Markiplier: *"CAN YOU SHUT UP!"* Eugene: Frankly It has become apparent that you might've not taken a fancy to my speech pattern and i do rightly so apologize if it wasn't necessary to provide the utmost clarity on the topic at hand.
I fucking hate how this guy talks. my brain just mashes all his words into a sentence that gets his words across because even my brain is too damn lazy to read this bs
Even though I think it's obnoxious to hear what Eugene is saying, I admit I talk normal in real life but talk like Eugene when writing essays or doing presentations.
I love how mark immediately feels about Eugene how literally everyone else does in the series. “Just shut up” is a great way to describe it. Mark does make him more palatable tho
@@TheHuffmanator its not that i dont understand him, its just that hes so over the top pompous that hes annoying. i mean, dumbing it down a whole lot is like the complete other end of the spectrum but i just find that more amusing than the latter
Mark was in Biomedical Engineering. Idk, his earlier vids like Beseige he seemed like he still had a zest for this stuff. As another 30yo tho, I think I can relate. Like, 'school was just so long ago, who remembers any of that stuff?' Plus it's just not rly relevant to his current interests anymore.
Eugene: "Considering the increasingly volatile situation, I'd propose locating a route to a safe exit post-haste" Mark translating: "LOOK, THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS. LET'S JUST GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE"
The way he talks is so awful and pretentious. Theres just point to being so overlery verbose. Talking like that screams you're trying to seem more intelligent than you are. As the saying goes: If you can't explain it simply, you don't know the subject well enough.
2:29 “Man this guy’s annoying.” Mark realized it only a few lines into Eugene’s presence in the game. I think most people took longer to realize it when watching the actual show.
@@noahjohnson9170 remember when he nearly got killed by Abraham or Abram when after he lied he said he was smarter than the clearly pissed man? Dude really asked to die right there
Need I remind you that Eugene's uncle is actually in fact, Thanos from avengers end game the marvel movie which is arguably one of the best movie in the history of movies. Ahhhh yes, this is indeed true as we need not forget, it was mentioned consecutively after your quote, "The big purple guy".
@@goldenstripes3296 (my phone is not letting send comments so let's hope you don't get a double) First of all, it's "bon appétit" without an e at the end and you don't prononce the final t :p sorry, I know it wasn't your initial question but it's funny to hear most non-french speakers prononce it with the final t As for tête à tête, think of "ê" as "eh", don't prononce the "e" and think of "à" as "ah" (sorry if it's confusing) So you'd get something that sounds like "t-eh-t ah t-eh-t" (I hope it makes sense, I'm not really good at that !) PS : the very funny thing about how Mark pronounced it, is that he used two different prononciations for "tête" and it really sounded like "tété à tâter" which could be translated as "nipple to touch/feel"
Eugene talks like this sometimes in the show, normally it's when he's talking his way out of something, but typically he just talks like a Southern gentleman that's upper class.
I'd like to think that Mark's "translation" for Eugene is what Eugene is actually saying and the text is what Eugene thinks he is saying. Kinda like Kreig from Borderlands.
@@unethicallybred Sorry if that came out confusing or wrong. I meant that Mark was acting as the mouthpiece (Insane Krieg) and that Eugene was the inner thoughts (Sane Krieg). Or maybe I misunderstood what you mean.
I like how the other two characters respond to Eugene with normal words, and complete understanding of what he's said. Really makes him look like an idiot.
@@noah_body_cares I mean to be fair even though Eugene did some good he still caused a crap ton of people to die before him and Abe met up with Ricks group.
@@pandaeyez my smart friend dosent even speak remotely that sophisticated idiot stuff her;ok now if you don't simplify your words sometimes or in general and use only smart language noones gonna understand you you better just speak cave man at that point
Yes. I would be the equally annoying person that goes "WAIT! are you gonna say [normal ppl language]?" Every time he opens his mouth. ... Fuck. I'd be a love interest. Oh well. At least I'd get to shove him and then tell everyone he sacrificed himself. 🤷♀️
Listening to Eugene is like trying to read the astronomy thesis of my mom's cousin. "22 GHz polarimetric imaging with the Very Long Baseline Array" should give you an idea... and that's just the title.
I thought of the game at first when he started and didn't notice it was show Walking Dead until a bit later in the video when Daryl shows up tbh, cuz I didn't really watch the show much and don't know much about it or most of it's characters 😂 I thought of some of the bridge scenerios in the game but thinking about it now he's not wrong either way, the Walking Dead really can't handle bridges 😂
@KY5 [9th Main Account] so you're going to make an shitty and rather unwarranted remark to Mark for no reason whatsoever, and then try to censor the word "hell?" You're not very intelligent are you?
@@skipfire00 pretty sure that's the same dude that goes on Jacksepticeye's channel and says his dad is burning in hell; he has tons of alt accounts just to be horrible because his parents don't love him lol
Wow, the game got Eugene's character down really well. Also watching Mark screaming for him to just shut up makes me ridiculously happy because that was my reaction to him on the show!
"that stranger looks tough, he shouldn't have a problem eliminating the few walkers" Stranger: **literally slips on a very insignificant angles and dies**
@KY5 [9th Main Account] okay, what the hell, never ever thought i'd see one of these comments. i heard of these from sean's channel but never thought id actually see one
I love how mark made Eugene dumb instead of smart- completely swapped his speech Eugene: "Its situations like these where I thank my lucky stars to have been..." Mark: "Eugene: Stars! have you heard of stars? stars are great, I got lucky stars! pretty stars"
I've seen studies that show that people are a lot less wordy now than in Shakespeare's day. After speed-reading a handful of Eugene's lines, I think that's a _good_ thing. After all, it's not Typing of the Dead, where more words means more zombie-killing. Time is of the essence, Eugene, _get to the friggin' point!_
Well no he has seen the beginning at least cause back in the original 7days to die series him and wade always did a bit about the Shane/Lori/Rick thing
@@lilysuezanne6859 I assume they remembered that part, recounted their point but then just didn't edit their comment for some reason and instead made a new one.
@@originalbastav7346 Reporting this guy sending the same hateful answer on every comment. Some people are such low-lives that they actually create bot to hurt people.
@@originalbastav7346 I discovered that, by checking the conversation with the bell and loading it over and over, you could report a comment infinitely. This one seems like a good test subject to try that.
Mark is in Texas. This isn't his house. In fact we haven't really seen much outside his recording room since [REDACTED]. And more recently he's been in a hotel room for a while. He's in Texas now for Heist 2.
Everything he's saying is right so I'm sure he knows the meaning of what he's saying, including the history and philosophers he keeps mentioning. Doesn't make him sound like less of a dork though
@@mccraezee disregarding that its clearly some sort of developmental issue such or some social interaction stuff like Asperger's, for someone who has it its pretty clear thats what it must be
Gonna point out the comment about the bridges in the walking dead as well as his bits with Wade in his 7 Days to Die series being a halfway decent indicator that he has some knowledge of the show.
Mark: and If there is one thing the walking dead can’t deal with, it’s bridges Me: *flashback to rick blowing up the bridge and setting a shit tone of on fire walkers into the river* In some ways, that’s true….
Eugene being a canon character and Mark discovering his hatred for him in THIS game and not in any of the other material is hilarious.
Yeah I don’t think he’s watched the show since drunk Minecraft xD
Eugene is awful XD
@@wolfofmercury7518 i agree
As a Darryl it is my obligation to say fuck you Eugene.
@@darknessmohag6181 I haven’t watched the show after season 5 or 6 due to losing interest…does Eugene actually talk like that in the show?!
The Walking Dead did deal with that one bridge… they kind of just, *blew it up* though, haha
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Markiplier: *"CAN YOU SHUT UP!"*
Eugene: Frankly It has become apparent that you might've not taken a fancy to my speech pattern and i do rightly so apologize if it wasn't necessary to provide the utmost clarity on the topic at hand.
"Lmao
The only way you could make Eugene's text more annoying is by sprinkling quotation marks on every big word.
I fucking hate how this guy talks. my brain just mashes all his words into a sentence that gets his words across because even my brain is too damn lazy to read this bs
Even though I think it's obnoxious to hear what Eugene is saying, I admit I talk normal in real life but talk like Eugene when writing essays or doing presentations.
Joke kinda falls on its face when "apologize" is misspelled.
Eugene speaks like he's trying to hit the word count in an essay.
He reminds me of Mojo JoJo.
He's like that in the show
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@Sansythe_Mansy r/nobodycaresaboutrslashesanymore
*Eugene:* you folks forever perform your actions to attack my speech!"_
*Mark translates:* _"you guys always act like you're better than me!"_
You guys act like you gooderer than me!
we are gooderer than you
Tbh mark taking the mic out of Eugene talking kinda got boring after a long time
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I love him Mark translating Eugene into 'normal speak', which is really just Mark translating Eugene into himbo lol
Heehoo*
I was thinking of west of loathing.
I was thinking the same thing.
@@robbiehydrawolf8836 shoulda went cow puncher this play through
@@josephgillilan3548 oh sorry I haven't watched marks west of loathing, the reply was to the primary comment.
Mark to Eugene: Your words are like sandpaper to my brain
And not even good sandpaper that makes ridges and wrinkles out the brain, it's stupidly high grit so it's mirror's edge smooth.
I love how mark immediately feels about Eugene how literally everyone else does in the series. “Just shut up” is a great way to describe it. Mark does make him more palatable tho
Not too bright, are you bub?
@@TheHuffmanator its not that i dont understand him, its just that hes so over the top pompous that hes annoying. i mean, dumbing it down a whole lot is like the complete other end of the spectrum but i just find that more amusing than the latter
@@amethystcovette Thanks proving my point bub.
I am sure that smell is just the best for you...
@@TheHuffmanator wow rude
@@amethystcovette Damn short bus, I honestly didn't assume you were this dense. Good luck with life bub
I feel like mark not becoming an engineer was probably for the best.
I would say you’re wrong but I’ve watched him build things lol
He's good at making triangles, but he always puts too much weight on a single point somewhere.
I feel like part way we start seeing a sliver of the engineer buried deep in his subconscious
to be fair I think he wasn't going to be a civil engineer, but yeah these videos don't inspire much confidence
Mark was in Biomedical Engineering. Idk, his earlier vids like Beseige he seemed like he still had a zest for this stuff. As another 30yo tho, I think I can relate. Like, 'school was just so long ago, who remembers any of that stuff?' Plus it's just not rly relevant to his current interests anymore.
i swear mark’s himbo voice he does for characters he hates gets me every single time it’s so funny and endearing
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@@maximiermercado yo I just saw dio in the comment above this one
You gonna tap that or can I
Eugene: "Considering the increasingly volatile situation, I'd propose locating a route to a safe exit post-haste"
Mark translating: "LOOK, THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS. LET'S JUST GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE"
Perfect translation to be honest.
Kyra: "I'll be the bait this time, guys."
Also Kyra: "What the fuck, guys? Why would you let me do that?"
Feminism thrives after the apocalypse apparently lol
@spikes_johnson It should be like :- "What the f*ck, guys ? Why wouldn't you stop me from doing that ?
Eugene talks like my 7 year old cousin after he heard “quantum physics” in a movie
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@YeaMan The only heat you have is your STI's.
@YeaMan learn how to spell page and then we will talk XD
hmm, yes, shallow and pedantic.
Eugene is like that kid at highschool that started reading textbooks ahead of the class, and now he won't shut up about the things he read
@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 ok i wont :)
I started In like 3rd grade and it was very irritating for everyone but me
Nah he just uses long words that he read in those books and won't shut up. The only person that ever got him to shut up was Neagan.
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Eugene: *exists*
Mark: Can you just not do that
The way he talks is so awful and pretentious. Theres just point to being so overlery verbose. Talking like that screams you're trying to seem more intelligent than you are. As the saying goes: If you can't explain it simply, you don't know the subject well enough.
@@kennymartin5976 stfu
@@kidssnyder9680 stfu
@@rahantalukder797 stfu
@@kennymartin5976 bestie you just talked exactly like him
Mark translating Eugene's lines into himbo dialect just proves he's a himbo.
2:29 “Man this guy’s annoying.” Mark realized it only a few lines into Eugene’s presence in the game. I think most people took longer to realize it when watching the actual show.
*DIO!*
@@noahjohnson9170 remember when he nearly got killed by Abraham or Abram when after he lied he said he was smarter than the clearly pissed man? Dude really asked to die right there
Yet a vital member of the team and lives to this day...
I kira
“perfectly balanced as all good things should be.” - Eugene’s “uncle”
His big purple uncle
*Archer screaming "phrasing" in the barely audible distance*
Need I remind you that Eugene's uncle is actually in fact, Thanos from avengers end game the marvel movie which is arguably one of the best movie in the history of movies. Ahhhh yes, this is indeed true as we need not forget, it was mentioned consecutively after your quote, "The big purple guy".
Yeah, his family is great at “fixing things”
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be" -thespiffingbrit
@@impeccable3192 bruh
Eugene is the type of character that everyone either loves or hates
I have some theories about Markiplier on my channel
Hes hard to love, but hes even harder to hate. Even tho he changed teams lmao
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I do love him xD
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Mark immediately killing Darryl, one of the most capable and long lasting characters was hilarious
true, and seeing Daryl (being a total badass in the show) just trips like a ragdoll is so hilarious.
As someone who speaks French, the way Mark pronounced "tête-à-tête" just fucking killed me.
I was looking for this comment😂
As someone who doesn't speak a lick of French, I screamed laughing
I can confirm, it got me good haha
As someone who only knows bon appetite, could you show how tête-à-tête is said? 😅
@@goldenstripes3296 (my phone is not letting send comments so let's hope you don't get a double)
First of all, it's "bon appétit" without an e at the end and you don't prononce the final t :p sorry, I know it wasn't your initial question but it's funny to hear most non-french speakers prononce it with the final t
As for tête à tête, think of "ê" as "eh", don't prononce the "e" and think of "à" as "ah" (sorry if it's confusing)
So you'd get something that sounds like "t-eh-t ah t-eh-t" (I hope it makes sense, I'm not really good at that !)
PS : the very funny thing about how Mark pronounced it, is that he used two different prononciations for "tête" and it really sounded like "tété à tâter" which could be translated as "nipple to touch/feel"
Mark: man this guy (eugene) is annoying
Me whos seen the show: you have no idea
Fr, he has no idea how he is in the show lol😭🤣
BUT EXACTLY like he has no idea how this genius is so twofaced
very true
Yeah, he is. But I feel like Mark's screeching over it and pretending Eugene is saying something else is just as annoying.
Let's have markiplier do a reaction series to the walking dead
I love how Mark's "translation" for Eugene is even more unnatural than redditor mode
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the bots are strong with this one
My name is eugene and i hate my life
It’s how I talk
@@ApeEscapist ouch
Eugene talks like this sometimes in the show, normally it's when he's talking his way out of something, but typically he just talks like a Southern gentleman that's upper class.
True but in the comics he uses a lot of big words often
xD yep
Brilliant. Just use a bunch of big words so people think you're smart and let you go.
He fits an archetype. I agree with Southern gentleman speech tho.
@@missachua The show's producers have hinted that he has Asperger's.
Eugene talks like mark does when he thinks about terraforming Mars.
I'd like to think that Mark's "translation" for Eugene is what Eugene is actually saying and the text is what Eugene thinks he is saying. Kinda like Kreig from Borderlands.
Yea but krieg is mostly mentally insane but i get it
@@ironFNIX That implies mark isn't
@@Dragobot7 that implies mark is 👀
@@unethicallybred Sorry if that came out confusing or wrong. I meant that Mark was acting as the mouthpiece (Insane Krieg) and that Eugene was the inner thoughts (Sane Krieg). Or maybe I misunderstood what you mean.
Right i havent played borderlands in while
"Could you shut up Eugene? Oh my god I hate you Eugene. The way you speak is just the worst."
Something tells me Mark doesn't like Eugene
@@mitodrumisra8972 relax buddy
Yep
Sorry for the comment...was having a bad day...😅😅😅🤣😁
@@j.p1183 xD
this is literally how eugene talks in the walking dead series
I enjoy how Eugene's use of phrasing instantly devolves Mark straight into a Brian Regan bit...
Gotta give props to the game writers for perfectly replicating Eugene's character from the show.
"God, why did we have to have a neck-beard survive the apocalypse?"
Oh gawd, I lost it.
I read this as he did!!!😂😂
🤣🤣😭
*bridge falls and eugene dies*
Markiplier: "i see this as an absolute win"
Eugene: *Breaths.*
Mark: *Would you shut up.*
Mark about Eugene: "Man this guy's annoying."
Me, who watched the first 9 seasons of The Walking Dead: "Oh, you don't know the half of it."
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It was painful to hear him I always muted the tv when Eugene would open his mouth.
I loved mark's translation of Eugene's version of "Hey, this looks to dangerous, let's get the fuck outta here."
@KY5 [9th Main Account] shut up
@@Ash.21 dont respond. Thats what they want.
@@madmadammim1971 Make sure to report that account tho... They're fucking horrible
I like how the other two characters respond to Eugene with normal words, and complete understanding of what he's said. Really makes him look like an idiot.
Exactly! Lmao
Oh my god I recognize your pfp… and I feel bad for anyone named Eugene.
Every word is just Normal just some people can’t understand them so they get mad
@@ogvamp2 That is 100% a completely normal way of speaking. If you're writing a research paper.
Omg man you’re everywhere! If I don’t see you on a video it’s a sad day
Mark: (makes Thanos joke)
Game, immediately: "Cable"
"I hate you Eugene" Yup seems about right, even in the show he constantly screws everyone else over
Have you not seen the season 8 finale?
@@noah_body_cares “I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey”
@@noah_body_cares I mean to be fair even though Eugene did some good he still caused a crap ton of people to die before him and Abe met up with Ricks group.
@@noah_body_cares Who tf is watching still after 8 seasons?
@@LordVader1094 this guy *points to my self*
"If there's one thing that the Walking Dead can't handle, it's bridges."
*"I found 'em" intensifies*
This is a true pain
“I like runnin” LOL
Hy bro
PAIN
Mark: Steel supporting rods cost the same as wood supporting rods
Also Mark: **doesn't use steel supporting rods for the entire game**
he realized he was mistaken, and it was that it cost the same as wood *roads*, the roads are a fair bit more expensive than the supports
He's just too good at the game
he realized he was mistaken, and it was that it cost the same as wood *roads*, the roads are a fair bit more expensive than the supports
@@xavierzhang8190 are you a bot?
Mark: "Now we got todd!"
Daryl: "Am I a Joke to you?"
Almost like neither of them actually exists...
[Anytime Eugene speaks]
Mark: And I took that personally...
He's annoying in the show too and his way of talking is ridiculous.
It's not just in Mark's case.
@@pandaeyez my smart friend dosent even speak remotely that sophisticated idiot stuff her;ok now if you don't simplify your words sometimes or in general and use only smart language noones gonna understand you you better just speak cave man at that point
I like how Mark was dumbing down Eugene's sentences. I for one appreciate it cuz my tiny brain can not understand him.
Yes.
I would be the equally annoying person that goes "WAIT! are you gonna say [normal ppl language]?" Every time he opens his mouth.
...
Fuck. I'd be a love interest. Oh well. At least I'd get to shove him and then tell everyone he sacrificed himself. 🤷♀️
This is big brain time
Listening to Eugene is like trying to read the astronomy thesis of my mom's cousin.
"22 GHz polarimetric imaging with the Very Long Baseline Array" should give you an idea... and that's just the title.
He just uses big words for stupid things, Eugene clearly just want to sounds inteligent without being actually inteligent lol
Markiplier: "man this guy's annoying"
Me: "you don't know the half of it"
Im in the second half of season 6 and so far Eugene is my favorite character right after Abraham haha
@@Lunarrro ummmmmmmmmmmmm. Good luck. But I’d recommend you delete your comment cause there are some assholes that’ll give you spoilers.
@@Lunarrro oh gosh good luck with all that .-.
@@luftschiff1069 I think I know the worst of it. Spoiler below:
If im not mistaken he later betrays the group to Negan or something?
😂
Mark: *hating on Eugene*
Everyone who's watched the show: "oh u don't even know Mark.... U don't even know"
but i like engene
engene
I read the comics and tbh I completely forgot who Eugene is lol there are so many characters
Mark: “If there’s one thing that The Walking Dead can’t handle, it’s bridges”
Rick Grimes: *Punching the air*
He'd probably try.
I thought of the game at first when he started and didn't notice it was show Walking Dead until a bit later in the video when Daryl shows up tbh, cuz I didn't really watch the show much and don't know much about it or most of it's characters 😂
I thought of some of the bridge scenerios in the game but thinking about it now he's not wrong either way, the Walking Dead really can't handle bridges 😂
@KY5 [9th Main Account] so you're going to make an shitty and rather unwarranted remark to Mark for no reason whatsoever, and then try to censor the word "hell?" You're not very intelligent are you?
@@skipfire00 ignore him. Thats what everyone else is doing hes desperate for convo
@@skipfire00 pretty sure that's the same dude that goes on Jacksepticeye's channel and says his dad is burning in hell; he has tons of alt accounts just to be horrible because his parents don't love him lol
As a french, Markiplier make me laugh a lot when he tried to say "tête-à-tête".
@@KrisXsyraphon A Face-to-face meeting. From a Canadian who's French is shite.
HOW DO I, A TEENAGE AMERICAN, KNOW THE WORD TETE-A-TETE AND MARKIPLIER DOESN’T!?
Teetateet?
@@PeachLemonade_
Age doesn't matter?
@@PeachLemonade_ I mean its not that surprising for someone to know something someone else doesn't...
Eugene: "Laudatio"
Mark: "Law daddy-o"
he might've played for honor
HARDER
*what?*
what? Also small ² and fractions ⅜
Wow, the game got Eugene's character down really well. Also watching Mark screaming for him to just shut up makes me ridiculously happy because that was my reaction to him on the show!
21:30 So the guy is tough, a few walkers won't stop him. But a slight slope? Yeah, he ain't too good with that.
"that stranger looks tough, he shouldn't have a problem eliminating the few walkers"
Stranger: **literally slips on a very insignificant angles and dies**
Eugene: just need a little of sodium chloride
Mark: actually, it's salt
Eugene: that's what I said
Mark: no, you said sodium chloride
Mark calling Daryl "Jerry" while shouting to do so is hilarious. Also when he said "Now we got Todd" I just died of laughter
realizing that mark has not seen *enough TWD and being angry about Eugene’s character is quite entertaining
Eugene is my 5th least favorite character sorry I just hate him
@@Walkingbread7 i tolerated him until he stabbed everyone in the back, i couldn't stand him after that
He has actually seen the first 3 seasons...
@KY5 [9th Main Account] okay, what the hell, never ever thought i'd see one of these comments. i heard of these from sean's channel but never thought id actually see one
@@jelfishery just ignore them
I love the unnecessarily dramatic music every time there's a timelapse of Mark building the bridge
“It’s be a much worse situation if zombies mated”
Mark hasn’t seen Army of the Dead then…
I envy him.
That movie was a fever dream 😑
That was a great movie
He didn't watch "Braindead" either. Too bad for him...
Flashbacks to the Broodmothers from Dragon Age
@@jordancarroll1217 Snyder going full Snyder, no hold barred is an experience I never thought I needed.
Its amazing how daryl was canonically…. everywhere during the apocalypse. Literally everywhere
Daryl absolutely gets around it seems. He is the cryptid inexplicably around 🤣
When you’re looking for your best friend, you do tend to get around
“I’m not pulling a Eugune here” is a phrase we should use daily
Game: "Do not engage the zombies on the higher floors"
Mark: So anyway I started building.
It’s hilarious that Eugene is an actual character in the show and he started out as very very annoying 😂
Yeah he was a coward at the start of the show but now he tuff. He still talks really annoying tho.
Started- 😆
He still annoys me
@@HaidebugCreates he started out as very annoying, and was promoted to just annoying 😂
@@mcoreotims2509 I believe that’s an accurate statement 😆
I love how mark made Eugene dumb instead of smart- completely swapped his speech
Eugene: "Its situations like these where I thank my lucky stars to have been..."
Mark: "Eugene: Stars! have you heard of stars? stars are great, I got lucky stars! pretty stars"
Character Summary:
Eugene: *_Increasingly Verbose_*
Miles: Get us the fuck out of here
Kyra: Goodness Miles chill out
*Eugene is the definition of "the neighbors kid."*
and his uncle is also weird
Watching the show and hearing Eugene's voice whenever Mark reads the text makes this 100x funnier
I've seen studies that show that people are a lot less wordy now than in Shakespeare's day. After speed-reading a handful of Eugene's lines, I think that's a _good_ thing. After all, it's not Typing of the Dead, where more words means more zombie-killing. Time is of the essence, Eugene, _get to the friggin' point!_
everyone hates eugene's way of talking so mark's reaction is absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣
At this point, Mark has to do a warfstache voice for eugene's audacious vocabulary once he makes a part 2 of it.
haha, part 2, right
Imagine what the zombies are thinking while they watch a guy build complex bridges and just stand there waiting for him to finish.
im sensing a pattern
the zombies are probably using more brainpower than eugene is
We need Mark to release an audiobook of every line Eugene said in the comic series, but translated in Markiplier sense.
Yesssss
"I'm not about doing things right; I'm about doing things stupid." - Markiplier: Official Logo
You mean slogan.
How Eugene thinks: The mathmatictal way to put the second number on the number line with the third is with addition.
How Mark makes him speak: 2+3.
Thats the only way
honestly to hear an essay during a zombie apocalypse is really irritating
@KY5 [9th Main Account] nah bro she wit me rn in heaven
@@teasusu especially when there’s a horde of zombies, and possibly some whisperers coming after you
Eugene seems like that kind of person to read Thesaurus every day before sleep
Yeah, the whole book too, in like 2 minutes too
@KY5 [9th Main Account] dude wth that is so messed up
@@blades8529 it’s a spammer. Ignore it and report
@@basicbrittani yah crazy what people will do for attention
@@blades8529 i know, have you seen the ones on Seán's channel? they get really bad
"Cause if there is one thing the Walking Dead cant deal with, it's bridges."
*sad rick noises*
I like the intense music playing when he builds... Now everyone else can hear what I hear in my head when I am trying to think
Alternate title: Markiplier makes fun of Eugene for almost 38 minutes
This is the proof that Mark has never seen TWD cause he doesn’t even know that’s exactly how Eugene is and speaks.
Well no he has seen the beginning at least cause back in the original 7days to die series him and wade always did a bit about the Shane/Lori/Rick thing
He forgot to switch into an alt account
@@lilysuezanne6859 I assume they remembered that part, recounted their point but then just didn't edit their comment for some reason and instead made a new one.
@@lilysuezanne6859 yes. yes I am
@@Killabeastaholic I forgot about editing it until after I replied to it and I didn’t want to go back to redo everything lol
23:55 Mark is so infuriatingly close to lining up with Daryl’s body
I’d love to see Mark’s reaction to the fact that Eugene actually speaks like that in the show.
What the hell?
@@originalbastav7346 Reporting this guy sending the same hateful answer on every comment.
Some people are such low-lives that they actually create bot to hurt people.
@@thibautisserant Yep,I reported this guy too
@@originalbastav7346 I discovered that, by checking the conversation with the bell and loading it over and over, you could report a comment infinitely. This one seems like a good test subject to try that.
Mark: You'll need to build a ramp, Okaay.
*Dramatic Music Intensifies*
After watching Markimoo's mental breakdowns building bridges in The Forest, I was surprised how calm and quick he was building these bridges lmfao
I just finished binging that series XDD it was great, they spent like 2 episodes making that bridge
That moment when Mark trying to explain Eugene's words into normal, is actually taking a lot longer than just reading what Eugene is saying lol
But Eugene's very words are _sooo annoying..._
@@VenomQuill Yes it issssss
The cherry rant was funny
For anyone who doesn’t know, Eugene talks like that in both the comics and the (edit) AMC show. It’s quite annoying.
I didn't know Eugene was canon LOL.
It´s nice wdm
I find it kinda funny he’s one of my favorite characters because he is probably one of the smartest
HBO show? Don't you mean AMC?
@@LordVader1094 was it AMC? I’m not from the US so I watched it on Amazon.
The way that mark hates Eugene so quickly is hilarious. It's like he has actually watched the show 😂
the way he called Norman Reedus Jerry hurt my soul and I'm not even a fan of the show lol.
We're slowly getting a tour of Mark's house thru these videos
I wanna know what other rooms he's gonna film in next lol might be a closet next time or in the middle of the kitchen
sir I am making memes, could u check me out?
I'm better than marl
@YeaMan yeah right
Mark is in Texas. This isn't his house. In fact we haven't really seen much outside his recording room since [REDACTED]. And more recently he's been in a hotel room for a while. He's in Texas now for Heist 2.
"I have an idea."
Oh god. Everyone brace yourselves.
The character's reactions to Mark's version of Eugene is actually better than the actual dialogue.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] could someone explain to me why various youtuber's family members are burning in hell?
@@themaxterz0169 bots made by asshole trolls, report them for spam.
@@themaxterz0169 just report them and dont respond, responding keeps them active.
Don't mind me, just checking every piece of answer to report the troll. Spamming reports might make RUclips move their asses for once.
@@thibautisserant Same
Eugene is the type of person who says complicated words just too seem like he’s smart but in actuality he has no idea the meaning behind them
yup, that's actually his whole thing - pretending to be a scientist
@@ArmundJay I mean, not exactly. He is a legitimate maven, but he was in no way specialized towards the biological sciences
makes him look more photosynthesis.
Except he is the smartest character in the walking dead as far as I’ve seen and I stopped watching after Glenn died so yeah
Everything he's saying is right so I'm sure he knows the meaning of what he's saying, including the history and philosophers he keeps mentioning. Doesn't make him sound like less of a dork though
Trust me, Eugene is far more fun to listen to with his accent
My favourite eugene moment was right after he got smacked into the fire truck... he was very peaceful and quiet after that
@@JustAnotherAccount8 i really dont know how anyone can actually not find Eugene hilarious
@@99texasrattlesnake99 same. My favourite Eugene moment was when he turned on the stereo and Easy Street started playing and he just stood there 😂
Eugene is literally just saying random words hoping it makes him sound smarter 🤣
I mean thats all he does in the TV series
@@mccraezee disregarding that its clearly some sort of developmental issue such or some social interaction stuff like Asperger's, for someone who has it its pretty clear thats what it must be
u obviously missed the point of his character and havent watched the show...
He’s trying to reach the word count on his essay
Mark: “Does it hold?”
*Bridge collapses*
Mark: “No it doesn’t”
@@ag9nys don't respond to them, it's what they want- just ignore and report when you see it
@@ag9nys just report them for harassment if you see them
Always fun to see Mark rage at a guy that he literally is and acts like in A LOT of his bits. Love it 😂
Well, you know the saying. You hate the most that is most like you, but is not you, after all.
@@KainYusanagi Who ever said that?
@@pineappleparty1624 Anyone who has ever seen politics.
@@KainYusanagi cool but who said it
@@circusclown1503 -Abraham Lincoln
,probably.
I can't read Eugene's dialogue without hearing the actor's voice in my head. Yes, yes it has been burned into my very conscious.
nice, shit is a lot funnier than what Mark is translating it to. Eugene really is a national treasure and idgaf what anyone else says
Same. Lol
I know right
I love how the developers made Eugene talk like he does in the show
You can tell by marks reaction to Eugene that he's never watched the walking dead lol
Never watched the show either. Didn't know he was a canon character.
@@colibri224 yeah. Talks exactly like they wrote him but with a southern accent
@@colibri224 same
Gonna point out the comment about the bridges in the walking dead as well as his bits with Wade in his 7 Days to Die series being a halfway decent indicator that he has some knowledge of the show.
HE'S A REAL CHARACTER??? I THOUGHT THE GAME MADE HIM UP
Mark: I am a genius. I am so smart.
Also Mark: having an aneurism every time Eugene speaks
Intelligence and eloquence are not mutually inclusive traits.
What is aneurysm?
@@kittywithagun7742 It is when your heart has a palpation, stops beating and you enter into a temporary state of severe pain and shock.
@@kittywithagun7742 I like how you ask and you actually spell it correctly lol.
@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen ahhh. Well then, that seems like a reasonable reaction to Eugenes bs
“If there’s one thing The Walking Dead can’t deal with, it’s bridges”
*Rick Grimes will remember that*
And walls
@ D0n't rеаd mу рr0filе рicturе 🅥 stfu
sir I am making memes, could u check me out?
I have some theories about Markiplier on my channel
Or Clementine.
Mark: and If there is one thing the walking dead can’t deal with, it’s bridges
Me: *flashback to rick blowing up the bridge and setting a shit tone of on fire walkers into the river*
In some ways, that’s true….
This game is so good. And the fact that Mark is playing, it's more interesting.
did you watch the whole video
@@Imdednowgoaway the last bridge was like the dumbest designers I've ever seen
like wtf was that abomination
Everything about this comment and replies make me want to jump off a bridge
This guy is commenting on purpose isnt he?
Yeah
"The pundits on tv said it was a hoax."
Yeah, sounds right.
“It’s so hard being me. The crowd scream, and they scream for me. Glory comes at such a heavy price”
Wrong video
I want him to see this video SO much lol
17:43
"Jump it"
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM PROCEEDS TO GO STRAIGHT DOWN IN PERFECT UNISON