What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2021
- Dan and I look back on 2021 using our text messages!
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What we’ve learned: Dan and Phil speak in strange languages to each other and occasionally send capybaras
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear nor
Y e s
the best kind of friendship tbh
What I've learned: They're basically me
I AM THE 4 THOUSANDTH LIKE THIS IS BIG FOR ME
“Don’t settle for neoliberalism, Phil” needs to be on all the merch.
based
i second this
Yes!!!
!!!
I have never bought merch. I would buy that in a heartbeat.
dan has the energy of your distinguished gay uncle who only shows up on christmas to keep the racist aunt in check and gives the most random gifts like thank you for this giraffe shaped bottle opener uncle dan
The kind of gifts where they’re like “I saw in this in the shops and it reminded me of you” and you’re like “do I wanna know why the waffle print nightgown reminds you of me?”
this is one of my favorite comments on the internet
I want to give this energy in the future.
it’s random gifts but you always remember it
I LOVE IT
Rewatching this knowing that Dan was fighting so hard for a TV show makes the end hit different. Dan was done dirty.
i was literally thinking this too omg
it's so sad :(
The ambulance video too 😭
Ok so uhh.. can you elaborate on the part where you said he was done dirty? What happened exactly?
@@nave7537 Dan’s last video will give you all the information, but the summary is he was told a project that he wanted to do was going ahead and so he poured his heart and soul into it, then they ghosted him for months and months while getting him to do other projects that benefitted RUclips. They essentially strung him along to get him to be in their projects, then pulled the plug on Dan’s dream
I can't tell if Dan saying "you're too sweet and u make people sick" is a compliment disguised as an insult or a genuine insult
Well I think it’s an admirable quality
I honestly thought the same XD
It's pretty obvious it's a compliment, kinda aggressive but a compliment for sure XD
Is Dan the king of backhanded compliments or what?
@@ernapiila4347 this is not a backhanded compliment, it's a backhanded insult. Straight up mean sounding, but upon further inspection, actually sweet
Yes
Phil: merry Christmas I brought you Dan
Me, on the verge of tears: t h a n k
*t h a n k*
We get one Dan this holiday season, as a treat 😂
This was worded beautifully 🥺💕
Literally best gift ever
the best christmas gift
"don't settle for neo-liberalism phil" he GETS it
i was looking for this comment
when was that in the video??
it reminded me of conversations with my wife lol honestly this whole thing did
@@princembat 3:45
i’m your 666th ljke
Dan hiding next to his own home to avoid a human interaction while Phil makes sure the coast is clear is my favorite story
I still can’t get over how different Dan and Phil are from each other, but turn into one entity when they’re both in a video
IKR!!!!
They're the "sharing one brain cell" meme irl
“Two halves of a whole idiot”
-fairy odd parents
CEOs of different aesthetics, same personality
Yess
Not even a dang minute in and Dan has already gotten violently bleeped, I love it here
Feels like home
And then he goes and misses one halfway through
Fucking love that you just know what he said and how easily you can read his lips
I had to pull out every single dog sound effect for this one
@@AmazingPhil the entire farm was about
"Dan has been so close to almost giving you something, and it's been taken away." hits way harder now that we know the full story 😔
Wait what does that mean
The fact I watched you guys as kids and I’m still watching you as I’m sat here nestled with my gin is like. 💀 time has PASSED?
same though
SAME
Same😭😭😭
SAME
NO FR
phil zooming in on dans feet and adding the heavy breathing is prime comedy
the heavy breathing sound effect will always make me laugh no matter what.
Ugh i luv ur pfp
idk I'm convinced Dan edited that part
@@ForestSpirit8 lmao
that 5:53 second one GOT ME xD
Seeing these two together once again has cured my depression
Literally, I was so sad and unmotivated of doing work and then phil posted🥺
Same same
me canceling all my therapy sessions now that i’m cured 🏃🏃🏃🏃
Lol i verbally shouted yay when i saw the thumbnail
@@dontreadmypicture8003 agree
“don’t settle for neoliberalism phil” damn straight
came to the comments for this quote because i love it yes dan yes
What does that meann
@@zatrat5696 Dan is taking the leftist position that while Joe Biden’s neoliberalism isn’t the worst option, it’s still not good enough and we should raise our standards to someone more left wing
Damm gay I say
I actually love how the fan base has totally respected Dan not being as present on RUclips anymore. It warms my heart that everyone recognizes that he is human and has boundaries ❤️❤️
I honestly miss that they barely post but I still respect that they have lifes other then yt
I know right??? Back in the peak DnP popularity era (like 2013-2017) people didn't give a shit about either of their privacy and were super weird and disrespectful to them. But now, as we have all matured as a whole, people have been way more respectful and supportive of their privacy! It makes me proud see how much a community can grow!
@@ChelCM03 but I’m glad we got our character development
and boom now dan is back and going on a world tour
Aaaaaaaaand
Honestly Dan emerging from a void is believable and on brand for him.
And now that he's no longer danisnotonfire it can even be a fiery void
@@shiroi201 fiery void boi Dan is fitting.
@@catwithglasses6315 has a nice ring to it
@@shiroi201 yeah
Why do you watch this crap
I feel like now that we don't get a lot of videos of Dan and Phil together, we appreciate it so much more
Absence makes the heart grow fonder 😌
I agree
absence makes the heart grow stronger
Facts
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
“I’m not just simping Phil-“ dear god I am so happy for these two men
been watching them both since 2011, seeing their growth 10 years later makes me so emotional.
When he said simping my heart smiled ;-; ❤
I still cannot tell if they’re actually a couple or not lol…like I know they used to be in the past but I literally have no idea lol
@@isabellanebs22 they are, they literally renovated and bought a forever home together!
@@gayfield420 did they made it official? I mean i know of both of their coming out video
the superglue thing still makes me laugh in inappropriate contexts. its giving deodorant in the eye
Haha yess I love that video lol
pls i think about that all the time 😭
Please that's one of my favorite Dan stories
I literally have a whole child now but something about Dan and Phil will always make me feel happy and safe.
this makes me happy :,) I started watching them as a kid and I'm about to go off to college now, its nice how some things dont change
Me too! I started watching them when I was in the 8th grade and now I'm about to graduate college and have a little one on the way
@@AlwaysTired24.7 same for me. 8th grade and now I’m graduating college next semester 😢time flies
dude, same. i can't believe i started watching them back in 2013. I'm in college now, and yet every time Phil posts a video I go back in time and feel like a child all over again. I just love that feeling so, so much
Me too I was in middle school when I started watching them and now I’m a mom of two.
I love how comfortable Dan is with making jokes. Like calling the picture of Phil homophobic (me and my mates do that with things that inconvenience us too). I'm just glad he's happy, yk?
I also make these jokes a lot, mostly my friends calling me violently honophobic despite me being the only gay man in the group LMAO
@@oliver1616 my friends do that too but we're all fruity lmao
Well, he's clearly still got some issues but yeah. It does definitely seem like he's more comfortable in his own skin. He's happiER, that's for sure.
Also, props of Phil’s dad! That painting is absolutely gorgeous!
I honestly can't tell which is the painting and which the photo or maybe they're both paintings idk, they're too good
This is even funnier to me now because Dan never even responds to other people’s texts, yet he gets mad when Phil auto reacts😭😭
We knew these two were soulmates, but they're honestly on another plane of existence with these texts
ikr like some of us are single here guys
I know! I feel like this kind of bond only happens every 100 years when the planets align and a meteor hits or some shit.
phil really be making fun of dan for saying “ergo” when he’s literally the one who majored in english
They're not american 🤨
@@schlongersaurus ??
@@vanillasugar823 they said he majored in English. That's not a thing they didn't 'major' in anything
@@schlongersaurus It is a thing, you can quite literally major in English. Also you realize dan and phil are LITERALLY english, as they were born in england. so what does them not being american have anything to do with this
@@boppa7190 The English higher education system doesn’t have the ‘major’ and ‘minor’ scheme that the American system has. That’s what the poster means. Phil is English therefore he unlikely didn’t major in anything because he went to university in England…not America
dan back in like 2013: lets not delve into politics!!
dan now: dont settle for neoliberalism phil
we stan character growth
Watching the end where Phil looks so upset that Dan can't talk about all his cancelled projects hurts my soul.
In two years they'll be just sending each other random ultrasound noises and that'll be the peak of communication.
Can confirm it’s a good way to communicate. That’s me and my bestie
UNHhhh
“i’m not just simping phil” the one time dan compliments phil without also making it an insult
That's Phil trash number one you're speaking of
Where did he say this?
@@ashleyperez6150 7:25
@@ashleyperez6150 7:23
uh he said it more like 'im not just simping, phil', not that he's simping for phil.. lol
Are we just gonna not talk about "Today we are smashing two things together!" "Our [redacted] !!" "NO!"
F I N A L L Y
phil wasn't feeling it LMFAOOO
Ah the joys of being able to read lips
After wathcing this video many many times, I finally realized WHAT he was actually saying - while eating xD
@Mr. Narwhal Whiskers weelll … he said the c word that ends with ocks xD oh god i feel soo weird writing that xD
this is like if you forced an AI to watch 10 years of dan and phil content and asked it to write a coherent conversation
Dan: *tries to make a sick comeback*
Dan: *calls Phil sweet*
Dan’s swearing that got bleeped at the start really sent me flying LMAO
The fact that he’s comfortable enough now to make that kind of joke 😭😭😭
DID YOU LIPREAD IT TOO? 🤣🤣 i cant believe he said that
"Finally" lmao.
what did he say?
@@prismarinepoet friggin chickens
@@santi-rosan7494 😂😂
i love how dan slowly moves closer to phil as the video goes on LMAO
IT'S SO PRECIOUS how they send each other little emojis or weird word to make sure that they're both still alive and well
alternative title: dan and phil get confused by their own text messages for 21 minutes
This is so comforting. They feel like old friends I haven’t seen in forever 🥲
I don’t think there’s a single video that doesn’t make me smile
Let’s get parasocial
LITERALLYYY
Bro,,,
no seriously,,,,this popped up in my recommended and just.. i havent watched them in literal yrs and just yes yes yes and also it reminded me 2 do sum 2021 reflection even tho basically nothing happened and life went 2 shit and i just got wake up calls
save me wdapteo 2021 save me from a wdapteo-less 2023
it’s fine actually you were just freaking out
@yxn5315 character growth
the way i was smiling through the entire video
the eardrum-shattering laugh, censored swearing, phil's accidental innuendos, gay jokes, inexplicable texts and memes
i missed it so fucking much.
I laughed at some parts so abnixiously my sister called me out on it and told me to stop🤡🔫
@@daniaasad9327 i locked my sister out of my room so i could get the full experience💀
seriously, i havent been able to watch because of nostalgia pain but this video is just every reason i ever loved them
Can we all just appreciate the paintings from Phils dad?! They are freaking amazing! :O
I was trying to find out which was the photo and which was the painting. But I think they were all his painting?? I had a surprised but confused pikachu face. I wanna see more of his creations!
@@Mara_1337 I could be wrong but the first photo with 2 canvases is the 2 paintings, and then at 6:47 the one on the left is the photo of the bamboo and the one on the right is the painting 🤔
Talent obviously runs in the family
@@gam041298 ah yes, I think so too after rewatching it. Imprrssive!
they are literally the picture of the two houses
Just rewatched this after watching Dan’s “why I quit RUclips”, last little bit made me a bit sad as we now know what they meant about Dan’s content. Sending love to you two beautiful humans.
'Don't settle for neoliberalism, Phil' is honestly such a mood for every leftist trying to explain shit to their family 😭
@@StephanieLeighG lol okay edgelord
Wait do you have the time stamp for that? I can’t believe I missed it!!!
@@naomij8110 3:40 :)
@@ratboygirl thank you :)
Phil: “I don’t want to be mean”
Also Phil : *separates eyes to see if he looks like Benedict cumberbatch* 🤣🤣🤣
😂 that part literally had me like 😮
Dan: has your life been better without me?
Me: *looks at the horrors that has been occuring in the world* no.
Phil just ignoring Dan ranting about being on silent and asking about something else’s is just so them
Dan and Phil being confused by their own texts is such a vibe
💚🐥
Dan telling Phil over texts to take deep breath’s when he was in the ambulance alone during the glue incident™️ has given me enough serotonin to last through the next two months.
Dan, talking about his contact list: I am just that dry.
Phil: *Accepts it*
...
Phil: *Reacts to message. Auto-sugested reply*
Dan: How dArE yOu?
“Does thou have a fucking problem?” Is the single greatest thing I’ve ever heard and I need it on a shirt
its already entered my everyday vocabulary. help
“Don’t settle for neoliberalism, Phil”
Dan being based
i've forgotten how much i love D+P joint content hfhofhohffho
you just know Dan's active on r/FucktheAltRight or r/StarWarsLeftyMemes hfohfhofoh
dan honorary leftuber
"Don't settle for neoliberalism Phil"
Dan our leftist KING
Watching this and seeing Phil make fun of Dan for saying “ergo” made me realize Dan may be the reason I talk like a “Victorian era child” according to ppl in my life lmao
Young Phil before he came out: *couldn't even say hell*
Phil now after he came out: Our tree is *ERECT*
Can we all appreciate that they came out and just act SO MUCH more comfortable??? We love seeing the gays thrive.
dan softly saying "don't settle for neoliberalism" is my aesthetic
Dan being confronted with the confusing alien gibberish he has willingly participated in is the best thing.
I think I just got punched 3 times in a row only finding out now Dan and Phil play FFXIV and also play as two catboys and ALSO went to a secret ERP club.
same. and then we find out on twitter that dan is a monk and phil is a summoner, and honestly it tracks.
When you see one of your favorite streamers also watches your childhood RUclipsrs, just fills me with determination
shenpai my beloved, what an honor it is to see you here!
Wait... There are ERP clubs in FFXIV?????😳
oh hi shen XD
With philology being the study of languages, dan-and-philology is the PERFECT name for the study of how these two communicate and someone had to acknowledge that ok bye
I know! And everybody always asks what Phil's English degree was good for.
"such a shame it wasn't a 7 hour docuseries" 16:50 hits different after dan's recent video...genuinely a shame
Dan: uses the word "ergo", a perfectly normal word
Phil, the man holding an English Language Degree: Who says ergo? Now that's some strange alien language
To be fair ergo is Latin, not English so Phil has a bit of an excuse
I forgot abt that degree- 💀💀
@@Saturns_Void it's okay, I think Phil does as well sometimes
Dan's creative writing Phil's useless bookwork
Phil: “today we’re smashing 2 things together”
Dan with Pikachu shock face :👁👄👁
Also Dan : “our fucking c***s FINALLY!”
I was looking for this comment lmao I was like did no one else read his lips just then 👀
THE FORCE WITH WHICH THAT PHRASE IMPACTED ME, PHYSICALLY SENT ME OFF MY BAD AND ONTO THE FLOOR.
I’m excited to see Dan and Phil on Christmas but seeing them honestly feels like Halloween. I can’t explain it
Dude I know what you mean
I could listen to Dan's Cackling-Howling-Laugh over and over it's such a pure expression of everything
"My tree is erect."
Immediately laughing. Good to see you both! 💙
Dont read my name
N
I heard
this comment is oddly comforting :)
Oh that’s what he said
I thought he said “The tree is wrecked”
The laughter makes more sense now
"Doest thou have a fucking problem?" Is something I'm now going to strive to say in every situation.
Dan and Phil have just been a consistent comfort in my life for too long. They feel like the happy uncles that married foreign and stayed away but have just been vibing since. Everyone misses them but are just glad they're happy and everyone kinda aspires to be like that too. Nice that they've gotten more comfortable with themselves and their online presence that they don't feel the need to post when they don't want to.
I never thought I would miss Dan breaking the sound with how loud his laughs are
“Don’t settle for neoliberalism Phil” top quote of 2021
7 seconds in and both Dan and Phil are already saying "no" 😅
Dont read my name
N
dan and phil have become literal parental figures for me at this point, especially now that they’ve matured so much! the safe warmth i feel when i watch their content just can’t be replicated
Tibetan foxes look like a walking taxidermy fuck up, I love it 😭
Phil: "Merry Christmas, I brought you Dan!"
Best gift I've ever gotten
“Dost thou have a fucking problem” is now being incorporated into my everyday vernacular, THANK YOU DAN
im hardcore feeling "dont settle for neoliberalism, phil" right now lol
y’all seem a lot happier since you two came out and i love it
Dan honestly looks so much happier, and I'm so happy for him
Lol Dan being like "I'm not just simping" to let Phil know he's serious is so funny. We all have had that partner that don't trust compliments and shit because you like them too much and you are biased lol.
the edited heavy breathing whenever it shows dan’s feet 😭
"Dost thou have a fucking problem?" KILLED ME LMAO
I learned two things about myself in the first 5 minutes of this video.
1. I want Dan's sweater.
2. Unfortuantely, I'm good at reading lips.
*fortunately (also same about the sweater
This sweater is from All Saints!!
I’m terrible at reading lips please what did he say!
@@annaalfano8128 he def said OUR FUCKING C*CKS 0:54
They still do the “there’s a whole couch but we sit with 0 space between us” after all this time 🥲🥲
“Maybe this has been good for the world … Has your life been better without me?”
No Dan! Please don’t ever think that! You being back on RUclips will make the world a better place!
here after dan's video and now I know what destroyed dreams he's talking about
Dan: thanks for tolerating my presence
Phil: thanks for TREATING US with your presence 😁
everyone is just talking about dan, but i'm a phillie and i'm just so happy watching him being happier and more open with us! i love you, phil, thank you for all of your wholesome content this year, always proud of you.
I thoroughly enjoy Dan's scream laugh, I get so happy everytime I hear it
I enjoy it, but my bunny flinches every time lol
I love it, feels like home
i mock him but i secretly love it.
The ending with all the hints makes a lot more sense now
15:37 Not at me not realizing they were talking about a game🙈🤦♂️
seeing Dan full-body cackle in delight at how funny he thinks he and Phil are is just wonderful
Also HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU TWO
the text dan sent at 10:16 was so thoughtfully written out imo. making sure that the patient (phil) was calm but also informing him of what the medics were doing was so nice! it was also super supportive and just generally very nice to read :--)
Right? Him being worried about Phil being worried was touching af. I wish I had someone who could empathise with my anxiety in general and text me shit like that. Also when Phil was checking the coast was clear of the woman outside for Dan! I’m so happy they have each other.
4:57 "The mushroom head! Hey, I think that's a look, it's going to come back, 2023!"
Psychic Phil strikes again; the jellyfish haircut was literally just this with a long undercut.
i put this on to fall asleep sometimes and every SINGLE time i jump at the text tone and check my phone without fail even though i know it’s part of the video😂
I always love those reminders that Dan is still alive and well
12:55 13:01 I can't stop laughing at Phil's soulless "On the way back" and the accusatory tone in Dan's voice when he calls someone four years older than him "a little shit"
dan’s “i’ll be back in the new year” makes me think of that one christmas video where he said he was going to take up running in the new year
"Today we're smashing two things together" off to a great start
Edit: "DON'T SETTLE FOR NEOLIBERALISM PHIL" AAAAAGH GO OFF DANNY
Love playing the game of increasing the volume when Phil's talking and decreasing the volume when Dan's malding
"Don't settle for neo-liberalism, Phil." Boy, that feels like a conversation I would be in. XD