What If Every Country Ending in "Stan" United?

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  • @omary5439
    @omary5439 4 года назад +1885

    "Let me guess, your home?"
    Stanos: "It was, and it was Staniful."

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 4 года назад +7099

    K-pop stans: "We are the strongest stan army."
    Stanistan: *Pathetic.*

    • @Bull-tm6hl
      @Bull-tm6hl 4 года назад +48

      Army is a fandom of the group Bts
      AND BTS ISN'T THE WHOLE KPOP

    • @radianzero
      @radianzero 4 года назад +575

      @@Bull-tm6hl Who cares Bruh.

    • @Justmal2007
      @Justmal2007 4 года назад +3

      Yeh

    • @archerdude11
      @archerdude11 4 года назад +6

      Radian STAN ARMMMYYYYY

    • @ZhaoxTFT
      @ZhaoxTFT 4 года назад +96

      @@Bull-tm6hl You are joking right?

  • @nate09392
    @nate09392 Год назад +125

    I added the area in square miles of every stan country, and then, I looked on a website showing the ranks for how large every country is. After receiving my total sum for stanistan, I can conclude that, if stanistan we're to become a country one day, it would be the seventh largest country in the world.

    • @Tennosoul
      @Tennosoul Год назад +7

      And Kazakhstan is already 9th largest country in the world

    • @ommnon
      @ommnon Год назад +5

      yeah, but it would be a horrible place to live in. there would be like 2 civil wars happening at the same time lol

    • @baseking3114
      @baseking3114 Год назад +2

      it would also give Russia 🇷🇺 to enter Arabian sea and they would make a big profit and even china would be using pakistan sea

  • @audreydeatherage2131
    @audreydeatherage2131 2 года назад +44

    i LOVE using the term "friend" in this context. like, "Iran wouldnt sacrifice ... to become Stanistans friend." i think its such a cute and funny concept

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky4771 4 года назад +4509

    Stanistan is basically what would happen if someone was like "Yo let's create a muslim version of Austria-Hungary"

    • @Eli-ly1kb
      @Eli-ly1kb 4 года назад +97

      more like iraq during the occupation from 2003 till 2011 version 2 lol

    • @Jayshiver
      @Jayshiver 4 года назад +25

      Pretty much

    • @brandenr6073
      @brandenr6073 4 года назад +130

      More like French West Africa and French Equatorial Africa. Austria-Hugary was far less of a mess than Central Asia and it wouldn't even compare to Africa and the Middle East

    • @comstarrep7396
      @comstarrep7396 4 года назад +152

      I’d say like yugoslavia

    • @hogrideeeeer
      @hogrideeeeer 4 года назад +46

      except it could work because islam unites people

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 4 года назад +2410

    Middle East: We have the most ethnic tension
    Stanistan: Actually...

  • @mehdimarashi1736
    @mehdimarashi1736 Год назад +125

    Fun fact: -istan is a Persian suffix meaning "land". Persian used to be the lingua franca in many areas between Iran and Bangladesh. Persian is an official language in Afghanistan and Tajikistan besides Iran, and many Iranian provinces have as -istan suffix in their names. In modern Persian, many European countries have Persian names ending in -istan as well, for example we Iranians say Englistan instead of England, Magyaristan (land of Magyars) instead of Hungry, Serbistan (Serbia), and so on.

    • @Ibrahimayas444
      @Ibrahimayas444 Год назад +3

      True

    • @peterelittaa
      @peterelittaa Год назад +5

      also a lot of former Iranian provinces still call themselves the -stan ending name the Persians called us - a linguistic remnant of the past. I'm Armenian and in the Armenian language, Armenia is "Hyastan"

    • @mehdimarashi1736
      @mehdimarashi1736 Год назад

      @@peterelittaa I didn't know that! Thanks!

    • @LoneVocalist
      @LoneVocalist Год назад +4

      In Pakistan even words like the desert (registan), oasis (nakhlustan) and graveyard (qabrustan) have stans (land) in them. India's name Hindustan is 100% Persian name then. They called Sindhu (the Indus river) Hindu and then added stan to it.

    • @trolllovindaddy
      @trolllovindaddy Год назад +8

      In Sanskrit, the word stanam means place

  • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
    @user-lt6ve9ns4d Год назад +18

    Despite the challenges, I believe we people can come together and make the dream a reality, if only because it looks so much better on a map

    • @rohaanali5006
      @rohaanali5006 Год назад +4

      that isnt a dream that anyone wants to make a reality.

    • @masroorfarooqui2673
      @masroorfarooqui2673 Год назад +5

      Stanistan
      Very nice idea
      If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d Год назад +1

      @@rohaanali5006 speak for yourself

    • @ilyasali8502
      @ilyasali8502 Год назад

      It will happen INSHALLAH when we do justice.

    • @Thatoneidiot001
      @Thatoneidiot001 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-lt6ve9ns4dPakistan attempted to in the 90s hopefully they try again without jihadis

  • @italianpizzanoodle2079
    @italianpizzanoodle2079 4 года назад +2183

    Stanistan: the land of Stan’s Everyone called Stan: this is my home

  • @lil_man7523
    @lil_man7523 4 года назад +633

    Imagine this being an actual thing in April
    2020: this is just the beginning

    • @ges105sb6
      @ges105sb6 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 4 года назад +14

      A nuclear capable country, that has a bunch of countries that fucking hate each other bunched together? The amount of terrorist attacks and in fighting would be scary.

    • @internetperson3436
      @internetperson3436 4 года назад +5

      @Venky Wank that is a really intresting point. RLL did say that stanistan would need a strong leader, and i think india had that, so maybe it might work

    • @theghosthero6173
      @theghosthero6173 4 года назад +1

      I mean, it's basically a larger Changatai khanate

    • @abdullahnadeem1734
      @abdullahnadeem1734 4 года назад +1

      Allah bless you for pray for this

  • @apex9806
    @apex9806 2 года назад +95

    Coming back to this video after 1 year, I am more informed of global politics and ethnicities. I now think there are a lot of mistakes in this analysis, although, with good effort and no ill intention from the creator.
    The Pashtun problem won't be a problem at all after unification, since it is mostly driven because of US involvement and the division of pakhtuns due to the Darrund Line. That line will exist no more and since Pakistan is now with Stanistan, it is a nuclear power and US will have no choice but to leave the region.
    Stanistan would immediately be offered alliances with Russia or China due to the fact that US troops are on the ground and Stanistan would obviously want them to leave. China already has the CPEC initiative with Pakistan and other close nations for the Belt and Road route. So China will not be an enemy at all. Russia has huge stakes on the CPEC project as well and already supplies a vast majority of it's Natural Gas and Oil to it's neighbors already so choosing to be enemies is Stanistan will not be beneficial to them.
    On the other hand, Russia will be incentivized to be allied with Stanistan in fear of USA attempts to welcome it into NATO, having a huge impact on the geo-political strategy. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone by containing Russia and China in 1 swift move. Russia nd China will not accept this at all and Stanistan's rulers will have to make the decision to either Join NATO, Join Russia and China as allies or make it's own league with the Arab states, 2 examples we have are OIC and Arab League. Choosing the latter will give the new nation massive power in the world and secure it's World Power - or Super Power status instantly.
    India will 100% be an adversary but will be careful in it's approach as they too want to connect with central Asia and don't want to anger China since Stanistan and China will no doubt be allies. A 2 front force for India is a real threat and the last thing they need is 2 nuclear super powers aiming their guns at them.
    Coming to the point of the Shia and Sunni muslims in the region and the tussle with Iran.
    Pakistan today has absolutely no problem with both sects and both of them are living in harmony in the country. Iran's agenda and the Saudi Arabia's agenda have been foiled many times by Pakistani citizens.
    And with Saudi Arabia's dependence on Pakistan's military for it's defense and Iran's dependence on Pakistan for imports and secure borders, and the already established alliance of both countries, the possibility is there for complicated relations, but probably Iran and Stanistan will be allies.
    Overall, this nation will not be as unstable as you might think, since with good fortune, all states are in 1 border, unlike the Pakistan in 1947, which had West Pakistan and East Pakistan, resulting in difficulty in governance.
    And which huge natural resources, I doubt any of the neighboring countries will want bad relations.
    So this is my analysis.

    • @FreeBird3
      @FreeBird3 Год назад +11

      Makes sense.

    • @pranavkanttripathi2971
      @pranavkanttripathi2971 Год назад

      Considering that US is now out of Afghanistan Russia will definitely not like its former Soviet Comrades forming another coalition as Soviet Reunion is the Russian Wetdream.

    • @apex9806
      @apex9806 Год назад +3

      @@pranavkanttripathi2971 interesting you mention this. I suppose neutrality is also on the table.

    • @ch0c0late_sauce59
      @ch0c0late_sauce59 Год назад

      @Surah Kittington pakistan is literally one of the least racist countries in the world, search it up, while india is the most racist country in the entire world. soruce: washington post

    • @Melon-ALL-Free
      @Melon-ALL-Free Год назад

      Wow that's sound and I really like the probability of Stanistan have no need for alliance with NATO or Russia at all.

  • @eric9508
    @eric9508 2 года назад +2

    I really enjoy your videos and your subtle sense of humor. Thanks.

  • @spandexter1234
    @spandexter1234 4 года назад +1194

    Stanistan was founded.
    2 hours later, Stanistan has been copyrighted by Eminem and is expected to pay 1.6 billion.

    • @brmns
      @brmns 4 года назад +58

      Imagine copyrightstriking a country

    • @benstone241
      @benstone241 4 года назад +19

      Iceland supermarkets copystriking Iceland

    • @c.g.5580
      @c.g.5580 4 года назад +18

      ViktorB I guess Greece kinda did that with FYROM, just without the money

    • @user-vg1fu1xb5l
      @user-vg1fu1xb5l 4 года назад +9

      Imagine Turkey suing Turkey for copyright

    • @spandexter1234
      @spandexter1234 4 года назад +1

      Wow 900 likes

  • @Matrix_985
    @Matrix_985 4 года назад +1660

    Stanistan: **Exists**
    People named Stan: *"It's free real estate"*

  • @i9i7i5i3
    @i9i7i5i3 Год назад +20

    In Persian, apart from the 11 countries you mentioned ( 7 Stanistan + Mogholestan, Hindustan, Lahestan, Engelestan)
    the following countries also have similar names:
    Serbestan (Serbia)
    Majarestan (Hungary)
    Arabestan (Saudi Arabia)
    Armanestan (Armenia)
    Gorjestan (Georgia)
    Bulgarestan (Bulgaria)
    Also, there is some territory or province in other countries which ended with "stan" in Persian.
    As you say the word "stan" in Persian is equivalent to the prefix "land" so there are no restrictions on use.

  • @noahlipsky8169
    @noahlipsky8169 2 года назад +4

    I want to “Thank You” for making this video about a possible Stanistan.

  • @chloroclymor8388
    @chloroclymor8388 4 года назад +2164

    I guess audible doesn’t have any books about how to spell “Kazakhstan”

    • @drishtirastogi8535
      @drishtirastogi8535 4 года назад +80

      Seriously pal, I noticed that too.
      But ohkyy, we can overlook it as a mistake! :)

    • @helloworldx10
      @helloworldx10 4 года назад +58

      *KUZ-AA-KISS-TAAN* : that how we pronounce it in South Asia

    • @abeke5523
      @abeke5523 4 года назад +100

      Kyrgyzstan too

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu 4 года назад +8

      @@helloworldx10 he meant the spelling (how you write it).

    • @dake6844
      @dake6844 4 года назад +39

      Қазақстан Республикасы

  • @rendeer8822
    @rendeer8822 3 года назад +3624

    "Just because it ends in stan doesn't mean it wou-"
    " *STAN IS STAN* "

  • @brainquake4413
    @brainquake4413 2 года назад +8

    That Nuclear deterrant of Pakistan is alone enough to mitigate any prospect of being under attack from neigboring country lol

    • @TJSaw
      @TJSaw Месяц назад

      Didn’t stop US, India, Iran and Afghanistan from violating your sovereignty. The whole world knows Pakistan’s nuclear threat is a bluff. If you actually used a nuclear bomb in response to a conventional weapon, Pakistan would cease to exist. And the Pakistan military knows that too.

  • @bobfishhed9923
    @bobfishhed9923 2 года назад

    I was wondering about this 2 days ago and this video pop in my algorithm!

  • @alexlagoa9084
    @alexlagoa9084 2 года назад +3147

    K-Pop fans: We are the largest Stan army
    Stanistan: Hold my stan

  • @bhgtree
    @bhgtree 3 года назад +3998

    Title for their national anthem: 'We all Stan together."

    • @dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414
      @dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 3 года назад +158

      That literally means
      ''we all land together''

    • @sauronstillgood6804
      @sauronstillgood6804 3 года назад +73

      @@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 Stan sound like stand. It is not literal dude.

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 3 года назад +28

      @@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 not too far off either tbh

    • @tarshgambhir9935
      @tarshgambhir9935 3 года назад +15

      United we stan, out country, cuz it was a Wallace land

    • @sinaa.y4938
      @sinaa.y4938 3 года назад +7

      @@sauronstillgood6804 both actually generated from the same Indo-European word. Stan in Persian means the place a specific kind of people is. for example Tajikistan = where the Tajiks are or you can say where the Tajiks stand
      standing in Persian is Istadan

  • @user-ru8sq7zx7f
    @user-ru8sq7zx7f Год назад +35

    O'zbekiston has already started the construction of a railway through Afg'oniston to connect O'zbekiston with the ports of Pokiston. Thanks to the new project, goods from O'zbekiston will be able to get to the world ocean faster and cheaper.

    • @MilkyWayWasTaken
      @MilkyWayWasTaken Год назад +8

      Love from Pakistan🇵🇰💞🤝🇺🇿

    • @irishgigachad2347
      @irishgigachad2347 Год назад +3

      it's called the Trans-Afghan railway

    • @terryshi5620
      @terryshi5620 Год назад

      Wondering what gauge would the line be, 1520mm or 1676mm or standard-gauge?

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 Год назад +2

      I want to go to Uzbekistan someday and every other country that ends with stan

    • @aurangzeb1618
      @aurangzeb1618 8 месяцев назад

      @@MilkyWayWasTakenthe man just called your country Porkistan and your saying good luck?

  • @husanalikuvvatov3371
    @husanalikuvvatov3371 9 месяцев назад +3

    eminem my fans all are in america
    meanwhile stanistan: land of stans

  • @reversedinfinity6056
    @reversedinfinity6056 3 года назад +4473

    "We're gonna unite all of these countries and just see what happens"
    That does indeed sound very British

    • @bibekjha2312
      @bibekjha2312 3 года назад +30

      Haha😂🤣🤣

    • @saadamansayyed
      @saadamansayyed 3 года назад +91

      This is what a British politician would think in the early 1900s...

    • @cristobalpintocruz1524
      @cristobalpintocruz1524 3 года назад +10

      HAHHAHAHAA The best one

    • @ceooflettuce8768
      @ceooflettuce8768 3 года назад +108

      Indians and Pakistanis argue with each other so much but will become the bestest friends in the world when they hear the word "British" and I love that

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 3 года назад +3

      😆

  • @loco7971
    @loco7971 4 года назад +1405

    Stan - Eminem, would be their National Anthem

    • @YoshiFan335
      @YoshiFan335 4 года назад +62

      Its your biggest fan
      This is *stanistan*

    • @Sarcastic_darkstar
      @Sarcastic_darkstar 4 года назад +5

      I really thought he is gonna talk about being a fan. 😅😂

    • @SPEARHEADGLOBAL
      @SPEARHEADGLOBAL 4 года назад +10

      goddamit u stole my comment.,..lol

    • @v0rtex61
      @v0rtex61 4 года назад +6

      My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

    • @TAJMofficial
      @TAJMofficial 4 года назад +4

      @@v0rtex61 Morning rainclouds in my window and I can't see at all

  • @MynameisS_A
    @MynameisS_A 2 года назад +1

    That Game Of Thrones sponsorship on audible at the last was way too smooth!! Didn’t even see that coming 🙃

  • @HoLDoN4Sec
    @HoLDoN4Sec 2 года назад +8

    honestly i expected you to make a hint about how the USSR wanted to collect all of the "Stans" but encountered major civilian and Islamic resistance when they got to Afghanistan, so they never ended up reaching Pakistan

  • @connorconnor2421
    @connorconnor2421 3 года назад +1965

    This comment section is filled with people trying their best at stan up comedy

    • @fbi3881
      @fbi3881 3 года назад +42

      Holy fuck i just wanted to write a comment about your unfunny joke and then i realised what you did there. You deserve a like.

    • @morgzmomma9715
      @morgzmomma9715 3 года назад +7

      Good one

    • @daaadoooo
      @daaadoooo 3 года назад +3

      I see what you did here...

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 3 года назад +5

      Kk

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 3 года назад +3

      Who liked my stupid reply tho

  • @Amaan_Zargar
    @Amaan_Zargar 3 года назад +8155

    Possible name : United Stans of Asia (USA)

    • @salokhiddinmukhiddinov4921
      @salokhiddinmukhiddinov4921 3 года назад +185

      Hahaha lol 😆

    • @n124ac9
      @n124ac9 3 года назад +125

      69 likes

    • @mk-tt3up
      @mk-tt3up 3 года назад +362

      So now we will have 2 USA
      1. THE RESPECTED, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲
      2. UNITED STANS OF ASIA.. (NO FLAG)
      THINK OF USA GOING ON TO WAR WITH USA.....

    • @sudmuck
      @sudmuck 3 года назад +444

      @@mk-tt3up " This just in: the USA invades the USA to liberate the USA from its oppressive oil."

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 3 года назад +5

      hah

  • @bmarpit3942
    @bmarpit3942 2 года назад +19

    Although I am Indian but when I see pakistan would be greatest among other 'stan'
    I fell good

    • @eyeofsauron2812
      @eyeofsauron2812 Год назад

      Why?

    • @bmarpit3942
      @bmarpit3942 Год назад +5

      @@eyeofsauron2812 cause we have similar origin
      They speak language similar to ours
      They live in a culture very similar to that of ours

    • @eyeofsauron2812
      @eyeofsauron2812 Год назад

      @@bmarpit3942 Aren't Pakistan and India literally enemies?

    • @bmarpit3942
      @bmarpit3942 Год назад +2

      @@eyeofsauron2812 the politicians are
      Not the people

    • @eyeofsauron2812
      @eyeofsauron2812 Год назад

      @@bmarpit3942 Okay, what are the conficts about, border disputes?

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Год назад +7

    This video aged well too well for what online communities are becoming

  • @IceFire9yt
    @IceFire9yt 4 года назад +2612

    *Surrounded by Russia, China, India and Iran.*
    Stanistan: This is fine.

    • @hmjonwal457
      @hmjonwal457 4 года назад +200

      Actually india is also hindustan

    • @veenajohn7580
      @veenajohn7580 4 года назад +53

      That’s what he polish Lithuanian commonwealth said

    • @veenajohn7580
      @veenajohn7580 4 года назад +10

      meGAMING NOOB yea they say that in Hindi

    • @emie9858
      @emie9858 4 года назад +9

      Poland 2.0

    • @FlyingDwarfman
      @FlyingDwarfman 4 года назад +54

      @@hmjonwal457 The video noted how this is true in some languages and explicitly made the decision to only go by names as accepted in English.

  • @strikeone7803
    @strikeone7803 4 года назад +740

    RRL: What if every country ending in "stan" united?
    Me: *You would have a nation state that somehow makes Austria-Hungary in 1918 look stable in comparison*

    • @obi-wankenobi4097
      @obi-wankenobi4097 4 года назад +13

      Strike One, lol yeah

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 года назад +47

      XIXth century Ottoman Empire and 1990's Yugoslavia : Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary

    • @fehervari98
      @fehervari98 4 года назад +6

      Austria-Hungary was more or less stable in the first half of 1918 though. Shit hit the fan only after the failure at the Piave and the Entente breakthrough in Macedonia.

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 года назад

      @Deva Rafael
      More like... a Chechniyan or Indian.

    • @AHSANALI-tb3hs
      @AHSANALI-tb3hs 4 года назад

      @Deva Rafael but whom he would probably kill. There will be no monarchy and will it start a new World War.

  • @wessexfox5197
    @wessexfox5197 Год назад +2

    It does make a lovely map shape. Would act as the worlds greatest buffer state too.

  • @bigchunk1
    @bigchunk1 Год назад

    This man is always asking the important questions.

  • @joshuas3897
    @joshuas3897 4 года назад +1088

    RLL: Calls the country Stanistan
    Me: Thinks he's joking
    RLL: Continues to call it Statistan for the rest of the video

    • @amednbl
      @amednbl 4 года назад +26

      Republic of Stan sounds way better

    • @lateshpatil5307
      @lateshpatil5307 4 года назад +9

      @@amednbl stanistan means countries country

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 года назад +4

      Why else the sponsorship segway won't work, besides...quintilling down on a joke is kinda his thang.

    • @kiambo1601
      @kiambo1601 4 года назад +9

      @@lateshpatil5307 It's like Timor Leste.Which literally means East East

    • @lateshpatil5307
      @lateshpatil5307 4 года назад +3

      @@kiambo1601 idk that Timor meant east LoL

  • @tracyboychuk7734
    @tracyboychuk7734 4 года назад +2113

    2020 cant get any worse
    Stanistan: hey

    • @perturabo7825
      @perturabo7825 3 года назад +23

      You know what can someone just hit the red button and end it already?

    • @TheAdello
      @TheAdello 3 года назад +7

      Perturabo NOPE NO NOT FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION ITS EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE RED BUTTON

    • @humanscales1492
      @humanscales1492 3 года назад +3

      When the older comment that says the same thing is right below

    • @khajiitfemale1556
      @khajiitfemale1556 3 года назад +11

      How is that bad?

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 3 года назад

      @@khajiitfemale1556 one more competitor

  • @urokichinazesa
    @urokichinazesa 2 года назад

    Thanks for idea for my EU 4 run

  • @memedbengul4350
    @memedbengul4350 9 месяцев назад +2

    In Turkish there are many more -stans: Saudi Arabia, Armenia, Georgia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Mongolia, India, Eritrea ( i think), and maybe a few more.

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 4 года назад +1041

    They should adopt Eminem's "Stan" as their anthem.

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 4 года назад +509

    Doctor: I diagnose you with Austia-hungary sindrome, you have ten to live.
    Stanistan: ten what?
    Doctor: 9

  • @DaliDoneDusted4019
    @DaliDoneDusted4019 2 года назад +1

    Ok thank u for helping me understan

  • @muhammadmubeenkahlon4598
    @muhammadmubeenkahlon4598 2 года назад

    It is really a cool and fascinating concept.

    • @masroorfarooqui2673
      @masroorfarooqui2673 Год назад

      Stanistan
      Very nice idea
      If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 года назад +670

    “Stanistan is an abomination that should have never been born”
    Great Britain: "I see this as an absolute win!"

    • @JayRamahi3810
      @JayRamahi3810 4 года назад +4

      Heart of Iron RGF Great Britain would see that as a loss. What are you talking about?

    • @jym2r
      @jym2r 4 года назад +6

      Jay Ramahi it’s a meme

    • @boratsagdiyev1586
      @boratsagdiyev1586 4 года назад +4

      Like Israel right?!

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 4 года назад +1

      Je Moeder... well sorta... but they used Matilda 2s against modern soviet tanks and won

    • @boratsagdiyev1586
      @boratsagdiyev1586 4 года назад +2

      @@Commrade-DOGE i mean the gift of UK of Israel

  • @auritro3903
    @auritro3903 2 года назад +1827

    "The usa has 13k active duty soldiers."
    USA: Nah we outta here

    • @ashermoto123
      @ashermoto123 2 года назад +17

      Lol true

    • @carljhonson6593
      @carljhonson6593 2 года назад +29

      @@ashermoto123 get out

    • @cheeseburgerjackson624
      @cheeseburgerjackson624 2 года назад +44

      Taliban: same
      America: **leaves**
      Taliban: HA! SIKE

    • @Deadbass_
      @Deadbass_ 2 года назад +4

      This video aged well

    • @widespirit7648
      @widespirit7648 2 года назад +6

      @@cheeseburgerjackson624 I've heard from somewhere that the Talibani terrorists just disguised as civilians and then joined the Afghanistan Army and got proper training and the surrendered to the rest of the Talibani terrorists. This was all planned. Is it true?

  • @idioticmonkey
    @idioticmonkey 2 года назад +1

    If you included several of the Russian republics and provinces in Iran and Turkey, it would be uncomprehendably vast. But alas, those aren't really countries. Good video!

  • @GregAlloins
    @GregAlloins 2 года назад +3

    I like how I was always thinking about the countries that have Stan like Uzbekistan Pakistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan Aphganistan, like all I was thinking was Stan yet I was wondering if every country's with Stan United and it happened.. LIKE 1 YEAR AGO

  • @cardenasr.2898
    @cardenasr.2898 2 года назад +2404

    Imagine being an obsessive fan of this country, you'd be a Stan of Stanistan

    • @Tragedous
      @Tragedous 2 года назад +166

      And your name is Stan,
      Stan, Stan of Stanistan

    • @kpopae-7
      @kpopae-7 2 года назад +15

      @@Tragedous I'm done- 🤣

    • @ZeEllieIslandShow
      @ZeEllieIslandShow 2 года назад +27

      me who lives in pakistan :0

    • @kpopae-7
      @kpopae-7 2 года назад +5

      @@ZeEllieIslandShow greetings from ur bad neighbor😅

    • @nethaura4922
      @nethaura4922 2 года назад +22

      _Stanception_

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf 4 года назад +688

    Stanistan: Having civil wars and ethnic unrest
    Austria Hungary: *First time?*

    • @tanayraj2494
      @tanayraj2494 4 года назад +39

      Balkans: I am about to end this man's whole career.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 4 года назад +9

      Only if you unite people who don't want to unite, but against a threat that makes people overlook their differences it works fine as long as things don't get unequal, literally how every nation/empire formed from tribes, groups of people.

    • @Yadobler
      @Yadobler 4 года назад +19

      Stanistan: exists
      *boss music starts playing*
      India to Stanistan: You gon die
      Russia to Stanistan: You gon die
      Stanistan to Stanistan: You gon die

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 4 года назад +4

      @@tanayraj2494 Yugoslavia: *Hold my football*

    • @zeek9029
      @zeek9029 4 года назад +1

      @@tanayraj2494 overused meme

  • @THEGLASSMANSWORLD
    @THEGLASSMANSWORLD 10 месяцев назад

    This is interesting because I worked on a film production years ago which was under the name Stanistan but it never got picked up due to lack of funding.
    I wonder if that movie will ever come out?

  • @chadmappers5.2mviews54
    @chadmappers5.2mviews54 2 года назад +1

    This seems great, with no problems at all, LET'S DO IT.

  • @TheGreenPig321
    @TheGreenPig321 4 года назад +800

    “English is the only language I know”
    Kazachstan

  • @shaikhmohammad5280
    @shaikhmohammad5280 3 года назад +2282

    When you realise Stannistan is literally 7 of today's countries so Stannis can call it the 'Seven Kingdoms'

    • @edwardzhao3423
      @edwardzhao3423 3 года назад +21

      LMAO

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 года назад +39

      China: Don't do it.Just trust me don't do it. 😛

    • @shaikhmohammad5280
      @shaikhmohammad5280 3 года назад +64

      @@stevengreen9536 You know it's the right thing to do when China doesn't want you to.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 года назад +14

      @@shaikhmohammad5280 Depends on the situation.China has made some correct decisions every so often.😛

    • @saadamansayyed
      @saadamansayyed 3 года назад +6

      Saptistan in Urdu, but Saat Rajya will be okay too. Go ahead.

  • @nocontext5590
    @nocontext5590 Год назад +5

    *tea’s gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. Even if i could it’ll all be grey but the picture on wall, it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad*

    • @amirsalih2332
      @amirsalih2332 Год назад +1

      Part 9f this is the emoest of all emos

  • @renerpho
    @renerpho 2 года назад +5

    Most of the problems you mentioned could easily be solved. For example, the US could just leave Afghanistan; Pakistan being the only nuclear power within Stanistan could be mitigated by distributing nuclear weapons to the others; and all the border disputes would be null and void once the (now internal) border vanishes. You've created a true paradise.

    • @eclipse-vw9ye
      @eclipse-vw9ye Год назад

      Yes but the ethnic groups still won't accept each other and tear the country apart

    • @renerpho
      @renerpho Год назад

      @@eclipse-vw9ye In case you couldn't tell, my answer was not serious.

    • @MNHA-youtube
      @MNHA-youtube 3 месяца назад

      The us left afghanistan too

  • @EconomicsExplained
    @EconomicsExplained 4 года назад +3528

    I think this social isolation is starting to get to you mate

    • @udayrathod3786
      @udayrathod3786 4 года назад +219

      Please make a video on economy of Stanistan.

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller 4 года назад +25

      Dude it's great to see you here. I was just watching the Economics of UAE video and right here you are......

    • @samut9069
      @samut9069 3 года назад +8

      Bruh

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 года назад +1

      Lol ye

  • @kennyalvarado9565
    @kennyalvarado9565 4 года назад +860

    Fun fact: at no point in this video was “kazakhstan” spelled correctly

  • @LordSmallest
    @LordSmallest Год назад +1

    Land of Land sounds cool, might visit later

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Год назад +1

    I read the title as “what if every country ended in stan” and got confused when i didn’t see country’s ending with stan

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +4164

    So basically “Pakistan and friends”

    • @maqsoodhussain3444
      @maqsoodhussain3444 4 года назад +263

      Yes🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️❤️❤️

    • @fica1137
      @fica1137 4 года назад +151

      @@maqsoodhussain3444 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
      Edit: I am not even indian, just wanted to see the reactions

    • @maqsoodhussain3444
      @maqsoodhussain3444 4 года назад +101

      @@fica1137 😂😂

    • @maqsoodhussain3444
      @maqsoodhussain3444 4 года назад +157

      @@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

    • @maqsoodhussain3444
      @maqsoodhussain3444 4 года назад +139

      @@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

  • @greatwolf81
    @greatwolf81 4 года назад +4757

    Now lets make a country naming "Landaland" which includes
    England, Poland, Netherland, Finland, Scotland, GreenLand, IceLand, Switzerland Ireland, the Netherlands, Poland, Thailand, New Zealand, Somaliland, and Puntland...

    • @c.g.5580
      @c.g.5580 4 года назад +587

      Just imagine the borders

    • @oey3765
      @oey3765 4 года назад +754

      Welcome to LaLaland

    • @pia_mater
      @pia_mater 4 года назад +488

      U said Poland and The Netherlands twice

    • @Euzuner41
      @Euzuner41 4 года назад +219

      why iceLand and GreenLand have THİCC L

    • @lizstiscool5574
      @lizstiscool5574 4 года назад +63

      Rusland.

  • @purplemosasaurus5987
    @purplemosasaurus5987 Год назад +4

    There would be a huge communication gap between people from different cities as the cultures and languages of Punjab and Sindh in Pakistan are very similar to the cultures and languages of India. The rest of the -Stans will have difficulty in communicating with Pakistan and each other. Some of the other -Stan peoples will move into the cities of Pakistan because of its economy and will have to learn the Indo-Pak languages.

  • @Psionetics
    @Psionetics 2 года назад

    Finally, we get to the important stuff!

  • @charlescrocco7896
    @charlescrocco7896 4 года назад +434

    Stanistan’s official telegraph company: Westan Union

    • @jeffryesperanza3254
      @jeffryesperanza3254 4 года назад +11

      No......it must be eastan union
      Because they are in the east🤭

  • @The_hampster
    @The_hampster Год назад +2

    If this was an actual country it would be hardcore mode for every singleplayer/multiplayer country building game

  • @YourMajorAirplane
    @YourMajorAirplane Год назад +3

    Other stans: We are landlocked, but big.
    Pakistan: Let me introduce you something.

  • @erik-001-
    @erik-001- 4 года назад +375

    The national anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem

    • @pjkr123
      @pjkr123 4 года назад +2

      The only national anthem with rapping XD

    • @Refty
      @Refty 4 года назад +3

      I would support Stan Lee as the leader if he hadn't died.

    • @Otoczak_
      @Otoczak_ 4 года назад +5

      Imagine 100,000 soldiers at some ceremony screaming "Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin..."

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 4 года назад +1

      Don't tempt me...

    • @antbereishit
      @antbereishit 4 года назад +1

      @@Otoczak_ I'm at the work, you caused me loud laught in the middle of quiet room, now everybody is looking at me . Thanks.

  • @spandexter1234
    @spandexter1234 4 года назад +433

    Their national anthem would be Stan by Eminem.
    Everybody in the world would know the lyrics

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 4 года назад +13

      spandexter 123 Imagine if an Olympic athlete won gold from there and by rule the gold medalist’s nation’s anthem has to be played. That would be one interesting medal ceremony.

    • @spandexter1234
      @spandexter1234 4 года назад +17

      @@ranelgallardo7031 imagine if Eminem copyrighted the entire country

    • @cancangara1453
      @cancangara1453 4 года назад

      No i dont

    • @gamerboi8930
      @gamerboi8930 Год назад

      Dear slim I wrote you a message you ain't answering

  • @bstuna13
    @bstuna13 2 года назад +2

    Can you do an a video of just Afghanistan and Pakistan uniting?

  • @rahulbhardwaj9130
    @rahulbhardwaj9130 Год назад

    Never thought like that but it makes sense.
    Next video how to reshape countries based on Ethnic groups.

  • @VKK-cr1uk
    @VKK-cr1uk 4 года назад +371

    More like: The United Stans of Asia
    U.S.A: what that's illegal
    RLL: Stan is Stan

    • @therealronniej
      @therealronniej 4 года назад +5

      Lol 😂

    • @alilabeebalkoka
      @alilabeebalkoka 4 года назад +13

      That is a better name that Stanistan

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 4 года назад +10

      There’s a bunch of countries that have “United” in the name. Mexico’s real name, for instance, is the United Mexican States.

    • @sadafrazzak8253
      @sadafrazzak8253 4 года назад +1

      Ali Labeeb Alkoka yeah lmao

    • @rollog1248
      @rollog1248 4 года назад +1

      Stan Smith

  • @michaelbaker9347
    @michaelbaker9347 4 года назад +669

    This sounds like a group project in high school where Pakistan is the person who does all the work

  • @Autistic_Changeling
    @Autistic_Changeling 2 года назад +2

    The more I learn about the rest of the world, the more appreciative I am that I live in a country that is surrounded by a several thousand mile moat and is friendly with the two countries we boarder.

  • @redictat3
    @redictat3 2 года назад

    Can you do a video where each continent unites?

  • @conlia
    @conlia 4 года назад +92

    "After unification,it would become immediately apparent that Stanistan would be an _abomination that _*_never should have been born._* "
    that went from zero to 100 really quick

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 4 года назад +3

      But not as quick as the Great Stanistani War would break out.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 года назад +1

      But I wonder how he got the recording of what the doctor said when I was born though

  • @alexlagoa9084
    @alexlagoa9084 Год назад

    I literally got an Audible ad right before this video

  • @masroorfarooqui2673
    @masroorfarooqui2673 Год назад

    Very nice idea
    If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.

  • @gamingx7574
    @gamingx7574 4 года назад +261

    Teacher:What are you laughing at?
    Me:Nothing
    My mind:Stanistan

  • @elliotbull7924
    @elliotbull7924 4 года назад +1128

    Drinking game:
    Have a shot every time he says stan
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @thekub32
      @thekub32 4 года назад +48

      That's how you get alcohol poisoning.

    • @466chalk
      @466chalk 4 года назад +11

      Take a shot of an energy drink every time he says stan, to make it really interesting.

    • @Tabukium
      @Tabukium 4 года назад +5

      I was drinking coke while watching this....

    • @cdemr
      @cdemr 4 года назад +2

      Dying game*

    • @kavenl7734
      @kavenl7734 4 года назад +2

      yo ei did et im ginna driv to mac daawnolds

  • @raider_productions2646
    @raider_productions2646 2 года назад

    basically it would be a lot like austria hungary with all the different ethnicities and all of the people wanting power and it would just take a wrong breath and they would collapse in some way ex : civil war , countries breaking free or getting invaded by another country who then releases all of the stans so basically in retrospect this country would not work. AND the pakistani indian war would be going on so that would be a quite weird thing to deal with so it just would not work out at all.

  • @drawingcrabs7046
    @drawingcrabs7046 Год назад

    Best video ever

  • @djcsavato100
    @djcsavato100 4 года назад +428

    Stanistan would be populated by stans.
    Their anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem feat. Dido.
    The most dominant buildings would be apartments/housing (check Serbian translation of stan).
    Their police will not have bullets in their firearms, they just set it to stun.
    Stannis might be their leader but when you hear the Megalovania theme, that means their overlord Stans is coming.

    • @Hollywood2021
      @Hollywood2021 4 года назад +15

      Their flag would also be a drawing of Stan Marsh

    • @eashansaju8106
      @eashansaju8106 4 года назад +1

      every Stani will have Stan(d)s

    • @m2coy
      @m2coy 4 года назад

      they all go that what university?

    • @liam-man7265
      @liam-man7265 4 года назад +1

      Somehow setting that Eminem song as the national anthem for Stanistan seems so accurate. Not just the name of the song but the lyrics as well...

    • @udayrathod3786
      @udayrathod3786 4 года назад +1

      Stan is hindi means boobs

  • @dhroovanott7576
    @dhroovanott7576 4 года назад +516

    Real life lore: kazachstan
    Kazakhstan: am I a joke to you

  • @BIazy
    @BIazy 2 года назад

    This video gave me the urge to listen to Stan

  • @eneko6790
    @eneko6790 2 года назад +1

    Now that's an outSTANding move

  • @blueberries1082
    @blueberries1082 3 года назад +1630

    "Stanistan" has the same energy as westerners saying "chai tea" and "naan bread" LOL!

    • @xanshen9011
      @xanshen9011 3 года назад +133

      Or sahara desert

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 3 года назад +9

      How is “naan” pronounced then?

    • @xanshen9011
      @xanshen9011 3 года назад +50

      @@DarwinskiYT Naan.

    • @eldamelouisemonter1937
      @eldamelouisemonter1937 3 года назад +17

      Timor Leste says hi LOL

    • @notleader8128
      @notleader8128 3 года назад +21

      @@DarwinskiYT the 'a's in "naan" are pronounced the same way as in "car"

  • @idkmyname7211
    @idkmyname7211 3 года назад +1474

    England in Persian be like:
    E N G E L E S T A N

    • @MadDragonify
      @MadDragonify 3 года назад +66

      Well England was something like Angleland in Old English anyway

    • @techmantechmanbyhachi
      @techmantechmanbyhachi 3 года назад +77

      We also called englistan in Urdu pakistan 😁😁😁

    • @endeavour2083
      @endeavour2083 3 года назад +26

      @@techmantechmanbyhachi also in hindi bro

    • @adityashankar5723
      @adityashankar5723 3 года назад +11

      @@endeavour2083 no it's "inglistan" is actually an urdu word. The hindi word for british is "Aangladesi" "आङ्लदेशि" or "angrez".

    • @Desi.Superman
      @Desi.Superman 3 года назад +18

      @@adityashankar5723 urdu was originated in avadh ( now uttarpradesh, india)

  • @airandkaks6180
    @airandkaks6180 Год назад +1

    Fun fact: stan literally refers to place of living or land in hindi and arabic languages , the worda before then are usually there to tell about the countries themselves and their culture. For example:- hindustan literally meas the land if hindus . The term was coined when only hindus lived in india and hence wasn't chosen as a national name of india , but a synonym as today , our country is a storehouse of cultural and ethic variations

  • @_AaronT
    @_AaronT 8 месяцев назад

    Always wondered what the background music is of this video, it’s a tune

  • @shashank20029999
    @shashank20029999 4 года назад +526

    Meanwhile Stannis Baratheon:
    One true king of StAnIsTaN

  • @benwx4755
    @benwx4755 3 года назад +1071

    Stanistan is like playing Civ and playing on the highest difficulty

    • @fazeel777
      @fazeel777 3 года назад +23

      Believe me bro we live life here at hard mode.

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 3 года назад +7

      I think you mean deity difficulty

    • @Erick-zn1dn
      @Erick-zn1dn 3 года назад

      Civ? Which game is that

    • @matissebilling2245
      @matissebilling2245 3 года назад +12

      @@Erick-zn1dn civilization

    • @Nickthebrick8
      @Nickthebrick8 3 года назад +1

      It's like playing the tribal stage in spore on hard mode,

  • @stdmpa
    @stdmpa Год назад +1

    What the hell did I just watch... Hilarious xD

  • @minty7061
    @minty7061 Год назад +7

    Just a brief highlight that Kazakhstan was spelled incorrectly, but I’m not judging for sure, such an informative and great video :)

    • @ramipluff367
      @ramipluff367 Год назад +2

      OMG YES! i scrolled for so long to find this comment, it’s so annoying that people can’t even write country’s name right >:(

    • @thepolishball3968
      @thepolishball3968 Год назад

      Me to

  • @nytrex_yt7417
    @nytrex_yt7417 4 года назад +293

    Stanistan: Means land of land
    *every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes, together we can stop this*

    • @Xedron
      @Xedron 4 года назад +15

      *Hmm, yes floor here is made out of floor*

    • @umerhamza875
      @umerhamza875 4 года назад +7

      Yes I watched a 2 hour movie in 2 hours beat that

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 года назад +6

      Yes we think logically to do logical things

    • @aadityaphadnis8399
      @aadityaphadnis8399 4 года назад +5

      Stan is just a prefix for land. So that doesn't even make sense. You can't just combine two prefix

    • @cannedtuna6114
      @cannedtuna6114 4 года назад +4

      @@Xedron I chewed gum with my teeth top that noob.

  • @thedavidj1996
    @thedavidj1996 4 года назад +431

    *colonial Britain has entered the chat*
    “guys don’t worry I’m great at drawing lines on a map. I got this”

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 года назад +1

      Stan.

    • @shane4613
      @shane4613 4 года назад +3

      Plamen Stoev instructions unclear. Took control of Guatemala.

    • @thedstorm8922
      @thedstorm8922 4 года назад

      Everyone: Pls no

    • @epic7824
      @epic7824 4 года назад

      Stalinstan

    • @Hollywood2021
      @Hollywood2021 4 года назад

      They would have done a lot better of a job than Stalin. He screwed the Stan's intentionally, especially Kyrgyzstan

  • @popolocaba
    @popolocaba 2 года назад +1

    "My favorite video is the one about the man. The man from Stanistan."

  • @geordiejones5618
    @geordiejones5618 Год назад

    That area has been a country a few times including right after Alexander (Greco Bactrians) and under Timur.

  • @agsuko2041
    @agsuko2041 2 года назад +1106

    "The United States occupies Afghanistan..."
    Well about that

    • @deadman9323
      @deadman9323 2 года назад +52

      We don't talk about it anymore

    • @Mohab7274
      @Mohab7274 2 года назад +33

      @@deadman9323 No, I think he meant that the US forces there are already leaving now

    • @porcelynne2283
      @porcelynne2283 2 года назад +2

      Finally.. after decades

    • @crayonbouzu8578
      @crayonbouzu8578 2 года назад

      Ahhhhhhh......

    • @SilverShadow12339
      @SilverShadow12339 2 года назад

      @@Mohab7274 We will never fully leave and still have many military bases and navel fleets deployed in the area.

  • @SoloSin335
    @SoloSin335 4 года назад +194

    Now stand for the national anthem of Stanistan:
    Stanistan greatest country in the world
    All other countries are run by little girls...

    • @clockatiel_165
      @clockatiel_165 4 года назад +1

      Stanistan, Stanistan! Youuu very nice place..

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 4 года назад

      @@clockatiel_165 from southern plains of tarashek to northern fence of jewtown

    • @Eatyurhelmet
      @Eatyurhelmet 4 года назад

      please remind me from where that is from

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 4 года назад

      @@Eatyurhelmet borat