Some idiots watch the news everyday. I get my undisputed facts and the important life story's straight from the source. STRAIGHT FROM THE DAWG !!!! ... \m/
Yeah, the best source of information is the FAKE NEWS of the DumboDawg who loves Estrogen-filled Enthroned but calls Horna “background” after hearing one song from THERE high testosterone catalog
At least you die instantly upon impact after falling off a building. A building falling on you might break your bones but trap you until you succumb to your injuries or dehydrate till death. I pick an short death over a potentially long suffering before death.
I grew up on korn and slipknot but I related to korn more because of Jonathan Davis lyrics about abused and being bullied. I miss the golden days of the 90s compared to now it was better back then
I bet everyone really thinks you’re scary in your little country town What , with your black T shirts with scary Norwegian scribbles all over it Ewwwwww scary guy hahahahaha
You know that sounds similar in premise to the short-lived/failed show "To Catch A Distributor". You may very well have a theft of (un)intellectual property lawsuit from it's producer _megatedassaultituary_ thrown your way sometime soon. Then again that chump likely doesn't even have the funds to wage a lawsuit so I wouldn't about it bruh.
WW2 Trivia Moment: Panzer tank crews had a nick name for the American-made Sherman tank, they called them "Zippo's". Which is also a famous brand of cigarette lighter and their slogan is "Always lights on the first strike". Coincidence? Not at all.👌🏻
@@Aussie100-hj2jm Bruh you ought to tell the same thing (word for word) to Dawg himself, it'd likely cause a hilarious reaction from him!!! I dare you - there may even be some Kvlt-Points in it for you if you do.
IF J Dawg Jr starred in an episode of To catch a Distributor, would he be considered a late to the game second generation boozo compared to da og ruff and tuff icon Suecydal G, or will they embrace a trve unsafe kvlt classic, solidifying Dawg's father figure status among the tuffest? Now that's a tough one devils, being faced with moral dilemma represents 666 go getter lifestyle for daaaays
@@chrishansenbrah Nothin' doin' bruh, nothin' doin'. The seat yer offerin' is a seat for posers and/or noobs and I'm neither. That's a chair for YOU, because you have a *sissy-ass* _Stryper_ cassette in the glove-box of your car, but only you're too embarrassed/ashamed to tell anybody about it and you only break it out as a guilty pleasure when your driving alone. Poooooooooooooooooooser! \m/
Just out of curiosity, who'd be the host of "To Catch A Distributor"?🤔 The obvious choice would be none other than Death Metal Dave himself, obviously. I mean, com'on right. However, since the shows producer (megatedassaultituary) is a pooooser with "no pull" Dave won't even bother to take his call. lol
@@Riky_Jones Exactly, Claude Rains was beyond perfect in that role (other than Bride of Frankenstein it's James Whale's best film). The Invisible Man Returns is a horribly under-rated movie - with an amazing (Hans J. Salter/Frank Skinner) score.
Aantar was also in a Maryland Band called Horror of Horrors. I first saw them when they opened for the Cannibal, Cynic, Sinister tour (maybe ‘94). The Sounds of Erie record is pretty good but they were even better live.
People get to Butthurt these days when someone dislikes a band they like. Shit is tired, Brah Brah. I like Korn and Slipknot. And don't give a fuckskies what anyone says! Stay safe Devils!
My friend wanted to see a metal concert so i took her to Cannibal with Archenemy, Krisiun, and Diabolic. She hadn't even heard death metal before but she immediately sussed out that Krisiun is insane fast and that Diabolic is second tier. No disrespect, just saying that was well known when Dawg was a pup.
Sounds underground as fuck brah brah. I would say the probability of having HHR selling your shit is the same as having a paidski answered by the dawg.
I'll could never get into korn. I had friends who listened to nu metal and Icp, but I grew up playing guitar and listening to classic rock so I was drawn to older thrash and death metal when nu metal was new, because the lack of riffs and solos made it hard to stimulate my teenage brainski Blind is a pretty cool song. Got the life has banger production and the unplugged rendition is interesting.
Prediction: "To Catch A Distributor" won't 'jive" with the audience and gets canceled after the 3rd episode and in it's time-slot they'll start running old re-runs of That Metal Show. (You FORGET just who possesses Metal Mickey's Magical Picture Disc, I & I alone speak to the Gods ov Metal)
Good news? Hey Rick, have you ever seen The Bat (1926) directed by Roland West? That was a "lost film" for decades, but sometime in the late 80's a print was found, possibly the last in existence. 👉🏻👉🏻Getting to the point, a fundraiser has been set up to restore it and put it out on blu-ray and it looks as if the goal amount has already been met. They want it released by Halloween, so keep an eye out for that. Or is that a movie you're not into? It's probably my favorite silent film, except for maybe Nosferatu.
@@Riky_Jones Fuckin' A! Perhaps the best-paced of all the silent classics. Could be here as early as August, the same month as the new Nile and Deceased \m/
Let's just hope this upcoming blu-ray is night and day difference to budget release but out years ago by Alpha video. What do you think of the corn-ball sci-fi classic ROBOT MONTSER (1953)? It was released on blu-ray last year, it looks fuckin' great.
From the 1st time I heard Angelcorpse or really anything Gene has been apart of, did not hear this MA influence i've read in many comments. Maybe its me, but I don't hear that at all. Just sounds like Angelcorpse or Perdition Temple to me.
Funny how the Dawg mentions at times how slow/shitty other distros are and then brings up a Necroharmonic release. Order something from them if you have a waiting fetish.
Well it's about that time to head on over to Dave's place for Shark Week, it's gonna be another wild all-night kegger extravaganza! LIVIN' LARRRRGE!🦈🦈🍻🍻
haha shark week is a slang term for when a chick is on the rag,i did catch and eat a shark when i lived in florida i was 25 miles out on the panhandle and landshark beer i tried why the hell is it so expensive it taste like shitty cheap beer haha
@@GhoulishDave LOL I just finished writing up my over-the-top hype talk for night 2 of Shark Week, this ones gonna be hard to top. It's an ⚡⚡electric account!⚡⚡ Yeah, I mean really Landshark's such mid-beer, at best. I'm more down for: Heineken, Corona, Guinness, Anchor Steam (RIP), Old Speckled Hen, Asahi, Modelo, Two-Hearted Ale and the like. I got half a 4-pack left of Guinness Foreign Extra right now.🍻 Recently I've been perfecting my sugar-free Grog and Dark n' Storm recipes. Are you much for rum drinks? I can't get enough of em'. BLOOD IN THE WATER! Aren't you glad you don't have to worry about a bloody snatch aka "shark week" ? I have a theory that these lady scuba divers most likely schedule their trips around their menstrual cycles, to lessen the chance of becoming shark bait. Seems logical, right? Shark Week night #3 coming up tomorrow be there bruh! \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 im not much of a rum drinker just beer but most of those brews you mentioned i like except modelo,corona and ive never had asahi but i love sapporo and guinness is my favorite stout i miss the old heineken bottles and cans i hate the star logo they put on the cans and bottles and i miss the stubb nose bottles haha
@@GhoulishDave Heineken in the stubb-nose bottle...yeah it's been awhile since they made the switch. But I do remember those days, fortunately the brew still tastes the same. My all-time fav. ASAHI "super dry" is a bit of a strange duck...as long as it's ice fuckin' cold and poured into a glass it's likely the most refreshing beer in existence. However, from personal experience, if you knock it down straight out of the bottle it's remarkably average. PS - Are you ready for night 3 of SHARK WEEK!?!?!🦈🦈🦈🦈🍻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yeah i love heineken too and as far as asahi for that price thats too expensive to go through that to enjoy it ill stick with pbr haha and fuck yeah shark night 3 my place 420 tv and a keg of pbr
Hey did you guys catch the first night of Shark Week!? What was you favorite new premiere?! Mine and Death Metal Dave's was _MAKOZILLA!_ No doubt about it! Holy fuck! It was _FUCKING_ _AWESOME!!_ Shark Week doesn't get anymore badass than _that!_ _JAWS_ _VS_ _LEVIATHAN_ was super fuckin' rad as well! I tell yah Dave sure knows how to throw a KILLER house party!! It was fuckin' _elllllectric_ last night! Man that was the BEST KEGGER EVER! Shit man I can't wait for night two! And Dave totally wasn't fuckin' around when he said all the sharks look bigger and badder at his place on his 420 inch flat-screen! Damn it I'm hyped! It's gonna take a _Megalodonic_ effort to top the first night!! Shark Week 2024's off to a fuckin' kiiiiillller start damn it!!!! Next time the fish sticks are on me Dave!🦈🦈💪🏻
I dont care what a total stranger says of music; this isn't quite the same as some guy on the street in a video game shirt. Not many people have ever even heard of what we listen to.
@@dinkins335Greetings Dink, let me give you a tip on how to increase your status as a Metal Nerd (via Nerd-Points). I, the Distributor cordially invites you to check out the band VOMITOR (no, NOT Vomitory), this is a one-man band, who specialize in instrumental Metalized Nintendo covers. Mostly vintage 8-bit material. Vomitor is without doubt the most virtuosic of all the Nintendo Metallers out there, it is next-level playing. They have rock-solid 4 albums to their name. It's a fact, ANYTIME you mix Nintendo and Metal the result is some serious nerd shit - and Vomitor is absolutely no exception. \m/🎵🎵🎵🎵🍻
The first four records and Quintessence are all amazing. Supreme Immortal Art's production is so weird your mileage may vary. They came back after Quintessence as a very different proggy black metal thing I don't get into.
Nattens madrigal is maybe the best Norwegian black metal album not made by Mayhem, Darkthrone or Emperor. Enthroned is solid but they could never write an album like Ulver did.
I dread that Dawg's show next year is set for financial disaster, according to yesterdays vid "312 tickets at 55 dollars per" that totals up to $17,160. However he DM'd me yesterday and said "the shows gonna cost more than 17K btw".🤷🏻♂ And wasn't he bragging about being able to calculate change in his head while working the register at Mickey D's just a few vids back???🤔
We better hope it goes over well tbh I think he’s dug a pretty deep hole but he basically allows the fans to pick bands we’re interested in seeing which is pretty damn rare
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 well if you take the time from their first demo in 83 to their last release in 07 (if you count the split) thats 24 years brah brah and it’s 2024 so time for the comeback announcement any day now brotown
@@PlutoTheGod Woooooaahhhhhh.....it's almost as if you have Metal Mickey's Magical Picture Disc! But I stole it from him! Is it possible there's more than one of them?????
Dude, what the fuck? Abigor is so raw and experimental, Channeling the Quintessence of Satan, Supreme Immortal Art, extremely different albums, as KVLT as it gets, brah. Go check them out again. Might have picked a worse album, as all of them are different. If you can't recognize the songs apart, it's on you
Slipknot just found the more efficient way to look as gay on stage as King Diamond by wearing masks instead of painting that homosexual all over themselves.
@@blurplebear8573 Oh, I never thought Slipknot's look was "Straight" , that one Pinocchio-nosed dude in the band along with that Clown dude are proof of that
J definitely wrong about thinking korn and slipknot fans don’t like metal Im a korn and knot fan and I listen to deathgrind and death metal and grind and goregrind and some deathcore
If you consider Korn, Slipknot & deathcore metal, then you are a poser. If you admit that crap is not metal, you just listen to some shitty wigger rock/core.
Yes, we know Dumbo. Chasey Girl is the CEO of Hells and you are the Bubblewrapper-in-chief, stock boy, and Microwave magician and now a You Tubist. That’s the Go Getter in you, brotown!
So what did you think of Shark Week, bruh? 🦈🦈 Bet you wish yah coulda been at Death Metal Dave's house party last night, the place was rockin'! It's just that Dave thinks yer a pooooooooser and that's a real shame, you coulda seen it all on his 420 inch flat screen!
@@Poser_Metal_Records Shit, Hall's such a pooooooser at this point he's got more poser bands on _his_ label than you do, and fuckin' hell you're POSER Metal Productions!!! Amirite!?🤘🏻
Corn with a "C" sends Korn home on a STREEEEEEEEEEETCHER brah brah.
Glorious title, only dawg can think these up
the Dawg is a goddamn legend!
@@lopolik If he had learned to proof read, he could have gotten a job in journalism
@@Cozyn3z lol good point.
No matter how many times I hear wats corn the long way. It’s still funny
Some idiots watch the news everyday. I get my undisputed facts and the important life story's straight from the source. STRAIGHT FROM THE DAWG !!!! ... \m/
damn right! \m/
Best source brah brah
Yeah, the best source of information is the FAKE NEWS of the DumboDawg who loves Estrogen-filled Enthroned but calls Horna “background” after hearing one song from THERE high testosterone catalog
@@justinhorval8491 News from the Dawg are the only ones that matter, I am like you I don't even wanna know who is the president, I couldn't care less.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69Here is a hurt feelings report that you can fill out.
Eating corn the long way is diabolical
...Conquest...
That’s why you can’t stop
✋ I guarantee you shuck corn 🌽 and 😢feel horrible about it 😂
@@Aussie100-hj2jm made zero sense
@@SuicidalGrind spam
I love spam
The first time I ever heard Ulver's Bergtatt in 2013, I was so hooked. Probably listened to songs from that album every day there for a bit
Same but for nattens madrigal
Yeah cause it's fuckin good
Based.
Lol of course The Dumbo doesn’t respect Horna, Abigor and Ulver and picks the cringe band Enthroned
Had to listen to Saastainen kaste a couple times after seeing this comment. Can never just listen to that track once
Dawg would you rather fall off a building or have a building fall on you?
But what if the Dawg fell into a building??
At least you die instantly upon impact after falling off a building. A building falling on you might break your bones but trap you until you succumb to your injuries or dehydrate till death. I pick an short death over a potentially long suffering before death.
These are the questions that the people want answered
I grew up on korn and slipknot but I related to korn more because of Jonathan Davis lyrics about abused and being bullied. I miss the golden days of the 90s compared to now it was better back then
Slipknot heads hate taylor swift but listen to unforgiven by metallica
Preach brah brah. Taylor swift 1989 sends any slipknot record home on a STREEEECHER!
I bet everyone really thinks you’re scary in your little country town
What , with your black T shirts with scary Norwegian scribbles all over it
Ewwwwww scary guy hahahahaha
That’s good song but Metallica fight fire with fight so the best
Difference between slipknot and swift is only the type of Taylorof!
Besides Corey or Swift, it’s just a Taylor of a different flavor 🤮
Wow, that was so funny that I forgot to laugh 🗿
Good morning J-Dawg.
Good morning Devils.
Sup Devil!
To eat corn on the cob the looooong way is so metal
The idea of 15 year old dawg seeing a slipknot T shirt and going into the same POSSSERRRR rant he does today is hilarious
Not really, because of the obvious reason
You know that sounds similar in premise to the short-lived/failed show "To Catch A Distributor". You may very well have a theft of (un)intellectual property lawsuit from it's producer _megatedassaultituary_ thrown your way sometime soon. Then again that chump likely doesn't even have the funds to wage a lawsuit so I wouldn't about it bruh.
J-Dawg was 15 years old around 1999, 2000 when the Slipknot self titled debut album dropped? I just can't imagine him ever being a teenager
@@TimmyTurner421 he is still a teenager, foo - he has skipped Brainday every day for almost 25 Yeeeears.
@@TimmyTurner421 of course Timbo Tooter is too much of a simp to have an authentic take
Another day of wiping the sleepies from my eyes and breakfast with the DAWG
panzer division is some dark and evil toughness brah brah
random horse: *nuzzles me*
me: haha easy now
WW2 Trivia Moment: Panzer tank crews had a nick name for the American-made Sherman tank, they called them "Zippo's".
Which is also a famous brand of cigarette lighter and their slogan is "Always lights on the first strike". Coincidence? Not at all.👌🏻
Panzy division are about as hard as joy division
😂🎉 this whole comments is one step away from the blue oyster bar , leather police cap mandatory
@@Aussie100-hj2jm Bruh you ought to tell the same thing (word for word) to Dawg himself, it'd likely cause a hilarious reaction from him!!! I dare you - there may even be some Kvlt-Points in it for you if you do.
😂😂😂
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I did
IF J Dawg Jr starred in an episode of To catch a Distributor, would he be considered a late to the game second generation boozo compared to da og ruff and tuff icon Suecydal G, or will they embrace a trve unsafe kvlt classic, solidifying Dawg's father figure status among the tuffest? Now that's a tough one devils, being faced with moral dilemma represents 666 go getter lifestyle for daaaays
😂Guess what, there is no J-Dawg Jr, but he has a step-son who hates Metal.....glad to know I could give you some "perspective" bruh.👍🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Take a seat..take a seat right here🪑
@@chrishansenbrah Nothin' doin' bruh, nothin' doin'. The seat yer offerin' is a seat for posers and/or noobs and I'm neither.
That's a chair for YOU, because you have a *sissy-ass* _Stryper_ cassette in the glove-box of your car, but only you're too embarrassed/ashamed to tell anybody about it and you only break it out as a guilty pleasure when your driving alone. Poooooooooooooooooooser! \m/
Just out of curiosity, who'd be the host of "To Catch A Distributor"?🤔
The obvious choice would be none other than Death Metal Dave himself, obviously. I mean, com'on right.
However, since the shows producer (megatedassaultituary) is a pooooser with "no pull" Dave won't even bother to take his call. lol
😂😂😂
8:33 Supporting new bands keeps the scene alive dangit!
“Layna” 😂 cmon Dawg! Layna Del Ray?
Who?
The Dawg invented Bootlegs
13:15 Horna sends Enthroned's whole disco home to the morgue bruh bruh
Abigor shouldn’t even be in the same sentence as enthroned
Envaatnags Elfos Solf Esgantaavne is one of the greatest Black Metal albums of all time. Pagan Fears owns it of course.
I appreciate Pagan Fears being civil. Dude was ruthless as a troll lol!
@@robertg305 pagan fears is civil when he agrees with you, if not than it'll be more of a mess than a rabid chimpanzee in a laboratory bro 😁
@@elpeladorobles5013 exactly!
Never got into Mortician. It was a wall of muddy noise to me.
You hate death metal
FILM BATTLE / Vintage Edition: The Invisible Man (1933) Vs. The Invisible Man Returns (1940)
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 the original though I want to pick the second just because it’s so under appreciated. Good ones!
@@Riky_Jones Exactly, Claude Rains was beyond perfect in that role (other than Bride of Frankenstein it's James Whale's best film). The Invisible Man Returns is a horribly under-rated movie - with an amazing (Hans J. Salter/Frank Skinner) score.
Interview Crypta !
What's more metal these days than woke cuckold coward ideology?! 🤘🤣🤣🤣
Aantar was also in a Maryland Band called Horror of Horrors. I first saw them when they opened for the Cannibal, Cynic, Sinister tour (maybe ‘94). The Sounds of Erie record is pretty good but they were even better live.
*It is kinda scrumptious not gonna lie*
People get to Butthurt these days when someone dislikes a band they like. Shit is tired, Brah Brah. I like Korn and Slipknot. And don't give a fuckskies what anyone says! Stay safe Devils!
I like corn on the cob, on the grill. It’s really good like that
NO KETCHUP ON THE HOT DOG!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
clint eastwood says it best!!!only whimps and kids put ketchup on hotdogs
@@GhoulishDave EXACTLY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend wanted to see a metal concert so i took her to Cannibal with Archenemy, Krisiun, and Diabolic. She hadn't even heard death metal before but she immediately sussed out that Krisiun is insane fast and that Diabolic is second tier. No disrespect, just saying that was well known when Dawg was a pup.
Everything Gene touches is gold. Phenomenal guitarist
i agree everyband hes been in is top notch
Mmmhmm we all know those wigs who like the knot can’t handle toughness
Yeah those g a f clown masks are no match for the ummm face paint b & d outfits 😂
ironic being that a lot of them try to be "gangsta" lol
Classic Dawg saying and video title! 👏
Lee from Monstrosity produced City Of The Dead
Such originality in their concept
Love em
Evil Army Underrated
Funniest video title ever!
Yo sponge, if I record a black metal record in my shed with nothing but an old amp & a microphone would you sell it brah brah?
I'd buy a copy hahaha!
@@robertg305 mmmhmm finally someone who understands real black metal 🤘
Sounds underground as fuck brah brah. I would say the probability of having HHR selling your shit is the same as having a paidski answered by the dawg.
Depends on what microphone. Record it onto a wax cylinder and he might
Soup Devils
Savage Master and Haunt are on tour.
My band is direct support for their Brooklyn show in August.
Do you get paid in cash money ? Or do they let you lugg their shit and buy them drinks ?
@@Aussie100-hj2jm we mostly make whatever we sell in merch plus sometimes a piece of the door
@@Aussie100-hj2jm whatever is made goes back into the band usually..
We have jobs
We’re nobodies😂
@@FitBeastNY666 yeah I know bro
Just taking the pish
Go hard ☝️
@@FitBeastNY666 ummm no
You’re living the dream
It doesn’t get any better.
Don’t forget to stop and smell the roses.
12:46 Just when you think he can't come up with a stupider answer.
Mausoleum of the unholy Ghost is BADASS. You should give it another chance.
BLOOD UPON THE ALTAR
🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
SlipKnot and KoRn. Finally talkin bout da real shiet again. Scenester Kid owns it of course 🤘🏾
I was in middle school when Follow The Leader came out, I was a fanatical lol
@@robertg305i liked the albums "issues" and "the subliminal verses" 🤫🫢
I'll could never get into korn. I had friends who listened to nu metal and Icp, but I grew up playing guitar and listening to classic rock so I was drawn to older thrash and death metal when nu metal was new, because the lack of riffs and solos made it hard to stimulate my teenage brainski
Blind is a pretty cool song. Got the life has banger production and the unplugged rendition is interesting.
@@AMPHETASAURfor me it was one the first stuff which got me into the metal world with some metalcore stuff which was very popular at the time
Even when I was a poser I couldn't get into Korn and Slipknot.
Jo Bench from Bolt Thrower would be good if they didn’t get butthurt over bootlegs
They need to put that shit out through legitimate means and let the cash flow.
Prediction: "To Catch A Distributor" won't 'jive" with the audience and gets canceled after the 3rd episode and in it's time-slot they'll start running old re-runs of That Metal Show. (You FORGET just who possesses Metal Mickey's Magical Picture Disc, I & I alone speak to the Gods ov Metal)
😂😂😂
@@dinkins335👉🏻Thou who possesseth the Magical Picture Disc know's all / see's all.👀🤘🏻💪🏻🍻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🎥 FILM BATTLE: The Fugitive (1993) Vs. Executive Decision (1996)
The Fugitives a legit classic, ED's milquetoast tripe.
Good news? Hey Rick, have you ever seen The Bat (1926) directed by Roland West? That was a "lost film" for decades, but sometime in the late 80's a print was found, possibly the last in existence. 👉🏻👉🏻Getting to the point, a fundraiser has been set up to restore it and put it out on blu-ray and it looks as if the goal amount has already been met. They want it released by Halloween, so keep an eye out for that. Or is that a movie you're not into? It's probably my favorite silent film, except for maybe Nosferatu.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 that’s one of the few silent films I like but I will check it out especially on blu ray.
@@Riky_Jones Fuckin' A! Perhaps the best-paced of all the silent classics.
Could be here as early as August, the same month as the new Nile and Deceased \m/
Let's just hope this upcoming blu-ray is night and day difference to budget release but out years ago by Alpha video.
What do you think of the corn-ball sci-fi classic ROBOT MONTSER (1953)? It was released on blu-ray last year, it looks fuckin' great.
I don't think Gene's stuff is really that closely related to Morbid Angel
From the 1st time I heard Angelcorpse or really anything Gene has been apart of, did not hear this MA influence i've read in many comments. Maybe its me, but I don't hear that at all. Just sounds like Angelcorpse or Perdition Temple to me.
Funny how the Dawg mentions at times how slow/shitty other distros are and then brings up a Necroharmonic release. Order something from them if you have a waiting fetish.
😂 like and share the video Devils
Well it's about that time to head on over to Dave's place for Shark Week, it's gonna be another wild all-night kegger extravaganza!
LIVIN' LARRRRGE!🦈🦈🍻🍻
haha shark week is a slang term for when a chick is on the rag,i did catch and eat a shark when i lived in florida i was 25 miles out on the panhandle and landshark beer i tried why the hell is it so expensive it taste like shitty cheap beer haha
@@GhoulishDave LOL I just finished writing up my over-the-top hype talk for night 2 of Shark Week, this ones gonna be hard to top. It's an ⚡⚡electric account!⚡⚡
Yeah, I mean really Landshark's such mid-beer, at best. I'm more down for: Heineken, Corona, Guinness, Anchor Steam (RIP), Old Speckled Hen, Asahi, Modelo, Two-Hearted Ale and the like. I got half a 4-pack left of Guinness Foreign Extra right now.🍻
Recently I've been perfecting my sugar-free Grog and Dark n' Storm recipes. Are you much for rum drinks? I can't get enough of em'.
BLOOD IN THE WATER! Aren't you glad you don't have to worry about a bloody snatch aka "shark week" ? I have a theory that these lady scuba divers most likely schedule their trips around their menstrual cycles, to lessen the chance of becoming shark bait. Seems logical, right?
Shark Week night #3 coming up tomorrow be there bruh! \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 im not much of a rum drinker just beer but most of those brews you mentioned i like except modelo,corona and ive never had asahi but i love sapporo and guinness is my favorite stout i miss the old heineken bottles and cans i hate the star logo they put on the cans and bottles and i miss the stubb nose bottles haha
@@GhoulishDave Heineken in the stubb-nose bottle...yeah it's been awhile since they made the switch. But I do remember those days, fortunately the brew still tastes the same. My all-time fav.
ASAHI "super dry" is a bit of a strange duck...as long as it's ice fuckin' cold and poured into a glass it's likely the most refreshing beer in existence. However, from personal experience, if you knock it down straight out of the bottle it's remarkably average.
PS - Are you ready for night 3 of SHARK WEEK!?!?!🦈🦈🦈🦈🍻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yeah i love heineken too and as far as asahi for that price thats too expensive to go through that to enjoy it ill stick with pbr haha and fuck yeah shark night 3 my place 420 tv and a keg of pbr
Up early for this one
Impiety is insane live and the solos are insane live they came out and destroyed the venue
This title🤣
Horna is kick ass and Envaatnags Eflos Solf Esgantaavne is a bad ass album. Behexen slays as well.
Enthroned is an unbelievably good band, but Horna also slaps.
Hey did you guys catch the first night of Shark Week!? What was you favorite new premiere?! Mine and Death Metal Dave's was _MAKOZILLA!_ No doubt about it! Holy fuck! It was _FUCKING_ _AWESOME!!_ Shark Week doesn't get anymore badass than _that!_ _JAWS_ _VS_ _LEVIATHAN_ was super fuckin' rad as well! I tell yah Dave sure knows how to throw a KILLER house party!! It was fuckin' _elllllectric_ last night! Man that was the BEST KEGGER EVER! Shit man I can't wait for night two! And Dave totally wasn't fuckin' around when he said all the sharks look bigger and badder at his place on his 420 inch flat-screen! Damn it I'm hyped! It's gonna take a _Megalodonic_ effort to top the first night!! Shark Week 2024's off to a fuckin' kiiiiillller start damn it!!!! Next time the fish sticks are on me Dave!🦈🦈💪🏻
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@@sinisterking6009 Yeah man the Landsharks were flowin' at Dave's last night! You should been there bruh! 🦈🦈🍻🍻👌🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I already regret i wasn't there mate, i'm a magnet for da landsharks
@@sinisterking6009 Death Metal Dave had a wholllllle KEG of Landshark last night, we went through the whole thing in under an hour.🍻
Next season on MonsterQuest...
Dawg the poser hunter
Impiety is a good band. Gene is an insane guitar player. That 7-inch is in my mail order. I can't wait to listen to it.
Interview Crypta !!
I dont care what a total stranger says of music; this isn't quite the same as some guy on the street in a video game shirt. Not many people have ever even heard of what we listen to.
Most metal/rock guys don't know what the metal super nerds like us listen to.
@@dinkins335 You said it Dink, I'm a self-confessed Metal Nerd. \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 We can't deny it. 🤣🤣🤣
@@dinkins335Greetings Dink, let me give you a tip on how to increase your status as a Metal Nerd (via Nerd-Points).
I, the Distributor cordially invites you to check out the band VOMITOR (no, NOT Vomitory), this is a one-man band, who specialize in instrumental Metalized Nintendo covers. Mostly vintage 8-bit material. Vomitor is without doubt the most virtuosic of all the Nintendo Metallers out there, it is next-level playing. They have rock-solid 4 albums to their name.
It's a fact, ANYTIME you mix Nintendo and Metal the result is some serious nerd shit - and Vomitor is absolutely no exception. \m/🎵🎵🎵🎵🍻
there is also blast masters that vic just rereleased with the diabolic logo and horror of horrors before diabolic
sup devil
J-Dawg takes his hot dogs chopped up in Spaghetti-O's, no if's, and's, or buns.....brah, brah!
HA, says the guy who has his profile picture with another man. Get lost sweetness.
@@justinhorval8491hehehe
Hehehe...C'mon, man...throw me a "Dawg-Pass" for the legendary Mitch Harris...legit profile pic, brah brah!
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Hobbs’ Angel of Death - Hobbs’ Angel of Death (1988) Vs. Demolition Hammer - Tortured Existence (1990)
Hobbs! No _battle_ there, bruh.
Demolition Hammer!
Demolition Hammer
Demolition Hammer brah brah
Gee, why didn't you list DH's Time Bomb album instead?🤔 It's really really good after all! lol
Not sure I've heard Abigor. Where should I start, devils?
Nachthynmen or whatever. Shits awesome. Riffs all over that hoe
The first four records and Quintessence are all amazing. Supreme Immortal Art's production is so weird your mileage may vary. They came back after Quintessence as a very different proggy black metal thing I don't get into.
Cool, cheers mate! @@TBRCHUD
Channeling the Quintessence of Satan is a killer one too. Most all their albums I’ve heard are great. Don’t listen to the Dawg on this one lol
Start with it’s the exact same shit 💩 with zero chance of any originality
Biggest poser channel on the internet
I ate corn last night, brah brah
Your toilet ate corn after your morning coffee brah brah
Rim job?
Did you eat it long ways brah brah?
Nattens madrigal is maybe the best Norwegian black metal album not made by Mayhem, Darkthrone or Emperor. Enthroned is solid but they could never write an album like Ulver did.
Nice female interview suggestion: Izzy from Ossuary
Where did the gleam in your eye go? 😞
I dread that Dawg's show next year is set for financial disaster,
according to yesterdays vid "312 tickets at 55 dollars per" that totals up to $17,160.
However he DM'd me yesterday and said "the shows gonna cost more than 17K btw".🤷🏻♂
And wasn't he bragging about being able to calculate change in his head while working the register at Mickey D's just a few vids back???🤔
We better hope it goes over well tbh I think he’s dug a pretty deep hole but he basically allows the fans to pick bands we’re interested in seeing which is pretty damn rare
@@PlutoTheGod Your positive mindset is infectious! Do you think Brocas Helm will do anything this year?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 well if you take the time from their first demo in 83 to their last release in 07 (if you count the split) thats 24 years brah brah and it’s 2024 so time for the comeback announcement any day now brotown
@@PlutoTheGod Woooooaahhhhhh.....it's almost as if you have Metal Mickey's Magical Picture Disc!
But I stole it from him! Is it possible there's more than one of them?????
Sounds like your poser ass won’t be one of the 300 there
The Long way 😂😂
7” or 10” inch vinyl limited to 50 copies TRUE UG BRAH BRAH 😡
If it’s metalcore, deathcore or nu metal, it ain’t REAL metal brother!!
Dude, what the fuck? Abigor is so raw and experimental, Channeling the Quintessence of Satan, Supreme Immortal Art, extremely different albums, as KVLT as it gets, brah. Go check them out again. Might have picked a worse album, as all of them are different. If you can't recognize the songs apart, it's on you
Panzer Division Marduk is such a snooze fest and check out Leytmotif Luzifer by Abigor
What does it mean if I like the Korn cover of "Would?" by Alice In Chains?😂🤣😂🤣
I've never heard it, but I like Opeth's cover of it.
@corystafford4958 I'm not a Korn guy at all, but my cousin showed me the cover, and I do love Alice In Chains.
@@dinkins335 AIC is my top pick out of the grunge bands.
You can like whatever the fuck you want to bud.
Crypta seem like pretty cool chicks tbh.
They do but usually any hot metal chick wielding a guitar gets me going.
Simp
"Dude, she's a metal goddess."
@@Poser_Metal_Records looooooooooool
Slipknot just found the more efficient way to look as gay on stage as King Diamond by wearing masks instead of painting that homosexual all over themselves.
Slipsknot's aesthetic is just surrealism-fail
@@georgejackson4424 or as we call it in reality, gay.
@@blurplebear8573 Oh, I never thought Slipknot's look was "Straight" , that one Pinocchio-nosed dude in the band along with that Clown dude are proof of that
Same T-shirt two days in a row dawg?
@MaxWhiteArabiLouisiana thank you. 😂😂😂
J definitely wrong about thinking korn and slipknot fans don’t like metal
Im a korn and knot fan and I listen to deathgrind and death metal and grind and goregrind and some deathcore
So what you're saying is he's exactly correct.
If you consider Korn, Slipknot & deathcore metal, then you are a poser. If you admit that crap is not metal, you just listen to some shitty wigger rock/core.
Yes, we know Dumbo. Chasey Girl is the CEO of Hells and you are the Bubblewrapper-in-chief, stock boy, and Microwave magician and now a You Tubist. That’s the Go Getter in you, brotown!
So what did you think of Shark Week, bruh? 🦈🦈
Bet you wish yah coulda been at Death Metal Dave's house party last night, the place was rockin'!
It's just that Dave thinks yer a pooooooooser and that's a real shame, you coulda seen it all on his 420 inch flat screen!
And you are the bitter ex that swears they're not holding a grudge. 😂
@@Poser_Metal_Records Shit, Hall's such a pooooooser at this point he's got more poser bands on _his_ label than you do, and fuckin' hell you're POSER Metal Productions!!! Amirite!?🤘🏻
@@Poser_Metal_Records No, i put out the Reek of Death bootlegs and I’m tired of the Dawg getting all the credit
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 The Dawg. 😡