WARNING: SEQUALLY BRUTAL | Whack Your Boss 2: Fantasy Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @lordhellstrande2763
    @lordhellstrande2763 Год назад +701

    I think the reason the original guy makes it worse is that he's trying to control himself while the others are just bloodthirsty maniacs. Lookin' at you, Patrick

    • @rapidrush6033
      @rapidrush6033 Год назад

      @@fareedahdamilola i love bots!

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад

      And his GF Lisa along with Whiskey the dog.

    • @iamerror6546
      @iamerror6546 Год назад

      the fucking bot couldn’t even finish what it was saying lmfao

    • @babymailing7782
      @babymailing7782 Год назад +26

      Patrick, what time is it?
      Patrick: I don’t know, is it?

    • @TheBatmanMonomaniac
      @TheBatmanMonomaniac Год назад +38

      I prefer the humor, vocals, and animation style of the original over the other ones.

  • @yoshilord724
    @yoshilord724 7 лет назад +3083

    I like how during the Satan option, in the background, the other devils are the animations from the original "Whack Your Boss" game. Nice touch!

    • @DarkGhostHacker
      @DarkGhostHacker 7 лет назад +50

      Was wondering if anyone else noticed that. Yeah it was nice touch.

    • @griseldagomez6971
      @griseldagomez6971 6 лет назад +23

      Same I saw that and I am like oh thats a nice touch

    • @R3SerialDreams
      @R3SerialDreams 6 лет назад +14

      I was wondering when someone else would notice.

    • @AZTenor94
      @AZTenor94 5 лет назад +8

      I JUST noticed that! Awesome detail!

    • @TheUnknowedOficial
      @TheUnknowedOficial 4 года назад +7

      Im sorry but that's not a "nice touch". In flash you can re-use some backgrounds as they're like layers so that why he did (he also used some materials from another flash games he did before).

  • @retrosystem6182
    @retrosystem6182 3 года назад +850

    I was genuinely invested in the boss explaining how corporate ladders are structured, how the changing world is making the bourgeoisie stronger, and how to repopulate a dying species, in a lecture to his employee, who is sitting there quite literally plotting to kill him. Is this a glimpse into the mind of those of a higher status in the workplace?

    • @RomoFett_
      @RomoFett_ 2 года назад

      The capitalists hate us because they fear us.

    • @fbit7613
      @fbit7613 2 года назад +14

      absolutely

    • @Mr_Myers_
      @Mr_Myers_ 2 года назад +27

      A very cynical but realistic viewpoint on how alot of businesses work

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 года назад +20

      "You think I am the source of your problems? You'll be behind a desk one way or another. That won't end with me."

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Год назад +9

      Yes, and no. The truth is somewhere below what this speech implies but above what a boss would say about themselves. The truth of humans is always found where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

  • @SoySauceSmurf
    @SoySauceSmurf 5 лет назад +1311

    1:33 the beginning of the boss’s rant
    4:25 the end of it

  • @GeneralMacek
    @GeneralMacek 8 лет назад +521

    Mark if you look cautiously on the "Hell" death, you will notice that the fighting in the background are actually kills from the original "Whack Your Boss".

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 8 лет назад +19

      5:02 why can't this guy be on mortal kombat!? he has the best finishing move's ever xD

    • @Mighty04
      @Mighty04 8 лет назад +3

      Agreed XD

    • @banfoxsinofgreed3209
      @banfoxsinofgreed3209 8 лет назад +2

      yup

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 8 лет назад +6

      Man, the maker didn't include the neck slashing from the original :(

    • @wyattmills4000
      @wyattmills4000 8 лет назад +5

      If you look you can see that both of the hand attacks are done with the right hand instead of the left.

  • @thelastbreadslice4891
    @thelastbreadslice4891 7 лет назад +1897

    5:57 that office looks better with a red carpet

    • @vrodie4348
      @vrodie4348 6 лет назад +31

      *cubical*

    • @princessbeexxxx
      @princessbeexxxx 5 лет назад +57

      Guys...the cubical wasn't the only area covered in "red carpet". The "whole" office was. 😂 Like duh.

    • @dj_kronk9357
      @dj_kronk9357 5 лет назад +2

      And that’s blood

    • @dj_kronk9357
      @dj_kronk9357 5 лет назад +1

      ITS BLOOD NOT A CARPET

    • @dj_kronk9357
      @dj_kronk9357 5 лет назад

      Cheyne04 ! Is a joke

  • @doctorflashsfd1060
    @doctorflashsfd1060 7 лет назад +331

    4:50 I'll tell you what that is, it's the boss. It's literally all of him, turned inside out

  • @puroanimates2956
    @puroanimates2956 3 года назад +477

    Devil: mark knows
    Mark to god: ALIEN HANDS IN THA SKY

    • @alexisduchesne4902
      @alexisduchesne4902 3 года назад +11

      😂

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 года назад +7

      I mean if you really think about it god is as alien to man is man is to ants

  • @smokevisions6000
    @smokevisions6000 7 лет назад +2635

    "Save the whales? Clone the whales"
    That is the best thing I've ever heard XD

  • @LLHLMHfilms
    @LLHLMHfilms 7 лет назад +1102

    "I mean, it's a dildo of you're brave enough"
    -Mark 2016

    • @gordokarlivanv.8104
      @gordokarlivanv.8104 5 лет назад +1

      not coming Back an eggplant?

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 5 лет назад +6

      Shy Headphones fuck that I’m doing it

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 5 лет назад +10

      Shy Headphones instant regret

    • @BrotherBeeArt
      @BrotherBeeArt 5 лет назад +1

      @@pricey70 yup

    • @urbanfsalsa
      @urbanfsalsa 5 лет назад +6

      I was gonna comment this, but you beat me to it.

  • @tizianofratini7407
    @tizianofratini7407 8 лет назад +204

    "I still have nightmares about..." WHAT MARK WHAT

  • @ImmaTyler
    @ImmaTyler 5 лет назад +353

    Markiplier (another video): "I don't watch a lot of anime."
    Markiplier (during this video): Ohhh it's GANTZ!

  • @LaGalaxy-jr4gh
    @LaGalaxy-jr4gh 7 лет назад +410

    Anyone else notice the devils in the background are doing killing animations from the first game or am I the only one?

  • @JohnPablob
    @JohnPablob 8 лет назад +171

    Damn, this game's dialogue is more brutal than the game.
    I love it.

    • @jex1689
      @jex1689 8 лет назад +3

      Your Profile picture tho.. O.o Lucario?

    • @Q-bh
      @Q-bh 8 лет назад +1

      +Devon787 Junior yeah what's lucario doing? (I bet you 20 dollars he's doing something sexual)

    • @syfarthewolf9139
      @syfarthewolf9139 8 лет назад +2

      Check his profile's Discussion section.

    • @AmyaRucker-n6j
      @AmyaRucker-n6j 8 лет назад +2

      look at your profile pic

    • @AmyaRucker-n6j
      @AmyaRucker-n6j 8 лет назад +2

      hes just drinking something look at is PROFILE

  • @kingis_dingis8103
    @kingis_dingis8103 8 лет назад +218

    I love how half of this vid is just him listening to the guy talk

    • @QuantumCuttlefish
      @QuantumCuttlefish 8 лет назад +13

      The guy wasn't lying though. I've checked. Those are all irl problems. I detect social commentary.

    • @QuantumCuttlefish
      @QuantumCuttlefish 8 лет назад +2

      The guy wasn't lying though. I've checked. Those are all irl problems. I detect social commentary.

    • @ArtOfCon-troll
      @ArtOfCon-troll 8 лет назад +10

      RUclips videos don't revolve around all you people who want things like this edited out. Perhaps there are those who wanted to listen to it. Did you think of that or was your own personal annoyance all you thought about?

    • @Max-tk7sb
      @Max-tk7sb 8 лет назад +1

      He says he loves it m8 :3

    • @ArticleReaderRandy
      @ArticleReaderRandy 8 лет назад

      how are you dumb enough to think that THAT was social commentary

  • @SiFireHasSpeed
    @SiFireHasSpeed 6 лет назад +114

    “Aw. Is that depressing.” Killed me

    • @logideon368
      @logideon368 3 года назад +7

      What are you talking about my dude this whole story made me laugh so hard.

  • @kachirosenpai6792
    @kachirosenpai6792 8 лет назад +508

    that 9th one tho
    "I didn't plan any of that. That just happened"
    My life in 2 sentences 😂😂😂😂

    • @lovelyoldersister7192
      @lovelyoldersister7192 5 лет назад +5

      Kachiro Senpai that pretty much sums it up to me and my whole life in general

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 лет назад +5

      That also happens to sum up everything I have ever done

    • @JacobRWeiss
      @JacobRWeiss 5 лет назад +7

      @@JetFalcon710 That's life. For everyone. Literally. Lol.

    • @ruandewitt1020
      @ruandewitt1020 5 лет назад +2

      That is a discrace to Gods name

    • @BisexualG00SE
      @BisexualG00SE 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like me

  • @stacygiron5708
    @stacygiron5708 8 лет назад +291

    is it just me or does mark seem extra adorable in this video

    • @DarkRubberNeck
      @DarkRubberNeck 8 лет назад

      He is just having a good time 😊

    • @memoryloss3894
      @memoryloss3894 8 лет назад +1

      I think he is extra adorable all the time xD

    • @malicious.magpie
      @malicious.magpie 8 лет назад

      +Dr. Nobody yas that is true

    • @MonteBratten
      @MonteBratten 8 лет назад

      MCR YAAASS

    • @user-gw1bk1dw3z
      @user-gw1bk1dw3z 8 лет назад +4

      +Anna Renaud yes, but today he looks even cuter. I think it's his contacts, they make him look cheerful.

  • @teenagebookworm2016
    @teenagebookworm2016 8 лет назад +56

    Boss: Oh is that depressing?
    Mark: **Smiling and laughing**

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 5 лет назад +355

    Um...um
    ......did that guy just...
    Did boss man just....
    That shit was deeper than ever.

    • @TheWErules
      @TheWErules 4 года назад +27

      Literally just coming out with an analysus of the dehumanizing and alienating nature of offuce wirk. It was great all throughout.

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 года назад +9

      @@TheWErules
      True. Not only that, but other world issues as well. Was pretty funny too.

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum 8 лет назад +50

    The Keyboard one in the original will forever remain my favorite one.

    • @nobodys6210
      @nobodys6210 8 лет назад

      Never

    • @keyonjr9990
      @keyonjr9990 8 лет назад +3

      Mine is the scissors one 👌

    • @aetherian5596
      @aetherian5596 8 лет назад +2

      mine's the one with the water jug...I don't know why

    • @KeiraA333
      @KeiraA333 7 лет назад +3

      For me it's the ruler.
      So fast, so simple, and he just looks so goddamned bored with it all made it hilarious too. XDXDXD

  • @Breke
    @Breke 8 лет назад +308

    The best part of this video was that long speech xD

    • @stanx96
      @stanx96 8 лет назад +20

      It makes you WANT to kill the guy. He's like the boss from office space.😆

    • @garfieldfreak
      @garfieldfreak 8 лет назад

      yeah, it was great XD

    • @Carla-ov3fy
      @Carla-ov3fy 8 лет назад

      Maybe that's bc he IS the boss from Office Space

    • @furbie7918
      @furbie7918 8 лет назад

      Definitely.. XD

    • @NovuscourvousTornflesh
      @NovuscourvousTornflesh 8 лет назад

      ikr

  • @TheYoungStar422
    @TheYoungStar422 8 лет назад +343

    Things that happened today:
    1. I Woke Up
    2. I Went Outside
    3. I Met Mark
    4. I Cried
    (Real Sequence)
    2,3,1,4

  • @measypeasy
    @measypeasy 6 лет назад +94

    *sigh* I miss the good old days. Red hair, blue and black back round... I love Mark to piece's but... I miss this kind of content. These games. That laugh. He's so mature now. Got his own clothing store (with Seán), super proud of the guy, but, I truly do miss this era of his life.

    • @tylerb5764
      @tylerb5764 5 лет назад +8

      Pfft, his red hair is his old days? That wasn't his old days, that was the beginning of the new days! and he's still the same fuckin' goof he's always been

    • @RiversCuomo_Weezer
      @RiversCuomo_Weezer 4 года назад +3

      What about Google Feud i miss that

    • @Dragonmoon98
      @Dragonmoon98 3 года назад +9

      Chads be remembering sharkfin markiplier

    • @ogvamp2
      @ogvamp2 3 года назад +3

      for me he hasn’t been the same since early 2020, I still love him but idk he has different humor now he barely laughs

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 2 года назад +1

      Ok?

  • @codymcglaughlin5258
    @codymcglaughlin5258 8 лет назад +246

    It is SA-tan

  • @Supermynci9000
    @Supermynci9000 5 лет назад +75

    Mark:
    6:06 "Man, having people like blow up is one of the worst ways I could possibly imagine a death in like a movie or a game."
    Also Mark:
    6:29 "Wouldn't you want your last act to be shoving a nuke up your butt?"

  • @TheVeteranROB
    @TheVeteranROB 7 лет назад +100

    Save the whales?
    *CLONE THE WHALES.*

  • @s1rtv545
    @s1rtv545 2 года назад +46

    "It is a dildo if you're brave enough"
    such an inspiring quote

    • @Based4Life
      @Based4Life 10 месяцев назад +2

      One of my favorites indeed 🍷🗿

  • @KannaSan
    @KannaSan 8 лет назад +224

    The unicorn one reminded me of a supernatural episode.

    • @nayomi618
      @nayomi618 6 лет назад +2

      Hi I love your videos and I watch the Airy day and then we'll watch your videos the last time and I watch them you're so good that's why I put this thumbs up that's why I love in your video I put a lots of like in your video goes the really good night I hope you make videos tomorrow😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

    • @tiger1chu
      @tiger1chu 6 лет назад +3

      Reminds me of the cabin in the woods

    • @kendrikm1636
      @kendrikm1636 6 лет назад +3

      Am I The only one that watched that episode as well

    • @mickeygallagher9577
      @mickeygallagher9577 5 лет назад

      witchybritt SAMEEEEE

    • @stitchoreo647
      @stitchoreo647 5 лет назад

      Men too😱😱cause I watch that OMG so yeah

  • @dgd1234567890
    @dgd1234567890 8 лет назад +86

    "It's a dildo if you're brave enough!" Omg I am actually dying

  • @ToastyGamer
    @ToastyGamer 8 лет назад +120

    I love when Mark plays these Whacking game so funny :D

  • @zenpanda3910
    @zenpanda3910 5 лет назад +90

    I really want to draw a realistic version of the guy killing his boss- as saitama.

    • @kyle4370
      @kyle4370 3 года назад +4

      what's stopping you?

  • @MrWalker8800
    @MrWalker8800 8 лет назад +247

    Its a Dildo if you're Brave enough! -Markiplier 2016

  • @kdparchives3395
    @kdparchives3395 8 лет назад +74

    3:40 at that point even I want the boss dead

    • @QuantumCuttlefish
      @QuantumCuttlefish 8 лет назад +11

      Those are actual real life issues you know. The boss sucks, yes, but we ignored and laughed at it.

    • @Logan-xo9uc
      @Logan-xo9uc 8 лет назад +5

      The environment can actually wait. Fuck it.

    • @MariaMacedow
      @MariaMacedow 8 лет назад +1

      Same. He's an ignorant douche.

    • @andrewjaramillo7121
      @andrewjaramillo7121 8 лет назад +4

      Save the whales, clone the whales

    • @jodyhsrwood6630
      @jodyhsrwood6630 8 лет назад +5

      Clone the 🐋s, eat the 🐋s!

  • @diamondshroom3335
    @diamondshroom3335 7 лет назад +170

    6:15
    Mark: Is that a dildo?
    Me: Nope, that's a nuke!

  • @zzzowee5040
    @zzzowee5040 5 лет назад +44

    Lol the captions tho...
    9:20 it alright, he said he loved working, right?

  • @Vetrotec
    @Vetrotec 8 лет назад +56

    8:41 WELCOME to the hydraulic press channel!!

    • @Aya-cq3tt
      @Aya-cq3tt 8 лет назад

      K

    • @MysticEle
      @MysticEle 8 лет назад +5

      Dis Boss seems incredibly dangerous and so ve must DEAL with him!

    • @colingoetz3936
      @colingoetz3936 8 лет назад +6

      Today vee hav teh boss, it ez very danzerus an it must ve dealt wit

    • @Vetrotec
      @Vetrotec 8 лет назад

      XD

  • @angelonfire2546
    @angelonfire2546 8 лет назад +46

    6:16 the Boss does Mark's laugh XD

  • @danneriscringe
    @danneriscringe 7 лет назад +37

    Mark 4:50 : WHAT IS THAT?!
    Me: Freedom. In the form of everything that was ever in your boss.

  • @1nternetStranger
    @1nternetStranger 2 года назад +15

    6:25 probably one of the best things mark has ever said

  • @CherryCharley
    @CherryCharley 8 лет назад +916

    These are getting more and more violent, and now when I look at the old games they seem so mild, what has this game done to me!?

    • @sumsum9278
      @sumsum9278 8 лет назад +6

      you want a shock? you should watch corspe party

    • @CherryCharley
      @CherryCharley 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Anime or game because I've seen both, I love them so much xD

    • @tommyvann7423
      @tommyvann7423 8 лет назад

      Game definitely

    • @DarkRubberNeck
      @DarkRubberNeck 8 лет назад +2

      At least they are very creative ☺️

    • @karmalapples5942
      @karmalapples5942 8 лет назад +2

      I'm actually sad because I feel like the mindless brutality has gone down since the first one....

  • @Vee_Sheep
    @Vee_Sheep 8 лет назад +535

    I first read the title as "SEXUALLY BRUTAL"

  • @skyshark127
    @skyshark127 4 года назад +60

    Boss: “Didn’t you get the memo?”
    Badass employee: “Don’t you get I can kill you with fantasy powers in 10 different ways?”

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 года назад +3

      "And yet you don't have the fantasy power of making a sustainable income."

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 6 лет назад +359

    Uh, no, parasites wont survive without hosts so...

    • @Erich.C
      @Erich.C 5 лет назад +11

      Sounds A Lot Like Venom

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah he’s one of those assholes.

    • @uktthe_king_fish5769
      @uktthe_king_fish5769 5 лет назад +10

      PARASITE?! APOLOGISE!

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 5 лет назад +4

      @super cat bros dude, would it kill you to use fucking words? Or did you not go to kindergarten.

    • @JM64
      @JM64 4 года назад +1

      True. Which is why labour is the source of all wealth

  • @ethanb8056
    @ethanb8056 8 лет назад +11

    i just realized how much of an adorable dork mark is

  • @paulfraatz1879
    @paulfraatz1879 7 лет назад +264

    1:17 S P O O K Y S C A R Y S K E L E T O N S

    • @jcf6288
      @jcf6288 6 лет назад

      yer right paul

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 5 лет назад +8

      S E N D S H I V E R S D O W N Y O U R S P I N E.

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 5 лет назад

      Paul Fraatz halo reference

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 5 лет назад

      Paul Fraatz halo reference

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 5 лет назад

      Didact took over XD

  • @Bezymyannyy_Paren
    @Bezymyannyy_Paren 6 лет назад +11

    That ending thought, the boss forever in limbo at a cubical.

  • @jackielynnthomas2212
    @jackielynnthomas2212 5 лет назад +52

    6:42 *"Use the force Luke."*

  • @twahtskie
    @twahtskie 8 лет назад +81

    Oh Markiplier. The way you act towards violence shows you've never been on liveleak

    • @lekistexas
      @lekistexas 8 лет назад +6

      The amount of edge in a single comment is truly amazing.

    • @goteeex2
      @goteeex2 8 лет назад +5

      Please remove the comment.
      I don't want people to know about that site.
      It's horrific.

    • @claireschuelke6507
      @claireschuelke6507 8 лет назад +2

      What is liveleak?

    • @karenmuyco618
      @karenmuyco618 8 лет назад

      +Mustache Mystery haha.. same question!

    • @uselessthumb2464
      @uselessthumb2464 8 лет назад

      I'm a little scared to ask what Liveleak is lmaoo

  • @EmmaLeex
    @EmmaLeex 8 лет назад +97

    that unicorn makes me think of south park the stick of truth when you fuck up kenny's attack

  • @orvaldurmargumundsson2390
    @orvaldurmargumundsson2390 7 лет назад +266

    Yes yes yes right right right

  • @MrMaradok
    @MrMaradok 5 лет назад +10

    I live how this games Boss just goes into a beat poetry session instead of just rambling.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 5 лет назад +11

    The boss’s monologue is incredible

  • @TyranntX
    @TyranntX 8 лет назад +19

    4:44 Employee, Wins. FATALITY!

    • @adrnat2970
      @adrnat2970 Год назад

      Is there anything to not make him into a bloody pulp

  • @SwanEvermore
    @SwanEvermore 8 лет назад +6

    8:32 - The guy: "Well... Just to be clear, I had absolutely no *hand* in any of that."

  • @Iley1_500
    @Iley1_500 2 года назад +8

    3:35
    The problem are not that clean energies are not efficient enough but also the dirty contracts around them. As in Spain, "clean" energies under private administration will only become extremely expensive, in exchange of energy that constantly goes away and damages our electronics when there's a cloud or no wind.

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 8 лет назад +10

    I love how the animation is so simple yet so detailed.

  • @jackhosier8498
    @jackhosier8498 7 лет назад +15

    6:43 My reaction when a Gene-Splicer experiment goes wrong, causing something crazy to happen like:
    (two non-living creatures to fuse together into a monstrous hybrid)

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma7167 8 лет назад +28

    6:25 "I mean it's a dildo if you are brave enough"
    -Markiplier 2016

  • @thegamer2223
    @thegamer2223 5 лет назад +34

    7:50 it reminds me of dbz when frieza impaled krillin

  • @JoshuaRGraves
    @JoshuaRGraves 8 лет назад +14

    "Save the whales, clone the whales"

  • @lucariorat
    @lucariorat 8 лет назад +10

    In the background at 7:10 it has the kills from the first whack your boss. Anyone else notice that? I think its a nice touch personally

  • @themetalgoddess
    @themetalgoddess 8 лет назад +6

    8:38
    Took me back to the old Duke Nukem days of closing a door at the wrong time and getting splattered as a result...

  • @sorvennevros6681
    @sorvennevros6681 3 года назад +5

    1:32 my most favorite part of the video!! Mark's perfect responses to the game.

  • @djremix3510
    @djremix3510 8 лет назад +20

    Mark. You are as weak as ever. You must savor each kill, the ripping of the flesh as blood gushes like a geyser, savor the rush of adrenaline of the cries of agony, the sweat of fear, the trembling against your palms of your victims crying and begging for their worthless, pathetic lives... savor the sound of their bones cracking and their flesh ripping like cloth...

    • @zacharyghostblade7325
      @zacharyghostblade7325 8 лет назад +1

      Damn :P

    • @JoleneGov
      @JoleneGov 8 лет назад +5

      Are you okay?

    • @ifuckinglovegorillaz.6976
      @ifuckinglovegorillaz.6976 8 лет назад

      Nice b8 m8

    • @djremix3510
      @djremix3510 8 лет назад +1

      Jolene Gov Ok? no. But nobody understands.

    • @djremix3510
      @djremix3510 8 лет назад +3

      zachary ghostblade Wipe that smile away, the only smiles to be had are to be the last moment your victim witnesses as you see your own reflection in their terror filled eyes.

  • @aGrafimir
    @aGrafimir 7 лет назад +7

    4:55 I think that was a reference to Kano's fatality in Mortal Kombat 3.

  • @friendkfpsinvisiblefbiagen4601
    @friendkfpsinvisiblefbiagen4601 4 года назад +8

    Boss man: good... i want you *DEPRESSED*
    Mark: *LAUGHING INTENSIFIES*

  • @GanglesBrokenMask
    @GanglesBrokenMask 5 лет назад +22

    (7:01) ~ "Oh no, it is SaTAN"

  • @annatheartperson
    @annatheartperson 8 лет назад +4

    9:41 Indeed. The ultimate punishment, to be stuck in the purgatory that the boss put his workers through.

  • @QuantumCuttlefish
    @QuantumCuttlefish 8 лет назад +10

    Actually, after having him finish, none of those are jokes. Those are all legitimate issues that either have happened or will happen. A toast to America.

    • @QuantumCuttlefish
      @QuantumCuttlefish 8 лет назад

      Yay, ignorance!

    • @KovuVitani
      @KovuVitani 8 лет назад

      oh that sounds really bad :(

    • @Pipes570
      @Pipes570 8 лет назад +1

      You do realize that "climate change" as the media displays it as is a fraud right? If you have to pay all your own bills and expenses you should be able to understand that.
      People don't realize that the Earth doesn't control the climate, our entire climate is controlled by the Sun, and the Sun has natural cycles that it goes through. This means that literally there is nothing that humans can do to alter the climate for the better or worse. Even if we literally were still in primitive ages, the climate today would be the exact same, even without industry.

    • @draconicgaming8706
      @draconicgaming8706 8 лет назад +3

      +Velaug Ofeigsdottir not exactly. Yes, while Global Warming is a natural process. The sun cycle you mention completes every 11 years, the most recent peak being only a few years back. The sun does have a huge effect, but tidal forces from the moon also affect climate on a monthly basis.
      However, factors can influence how Global Temperature changes overtime, and artificial processes can heavily affect climate in significant quantities. Nitric Oxide is an example of the compounds we throw into the atmosphere, which passively eliminates Ozone, an Oxide compound made up of three oxygen atoms. There is also the problem of ionized particles, which are energized particles created by strong electromagnetic radiation. That, in itself, has the potential to cause serious havoc on the biosphere in large enough quantities. Once you get into the science of the whole issue, the media is giving Global Warming a Hand-shake in comparison.

    • @jacqueline7544
      @jacqueline7544 8 лет назад +1

      +Velaug Ofeigsdottir That is not true at all please stop spreading misinformation.

  • @gavinsutton1206
    @gavinsutton1206 8 лет назад +4

    2:27 - 2:49 This is the logic of a kill stealer in every fps game ever

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 2 года назад +2

    “I’m a parasite? Of course I am. Parasites are survivors.”
    You can’t tell me that doesn’t sound like a Dwight Schrute.

  • @aliriver2940
    @aliriver2940 7 лет назад +31

    1:09
    Omae wa mou shindeiru

  • @mercedesjuarez4
    @mercedesjuarez4 8 лет назад +9

    Save the whales? Clone the whales. XD

  • @Lemon-ch1ch
    @Lemon-ch1ch 5 лет назад +42

    5:30
    *”Worker: HAHH”*
    *”Mark: Okay nice ass.”*

  • @SacredSpirit1337
    @SacredSpirit1337 2 года назад +3

    1:03 could be a reference to Repo Man, where anyone who opens a certain car trunk is vaporized by a bright light, leaving only their shoes.

  • @marshallpires4906
    @marshallpires4906 7 лет назад +5

    6:33 sure why not. If that's what it'll take to save the world from a ginormous explosion. Self sacrifice can be a good thing sometimes

  • @-Rowan-Freear-
    @-Rowan-Freear- 8 лет назад +11

    2:45
    the boss: good, i want you in a depressed manner----
    mark: (*laughing his ass off at nothing*) HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • @DelvReign
    @DelvReign 8 лет назад +90

    lmao these games are really weird!

    • @TheRock-ix2hz
      @TheRock-ix2hz 8 лет назад +8

      it is!hey ur 50 more to 200 subs :D

    • @peepeepoerpep9242
      @peepeepoerpep9242 8 лет назад

      he got 3 subs just from you saying that!

    • @a.2234
      @a.2234 8 лет назад +1

      For some reason I am already subscribed to you

    • @moontidesdragongaming9024
      @moontidesdragongaming9024 8 лет назад

      Thats true but u can always know ways to kill overs like using a unicorn too snap your penis off or spider man head being decetated or Superman's head exploding in space, but yeah don't try diss at home

  • @2013DeathMachine
    @2013DeathMachine 3 года назад +5

    I ain't got any problems with this being recommended to me now

  • @chasechute1491
    @chasechute1491 8 лет назад +7

    The epic conclusion to the game you played in middle school instead of doing your work.

  • @ismaelescobar8147
    @ismaelescobar8147 8 лет назад +34

    Hey Mark, will you be trying out "No Man's Sky"? It's a space exloration game
    which gives you the options of doing whatever you want to do, and it looks AMAZING.
    Considering you love space (I personally do to) this game would really be an amazing experience for us space lovers.

    • @ismaelescobar8147
      @ismaelescobar8147 8 лет назад +1

      It releases August 9, just so you know.

    • @emeraldviridis1831
      @emeraldviridis1831 8 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty sure EVERY youtuber who can afford it will.

    • @Ash1670_0
      @Ash1670_0 8 лет назад

      ik abt it too

    • @Ash1670_0
      @Ash1670_0 8 лет назад

      +Emerald Viridis ikr itll give em a heck long series

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 лет назад

      +Harrison Gehlbach find out which one plzzz! i missed that video!

  • @alphonselover825
    @alphonselover825 8 лет назад +19

    I actually liked listening to the boss. He made some pretty clever points. I certainly would not whack him after everything he said, he seemed pretty wise. If anything, I would have a new respect for him. I do have a new respect for him.

    • @non-existent0373
      @non-existent0373 11 месяцев назад

      7 years late ik, but I don't see how that speech makes him likable, he admits that bourgeoisies like him are parasites that profit from other's labor and how he purposely debilitates you by alienating you from coworkers while also taking away your privacy, and to top it off talks about the commodification of water, the most basic essential need.

  • @TheTaintedWisdom
    @TheTaintedWisdom 5 лет назад +6

    6:06 - I have to wonder if Markiplier was going to talk about Event Horizon if he hadn't lost his train of thought...

  • @初音ミク-d7h
    @初音ミク-d7h 8 лет назад +12

    The boss doesn't blink...

    • @purplemountainmeow
      @purplemountainmeow 8 лет назад +8

      You wouldn't too as dead inside.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 8 лет назад +1

      Well, he admitted he was a parasite. Parasites don't blink = don't have souls.

  • @evane179
    @evane179 8 лет назад +58

    When I first saw the title I thought that it said WARNING: SEXUALLY BRUTAL. XD

    • @leslieannealolod7520
      @leslieannealolod7520 8 лет назад

      i also did thought of that??weird

    • @lisuper3441
      @lisuper3441 8 лет назад +1

      Same...it's because we've been watching so many of mark's videos and listened to all his sexual and dirty jokes. Well hey we can say we're like Mark now XDD

    • @Zenter28
      @Zenter28 8 лет назад

      same XD

    • @diamondheart8685
      @diamondheart8685 8 лет назад

      Omg sameeeee

    • @kimalvarado7337
      @kimalvarado7337 8 лет назад

      XD

  • @horribleartist8504
    @horribleartist8504 8 лет назад +16

    God,I love Mark's laugh

    • @samilamby
      @samilamby 8 лет назад +1

      Ikr? I could listen to it all day.. It's so contagious and awesome!

    • @thenumidiumborn7601
      @thenumidiumborn7601 8 лет назад

      It's good, but it can't restore life like Mutahars...

    • @KylCam96
      @KylCam96 8 лет назад

      It is pretty great, isn't?

  • @Resecupss
    @Resecupss 5 лет назад +2

    “No, no, no, no.... wrong, wrong, wrong”

  • @jaysylvester7973
    @jaysylvester7973 8 лет назад +8

    8:19 that face he's making while its happening is making me die of laughter

  • @ohdiethere7641
    @ohdiethere7641 3 года назад +3

    When he wrapped the boss with the telephone cord, I expected him to spin like a beyblade instead of getting cut into tiny pieces.

  • @lifewithautism10794
    @lifewithautism10794 6 лет назад +24

    Mark your missing Whack The Serial Killer man

  • @rafaelder
    @rafaelder 4 года назад +1

    As an office worker, the boss monolog began as real funny, ended as hurting real deep.

  • @tinyteensproductions8750
    @tinyteensproductions8750 8 лет назад +299

    I'm ok withs buffering videos
    And adds
    BUT WHEN ADDS BUFFER 😡😡

  • @BiRDiEHere
    @BiRDiEHere 7 лет назад +15

    4:46-4:46 it looks like a giant uncooked piece of steak or lamb or muttin

  • @ovrpwrdgaming4576
    @ovrpwrdgaming4576 8 лет назад +38

    Anyone else been refreshing marks page for the past five minutes?

  • @KingKairuku
    @KingKairuku 2 года назад +1

    “Beat the Everliving Shit Out of Your Boss: Imaginatively Dead Edition”

  • @-vai-3782
    @-vai-3782 8 лет назад +44

    I really want him to play Yandere Simulator again..

    • @gratielanicu2737
      @gratielanicu2737 8 лет назад

      Hello V! You look like V. Are you V?? I don't know if u are V..Anyway i just wanted to say hello V so...Hello V!~

    • @-vai-3782
      @-vai-3782 8 лет назад

      Jimin! Yeah? U got NO jams. Hi Jiminie! You look like Chim Chim.. I don't know if you are Jimin :(
      XD Annyeong, ARMY. I love this fandom.

    • @gratielanicu2737
      @gratielanicu2737 8 лет назад +1

      Madeline Skye this fandom must be everywhere! WE have to dominate the world!!!
      Im glad i find you😊 thx for existing😂

    • @deathbringr0005
      @deathbringr0005 8 лет назад +1

      I want him to do Undertale again.

    • @-vai-3782
      @-vai-3782 8 лет назад

      Jimin! Yeah? U got NO jams. Same chingu same

  • @mathewdewsbury9456
    @mathewdewsbury9456 3 года назад +4

    5:37 I think this was similar to that assassin's death in Naked Gun 2 and a half. Only this has us seeing this guy pop like a balloon.

  • @TheMasterJorge1
    @TheMasterJorge1 8 лет назад +50

    when the unicorn came out I thought about frieza when he inpaled krillon

    • @TheMasterJorge1
      @TheMasterJorge1 8 лет назад

      *krillin

    • @jj7crawford952
      @jj7crawford952 8 лет назад

      waw

    • @sailordarty9032
      @sailordarty9032 8 лет назад

      "THIS! IS! THE WORST! PAIAIAIN!"

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 8 лет назад

      +Dartanyan Elson
      sure it isn't this *repeatedly impales him until he gets multiple 1ups*

    • @lattal3944
      @lattal3944 8 лет назад +2

      I remembered a scene from Hellsing Ultimate when the Nazis were parading dead people on spikes.

  • @jacksonsawyergentry3646
    @jacksonsawyergentry3646 8 месяцев назад +1

    The musuc they used for tye giant aliem hands was Tchaikivsky's Swan lake waltz.