Matzo Balls" with "Coral" underneath, just "Dial" "Zorro" to come break the "Prisoner" out, oh crap "He-Man", "Xena", "Frylock", "Panda", "Cyclon", "Xena" again, "Grabielle", all in a "Race Car" hit the "Corn Dog". THE END
Robin wow I never knew the song is a STORY!?
Robin Holy Christ I cannot think of the song without thinking of this thank you
that is good
Get this man a Good budget
Wth man
Couldn't stop laughing.
Lucas King Even though you make Star Wars stuff I’m surprised to see you here, lol.
Yeabsolutely
Do you think Jesus is my principal
@@svetlanarebane I know cyborg Jesus isn't
First time I saw this video, my husband and I were in tears from laughing.
Thank you, Now Phantom Menace will start making sense
itsaguinness so right
It makes more sense than Leia kissing Luke
The phantom menace will never make sense. Not since they scrapped the idea of Jar Jar being either a sith apprentice or the sith lord.
The Fanta Menace
Wait he was supposed to be a sith? I thought it was just a robot chicken gag
Cyborg Jesus is just another way of describing Darth Vader. Coincidence? I think not!
Such a moving piece. The choral lyrics hit so hard, I immeduately understood what the prequel trillogy was about after reading the lyrics. All this time I thought it was just a-tonal vocals, or maybe Greek. Now my eyes have been opened to a whole new perspective.
Thank You for posting this video. Here is my versions lyric, starting from final Refrain;
I WANT...A HOT...DOG & SODA.
BRING ME...SEVEN... RELISH PACKETS
HURRY!....HUR-RY.
MOVIES...STARTING...GOT TO...GO TO...THE MENS...RESTROOM...PISS -THA FLOOR...
PISS -THA FLOOR....
I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY MORE!
jesus oh no thats right corn dog had me dying
CYBORG! JESUS! OH NO! CORN DOG!
OH NO! BACKGAMMON!
CYBORG! JESUS! NOT YOUR, PRINCIPAL!
COLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
I lost it at bowl of... MATZO BALLS. Oh that and NOT YOUR PRINCIPAL and OH NO! BACKGAMMON!
lol
IDONWANNAPLAYBAGAMMON!!!!!
“Cyborg Jesus”.
I’m done
OH NO. THATS RIGHT.
OMG Its been like 5 years and people still watch this greatness?!
This is perhaps the greatest thing ever. I'm a massive fan of Star Wars and Williams, so now I have something incredible to remember them by: Cyborg Jesus.
Conan seemed very happy to be included...
itsaguinness
He's always happy.
This has lived in my head, rent free, for nearly a decade. I can never listen to this music and not hear this instead.
“Best of all... Willams!”
Yea man him the best
Lucy Lawless (Xena) shared this on Twitter :)
Now Xena is part of the Star Wars universe.
i kinda wish cyborg jesus was my principal
*panda cyborg Jesus, have some respect for good ol PCJ!
"Best of all... Williams" is my favorite lmaooo
I'm working from home today and my son is watching Star Wars downstairs. I'm hearing the music coming up through the floor, but instead of thinking of Anakin, Yoda, or Obi-wan, I'm imagining "CORN ON THE KABOB!!!"
2:36 It's Chancellor Palpatine!
Roger roger
Battle Droid I am the Senate
Rodger, Rodger
Omg you’re right
I shall kill him
1:18
Sir Christopher Lee...?
...Is that you?
At least he is now with master Qui Gon Jin
Gryphon Botha rip
Charlie Buckner I'm pretty sure Dooku didn't become one with the force when he died. And Liam Neeson is still alive
I think that’s Bill Murray
Looks like it. And I could swear that's Colin Mochrie in the pink sweater to the far left (but it's probably not).
One of the funniest videos on RUclips. Period. When the ObiWan trailer hit, all I could hear was "Corn on the cob"...
I thought to myself, "Ok... this is going to stop being funny after about 15 seconds." But damn if it didn't keep getting funnier the whole way through. Well done.
The ingenuity of some people cracks me up. Go, go, the power of the internet!
My new religion is now vampire cyborg Jesus holding a corn dog and playing backgammon XD
lol
That's not Dracula that's Dooku!
me and my brother memorized this, and now whenever it's quiet/boring we break into singing this. parents are dissapointed/highly amused.
this is the real Duel of the fates, this is perfect.
Someone must've been real hungry when doing this.
John Williams got the idea to make this video after eating lunch
"BEST OF ALL.... WILLIAMS!" yep.
As a fellow connoisseur of cuisine, I must express my admiration for the delectable combination of cheese, pickles, and chocolate sandwiched between two slices of bread, and then cooked to perfection in a microwave oven, topped with a generous serving of ice. This dish is a harmonious blend of flavors and textures that tantalizes the taste buds and satisfies the soul. It is a simple yet elegant dish that showcases the versatility of ingredients and the mastery of culinary techniques. I am truly grateful to have discovered this delightful treat and I hope that others will have the opportunity to enjoy it as well.
This is one of the best pieces of music ever written and I stand by that statement.
"cyborg jesus not your principle" PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:35 Bill Murray
Crossed with Colin Mochrie!
Who ever made this is a mad Genius
Sooooo.... Bumi?
I keep coming back to this video, years after first watching it. It always makes my life better.
I am in TEARS. 10/10 would sing again.
Bless whoever made this XD
He shoulda put his name on it 😉
I literally died watching this.
And im not musising literally, I actually laughed so hard that i died and came back to life.
This is still one of my favorite videos on the internet.
This is the best video in the history of the known universe.
Yesterday my dad showed this to me and I found it finally and I just cant stop laughing 😂😂😂
John Williams: Hmmm…..how am I supposed to compose this piece?
Food server: number 27, corn on the cob with cola and a grilled kabob, order up.
John Williams: INSPIRATION
“Cyborg Jesus oh no that’s right corn dog”
I’m dead
hahahahahahahahaha! Xena and Gabrielle! LOVE IT!
Even with the ridiculous lyrics, it's still epic as fuck. That's talent.
Qui Gon was struck down at Bowl of Matzo balls
ahahahahahahahaha! This is simply hilarious. As fan of #StarWars (specially the old trilogy , meaning the one made in the '70) and #Xena series , I totally appreciated.
Thank you for sharing, Belsabob.
Azur D this is not Twitter.
I clicked #StarWars there some weird thumbnails
CYBORG
JESUS
OH NO
THAT'S RIGHT
Edit: Apparently Cyborg Jesus is not my principal, I can relax
I always just heard "Odoooh.... Gungaaaa!" I sort of figured it was Jar Jar's theme.
This is beyond beautiful.
The song when you need to hurry up looking for groceries.
“I do not own this video or know who created it”: Presumably “Vernon Wilmer” created it…but since a RUclips search doesn’t turn up the original, you are the keeper of the flame. Thank you for sharing it :-)
keep it alive please !
Gat damn who knew John Williams epic theme had so much product placement
TA-DAAAAA! SIMBA!!
BEST OF ALL, WILLIAMS!!!
Poetry. Absolute poetry.
Legend has it the mission for the corn dog goes *unaccomplished.*
The did find the Taco made entirely of Dorito in the end.
0:48 As a magician myself, I approve this part
This cracks me up every time I watch it. Plus I love that the scene the music is for is playing on the screen in the background.
This is probably the FUNNIEST parody I have ever seen😂😂😂😂
1:39 to 1:51 is simply the best!!
1:07-1:14 is my favourite part
TheWhiteWolf
That Chola part made me laugh my ass off
The legend is here!!!
Bowl of Matzo Balls really got me, that was the last straw.
I cried laughing at Bowl of Matzo Balls xD
Sounds like a shopping list
I will never unhear these now.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
John Williams: bOwL oF mAtZo BaLlS!
Now we all know what willams ate for breakfast lunch and dinner lol
Korah Matah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah Rahtamah Yoodhah Korah
Korah Syahdho Rahtahmah Daanyah
Korah Keelah Daanyah
Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah
Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah
Korah Matah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah
Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah
that's it the real lyrics however I couldn't stop laughing
Yes and those lyrics in English make 0 sense as they were picked for their sound
This is a true classic. So good.
I’m never gonna be able to unhear this now
10/10 would watch again
While I'm a little bit sad that this has more views than the original, this is still fucking awesome. The lyrics together with the pictures may even fit better.
Alo, backgammon, the true villain of star wars
BEST. SING. ALONG. EVER.
once you see it, you can't unsee it
BTW, Xena total panda is awesome XD
2:35 Bill Murray over there on the violin
And Jesse Eisenberg next to him
John Williams casually just made the best music piece to ever be in a movie
I will never listen to this song the same way again
View Full Lyrics:
Corn on, the cob
...
Cola, Grilled Kabob
...
Soda, catalog, new truck, Chola
...
Ta-daaa, Simba, best of all... Williams
...
Total, Xena, Panda
Oh yeah, Xena, Total, Panda, Cyborg, Jesus, Oh no, that’s right,
Corn Dog, Dracula, Oh no, backgammon
...
Sallah, Thundarr, Conan, Shish-Kabab
Total, Cereal, Oh no, Panda, Cyborg, Jesus, not your Principal, slow down
...
Cola
Fanta
...
Bowl of
Matzo Balls
...
Coral, dial, Zorro, prisoner
He-man, Xena, Fry lock, panda, Cylon, Xena, Gabrielle, race car, corn dog
Goddamnit Barb, Now I cannot un-hear this.
This is perfect. This made me like Duel Of The Fates atleast 90% more. Mustache Kermit approved
Whoever did this, it's a genius! 👏👏👏
Total cereal oh no panda cyborg Jesus not your principal
English teachers: what does it mean?