Eli Vance vs Wallace Breen. Epic Rap Battles of Half Life

Thanks to @RichterOvertime for the concept!
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[@Michi_Exiled]

The _in the end_ bit was so fking clean

[@Kubaadamiec]

Breen's last line hit so hard🔥🗣

[@user-coolgamer1o]

bro💀💀💀

[@wutugotyoutube]

[@adamsroka7925]

Harder then the whip

[@DarkSide360-0]

👴🏻

[@antlionsoldier22]

[@SaLDestic]

"You're just a black ni-" 💀💀💀

[@TheLonelyMimikyu]

Eli easily won. "It starts with one" line was just to powerful and emotional😢

[@Gordon_Freeman484]

The "It starts with" verse is acutally so fire

[@Smalll_snaill]

yoo gordon

[@thescaryman2342]

That ending caught me of guard...

[@VincentiusTheSecond]

"mean breen machine" is a god tier bar

[@bigman542]

Wouldn’t even be a fair fight

[@baiborisxd]

1:28 i knew it was coming the moment he said ''bigger'' but it still hit me like a brick

[@margwa_slayer2972]

too true

[@AtuPC_Fi]

forsen

[@margwa_slayer2972]

foreseen consequences@@AtuPC_Fi

[@AlmyTheAlien]

Breen dropping the last racial slur before humanity is turned into homogenous grey synths 🥵🧊

[@needleswasteland420]

@@AtuPC_Fiforseen consequences

[@bobbinsonmatthew]

OMFG THE *in the end* PART WAS SO GOOD AND, compared to the others that are offtime with the beat, fit perfectly The "Its about to go critical!" part was good aswell

[@themaniomarian]

Breen won due to the ultimate Vance killer he basically deployed at the very end. It was Eli Vance last dance...

[@Mewcat]

Antlion guard vs Gonome would be crazy.

[@mrzoozilla971]

This should’ve come out 14 years ago

[@etzinho4759]

Next one gotta be chell vs gordon freeman

[@krumm7917]

Just two minutes of silence.

[@krakart8181]

Sign language rap

[@etzinho4759]

@@krakart8181 true

[@vamperjr1376]

Gordon: *Crowbar sfx*
Chell: *Portal gun sfx*

[@tincan357]

fast headcrab vs claw scanner

[@shrub8644]

Eli won because Breen used the word "universal union" in uppercase even though its just called the Combine

[@shrub8644]

also because of racism

[@nosh62]

Also because he, in a way, doomed the entire world

[@Colon-D...]

The instant cringe once he used "Universal Union" absolute fail on his part. Eli sweep.

[@quanhittersupreme6738]

No it isn’t. In a Breencast he specifically says that "only the Universal Union which small minds call 'the Combine' can take us [to the stars]," indicating that Combine is an unofficial name that they likely do not approve of.

[@shrub8644]

It was not in uppercase, and Marc Laidlaw himself said that it's not called that, and that he didn't even remember writing that line.@@quanhittersupreme6738

[@dragonsoulx5481]

Eli Vance Won by quite a lot, but I have a question. Why did Eli's voice sound strange in this?

[@scrumpyscrumpy]

he has a neck fever

[@Ataliste]

Eli “Marlboro” Vance

[@coco_rthritis6462]

He's secretly a Dunmer

[@aggewijk4114]

Probably just got a sore throat

[@brickthecreator777]

Do the Conscripts Vs The Rebels​@@Ataliste

[@Hunter_anims]

Breens voice was really accurate and well done, do advisor vs nihalanth next.

[@c4rtb17neharvester]

These are criminally underrated asf 😭😭

[@eemasd]

Eli won in the first verse, nothing could have made Breen win after that

[@Thegunn21ss]

This is art!

[@webbergaming1873]

GLaDos VS The Combine Overwatch

[@subsonicwave64]

yes this one, this would be good!

[@Holy-Crusader]

Barney Calhoun vs Adrian Shephard

[@TrustyGun2]

average scientist vs average rebel would go hard

[@esilossww...]

Gordon Freeman's Crowbar Vs Adrian Shephard's Wrench

[@MatteoChristovam]

Adrian Shepard vs Gordon Freeman

[@main_pain3574]

both guys would just not be talking while the music plays, they are both mutes lol. but good suggestion

[@PkorniBoi]

Eli had no mercy

[@lobasd455]

WE GETTING OUT THE CITADEL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Adriano_Sheperdi]

HERE, HAVE A LITTLE DRINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💯💯💯☠️☠️☠️🤯🤯🤯

[@randomperson-uj4bp]

Alyx Vance vs Nova Prospekt Shotgunner

[@Reeee452]

This is fire honestly

[@sint7489]

we are preparing for the unforeseen consequences with this🔥🔥

[@FredFeIIa]

sick bars
maybe hecu marine vs combine soldier?

[@YourlocalDoorsandMinecraftFan]

Headcrab vs bullsquid

[@ツkittycat__751ツ]

Civilian versus civil protection

[@captainXcodfish]

eli sounds so dehydrated :sob:

[@legendeniu]

0:51 bro is that a "CS XTREME" reference

[@margwa_slayer2972]

pure fire

[@shutyobitchasssup]

Aye breen definitely cooked with that last line

[@antlionsoldier22]

ai made the eli sound so synthic like a combine synth

[@RiiZU_Official]

Alyx. V.S. G-Man.

[@vito3628]

Next do Father Grigori vs Adrian Shepherd

[@banmmxonsoundcloud]

fire

[@fercornsfm]

banger

[@lambdrey]

Female citizen vs. Civil Protection team unit 2810. (Ask CW3D for more, he's the voice actor)

[@zuraidahramli3919]

Idea: Judith Mossman vs alien grunt

[@Barney_Calhoun.]

Isn't that our administrator?

[@KiiXii]

Breen really hit those bars 🔥

[@adrenaline_snorter9787]

alyx vance vs mossman

[@idontreallyactuallyknow]

do Alyx Vance vs Advisor

[@PrincessDoit]

Lazlo vs. Antlion when?

[@adammcgill1099]

next do Alyx vs Dr Mossman.

[@minniemariebobe]

Eli destroyed him with that grub line🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥

[@NotCopy]

Houndeye vs bullsquid

[@ananomalocaris1682]

Okay unironically, Eli won handily. He had so many good bars about how Breen was just a loser working as a puppet of the Combine and Breen’s only response was “yeah but the combine are strong doe” and also racism.

[@Snychy-dp6ih]

Barny vs Otis🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@moritzgerhardt5635]

Black Mesas Vox Announcer vs. City 17 Overwatch Voice

[@GnomeChompskii]

Alyx vs Hunter

[@IDKwhy156]

Alyx vs Mossman PLEASEEE

[@Apple.Man.Gaming]

Alyx Vance vs Judeth Mossman

[@Ectozen6192]

can't wait until alyx vance vs judith mossman, also the "not for much longer, i think" was pretty cleverly put in and the only reason i remember it is because i just replayed half-life 2

[@fredynkojw]

Next do alyx vance vs Judith Mossman

[@chewy99.]

Alyx vs a stalker? Or maybe a hunter?

[@AshWildfires]

This is the biggest toss up in erohl history ever

[@Nod_Les]

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPICCCC RAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP RAP RAP BATTTTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OFFFFFF HALFFFFFFFFFF-LIFEEEEEEEE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@fishpieman]

Victor-Sixty vs Adrian Shephard

[@justanaveragesloth4141]

Black ops assassin vs combine assassin

[@TheInfamousMelon7]

next: metro police vs gordon freeman

[@iambboy7935]

Judith Mossman vs Alyx Vance

[@Burrito844]

Vortigaunt vs Adviser

[@TCcool283]

one thing
i dont know why

[@mineturtle2]

Water worms from coast map borders when

[@TurkReich2534]

Wilson VS Wheatley

[@catkid95]

next: judith mossman vs alyx vance

[@F4B14N_CLEENR]

Shit, hard choice. Both are great. But I'd go for Eli

[@BLU_SPY_GAMING28]

Eli sounds like those lung cancer psa’s

[@sethcatulpos4266]

benrey calhon versus alecks bance

[@infinitefun527]

I say Adrian Shepherd vs a Bottle of Champagne

[@samherken]

Eli, 100%

[@neimenovani7256]

10/10

[@thehqAdministrator]

we need barney vs gman

[@HumanizedWater]

Very good! But that eli AI voice does not fit one actual bit lol.

[@waltuh_wite]

eli sounds like a digeridoo

[@Elaver]

Breen wasn’t holding back at the end

[@hazmatguy575]

Gina Cross vs Colette Green

[@proghostzgamecreed6555]

Combine Assassin vs Black Ops Assassin when?

[@Giraffedoctor]

were so back

[@yunusemrekara7412]

WE SPEEDRUNING FOLLOW FREEMAN WHIT THIS🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@GordonFreemanGaming]

Eli is obviously the winner

[@Towcj]

PCU vest vs HEV suit !!!

[@contryballgentil]

Antlion guard vs alyx vance please i want to see this battle

[@UndercoverAnims]

WE DEFEATIN THE COMBINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤫🤫🤫🎷🎷🎷❌️❌️❌️

[@teaSam7]

Alyx vs Kleiner

[@vuksanvucko]

youre just a black n- got me

[@vincentsvirtues4172]

Alyx vs Barney

[@theabarguy]

There might be a long line for killing Eli, but Breen has a long line of rap battles ahead of him.

[@That_Evangelist]

Metrocop v.s headcrab zombie

[@n.e.o5334]

Holy shit I’m watching history being made

[@chewy99.]

Yeah Eli won but his voice was pretty weird

[@Fnafikepic]

Consouling couple vs Kleiner?

[@CorNabeu]

Alyx vs Mossman