Trump Is Turning The Oval Office Into A Treehouse
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
- Straight out of a eight-year-old's fantasy, the President installed a red button on the Resolute Desk that summons a butler to bring him a Coke.
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Did Trump try the "My dog ate my taxreturns" excuse yet?
Siedler Joe jokes aside...my dog ate my final project for my associates in science ...it does happen lol
No because he's a monster incapable of love so he doesn't have a dog. Melania is the only pet he keeps.
One time I smeared peanut butter on my homework, knowing full well that my dog would scarf it down like a moron lol
Wouldn't work considering he has no dog. Too much responsibility is my guess.
there was a funny interview with John Kasich and he said...Donal trump told me to work for him so I would do everything...then he goes on saying....so what would you be doing trump?...he answered, "making America great again. " I rest my fucking case lmao
Hello from Algeria, i've become addicted to this show and i can say that it's the best ! It's oddly funny that the leader of the free world sound and look more like our dictators , we are literally in the same shit !!
Dont remind me
chancemylast its not free here in the US... Everyone thinks they're free, but doesnt realize the facade they're living... No one's free when we're all on sheople farms where the primary crop harvested is money...
lol free world, that's funny. just because you can say whatever you want that doesn't mean your free to do whatever you want.
i understand that democracy is just an illusion, and freedom never existed in it's real meaning even in Obama's 2 terms which in my opinion was the best administration of the white house, Barack and michelle gave a great example of leadership, motivation, love, tolerance .. now there is this orange thing that took their place and he just has no respect for anything he keeps lying and lying, he's like Louis C.K called him "A Gross Crook Dirty Rotten Lying Sack Of Shit"
Ok Crnojaje 92 , i meant The So-called free world
Stephen is drop dead gorgeous in that suit, tie and "no fucks given" monologue sass.
mineMissHellsing thnx 4 the info, puts things in perspective
I think I should have made it rhyme.
Stephen is so drop dead gorgeous,
it's like they sacrificed a virgin to... Zeus.
He's got all the class and sass,
not to mention that spectacular ass.
And do not forget the suits and ties,
they're what make him look so nice.
In his monologues he gives no fucks,
which is bad for Jimmy Fallon. He sucks.
So let us all watch a new Late Show episode,
it works against Trump like an antidote.
And so we giggle as shits and nukes fly by;
here's sassy Colbert, in a suit and a tie.
mineMissHellsing thank you for saying that
mineMissHellsing You are incredible XD
mineMissHellsing yessssss
Seeing all these antics in the White House, makes those Trump bankruptcies make a lot of sense.....
he couldnt make money off a casino
Shout out to the wild boars.
Jesse Hernandez you get those ISIS militants!
You keep me sane, Stephen. I love you.
filthylittlethief mst +
Well, I stil think anyone who voted for Agent Orange is insane, but that's just me being a normal human being!
filthylittlethief mst
that's his real CIA job description: a political morphine shot.
Courage Karnga - Define normal, and how one knows when they are normal.
Logan Finn - Student Try using actual evidence to counter the claims made instead of mindlessly labeling anything you don't like as propaganda.
yes! I love my daily dose of Stephen Colbert
Sergio Franco WHY? ARE YOU A SOROS PAID INBRED MORON?!
Sergio Franco Yeah, I always sit in front of my computer and wait for 23 hours and 50 minutes for the next monologue...the weekends are hell...
wishahpatricia Russian troll
How much is Puty paying you?
Daily dose of propaganda*
You call it short, but for Trump it's a thesis. Words are hard, okay?
Marco Joseph Cheung BUT he has the best words.... he said so himself.
Two days ago he signed an EO saying "There are too many words here so I didn't read them all"
I'm sure they can arrange a picture book. Something like that Dr. Seuss book Ted Cruz read to shut down the government because of the deficit. Back then Republicans were all hot and bothered about the deficit. Now, it's fun for all. Tax cuts for the rich, infrastructure spending, and huge fantastic beautiful walls.
Who knew words are so complicated?
Marco Joseph Cheung But, he has the best words???
I suspect the red button had a very different function before, but they changed it for safety reasons.
Now it just gets him a coke. and he's happy. good thinking!!
That was funny! Thank you
WTF! How do the rich keep getting to not help, and just keep getting more breaks!?
vmwindustries they own the government
vmwindustries
the rich arent just getting breaks... everyone is.
15% corporate tax means small businesses have a fighting chance at big corporations.
individual deductions are doubled so you get to keep more money
vmwindustries Not necessarily. Because if corporations do not pay taxes and rich people do not....where does the money come from to pay to run both state and federal governments? Hmm? Taxes are a requirement of being a citizen. People paid them so you can go to school and so you have roads, bridges, and more. By not paying taxes at the correct amount, you ensure the future generations who will care for you will have no knowledge or ability and will care nothing about you as you cared nothing about them now. Welcome to the shit storm you've created.
Cynnara Tregarth Rich always pay less of a percentage. look it up.
Because of Republican Senators
hm red button, cola, nukes... somwhere in there is a nuka cola joke.
thereisnospace I'm too busy worrying that he'll mix up his cola and "end the world" buttons to think of anything clever
At least a "Cadre Cola" joke.
agriperma it hits the spot.
"Before-picture in a laxative ad"
Well-played, writing team!!
Well-played!
I have horrible mental images of Trump hovering a finger over one button.. looking up to Bannon for a hint (who slowly knits his brow).. then over to the other button, he looks back to Bannon (who smiles evilly and raises his eyebrows in hopeful glee).. Then back to the first button...
So he spent taxpayer dollars on installing a butler-with-a-Coke button?!!! Well, there's at least one job he created.
Why is knowing that this particular unhinged and maybe senile old man is getting into the habit of pushing red buttons, extremely perturbing . . ?
camelshit because it's a very sad reality
The "Not Halal" joke made me lol as a muslim...True & ironic, hahaha!
When I heard red button I had the same reaction as Stephen while yelling "Oh god no!"
all the way from South Africa, I am addicted to American politics. Love you Colbert, Seth and Trevor!
Troubled
Republic
Under
Mad
President
3 in the fucking morning squad.
Teeda Tideus Teedus Tiddy XD
its 2 here im tired
1 am team here in California
10 a.m. I've been at work for almost 3 hours by now. It's sunny even though it's rather cold.
i can relate
... but is it a Nuka Cola?
Expecting something beneficial from a goldmanite is like expecting pocket money from Uncle Scrooge
Glad to know there are, still, sane Americans! Humour saves the day...
One of the many negatives associated with the advent of social media has been the normalization of brevity, instant gratification, shortness of an attention span, one sentence comment and responses, inappropriate language, insult rather than lease, hate rather than love or approval....... I can keep going in this line of thought as long as M M's comment but then that would go counter to my very point. We are so eger to participate in continuing the dumbing down humanity to 120 characters or less and an intelligence to go along with it.
A corparation who pays their employees minuim wage and gets a tax cut will still pay their employees minuim wage. This tax cut only helps the super rich, like Trump.
They should air uncensored versions on RUclips
I wish Steven Colbert would give a shout out to RUclips subs. I watch every morning while getting ready, love his monologues.
Stephen Colbert is everything. Like, seriously, I love watching his videos. When I don't watch Stephen Colbert in any day, I feel like something's missing.
Someone on line called the wild boars "Squeal Team Six."
I propose the codename "Strikeforce Warthog".
✋🍊🤚 Excuse me EXCUSE ME
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W.D.K. Podcast 😂😂
W.D.K. Podcast great one, though I miss the👌🏻
W.D.K. Podcast 😂😂😂
W.D.K. Podcast genius!
The hands are too big
"trump your proctologist called. He found your head"!
Lol that bracket bit was genius. On the other hand, that Seal Team joke...yeeesh.
Who wants to build a treehouse!
Cookie Crumble would rather a tree-house than a wall.😀
It never hurts to put a wall around the treehouse
With enough cans of coke maybe he can get a diabetic coma... and then we could be saved. PUSH! THAT! BUTTON!
Aaaah the Trollolololo guy... Good times man, good times.
You pay more, you get less, Trump pays less.
I'm glad to know the White House serves Coca Cola instead of Pepsi.
The bleep and the blurred finger... that is what is wrong with the US... Its a finger and a word.. nothing more..
Haha haha The pause..,...that refreshes!
It's Reassuring Chump is at least at an 8 year old level...
I would have never guessed that.
Donald Trump is the Comic San of government.
Posted to RUclips between 3:33-3:35 am every night. Thanks but I am not getting much sleep. 👈😀
"page 1, do you have money, yes or no... Page 2 was so you would have something to eat" rolling on the floor Lmaooooooooooooooo... I literally just spit out a mouthful of Honey Nut Chex all over my phone screen... Damn you Colbert!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
A button that delivers you Coke? I might have to run for president.
Who is Jimmy Fallon? Oh, the one with crass jokes and fake laughters
chan. colbert sucks. fallon is funny
Love you Colbert!
"Oops, I pressed the wrong red button. All I really wanted was a Coke."
you rock Stephan. love from India.
Shouldn't Colbert run for President? He's more qualified than Trump. (He has better ratings.)
He ran as a republican as a joke in '08 and got disqualified
he's a comedian. he is right where he belongs. unlike trump that man should be in a whore house far away from power
lol i have no life
Lee Sakesushihentai hahaha great name sake sushi hentai
Lee Sakesushihentai
I do that too. In the bathtub.
"You gutless, Charles Schultz rough draft." lol
Awww. The Seal Team 6 was just so adorable!
i wished that audience member at the piano would be quiet
Under 50 Views Club
49 uuh
57 views, rip
Give it a chance it just aired.
1830 views can I join anyways I was rejected by the under 49 Views Club.
4181 views.
As an appalled observer of American politics from across the Atlantic, Stephen Colbert gives me life.
Hilarious! Good for you, Colbert. It's time to take the gloves off.
Refresh squad
*please just mute Jon Batiste's mic when Stephen is talking :(*
There's no denying he's actually an incredible artist and musician! but he's very distracting with his comments.
And Bigfoot sleeps over and teaches me karate... Oh no, Steve Bannon knows karate?!!!
Michael Flynn, his new phrase will be, "Lock me up! Lock me up! Lock me up!"
Oh my I'm early
me too
Better than late. Trust me.
I really don't like john
Dangerous game having Chris Christie as your butler! Your food will always come half eaten.
That is both shocking and not Halal
Fml I died 😂 😂
Guilty guilty guilty
At least he can blame the butler when everything goes wrong
"He burrowed over" hahahahahha, that one made me laugh really hard
"You gutless Charles Schultz rough draft"
*SICK BURN*
I knew Christie was good for something :)
You are hitting your stride, sir!Thank you! But I have goosebumps. You. So brilliantly make school bearable.
"DONALD..."
*holds for applause, audience can barely contain their laughter*
"DRUMPF!"
*audience bursts into treats*
It's 3:22 in the am, why am I watching this.
Oh yea, cuz Stephen Colbert is awesome.
I am still waiting to see "The Late Show" give trump the "BRONX CHEER."
"Heh. Heh. Heh. Mm. Mm." Yeah he really, really, really contributes a lot to the show a lot. This message brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
3:15 - May the "corruptionberg" lead to the governmental "Hindenburg" that's so badly needed!
People are expected to jump from 10% tax straight to 25%? Suddenly people can't afford to get promoted
the coke button for "the Young Trump" as played by Jude Law ;)
That music at the end was awesome.
6:18 Dangit, I thought that pushing the red button would open a compartment containing instructions for how to get to the city of gold...
Could the red button summon a decent barber?
"That is both shocking and not halal"
Everybody go home, that's the best line you'll hear all week
The Knicks can't possibly be worse with "Dunk" as their new owner.
Why not continue the rule of three and go for "off the record" rather than 'please delete the record'.... 😜😂
In fairness to Chaffetz:
a. The WH has refused to cough up Flynn's paperwork, so he needs to be careful about saying what is or isn't in it, and
b. It's considered unseemly for public officials to comment on the guilt or innocence of (potential) defendants. He wouldn't want to be called out by defense attorneys for "trying to bias the jury".
Coke Stephen, coke. Not Coca-cola!
"Shocking and halal..." Thank you for that! :D
really what make Trump come up with the idea for turning the oval office into a treehouse serious SMH😂😂😂
A red button on my desk, when pushed Trump will cease to exist.
Hahaha he said "burrowed" lmao saying Chafitz looks like a beaver.
Let's hope the Trumpster never confuses the two red buttons!
Seal Team 6 is adorable!
They have to make it into a treehouse; they have the Keebler Elf..
"Jason Chaffetz, please.. just grow a pair & tell us what Flynn did...
You gutless Charles Schultz rough draft!"
the orange tree is growing very quickly.. even tangerines are dropping by the dozens..
It's it just me or are everyone's Trump impressions sounding more and more like William Baldwin's Trump impressions. Flattering on how good it is.
Before ConDon is sealed in behind the wall, Melanoma, Iwanka, Triffid, Derek, Lildon and Ron should be encouraged to join him.
5:34 Gutless, Charles Schulz rough draft. That was great!
Trump belongs on an Episode of get smart ... If your old enough it's a classic
Liking this for reminding everyone about Russian and Trump. Impeach him.
Jason Chafitz is the Marshmallow Peep of Congress.
Seal team 6 looked sooo adorable! 😍😘😘😘