Simon's kid, in the near future, in kindergarten: Teacher: And what does your daddy do? Young Whistler: My daddy talks to himself for hours. He also screams at his imaginary friend Danny. And he loves it when he gets to blaze. Teacher:😳
"Not even in the country" mean that Danny is chained to the wall is one of The Simon Whistler Media Empires black prison sites in a country that is so secret no one has ever even heard of the country, much less the prison.
Slaves are welcome to Quit anytime but is not going to mean they are able to leave, get paid or get a better Job! On a serious note we still have slaves in this day and age, and the whole of humanity should band together and end it. If you think it has nothing to do with you, think again.
In a recent BrainFood podcast, Simon referred to Business Blaze fans as "rabid". Well, all I have to say to THAT is *mouth begins frothing uncontrollably*
You could do a biographies on Danny and put it up on Business Blaze. I believe it would be the most watch video. But you'll have to cut out those couple years he was MI6.
My favorite quitting story was one of my friends in High School. He worked at Target as a cart pusher, back when they used walkie talkies, (mid 90's) He had had enough, and told his manager he was going to do a cart walk around the outside of the mall to pick up all carts, usually took a good hour or 2 to complete. Instead, he walked to Orange Julius, handed them his walkie, and told the employee there (his friend) to tell them he quit when they asked for him. Was easily a couple hours before they knew.
@Scraps G I'm your, not m8, buddy, or pal ;). Also either way Trump won first time fraudulently, if Biden won this time the same way.. I call fair play dudes, dudettes. It's called our presidential votes don't matter, and haven't for a long time.
Simon should do a business blaze about movies with unusual consequences. such as "the interview" and how north korea, allegedly, reacted. or "the truman show" now has Truman syndrome named after it
That Sounds great. Obhad forgotten about that. The Plot actually took place in Germany. My das was actually a CEO of a subsiduary of Nestlé at the time. He Loved the movie and maybe even recognized some of the Meetings. Alegedly
So i nearly made a meme about how Simon needs to fix his neon sign in the back ground. But then i realized if i did he'd be like "thats it just because you made that i will NEVER fix it" 😂
I love how in some videos, Simon talks about how he's in like a half-way basement, and then in others, he talks about how Danny is in his basement. His building has 2 floors of basements, one specifically for a writer's dungeon.
And I for one welcome the rule of the merciful tyrant Blazing Simon. I'm sure he'll treat us all better than Danny. We'll get a slice of cheese once a week with our bread and water.
It's your boy with the blaze!! ❤️ You've said in a few videos to let you know.... So... I'm hitting my bong as I hit the play button on this one.... "allegedly...."
Danny should dig up and write a script about the failed projects that Simon has done. I Know there's a couple lol. Like not trying to be mean but i think it'd be hilarious to see how many extended rim shots Simon gives his own life
I resigned from my subcontracted Apple tech support job by sending my manager a funeral card that read, "I'm so sorry for your loss" and wrote, "I quit" underneath it.
My mother worked in the dispatch department of [NAMELESS PROMOTION COMPANY] for several years. As it was a small 2 story office she would run up and down the stairs several times a day. The management did not treat her even remotely decent from day 1 so how she managed to stay there so long is beyond me, but one day she got called into a meeting where she was told that despite performing well above expectations every day, she was not doing enough. It was at this point that camel's back broke. She screamed "Well you can all just f*** off!" and stormed out.
Linocuts and screen printing are two separate things. Linocut is when you cut the lino, ink it, the apply paper. Screen printing is when you have a screen you paint a design onto, them lay the screen over paper or other material and use a squeegee to push ink through the screen revealing the design.
The longest epic tale of a disgruntled employee is Danny and his eternal conundrum of escaping his tyrannical employer or keeping the only stable job he has had in years.
This is the BEST episode so far! What a rollercoaster, Danny resigns from the basement. Super metal audible ad. Ba ba ba ba ba ba... German name. A the memes were the BEST Sam. You are all LEGENDS!!! 😂😂😂
I just want to say thank you to all of the creators who helped me get through this year. I felt like I’ve gotten to know you all a bit better and you will have my support henceforth.
Got my Beard Blaze in the mail this weekend. First thoughts, good smell, good quality, and overall very satisfied with the product. I do have one complaint; when I opened the bottle, it did not immediately tell me about a new product called "SideBlaze" which is oil for sideburns, that will be launching next week. Also, I found a note from Danny written in crayon complaining about the working conditions associated with the production of Beard Blaze; I am less concerned about this.
Danny is going to get a job writing ad copies for Raid Shadow Legends. You'll get your first clue when you get 3/4 way through a script and realise there is a theme and you know where this is going
@@ginashemeth7708 Absolutely!- a must watch (new-age classic) for every generation. (Being from Chicago, it was required viewing growing up in the 80s and 90s)
Maaaaaan my bosses did me dirty at my first job. Didn't pay well for what I did, didn't let me work more than 20 hours, changed things all the time and had me actually carry out the changes (we want the bird baths and bird feeders switched across the store...and then again next week...talking 300lb baths...), always changed my hours when they knew I couldn't work certain days/times, made me come in anyways when I had a day off that I asked for a month ago, and then give me a different day off that week so I didn't get too many hours Well. I was done. Went to Dallas for a little while and didn't tell 'em I was moving. The biggest day of the year, inventory, was that weekend. Everyone had to be there. I knew one person had vivid so they were short already. 30 minutes into my shift, they called, and I said "oh yea I'm on the way"...I was 4 hours away, watching Netflix with my fiance😂😂😂heard they were there til 3am. They called me at one point and said I was fired and I just laughed and said I guess you can't take a hint. I already quit
Yet another excellent Blaze. My favorite was the flight attendant. That man knew how to quit. Grabbing a couple of beers on the way out was perfection.
I have been wondering if Simon may have some small issues, I’m starting to think maybe Danny is one of Simon’s Identity’s. And that the “Basement” is code for where the “Blaze” identity locks him away... hmmm well that got a little dark.
True story: I once stacked shelves part time while also working as a computer tech. Some of my earliest jobs. Eventually the computer tech job boss asks: why are you still stacking shelves and not just working here full time? I said I didn't know... and hence stopped stacking shelves 😂🤣 Somehow it never occurred to either of us earlier 🤷🥳
Haha, first job I had was working in the bar, at my local bowling alley. £3.06 per hour. I asked my boss for a pay rise as I was doing all the cellar work too, and I went onto £3.12! I feel so so old now! My current job is working as a shelf stacker for one of the supermarkets that neither yourself and Danny worked at, and it's actually one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had, totally stress free!
After 30 its been flying, really drives home mortality and all that unfinished and unachieved business. There's still time to become a cocaine kingpin, allegedly.
Danny: "Life's more fun when you live in the moment" Simon: "That's true, but that's also means you're in for a fairly bleak future " This is why Simon is my spirit animal.
I quit my job in Tesco by telling my boss I was emptying the shelves to give them a clean when I was just waiting for her to leave. I followed her out the door 10minutes later with all the milk, yoghurts, cream cakes & pudding displays empty for the store opening the next morning.
Sadly, now twitter is an echo chamber. No opposing views are tolerated. Political discussions are a thing of the past. Now, its slander and pander. Nothing gets done......
Best end of a job: I orchestrated the resignation of the entire warehousing team of a furniture store. The poor manager had people coming in & out most of the day. She even thought it was a joke (She was wrong)
What is really interesting is that other RUclipsrs have noted that you are absolutely prohibition from taking about physical books (also ever talking about what is in the talking points). I guess that they ask for screenshots of viewer retention and realizes that Business Blaze does not have the typical sharp drop-off and that Simon "knows" what he is "doing".
I love how this channel has completed the arc of my view of Simon Whistler, to begin with "Today I Found Out" painted him as an intellectual, a calm and meditative reporter of the facts that slip most of us by. Then in "Biographics" I began to be introduced to Simon Whistler, the personality, perhaps due to a need to separate himself from his subjects Simon would inject those now familiar black and white cut-aways to espouse his personal views on the character at hand. A brief stint in "TopTenz" opened the truth to me, Simon the actor, here was that intellectual man of my younger days (for every year is a generation on the internet) debasing himself in rapid fire content inter-spliced with the memetic philosophy of the RUclips influencer. At last in "Business Blaze" I feel we meet the Simon Whistler, in his naked joviality and his unabashed capitalist avarice, I now wonder what facet is there left for this man, this actor, this purveyor of internet memes, to bisect from himself to proffer my enraptured eyes in the form, of another, internet, RUclips channel. Or in simpler terms, was fun, +1 likes, what be next BlazeBoi?
@@brainblaze6526 nah, I hate audio books. Im a grown up, I can read for myself. Theres only one guy I like to listen reading stuff up, even he cant pronounce names for shit
While Simon is saying, "This has better not be one of those, Danny! We talked about this!" Sam is sending out S.O.S. messages through memes! #freeDannyandSam 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am used to skipping ad reads with muscle memory as most of them last for 60-90 seconds. Business blaze ad reads tho are so hectic that i might as well use a random number generator to guess the duration of the ad read. Because of this chaos i have to just watch them now, what the fuck simon
Try AudiblePlus for just $4.95/month for your first 6 months! audible.com/blaze or text "blaze" to 500 500.
Merry christmas, Danny , Sam and ofcourse to our Boy with the blaze and His probably very nice Family
Love learning with a good laugh, Thank you Simon
You need to shout your ad louder, I'm not sure it was audible.
Ah, it really is the small things in life that make us happiest! Like moving a desk, or in my case the microwave. 🤣🤣🤣 Have a great new years guys! 🤗🇨🇦
Simon, can we get a Geographics on Western Sahara? thank you
I always remember the woman who "forgot" to remind the company about renewing the lease for ski ceneter. Legend.
legend
@@brainblaze6526 lol
Hahahha I remember it 😂😅🤣
I remember the story but not the video can anyone link me?
My snowboarding expenses almost tripled because of that :/ I dont go anymore
Simon's kid, in the near future, in kindergarten:
Teacher: And what does your daddy do?
Young Whistler: My daddy talks to himself for hours. He also screams at his imaginary friend Danny. And he loves it when he gets to blaze.
Teacher:😳
🤣 too funny
@asdrubale bisanzio Allegedly 😉
plot twist im the teacher
"lit I been blazing the entire time I been teaching you... we having parent-teacher interviews"
Ello, I'm miniature whistler. This... Is Homework Blaze. I'm your literal boy with the work. miniature whistler.
😂😂😂😂
He's not in the building.... He's not even in the country.
Is that for clarity, or are you trying to convince the police to go away?
Sounds suspicious enough to me I mean why is he denying it so much
No smoke without fire...
Allegedly
"Not even in the country" mean that Danny is chained to the wall is one of The Simon Whistler Media Empires black prison sites in a country that is so secret no one has ever even heard of the country, much less the prison.
😂😂😂
I've never been more happy about Danny being locked in the basement. You ain't quitting Danny, there ain't no quitting this.
“I wish I could quit you!”- Brokeback Mountain or Blaze fans to Danny
"THIS BETTER NOT BE ALL ABOUT YOU IN THE BASEMENT, DANNY!!! WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!"
SLAVES CAN'T QUIT DANNY!
Slaves are welcome to Quit anytime but is not going to mean they are able to leave, get paid or get a better Job!
On a serious note we still have slaves in this day and age, and the whole of humanity should band together and end it. If you think it has nothing to do with you, think again.
No Simon, Danny is not just locked in your basement... HE IS LOCKED IN YOUR BASEMENT IN A ZEBRA MASKED GIMP SUIT!!!
...and by "discussed this with Danny" you.mean "lobbed erasers at him until he was quietly sobbing and hugging the radiator".
1: you mean rubbers
2: he hugs the radiator because he's chained to it, not because he loves it
🤣🤣🤣
@@dallasl3688 You call erasers "rubbers" in the U.K.? Rubbers has a very different meaning in the U.S. lol.
@@dallasl3688 No. I mean those chalk board erasers, not pencil erasers.
@@gmanor20 haha yeah they do. On the opposite side of this, never call your bum bag a "fanny pack" - fanny is slang for female genitals
In a recent BrainFood podcast, Simon referred to Business Blaze fans as "rabid". Well, all I have to say to THAT is *mouth begins frothing uncontrollably*
Business Blaze legends: the rabid dogs that you like too much to put down 😂
Lol, hell yea, u should've seen my comment...bound to bring out the hounds! EDIT: I'm not promoting it or nothing like that.
Collective yelling of *DANNYYYYYY* No!
Simon made us this way. This was his dream. {Insert zebra clip here}
*becomes very hydrophobic*
This channel is the only one where I don't skip the ads because it's legitimately entertaining
legend
aLEGENDly
@@brainblaze6526 said legend in the vid at the exact same time that i read legend. fucking legendary
I've gotten my cheap (free) RUclips algorithm trained to only play Rage: Shadow Legends adverts for extra hilarity!
You could do a biographies on Danny and put it up on Business Blaze. I believe it would be the most watch video. But you'll have to cut out those couple years he was MI6.
Nah just ad a few allegedly and it'll be fine
Yes and do it right. We deserve a 3 part epic longer than all of the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter movies COMBINED!
No, Sam👌
And Sam? What about Sam? Everyone forgets about Sam!🙃
@@ChristmasLore yes he could do a few mems about weather it was true or not.
My favorite quitting story was one of my friends in High School. He worked at Target as a cart pusher, back when they used walkie talkies, (mid 90's) He had had enough, and told his manager he was going to do a cart walk around the outside of the mall to pick up all carts, usually took a good hour or 2 to complete. Instead, he walked to Orange Julius, handed them his walkie, and told the employee there (his friend) to tell them he quit when they asked for him. Was easily a couple hours before they knew.
As a current cart pusher, this is inspiring. Though the store is small enough that we don’t use walkie talkies.
Danny’s resignation letter. I just lost my shit.
@Scraps G hahahahahah yeah, sure pal!
@Scraps G I'm not your buddy, pal!
@Scraps G I'm your, not m8, buddy, or pal ;). Also either way Trump won first time fraudulently, if Biden won this time the same way.. I call fair play dudes, dudettes. It's called our presidential votes don't matter, and haven't for a long time.
I like how Simon admitted that he child locks Danny's internet access 🤣
That is why all scripts are on paper. He gets internet to research and has a typewriter.
"Danny is not locked in the basement, its just a meme.. hehe!"
Yeah.. Suuuure Simon. Just a meme.
No Simon, Danny is not just locked in your basement... HE IS LOCKED IN YOUR BASEMENT IN A ZEBRA MASKED GIMP SUIT!!!
Allegedly
I'm starting to think Danny keeps Simon in the basement and that's why he's crazy af 😂
Lmao
Wait.
Interesting plot twist...I like it!
I quit my job as Art Director in Comic Sans. True story.
I can't tell who the real monster is in this story...
😆🤘
How?
And it was at that moment they realized the favor you'd done them.
@@c8gerardhamming2 Fax.
Next Mega Projects: the Simon Whistler RUclips empire!
Yes! I want to know what he's going to do with his truck load of Play Buttons.
I don't think one single episode of Megaprojects would cover such a feat of engineering!
WhistlerVision 2021
Like, can we have a iWhistler (like iPlayer) or NetWhistle?
I have a gym at work. They are all on the wall in there. I look at them while I rage it.
Simon should do a business blaze about movies with unusual consequences. such as "the interview" and how north korea, allegedly, reacted. or "the truman show" now has Truman syndrome named after it
That Sounds great. Obhad forgotten about that. The Plot actually took place in Germany. My das was actually a CEO of a subsiduary of Nestlé at the time. He Loved the movie and maybe even recognized some of the Meetings. Alegedly
Thats an interesting idea.
Simon needs to send this idea to Danny, send the message to the basement!
How dare you imply you’re not watching me watch business blaze right now! 😂 yes agreed this sounds like a good topic.
This would be a cool video to watch
New channel for you Simon: Bio-Blaz-ics, where you Blaze peoples' biographies first video: Danny.
We NEED a video about Danny!!
second video: Simon
Please! This would be great.
Blazeographics
@@AvoidTheCadaver id purch that merch
So i nearly made a meme about how Simon needs to fix his neon sign in the back ground. But then i realized if i did he'd be like "thats it just because you made that i will NEVER fix it" 😂
Business Blaze Lore: Simon moved Danny’s Basement to the Philippines
Allegedly
And Danny never left the basement in the process, allegedly.
What? Why our country though?
He's actually just stored in a diplomatic bag from the Philippines, so he's technically located there wherever I put him.
@@brainblaze6526 So that’s how you get your cocaine! Who knew Danny also has the time to be a drug mule
He's in the Philippines alright...
all you did was set up a fake beach in that dungeon for him and called it a day
Powerful hallucinogens also very helpful, as you probably know.
I love how in some videos, Simon talks about how he's in like a half-way basement, and then in others, he talks about how Danny is in his basement. His building has 2 floors of basements, one specifically for a writer's dungeon.
Sam missed an opportunity to add the "Bitconneeeerccccttttt!" guy after Simon's Audible read.
From stock boy to the boy with the Blaze, Simon will rule he world in another 10 years.
Simon for PM!!
And I for one welcome the rule of the merciful tyrant Blazing Simon. I'm sure he'll treat us all better than Danny. We'll get a slice of cheese once a week with our bread and water.
It won't take 10 years!
It'd be cool if every episode had a link so you could read the script for the episode.
🤔🤯
When Simon shotguns all the videos at once, first we blaze.
Yup, exactly.
Blaze we do.
10 mins from geo, allegedly.
Spark em....
Blaze engaged!
"Danny isn't in the basement or even the same building"
Sounds awfully heretical to me. *Allegedly*
He's just covering his tracks!
Danny is in a basement Simon owns but which one?
@@leighpowell1062 he's in Simon's studio
"He's not in the building.... He's not even in the country."
But still in a basement, do not forget. Danny 2020
"It's audible, they sponsor everyone" - just like RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
"allegedly"
I tried Raid for a while. A more boring game I have yet to encounter
Is ETA alright? Danny or Sam, show ETA some love since Simon probably locked him in a solitary closet now.
We demand proof of life!
Save ETA!
I suppose he is down in basement with Danny and Sam because it's middle of a winter.
And Simon needs Danny and Sam alive so he can exploit them for a while longer.
Don't worry, ETAs down here with Sam and I
It's your boy with the blaze!! ❤️
You've said in a few videos to let you know.... So... I'm hitting my bong as I hit the play button on this one.... "allegedly...."
Ya boi
Allegedly same here. 🔥💚
I also allegedly hit the play button. About some other things, there is *no* "allegedly".
The prophecy in this thumbnail is unreal.
Enough about Danny, where's the love for "Bigus Dickus Memelord Sam -also the King"😂
Danny should dig up and write a script about the failed projects that Simon has done. I Know there's a couple lol. Like not trying to be mean but i think it'd be hilarious to see how many extended rim shots Simon gives his own life
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂
I'd very much be interested in a reflection video from Simon about what he's learned from his wins and fails
Excellent idea!!!
Especially about that podcast, it was too impersonal for me to even finish one freaking episode.
@@henriemena1104 if it was like business blaze, I would be listening to it constantly
Simon said he had a busy December recording. I than received a notifications from 3 of his channels. Yes, sir you are busy.
Wait your subscribed to his other channel's why are watchin this fool
@@resinboi6197 Looks like you committed on my post for no reason. Or you committed to be a troll.
Always busy
Come closer Simon! It’s the closest I’ve been to someone I wasn’t related to all year!
I resigned from my subcontracted Apple tech support job by sending my manager a funeral card that read, "I'm so sorry for your loss" and wrote, "I quit" underneath it.
I am 100% doing this when I quit my job
My mother worked in the dispatch department of [NAMELESS PROMOTION COMPANY] for several years. As it was a small 2 story office she would run up and down the stairs several times a day. The management did not treat her even remotely decent from day 1 so how she managed to stay there so long is beyond me, but one day she got called into a meeting where she was told that despite performing well above expectations every day, she was not doing enough. It was at this point that camel's back broke. She screamed "Well you can all just f*** off!" and stormed out.
Now I know why the Meme Accountant never got paid... I didn't work for either Tesco or Sainsbury.
I miss your counts.
@@RestingBitchface7 You know how to get them back? Simon needs to fix the logo neon on the back wall. I'm still on strike.
Linocuts and screen printing are two separate things. Linocut is when you cut the lino, ink it, the apply paper. Screen printing is when you have a screen you paint a design onto, them lay the screen over paper or other material and use a squeegee to push ink through the screen revealing the design.
The longest epic tale of a disgruntled employee is Danny and his eternal conundrum of escaping his tyrannical employer or keeping the only stable job he has had in years.
I love that rather than fix the printer and reprint the script, Simon is just f*** it, added entertainment value right there.
This is the BEST episode so far! What a rollercoaster, Danny resigns from the basement. Super metal audible ad. Ba ba ba ba ba ba... German name. A the memes were the BEST Sam. You are all LEGENDS!!! 😂😂😂
I have no idea what he was trying to pronounce
Evil Boss...My favorite SNL sketch!!
Did Danny bite you when he tried to escape the basement or do you have a hickey, Simon?
I'll never tell
I just want to say thank you to all of the creators who helped me get through this year. I felt like I’ve gotten to know you all a bit better and you will have my support henceforth.
Got my Beard Blaze in the mail this weekend.
First thoughts, good smell, good quality, and overall very satisfied with the product.
I do have one complaint; when I opened the bottle, it did not immediately tell me about a new product called "SideBlaze" which is oil for sideburns, that will be launching next week.
Also, I found a note from Danny written in crayon complaining about the working conditions associated with the production of Beard Blaze; I am less concerned about this.
Danny is going to get a job writing ad copies for Raid Shadow Legends.
You'll get your first clue when you get 3/4 way through a script and realise there is a theme and you know where this is going
Life is short...
A great philosopher said it best: “Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don’t Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It.”
Great movie bro!
@@ginashemeth7708 Absolutely!- a must watch (new-age classic) for every generation. (Being from Chicago, it was required viewing growing up in the 80s and 90s)
ETA visited Danny during Christmas. ETA visited all of us that accepted him into us.
ETA knows all. ETA is life.
Simon covering his tracks pretending Danny isn't really in the basement 😂
I skip ad reads on most channels but on the Blaze it is sometimes more entertaining then the content. Simon, you Legend
Sometimes i wonder if people walking by can hear you. “Did that man just yell about danny in the basement?” “Whys he yelling about cocaine?”
Sam is an Absolute LEGEND for the use of Horrible Histories as a meme. Well done sir!
i think we all need the reaction video to Simon finding out what Billie Eilish is.
Maaaaaan my bosses did me dirty at my first job. Didn't pay well for what I did, didn't let me work more than 20 hours, changed things all the time and had me actually carry out the changes (we want the bird baths and bird feeders switched across the store...and then again next week...talking 300lb baths...), always changed my hours when they knew I couldn't work certain days/times, made me come in anyways when I had a day off that I asked for a month ago, and then give me a different day off that week so I didn't get too many hours
Well. I was done. Went to Dallas for a little while and didn't tell 'em I was moving. The biggest day of the year, inventory, was that weekend. Everyone had to be there. I knew one person had vivid so they were short already. 30 minutes into my shift, they called, and I said "oh yea I'm on the way"...I was 4 hours away, watching Netflix with my fiance😂😂😂heard they were there til 3am. They called me at one point and said I was fired and I just laughed and said I guess you can't take a hint. I already quit
18:10 my wireless earbud nearly killed me. "Olroight Tommo! -BaTteRy lOw-"
I’ve been wanting a biographics about Simon personally; not that I’d turn down one about Danny.
all the jokes about Danny in the basement when Simons talked about how hes recording in a daylight basement. whos in the basement NOW business boi!!!
"No one likes ads interrupting content" said the ad interrupting the content.
;)
I'm pretty surprised that Audible approved this ad read
Didn't think this one would need an update quite so quick
I'm so happy to see Horrible Histories clips being used by Sam THE memeologist!
Yet another excellent Blaze. My favorite was the flight attendant. That man knew how to quit. Grabbing a couple of beers on the way out was perfection.
*Vsauce, Danny here*
Just read all the "DO DANNY ON A CHANNEL" yesterday - hahahahaha Simon's sarcasm absolutely makes my day, every day.
I have been wondering if Simon may have some small issues, I’m starting to think maybe Danny is one of Simon’s Identity’s. And that the “Basement” is code for where the “Blaze” identity locks him away... hmmm well that got a little dark.
Attempted fourth-degree mischief sounds like a kid failing to snatch an apple from the neighbour
Plot twist: danny locked simon in this room and makes him read rhe scripts.
Amazing thoughts, I have thought similar things before lol
True story: I once stacked shelves part time while also working as a computer tech. Some of my earliest jobs. Eventually the computer tech job boss asks: why are you still stacking shelves and not just working here full time? I said I didn't know... and hence stopped stacking shelves 😂🤣 Somehow it never occurred to either of us earlier 🤷🥳
Oh, a new Business Blaze! I wonder if Simon will bring up Nazis during the ad read again this week...
Honestly tho, every single Business Blaze episode is like a nice cuppa after a long days work, i appriciate it immensly!
"AUDIBLE !!!!!!" - Simon 2020
We've all heard about the disgruntled employees. Anyone heard of a *gruntled* employee?
"I love my job. I'm totally gruntled!"
Or what about, disgruntled Grunts?
When Simon catches Danny sneaking out of the basement, back we go lol .. give a giggle if your just high enough to understand this lol
Brilliant cover, Simon. Saying Danny being locked in the basement is a running meme. They'll never get on your trail now.
Who would have guessed less than a week after this episode went live, mentioning that Twitter won't ban Trump's account, Twitter bans Trump's account.
Haha, first job I had was working in the bar, at my local bowling alley. £3.06 per hour. I asked my boss for a pay rise as I was doing all the cellar work too, and I went onto £3.12! I feel so so old now! My current job is working as a shelf stacker for one of the supermarkets that neither yourself and Danny worked at, and it's actually one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had, totally stress free!
After 30 its been flying, really drives home mortality and all that unfinished and unachieved business. There's still time to become a cocaine kingpin, allegedly.
Ok, black and white Simon saying "that's not fair" had me ROLLING
He can go where ever he wants, BUT DANNY CAN'T!!!
6:22 Okay, Sam, that desk bit absolutely killed me!
Danny: "Life's more fun when you live in the moment"
Simon: "That's true, but that's also means you're in for a fairly bleak future "
This is why Simon is my spirit animal.
I quit my job in Tesco by telling my boss I was emptying the shelves to give them a clean when I was just waiting for her to leave. I followed her out the door 10minutes later with all the milk, yoghurts, cream cakes & pudding displays empty for the store opening the next morning.
Who else is here after Twitter suspended Trump’s account?
ME!
This video aged so damn well
New worthy hardly, maybe fake news! 😂
Finally! Let's hope it sticks, not the way Fb is going!
Sadly, now twitter is an echo chamber. No opposing views are tolerated. Political discussions are a thing of the past. Now, its slander and pander. Nothing gets done......
Shoutout to Sam the unsung hero
Or what did it say that one video?; Sam the biggus dickus also the king -or something😅 someone help me out here
Well the conversation about trumps Twitter sure has aged well...
Another obligatory yet hesitant "DUUUUVALLLLL!"
How many more script slaps are left in 2020? Stay tuned!
I'm sure he's done a lot of them already since this was recorded on the 8th
If this video had been sponsored by Backblaze, the transition would have been smoooooth,..
Best end of a job:
I orchestrated the resignation of the entire warehousing team of a furniture store. The poor manager had people coming in & out most of the day. She even thought it was a joke (She was wrong)
Legend
Sam adds the best memes! Simon’s voice must carry far to reach Danny’s basement in UK!
I feel like companies expect ad reads on Business blaze to be 5 minutes, ramble, ect, and are fine with it
Normally yes. Audible/Amazon are very strict though. I'm glad they let me get away with this wild ride.
What is really interesting is that other RUclipsrs have noted that you are absolutely prohibition from taking about physical books (also ever talking about what is in the talking points). I guess that they ask for screenshots of viewer retention and realizes that Business Blaze does not have the typical sharp drop-off and that Simon "knows" what he is "doing".
allegedly
(and yeah, there is that in the notes, I just ignored it apparently ;) )
Simon: i'm selling books now aren't I?
Me: look out amazon!! You got compition!!
8th of december??? wow, past you had no idea
I love how this channel has completed the arc of my view of Simon Whistler, to begin with "Today I Found Out" painted him as an intellectual, a calm and meditative reporter of the facts that slip most of us by. Then in "Biographics" I began to be introduced to Simon Whistler, the personality, perhaps due to a need to separate himself from his subjects Simon would inject those now familiar black and white cut-aways to espouse his personal views on the character at hand. A brief stint in "TopTenz" opened the truth to me, Simon the actor, here was that intellectual man of my younger days (for every year is a generation on the internet) debasing himself in rapid fire content inter-spliced with the memetic philosophy of the RUclips influencer. At last in "Business Blaze" I feel we meet the Simon Whistler, in his naked joviality and his unabashed capitalist avarice, I now wonder what facet is there left for this man, this actor, this purveyor of internet memes, to bisect from himself to proffer my enraptured eyes in the form, of another, internet, RUclips channel.
Or in simpler terms, was fun, +1 likes, what be next BlazeBoi?
When you said audible, I heard edible. I thought well that explains a few things...
both good
@@brainblaze6526 nah, I hate audio books. Im a grown up, I can read for myself. Theres only one guy I like to listen reading stuff up, even he cant pronounce names for shit
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While Simon is saying, "This has better not be one of those, Danny! We talked about this!" Sam is sending out S.O.S. messages through memes! #freeDannyandSam 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am used to skipping ad reads with muscle memory as most of them last for 60-90 seconds. Business blaze ad reads tho are so hectic that i might as well use a random number generator to guess the duration of the ad read. Because of this chaos i have to just watch them now, what the fuck simon
Simon using Procrustes’ ‘bed’ as a desk: Priceless!