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For the record, $6k can get you a great room on a REAL cruise ship, with food, drinks, and actual sightseeing excursions included. If you’re thinking about going to this hotel, just don’t. Go have a better experience out in the real world.
We sail on RC in a balcony room for 7 days do an excursion at each port and even eat in some of the specialty restaurants and never have spent anywhere near $6000.00, we have even then spent 7 days in Universal Portofino Bay, room w/bay view 4 day park to park tickets and eat in Citywalk daily and still for both didn’t spend $6000.00 this is just beyond ridiculous.
Right now, 10 days in the Baja and Puerto Vallarta on the MS Zaandam in the most expensive suite they have, drinks and excursions included, is $4999. $1099 for the basic package.
@@beautyforashes2022 even if I was rich I would be pissed. I could literally hire people to pretend to make me the star of my own Star Wars experience for that money. Not to mention, yet again, the double down on the sequels
It looks very unappealing. I’m not even considering the ridiculous price when I say that. Maybe I’m just not a huge Star Wars fan but I wouldn’t want to waste two days there I’d rather just chill at home and play video games. Or going to the park’s themselves would be way more fun.
@@ColonelCarnage dude, imagine 6k for an intense Star Wars vr game. But nah, we got this crap. Worst part is if I wasn’t told this was Star Wars…would I have known it was Star Wars. Not to mention how it pisses me off how they are trying to make it this lynchpin for Star Wars history. I just don’t believe every trilogy came here. Coruscant I could believe, since it was the galactic center, but a cruise liner?!? Way to make the galaxy feel small AGAIN Disney.
@@edwardrichtofen8530 GL went against Hollywood in the past. He had fans to enrich their fantasy and mind with his personas. People who are made like this are difficult to control or indoctrinate by government or activists. So his legacy must be undone and the undoing is not allowed to be questioned. thats the eason why rey is a false prophet as an icon. She is a lure for people to follow Disneys politics. People are convinced that you do not need much training or anything to be someone. You must just follow the correct political leads. So it is a deception and people are made to drones.
Ya know, Vito, the exterior of the Galactic Starcruiser has all the charm of a downtown parking garage, or a cold war bomb shelter - for anyone of my generation!
Those "pods" for children are what always struck me as odd about these rooms. They look really uncomfortable. They also look like only a small child would fit in them. What if your child is... well, not a small child?
That room doesn’t scream “Star Wars” to me at all. It looks like a standard Las Vegas hotel ballroom decorated with some fancy lights, and the people are being “entertained” by a subpar lounge singer. As for the rooms, I wouldn’t want to stay there at all. Even if the experience cost $500 rather than $6000, I still would have no interest. This could have been something absolutely awesome, but I don’t think Disney is capable of awesome anymore.
This isn’t the Disney Walt had in mind or planned. He wanted everyone to be able to experience it but the group in charge now only pander to the wealthy.
Uncle Walt also had that EPCOT become an actual, inhabited city-not an overpriced, miserable excuse for a world's fair, with only 8 country pavilions. 🤢
$6,000?!!?!! For what? To eat in a dining room that looks like a Marriott ball room and sleep in a closet? I’m good. Now if that was actual hotel in space….. Okay $6,000 makes sense.
If it was on a cruise ship where the amenities outside the room were plentiful and included, it may well be worth it. Three meals, open bar, and some rides and shows on an ocean cruise ALMOST breaches the "worth it" line. But this? This has to be like... The new extortion rackets since people are waking up to art auctions.
@@Psychonautical89 Yep. You can get an all nights paid all amenities paid nice cruise vacation for this price and actually go to other places on the planet. This is bizarre. The quality just looks like shit and it's too expensive for a majority of people.
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If you wake up in the middle of the night, it will feel like sleeping over at a friends house in elementary school. You just have to lay there quietly until your friend wakes up.
Disney exec: “You can live out your very own Star Wars story!” Park Goer: A Star Wars Story “Join our hero as he stands in line for 120 minutes, holding his piss and giving his wife the silent treatment”
I think it's less that Disney cares about star wars and more that Disney's decision makers have such a bland taste in star wars that it comes off as fake to actual fans. Which, tbh, that's precisely how the entire Woke mentality (of which Disney is a very woke company) is defined. Fake.
I'd much rather spend 2 weeks in a cabin in the middle of the woods, with no electricity, phone access or internet than spend a single night in a place like that!
MY REVIEW OF THE EXPERIENCE: I just got off the Starcruiser two days ago and all I can say is wow! I paid 6,000 dollar base fee and probably spent 3k on souvenirs and Disney schlock. I think it’s money well spent considering I did 2 days of LARPing and watch the Ooze man from Power Rangers sing. My favorite part was watching Kathleen Kennedy take a lightsaber and stab Mark Hamill in the back. Felt weird and out of place but I’m a mindless droid now because if Disney made it - it must be right. As for the food - the orange chicken and fried chicken was amazing. I had to pay 15 dollars for a side of fries and 3 dollars to get them salted but boy were they munchy. Nom nom! The drinks were incredible too. Since no women with a brain were on the ship, I was unable to awkwardly flirt with any of them and buy them a drink against their will. However, my 25 dollar half pint wine cooler was amazing and was cool because it was purple. Ooo space drink cause purple! Anyways, it was amazing riding the Star Trek ship and spending half my salary on this trip. Looking forward to next year!
Yea…I was going to joke how the 6000 base price would be 1/4 of my salary…but I’m sure it would go up to half my yearly salary after all the other expenses. 6k is half a years rent for me. I’d much rather have 6 months of a roof over my head than 2 nights in the Star Wars concentration camp
It seems to me that they've made the critical error of designing a "fan experience" in the same vein as Star Wars and then tried to fashion a canon around that experience and force it to be popular. You're supposed to do it the other way around; wait until something comes around that happens to become insanely popular, and then you fashion the experience around that. That way the marketing is almost completely taken care of. If people are already excited and enthusiastic about the source material it's a lot easier to generate hype for an immersive fan experience based on that material. They just slapped the Star Wars title on this thing as a kind of shortcut to accomplish the same end, but it's presenting a (pretty pitiful) an angle of the Star Wars universe that is completely unfamiliar to the fans, and apparently quite lame besides. PS: Always love hearing you sing the blue lady song, Vito!
Except that the FANS are tacky and gross and fat and neckbeards who are very problematic and misogynist and stuff. You don't want to cater to them. You want to cater to rich wine moms who think that things with the name Star Wars tacked on are cute.
They treat both the audience and the property with disdain and contempt. The thinking is very similar to what we see in comics, where "creatives" think they can create instant fan-favourite characters by replacing existing heroes with more diverse and inclusive knockoffs. They can smother this starcruiser in Star Wars paraphernalia and memberberries, but at its heart it's just a corporate LARPer pretending to be something it isn't. They missed the mark on creating a Star Wars experience when they decided to cater to wealthy normies instead of fans.
$6000 for two nights DEMAND SPECTACULAR!! And vintage STAR WARS everywhere! How hard is this to figure out DISNEY?!? I don’t see any “spectacular “. Disney has lost their f**king minds on this one
haha you are brave for actually playing the video, the other youtubers only went through it frame by frame, big points to you. god dammit though, if Gaya had the blue elephant (max reebo) and the band backing her up on that "new world' song then this would have been ten times more awesome and immersive, its the lack of those little details that arent there which will ultimately bring the end of this attraction. and remember...everything is better when its free.
Yes, but it’s clearly the bright center of the universe that Luke was referring to. Everything important happens on it! Ugh, that will probably be their next story: Luke dreamed of getting off Tatooine only so he could spend a night on the Halcyon.
@@brerfox1000 No, that wouldn't happen. Something to note is that Disney really wants to make Star Wars **NOT** "Lucas' Star Wars" and Luke is an extremely important character in Lucas' star wars. Both Luke and Han were killed off as a way for Disney to mark their territory. They wanted the nostalgia of the OT without any of the George Lucas and not having their own character depth to understand all the themes and plot points in the OT (and PT). They wanted people to realize Star Wars is their own invention. But the reality is that all that was extremely insulting to the fans and the resulting new product is a bland sci-fy media that few people outside the NPC crowd that it was redesigned for actually likes.
I just found out that my kid, who is recovering from leukemia, qualifies for the make-a-wish thing. After hearing that I could get to go to this hotel for free I'm STILL not going to this thing. Screw Disney!
@@catpat4754 Thank you. He's actually doing quite well, which is why I was surprised that he even qualified for that program. It kind of scared me when I heard about it.
The part that the planners seem to have missed is that when you go to Disney, especially with a couple of kids, the hotel is your break from the park. I have already promised the kids that we are going to go swimming in the pool, I or my wife are about to look forward to crashing on the couch or bed for about 20 minutes and then join them at the pool. I don't want the hotel to simply be another place where I am surrounded by the park. It's my relief valve so I don't strangle somebody on day four of the vacation. Add into that Disney's penchant for paying their cast members the bare minimum and this labor intensive immersive hotel experience is going to start falling flat very quickly after the wave of paid shills and influencers have left.
One man named George Lucas had an idea 50 years ago for a space fantasy film trilogy, he wanted to actually tell a great story, studios rejected it when he pitched it, but one studio saw potential and aloud him to make it, it was amazing, George never wanted to put Star Wars in the wrong hands….40 years later Disney takes over and it’s another money making machine where only Rich people can enjoy things and it’s being milked to death, but that original trilogy and hell even the prequels the story of 1-6 a very solid story through and through is Star Wars, then Disney makes sequels that makes them pointless and sold it to Disney to milk for all entertainment
The tiny rooms don't bother me too much, since rooms on cruise ships do tend to be about that size. With the bathroom they didn't even try to make it remotely "spacey", the sink counter just looks cheap. What really gets me is the dining room. It bears little to no resemblance to a ship of any kind; no viewports, no sign of serving droids, the whole room looks like something you could rent out in Reno for your kid's bar mitzvah. I mean, Disney has always been a money-grubbing corporation, but at least they used to offer something truly innovative.
I agree - for a dining room i wouldve like to see a spacious, open area with large windows looking out at a planet or something to really simulate the outer space look. This looks like a claustrophobic marriott dining hall with blue led’s. I think this project was too big for these people - they should have focused more on the authenticity of the environment and less so on the roleplay aspect
Cant wait to hear about the storys of people who are claustraphobic spending 6000 dollars to spend 2 ish nights in a concrete bunker with no windows. And the freak outs lol
Sorry, I will chime in on the major cringe factor of that video...why did they choose a flaming queen to deliver the news to a young boy!?! That kid was understandibly nervous. And before the haters start screaming, I am a gay man myself and I am smart enough to know that this setup was very inappropriate.
I find it funny that they're trying to pass off the bridge control panels of the "starcruiser" as something out of Star Wars, when they actually just look like hospital equipment of some sort. You know, the machines that look big white puffy-shaped marshmellowy-box things, kinda like an MRI machine? Yeah, those kinda machines. Idk, maybe that's just me, but I still find it hilarious.
What's more hilarious is that's all it is. Just a plastic box. No actual use of any type of technology or movie magic. Just made in china plastic levers and boxes. Those rich people are going to be begging for hookers and blow.
they built a themed hotel that's never been done before except back when one was made for 'star trek' and people said was a lot of fun back in the day. the only thing 'next level' about any of this isn't the storytelling method using cross media -- which has been done, too -- it's next level marketing to sell merchandise. remember, pixie-dusters, all any of this bullshit is, from the comics to the books to the movies and shows to the theme parks, exists to sell you merchandise. it has nothing to do with art, creativity, or integrity, it's 100% designed to get brainless walking ATMs into their clutches every bit like a casino is built to confuse you and keep you playing.
Its weird. I have seen Disney cruise ship videos that impressed the hell out of me. What the heck did they spend all the money on? It all looks so cheap and amateur.
If you ever see an overly excited man show up to a child's house with mouse ears and balloons telling him that he's going to the star cruiser, call the police.
Actually this could've been a really fun dinner show. Just have everyone relax, get their blue shrimp & other food & drinks, watch Gaya singing her song, then all of a sudden the First Order takes over & takes everyone hostage so the Jedi heroes have to run in & save the day then end it with the fireworks show & fun desserts as a celebration of the heroes' victory!
My daughter was a make a wish kid who went to Florida to Disneyworld and Universal. They interview the kid to find out what they really want. She got to go thru Jedi training (Hollywood studios in 2016) when they had it which was the most impactful, amazing experience where she faced her fears and learned the power within her. And yeah, they got rid of it for galaxy's edge.
and I think they're changed how they do it Vito. Now the doctor recommends and even if they aren't dying but have gone through life altering medical treatment or conditions, they qualify.
I still can't get over the fact people will pay $6,000 for a box truck ride to a concrete bunker with a dash of Star Wars thrown in with your blue shrimp and Juicy-Juicy cocktails!
2 ways to get into the Cruiser. Be rich, or be a very sick child. I got a bone to pick with these charities. So... you have to be very sick to get a perk from society??? It's always the "you need to experience so much pain for us to reward you." type of deal all the time. With almost everything! I don't know how else to describe it. People about to go bankrupt get a miracle aid from someone rich. It's the same thing as that "soldier surprises his kid at school" charity. (guess who won't get a surprise touching visit? YES, the family of the guy you sent to war for corporate profit!) It's messed up the way we go about doing charity work in our country. It really is.
I loved it when that young guy says 'The Halcyon has such a rich legacy'-it does -you could have fooled me . This looks like The Star Wars Holiday Special of resorts.
Those rooms look like crap. I get they want to go ship and in that it'll be minimal but you can make it look more quality while retaining the ship look. Unique accent lighting, interesting use of tech, etc. Idk, I'm not a huge starwars fan but I feel like any fan could create something better than this. This looks like a value air bnb
Regarding the room: I’m pretty sure I had more room in a studio condo when staying with my wife in Manila, and that was less of an apartment and more of a hallway with a door and bathroom.
Looks like they took all the tables from a restaurant in Disney they just closed to steal the staff for the galactic experience. Just saw the two complimentary bottles of hot water lol in the room.
Disney has a $5k upcharge for the "Escape Pods." And you thought the trucks were bad? 5 thousand bucks extra for a cast member to guide your cluster phobic ass out the back door.
They should be using augmented reality. That would make it feel like you're really in the Star Wars world but all Disney is bothered about is making money
You know Disney told the hotel designers, “how can we create the most profitable, yet depressingly lifeless concrete facility known to man to double as a Prison when it inevitably goes defunct?”
Exactly, this is a renovated Motel 6. What a joke. Cheap night club, mini beds where even my short 5'5" frame is too big. I would rather take that $6k and spend a week in Las Vegas.
This screams of Disney running out of piggy banks to crack open. It's not that they're trying to cater to just the super rich, they hope the poor are so wooed by it that they spend their entire savings to go there.
It occurred to me that singing like that all day, every day would be rough on the vocals. The singer probably doesn't have enough time to rest the vocals, practice or calibrate. It's gonna be real easy to go "off" without being able to do those checks. Also, being that rough over so long a time, they'd need to take extra careful attention to keep their vocals intact. Even if it's just the same short line repeated over and over, and that will get mind-numbing real quick. Singers don't want to be stuck doing that, they want and need to sing different things too.
I watched some full length videos about this cruiser - I’m appalled that the actors who portray aliens aren’t wearing animatronic parts, the alien head appendages just look like funny hats - you could make high quality animatronic outfits (like pan from pans labyrinth for example) for 6000 dollars a person
A family of three is $2,650 a night. So $5,300 to live in a room that would be right at home in the bowels of the Titanic - steerage. At that price your hotel room should be a luxury sweet, not a damn closet with a bathroom in the corner.
The logic they have is that you don't spend anytime in the room outside of sleeping because the adventure is so amazing and if you're given a good room you might miss something.
@@andrewh5568 - Have you seen the 'activities'? A nightclub act that looked pretty damn lame and a screen room where you play glorified Atari Asteroid. So after spending a day at the Star Wars park ($600 for a family of 3) you return to your Hotel, see a dumb night club act and play asteroids. Then go to your steerage class room and think about the almost 3 grand you just wasted. Brother, this is a bad joke. When I stayed at Disney World we were at the Boardwalk Inn: large, two queen bed room with a sink, bath tub, couch, table, two easy boy chairs and an outdoor patio with a table including an umbrella. That room was $972 a night. Ridiculous as well, but at there was some value there...
I literally go in much bigger and nicer hotel rooms for work at 100 dollars or less a night....the room is tiny for just one person....a whole family is supposed to be in there??
I don't think most of the stuff is that bad but the price is a deal breaker. $6000, I would rather buy a shit ton of props and other star wars merch and trick out a room in my house.
This is literally what I’m saying, 6k for this is such the biggest scam ever, plus add some money for food and drink, and IF you want a “gadget” (lightsaber or something like that) other money. You start from 6k and end at 8
Thank you so much Vito my dad actually a week ago said he was considering going on the galactic star cruiser and I told him about the videos you’ve made especially the one about southerndisneybelle and how it’s not worth the money
The rooms remind me of In N Out. It's too clean and the rest of the ship too. It's practically empty. For a ship so old you'd thing there would be scars and junk fixed where it had to be patched up or pieces that were obsolete got replaced. Seriously. It looks too quiet too. If I had 6k I would rather Rent a junk yard or something to LARP in with friends.
Things I could do with 6000 dollars, get a nice computer, upgrade my tv/entertainment center, fix up my car, buy a new bed and some good clothes. After all that I would still have enough to go on a vacation somewhere else and have a good time.
I want what the presenters on these videos are on!Talk about Hyper (Space).40 hours in a windowless bunker surrounded by Larping Disney influencers for $6000.Shoot me now!
If only the 1% can afford it then how will Disney keep the rooms full? I think they're trying to get as much of their money back up front then will drop their prices once all the rich people stop going.
That story you shared about your late friend’s experience with Make-a-Wish is the reason why you were skeptical about The Galactic Cruiser Hotel from the very beginning. A very sad but valuable lesson. My condolences for your loss.
The toilet. I'm with Vito on this one. I've dropped brown masses that would make a wookie blush. Who's going to unplug the damage? Kylo Ren? I don't think so! Only Master Yoda himself. "Flush, or flush not. --There is no try!" Yes. A little known life-hack is that you can use a lightsaber as a galactic plunger! (But Han Solo prefers his blaster.)
If it were catered to "rich" people, it would be FAR more exclusive and costly. $6k for 2 nights for 4 people is $750 per person per night. I've spent more than that for a Vegas room per night. It IS very high for what you get and the value is almost non-existent so I wouldn't waste my money on it, but Disney actually did have a chance to really bring back the fans it sh*t on over the last 7 years. They could lower the price point, extend the stay, not ret-con the ENTIRE series to forcibly insert this junk into the soul of Star Wars, and make the experience so inviting and accessible that people would be lining up to stay. I know it's hard to build a business plan on "what if" sales like concessions or merch, but their theme parks know exactly how to generate this revenue so that shouldn't have been an issue. Give me a high quality Luke, Han outfit or Chewie's bandolier and just keep my wallet. Kylo and Rey who? not so much.
What they should have done: 1. You arrive at a station where you board an AT-AT to take you to a shuttle port. You are prisoners of the Empire. Through window slits, you see a battle raging beteen tie fighters and x-wings. Occasional blasts shake the AT-AT. In the cockpit, animotronic pilots yell instructions to keep quiet. The AT-AT pulls into shuttle port. 2. You board the shuttle (think Star Tours) that evacuates you from the planet and takes you up to an unknown ship. You could even have g forces as you leave the atmosphere. The shuttle pulls into the hangar. Shuttle door opens and you are inside a massive hangar where you see the millenium falcon captured and storm troopers inspecting it. 2. You realize that you are on the Death Star. A few stormtroopers show you to your cell. When the doors open, Princess Leia is lying on the bed. The stormtroopers tell her to get up and come with them. She is to be questioned by Vader. As Leia passes the guests, she slips them a "clue" telling them to look for R2DR. 3. You are assigned duties on the Death Star and giving a stark warning from Lord Vader that anyone caught interacting with Rebel spies will be dealt with harshly. 4. When performing duties, R2DR rolls up and displays Leia hologram revealing the message she left for Obi-Wan. 5. You now realize that you are on the Death Star during Episode 4!!! Luke and Han are already on board and plan to rescue Leia...WITH YOUR HELP! 6. You distract stormtroopers giving R2D2 time to open trash compactor doors. 7. You help Obi-Wan shut down tractor beam. 8. You witness the battle between Obi-Wan and Vader. 9. You escape with Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewy, on the Falco. 10. The Falcon takes you to a rebel base where Luke thanks you and says "May the force be with you." BOOM! THATS HOW YOU STAR WARS FOR $5000 PER PERSON!!!
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I’m glad you got money buy it’s a hard pass for me
ruclips.net/video/m3unJctilv8/видео.html George Lucas is building a star wars museum in LA it might be done or close to being done.
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It's the perfect price for a cruise ship...
For the record, $6k can get you a great room on a REAL cruise ship, with food, drinks, and actual sightseeing excursions included. If you’re thinking about going to this hotel, just don’t. Go have a better experience out in the real world.
We sail on RC in a balcony room for 7 days do an excursion at each port and even eat in some of the specialty restaurants and never have spent anywhere near $6000.00, we have even then spent 7 days in Universal Portofino Bay, room w/bay view 4 day park to park tickets and eat in Citywalk daily and still for both didn’t spend $6000.00 this is just beyond ridiculous.
But does it go into space?!?! And have hyper speed?!?!?!?! And have Kathleen Kennedy’s fingerprints on it?!??!
♫ welcome to the real world ♫
Right now, 10 days in the Baja and Puerto Vallarta on the MS Zaandam in the most expensive suite they have, drinks and excursions included, is $4999. $1099 for the basic package.
You could go to Egypt and do a two week line cruise down the river nile for that.
Keep in mind, $6000 is the baseline. After getting ad-ons, upgrades, alcohol, costumes, etc, it could be closer to $10,000+
What a monumental waste of money...
@@beautyforashes2022 even if I was rich I would be pissed. I could literally hire people to pretend to make me the star of my own Star Wars experience for that money. Not to mention, yet again, the double down on the sequels
It looks very unappealing. I’m not even considering the ridiculous price when I say that. Maybe I’m just not a huge Star Wars fan but I wouldn’t want to waste two days there I’d rather just chill at home and play video games. Or going to the park’s themselves would be way more fun.
@@ColonelCarnage dude, imagine 6k for an intense Star Wars vr game. But nah, we got this crap. Worst part is if I wasn’t told this was Star Wars…would I have known it was Star Wars. Not to mention how it pisses me off how they are trying to make it this lynchpin for Star Wars history. I just don’t believe every trilogy came here. Coruscant I could believe, since it was the galactic center, but a cruise liner?!? Way to make the galaxy feel small AGAIN Disney.
@@edwardrichtofen8530 GL went against Hollywood in the past. He had fans to enrich their fantasy and mind with his personas. People who are made like this are difficult to control or indoctrinate by government or activists. So his legacy must be undone and the undoing is not allowed to be questioned. thats the eason why rey is a false prophet as an icon. She is a lure for people to follow Disneys politics. People are convinced that you do not need much training or anything to be someone. You must just follow the correct political leads. So it is a deception and people are made to drones.
Ya know, Vito, the exterior of the Galactic Starcruiser has all the charm of a downtown parking garage, or a cold war bomb shelter - for anyone of my generation!
It looks like you're marching into a crematorium
At least the Cold War shelters are WAY better quality. 🤣
@@vito Good lord, that went so dark so fast.
@@joelbrown2625 What exactly did you think they did with the bodies of the slain younglings?
@@MykeLewisMusic I guess I never thought about it lol
Those "pods" for children are what always struck me as odd about these rooms. They look really uncomfortable. They also look like only a small child would fit in them. What if your child is... well, not a small child?
then stop feeding it
@@chrisyuri4187 feed them caffeine to stunt growth, maybe it’s a length issue
Leave them at home and bring your mistress.
Recent visitors from the media test fit in them comfortably, even ones that were 6ft
@@justayoungpercussionist4528 I suppose its possible that they made a room that looks smaller than it actually is. Interesting marketing strategy.
I think the best part is that Disney did nothing to change anything that the fans criticized. Good for them. They can go down with their ship.
Umm when has Disney ever listened to the fans?
Oh u mean like the sequel trilogy
That room doesn’t scream “Star Wars” to me at all. It looks like a standard Las Vegas hotel ballroom decorated with some fancy lights, and the people are being “entertained” by a subpar lounge singer. As for the rooms, I wouldn’t want to stay there at all. Even if the experience cost $500 rather than $6000, I still would have no interest.
This could have been something absolutely awesome, but I don’t think Disney is capable of awesome anymore.
Uh yes it does
@@htownklown85 Well, then you can spend the $6000 to go if you think so.
I'd rather see Rat Pack impersonators in the third tier ballroom of a Las Vegas hotel that hasn't been refreshed since 1993.
Didn't Walt fight to keep Disneyland prices low because he wanted everyone to experience it? This isn't just anti-star wars but anti-disney
Yeah but Walt didnt realize we’d GET TO GO ON THE HECKIN STAR WARS CRUISERINO AND LITERALY TRAIN WITH A LIGHTSABER!!!
@@oakeidissiczeppic974 very true
@@oakeidissiczeppic974 "Heckin' Star Wars Cruiserino", lol. 😂
This isn’t the Disney Walt had in mind or planned. He wanted everyone to be able to experience it but the group in charge now only pander to the wealthy.
Uncle Walt also had that EPCOT become an actual, inhabited city-not an overpriced, miserable excuse for a world's fair, with only 8 country pavilions.
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“there’s 2 ways to get on the starcruiser, 1) be rich, 2) be a very sick child” LOL
3) A very sick rich person.
The white light tower in the dining room looks like a bunch of paper clips put together
$6,000?!!?!! For what? To eat in a dining room that looks like a Marriott ball room and sleep in a closet? I’m good. Now if that was actual hotel in space….. Okay $6,000 makes sense.
If it was on a cruise ship where the amenities outside the room were plentiful and included, it may well be worth it. Three meals, open bar, and some rides and shows on an ocean cruise ALMOST breaches the "worth it" line.
But this? This has to be like... The new extortion rackets since people are waking up to art auctions.
@@Psychonautical89 Yep. You can get an all nights paid all amenities paid nice cruise vacation for this price and actually go to other places on the planet. This is bizarre. The quality just looks like shit and it's too expensive for a majority of people.
It really does look like a marriott ballroom lmao
Thanks Vito, with all the awful world news lately your content keeps my mind on simpler things my friend. Stay safe and keep the content coming! Greetings from Nicaragua
People can cry instead about this for another 2 years
Kiev could fall in a matter of hours and all that the west is doing is saying “we no twade”
Thank you sir!
@@RomanumChristum By west you mean daddy USA that can't help itself but is always expected to save the day? 20 year war we abandoned our own people
If you wake up in the middle of the night, it will feel like sleeping over at a friends house in elementary school. You just have to lay there quietly until your friend wakes up.
😂
Disney exec: “You can live out your very own Star Wars story!”
Park Goer: A Star Wars Story
“Join our hero as he stands in line for 120 minutes, holding his piss and giving his wife the silent treatment”
Second movie: “The Divorce Strikes Back”
@@yourresidentanon4169 Episode 3: “Return of the Custody”
@@oakeidissiczeppic974 episode 4 : A new hoe
It amazes me how little Disney cares about STAR WARS
I think it's less that Disney cares about star wars and more that Disney's decision makers have such a bland taste in star wars that it comes off as fake to actual fans. Which, tbh, that's precisely how the entire Woke mentality (of which Disney is a very woke company) is defined. Fake.
I'd much rather spend 2 weeks in a cabin in the middle of the woods, with no electricity, phone access or internet than spend a single night in a place like that!
"The Cabin in the Woods" movie experience!
That would be sick!
And with real-life psychos participating... TOTALLY IMMERSIVE.
I too would rather spend a weekend with Ted Kaczynski at his cabin
MY REVIEW OF THE EXPERIENCE: I just got off the Starcruiser two days ago and all I can say is wow! I paid 6,000 dollar base fee and probably spent 3k on souvenirs and Disney schlock. I think it’s money well spent considering I did 2 days of LARPing and watch the Ooze man from Power Rangers sing. My favorite part was watching Kathleen Kennedy take a lightsaber and stab Mark Hamill in the back. Felt weird and out of place but I’m a mindless droid now because if Disney made it - it must be right. As for the food - the orange chicken and fried chicken was amazing. I had to pay 15 dollars for a side of fries and 3 dollars to get them salted but boy were they munchy. Nom nom! The drinks were incredible too. Since no women with a brain were on the ship, I was unable to awkwardly flirt with any of them and buy them a drink against their will. However, my 25 dollar half pint wine cooler was amazing and was cool because it was purple. Ooo space drink cause purple! Anyways, it was amazing riding the Star Trek ship and spending half my salary on this trip. Looking forward to next year!
Lol
Yea…I was going to joke how the 6000 base price would be 1/4 of my salary…but I’m sure it would go up to half my yearly salary after all the other expenses.
6k is half a years rent for me. I’d much rather have 6 months of a roof over my head than 2 nights in the Star Wars concentration camp
@@petercarioscia9189 you pay 1k rent you got it good
I want the "Vito Star Wars Experience tm." where Vito dresses as a wookie and burst in rooms in the middle of the night and shoot a bowcaster.
Sounds like it’s only $6000 bucks.
Yes!! I'd pay $6k for that.
It seems to me that they've made the critical error of designing a "fan experience" in the same vein as Star Wars and then tried to fashion a canon around that experience and force it to be popular.
You're supposed to do it the other way around; wait until something comes around that happens to become insanely popular, and then you fashion the experience around that. That way the marketing is almost completely taken care of. If people are already excited and enthusiastic about the source material it's a lot easier to generate hype for an immersive fan experience based on that material.
They just slapped the Star Wars title on this thing as a kind of shortcut to accomplish the same end, but it's presenting a (pretty pitiful) an angle of the Star Wars universe that is completely unfamiliar to the fans, and apparently quite lame besides.
PS: Always love hearing you sing the blue lady song, Vito!
Except that the FANS are tacky and gross and fat and neckbeards who are very problematic and misogynist and stuff. You don't want to cater to them. You want to cater to rich wine moms who think that things with the name Star Wars tacked on are cute.
You're absolutely right
They treat both the audience and the property with disdain and contempt. The thinking is very similar to what we see in comics, where "creatives" think they can create instant fan-favourite characters by replacing existing heroes with more diverse and inclusive knockoffs.
They can smother this starcruiser in Star Wars paraphernalia and memberberries, but at its heart it's just a corporate LARPer pretending to be something it isn't. They missed the mark on creating a Star Wars experience when they decided to cater to wealthy normies instead of fans.
$6000 for two nights DEMAND SPECTACULAR!! And vintage STAR WARS everywhere! How hard is this to figure out DISNEY?!? I don’t see any “spectacular “. Disney has lost their f**king minds on this one
haha you are brave for actually playing the video, the other youtubers only went through it frame by frame, big points to you.
god dammit though, if Gaya had the blue elephant (max reebo) and the band backing her up on that "new world' song then this would have been ten times more awesome and immersive, its the lack of those little details that arent there which will ultimately bring the end of this attraction.
and remember...everything is better when its free.
I hate how they keep talking about the Halcyon having an amazing legacy.
What legacy? It's all made up by some Disney execs in a meeting!
Yes, but it’s clearly the bright center of the universe that Luke was referring to. Everything important happens on it! Ugh, that will probably be their next story: Luke dreamed of getting off Tatooine only so he could spend a night on the Halcyon.
@@brerfox1000 No, that wouldn't happen. Something to note is that Disney really wants to make Star Wars **NOT** "Lucas' Star Wars" and Luke is an extremely important character in Lucas' star wars. Both Luke and Han were killed off as a way for Disney to mark their territory. They wanted the nostalgia of the OT without any of the George Lucas and not having their own character depth to understand all the themes and plot points in the OT (and PT). They wanted people to realize Star Wars is their own invention. But the reality is that all that was extremely insulting to the fans and the resulting new product is a bland sci-fy media that few people outside the NPC crowd that it was redesigned for actually likes.
I just found out that my kid, who is recovering from leukemia, qualifies for the make-a-wish thing. After hearing that I could get to go to this hotel for free I'm STILL not going to this thing. Screw Disney!
Bring your kid to someplace else where they can actually can have a fun memorable time.
I hope that your kid will be better soon!
@@catpat4754 Thank you. He's actually doing quite well, which is why I was surprised that he even qualified for that program. It kind of scared me when I heard about it.
@@jasonfischer8946 I would have been scared as well 0_0
Imagine taking out your personal issues on your kid
So many RUclipsrs covering this topic-but nobody does it better than Vito!
Vito and Kung Fu Hot Dog are the best! Also Drunk 3PO.
Drunk 3p0 has me dying. I like watching him and Vito cover this garbage.
The part that the planners seem to have missed is that when you go to Disney, especially with a couple of kids, the hotel is your break from the park. I have already promised the kids that we are going to go swimming in the pool, I or my wife are about to look forward to crashing on the couch or bed for about 20 minutes and then join them at the pool.
I don't want the hotel to simply be another place where I am surrounded by the park. It's my relief valve so I don't strangle somebody on day four of the vacation.
Add into that Disney's penchant for paying their cast members the bare minimum and this labor intensive immersive hotel experience is going to start falling flat very quickly after the wave of paid shills and influencers have left.
"This is the next level in immersive storytelling"
Says the person who's probably never wrote a book in her life.
One man named George Lucas had an idea 50 years ago for a space fantasy film trilogy, he wanted to actually tell a great story, studios rejected it when he pitched it, but one studio saw potential and aloud him to make it, it was amazing, George never wanted to put Star Wars in the wrong hands….40 years later Disney takes over and it’s another money making machine where only Rich people can enjoy things and it’s being milked to death, but that original trilogy and hell even the prequels the story of 1-6 a very solid story through and through is Star Wars, then Disney makes sequels that makes them pointless and sold it to Disney to milk for all entertainment
The tiny rooms don't bother me too much, since rooms on cruise ships do tend to be about that size. With the bathroom they didn't even try to make it remotely "spacey", the sink counter just looks cheap. What really gets me is the dining room. It bears little to no resemblance to a ship of any kind; no viewports, no sign of serving droids, the whole room looks like something you could rent out in Reno for your kid's bar mitzvah.
I mean, Disney has always been a money-grubbing corporation, but at least they used to offer something truly innovative.
I agree - for a dining room i wouldve like to see a spacious, open area with large windows looking out at a planet or something to really simulate the outer space look. This looks like a claustrophobic marriott dining hall with blue led’s.
I think this project was too big for these people - they should have focused more on the authenticity of the environment and less so on the roleplay aspect
Cant wait to hear about the storys of people who are claustraphobic spending 6000 dollars to spend 2 ish nights in a concrete bunker with no windows. And the freak outs lol
I’m not claustrophobic, but that footage was unsettling
@@richardburchett im the oposite lol i love cramped enclosed spaces i hate wide open places
I’d like to see video of 100 rich people in the foyer chanting “Let us out. Let us out!”
It's a glorified prison with a space theme. Have fun...
Oh god there's no windows.
Would have been easier to just beech and convert a cruise ship and run it like a cruise...
Medieval times is also great, And a much better value.
Vito immediately shutting up during the make a wish kid part is hilarious. Smart move Vito.
Not touching any of that lol
Sorry, I will chime in on the major cringe factor of that video...why did they choose a flaming queen to deliver the news to a young boy!?! That kid was understandibly nervous.
And before the haters start screaming, I am a gay man myself and I am smart enough to know that this setup was very inappropriate.
@@vito I wish hollywood was of a similar mindset with regards to children.
@@MykeLewisMusic bruuuuh lol
Someone, PLEASE pay Vito $6,000 so we can see his Star Wars immersive experience and him dressed as Chewbacca.
That screeching, ear-assaulting song would make me run screaming for the airlock.
One early reviewer described it as "Yoko Ono meets the Fifth Element."
You had me cracking up lol. My husband looked at me like I was insane.
Haha say hi to him for me
@@vito I will.
Ohhhh yeah, time for some more baffling news on the Star Wars hotel
that "family" is straight out of central casting
I am disabled and use a walker to get around - I'm not sure it would even fit down the corridor to where the beds are - its that ridiculously small!
Good luck trying to get on that tiny toilet!
@@vito Exactly!!!
I find it funny that they're trying to pass off the bridge control panels of the "starcruiser" as something out of Star Wars, when they actually just look like hospital equipment of some sort. You know, the machines that look big white puffy-shaped marshmellowy-box things, kinda like an MRI machine? Yeah, those kinda machines. Idk, maybe that's just me, but I still find it hilarious.
What's more hilarious is that's all it is. Just a plastic box. No actual use of any type of technology or movie magic. Just made in china plastic levers and boxes. Those rich people are going to be begging for hookers and blow.
they built a themed hotel that's never been done before except back when one was made for 'star trek' and people said was a lot of fun back in the day. the only thing 'next level' about any of this isn't the storytelling method using cross media -- which has been done, too -- it's next level marketing to sell merchandise.
remember, pixie-dusters, all any of this bullshit is, from the comics to the books to the movies and shows to the theme parks, exists to sell you merchandise. it has nothing to do with art, creativity, or integrity, it's 100% designed to get brainless walking ATMs into their clutches every bit like a casino is built to confuse you and keep you playing.
Its weird. I have seen Disney cruise ship videos that impressed the hell out of me. What the heck did they spend all the money on? It all looks so cheap and amateur.
The bars on that "Light Tube" looks like paper clips. 5:34
I thought that also
Was waiting for the next installment of this dumpster fire
If you ever see an overly excited man show up to a child's house with mouse ears and balloons telling him that he's going to the star cruiser, call the police.
Actually this could've been a really fun dinner show. Just have everyone relax, get their blue shrimp & other food & drinks, watch Gaya singing her song, then all of a sudden the First Order takes over & takes everyone hostage so the Jedi heroes have to run in & save the day then end it with the fireworks show & fun desserts as a celebration of the heroes' victory!
My daughter was a make a wish kid who went to Florida to Disneyworld and Universal. They interview the kid to find out what they really want. She got to go thru Jedi training (Hollywood studios in 2016) when they had it which was the most impactful, amazing experience where she faced her fears and learned the power within her. And yeah, they got rid of it for galaxy's edge.
and I think they're changed how they do it Vito. Now the doctor recommends and even if they aren't dying but have gone through life altering medical treatment or conditions, they qualify.
I still can't get over the fact people will pay $6,000 for a box truck ride to a concrete bunker with a dash of Star Wars thrown in with your blue shrimp and Juicy-Juicy cocktails!
2 ways to get into the Cruiser.
Be rich, or be a very sick child.
I got a bone to pick with these charities. So... you have to be very sick to get a perk from society???
It's always the "you need to experience so much pain for us to reward you." type of deal all the time. With almost everything!
I don't know how else to describe it.
People about to go bankrupt get a miracle aid from someone rich.
It's the same thing as that "soldier surprises his kid at school" charity.
(guess who won't get a surprise touching visit? YES, the family of the guy you sent to war for corporate profit!)
It's messed up the way we go about doing charity work in our country. It really is.
I am one of the people who could afford to take my family to this experience. But I wouldn't give the sweat of my balls for this garbage!
I rather spend 4 weeks in the Mediterranean on a cruise, granted it won’t be the best cabin, but still.
I loved it when that young guy says 'The Halcyon has such a rich legacy'-it does -you could have fooled me . This looks like The Star Wars Holiday Special of resorts.
Those rooms look like crap. I get they want to go ship and in that it'll be minimal but you can make it look more quality while retaining the ship look. Unique accent lighting, interesting use of tech, etc. Idk, I'm not a huge starwars fan but I feel like any fan could create something better than this. This looks like a value air bnb
It would make sense if this was roleplaying on a freighter or a warship. Not a luxury cruiser. No wonder Hand and Leia got divorced.
"Are these people on drugs" 😂😂 Vito your too funny man!!!!
4:30 You could make a miniature of that lamp at home by gluing some paperclips to a glowstick.
That room looks like a deluxe prison cell. Disney is disrespect af for charging 6k for this mess
Regarding the room: I’m pretty sure I had more room in a studio condo when staying with my wife in Manila, and that was less of an apartment and more of a hallway with a door and bathroom.
Looks like they took all the tables from a restaurant in Disney they just closed to steal the staff for the galactic experience.
Just saw the two complimentary bottles of hot water lol in the room.
Room or prison cell? How many people will be searching for escape pods after a day of this?
Disney has a $5k upcharge for the "Escape Pods." And you thought the trucks were bad? 5 thousand bucks extra for a cast member to guide your cluster phobic ass out the back door.
14:37 that's why I love the internet, Vito talking about his dying friend who was ignored by Make-A-Wish, priceless
They should be using augmented reality. That would make it feel like you're really in the Star Wars world but all Disney is bothered about is making money
You know Disney told the hotel designers, “how can we create the most profitable, yet depressingly lifeless concrete facility known to man to double as a Prison when it inevitably goes defunct?”
Or perhaps a bunker for the rich visitors when it hits the fan
This looks like IKEA came out with a Star Wars themed dorm room.
Exactly, this is a renovated Motel 6. What a joke. Cheap night club, mini beds where even my short 5'5" frame is too big. I would rather take that $6k and spend a week in Las Vegas.
"I got to touch Chewbacca in a special place". Sounds like a $6,000 value right there.
Now we know what toilets look like in the Star Wars universe. 🤣🤣🤣
I think rich people would call this experience "slumming it"
If I had that much money to waste on a vacation, this hotel will be the last thing I spend it on, lol.
This screams of Disney running out of piggy banks to crack open. It's not that they're trying to cater to just the super rich, they hope the poor are so wooed by it that they spend their entire savings to go there.
It occurred to me that singing like that all day, every day would be rough on the vocals. The singer probably doesn't have enough time to rest the vocals, practice or calibrate. It's gonna be real easy to go "off" without being able to do those checks. Also, being that rough over so long a time, they'd need to take extra careful attention to keep their vocals intact. Even if it's just the same short line repeated over and over, and that will get mind-numbing real quick. Singers don't want to be stuck doing that, they want and need to sing different things too.
I bet the song is pre-recorded and she's just lip syncing. I hadn't thought about it until reading your comment. That's just my gut instinct.
in the bed room, if you look closely, there is even a Star Trek sign on the wall screen LOL
The bedroom looks like a nice prison lol
I watched some full length videos about this cruiser - I’m appalled that the actors who portray aliens aren’t wearing animatronic parts, the alien head appendages just look like funny hats - you could make high quality animatronic outfits (like pan from pans labyrinth for example) for 6000 dollars a person
For one Han Solo in carbonite, you can upgrade to a suite.🤣
A family of three is $2,650 a night. So $5,300 to live in a room that would be right at home in the bowels of the Titanic - steerage. At that price your hotel room should be a luxury sweet, not a damn closet with a bathroom in the corner.
The logic they have is that you don't spend anytime in the room outside of sleeping because the adventure is so amazing and if you're given a good room you might miss something.
@@andrewh5568 - Have you seen the 'activities'? A nightclub act that looked pretty damn lame and a screen room where you play glorified Atari Asteroid. So after spending a day at the Star Wars park ($600 for a family of 3) you return to your Hotel, see a dumb night club act and play asteroids. Then go to your steerage class room and think about the almost 3 grand you just wasted. Brother, this is a bad joke. When I stayed at Disney World we were at the Boardwalk Inn: large, two queen bed room with a sink, bath tub, couch, table, two easy boy chairs and an outdoor patio with a table including an umbrella. That room was $972 a night. Ridiculous as well, but at there was some value there...
@@cyberpimp29 I think I meant to put sarcastic quotes around "logic".
@@andrewh5568 10 - 4
That "dude " at 13:30 shorted out my "RADAR" .. LOL
I literally go in much bigger and nicer hotel rooms for work at 100 dollars or less a night....the room is tiny for just one person....a whole family is supposed to be in there??
I don't think most of the stuff is that bad but the price is a deal breaker. $6000, I would rather buy a shit ton of props and other star wars merch and trick out a room in my house.
This is literally what I’m saying, 6k for this is such the biggest scam ever, plus add some money for food and drink, and IF you want a “gadget” (lightsaber or something like that) other money. You start from 6k and end at 8
The tables look like any other at any restaurant
Where is a big band to play at the cantina?! This place is not going to last long after the initial opening.
Nothing says romance like smashing on a glorified air mattress with my kids jammed into shelves 10 inches from my face
That's how the wookies do it. Very family oriented creatures.
Disney just trying to keep it authentic.
Thank you so much Vito my dad actually a week ago said he was considering going on the galactic star cruiser and I told him about the videos you’ve made especially the one about southerndisneybelle and how it’s not worth the money
Its just so expensive!
The worst part is that it’s the sequels of all things
Glad Disney was able to use a terminal child for some free advertising.
@BK Beatty Yes, I hope it’s everything he wanted and more.
Looks like a colorful jail cell!
The rooms remind me of In N Out. It's too clean and the rest of the ship too. It's practically empty. For a ship so old you'd thing there would be scars and junk fixed where it had to be patched up or pieces that were obsolete got replaced. Seriously. It looks too quiet too. If I had 6k I would rather Rent a junk yard or something to LARP in with friends.
Vito just doesn't get it.
This isn't just a hotel. This is the NEW WORLD.
My God that's so sad watching these people having to wear masks in the hotel while the important people don't have to
“allow our employees to find their own personal empowerment” is code for “drink our kool-aid and we will tell you you’re awesome”
Things I could do with 6000 dollars, get a nice computer, upgrade my tv/entertainment center, fix up my car, buy a new bed and some good clothes. After all that I would still have enough to go on a vacation somewhere else and have a good time.
I want what the presenters on these videos are on!Talk about Hyper (Space).40 hours in a windowless bunker surrounded by Larping Disney influencers for $6000.Shoot me now!
If only the 1% can afford it then how will Disney keep the rooms full? I think they're trying to get as much of their money back up front then will drop their prices once all the rich people stop going.
That story you shared about your late friend’s experience with Make-a-Wish is the reason why you were skeptical about The Galactic Cruiser Hotel from the very beginning. A very sad but valuable lesson. My condolences for your loss.
I’m going to break into that hotel in my storm trooper costume
I totally believe Vito is totally playing Raid and is excited about it.
I just love all the champions
Six THOUSAND dollars, with upcharges!
The prices are just so high for such a short time that it feels like if its not the most amazing thing ever, its not good enough =)
Even if i had the money to casually burn it certainly wouldnt be spent on this. It looks really cheap and not even that star wars themed
Honestly, the shower was the best part for me.
The toilet.
I'm with Vito on this one.
I've dropped brown masses that would make a wookie blush. Who's going to unplug the damage? Kylo Ren? I don't think so! Only Master Yoda himself. "Flush, or flush not. --There is no try!"
Yes. A little known life-hack is that you can use a lightsaber as a galactic plunger! (But Han Solo prefers his blaster.)
What's with the paper clips decore around the light fixtures?
Left overs from Toy Story Land.
@@rnettles6241 lol
Omg, your friend got screwed by Make-a-Wish. Not the first time I’ve heard of them doing that though. And all he wanted was a TV, smh.
If it were catered to "rich" people, it would be FAR more exclusive and costly. $6k for 2 nights for 4 people is $750 per person per night. I've spent more than that for a Vegas room per night. It IS very high for what you get and the value is almost non-existent so I wouldn't waste my money on it, but Disney actually did have a chance to really bring back the fans it sh*t on over the last 7 years. They could lower the price point, extend the stay, not ret-con the ENTIRE series to forcibly insert this junk into the soul of Star Wars, and make the experience so inviting and accessible that people would be lining up to stay. I know it's hard to build a business plan on "what if" sales like concessions or merch, but their theme parks know exactly how to generate this revenue so that shouldn't have been an issue. Give me a high quality Luke, Han outfit or Chewie's bandolier and just keep my wallet. Kylo and Rey who? not so much.
What they should have done:
1. You arrive at a station where you board an AT-AT to take you to a shuttle port. You are prisoners of the Empire. Through window slits, you see a battle raging beteen tie fighters and x-wings. Occasional blasts shake the AT-AT. In the cockpit, animotronic pilots yell instructions to keep quiet. The AT-AT pulls into shuttle port.
2. You board the shuttle (think Star Tours) that evacuates you from the planet and takes you up to an unknown ship. You could even have g forces as you leave the atmosphere. The shuttle pulls into the hangar. Shuttle door opens and you are inside a massive hangar where you see the millenium falcon captured and storm troopers inspecting it.
2. You realize that you are on the Death Star. A few stormtroopers show you to your cell. When the doors open, Princess Leia is lying on the bed. The stormtroopers tell her to get up and come with them. She is to be questioned by Vader. As Leia passes the guests, she slips them a "clue" telling them to look for R2DR.
3. You are assigned duties on the Death Star and giving a stark warning from Lord Vader that anyone caught interacting with Rebel spies will be dealt with harshly.
4. When performing duties, R2DR rolls up and displays Leia hologram revealing the message she left for Obi-Wan.
5. You now realize that you are on the Death Star during Episode 4!!! Luke and Han are already on board and plan to rescue Leia...WITH YOUR HELP!
6. You distract stormtroopers giving R2D2 time to open trash compactor doors.
7. You help Obi-Wan shut down tractor beam.
8. You witness the battle between Obi-Wan and Vader.
9. You escape with Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewy, on the Falco.
10. The Falcon takes you to a rebel base where Luke thanks you and says "May the force be with you."
BOOM! THATS HOW YOU STAR WARS FOR $5000 PER PERSON!!!