Hairdresser Reacts To Quarantine Hair Dye Disasters

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @BradMondo
    @BradMondo  4 года назад +9282

    What did you do to your hair during quarantine? 👀👀

    • @a.b0wman457
      @a.b0wman457 4 года назад +407

      Cut 6 inches off lol

    • @isitangeline
      @isitangeline 4 года назад +198

      Break it off HAHA

    • @ananyasikka4
      @ananyasikka4 4 года назад +117

      @@a.b0wman457 have you beat 7 inches lol

    • @erikab9604
      @erikab9604 4 года назад +254

      Used box dye for the 1st time 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 but it wasn't a horror story so that's Gucci

    • @oilb0i811
      @oilb0i811 4 года назад +221

      shaved it aha

  • @hiboudeluxe
    @hiboudeluxe 4 года назад +8722

    if you say 'i'm gonna dye my hair using box dye' three times in a mirror, brad mondo appears behind you and gently whispers in your ear, 'noooooooooooooooo'.

    • @alexispascal9245
      @alexispascal9245 4 года назад +92

      This is funny 🤣🤣

    • @sagegreen3777
      @sagegreen3777 4 года назад +90

      I legit tried 😂😂

    • @alionberger23
      @alionberger23 4 года назад +35

      Haha that’s funny

    • @moonhowl08
      @moonhowl08 4 года назад +19

      Ok so I'm new to Brad Mondo page this was one of the first videos I saw. I'm curious now, I have never dyed my hair so why is box dye not recommended? What does Mondo recommend?

    • @dawnofdanielle7066
      @dawnofdanielle7066 4 года назад +33

      @@moonhowl08 Its mostly lack of experience/not the most quality dyes. If you know the right techniques and have the right stuff, you can do an okay job but (speaking as someone who does home dye jobs and cuts) having someone else do it will almost always come out better because they can literally get a better angle/view of what they're doing

  • @Graceepittman
    @Graceepittman 4 года назад +21703

    Why does Brad compliment me more than my whole family.

  • @teresaaldaz2569
    @teresaaldaz2569 4 года назад +4511

    You should do a “Bleach doesn’t lather” merch

    • @emilystreeter5585
      @emilystreeter5585 4 года назад +9

      Teresa Aldaz i was thinking that too!

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 4 года назад +30

      Can we also encourage beginners to do their hair in shifts? You don't have to get all the bleach on it at one time, especially if you're doing it alone. You can do the back, lift, wash and then do the front. You can do the ends, lift, wash and then do the roots. Also, we should also encourage people to get, not twice what they think they need, but 4 times what they think they need. Every time I dye my hair - the bleach is pretty much the same, but the dye.... I always need more or different colors to get what I wanted to achieve. Just, be more conservative and be prepared. *** also, there is blue shampoo! I have natural ashy blonde hair, but I still get a better result using the blue based bleach than the purple..... so, purple's not always the answer.

    • @MrsBauckman
      @MrsBauckman 4 года назад +40

      New Mondo merch:
      Color doesn’t lift color.
      Bleach the roots last.
      Bleach doesn’t lather.
      Don’t wash your hair before you bleach.

    • @kmpuci
      @kmpuci 4 года назад

      Copier

    • @needyrecords9782
      @needyrecords9782 4 года назад

      Juli 123 omg I have another account and my name is Julie and I have that exact profile pic I thought that was meeeee lolol

  • @bereasonable2499
    @bereasonable2499 3 года назад +750

    I can see why he is so popular. He never attacks, he is always positive and he makes us chuckle without hurting feelings! More people with channels need to take note…

    • @moneygrowz
      @moneygrowz 2 года назад +2

      i was wondering if anyone else caught that. she literally ignored what she said. not a good friend

    • @aharrypotterfan5951
      @aharrypotterfan5951 Год назад

      @@moneygrowz?

  • @marijaneva4235
    @marijaneva4235 4 года назад +5443

    I love how he’s dressed like a sims 4 character

    • @Gothkxttn
      @Gothkxttn 4 года назад +314

      When your townies start wearing your custom CC

    • @beckyterra3493
      @beckyterra3493 4 года назад +58

      Omg why is this so true

    • @leabunnee
      @leabunnee 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @sooshi6028
      @sooshi6028 4 года назад +112

      ironic that theres a Moschino stuff pack in the sims 4 😳

    • @22maddiej
      @22maddiej 4 года назад +12

      s h i b a BAHHAHA

  • @petra2093
    @petra2093 4 года назад +1460

    I love how he's literally wearing a hot pink cowboy hat and a pearl necklace and no one is questioning it

    • @bffplvanne-soetmarilou7136
      @bffplvanne-soetmarilou7136 4 года назад +110

      And it actually looks good on him, like no question we all know it

    • @clairetasber3943
      @clairetasber3943 4 года назад +29

      Why would it matter?

    • @adele6692
      @adele6692 4 года назад +49

      It's mad, I've never seen him look bad ever hahahahah

    • @bffplvanne-soetmarilou7136
      @bffplvanne-soetmarilou7136 4 года назад +32

      Adele He has like superpowers that makes him never look bad. I’m jealous lol

    • @yetzygarcia6202
      @yetzygarcia6202 4 года назад +14

      Pfft i didnt even notice the pearls lol

  • @rain6254
    @rain6254 4 года назад +3161

    *_Brad boosts my confidence everytime._*

  • @swanhookheart
    @swanhookheart 4 года назад +1800

    The one girl's just legit walking through this video in a towel. Like, I'm loving the IDGAF energy of this woman.

    • @LemonJellyJ
      @LemonJellyJ 4 года назад +45

      Yea, she is beautiful

    • @crystalkadletc1944
      @crystalkadletc1944 4 года назад +52

      She was my favorite. Just loving life, she’s the best

    • @APixieNinja
      @APixieNinja 2 года назад +10

      We all could use that energy, still now in 2022.

    • @A1sinceday1-88
      @A1sinceday1-88 Год назад +2

      ​@@APixieNinjaand still in October 2023. We need more good positive beastly energy ❤Loving themselves

    • @MetallicMagenta
      @MetallicMagenta 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@A1sinceday1-88 and still in October 2024

  • @denisehamelink346
    @denisehamelink346 4 года назад +472

    The second girl (with the fully pink hair) looks like a whole different person! She looks SOO good with the pink!

  • @annikariata4179
    @annikariata4179 4 года назад +849

    When Brad said „I wanna go back to my corner!“... every introvert felt that

    • @wrenwhite8402
      @wrenwhite8402 4 года назад +10

      I literally have a corner i chill in so I felt that in my bones

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @olivia-os8xj
      @olivia-os8xj 4 года назад

      I’m not an introvert lol 😆

    • @lillianhanna8450
      @lillianhanna8450 4 года назад +1

      me!

    • @gabrielastt
      @gabrielastt 4 года назад +2

      margot white this comment made me want to make a corner. One more thing to do tomorrow.

  • @leahm.lafferty8776
    @leahm.lafferty8776 4 года назад +532

    “I feel like I’m at the point of a mental break down.”
    “Please, we’re past that point.”
    Literally me and my sister lol

  • @alicejones5312
    @alicejones5312 4 года назад +298

    THE FIRST GIRL DYING HER FRIEND’S HAIR HAD SUCH GREAT ENERGY I LOVE HER SO MUCH

  • @brigravley8868
    @brigravley8868 4 года назад +1572

    Brad: "don't do you hair at home"
    Also Brad: *gives all the instruction on how to do it properly at home*

    • @tamraarmstrong1433
      @tamraarmstrong1433 4 года назад +126

      Yeah. Because he knew people were going to anyway😂

    • @zzq07
      @zzq07 4 года назад +19

      I never understood why he hates box dye, I mean it literally says the developer percentige and box dye never did me wrong 😂

    • @HyukBurgersTV
      @HyukBurgersTV 4 года назад +1

      goaway cheapppp

    • @parkerschellin1889
      @parkerschellin1889 4 года назад +10

      I’m literally bleaching my hair while watching this video oop-

    • @zzq07
      @zzq07 4 года назад +9

      @@HyukBurgersTV it is cheap but if you do it right it doesnt look cheap on you

  • @maisie4841
    @maisie4841 4 года назад +758

    "I'm just a little gay cowbow" is the energy I will be channelling for the rest of the year

  • @nicoleknowsnothing
    @nicoleknowsnothing 4 года назад +1962

    Can we please get “bleach doesn’t lather” merch? We deserve it.

    • @tinadoren
      @tinadoren 4 года назад +14

      I have been hoping he would!!

    • @deannaholland1162
      @deannaholland1162 4 года назад +13

      Or even a song

    • @valerie048
      @valerie048 4 года назад +6

      Omg right as I was reading that comment was when he said it 😂💀

    • @mrsraven9169
      @mrsraven9169 4 года назад +14

      And "color doesn't lift color"

    • @harliedalton398
      @harliedalton398 4 года назад +1

      Yesss

  • @Kathy-zx5bu
    @Kathy-zx5bu 3 года назад +91

    I love you!! 💘 You are so funny. I am a senior citizen that retired in Florida. Found a great hair stylist and said do whatever you want. Got a white (bleached) undercut pixie. I have colored it for 55 years! Life is too shorted to not live your extra life!!!

  • @beatrizbione8422
    @beatrizbione8422 4 года назад +2517

    the irony is when they say stuff like”sorry brad mondo” but the first thing they buy is box dye i mean are you even watching the videos ????

    • @livbxr
      @livbxr 4 года назад +33

      it’s cheaper I guess

    • @Verena2022
      @Verena2022 4 года назад +52

      It’s really not cheaper tho, like the difference in price is the difference between $10-15 dollars for a nice brand and developer from Sally’s vs $6-$10 box die

    • @allstr8peopledeservetodie10
      @allstr8peopledeservetodie10 4 года назад +15

      Kimberly Paulson box dye is literally 5 dollars here lmfao

    • @loverboy6149
      @loverboy6149 4 года назад +8

      @@Verena2022 a box dye is like 4 dollars to 20 and im in Canada so that kinda shocks me,

    • @22maddiej
      @22maddiej 4 года назад

      fr

  • @sophiasheehan561
    @sophiasheehan561 4 года назад +325

    Brad embracing his lockdown breakdown: Pink cowboy hats, designer Disney apparel, breakfast at tiffany's jewellery vibes, struggling to wrangle, complementing the shit outta all us couch potatoes out here on a binge of his videos.
    MAJESTIC AS HELL BABY! YOU LIVE UR EXTRA LIFE

    • @jacobbowers7137
      @jacobbowers7137 4 года назад +1

      Sophia Sheehan Live UR extra life? I just threw up in my mouth. Cringe to the Max dotcom

  • @nicii179
    @nicii179 4 года назад +475

    her: “it looks terrible” brad: “it looks a little dry” gotta love our positivity kween

  • @gabriellareyes376
    @gabriellareyes376 4 года назад +591

    Her friend legit ignored her when she said she didn't want to start at her roots

    • @adday.
      @adday. 3 года назад +71

      I'm an old woman and life has shown me than women should never let friends touch their hair.

    • @sowsowww
      @sowsowww 2 года назад +46

      Her friend clearly wanted to do a mess with her hair

    • @adday.
      @adday. 2 года назад +31

      @@sowsowww Yes, which makes me question the word friend. But hey, this channel is meant to be fun, so...

    • @sowsowww
      @sowsowww 2 года назад +12

      @@adday. you’re right I cannot even say friend🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @sowsowww
      @sowsowww 2 года назад +15

      @@adday. and I didn’t find it funny too 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @kokomp
    @kokomp 4 года назад +167

    since quarantine has started, I've managed to cut my waist length hair, to the top of my chest, then to my shoulders, then to my ears, then I shaved my head, bleached my hair, dyed it mint green, bleached my eyebrows, then dyed them mint green... I feel like I understand these girls on a spiritual level.

    • @yna3207
      @yna3207 4 года назад +21

      And you probably look really cute with mint green hair, you go girlll

    • @kokomp
      @kokomp 4 года назад +8

      Stefany Reis aww thank you! I actually posted videos about pretty all of them on channel if you wanna see lol

    • @KatsCraftNook
      @KatsCraftNook 4 года назад +5

      Most people have done that by now. We all are going insane

    • @abbyfletcher9728
      @abbyfletcher9728 4 года назад +2

      Yes!!!! Get it girlie! 😂

    • @kaylynrose7201
      @kaylynrose7201 4 года назад +1

      Where did you find the courage to do all this?! It took me a lot of nerve to change my part

  • @etherealelin
    @etherealelin 4 года назад +610

    Brad: "WHAT is going on today?? How are these girls doing this?!"
    You, Brad. We have learned it all from you.

    • @orchid_vega
      @orchid_vega 4 года назад +5

      YUP!

    • @hellzkittehn5699
      @hellzkittehn5699 4 года назад +13

      I'm just glad he acknowledges that we're going to do weird stuff to our hair😂

    • @Jamtarts2025
      @Jamtarts2025 4 года назад

      Honestly that's so true hhaha i want to bleach my hair too but when uni is over :)

  • @Diana-cc5io
    @Diana-cc5io 4 года назад +269

    I shaved my head a few days ago. My hair has been my biggest insecurity, and i wanted to love me, for me. I was tired of relying on my hair for happiness, validation, and finding comfort in it in order to feel beautiful. I wanted to prove to myself that I DO not have to have hair to be beautiful let alone follow societal expectations because for a LONG LONG time I let them get the best of me. I wanted to thank you Brad for encouraging women and being one of the reasons why I found the courage to do so, it’s people like you that give me strength. I love you so much, keep spreading the love, positivity, and kindness that you do.

    • @mtbrider1553
      @mtbrider1553 4 года назад +13

      U GO GURL

    • @syrion_n2579
      @syrion_n2579 4 года назад +5

      respect

    • @Loulou9031
      @Loulou9031 4 года назад +9

      I've been thinking about doing this for years but I haven't had the guts yet, I've had a high undercut for a long time so I'm half way there already. I have extremely thick curly hair and I'm just done.

    • @mortricia_heller7713
      @mortricia_heller7713 4 года назад +4

      You go girl!

    • @lorienjajou2998
      @lorienjajou2998 4 года назад +2

      YES GURL

  • @Heyyitsalli
    @Heyyitsalli 2 года назад +151

    Lmao I love when people ask “where is Brad Mondo when we need him??” And Brad just helplessly cries “I’m over here!” 😂😂

  • @bloop3624
    @bloop3624 4 года назад +2128

    Plssss make merch “bleach doesn’t lather” on a shirt PLS

  • @cheythen
    @cheythen 4 года назад +1995

    how on earth are people gonna say “someone call Brad” or “I’m sorry Brad” and STILL go and get box dye in their videos

    • @africanprincess2725
      @africanprincess2725 4 года назад +33

      That logic don't make sense🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @baria7119
      @baria7119 4 года назад +6

      Why not box dye? I want to dye my hair tomorrow, i wanted to use box dye but why is it bad?

    • @worldofkhi29540
      @worldofkhi29540 4 года назад +51

      @@baria7119 there's usually tons of ammonia in box dye which isn't good for your hair and you don't know what kind of developer they're giving you. that's why some of those girls' hair turned out wonky after bleaching it.

    • @AurorecOreo
      @AurorecOreo 3 года назад +2

      So what should we use ?

    • @judyjustus4483
      @judyjustus4483 3 года назад +2

      @@AurorecOreo go to sallys!

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 4 года назад +296

    brad’s energy in this video is very “the only person i have talked to in the last three months is myself”

    • @Wra8h
      @Wra8h 4 года назад +1

      so true

  • @sinxlb6813
    @sinxlb6813 3 года назад +466

    Anybody else get mad that the girl told her friend don’t start on my roots but continued to do so

    • @colorcutie97
      @colorcutie97 3 года назад +50

      If that was my friend I'd be off camera like "bitch really?" And then I would make sure it was her turn and give it right back. She is trusting you and you're being a lowkey dick

    • @lindsayash341
      @lindsayash341 3 года назад +42

      Literally thought the same thing. She totally did that on purpose… :/

    • @joannacmakuchi4316
      @joannacmakuchi4316 3 года назад +50

      she had a stank face the whole time while doing her hair, bye that's no "friend" 💀

    • @tierrateske1932
      @tierrateske1932 2 года назад +2

      Yess

  • @BHGR91
    @BHGR91 4 года назад +1206

    "I love a good trash bag moment"
    Me staring at myself in the mirror after my 3rd glass of chardonnay at 4pm

    • @ladyvice21
      @ladyvice21 4 года назад +2

      Relatable!🤦‍♀️🤣

    • @lauryn3634
      @lauryn3634 4 года назад +1

      me 😂😂😂

    • @nevermore99x30
      @nevermore99x30 4 года назад +1

      Same!!! Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one🤜🤛💜😂

    • @taylorsawyers6955
      @taylorsawyers6955 4 года назад

      Meeeee

    • @inberichten
      @inberichten 4 года назад

      Chardonnay; for the classy trash bag

  • @BabvBlues
    @BabvBlues 4 года назад +1685

    the cotton candy pink is amazing!!

    • @noname-1806
      @noname-1806 4 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @LemonJellyJ
      @LemonJellyJ 4 года назад +3

      Yessss I dig it so hard

    • @cassb.martin7659
      @cassb.martin7659 3 года назад +1

      Yeah it was absolutely beautiful! And omg ana you watch Brad! I love your content! I've been watching you for over 4 years 💖

  • @SimBits
    @SimBits 4 года назад +968

    "Ooh, I like this technique, she's sectioning and--OH OH NO I CHANGED MY MIND I DON'T LIKE THIS TECHNIQUE"

  • @stellabella14
    @stellabella14 3 года назад +48

    Love when you say hi beautiful
    I get bullied everyday about my weight what I look like and you make me so relieved and I love that thank you so much btw love your vids

  • @isabelfaustino7240
    @isabelfaustino7240 4 года назад +386

    Is no one gonna talk about how Brad can actually wear anything and still look like a freaking QUEEN?

    • @the_bob_147
      @the_bob_147 4 года назад +3

      Ikr he has a pink cowboy hat and some ugly fake pearls necklace and he still looks great like what the hell I swear he can put on a trashbag and he would still look damn good

    • @call_me_mad1236
      @call_me_mad1236 4 года назад +1

      I see an attractive person who doesn’t know how to dress himself @-@

    • @emmamarie2612
      @emmamarie2612 4 года назад

      FACTS THOOOO!!!!!

  • @nuggetmilkshake1350
    @nuggetmilkshake1350 4 года назад +3391

    Brad: Hello, beautiful. You look scrumptious.
    Me: *laying flat on my bed with my face smushed into my mattress, watching RUclips with only one eye* aww ☺️

  • @elina7347
    @elina7347 4 года назад +926

    Brad's outfit is me playing dress-up as a child.

    • @gabbie2396
      @gabbie2396 4 года назад +44

      i want to know HOW he decided on all of that. i respect it but w h a t 😂

    • @gegekoshak
      @gegekoshak 4 года назад +5

      True 😂😂😂👌🏻

    • @zahrah8512
      @zahrah8512 4 года назад +6

      Gabbie Helen Because **inhales** _hesbradmondonycccccc_

    • @Sausage709
      @Sausage709 4 года назад +1

      My kid today 🤣

  • @madlinoorkoiv8462
    @madlinoorkoiv8462 4 года назад +20

    My favorite part about his videos is his personality, but also how he always makes me feel good about myself, since I don't get compliments often and then he just comes telling me I'm beautiful and makes me blush. Love you, Brad xxx

    • @hollypuckett3931
      @hollypuckett3931 3 года назад +2

      You are beautiful. And worthy and valuable. You're special and important to this world. I'm grateful that you're here. ❤️

  • @oo3006
    @oo3006 4 года назад +225

    Brad's fashion sense is honestly on point and I think I speak for all of us when I say....
    WE NEED A CLOSET TOUR.

    • @gabbie2396
      @gabbie2396 4 года назад +8

      now that i know he has a bright pink cowboy hat... i need to know what other random pieces he has in his collection. i need it

    • @PussnBoot2516
      @PussnBoot2516 4 года назад +2

      That'd be fun! I want a bright pink cowboy hat too

    • @addyxbxbyhey9156
      @addyxbxbyhey9156 4 года назад

      Yes.

  • @harleycarroll4775
    @harleycarroll4775 4 года назад +662

    I legit had a customer come in to Walmart today and flag me down while standing in the hair dye aisle. I asked her if I could help her find anything and she said she wanted a toner for her hair. So naturally I glanced to just see what her hair looks like. She had yellow roots that turned into red and fades into a dark brown. I was horrified at what this woman was asking for while looking at her head. She wanted a toner so that her ends were fixed. I told her "um we have this toner, but honestly your best bet is to bleach your hair." We didn't have any box kits in stock. So I suggested she go to Sally's the next town over *literally 20 minutes away* This woman goes "oh I don't wanna go that far." I told her she could come back in a few days to see if we've restocked. She proceeds to grab a platinum box dye and an antibrass shampoo. I had to leave the aisle before I said something that got me fired. I tried. 😂🤦

    • @alexandrajade5918
      @alexandrajade5918 4 года назад +39

      I used to always get called over radio to help in the hair dye aisle at target for this same kind of stuff when I worked there years ago haha

    • @erosebud123
      @erosebud123 4 года назад +47

      I had a customer with dark brown hair check out with platinum blonde box dye and I just looked at her like, "oh, honey. You're going to ruin your hair....." I wasnt sure if I should say anything. But secretly, I think she knew.

    • @pathofthetrickster
      @pathofthetrickster 4 года назад +19

      Lmao you're too kind for this world. I'd be begging for anyone to help me fix that mess

    • @lilyvalley5389
      @lilyvalley5389 4 года назад +2

      Awwwe. If ypu have a car is okay. Try me going by bus every hr is stress not being out 3 weeks depression, health body not best. I am looking for getting my niose pires back to none small as is a bit big noticabke. Not taking care of muself now ruined my looks on nose,etc but that us worst sealing with besides hair can be fixed cut at salon, etc next month bday. I don't know if my nose pores issue will be by then. I hope so. I looked up RUclips nice natural skin chem peel, but natural cuz cant go or pay a salon I kniw has been around long, xiz no soecials only once when could not oay. Hope this holiday is then I get it. Im scared though, cuz sensitive thin skin, not allot like others but enough. They are chemicaks after all & they may be goid tecj not dault, but product is okay but not on mr idk. I need sonething not to expensive atm. Her recipe for natural is too much work yucky icky. Maybe with constant care till then be ok if not by week of bday I will have to find instant fix. Lack of eating, water, spitting up lost fluids,etc collagen so is why. Once yoh get it not sure can be reversed though says it can be, but I was so keeping myself & would not have to do much anyhow at all if had not gone through those 3 weeks. No shower etc whaloeing in fear, etc. This time was worse of same time straight daily weekly consequetively somehow caused this. I think saw minor change so I will give it time using mask 2 times a week.

    • @penyunne
      @penyunne 4 года назад +2

      @@erosebud123 We can assume whatever we want to but people don't always buy stuff for themselves only. I don't dye my hair but sometimes when I'm shopping I buy box dye for my grandma who dyes her hair at home. This could have been a similar case for all we know.

  • @스타-t3f
    @스타-t3f 4 года назад +1137

    That girl who dumps the bleach really want to ruin her friends hair omg

    • @auistle3262
      @auistle3262 4 года назад +48

      But the result was outstanding!!

    • @MelodyMariesn2
      @MelodyMariesn2 4 года назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @iloveGod1105
      @iloveGod1105 4 года назад +12

      right... I was thinking the same thing :(

    • @Wra8h
      @Wra8h 4 года назад +1

      @@auistle3262 Are you joking?

    • @xx-rm6uf
      @xx-rm6uf 4 года назад

      i love kilee

  • @happylala33
    @happylala33 2 года назад +226

    I feel like Brad must have ADHD because he's a complete perfectionist who is completely done with the level of effort required to reach his own perfectionism and I felt that.

    • @lordarthur2165
      @lordarthur2165 2 года назад +24

      I remember he saying he has ADHD in one of his reaction videos, I don't remember which one tho 😔

    • @annaliselenore
      @annaliselenore 2 года назад +9

      I don't think that has anything to do with having ADHD but he may still have it

    • @gabbieellis3542
      @gabbieellis3542 Год назад +1

      @Makai Threads I have adhd and I’m a perfectionist but I’m not disgnosed with ocd it’s a thing with adhd people

    • @gabbieellis3542
      @gabbieellis3542 Год назад

      @Makai Threads not all adhd people but some

    • @ilovesnus4ever
      @ilovesnus4ever Год назад +1

      @@annaliselenore i have adhd and can be an extreme perfectionist at times

  • @moniquelang02
    @moniquelang02 4 года назад +235

    “Which means I can buy more things I don’t need” same brad, same.

  • @Winter-ce3yp
    @Winter-ce3yp 4 года назад +493

    Brad every time he hears “box dye”: ...*inhales deeply* gIrL-

  • @xxQuoteTheRavenxx
    @xxQuoteTheRavenxx 4 года назад +545

    "Where is Brand Mondo when you need him?"
    "I'm RiGHt HeRE!" 😭😭

    • @lyfewdee8495
      @lyfewdee8495 4 года назад +10

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂

    • @simona_sigmund1001
      @simona_sigmund1001 4 года назад +5

      @@lyfewdee8495 And I was looking for yours 😂

    • @brookiecookie3877
      @brookiecookie3877 4 года назад +4

      AHHH I was looking for this comment!! lmaooo

  • @AmberHoskinsBeauty
    @AmberHoskinsBeauty 3 года назад +12

    Brad having a mini cry over being perceived outside of his videos and the bubble of hair happiness he exists in is honestly a mood. I DO WANT TO BE PERCIEVED OUTSIDE OF THE CONFINES OF MY BUBBLE EITHER 🤣😭

  • @rozeico
    @rozeico 4 года назад +1932

    Roses are red, black lives matter, Brad Mondo freaking out: bLeaCH dOeSN’t lAtHEr

  • @sdstewart100
    @sdstewart100 4 года назад +1006

    “Bleach doesn’t lather”. That seriously needs to be put on a shirt.

  • @sydneydaniel5319
    @sydneydaniel5319 4 года назад +99

    nobody, literally no one:
    brad mondo single handedly fixing my self confidence at the beginning of every video : you are so gorgeous, i’m so glad u are here

  • @addiasf869
    @addiasf869 3 года назад +205

    "why does it smell like fish...im starting to think its my coochie" IM GOING TO PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING AT THAT

  • @allisonsweet734
    @allisonsweet734 4 года назад +702

    *boyfriend to me*
    “Are you watching Brad mondo again?” HE’S TELLING ME HOW PRETTY I AM! SHUT UP!!!!

  • @ninas.9020
    @ninas.9020 4 года назад +306

    I dont think people are getting better at coloring their hair, Brad is just lowering his standards

    • @Sausage709
      @Sausage709 4 года назад +38

      I think he's taking into consideration they have no idea what they are doing.

    • @ninas.9020
      @ninas.9020 4 года назад +2

      @@Sausage709 could be, could be

  • @grcdcknsn
    @grcdcknsn 4 года назад +908

    Pink is such a flattering hair color on almost everyone let’s be real. When in doubt, go pink

    • @daminiiiiiii
      @daminiiiiiii 4 года назад +22

      Me a brown maybe not

    • @kierasaurusfrost
      @kierasaurusfrost 4 года назад +54

      Damini Yadav you can go for a darker, dusty rose color! Or lean towards mauve. I also think a darker pink with dark drown or black roots looks so good! Anyone can wear any color, but how flattering it is comes down to undertone and shade!

    • @juliaw151
      @juliaw151 4 года назад +8

      grace mabel yep! Currently pink and loving it lol

    • @scottstreet9667
      @scottstreet9667 4 года назад +11

      grace mabel I’m going pink tomorrow and needed the reassurance haha thanks!

    • @grcdcknsn
      @grcdcknsn 4 года назад +6

      pluto hell yeah! You’re gonna rock it!

  • @brennak6731
    @brennak6731 4 года назад +69

    “Just slam her head against the table” MEEEE HAHHAA

  • @ParadeOfPurple
    @ParadeOfPurple 4 года назад +558

    LOL at “do you really wanna have bad hair? Is that the goal?” But like do they actually?? Because they NEVER do any research

    • @allysonbaker325
      @allysonbaker325 4 года назад +4

      People always mention him and then don’t follow any of the rules he says EVERY TIME. Come on!

  • @KristyChildress
    @KristyChildress 4 года назад +160

    I've been dying my hair at home since high school in the 90's when I was "Tori Amos" red but the for last few years I've been super dark brown. My hair is naturally light brown with some red tones. My roots were growing in, and with all the panic buying, I couldn't find my usual brand. So, I took the opportunity to dye my roots bright red, and I am seriously living my best quarantine life.

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail 4 года назад +11

      Yaaaas! You take that joy where you can get it!

    • @beths609
      @beths609 4 года назад

      Bet your hair looks super cute!!

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 4 года назад

      Tori inspired many a redhead! I started going red in 1993.

  • @elpeoPsselemoHehT
    @elpeoPsselemoHehT 4 года назад +222

    "Do whatever you want, Brad." -Literally me as a client.

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 4 года назад +1

      id trust him with my hair in a heartbeat

    • @Sausage709
      @Sausage709 4 года назад

      Me too. If I go and get my hair done (rare thing as is always in a pony tail/ bun) I'm like do whatever you want. Trust you.

  • @laurababora9898
    @laurababora9898 4 года назад +11

    I had a mental breakdown just last night. I dyed my dark blonde/light brown hair with Garnier box dye "platinum blonde" & while it is SO CLOSE to being exactly what I wanted... it's not. So I cried for about an hour till I calmed down & then went to watch a TON of videos about fixing slightly orange roots & how to get the color I want. I ordered a ton of stuff from Sally's & will be picking all of it up in the morning, so that's when the adventure begins.
    BUT... it's just hair. It's hair. It grows back. It can be fixed. There are hats for a reason. Everything is gonna be okay... After watching these videos, I know my hair will be just fine. I'll be okay. I feel much better after watching these videos.

    • @taylorjohnson9321
      @taylorjohnson9321 3 года назад

      Just because you impulsively dyed your hair doesn't always mean you "had a mental breakdown" stop trying to make that sound cool

    • @laurababora9898
      @laurababora9898 3 года назад +7

      @@taylorjohnson9321 calm down, Taylor. You sound unintelligent & unstable since you can’t understand some people actually do have a mental breakdown that causes them to cut or dye their hair or break things or binge eat. You’re not a cool person for judging others in a RUclips comment & bashing them.

  • @gabiiitiii8425
    @gabiiitiii8425 4 года назад +398

    fact: brad‘s the only person that has the ability to makes you sit through the sponsor

    • @mcnee1ce
      @mcnee1ce 4 года назад +18

      nope. skip to 2:10 lmao

    • @IhraMarshmallows
      @IhraMarshmallows 4 года назад +4

      You have to watch nailea hahaha i sometimes forgot she's talking about sponsorship lol

    • @nou5040
      @nou5040 4 года назад

      @@mcnee1ce thanks

    • @44ray8
      @44ray8 4 года назад +2

      You should check out Binging with Babish. His "commercials" are hilarious.

    • @FreggFaerie
      @FreggFaerie 4 года назад +1

      Clearly you haven't watched Gus Johnson, Eddy Burback, Danny Gonzalez, or Drew Gooden, that have all mastered watchable adds!

  • @MB-pt6dg
    @MB-pt6dg 4 года назад +1004

    I would tell my hairdresser to do whatever she wants but she’s too nervous, she’s like a skittish pixie I remember I went in for a pixie cut and she was so nervous literally checking to see if I’m still okay with it every five minutes and I’m like “girl you could shave it off and I wouldn’t give a fuck.” She was nervous the entire time I had to coax her to take more off and when she was done it was like she was waiting for me to burst out crying god I love her. 😂

    • @xbilliexshearsx
      @xbilliexshearsx 4 года назад +104

      Anytime I've told a hairdresser to do whatever they want they give me a lob. I feel like many hairdressers have been traumatized by people saying do whatever and then crying/screaming.

    • @Sweetinfernalcreature
      @Sweetinfernalcreature 4 года назад +40

      That’s so cute! My hairdresser always went ham and was shocked I didn’t cry. Like girl, are you trying to make people cry? 😂😂

    • @sylviaa5646
      @sylviaa5646 4 года назад +16

      Aww such a sweetheart

    • @ДарьяВолкова-ш4ш
      @ДарьяВолкова-ш4ш 4 года назад +9

      Last time my hairdresser was checking on me if I'm ok that she cut tiny bit of my really too long hair. It was really confusing to say more and more and more.

    • @aveelovesya
      @aveelovesya 4 года назад +15

      I couldn't cut all my hair off lol I'm too emotionally attached. I think about it sometimes but then remember last time I got it like cut cut (8 inches) my grandpa died the next day and I like KNOW its completely unrelated but also my subconscious is like if you cut your hair something bad will happen so...

  • @annaf3884
    @annaf3884 4 года назад +665

    Brad “you look scrumptious”
    Me with my hair that has not had my hair washed in 2 weeks and not got out of my bed other than for food: thank you 😌

  • @maddiehermann2215
    @maddiehermann2215 3 года назад +290

    brad: “you look scrumptious”
    me: **stuffing my face with takis** “thank you?”

    • @laila-nd4ve
      @laila-nd4ve 3 года назад

      Its the pfp for me ✋😂

    • @carolannwilliams8291
      @carolannwilliams8291 3 года назад +1

      He was talking to the takis- (jk I’m sure you’re scrumptious too)

  • @NaiveProfanity
    @NaiveProfanity 4 года назад +609

    WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
    I have some 40 volume developer under my sink that I legitimately bought on accident because it was in the wrong place, and I refuse to use 40 on my naturally level 9 hair. You mean I can mix that shit with a 10 and make it 25 volume?!?!
    Brad Mondo out here saving lives and don't even know it.

    • @Wra8h
      @Wra8h 4 года назад +44

      girrrrl of course! even better, you can use conditioner to dilute it, smiple

    • @loverboy6149
      @loverboy6149 4 года назад +2

      Or water

    • @whatsnewlu6706
      @whatsnewlu6706 4 года назад +27

      @@loverboy6149 , cept if you use water your mix is gonna dry out S0000 fast and you'll have to work super speedy quick with it, but conditioner makes it TH!CC so it stays moist longer and is less likely to run/bleed

    • @TheGothicMother
      @TheGothicMother 4 года назад +1

      Mix with conditioner! I bought 40 by accident and refused lto put it on my hair, then saw I could mix it with conditioner so wound up paying the same price for two uses!

  • @jillianolson5369
    @jillianolson5369 4 года назад +331

    brad needs to do a series where he facetimes people (famous or just regular clients) and guides them through the process of doing their hair during quaretine

    • @JaxiXD210XD
      @JaxiXD210XD 4 года назад +3

      Did you see his recent collab with Hyram? Its not exactly facetime but its close lol

    • @OzwaldCobblepot85
      @OzwaldCobblepot85 4 года назад

      I love this idea!

  • @emilymarie5678
    @emilymarie5678 4 года назад +1085

    "I'm just a little gay cowboy"
    *lil nas x has entered the chat*

  • @swinxfee
    @swinxfee Год назад +6

    Is brad the only hairdresser on youtube? NO there are many super knowledgeable professionals making videos. Howeverrrr. Is he the most entertaining? HELL YESSSSS❤

  • @Specialist_7
    @Specialist_7 4 года назад +179

    I told a hairdresser "do what you want" once and she completely ruined my hair, it took me 3 years to completely get rid of that horrendous color and the damage. So nowadays I go to the salon once a year and I am extremely specific because that shit was traumatising.

    • @snowmu
      @snowmu 4 года назад +21

      what did she do?

    • @sademouton7391
      @sademouton7391 4 года назад

      .

    • @iyria126
      @iyria126 4 года назад +2

      I've had a similar problem before, I didn't cry till I discovered that I couldn't even HIDE IT!

    • @DarkCuteness
      @DarkCuteness 4 года назад +1

      Same my hair was green (and I hate the green color) but now it's fixed thanks god

    • @MissMeganBeckett
      @MissMeganBeckett 4 года назад +6

      I got a haircut once that I wanted to look like Charlize Theron in Aeon flux, you know that angled blunt bob that’s longer in the front? Well, they gave me a layered cut very short almost bangs in the front and I couldn’t even fix it because they cut off all of the length where I wanted it and left it long where it should be short. Long story short, I didn’t go back to a first choice haircutter for more than fifteen years and I left the salon bawling. I don’t like that the stylist always asks how you like your hair when you can’t even see as far as the mirror I didn’t find out I needed glasses till grade nine and I still can’t see the mirror since I have to take my glasses off before they start. Getting a haircut is freaking stressful when you can’t tell if your stylist actually understands what you want them to do until they’re done.

  • @anichka101
    @anichka101 4 года назад +153

    Brad does the whole world a service just by starting out his videos with
    *"Hey beautiful"*

  • @emmamarie2612
    @emmamarie2612 4 года назад +407

    I need a mug that says, “Bleach doesn’t lather.”

    • @kales9971
      @kales9971 4 года назад

      order me one too😂

    • @luneadverse
      @luneadverse 4 года назад +6

      And I need a mug that says "color doesn't lift color"

    • @emmamarie2612
      @emmamarie2612 4 года назад +3

      BRAD WHERE ARE OUR MUGS?! WE’RE BEGGING FOR MUGGGGSSSS!!!!!

    • @tinadoren
      @tinadoren 4 года назад

      Yes!!

    • @not_entirely_sane1144
      @not_entirely_sane1144 4 года назад

      Ahhhh Stefonnnn yessss

  • @johansmallberries9874
    @johansmallberries9874 3 года назад +9

    These two girls are like a legit comedy duo.

  • @nicolemarie1468
    @nicolemarie1468 4 года назад +268

    Brad: "HOW ARE THESE GIRLS DOING THIS?! THAT LOOKS INCREDIBLE!"
    Also Brad: *Exists and educates*

  • @gabycakes_
    @gabycakes_ 4 года назад +2469

    All the dislikes are just people who ruined their hair during quarantine

    • @johncuellar7790
      @johncuellar7790 4 года назад +9

      @Juliana kisiel or the ones in the video

    • @gabbie2396
      @gabbie2396 4 года назад +5

      or they were planning on ruining it and he foiled their plans 😂

    • @evita.v
      @evita.v 4 года назад +8

      i bleached mine and surprisingly, it's still attached to my head

    • @merzthepam7757
      @merzthepam7757 4 года назад +2

      now dats a lot of people

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад

      Well, serves them right. They should have listened to Brad. lol

  • @Sabrina_9
    @Sabrina_9 4 года назад +431

    Imagine being one of Brad's bestfriends you would have the best looking hair ever! 😂

    • @aliviarose
      @aliviarose 4 года назад +2

      13th like :)

    • @genevievedeady4947
      @genevievedeady4947 4 года назад +28

      or he'd just get mad by all of your bad hair habits...

    • @misuzu437
      @misuzu437 4 года назад +8

      If wanna be his friend just cause he seems like he's such an awesome guy!! 🥰❤

  • @Skittlez_Smash
    @Skittlez_Smash 4 года назад +5

    Brad's intros give me more confidence everytime i hear them. Why does this man give more compliments than anyone else? Keep it up you beautiful human, you are my hair savior and god. ❤

  • @sashkapos5107
    @sashkapos5107 4 года назад +2062

    “I’m just a little gay cowboy”

  • @Name-vl8el
    @Name-vl8el 4 года назад +718

    Colors I have had during quarantine: Platinum and orange roots, Purple and orange roots (dye didn’t take), Dark Brown(told myself I was going back to my natural color and never messing w my hair again)
    1 week later:
    Light Brown(stripped the hair dye w vitamin C, and currently: ash blonde ends and orange roots. My hairstylist appointment is Friday to fix it😂😂
    Also did I mention I cut 6+ inches off🤦🏽‍♀️ somebody make me stop pls

    • @arooshatariq5573
      @arooshatariq5573 4 года назад +18

      Um

    • @ZaamNoodle
      @ZaamNoodle 4 года назад +12

      I went ginger 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Marley-18.
      @Marley-18. 4 года назад +2

      Whoa

    • @laulaublue5006
      @laulaublue5006 4 года назад +25

      I don't know why but I found myself reading this. And I ask myself: why the heck am I reading sb else's life, not that I even care. The point is that it was really interesting knowing about your hair colour during this quarantine. It's curious how we post about our lives on the internet knowing that it'll be strangers who read it.

    • @bnyob3463
      @bnyob3463 4 года назад +5

      Omg....sounds exactly like my color rotation from things that I thought would be great!(You are not alone)lol.

  • @laurengreb4136
    @laurengreb4136 4 года назад +67

    It cracks me up when people are talking about Brad and then do EXACTLY what Brad says NOT to do 😂

  • @KioraDragonfire
    @KioraDragonfire 3 года назад +9

    Does anyone else appreciate Brad's intros? They always make me smile and make me feel better on my worse days❤ thank you Brad and I hope you and your team are doing well.

  • @KittyIvie
    @KittyIvie 4 года назад +371

    "You look remarkable."
    *me laying in bed lookin like Big Ed* "thx"

  • @meala4943
    @meala4943 4 года назад +1145

    Me: they're gonna do so horrible and their hair is gonna fall off
    Girls: *does hair and it comes out good*
    Me: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @estherstreet4582
      @estherstreet4582 4 года назад +9

      I think the hair dye gods are taking pity on us during quarantine, about a month ago I dyed my bangs blue with no bleach on virgin mid-blonde hair and it still looks super good.

    • @user-by1fp9gv9b
      @user-by1fp9gv9b 4 года назад +1

      Omg army’sss

    • @anisazeneli6430
      @anisazeneli6430 4 года назад

      We Love the pikachu Face

    • @meala4943
      @meala4943 4 года назад

      Yes, Army!

  • @alainarolland3305
    @alainarolland3305 4 года назад +263

    Bleach doesn’t lather, it saturates!

  • @glitterxgore6943
    @glitterxgore6943 3 года назад +4

    Watching Brad Mondo reaction videos before and during coloring my hair has saved my compulsive butt SO many times from ruining my hair. Since I started watching his videos in 2017 I now I do NOT use box dye, use a lower developer, section my hair and use a dye brush to apply color. Thanks Brad!!!

  • @lyndseylove3527
    @lyndseylove3527 4 года назад +218

    I've never related to anything in Brad's videos more than "where is my corner I wanna go back to my corner!?!"

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 4 года назад +1

      Lyndsey Love Me laughing for 5 minutes straight while in my corner! 😂

  • @AlleenLoveHope
    @AlleenLoveHope 4 года назад +21

    Here's a video I cant find anywhere: "What Unnatural Hair Color Would Work Best With Your Skintone?" Adding fair/dark complexions within that bracket would be amazingly helpful!

  • @jennifercobb8570
    @jennifercobb8570 4 года назад +415

    "It feels like hay" "It's honestly not even bad"

    • @sylviaa5646
      @sylviaa5646 4 года назад +1

      Ppphttt-hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha

    • @EC-dg6ti
      @EC-dg6ti 4 года назад +12

      Nobody is as delusional as someone bleaching their hair

  • @tipsy3751
    @tipsy3751 3 года назад +41

    Me who has been homeschooled for two years: hah. *I can fuck up my hair as much as I want and the only person to make fun of me is myself*

  • @melanieprice9052
    @melanieprice9052 4 года назад +244

    Brad : I just want to wrangle in some boys . me : omg same

  • @chaucernerd1690
    @chaucernerd1690 4 года назад +39

    Imagining Brad’s reaction is literally what has kept me from cutting and/or dying my hair myself. Appointment with my stylist on June 14!

    • @karla9319
      @karla9319 4 года назад

      Mine is on the 16th!!! Going blonde :-)

    • @as19J01
      @as19J01 4 года назад

      I'm so scared to go to the salon and show them the haircut i attempted 🙈🙈

  • @starry_shy
    @starry_shy 4 года назад +670

    “I’m just a little gay cowboy” I *felt* that

  • @TheMirmir225
    @TheMirmir225 3 года назад +358

    The first girl seems like she would stress me out instantly ... She had no care in the world for her friends hair at all smh

    • @Heyyitsalli
      @Heyyitsalli 2 года назад +56

      Nahh it’s was the friend in the second video for me. The first girl at least tried to remember what she learned about bleaching and she and her friend had an understanding that she wasn’t an expert. In the second video the girl literally stated she didn’t want her roots, nor the front, dyed first (as it’s supposed to be). The friend literally tried to argue (“you know bleach is going all over it right”) like sis who cares that’s her hair just do it the way she asked or step tf back. Lol the first video had a vibe where the girl was just nervous about her hair being bleached but she didn’t seem to doubt her friend too much.

    • @sydgallup338
      @sydgallup338 2 года назад +20

      Same here, she legit gave no care for her friends hair! She acted like she could just mess around with her hair and was slapping that brush around, painting Willy nilly. I was so mad at her watching that 😂 she’s lucky her friend is very chill

    • @bigb853
      @bigb853 2 года назад +8

      Thank-you! She was more concerned with being funny, then her friend's hair.....I am not down with it.

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye 2 года назад +14

      Nah, I liked the first girl. Pouring the bleach was dumb, but I felt like her and her friend trusted each other, and she did put a lot of work into fixing it, and she was successful. I think her and her friend were at the same level of IDGAF.

    • @jayp2781
      @jayp2781 2 года назад +3

      Fr tho. That girl tried too hard to be entertaining and funny than actually trying to do her friend’s hair well. Even if they had an understanding beforehand that she wasn’t the best at dying hair, she still should’ve tried her best instead of messing it up for views. I’m sorry, but that’s a fake friend to me.

  • @aperson4344
    @aperson4344 4 года назад +212

    Me and my dog are having a movie night together even tho it’s the middle of the day but we have just been binge watching Brad’s vids all day

    • @assiend
      @assiend 4 года назад +3

      Same but with cat :3

    • @terrionsmith1389
      @terrionsmith1389 4 года назад +4

      Me 3. Dog cat and turtle.😂

    • @Jennifer-xh5xf
      @Jennifer-xh5xf 4 года назад +4

      Me 4 with my dog cat turtle and bird

    • @assiend
      @assiend 4 года назад

      Ella 0w0 I envy all of you turtle owners 😔 🐢 ♥️

  • @happysatan03
    @happysatan03 4 года назад +86

    my mom is an ex hairstylist and hates box dye even like 20+ years later. also shout out to her for fixing my bleached mess yesterday.

  • @sarah11sings95
    @sarah11sings95 4 года назад +306

    Girls: mess up their hair terribly
    also girls: "So, I just put in purple shampoo"

  • @Lulabella46
    @Lulabella46 2 года назад +8

    Oh I do utterly adore Brad ❤. Imagine the world without him 😞.

  • @LovelySongsForyou
    @LovelySongsForyou 4 года назад +286

    someone else: you’re beautiful omg
    me: ew no
    brad mondo: welcome beautiful you look stunning today...
    me: 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

  • @killlala7195
    @killlala7195 4 года назад +154

    Brad’s so extra he’d rather go back to his corner than be an icon. He didn’t choose this life, the life chose him!

  • @beckym332
    @beckym332 4 года назад +496

    Brad’s next merch tagline: “Bleach doesn’t lather!” 😂

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 2 года назад +48

    I forgot how insane quarantine made everyone 💀

  • @Vnillawafer
    @Vnillawafer 4 года назад +140

    His voice when he says “I’m over HErE” 😂😭😭

  • @ChloeFrench
    @ChloeFrench 4 года назад +723

    I need a t-shirt that says “Bleach doesn’t lather”

    • @c.g.1284
      @c.g.1284 4 года назад +16

      And a "Don't start at the roots" one to pair it with! ;)

    • @LouiseGreeneyed
      @LouiseGreeneyed 4 года назад +15

      It's gonna say Bleach doesn't lather on the front and don't start at the roots on the bag and I'd pay for shipping to Europe.

    • @eli_iscool8813
      @eli_iscool8813 4 года назад

      Please

    • @MegaBabbel
      @MegaBabbel 4 года назад +10

      And color does not lift color

    • @mirosruiz5511
      @mirosruiz5511 4 года назад

      Im waiting for merch!!

  • @flushthecatnip
    @flushthecatnip 3 года назад +31

    'Why does everything smell like fish? I'm starting to think its my coochie."
    Omfg, I SCREAMED, and I'm pretty sure my husband is filing for a divorce in the morning 🤣🤣