Hairdresser Reacts To People Going Black To Silver

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @JueceH
    @JueceH 4 года назад +3574

    Can we talk about the first girl’s hair and how her sisters did her soooo good ? I’m so impressed and envious of her result ! It suits her face so good, she looks amazing with that color

    • @losteezy
      @losteezy 4 года назад +20

      super good

    • @abelisbebe1612
      @abelisbebe1612 4 года назад +61

      My sister would rip my hair outta my head 😳

    • @burnzy4385
      @burnzy4385 4 года назад +11

      Like my comment just bc

    • @sagittariusmoon1043
      @sagittariusmoon1043 4 года назад +4

      Carnt wait to see this one 👀

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +14

      Seriously! The roots look amazing too, I really didn’t expect that. Go Cassie!

  • @jordyna8006
    @jordyna8006 4 года назад +37989

    Plot twist; he’s looking into a mirror while doing his intros lmao

  • @ClaireEliseLumiere
    @ClaireEliseLumiere 4 года назад +1115

    Brad's fashion sense is honestly keeping me alive these outfits are BOMB every. single. time.

    • @AshleeCastor
      @AshleeCastor 4 года назад +14

      I’d love to know his clothing budget! I feel like 5 of my T-shirt’s wouldn’t cost as much as that one mesh shirt. Super jealous, I’m a poor girl with the heart of a wealthy one.

    • @LexLeeC
      @LexLeeC 4 года назад +4

      Honestly though! His outfits are amazing!

    • @crystaltheo8494
      @crystaltheo8494 4 года назад +7

      He lives in NYC. I would expect nothing less lmao

    • @gingieandskye2543
      @gingieandskye2543 4 года назад +5

      Definitely watching for Brad's outfits along with the hair advice.

    • @SophieRoseTattoos
      @SophieRoseTattoos 4 года назад +1

      His outfits often remind me of the Zenon movies.

  • @molecularalien
    @molecularalien 3 года назад +5933

    Legend says if you say "bleach the roots first, then tone with t18" three times in the mirror, Brad Mondo will appear and shave your head

    • @ladysagestrange6594
      @ladysagestrange6594 3 года назад +49

      I was going to use t18 in my hair but what if when I bleach it it goes to that orangey blond, which toner do I use to get to platinum?

    • @caitlinyew8141
      @caitlinyew8141 3 года назад +37

      @@ladysagestrange6594 if you type wella toner chart t18 is for pale yellow hair. If it’s orangey you might have to bleach again and then go in with the t28 or t27 or even if it’s light enough the t11

    • @shantayhightower8850
      @shantayhightower8850 3 года назад +15

      😂 😂 😂

    • @tillykmedia
      @tillykmedia 3 года назад +8

      Ahhahaha

    • @ceticwitch9466
      @ceticwitch9466 3 года назад +11

      🤣🙌🏼

  • @alyssiabrown9486
    @alyssiabrown9486 4 года назад +1394

    Guy: “yea now, toner!”
    Brad: 🎶”that’s not going to do any thingggg🎶

  • @veeyelll
    @veeyelll 4 года назад +2342

    Can we talk about how cute brad is with this hair? He looks BOMB

    • @samking1709
      @samking1709 4 года назад +26

      i was just thinking that! he looks soooo good with this hair color 😩

    • @N0TS3V3N
      @N0TS3V3N 4 года назад +8

      Ikr? Slaying it :)

    • @bella-nina
      @bella-nina 4 года назад +6

      frls! he looks so glowy and healthy with that color

    • @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316
      @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316 4 года назад +3

      Giving me Damon albarn from blur vibes

    • @wcrash9361
      @wcrash9361 4 года назад +1

      Hard to notice that with those awful unkempt wild eyebrows and crazy awful clothes

  • @graciaviadolorosa9042
    @graciaviadolorosa9042 4 года назад +3942

    Q : How to make Brad happy?
    A : "not doing the roots first"

    • @IAMSAMx3
      @IAMSAMx3 4 года назад +48

      Every time I do my roots first i think Brad would be so mad.. then I remember the exception to that rule is my regrowth 😂

    • @lmbmua7430
      @lmbmua7430 4 года назад +15

      Unless your hair is too short 🥺🥺🥺

    • @Justcallmekatlion
      @Justcallmekatlion 4 года назад +29

      And don't try lathering the damn bleach 😂

    • @EricaDae
      @EricaDae 4 года назад +30

      By not using T18 😂

    • @olympiapadilla2138
      @olympiapadilla2138 4 года назад +12

      Start at the back of the head 🤣

  • @psychedelic.dreamer
    @psychedelic.dreamer 3 года назад +8130

    Brad is right tho. Going from really dark hair to silver is EXTREMELY difficult. It's taken my mom almost 50 years, but it's all finally a beautiful, silvery tone now.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 года назад +361

      lmaooo

    • @Faebaeeee
      @Faebaeeee 3 года назад +262

      50 years lol.. I had black box dye and got to platinum blonde within 2 months

    • @cleliaoconnell3705
      @cleliaoconnell3705 3 года назад +18

      😂

    • @cleliaoconnell3705
      @cleliaoconnell3705 3 года назад +315

      @Lala r/whoosh

    • @sehqqq-inactive
      @sehqqq-inactive 3 года назад +102

      so your mom is 65-75 years means her hair is already grey
      edit: yes guys...that’s the joke, I just explained that

  • @izzypeel5573
    @izzypeel5573 4 года назад +18036

    I love how Brad looks like he is going to Coachella in every video. Lol
    Edit: tysm! For 10k likes I really didnt expect that lmao.

    • @MissAmesha
      @MissAmesha 4 года назад +93

      Forreal

    • @catiekinss
      @catiekinss 4 года назад +92

      and it’s like everything and more 🤣

    • @strxberrymxlk9938
      @strxberrymxlk9938 4 года назад +209

      As Brad says, "Live your extra life."

    • @DuchessBubbles
      @DuchessBubbles 4 года назад +15

      🙌

    • @kam9543
      @kam9543 4 года назад +40

      ISSA VIBE ✌👽🦄🍭🌈

  • @brisprague3187
    @brisprague3187 4 года назад +1784

    I love that he doesn’t necessarily discourage at home hair or shame people for doing their own hair but instead educates people on how to do it properly. I’m a stylist as well and I have a lot of friends who can’t afford to go to the salon to get their hair done. I give them very cheap rates bc I’ve also been there myself. But some people don’t have that and if they want fun hair they kind of have to do it themselves. So I appreciate that he instead chooses to educate them.

    • @shoryacione5175
      @shoryacione5175 4 года назад +9

      I kinda wish he would discourage people from doing their hair at home...and if watching people ruin their hair dosent discourage people from doing their hair at home....also if someone has to watch a video to "learn" how to dye their hair they shouldn't do it.. People can buy cheap wigs, bundles, or clip ons if they cant afford a professional(and most of those options are cheaper than dyes and hair bleach lol😂).

    • @kurvavkasakkvister
      @kurvavkasakkvister 4 года назад +15

      I honestly love splotchy hair and I can’t wait to do my hair like that. It’s just difficult to figure out how to “mess up” when all everyone talks about is fixing the mistakes. Plus, I stopped giving a shit about how my hair turns out when I saw the fails (I can always just shave my head).

    • @brooklynjane
      @brooklynjane 4 года назад +26

      Shorya Cione nah let people do what they want

    • @MangaAnimeGOOD
      @MangaAnimeGOOD 4 года назад +23

      @@shoryacione5175 "also if someone has to watch a video to "learn" how to dye their hair they shouldn't do it"
      it's better than if they did it with absolutely no research or idea of what to do lol. at least they tried to learn even if it's not from professionals. It'd be way worse if they didn't look up absolutely anything and then just started throwin stuff on their sensitive hair and scalps

    • @shoryacione5175
      @shoryacione5175 4 года назад

      @@MangaAnimeGOOD but 8f they dint know.what they are doing they shouldn't do it period

  • @aprilherma9857
    @aprilherma9857 4 года назад +726

    RUclips is on fire and here's Brad in his little corner of the internet just being awesome. Thank the good lawd for you sir.

    •  4 года назад +16

      brad and pewds are honestly the best

    • @yamiirosa333
      @yamiirosa333 4 года назад +10

      kenjiwawa thé whole ‘ every youtuber is getting cancelled now’ thing, Jenna marbles quit RUclips and now even David and Liza koshy are getting cancelled. It’s a mess

    • @abs7755
      @abs7755 4 года назад +3

      @@cantoken Pretty sure it's because of Shane dawson, for making his video number one trending if that's not the case then I would like someone to actually enlighten me otherwise, that's all I can think of.

    • @abs7755
      @abs7755 4 года назад +2

      @@yamiirosa333 Wait SHE QUIT? I guess everyone is getting cancelled everyone loves her why did she quit?

    • @yamiirosa333
      @yamiirosa333 4 года назад +1

      Lana Chu well I heard people were bringing up her past and she decided to apologize and then quit RUclips, I’m not that invested into Jenna so you should maybe check for yourself but I’ve heard from multiple sources that she did

  • @drunations2930
    @drunations2930 3 года назад +1244

    I feel like no one ever calls Brad beautiful, but I mean he really truly is

  • @ellazaetolhopf1519
    @ellazaetolhopf1519 4 года назад +3393

    "where did you go to hair school?"
    Me: "Brad Mondo's youtube channel."

  • @marazazula4402
    @marazazula4402 4 года назад +5761

    “blue on yellow makes white” green: am i a joke to you👁👄👁

    • @marazazula4402
      @marazazula4402 4 года назад +145

      azilaa it was a joke lol

    • @godlessfornicater
      @godlessfornicater 4 года назад +241

      I know right... My little artist heart got confused.

    • @maratips06
      @maratips06 4 года назад +14

      Hey, we have the same name!

    • @srehsqs
      @srehsqs 4 года назад +8

      mara zazula what did they say?

    • @mudzible
      @mudzible 4 года назад +3

      trUe

  • @ashlynnjackson5584
    @ashlynnjackson5584 4 года назад +1832

    “When girls get their hands on bleach, who knows what’s gonna happen” classic

  • @yeahno.2698
    @yeahno.2698 3 года назад +397

    The second girls hair was literally falling off, those results DID NOT come from her own doing. I'm calling bullshit

  • @Karolina-qe4bo
    @Karolina-qe4bo 4 года назад +756

    My boyfriend: nothing
    My family: nothing
    My boss, coworkers: nothing
    Brad: hypes me up in 20 sec by saying I'm beautiful 🖤

    • @yeontale6950
      @yeontale6950 4 года назад +6

      you are beautifuuuuuulllll !!!!

    • @lachangurakim2517
      @lachangurakim2517 4 года назад +6

      Sameeeee sis

    • @mrlynx68
      @mrlynx68 4 года назад +9

      It means the world to me when he says that! I really focus a lot of my looks and hearing that I’m beautiful from someone other than my mom is amazing!

  • @mikaylajayn1965
    @mikaylajayn1965 4 года назад +5122

    Can we talk about the first girl and how she managed to get her ideal result without absolutely killing her hair

    • @reneejaeger4196
      @reneejaeger4196 4 года назад +139

      IKR like i thought her hair was going to be falling out

    • @brooklynjane
      @brooklynjane 4 года назад +15

      righttt

    • @presleymckown6079
      @presleymckown6079 4 года назад +62

      the first girl is my cousin lmfaoo

    • @maschaholland-cunz2767
      @maschaholland-cunz2767 4 года назад +15

      but it wasn't just one session

    • @davidzwissler3425
      @davidzwissler3425 4 года назад +131

      I love that he doesn’t necessarily discourage at home hair or shame people for doing their own hair but instead educates people on how to do it properly. I’m a stylist as well and I have a lot of friends who can’t afford to go to the salon to get their hair done. I give them very cheap rates bc I’ve also been there myself. But some people don’t have that and if they want fun hair they kind of have to do it themselves. So I appreciate that he instead chooses to educate them.

  • @miliasxd3725
    @miliasxd3725 4 года назад +5662

    anyone else just laying down, looking like a fat potato, and then he goes, “hello beautiful” and then you smile lol

  • @marrianangelikasanramon1156
    @marrianangelikasanramon1156 3 года назад +16

    I just totally love how Brad greets us in his videos. Makes me feel good about myself and makes me think that Brad's my long-lost sister who loves me unconditionally.

  • @missrobinhoodie
    @missrobinhoodie 4 года назад +2001

    „It actually doesn’t look bad. That’s the weird part.“ - Brads channel in a nutshell

    • @nicoledufault2508
      @nicoledufault2508 4 года назад +10

      That saying should be on a t shirt.

    • @fuckurbody
      @fuckurbody 4 года назад +3

      Riiigghtt?

    • @brooklynjane
      @brooklynjane 4 года назад +1

      Nicole DuFault yesssss

    • @kellen8116
      @kellen8116 4 года назад

      what is nutshell????

    • @idkrandom457
      @idkrandom457 3 года назад +1

      your pfp just made this comment 100 times better!

  • @gymnast8200
    @gymnast8200 4 года назад +1840

    If your new here:
    - you are always beautiful
    - Brad always looks like he is going to coachella
    - we Stan miss mannyquin
    -BLEACH DOESN’T LATHER
    - box dye does not always work
    - we stan hairdresser reacts❤️

    • @shinygastly2242
      @shinygastly2242 4 года назад +128

      oh also, *THE 👏 ROOTS 👏 PROCESS 👏 FASTER 👏*

    • @nakkilama
      @nakkilama 4 года назад +30

      -he likes guys with long hair :D

    • @panicathogwarts
      @panicathogwarts 4 года назад +43

      👏T18 is a level ten toner so you need level ten hair 👏

    • @crashlee9585
      @crashlee9585 4 года назад +16

      Love this comment thread. ❤❤

    • @payton335
      @payton335 4 года назад +30

      And you can’t lift color with another color 😂

  • @ska840
    @ska840 4 года назад +1597

    Dude: my hair isn’t black or brown, it’s kind of in between.
    Brad🙃😍: so...dark brown.
    That was great😂😂😂

  • @bettystroh6504
    @bettystroh6504 3 года назад +11

    Brad is the sweetest punkin pie on planet earth. Even when I think it’s going to be impossible for Brad to be gentle on these folks, he still manages to be so kind and it’s even genuine!
    (Cheek kisses) You da best.

  • @T0rturedP03t
    @T0rturedP03t 4 года назад +3664

    Brad: when u put blue on yellow it makes white
    My art teacher: ....Don’t listen to him

    • @computer_juice
      @computer_juice 4 года назад +150

      yeah it's purple that cancels yellow lmao

    • @always_cornelia
      @always_cornelia 4 года назад +10

      Danno exactly

    • @sonjadover2715
      @sonjadover2715 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @bonk6264
      @bonk6264 4 года назад +56

      Yeah i guess it only works with hair really lol

    • @veeveemoosh2394
      @veeveemoosh2394 4 года назад +6

      LMAOO that’s all I could think about when he said that 😂

  • @Sabrina_9
    @Sabrina_9 4 года назад +1290

    Brad" yay people are mentioning me! 😁"
    Brad also not realizing he has 5 million subscribers 😂

    • @silvipooh
      @silvipooh 4 года назад +27

      lmaoo he’s so pure and cute

    • @wacksonjang4498
      @wacksonjang4498 4 года назад +11

      i love him

    • @98Leah13
      @98Leah13 4 года назад +6

      He’s so pure and innocent

    • @majinluu98
      @majinluu98 4 года назад +8

      LeahBroccoli he is but he can be bitchy if he wanted to and I Stan a bad bitch lol

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 4 года назад +3

      Lol love him!!

  • @gabbymacy4497
    @gabbymacy4497 4 года назад +4395

    Brad Mondo: "you cutie you"
    Me laying in bed with my double chin eating chips: 👁👄👁

  • @annecantgame
    @annecantgame 3 года назад +233

    Brad: 'Every time i see your face, it gets even more beautiful'
    Me: *continues eating cold pizza*

  • @courtneynunez6493
    @courtneynunez6493 4 года назад +3096

    Brad: “It’s gonna make her hair bright orange, just wait”
    Her: “okay so this is how my hair turned out” (looking fabulous)
    Brad: 👁👄👁

    • @kittydoescosplay2416
      @kittydoescosplay2416 4 года назад +70

      Courtney Nunez lol I was like “girl, that’s a wig.” Also “silver in one application” turned into like 3-4 😂

    • @Danny-ii6jn
      @Danny-ii6jn 4 года назад +5

      Kitty Does Cosplay 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jorie921
      @Jorie921 4 года назад +39

      She skipped about 20 steps lol

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 4 года назад +3

      Jorie Thomas
      💀

    • @brooklynjane
      @brooklynjane 4 года назад +2

      Jorie Thomas 💀💀💀💀

  • @dubs9641
    @dubs9641 4 года назад +1757

    'Me lying in bed eating chocolate and crying about my insecurities '
    Brad : hey beautiful
    Me : (smiles ) thanks Brad

    • @bonnieblanco2840
      @bonnieblanco2840 4 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @shammasaleh8510
      @shammasaleh8510 4 года назад +6

      Dude why did I dothe same thing as you wth

    • @dubs9641
      @dubs9641 4 года назад

      @Caty Bee yep exactly :)

    • @chloethreatts4612
      @chloethreatts4612 4 года назад +2

      Ok.. I'm eating chocolate in bed.. but it's because of cramps.. ugh.

    • @emamladenovic3589
      @emamladenovic3589 4 года назад +1

      Dont be insecure im sure u are a wonderfull human being and deserve to feel amazing about ur self ❤💞Hope you get more confident cause Im sure u rock🤗

  • @miasaffron8643
    @miasaffron8643 4 года назад +895

    Nobody: ...
    Brad: rocking that fishnet like a boss

    • @thefunnykids4419
      @thefunnykids4419 4 года назад +10

      mia coupe he’s like Harry styles he can rock anything 😂😂

    • @KimberlyByrdV
      @KimberlyByrdV 4 года назад +4

      He really can rock anything.

    • @LuanaJantz
      @LuanaJantz 4 года назад +1

      He has good taste 👌

  • @wisecrackingblondeshow
    @wisecrackingblondeshow 3 года назад +89

    This is why good stylists are expensive. There's so much science and color theory involved in mixing color.

    • @saossurvive
      @saossurvive Год назад

      Science? More like common sense.

  • @user-ij6cl3ti4q
    @user-ij6cl3ti4q 4 года назад +3412

    Did anybody notice, that when Brad pauses the videos, he always makes people Look kind of sweet? He do not pause when the people male ugly faces 😂😂😂😂

    • @vanessajimenez7582
      @vanessajimenez7582 4 года назад +46

      *make*

    • @oogaooga4540
      @oogaooga4540 4 года назад +37

      Male its Male not make

    • @rae0fstarshine
      @rae0fstarshine 4 года назад +63

      Yes! I noticed this too! He's so sweet 🙌

    • @juliab._.8367
      @juliab._.8367 4 года назад +93

      I never noticed that before! Pretty considerate Also lol you people are grammar nazis

    • @africanprincess2725
      @africanprincess2725 4 года назад +18

      Except for reacting to Hyram coloring his hair purple 💀

  • @jbmanetti4911
    @jbmanetti4911 4 года назад +605

    RUclips community: literally falling apart
    Brad: HELLO BEAUTIFUL

  • @SoonySun
    @SoonySun 4 года назад +14228

    i am ... so embarrassed for myself lool but thank you brad for being so nice 😭

    • @ceilingfan4260
      @ceilingfan4260 4 года назад +597

      Your hair was kinda pastel rainbow tbh!! It was really unique ^-^

    • @allwedoisdrive7916
      @allwedoisdrive7916 4 года назад +369

      with a couple of shampoos i think that the blue will fade out and you'll get some good platinum hair!

    • @ankitapuppynim2384
      @ankitapuppynim2384 4 года назад +176

      Brad's reaction to you was the cutest😊💜..........your hair looks cool though.

    • @KitKat-kh9nz
      @KitKat-kh9nz 4 года назад +117

      I actually loved it, I never realized how cool that type of pastel grey/blue looks on skin tone!

    • @melaniegalvan1951
      @melaniegalvan1951 4 года назад +41

      The blue looks so cute!

  • @Bugboysgf
    @Bugboysgf Год назад +2

    I love watching brad especially when I am dying my hair, and I am at this moment I'm re-dying my hair red, I'm always so HAPPY when I have the time to watch brad, he always makes me so happy and makes me feel confident when I watch his intro because I always feel so insecure until I watch his videos, but everytime he compliments us I always say to myself if I could I would tell him through the screen that he is also very beautiful and amazing.

  • @idk-qo7yu
    @idk-qo7yu 4 года назад +4172

    me: laying on bed eating chips
    brad: “everytime i see your damn face it gets more and more beautiful”
    me:🐷

    • @isabellaaryan
      @isabellaaryan 4 года назад +40

      im bored wait ur Shane Dawson. ?!??

    • @triciabaldosser7299
      @triciabaldosser7299 4 года назад +6

      Consperisy therioes with Shane Dawson

    • @abbimai114
      @abbimai114 4 года назад +27

      Avery Baldosser that comment is not ageing well 😂😂 (have an amazing day btw)

    • @pipersmith4761
      @pipersmith4761 4 года назад +1

      I WAS TOO HAHAHA

    • @tatumroberts7804
      @tatumroberts7804 4 года назад +14

      eating chips in bed? IM TELLING MOM

  • @queenly5530
    @queenly5530 4 года назад +4173

    Brad Mondo: *makes fun of Hyram’s hair dying process.*
    Hyram: *makes fun of Brad Mondo’s facial care process.*

  • @dragonfly_blue
    @dragonfly_blue 4 года назад +734

    Don't ever plan on bleaching my hair but the one thing I learned from Brad in all of the videos is... DONT REACH FOR T18 TONERRRRRRR 😂

    • @abbymeyer5160
      @abbymeyer5160 4 года назад +78

      and BLEACH DOESNT LATHER!!!!

    • @Sophie-nm7fy
      @Sophie-nm7fy 4 года назад +63

      AND DON’T BUY BOX DYE!

    • @jaylea8336
      @jaylea8336 4 года назад +66

      And don’t start with the roots 🤣

    • @Natalie-rr7db
      @Natalie-rr7db 4 года назад +57

      No 40 volume developer!

    • @tashaaas752
      @tashaaas752 4 года назад +42

      And dont colour wet hair 😂

  • @lainerose
    @lainerose 3 года назад +2

    Thank you. Kind words I can use as an inner script for self-love. Plus you are so sweet about how you inform these people that did the best they had with what they had. You just don't want their hair to fall off. So kind.

  • @Sabrina_9
    @Sabrina_9 4 года назад +1875

    Brad when someone's hair turns out fine even tho they did it wrong,
    Wait that's illegal

  • @lindseybard8198
    @lindseybard8198 4 года назад +1425

    *beauty community breaks down and has drama left and right*
    Brad Mondo: Hiiiii beautiful 😘🥰😍

    • @neha_phookan
      @neha_phookan 4 года назад +7

      I want to save our king🙌

    • @solarshido3747
      @solarshido3747 4 года назад +1

      He's exactly the same scammer as the rest of the beauty community. Watch his videos when he did makeovers instead of just criticize. He did a catastrophe on those poor girls heads. Especially the one he turned red. This guy is a joke

    • @TheStarburstNinja
      @TheStarburstNinja 4 года назад +4

      He’s wayyy less problematic then the beauty community however I do want to point out that he did put the vegan symbol (you can’t just put that symbol on your products, it has to be approved) on his hair products and they were not even vegan. They contain carmine (sp?). Not hating but as someone that was vegan for years, it’s definitely upsetting.

    • @alinty18
      @alinty18 4 года назад

      Brad is just on another level! Love him!

    • @solarshido3747
      @solarshido3747 4 года назад

      @Jarin Rafa ruclips.net/video/rOkCSMECj2o/видео.html

  • @Heathen_Named-Nikki
    @Heathen_Named-Nikki 4 года назад +838

    I wish I could find someone in real life that compliments me the way Brad does when I click on his videos 😩

    • @AetherealGirl
      @AetherealGirl 4 года назад +15

      Don't we all, lol.

    • @tarasmith4316
      @tarasmith4316 4 года назад +3

      Same!!

    • @Kick0a0cat
      @Kick0a0cat 4 года назад +8

      Start complementing people that way

    • @Eneox
      @Eneox 4 года назад +1

      We don't need anyone else to tell these words. It's more than enough to me~

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +2

      I hope all y’all realize you really are beautiful 💕

  • @laylal5871
    @laylal5871 3 года назад +102

    my hair is naturally very dark brown and i did my own silver ombre by bleaching it once every 3 months for a year and then alternating metalic blue and purple dyes until they faded to silver. and then i met Naomi Smalls and she complemented my silver ombre and i said i did it myself and she was like "i see you" 😭❤️

  • @milcah7004
    @milcah7004 4 года назад +3360

    Brad: "hi beautiful"
    Me': *eating pizza with no bra and a bonnet on* "heyyyy"

  • @Taylor.Caldwell
    @Taylor.Caldwell 4 года назад +5727

    “When u put blue on yellow it makes...”
    Me: Green
    Brad: White
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @darcihasselbach4125
      @darcihasselbach4125 4 года назад +85

      Ebigail Pela obviously it wouldn’t make orange , the blue cancels out orange just like purple cancels out yellow

    • @whatever_r_r
      @whatever_r_r 4 года назад +41

      light blue over loght yellow it gives u white in hair colloring

    • @burnt.toast17
      @burnt.toast17 4 года назад +14

      it’s because green is a neutral color so it just goes white :)

    • @hammysauce
      @hammysauce 4 года назад +14

      I read this and just lost my shit laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabi_c7723
      @gabi_c7723 4 года назад +34

      My art teacher:👁👄👁

  • @Xlolbeccalolx
    @Xlolbeccalolx 4 года назад +1284

    Me: *starts the video*
    Brad: Hey beautiful!
    My boyfriend on the other side of the room: “hey... brad.”

    • @abigailhaynes3875
      @abigailhaynes3875 4 года назад +20

      That just sounds so savage ur bf is crazzyyyy

    • @jewelsc7552
      @jewelsc7552 4 года назад +16

      I cried laughing! I love you bf! My guy just sighs and gets up and leaves. Hahah

    • @Xlolbeccalolx
      @Xlolbeccalolx 4 года назад +11

      Julie C he knows all my favorite you tubers by voice lol Brad, Dr. Mike, Momma Dr. Jones haha

    • @itziorangetree5187
      @itziorangetree5187 4 года назад +15

      Haha! My husband calls him raymundo for some reason so whenever Hey beautiful sounds I just hear him scream Raymundo!!!

    • @Bee-xl8hd
      @Bee-xl8hd 4 года назад +2

      Me and my gf watching this: you turned? Straight?

  • @mermaidintherudder
    @mermaidintherudder 3 года назад +1

    Brad rooting for the best results & healthy hair is the sweetest, kindest energy & it’s making me so happy rt now.

  • @aconevska4063
    @aconevska4063 4 года назад +161

    I love how he just compliments everyone and gives them 10/10 even tho it’s not perfect, he gives advice and doesn’t judge, he’s just too precious for this world

  • @shroudedinmystery_
    @shroudedinmystery_ 4 года назад +184

    Brad, as a girl who changes her hair every two months, you are LITERALLY my favorite person. Because even when you’re like GIRL NO, you’re still like YOURE STILL BEAUTIFUL. And i think everyone needs a YOU in their life. I WISH all of us could have someone like you on their team. Forreal 💯

  • @RandomBaaPoductions
    @RandomBaaPoductions 4 года назад +1310

    "You got to your desired end result and that's all that matters"
    - said no math teacher ever

    • @gracieunderwood5503
      @gracieunderwood5503 4 года назад +20

      Why did I actually laugh so hard at this 🤣

    • @simranlahiri
      @simranlahiri 4 года назад +8

      I LITERALLY said it yesterday to my student, why would you say that 🥺

    • @graceofspades48
      @graceofspades48 4 года назад +17

      @@simranlahiri then you’re a one of a kind kind of math teacher

    • @user-db1ec2lw4w
      @user-db1ec2lw4w 4 года назад +23

      My teachers be like: “No, you didn’t write the equation correctly, but the answer is right.”
      And I’m still salty for losing points because of that....

    • @WuHa105
      @WuHa105 4 года назад +5

      This comment is so funny but so painful

  • @mariaelizabethquade8279
    @mariaelizabethquade8279 3 года назад +4

    You need to teach a class on how to make people feel good about themselves ❤
    You're a lovely gracious human Brad ,and so loved .Thanks for the ray of sunshine every time I click on a video xx

  • @Naturellee
    @Naturellee 4 года назад +1218

    Brads motto in life is : "It actually doesn't look that bad ".

    • @commentpatrol6257
      @commentpatrol6257 4 года назад +1

      facts

    • @lyrahmaraj2978
      @lyrahmaraj2978 4 года назад +18

      **house is on fire**
      Brad: “It actually doesn’t look that bad! 😌☝️”

    • @lilybilly2864
      @lilybilly2864 4 года назад +2

      @@lyrahmaraj2978 we stan a king😌

    • @jiyaneol2273
      @jiyaneol2273 4 года назад

      666 like lol

    • @Naturellee
      @Naturellee 4 года назад

      @@jiyaneol2273 Not today satan!

  • @diegojosue1030
    @diegojosue1030 4 года назад +1743

    Brad mondo:" blue and yellow make white."
    Me: i guess i dont know colors.

  • @tux4753
    @tux4753 4 года назад +504

    I'm waiting for April fool's day when he says hello ugly

    • @Kim-hf9dq
      @Kim-hf9dq 4 года назад +8

      Tux47 ! Lol😂

    • @kimbarbeaureads
      @kimbarbeaureads 4 года назад +34

      And then we'd all cry

    • @jesiesipe6555
      @jesiesipe6555 4 года назад +8

      Tux47! This is honestly the best idea

    • @slay_tanjiro123
      @slay_tanjiro123 4 года назад +6

      Not only would he say that but he would also compliment all the wrong things the people do. He would probably say uts an April fools video and to not do anything in the video but omg I would die

    • @TNMNLA
      @TNMNLA 4 года назад +1

      😂

  • @ashleyferran9154
    @ashleyferran9154 3 года назад +7

    Laughed my asss off after 14:54 when Brad got stressed/confused that this girl's hair looked that good after putting the toner 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilezelaya
    @ilezelaya 4 года назад +905

    Brad should make a shirt that says “T18 doesn’t work on orange hair”

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 года назад +4

      I bleach my boyfriends hair and after the bleach his hair is always yellow with a little orange and always takes it out

    • @Katrina-jt7iy
      @Katrina-jt7iy 4 года назад +1

      No way na no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 💇🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊

    • @DesireeEvans15
      @DesireeEvans15 4 года назад

      vicky wen probably because violet isn’t pure purple and actually has a hint of blue which will cancel out the orange as well

    • @Bee-xl8hd
      @Bee-xl8hd 4 года назад

      Queen I bet it's coming up

    • @casieatthe393
      @casieatthe393 4 года назад

      I would buy that😭

  • @cintiah1962
    @cintiah1962 4 года назад +673

    So we’re not gonna talk about the fact that how perfectly Brad matches the hairbrush in the thumbnail? *edit* : spelling and wow, thanks for the likes, holy moly

    • @Nelebula
      @Nelebula 4 года назад +17

      Had to go look at the thumbnail again to get it 😂

    • @well1w0nder
      @well1w0nder 4 года назад +1

      Hehehehe

    • @miqeas007
      @miqeas007 4 года назад +2

      I thought the same thing when I clicked on the video

    • @mackenziedwyer3095
      @mackenziedwyer3095 4 года назад

      I was about to comment this exact same thing!

    • @whitneymagwood2926
      @whitneymagwood2926 4 года назад +1

      Shut up omg that’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @cassiechristine8134
    @cassiechristine8134 4 года назад +151

    omg you were TOO NICE to us 😂😂 I’m the “sister” in the first video. we’ve learned a lot since then. Thanks for not roasting us everyone! You guys are the best!😆♥️

  • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
    @DefinitelyNotAFerret 3 года назад +71

    Brad: blue and yellow makes
    Me: gre-
    Brad: white!
    Me: wait…

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 года назад +3

      Well, morw like purple and yellow. Complimentary colours kind of cancel each other out and give you grey-ish tones, also known as coloured black in watercolour circles (because in watercolours at least sometimes you still get some undertones of either).

  • @Dory2000_
    @Dory2000_ 4 года назад +794

    Brad: "hi beautiful"
    Me: Hello Dr Mondo my therapist

  • @sarastriegel3448
    @sarastriegel3448 3 года назад +4617

    My 100% nightmare: I make a hair color video, end up on brads video, then he pauses the video to talk and I have a derp face.

    • @raisya495
      @raisya495 3 года назад +162

      Literal nightmare coNFIRMED

    • @Shand8613
      @Shand8613 3 года назад +126

      Omg he does that all the time lmao

    • @pradasux
      @pradasux 3 года назад +81

      i would be honored for some reason😭

    • @GreenGuillotine
      @GreenGuillotine 3 года назад +36

      Okay how come I was thinking this exact same thing five minutes ago omg

    • @bella-ip1fg
      @bella-ip1fg 3 года назад +32

      New fear unlocked

  • @ayleighkay
    @ayleighkay 4 года назад +784

    T18 is literally the only toner any Sally’s employee has ever recommended to me and I had no idea why it wouldn’t work until I started watching you, Brad. So THANK YOU 🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @gabbydoo3232
      @gabbydoo3232 4 года назад +20

      as a sally employee- we don’t really have other options that are marketed as toners. I hope your sally will use the full wella toner line to give you the best one for what you need bc they do different things. however I will tell you, most of us do know, T18 is not an end all be all😇

    • @Katielomax7
      @Katielomax7 4 года назад +7

      Morgan D A darker toner, t18 will only tone hair thats a level 10 (very light yellow with no orange tones)

    • @rid2354
      @rid2354 4 года назад +8

      I went into Sally’s yesterday to buy a face mask , and the Sally’s employee was helping this girl with yellow blonde highlights and brown hair , she recommended t18 and I just cringed because her hair was no where near a level 10!! the lady then asked how long she should leave it on for and the employee with the most atrocious hair just shrugged and said “idk I’m not a hair stylist” 😳 my moms a hair stylist so I’ve only ever bought hair dye from Sally’s in my rebellious emo phase and to buy hair for my mom to make hair extensions for me. And let’s just say I’m so blessed to get my hair done for free.

    • @sytaelf
      @sytaelf 4 года назад

      @@gabbydoo3232 the sallys in my town has several types and brands of toners

    • @gabbydoo3232
      @gabbydoo3232 4 года назад

      sytaelf every region of sally has different inventory🙂

  • @ghost_gurrrl
    @ghost_gurrrl 2 года назад +15

    brad always calls us beautiful but BRAD YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL WE THINK THE SAME OF YOU

  • @janeannemorsbach2513
    @janeannemorsbach2513 4 года назад +502

    6:40
    Brad Mondo: "When you put yellow with blue, you get white."
    My brother in the background: "No, you get green!"

    • @e.n.b.t.1253
      @e.n.b.t.1253 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @McKenzie.Sullivan
      @McKenzie.Sullivan 4 года назад +10

      technically it’ll still turn green if you go into a pool that has chlorine 😂

    • @oceanmai1304
      @oceanmai1304 4 года назад +1

      When it comes to paint and color..yes, but since we here on brads channel...we get white bc it’s hair dye

    • @Dar-linggg
      @Dar-linggg 4 года назад

      Eh, I'd say the ingredients in Hair dye

  • @faithlewis1661
    @faithlewis1661 4 года назад +123

    I love how Brad gives constructive criticism especially when he’s not too confident in the whatever formula someone is using but if it ends up turning out well he’ll be honest and be really happy for that person. EVEN THOUGH that isn’t the direction HE would necessarily take to get the end result. He still gets happy about it.
    Such an honest and wonderful person.

  • @scarlettdavy7276
    @scarlettdavy7276 4 года назад +383

    Brad’s outfits are the level of extra i aspire to be.

  • @KaterynaFreitas
    @KaterynaFreitas Год назад +1

    i love brad sm like i have a lot of acne rn and just watching his vids and always getting a hi beautiful makes my day sm better❤

  • @samismith2815
    @samismith2815 4 года назад +408

    Brad:🙂
    "So, I'm gonna go in with T18"
    Brad:😐
    I love you💕

    • @alexisrose4221
      @alexisrose4221 4 года назад +1

      Even though he has a video from two years ago using it :p he shouldn’t hate. Yes there is others out there but that’s he most easy to find and common one! I tried other toners before buying wella and they didn’t work. I used t14 though

  • @aeryth9877
    @aeryth9877 4 года назад +6094

    Him: “When girls get their hands on bleach, you don’t know what’s gonna happen.”
    Me: Yeah- *Proceeds to drink bleach*

  • @KaiaStout333
    @KaiaStout333 4 года назад +2952

    Brad: don’t do the roots first
    Me, sitting here bleaching my shaved head: 👁👄👁

    • @jacquelineolivas5702
      @jacquelineolivas5702 4 года назад +52

      felt 😎

    • @catem2050
      @catem2050 4 года назад +51

      this made my day😂

    • @player3_p3
      @player3_p3 4 года назад +24

      Dang ur hair be so bleached they be crystal clear

    • @Nope33332
      @Nope33332 4 года назад +2

      No😂

    • @2IGHT2EER
      @2IGHT2EER 4 года назад +12

      Purple Potato Pleb it's shaved, not bald...

  • @user-om6jr5xk2f
    @user-om6jr5xk2f 11 месяцев назад

    I get back to some of these older videos every now and then but I just wanted to say that I love how Brad always tells us that we look beautiful in the beginning ❤ .. I’m actually laying in bed while watching this video but still.. Thanks Brad for making my days a little better ❤

  • @mariegehman9492
    @mariegehman9492 4 года назад +2083

    brads bleached hair predictions: girl please it’s DEFINITELY gonna be orange
    the hair: 👩🏼‍🦳
    👁👄👁brad has left the chat

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 года назад +28

      Miracles happen

    • @hosannagenanaw5607
      @hosannagenanaw5607 4 года назад +4

      Marie Gehman i am the 500 like noice

    • @xd-pi7pn
      @xd-pi7pn 4 года назад +6

      When I bleach my hair 100 times its still stays orange

    • @xd-pi7pn
      @xd-pi7pn 4 года назад +3

      @@mocha1987 you get the point

    • @emilie-lq6nl
      @emilie-lq6nl 4 года назад

      ct naber have you used toner and aluminium foil??

  • @johku7638
    @johku7638 4 года назад +631

    I know NOTHING and I'm here like "oh no why 40 volume no!"

  • @bp9811
    @bp9811 4 года назад +1846

    Me feeling ugly today
    My boyfriend: hey beautiful
    Me: 😒
    Brad Mondo: hey beautiful
    Me: \_ * w * _/

  • @valkyrieraven7446
    @valkyrieraven7446 2 года назад +20

    As someone who has dyed their own hair many times, going from black to a lighter color is hard. I have a red undertone to my hair, so it ends up strawberry blonde/orange when I bleach it. I thankfully went ginger after going black, so it was not terrible

  • @Joshua-hw4xw
    @Joshua-hw4xw 4 года назад +920

    Brad: "When you put blue on yellow it makes white."
    Green: Am I a joke to you?!

    • @amberiscoool
      @amberiscoool 4 года назад +51

      That's when you mix pigments. When you mix blue and yellow light you get white

    • @phia._.
      @phia._. 4 года назад +7

      There’s already a comment like 2 comments up like this

    • @jessicahovelsen5856
      @jessicahovelsen5856 4 года назад +2

      literally

    • @jessicahovelsen5856
      @jessicahovelsen5856 4 года назад +16

      amberiscool no when you put blue toners over yellow hair you’re more than likely gonna turn somewhat green. maybe not bright green but more than likely a tint of green will be there. i also am a licensed hairdresser and it’s the color wheel. purple technically cancels yellow. most of the time you want to have both a purple and a blue toner mixed so you cancel both the yellow out and still get your silver/ white blonde. some brands are different though.

    • @sojuschi
      @sojuschi 4 года назад +6

      Guys...don't take it too seriously, this is a joke !

  • @isthatarlo
    @isthatarlo 4 года назад +3379

    Brad be complimenting me more than my boyfriend-
    we stan this man

  • @Worgiewoo
    @Worgiewoo 4 года назад +487

    In a world of chaos Brad Mondo is the only one making sense, he’s keeping me sane 💛

  • @sarahroberts8088
    @sarahroberts8088 3 года назад +1

    I love Brad for multiple reasons but the biggest one is because his compliments make my day every video

  • @annabellevanderscheer3395
    @annabellevanderscheer3395 4 года назад +615

    With that first girl.. with the amount of bleaches, dyes, toners, etc etc. she used.. couldn't she just have paid a hairdresser? XD

    • @killerfrost647
      @killerfrost647 4 года назад +102

      Some people like the challenge of doing their hair at home its wearable art and when ya do it yourself and it comes out really good you feel better about yourself rather than how some might feel getting their hair done at a salon. I'm always changing up my hair and I love it when people ask if I go to a salon but I've always done it myself or had my sister do it.

    • @sarah.weaver
      @sarah.weaver 4 года назад +40

      Some people like doing it themselves, its an artistic outlet(myself included)
      But also..... Rn a lot of salons are closed so 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @ihaventtakenashowerin7week366
      @ihaventtakenashowerin7week366 4 года назад +10

      I have a hard time explaining what I want to hairdressers so I just do stuff at home

    • @suzannebernert
      @suzannebernert 4 года назад +2

      Then u don't have content for your channel and end up here on Mondo's channel 😀😎

    • @lilituprincess
      @lilituprincess 4 года назад +5

      Well where I live to do something like that you definitly need 300€ maybe more, so you just do it home...

  • @SimmerJas
    @SimmerJas 4 года назад +1516

    Guy: it’s not black and it’s not brown it’s in between
    Brad: so its dark brown?🙄🤨
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @destinycabryle
    @destinycabryle 4 года назад +653

    “that’s a big boy section” LMFAO the way Brad cringed

  • @oliviavaladez1504
    @oliviavaladez1504 3 года назад +32

    literally argued with the beauty supply worker about NOT wanting t18 and she was like “i’m trying to give you the best advice and t18 is universal and works for everyone. i work here, you don’t. soo” and long story short i bought it just to get out. hope this works.

  • @grandmadale8722
    @grandmadale8722 4 года назад +36

    You are the most sweetest young man. You never have anything mean to say, you show respect to everyone. I would love to be your adopted grandmother. I bet you're really a sweet gentleman in person.
    Thanks so much for all your videos. And the much needed Hello Beautiful!!

  • @constanzanavarro821
    @constanzanavarro821 4 года назад +186

    The first girl’s sister was so talented, we stan a home-stylist queen✨✨👑👑

  • @MsVictoriaChanel92
    @MsVictoriaChanel92 4 года назад +253

    I live for the commentary lol.
    Side note: Am I the only one who takes Brad’s flirting/compliments at the beginning of each video personal? Just me? Okay.

  • @londonsheraton1
    @londonsheraton1 3 года назад +41

    I’m from Sweden and I’m just wondering why the Swedish national anthem plays at the end of the second girl... 😂😂🇸🇪

  • @011divine
    @011divine 4 года назад +174

    No wonder Brad has over 5 million subscribers! He's just such a likeable person!!! Makes me feel so good afterwards

  • @ferretsofinstaoz6920
    @ferretsofinstaoz6920 4 года назад +453

    As a professional hairdresser of 26 years, i LOVE the fact that we're saying the exact same things, at the exact same time 🤣🤣🤣 except, you're politer Brad 🤭

    • @saossurvive
      @saossurvive 3 года назад +1

      Ew, stop being weird.

    • @britch7286
      @britch7286 3 года назад +28

      @@saossurvive what’s ur problem

    • @shambhavi8737
      @shambhavi8737 3 года назад +26

      @@saossurvive hows that weird? ur weird

  • @NaturallyDOPE0990
    @NaturallyDOPE0990 4 года назад +235

    “I don’t know what she was doing back there with that tiny brush” 🤣😭😭😭😭 that made me snort😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cutestreetgurl
    @cutestreetgurl 2 года назад

    I won't lie, the fact that you give compliments at the beginning of your video is the most positively phycological influence I've seen!😍 thank you for your videos they have really helped me🥰☺️

  • @purpledragonfly4
    @purpledragonfly4 4 года назад +544

    I'm 20 weeks pregnant, melting in the Georgia heat and look and feel like Sasquatch.
    Keep telling me I'm beautiful, you wonderful little liar you!

  • @odainanna
    @odainanna 4 года назад +245

    Girl: does something right
    Brad: beams with joy and cheers her on

    • @santam4898
      @santam4898 4 года назад +3

      I love that!!

    • @bunnyfeng4635
      @bunnyfeng4635 4 года назад +4

      I love when he sees videos that go right. He gets so happy and it's so infectious!

  • @ri5551
    @ri5551 4 года назад +184

    Brad is definitely that cool uncle that everybody looks for at family reunions

  • @CiaraBrooke89
    @CiaraBrooke89 3 года назад +8

    I live for his videos JUST to see his face when he sees people use T18 😂☠️ Brad is one of my favorites in general, but that T18 reaction gives me life!

  • @loralibrown6657
    @loralibrown6657 4 года назад +1396

    Instead of Brad Mondo approved it should be “MonDO” or “MonDONT”😂 Edit:thanks for the likes I’ve never gotten many!! I hope Brad sees it!!

  • @Wren-vu8cx
    @Wren-vu8cx 4 года назад +521

    Brad: youre beautiful
    Me sitting in an oversized tshirt eating doritos: im beautiful

    • @awvni7400
      @awvni7400 4 года назад +8

      Fr doe😭

    • @gacha_mayaxsyx8844
      @gacha_mayaxsyx8844 4 года назад +3

      We are always beatiful

    • @WeevBerry
      @WeevBerry 4 года назад +6

      Doritoes are always beautiful. The food of the beautifuls. Beautifuls nectar. Doritoes.

    • @whatwouldpicarddomakeitso9607
      @whatwouldpicarddomakeitso9607 4 года назад +1

      Lol ..my once over sized t shirt now fits snuggly. But brad said I’m beautiful. 😉

    • @rionell412
      @rionell412 4 года назад +2

      Omg I literally burst out laughing I'm wearing my hair bonnet and eating a whopper.

  • @avaf02
    @avaf02 4 года назад +563

    Primary school: when you put blue and yellow it makes green
    Brad: when you put blue and yellow it makes *WHITE*

    • @LifeofLynnsie
      @LifeofLynnsie 4 года назад +14

      This KILLED meeeeee

    • @molybdenum20
      @molybdenum20 4 года назад +79

      Blue and yellow makes gray when it comes to pigments.
      I don't know why primary school teaches outdated color theories.
      When working with pigments, you want to have a grasp on what is called "subtractive color theory." Pigments absorb color and reflect others. So when you mix, you are "taking away" colored light. It helps to fiddle around with digital colors, which operate in "additive color theory."
      If you go into a digital art program and select the color picker, you may find that there are RGB options. Slide the bars on green and red all the way up, and you get yellow. So in additive color theory, yellow adds red and green light. In subtractive color theory, yellow *takes away blue light.*
      Now slide all the color bars down, and slide blue all the way up. This is the color of blue that I refer to when talking about mixing blue and yellow. In subtractive color theory, blue *takes away red and green light.*
      So when you mix blue and yellow, you are taking away red light, green light and blue light, which makes black or gray.
      When you make green, you want to mix yellow and *cyan,* which you can see in additive color theory when you slide the blue and green bars all the way up. The mixture of yellow and cyan makes green, because yellow *takes away blue,* and cyan *takes away red,* leaving green.
      I believe you can play with subtractive color theory in an art program if you put one color on one layer, and another color over the first in a different layer, and set the layer on top to "multiply."
      Sorry if I sound snooty or anything, I just want to share info😅

    • @rosecleartalon
      @rosecleartalon 4 года назад +12

      Sarah Wienold I just learned something thank you ♡´・ᴗ・`♡

    • @Girlysamuraiesq
      @Girlysamuraiesq 4 года назад +1

      My hair literally turned green 😂😂😂

    • @umarlatiff9595
      @umarlatiff9595 4 года назад +1

      @@molybdenum20 that was acc some cool info

  • @madelinevance8954
    @madelinevance8954 3 года назад +8

    "Every time I see your face it gets more and more beautiful."
    Literally as I pour turkey bacon into my mouth with greasy hair.