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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +138

    Get yourself some BACKBLAZE from your boy with the blaze: backblaze.com/blaze

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 4 года назад

      Brought to you by #gotmilk?

    • @tacticalpoet
      @tacticalpoet 4 года назад +4

      Professional party guest.... soooo you were pretending to be a male escort?

    • @indyracingnut
      @indyracingnut 4 года назад +1

      Simon, how did you make a comment on this video 8 hours ago when it was posted only 1 hour ago?

    • @Nipplator99999999999
      @Nipplator99999999999 4 года назад

      I won't say I'm a pirate, but if I was, I wouldn't gain much income from my targeted goals of expensive program source code, license keys, and entertainment formats of incorporated corporations for testing before purchase. A black-Hat hacker, allegedly, indiscriminately targets bulk and financial data from individuals for personal gain, and contracted punishment. Rarely, a pirate might change hats and liberate an annoyance recompense from the overly endowed and trolls.

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 4 года назад +3

      Simon, STOP WATCHING ME! If I want to skip the bloody ad-read, I damn well will. Yeah, literally had my finger about ready to skip that shit, allegedly. Also, if you don't want us to skip, just say yes to RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS lmao.

  • @shootthemoon6072
    @shootthemoon6072 4 года назад +691

    Every Business Blaze video is an Epic Blaze, Simon.

  • @IMajst3RI
    @IMajst3RI 4 года назад +201

    Simon: makes fun of Dany writing "corporate companies"
    Also Simon: "criminal crimes" 11:07

  • @chloemarie91
    @chloemarie91 4 года назад +520

    Ok, so hear me out on this one: a sticker that says “Don’t buy this sticker, just Blaze”
    Mostly so I can confuse everyone who looks at that sticker on my laptop

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 4 года назад +52

      Nice one. How about a sticker that say " Don't waste your money on this sticker"? That would be so funny ;)

    • @Bigbadredg14nt
      @Bigbadredg14nt 4 года назад +22

      I would buy that

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 4 года назад +14

      @@linkesocke4533 Best idea I've seen yet on the sticker subject. Make it Simon with that in a speech bubble and people will love it

    • @Pennywise-nx4jz
      @Pennywise-nx4jz 4 года назад +6

      That's why I bought some birds aren't real stickers. Slapped one on my laptop and haven't looked back

    • @Go-go-super-guru
      @Go-go-super-guru 4 года назад +8

      As a weed smoker, I’d feckin’ buy that!!!! 👌👌👌

  • @konnorsawyer3390
    @konnorsawyer3390 4 года назад +211

    In five years Simon will employ 5% of the world’s population and will have done biographics on 30% of the world. Today on geographics this random patch of desert in the Sahara!

  • @graylinshowell7051
    @graylinshowell7051 4 года назад +486

    A new blaze and I found out I don't have cancer a second time. That makes for a good day.
    Edit: Thanks for all the goodwill! The scar across my throat from the first time is pretty dope, but I'm pretty attached to the rest of my organs and I would have been pretty pissed if I had to lose a testicle or two.

    • @webbster20
      @webbster20 4 года назад +35

      Jesus, you win comment of the day. Congrats!!

    • @DerptyDerptyDUM
      @DerptyDerptyDUM 4 года назад +31

      ....all jokes aside, congrats! That's great. 😊
      NOW ENJOY THE 🔥BLAAAAZE🔥 IN GOOD HEALTH

    • @crdlovestea9538
      @crdlovestea9538 4 года назад +21

      That's fantastic news. Congratulations! 🎊🎉🎊

    • @alexfonseca752
      @alexfonseca752 4 года назад +8

      Glad you’re in good health! Enjoy the day

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 4 года назад +14

      Way to blaze, allegedly...

  • @droomzy
    @droomzy 8 месяцев назад +2

    12:12 "Don't be a terrorist, just chill out" - Simon Whistler, 2020. Wise words to live by

  • @jazzerzzz22
    @jazzerzzz22 4 года назад +108

    Simon: this is so long Danny.
    Also Simon: extra 8/10 mins of banter

  • @Nobe_Oddy
    @Nobe_Oddy 4 года назад +60

    OH. MY. GAWD! That Portuguese story REALLY was the MOST EPIC story I have EVER HEARD on this CHANNEL!!
    -
    Could you PLEASE make another video that goes in to more depth into this? I doubt you would but WOW that was ballsy!!!! It REALLY should be made into a movie - it is PURELY EPIC!!!!! - THANK YOU DANNY!!!

    • @jmbpinto73
      @jmbpinto73 4 года назад +8

      Like you don't believe. Alves dos Reis did things nobody think possible, and were never tried again. The scandal destroyed all the Portuguese banking system, and sent the economy in chaos. The regime fell to a military dictatorship that lasted until 1974.

    • @piarateking8094
      @piarateking8094 4 года назад +2

      new channel simon just tells anecdotes

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 4 года назад +1

      Corruption, greed and incompetence, some things never change, do they

    • @civilunific
      @civilunific 4 года назад

      There is a book called Escudo that is a novelization of the scandal. Quite entertaining!

  • @alddav181
    @alddav181 4 года назад +55

    I love the "what the hell are are we talking about", "I am so lost" and "Danny, I am so confused" moments

  • @acepilot1
    @acepilot1 4 года назад +60

    Simon: no more epic blazes
    Everyone: burn everything, BLAZE IMMORTAL

    • @luddity
      @luddity 4 года назад +1

      It's not an epic blaze if it doesn't spawn fire tornadoes. 2020 is a pyromaniac's wet dream. Will 2021 be a Phoenix?

    • @acepilot1
      @acepilot1 4 года назад

      Julia Lerner I live in the PNW and am a pyromaniac and explosive manufacture, I am deeply impacted by the fires and have closed shop due to fire hazard

    • @TheStormchaserblue
      @TheStormchaserblue 3 года назад +1

      I want that on a T-shirt

  • @fatguybob2778
    @fatguybob2778 4 года назад +391

    Simon, I’m here to petition for a entire video about Weed. “The business of blaze” shall not be ignored

    • @sailinbob11
      @sailinbob11 4 года назад +15

      Yeah the herb business is on fire here in the United States. Perfect blaze worthy! Just a curious citizen....

    • @band-maidsheep2665
      @band-maidsheep2665 4 года назад +4

      That'd be Simon's autobiography/documentary.

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 года назад +11

      Allegedly.

    • @kultur-vultur
      @kultur-vultur 4 года назад +18

      Like most college students, the USA is finally starting to consider selling weed to get outta debt.

    • @fatguybob2778
      @fatguybob2778 4 года назад +7

      kultur vultur 👌👌👌👌 beautiful blaze worthy comment

  • @Z3MusicOfficial
    @Z3MusicOfficial 4 года назад +51

    “I do not know Portugal history that well, I was all like who is Salazar?”
    I smell a new Biographic episode coming 😂😂😂

    • @jmbpinto73
      @jmbpinto73 4 года назад +2

      Yes, Artur Alves dos Reis is the ultimate genius that leaned to evil.
      António Oliveira Salazar stood in office for 36 years straight, after having minor positions in the government.

    • @saraviegas2141
      @saraviegas2141 4 года назад +1

      @@jmbpinto73 Ahahah! Reis = Rice? Simon's pronunciation dictionary was failing him

    • @JoaoPTF
      @JoaoPTF 4 года назад

      Salazar died senile

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 4 года назад +3

      Salazar would be a cool biographics tbh

    • @Gofr5
      @Gofr5 4 года назад +3

      Heck yeah I'd be down for that. I did a whole research thing on Salazar and Portugal's neutrality during WW2 years ago and man did Salazar navigate that whole situation impressively.

  • @carolinaamin6874
    @carolinaamin6874 4 года назад +87

    I was watching Biographics yesterday, and my partner came to ask if something had happened to Simon; i spend so much time here, he recognizes our Boy with the Blaze, and was wondering why the Blaze was gone.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +26

      I was turned down from 11

    • @carolinaamin6874
      @carolinaamin6874 4 года назад +19

      @@brainblaze6526 the shift from education mode to blaze mode is real.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +20

      They are developing special chambers to help people cope.

    • @ArikDrake
      @ArikDrake 4 года назад +7

      @@brainblaze6526 They'd better put some mattresses in. Had a perpetually raised eyebrow when I first hopped over here from TopTenz, figured I'd just ignore it entirely. Now every time I queue up a video from elsewhere in the Whistlerverse, I wind up running back to the Blaze for comfort.
      You've laced these videos, haven't you?
      Allegedly. >.>

    • @catarinahenriques2011
      @catarinahenriques2011 4 года назад +3

      Yeah.. "tamed" Simon is wierd🤔

  • @cam6144
    @cam6144 4 года назад +49

    I’m doing homeschooling this year, so this is technically part of my school day, as long as I write about it and log it and shit. Which is the *fucking best*. Who needs teachers when you have The Boy With The Blaze™️

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +26

      This is highly educational material.

    • @89Keith
      @89Keith 4 года назад +10

      @@brainblaze6526 allegedly

  • @Warfoki
    @Warfoki 4 года назад +170

    "another channel that I'm working on... coming soon"
    Can this man ever be stopped? At one point will he own RUclips as a whole? Conquering channel by channel... :P

    • @jazzerzzz22
      @jazzerzzz22 4 года назад +8

      Legend.

    • @MichaelWarman
      @MichaelWarman 4 года назад +32

      He's producing fake channels and videos with the serial numbers of other videos so he can monopolise RUclips and overshadow the genuine videos. Allegedly.

    • @gabenchrist7331
      @gabenchrist7331 4 года назад +10

      @@MichaelWarman ALLEGEDLY

    • @LysergicKids
      @LysergicKids 4 года назад +8

      Simon is a simple man. He finds a new space in his office, he creates a new youtube channel. The tide goes in, the tide goes out.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 года назад +5

      Simon is allegedly 70% of all RUclips content.

  • @skyden24195
    @skyden24195 4 года назад +38

    - *some* people: "Simon, how come you never heard of this?"
    - me: "I've never heard of it either, that's part of the reason I watch Business Blaze."

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 4 года назад +142

    I feel like Simon’s Nigerian writer story cut into Danny’s joke about not mentioning Nigerians but we come here for the commentary as much as the writing so 🤷‍♀️
    Also, was anyone else scared when he mentioned hiring another writer that it was for this channel? I was like no Simon! Don’t mess with the best!

    • @Deimnos
      @Deimnos 4 года назад +32

      He mentioned it was for another channel, so i think Danny is good... and if he isn't then we blaze.... Simon's house to the ground!

    • @Deimnos
      @Deimnos 4 года назад +12

      Praise the Blaze Brothers!

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 года назад +14

      I figured it's for another channel. There were other writers on Business Blaze but Simon realised Danny's scripts worked the best. Pretty sure it's the holy trinity of RUclips now. Simon Sam and Danny. With another writer it's not BB. But we'll how long will Danny survive in the basement at least a Nigerian writer is safe 😂

    • @Deimnos
      @Deimnos 4 года назад +5

      @@stephjovi Amen Sister!:))

    • @cam6144
      @cam6144 4 года назад +1

      Y e s

  • @chrisbandicoot9552
    @chrisbandicoot9552 4 года назад +71

    Simon: Don't bribe people!
    Also Simon: Wants bribes to make epic blazes.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +31

      Do as I say not as I do ;).

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 года назад +7

      Simon also takes his bribes in the form of purchases at perchthemerch.co

  • @TSmith-yy3cc
    @TSmith-yy3cc 4 года назад +43

    I'd bet there's a secret message in Danny's intro... Probably detailing the defeat, subsequent capture and continued confinement of that drilling crew that failed to rescue him...

  • @mmoolloo
    @mmoolloo 4 года назад +1

    My first job was at a Western Union call center. You have no idea how many times I had to refuse payments to Nigeria that seemed legitimate to me because of company policies. At the same time, the amount of people I had to convince that no puppy would die if they didn't make a payment to Nigeria, or that the English aristocrat that needed to transfer part of his inheritance to the US was actually a Nigerian scammer, was HUGE! Also, as a freelancer that gets a substantial part of my work online, you're a legend for thinking that a two week delay in payment deserves an apology.

  • @amandaamarawansha
    @amandaamarawansha 4 года назад +56

    i was genuinely going to skip through the ad but simon somehow knew.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +21

      I can see you Amanda.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 года назад +4

      @@brainblaze6526 Also, use the ludicrous price of the stickers to buy Theranos.

  • @XYGamingRemedyG
    @XYGamingRemedyG 4 года назад +96

    Simon: "Oh god it's going to go on forever."
    Me: *smashes that like button*

  • @MisterAndrewBuckley
    @MisterAndrewBuckley 4 года назад +101

    Robert Maxwell's daughter is Ghislaine Maxwell mmmmm, very interesting

    • @AlexDeB001
      @AlexDeB001 4 года назад +13

      Ho!... and here I was thinking I was smart to have made the link with the name of the boat ^^

    • @russellfitzpatrick503
      @russellfitzpatrick503 4 года назад +12

      Nor, by any chance the procuress for Mr Epstein's sex scandals ................... allegedly

    • @cuttwice3905
      @cuttwice3905 4 года назад +11

      The fruit doesn't fall very far from the tree.

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 года назад +2

      Maybe the private tropical island he disappeared to is Little St Jeff

    • @hotdog720
      @hotdog720 4 года назад +6

      Falling off a boat like Jeff falling into a noose

  • @NovaXXX7
    @NovaXXX7 4 года назад +10

    Simon:"I am a machine, a robot sent from the future."
    Me: "Called it!"

  • @light-master
    @light-master 4 года назад +38

    Finally get to watch a Business Blaze video as it comes out, after watching every single previous episode!

    • @bjarulez
      @bjarulez 4 года назад +6

      Welcome new blazer!

    • @light-master
      @light-master 4 года назад +5

      Over a month to binge watch all 138 Business Blaze episodes! 🤯

    • @fredocuomo5386
      @fredocuomo5386 4 года назад +4

      now binge all the videos from all his other channels

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +9

      Legend right here.

    • @light-master
      @light-master 4 года назад +3

      @@fredocuomo5386 Working in it, but I might die of old age before I finish them all, lol

  • @dialaskisel5929
    @dialaskisel5929 4 года назад +17

    "Don't press that skip button! I can sense that you are reaching towards it!"
    Wow! It's like you're psychic or something! **proceeds to skip anyway**

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +11

      lol of course. I thought my mind reading would persuade you.
      NOW GO BUY BACKBLAZE FFS.

    • @JeffLocke1
      @JeffLocke1 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 Perch the Merch, amIright?

    • @MoMoMathblaster
      @MoMoMathblaster 3 года назад

      @@brainblaze6526 I had already started 》skipping 》as Simon started that statement. Said statement actually got me to 《skip back《 and let the ad-read play thru in full

  • @Pavideus
    @Pavideus 4 года назад +50

    Simon: "Don't skip this ad. I can fee... Uhhh, the Portuguese bank note affair."

    • @JM.....
      @JM..... 4 года назад +3

      It was very convenient of him to put their logo over the ad section, made skipping over the ad very staightforward

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 4 года назад +1

      imagine not having sponsorblock

  • @hollymchale440
    @hollymchale440 4 года назад +6

    "He was in Club Fed...not like, rapey prison." Dying!

  • @oliviatorres251
    @oliviatorres251 4 года назад +35

    Congrats on finally getting 200K subscribers! They don't matter to RUclips that much, but still great

    • @munbun75
      @munbun75 4 года назад +1

      Speak for yourself! RUclips cares about me intimately and specifically.

  • @joeottsoulbikes415
    @joeottsoulbikes415 4 года назад +49

    How about a sticker that just says "I paid way too much for this sticker!"

  • @benstone1824
    @benstone1824 4 года назад +22

    Saw a comment on another video asking if there were any channels left on RUclips NOT sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS....
    So of course I set them straight.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +11

      I'm basically working for them for free at this point.

  • @mackenziekirkpatrick5103
    @mackenziekirkpatrick5103 4 года назад

    Literally wiped my finger off from eating @12:48 only to watch another 30 second of Simon, then rewind (after cleaning the other index finger) and write this message, thereby watching most of the ad twice. Simon, what a legend you truly are.

  • @jjlegend3922
    @jjlegend3922 4 года назад +37

    "And you should Blaze too!"
    Well Simon, slow down, I can't roll that fast.

  • @blackbartlaborro7882
    @blackbartlaborro7882 4 года назад +1

    “Military grade” as a marketing ploy always humors me. It’s like: “ahhh yes, the lowest bidder grade!”

  • @tjwadsworth6967
    @tjwadsworth6967 4 года назад +67

    The stickers should support Sam and Danny. Make stuck in the basement and fire meming meme stickers, maybe a few for ETA........just sayn : )
    ...that's my million dollar idea for the day covered. It's all yours men, we love yas.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 года назад +10

      I would absolutely buy an ETA sticker!!

    • @jazzerzzz22
      @jazzerzzz22 4 года назад +3

      I'd buy it..

    • @tjwadsworth6967
      @tjwadsworth6967 4 года назад +5

      Y'know what.....go full communist and make buttons too ; )

    • @RevCode
      @RevCode 4 года назад +1

      @@tjwadsworth6967 wouldn't that be going capitalist?

    • @tjwadsworth6967
      @tjwadsworth6967 4 года назад +2

      @@RevCode haha yep, just like how the communists usually do : )

  • @danielstarr9037
    @danielstarr9037 4 года назад +24

    “Military grade encryption”
    We use old green radios from the 80’s... yeah I wouldn’t trust a whole lot there

    • @Bigbadredg14nt
      @Bigbadredg14nt 4 года назад +1

      When the military uses microsoft teams. Thats military grade encryption.

    • @jitk1
      @jitk1 4 года назад +3

      Lowest overpriced bidder...allegedly.

    • @GunsandCoasters
      @GunsandCoasters 4 года назад +1

      Please don't say PRC 77. Because those were old in the 80s.

    • @danielstarr9037
      @danielstarr9037 4 года назад

      GunsandCoasters I don’t even know the nomenclature, it’s all just “green gear” to us grunts 😂

  • @laurenrenae640
    @laurenrenae640 4 года назад +39

    Please make a "professional legend" shirt!!!!

    • @zogian5991
      @zogian5991 4 года назад +2

      I would prefer a professional legend sticker

  • @mbryson2899
    @mbryson2899 4 года назад +1

    Mr. Whistler, this is my favorite of all your channels. I always look forward to my 4:20 fix. Your commentary reminds me of a mix of Douglas Adams and Hunter S. Thompson.

  • @xpertcerb
    @xpertcerb 4 года назад +1

    Business Blaze Drinking Game:
    Take a shot if
    - Simon smacks the script
    - Danny writes a personal experience story
    - Simon fails to read ahead
    - Yells or talks to something off camera
    Be drunk within five minutes or less of just one Business Blaze video
    (All in all, I really do love this channel. Somehow informative and funny)

    • @treeckogreen8577
      @treeckogreen8577 4 года назад

      Double shot for every OG Legend referance
      one shot every time he goes on a tangent
      one shot for every rim shot

  • @robbiebrownvox
    @robbiebrownvox 4 года назад +5

    I dunno how to relate it to business, but we NEED to hear you riff the hell out of Tanya Harding's story someday. Maybe as part of a video on cheating in sports? Pro sports are arguably big business these days after all.
    Also, a sticker that just says:
    "Don't buy the stickers; they're too expensive"
    -Simon Whistler, 2020

  • @izzyxblades
    @izzyxblades 4 года назад

    Simon, I would totally join as a member JUST to support this one channel. You under estimate how much joy these videos give me. This channel is by far one of the funniest things to me and brings me so much laughter.

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 4 года назад +9

    "These are all criminal crimes" - Yeah, Simon. As opposed to legal crimes.

    • @audrey4506
      @audrey4506 Год назад

      It’s criminal vs civil crimes

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 4 года назад +1

    As somebody who has *NEVER* donated any money to any youtube person, no patreon crap, no buying merch, no going to any sponsors...I would pay a small subscription to this channel. It seems like most other youtubers are always BEGGING for money, and I find that incredibly annoying. Simon is like "here's an ad so we can afford to have a channel, either buy their crap or don't". The lack of begging goes a long way with me.
    I'd also truly like to say *thank you* to Simon, I've got a lot of bad shit going on in my life right now but watching a business blaze video never fails to put me in a better mood. I can't say that about anybody else I've seen on youtube. I've watched this channel grow from the first video and your interaction with the audience is always very good, being very responsive to comments and making vids about things people actually ask for.

  • @iowafarmboy
    @iowafarmboy 4 года назад +33

    I was really hoping to hear ETA's input on what's-his-name's alleged death. He's always spot on with the truth. Why have you silenced ETA?!

    • @jyggalagdaedricprinceoford6239
      @jyggalagdaedricprinceoford6239 4 года назад +4

      Eta was conspiring with the radiator to free comrade Danni from the grip of the elitist simon

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 года назад +2

      jyggalag daedric prince of order omg you’re so right it hurts 😂🤣🤣

    • @rodepet
      @rodepet 4 года назад +1

      We need to do something about that boiler. Lockdowns on the way. ETA will be back for at least some month's 🤫

  • @amandaeveland
    @amandaeveland 4 года назад

    My dog and I enjoy these as we are walking around the neighborhood. Thanks 😊

  • @bobbybawbager
    @bobbybawbager 4 года назад +12

    How can there only be 200k!! This is priceless 🤣

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +8

      More legends join every day. Thousands of them.

  • @nickelcitycats
    @nickelcitycats 4 года назад +2

    Bless you, Danny, for your epic script writing. You three are just amazing. Sam, excellent meme work. And Simon, you’re bloody hilarious... and a damned RUclips legend. Billions of thumbs up and all that.

  • @Fenrir99alias
    @Fenrir99alias 4 года назад +26

    Speaking of reading half a book a day, I would watch the shit out of a Simon read audio book, especially if he takes the piss

    • @treeckogreen8577
      @treeckogreen8577 4 года назад +2

      He should start with either Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Will Save the Galaxy for Food, or LotR

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 4 года назад +3

      Welcome to the retroactive OG legend club, you can find your complimentary zebra sex mask next to the blood sampling bread maker

  • @jaymeVos
    @jaymeVos 4 года назад

    This is the only channel I watch the ads thru. Because you're a madman, Simon. They are humorous

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 4 года назад +11

    LOVE #27 two shows in a row! Sam the Peppa memes are hysterical!! I just want to say that in the US we do not have business card machines & I feel completely denied! I had funny business cards printed in 5th grade & it wasn’t easy. The end

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 4 года назад

      I've used business card vending machines in the US, in New Jersey. I don't think they're that rare.

    • @tomtheplummer7322
      @tomtheplummer7322 4 года назад +1

      I knew a woman who had two sided business cards made. The front was all legit with her very important title etc.. The reverse her title was Corporate Empress. 😂

  • @Keephopealive2013
    @Keephopealive2013 4 года назад

    Epic! Your freq nigeria mentions crack me up. Shout out from a Cornwall based Nigerian fan! Brings back memories. Was a nightmare back then to receive pay for a writing gig. Great job Danny and Simon

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +45

    It would be a very different world if Simon didn't invent the word allegedly

    • @russellfitzpatrick503
      @russellfitzpatrick503 4 года назад +7

      supposedly invented by the editor of Private Eye magazine, as he'd been sued so often by the objects of his exposes

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +12

      That goodness for me.

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 года назад

      Avery the Cuban-American .....ALLEGEDLY!

  • @hatsuhimeful
    @hatsuhimeful 4 года назад +1

    Simon, I absolutely love this channel of yours! I first came accross you on Today I Found Out (thank you youtube's algorithm). I must say, I quite like it and later on, again by random chance, found out about Business Blaze. Been a subscriber since the first video I saw (the Pepsi one being one of my favourites, because... yeah! A harrier jet! *insert facepalm* but today I had probably the best laugh I had in any of your videos while you were trying your best to pronounce Artur Virgilio Reis' name (he was Portuguese and so am I so it's kind of easy for me to say his name). But Arthur Virgilio Rice really took the cake! I'm not taking the mick, I found it truly funny. Also, I tip my hat to you sir, for putting out so much content that pleases a pethora of tastes!

  • @bigtguitars7312
    @bigtguitars7312 4 года назад +17

    Danny’s worth every penny of 3 times what you pay him

  • @parkhillplaya089
    @parkhillplaya089 Год назад +1

    I know this is an old video but I love these longer videos. I listen to them while I am working all day and just set to auto play so its playing all your videos all day. And I love you tangents haha hilarious. I'm about your age and have 2 kids so it just feels like ur making this shit just for me.
    Keep up the great work
    cause MONEY :-)

  • @ScarletCandlelight
    @ScarletCandlelight 4 года назад +13

    "Now I have to tell you things they actually want me to talk about" I love how this channel is always off script is some way even on adds.

  • @maeverobertson1108
    @maeverobertson1108 4 года назад +1

    My compliments to Danny on an outstanding Blaze episode and to you too, Simon for an eloquent presentation.

  • @JoaoPessoa86
    @JoaoPessoa86 4 года назад +39

    "I feel like I'm at the circus"...well that is what the channel has become

  • @leonweckwerth1144
    @leonweckwerth1144 4 года назад

    This channel is AWESOME! seriously the favorite I have right now. Keep it up Simon!

  • @_Mr.Tuvok_
    @_Mr.Tuvok_ 4 года назад +3

    “He’s not in rapey prison".
    I lol’d in American

  • @clintlion5531
    @clintlion5531 4 года назад

    Congrats on 200k subs! I know this is you baby channel. It’s been a blast being here since video one.

  • @doranconall9995
    @doranconall9995 4 года назад +4

    Danny...getting Simon to read his manuscript 1 intro at a time

  • @adamkufner2511
    @adamkufner2511 3 месяца назад +1

    Simon is the only one I can listen to nonstop

  • @jakshana
    @jakshana 4 года назад +25

    I'd pay to watch Simon slowly lose his mind.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +23

      You get it for free right here.

    • @jakshana
      @jakshana 4 года назад +4

      Yeah but I would pay $5 a month for it. Get your cash Simon. If we pay you, can you free Danny? #freedanny

    • @nathanhouk402
      @nathanhouk402 4 года назад

      Yep, I think we are watching it happen in near real time. I mildly enjoy your content, Simon. So, I'm working through all the videos so they aren't recommended anymore.

  • @macuss87
    @macuss87 4 года назад +1

    Congratulations on hitting a nice even
    200,000 subscribers on business blaze!

  • @lucisferre6361
    @lucisferre6361 4 года назад +3

    I still want to pre-order my copy of Danny's autobiography when he's finished with it. His writing does not disappoint.

  • @pericoalferez2130
    @pericoalferez2130 4 года назад

    After many interuptions from the family and work... I finally was able to enjoy that sweet sweet Blaze.. That was a brilliant video, Thanks guys.

  • @carterbowman7762
    @carterbowman7762 4 года назад +4

    When you realize Simon has like 10 channels that are just slightly different presentations of the exact same information. And they're all great

    • @sulawesi-steve
      @sulawesi-steve 4 года назад +2

      Can't decide if its:
      A) he would make a good actor
      B) multi personality issues
      C) cocaine on some, not the others.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      @@sulawesi-steve ALL OF THE ABOVE.
      MOSTLY C
      C IS MOSTLY IT

    • @sulawesi-steve
      @sulawesi-steve 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 ahh i love that your not a serious, posh, trim an popper type type. The jokes and lack of what some would call professional attitude, is what makes business blaze what I stick around for, and the other type of blaze, obviously. Props btw

  • @ItsA7.3L
    @ItsA7.3L 4 года назад

    Godd@mn. You got me with that "don't skip this ad" line. My finger was within an inch of skipping, had to give it to you.

  • @blitzofchaosgaming6737
    @blitzofchaosgaming6737 4 года назад +4

    "I'll give you an hour of content for 5 dollars each". That sounds like #4 on the list.

  • @WideLoad405
    @WideLoad405 4 года назад +2

    I really like this channel. I've been binging it the last few days. I bet I've watched 20-30 videos since Saturday. And, since you constantly go on about watch time, you'll be happy to know I let every video play all the way through. The reason is because of COVID-19, I lost my job at the airport and now deliver pizza to make ends meet. So I drive for a living. I cant watch, only listen.. Danny's scripts are descriptive enough and your hyperbole is entertaining enough that I don't actually need to watch. I use the cheap Skull Candy Bluetooth earbuds and just put one in at a time so the videos are always playing in the background. When it comes time to switch videos, I go ahead an give you a like, as well. It may sound like I'm kissing ass but these videos along with a selection of podcasts really make my shifts go by faster. Keep 'em comin', Simon.

  • @rawwset
    @rawwset 4 года назад +10

    This channel sub numbers have taken off so much

  • @Chef_078
    @Chef_078 4 года назад +1

    “Subscribe to Simons Patreon, and buy stickers” - what I learned from this episode.
    Allegedly.

  • @transamericanlife
    @transamericanlife 4 года назад +6

    “You’re a better man than me, Tarquin“ should be a sticker.

    • @howellgreenland2506
      @howellgreenland2506 4 года назад

      I'd buy that.....I had a nickname Tarquin Von Eggburger for while.

  • @mancavegamingandgardening9901
    @mancavegamingandgardening9901 4 года назад +2

    Sam using the 'Danny wtf man' meme will never get old

  • @TheFakeVIP
    @TheFakeVIP 4 года назад +3

    Let's not all brush past the fact that Simon said "Criminal crimes," in this episode. That's the new version of "Corporate company corporations."

  • @coreydavis9200
    @coreydavis9200 4 года назад

    I often find myself looking back thru my yt history/notification to see when the last Business Blaze was just so I know when I can anticipate my next sweet sweet shot of Danny's writing, Sam's memes, and Simon's sassy humor.

  • @dbxjb6891
    @dbxjb6891 4 года назад +5

    I was just about to skip the ad until you called me out on it. Now I feel guilty and I'm watching it lol

  • @slaveluna
    @slaveluna 4 года назад

    I have a friend who rather enjoys Simon's other channels so I told them to watch Business Blaze. They watched the first like 20 seconds of it and was like "must subscribe! you should have told me sooner about this!" There's a reason that he's one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @kbahrt
    @kbahrt 4 года назад +6

    Why does it bother you to pay Danny three times as much? Three times zero is still zero. Wait, do you give him time with sunlight by arranging a mirror over the basement window? Is that his pay?

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +5

      I pay him in stickers.

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 года назад

      Allegedly.

    • @kbahrt
      @kbahrt 4 года назад

      @@brainblaze6526 That's little better than than paying in exposure! You need to pay him in something he can use or eat. Maybe soy sauce and cheezits?

  • @elanors628
    @elanors628 4 года назад

    Congrats on 200k subscribers, all just watching to see what other things Danny has done!

  • @faustocastelhano7254
    @faustocastelhano7254 4 года назад +3

    I'm a Complicated Portuguese man, I see Portugal, I upvote! Even if its a bad thing!

  • @daemondan666
    @daemondan666 4 года назад

    a patreon reward of exclusive epic blazes would be a GREAT deal dude. Most youtubers that have one give like... a discord server access that the youtuber barely actually interacts with or like early viewing of videos by like 1-3 days. Exclusive videos that are an hour long? yeah. Worth it

  • @greendragonreprised6885
    @greendragonreprised6885 4 года назад +3

    You need to do a Biographics on Salazar.

  • @zuliuc8675
    @zuliuc8675 4 года назад

    Thank you for being you Simon much love.

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 4 года назад +7

    4:40 Simon is setting up a new channel! Will it ever end!?

  • @nckoes
    @nckoes 4 года назад +1

    Congratulations on 200k subscribers!

  • @grapefruitsimmons
    @grapefruitsimmons 4 года назад +10

    "We blaze. You should too"
    You dont have to tell me twice #blazeit

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +4

      Legend,

    • @grapefruitsimmons
      @grapefruitsimmons 4 года назад +6

      @@brainblaze6526 I'm putting this on my resume.
      "What are you qualications?"
      Well sir, I am a certified Legend

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      You are. I have certified this.

  • @LaughingTiger74
    @LaughingTiger74 4 года назад

    I watch all your channels, and enjoy them. But nothing compares to Business Blaze. Thank you for supplying me that sweet, sweet hit of BLAZE

  • @heleninglis9961
    @heleninglis9961 4 года назад +6

    I don't think I've ever seen Simon so excited about a topic before!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      The German airport one was also pretty epic

  • @LEGZ_1
    @LEGZ_1 4 года назад

    Damn Simon you know me way too well I was literally about to fast forward through your ad 🤣 13:00

  • @dowlewis8307
    @dowlewis8307 4 года назад +7

    Simon!! Get ETA to fix the neon sign!!!

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +1

    5:20 - Chapter 1 - The invisible airport
    12:50 - Mid roll ads
    15:35 - Chapter 2 - The portugal banknote affair
    24:00 - Chapter 3 - The fat fraudster

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 4 года назад +3

    29:10 Hey, I recognize that boat's name...

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 4 года назад +1

    12:47
    Okay.... I'll watch it.
    But only because it means I get to listen to you a bit longer :)

  • @maxbogaers
    @maxbogaers 4 года назад +13

    Why isnt the sign on?

  • @deadfreightwest5956
    @deadfreightwest5956 4 года назад +2

    30:53 - Happens all the time in the US. Workers have no rights, especially if the pay into a "plan" overseen by their greedy employer.

  • @hacker4chn841
    @hacker4chn841 4 года назад +4

    Wait. That last one is Ghislane Maxwell's father. Not surprising how she turned out (ALLEGEDLY)

  • @zafarsyed6437
    @zafarsyed6437 4 года назад +1

    Congrats on the 200K!
    Thumbs up specifically for the last 50 seconds!