"Let's count the first three things that I see: I see one geek, one goof, and one real G, wait that one's me" is such an absolutely nutty bar on so many levels
Lyrics: Epic rap battles of half life G-Man VS Gordon freeman BEGIN! G-Man's diss: Rise and shine mr freeman, we finally meet again at last, this time my employers have authorized me to kick your fricking a**, because im no longer in need of any of your services, alyx, shepard, or even a pile of dog crap would better suit my purposes, the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, but putting you in your place is too easy as far as im concerned, You dont even have personality, charisma, character or any charm, a theoretical physicist who knows less about science than he knows about firearm. Gordon's diss: HEV mark 4 protective system now online, but its not me who'll need protection from your weak a** rhymes, why are you so obsessed with stalking on me from up and down the halls? you are just like the resistance wanting a chance to (my lawyer has advised me not to type this), im the hero of black mesa, the one free man and my week's just been hell, just add "ay" to the "G" in G-Man and tell me what does that spell? i saved the entire world like 3 times before i even turned thirty, while your suit stays clean because you never want to get your own hands dirty. G-Man's diss: my own hands dirty? i blew up black mesa myself when i armed that nuke, put you into stasis, then changed your clothes when you poo pooed in your hazard suit, you think you are hot stuff but really you are just a pawn in my game, be grateful i made you who you are and saved your life again and again, teleporting like its nothing, just one blink and im in another time zone, im sneaky and elusive but you are not so sneaky dressed like a traffic cone, this battle's unevenly matched and i cant even consider this a standoff, i'll diss you again some day, but in the mean time, this is where i get off welp thats enough text, i'll type the other Gordon's diss later.
Other Gordons Diss: “Wait a minute don’t go when I’m not even finished with you yet! I’ve destroyed aliens and armies without breaking a single sweat. Cutting through these rhymes like my saw blade that slices through a zombie like butter. Maybe if you talked a little less like me then you always wouldn’t have to go and stutter. You’re so weird do you do anything slightly normal? Like maybe eat a restaurant? Or are you too scared a vort would serve you like you’re always being served up by a vort. So I’m a hero you’re a coward and this battle is won and you got badly burned. So you’ve lost but heres a little something for the pain.” MORPHINE ADMINISTERED.
0:01 Intro 0:12 G-MAN Verse 0:39 Gordon Freeman Verse 1:00 H.E.V. Verse 1:26 G-MAN Verse 2 1:53 H.E.V. Verse 2 2:20 Fake Outro 2:42 Gabe N. Verse 3:08 Real Outro
HEV mark 4 protective system now online but it's not me who'll need protection from your weak ass rhymes Aight I dont usually listen rap, dontevem like rap, dunno how I came across this (except from beinh HL fan) but that fucking shit was BRILLIANT. I dont really like the rest of this rap, but those lines are just fucking brilliant
This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities." ―Black Mesa Announcement System[src]
Main article: Black Mesa Inbound The time is 8:47 AM -- Dr. Gordon Freeman is late for work. The 27-year-old MIT graduate rides the tram to the Sector C Test Labs and passes Barney Calhoun, seen bashing on a locked door. As he nears the Anomalous Materials Laboratory, Gordon can see nuclear missiles ready for transport to launch sites, robots nearly crashing into the tram, and the intricate workings of the Black Mesa Research Facility revealing themselves as being fragile, and more often than not, broken. The public announcement system announces the most recent news, making ironic comments about healthcare measures on radiation and urinalysis tests, as large pools of radioactive waste pass beneath him. At a Loader crossing, the tram is stopped, and on the left, a mysterious man in a suit is waiting in another stopped tram. Eventually, Freeman's tram reaches its destination and, after stepping out onto the catwalk, his day begins.
The hev suit rapping for gordon was a plot twist to me until Gabe happened lmao
The best plot twist ever
This dropped harder than the citadel. 🔥
This dropped harder than the nuke that hit Black Mesa 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This dropped harder than the death of Eli🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@maddoxgrant1845YOU DID NOT
@@WadetataYES I DID
@@maddoxgrant1845 YOU DID NOT
bro the HEV suit rapping was the funniest shit i've seen today
The introduction of Gabe was unexpected but an amazing inclusion
I expected a silly little joke video. I recieved something that was even harder than the Seven Hour War.
Honestly when Gordon said “medkit grab use armor break barrels” that hit hard
im dissapointed that the gman didnt call this a battle gordon had no chance of winning
That would have been perfect.
@@Ataliste we need round 2
@@lagoozri9568yes
New favourite video ever made. I have now decided this is the most underrated thing ever.
Saw it on reddit. the HEV suit talking was fucking hilarious
It hit me like a train
"Saw it on reddit" 🤡
WE MAKING IT OUT OF NOVA PROSPECT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥
prospekt*
@@randomperson-uj4bp ☹️
69th like
"Let's count the first three things that I see: I see one geek, one goof, and one real G, wait that one's me" is such an absolutely nutty bar on so many levels
Damn, not even Gordon's HEV suit could save 'em from the fire Gman was spitting. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🧢
Nah fr cap
Cap
Cap
Gordon save
Gordon Freeman won 100% EDIT NEVERMIND GABEN WON
"poo pooed in your hazmat suit" got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Were making it out of half life 3 with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
I like the idea that the hev suit can protect against verbal abuse
The beginning part didn't inspire confidence but then it went hard 🤯
G-Man was just pure brutal
Cap
This is epic. Must get viral
2:18 🗣🗣👀👀🔥🔥⁉️⁉️MORPHINE ADMINISTERED 🗣🗣👀👀🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
Gordon on Fortnite dances made my week, no.. my year.
got some hidden talent.. KEEP IT VISIBLE!!!
Dr Breen vs heavy from tf2 next pls
I would like to see some crossovers from valve games so like the idea
Gabe vs The Number 3 or Eli vs Combine advisor
Great vid btw :))))))))))))))))))
Lyrics:
Epic rap battles of half life
G-Man VS Gordon freeman
BEGIN!
G-Man's diss: Rise and shine mr freeman, we finally meet again at last, this time my employers have authorized me to kick your fricking a**, because im no longer in need of any of your services, alyx, shepard, or even a pile of dog crap would better suit my purposes, the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, but putting you in your place is too easy as far as im concerned, You dont even have personality, charisma, character or any charm, a theoretical physicist who knows less about science than he knows about firearm.
Gordon's diss: HEV mark 4 protective system now online, but its not me who'll need protection from your weak a** rhymes, why are you so obsessed with stalking on me from up and down the halls? you are just like the resistance wanting a chance to (my lawyer has advised me not to type this), im the hero of black mesa, the one free man and my week's just been hell, just add "ay" to the "G" in G-Man and tell me what does that spell? i saved the entire world like 3 times before i even turned thirty, while your suit stays clean because you never want to get your own hands dirty.
G-Man's diss: my own hands dirty? i blew up black mesa myself when i armed that nuke, put you into stasis, then changed your clothes when you poo pooed in your hazard suit, you think you are hot stuff but really you are just a pawn in my game, be grateful i made you who you are and saved your life again and again, teleporting like its nothing, just one blink and im in another time zone, im sneaky and elusive but you are not so sneaky dressed like a traffic cone, this battle's unevenly matched and i cant even consider this a standoff, i'll diss you again some day, but in the mean time, this is where i get off
welp thats enough text, i'll type the other Gordon's diss later.
Other Gordons Diss: “Wait a minute don’t go when I’m not even finished with you yet! I’ve destroyed aliens and armies without breaking a single sweat. Cutting through these rhymes like my saw blade that slices through a zombie like butter. Maybe if you talked a little less like me then you always wouldn’t have to go and stutter. You’re so weird do you do anything slightly normal? Like maybe eat a restaurant? Or are you too scared a vort would serve you like you’re always being served up by a vort. So I’m a hero you’re a coward and this battle is won and you got badly burned. So you’ve lost but heres a little something for the pain.” MORPHINE ADMINISTERED.
@@Disoloco thank you for writing out the Gordon's diss for me.
WE RELEASING HALF LIFE 3 WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
This is a work of art!!!!❤❤❤
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA BLACK MESSAH WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Holy shit this is so fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
this hits harder than a residence cascade🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is officially the greatest thing I have ever seen
Holy shit, this is top tier. Saw this on my recommendation feed. Hope this blows up.
0:01 Intro
0:12 G-MAN Verse
0:39 Gordon Freeman Verse
1:00 H.E.V. Verse
1:26 G-MAN Verse 2
1:53 H.E.V. Verse 2
2:20 Fake Outro
2:42 Gabe N. Verse
3:08 Real Outro
Who wAaAaAaAn
Who W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕A̷͙ͭͫ̕N̺̻̔̆ͅ
Mann. Why? Why did you make it so fucking good!! Good job mate!
HEV mark 4 protective
system now online
but it's not me who'll need protection
from your weak ass rhymes
Aight I dont usually listen rap, dontevem like rap, dunno how I came across this (except from beinh HL fan) but that fucking shit was BRILLIANT. I dont really like the rest of this rap, but those lines are just fucking brilliant
This dropped harder than Eli's dead body 💀
This is fucking amazing
Civil protection vs blue can when?
Straight bars from all sides, but the "morphine administered" gives it to gordon.
THIS IS FIRE BROOOOO
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE CITADEL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣
WE MAKING OUTTTA BLCK MESSAAA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
legendary battle!
Bro imagine if in Round 2 Gordon and G-Man go against Gabe a two vs one thing ya get me?
make city scanner vs headcrab pls
Extreme heat damage detected.
Beautiful.
bro was so fire without the autotune mark IV
we making it out of city-17 with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Leaked final boss of early half life 3 concepts
Shepard Vs Freeman next
This is incredible! Did not expect this to be so well done.
Wow, well done with this video.
We're making it out of Zen with this banger🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥
earth: gets demolished by the combine
hev suit: *why dont you eat a restaurant?*
Gabe counting to three is insane
Alyx vance VS Collette green next
that would unironically be awesome. you are a genius
As soon as the suit turned on, I knew shit was gonna go crazy. I’m so happy that they didn’t just make him bang on shit for his verses.
Gabe Newell instantly won the moment he said "3"
DO SCIENTIST VS SECURITY GUARD
shephard vs freeman next please
My ass is heavy
"Just add ay to the g in gman and tell me what does that spell?" Hit so hard for some reason
2:50 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
freeman hit that free style
a masterpiece beyond human comprehension
WE GETTIN OUT OF CITY 17 WITH DIS 1‼️‼️🔥🔥‼️💥🔥
He has theoritical degree in physics.
So that was what the Lambda button on the HEV suit was for...
sick
This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities."
―Black Mesa Announcement System[src]
Main article: Black Mesa Inbound
The time is 8:47 AM -- Dr. Gordon Freeman is late for work. The 27-year-old MIT graduate rides the tram to the Sector C Test Labs and passes Barney Calhoun, seen bashing on a locked door. As he nears the Anomalous Materials Laboratory, Gordon can see nuclear missiles ready for transport to launch sites, robots nearly crashing into the tram, and the intricate workings of the Black Mesa Research Facility revealing themselves as being fragile, and more often than not, broken.
The public announcement system announces the most recent news, making ironic comments about healthcare measures on radiation and urinalysis tests, as large pools of radioactive waste pass beneath him. At a Loader crossing, the tram is stopped, and on the left, a mysterious man in a suit is waiting in another stopped tram. Eventually, Freeman's tram reaches its destination and, after stepping out onto the catwalk, his day begins.
We made of status of this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Gabe's bar was FIRE
Epic
This hits harder than a metro cops stun stick against my head
This video deserves more views
Gman is so powerful that he can rap without moving his lips.
gman
gmod
gman garry man
gman is garry man
That "morphine administered" hit harder than the nuclear bomb at black mesa
WERE MAKING IT OUT OF BLACK MESA WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why is this so good bruu
Aiden walker vs his clone
Without Gabe Gordon wins
With Gabe Gabe wins
freemans lines are so fire it inspires me so miuch that i can feel him coming inside of me
Freeman definitely won
Freeman really mastered those bars 🔥
WE'RE SMELLING THE ASHES WITH THIS ONE! 🔥🔥🔥
Holy crap Half life 3 ending looks awesome
We making it into half life 3 with this one🔥🔥🔥
2:50 HOLD UP A MINUTE, GABE CAN COUNT TO THREE THEN THAT MEANS HALF-LIFE 3 IS NEAR!!
Thus is more fire than the reconse cascade
This is amazing.
shit actually went hard
HOLY SHIT THAT LAST HEV SUIT BAR WAS HEAT WTF
Man there is some good shit right here
AINT NO WAY GABEN SAID THREE, THIS IS SOME PHOTOSHOP
Gman vs steven hawking
Morphine administered. probably my favourite line
"Nobody knows what the f-FUCK youre saying!"
😂😂
Gordon cooked 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
gordon be winnin thisone