5 of the Business World's Biggest Frauds

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @NotHPotter
    @NotHPotter 4 года назад +719

    Simon, who runs half the channels on RUclips: I need to do more with my life.

    • @IronicCliche
      @IronicCliche 4 года назад +88

      In three months Simon will be the only person making videos on RUclips, but no one will notice.

    • @robertk1701
      @robertk1701 4 года назад +82

      As far as Jesus not being a common name in English speaking countries, it actually is, sort of. The name Jesus is based on the Greek name Iesus, which is translated from the Hebrew Yeshua. Yeshua translates to English as Joshua.
      Knew a guy who found it offensive that people would name their kids Jesus, meanwhile his son was named Joshua.

    • @NotHPotter
      @NotHPotter 4 года назад +8

      @@robertk1701 😂😂😂

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 4 года назад +9

      @@robertk1701 random much cool point tho

    • @margaret-marywhite299
      @margaret-marywhite299 4 года назад +10

      Simon...the Ryan Seacrest of RUclips.

  • @ReneSchickbauer
    @ReneSchickbauer 4 года назад +117

    "It's like the Fyre festival... but with more death". I think we already found the quote of the year and it's only March...

  • @oneshucklak6021
    @oneshucklak6021 4 года назад +1382

    You should do a BioGraphics on Danny.

    • @spencerrugg7704
      @spencerrugg7704 4 года назад +90

      Maybe the April fools video this year.

    • @randijohnson3806
      @randijohnson3806 4 года назад +48

      Literally what I came to the comments to suggest. 🦓

    • @darinhill3773
      @darinhill3773 4 года назад +53

      Definitely, a biographics on Danny. I'd watch it

    • @leppie
      @leppie 4 года назад +108

      @@spencerrugg7704 Danny should do one on Simon with him only realizing it halfway thru :D

    • @donnybrookinhooligan1088
      @donnybrookinhooligan1088 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, agreed. Epic Bio would read like Royal Tennebaums epitaph

  • @spliffdelakong5422
    @spliffdelakong5422 4 года назад +168

    I'd buy a "WRITE THE GODDAMN SCRIPT DANNY!!!" shirt.

    • @chillausmc
      @chillausmc 4 года назад +4

      That or a coffee mug..

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird 4 года назад +3

      chillausmc yeah, they could literally put that on anything and I would buy it. Socks? Yes. Mouse pad? Yes. Pants? Yes. Iphone/android case? Yes. And the list goes on

  • @benracer
    @benracer 4 года назад +399

    Have a shirt that says "I am in Simon Whistler's Pyramid Scheme. Ask Me How To Join"

    • @charllie_k_69
      @charllie_k_69 4 года назад +31

      I would buy that.

    • @lauraheyman2011
      @lauraheyman2011 4 года назад +20

      🙋‍♀️ I would buy one.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +48

      I wouldn't buy the shirt but I would join the pyramid scheme 'cause I heard you get paid in cocaine.

    • @YardenJZ
      @YardenJZ 4 года назад +11

      I would 100% buy that.

    • @simbanala79
      @simbanala79 4 года назад +11

      I would def buy that!

  • @stevenutter3614
    @stevenutter3614 4 года назад +30

    Simon's so humble it literally took him hundreds of youtube videos to realize people may actually like his videos for his personality .

  • @YardenJZ
    @YardenJZ 4 года назад +132

    You know what I want to see?
    The dentist's reaction as Simon confidently walks in the room. Wearing a t shirt of himself.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +33

      It's winter. I definitely put on a sweater :D

    • @jmbpinto73
      @jmbpinto73 4 года назад +3

      Like me, I never take good clothes to see the dentist.

    • @perrydowd9285
      @perrydowd9285 3 года назад +1

      The face on the T shirt looks more like my friend Warren than Simon.

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Год назад +3

      You know what would really top that? The dentist saying: Oh hey, i'm also a big fan of Michael from VSauce.

  • @izzyxblades
    @izzyxblades 4 года назад +77

    I'm baffled that this channel isn't growing faster. Of all the channels with Simon, Business Blaze is my favorite because it's hilarious 🤣

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 4 года назад +7

      the channel is growing faster than Simon's hair....

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад

      Likewise.🖖

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 4 года назад +350

    "I gotta do more with my life"...says the guy wearing a shirt with his own face.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +53

      Hahaha, true.

    • @AstroFan428
      @AstroFan428 4 года назад +2

      I thought it was the guy who made Jurassic Park. lol Jk

    • @ThenISaid
      @ThenISaid 4 года назад +3

      Wait... That's NOT a picture of our lord and saviour, the dear leader, Jim Pickens?!

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 4 года назад +2

      Its Hayao Miyazaki.

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 года назад +1

      @@xjunkxyrdxdog89 "Business Blaze was a mistake."

  • @BaldingClamydia
    @BaldingClamydia 4 года назад +6

    Can we just acknowledge for a second what a holy trinity we have here of host, editor, and scriptwriter?! These videos are great because of all three of them!

  • @danc1180
    @danc1180 4 года назад +322

    Business Blaze, is essentially Danny telling everyone about his life through Simon. Danny's Words; Simon's Mouth.

    • @selvain318
      @selvain318 4 года назад +15

      Sounds like a bad porn

    • @KristopherBel
      @KristopherBel 4 года назад +18

      @@selvain318 one man's bad porn is another man's fetish, just sayin'

    • @adamfrazer5150
      @adamfrazer5150 4 года назад +7

      Also Simon's Dexedrine & coffee

    • @XdivineExp
      @XdivineExp 4 года назад +17

      Business Blaze is a channel where Simon tells us things shortly before Danny's script tells us the exact same thing.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +31

      Sounds about right.

  • @CaptainChard
    @CaptainChard 4 года назад +5

    I like how Simon is so casual on this channel. His other channels I find sound interesting enough that he doesn't need any banter to sell the content, but a business channel sounds dry and unappealing - it is his personality that gets me to watch these (although the content is also great - just my perception is different)

  • @ExcenGaming
    @ExcenGaming 4 года назад +173

    Anyone else feel a bit refreshed to hear someone say "Smash that dislike button" instead of the like button?

  • @margaret-marywhite299
    @margaret-marywhite299 4 года назад +52

    Every other sentence: "Hit that DISLIKE button!"
    I wish my business classes were as entertaining as Business Blaze. Also wish my professors had a DISLIKE button.

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 3 года назад +6

      I think you mean "SMASH the dislike button!"

  • @MTrefry2
    @MTrefry2 4 года назад +286

    I love this channel, but im still not 100% convinced that Danny isnt locked up in Simons basement forced to churn out these masterpeices. Lol

    • @keffkeff160
      @keffkeff160 4 года назад +34

      Or Danny is just another Personality of Simon...
      Often Simon comments or make joke about something and the next line of script is almost literally identical.

    • @WarpRadio
      @WarpRadio 4 года назад +11

      or, perhaps Danny just puts out for Simon! bumm-boom-bummpt SHSHSHSHSHSH....!

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 4 года назад +14

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I never thought about that. He claims they've never met in person...maybe it's just a front

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 года назад +14

      Every time Danny comments he swears he's not imprisoned by Simon. I don't buy it either 🤣. That's a secret cry for help

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +64

      WRITE THE GODDAM SCRIPT DANNY

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 4 года назад +20

    Remember Kids! Simon Says, "If you're going to be a criminal, choose a useful crime!"

  • @sebastianyu5383
    @sebastianyu5383 4 года назад +135

    “WRITE THE GODDAMN SCRIPT DANNY!”
    -Simon Whistler, speaking the language of gods

    • @Thedanyeager623
      @Thedanyeager623 11 месяцев назад

      Insert the “chill, daddy” meme right here

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 4 года назад +62

    I like how Simon barely knows anything about stuff that everyone else is familiar with, such as Oprah and Star Wars, yet he manages to recommend random films that everyone else missed.

  • @abbiemawby7410
    @abbiemawby7410 4 года назад +395

    I think simon should do an episode drunk... i feel like he would be a fun drunk

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 4 года назад +14

      At least an episode of the podcast! A drink-along, so to speak.

    • @starflier
      @starflier 4 года назад +25

      Nah. Big Wangers Inc already has that covered with the Fact Fiend channel.

    • @ShyLivesUnderARock
      @ShyLivesUnderARock 4 года назад +5

      I would love to see them both present a video while drinking.

    • @TheCat72850
      @TheCat72850 4 года назад +6

      Abbie Mawby I’ll drink to that! 🍷

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 4 года назад +27

      How do you know he's not?

  • @stevesloan7132
    @stevesloan7132 4 года назад +15

    Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him well Horatio, and Danny, and Simon.

  • @rcchadburn
    @rcchadburn 4 года назад +255

    I love how Danny is his own character in this channel. :D

    • @zhannad750
      @zhannad750 4 года назад +11

      True, and danny is cool

    • @rcchadburn
      @rcchadburn 4 года назад +10

      @@zhannad750 I concur though I know nothing about him and his regular life.... I think it must be awesome

    • @quoththeraven3985
      @quoththeraven3985 4 года назад +6

      You do! , He frightens me now.
      Like thoughty2 with his moustache.......creepy!

    • @rcchadburn
      @rcchadburn 4 года назад +3

      @@quoththeraven3985 omg I love his current look. Dont get me wrong, i loved his old look too... but... mmmmm

    • @31287drewp
      @31287drewp 4 года назад +1

      Oo

  • @JesamyPorter
    @JesamyPorter 4 года назад +9

    I don’t know why but this is just my favorite RUclips channel of all time.

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад

      You seriously don't know why a channel is your favorite channel or is that a figure of speech?🤔 It'd be weird to favorite something although not knowing as to why.

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 4 года назад +88

    Bonus Fact: The Alcatraz hot shower thing is actually true as the first warden of the prison understood that the more comfortable the inmates were overall, the less likely they'd be to try to escape or riot. Included in this overall methodology was better food, bigger portions, clean uniforms and bedding as well as slightly more comfortable bunks. It was more expensive short term, but it worked quite well and more than payed off in the end. (You should do a vid about it sometime!)

    • @LynnnnnnnnnN
      @LynnnnnnnnnN 4 года назад +3

      This sounds really interesting. Are you seeing this Simon?

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 4 года назад +10

      @@LynnnnnnnnnN This is the primary reason why Alcatraz is the least escaped prison in the world with only ONE successful escape attempt by three inmates working together (The inspiration for the Shawshank Redemption actually), but their fates are unknown, and it is believed by most historians that they drowned in San-Fran bay! (OMG, I am just FULL of useless facts, huh?)

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +13

      Thats excellent.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +15

      @Scorched Earth Yeah, I think we might have that in the works actually :)

    • @upbeat_garbage0308
      @upbeat_garbage0308 4 года назад +4

      Rekuzan Rikudo if it’s the story I’m thinking of. Myth busters did an episode on it and they figured out that they probably drowned

  • @L4r5man
    @L4r5man 4 года назад +59

    Ahem... "TO BE OR NOT TO BE" IS NOT THE SCENE WITH THE SKULL!
    There. I got it out of my system. Carry on.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +24

      OH Romeo oh Romeo.

    • @CraftyVegan
      @CraftyVegan 4 года назад +12

      Poor Yorick... no one knows him well anymore.

    • @tank4969able
      @tank4969able 4 года назад +6

      Lol i knew there would be at least one person who that would just eat at them!! Love this channel and it's people:)

    • @EZ-D-FIANT
      @EZ-D-FIANT 4 года назад +4

      "Alas".....

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 года назад +2

      ....."poor"

  • @user-ug1ez8ws5l
    @user-ug1ez8ws5l 4 года назад +226

    You got to love a channel where the catchphrase is "Smash that dislike button" :D

    • @rachelpie1621
      @rachelpie1621 4 года назад +15

      I see a merch opportunity!

    • @tenshiangelina
      @tenshiangelina 4 года назад +2

      I follow 2 channels that do that, those videos usually get less dislikes and lots of likes.

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 4 года назад +4

      And I mean why not, the like and dislike button are functionally identical anyway

    • @akpovoghoigherighe964
      @akpovoghoigherighe964 4 года назад +3

      And "Please don't sue me"

    • @thedamnyankee1
      @thedamnyankee1 4 года назад

      Carl Smallwood gets very close

  • @jplayzow
    @jplayzow 4 года назад +20

    the jewel thief he was talking about with the RUclips channel is Larry Lawton

  • @CaptainMarvelsSon
    @CaptainMarvelsSon 4 года назад +117

    "I collect RUclips channels" LOL

    • @toshirodragon
      @toshirodragon 4 года назад +7

      I laughed so hard I started coughing.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 4 года назад

      I suspect many viewers have subscribed to all of Simon's channels.
      Thus
      One collects Simon Whistler RUclips channels

    • @zhannad750
      @zhannad750 4 года назад +2

      @@AvoidTheCadaver gotta catch them all

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird 4 года назад +1

      Zhana Diagel damn I was coming to comment that exact thing!

    • @zhannad750
      @zhannad750 4 года назад

      @@CocoForBird Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @marissabones
    @marissabones 4 года назад +8

    Write that Goddamn script Danny.
    🙃
    I'm imagining Danny chained to a table in a lightly lit basement writing the scripts

  • @blueleaf3559
    @blueleaf3559 4 года назад +15

    Kudos to the editor. Danny and Simon get love too, but the editor needs it too.
    A great golden trio.

  • @minealsomine9663
    @minealsomine9663 4 года назад +15

    My friend and I got caught up in the Cashflow systems scam back in the early 1990's. I had figured seeing the guy had infomercials running for the last ten years it was legit. Except about two months after our initial investment of a thousand dollars the guy was arrested for fraud :/
    Lesson learned.

  • @artificernathaniel3287
    @artificernathaniel3287 4 года назад +111

    Simon: "write a script about ___ danny"
    Danny: "that's not how that happened Simon"
    Simon: "money doesnt grow on trees danny"
    Danny: "here's your script milord"

    • @Nagarath16
      @Nagarath16 4 года назад +7

      And then the script is about the fact that money does or doesn't grow on trees. xD

    • @markkarasik2211
      @markkarasik2211 4 года назад +7

      And there was that time Danny worked at the Mint...

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 года назад +4

      Who said there are any trees. Money needs no trees.
      Money is only "real" when someone is validating "it" haha.. like... quantum entangled mindsets due to practical and traditioal imagination.
      Woosh

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +52

      "YOU THINK I MADE THIS CHANNEL FOR FACTS DANNY?? I MADE IT SO I CAN MAKE UP MY OWN NARRATIVE. THAT'S WHAT MEDIA IS FOR DANNY!"

  • @johnkufeldt3564
    @johnkufeldt3564 4 года назад

    Simon, earlier today I listened to the "we are hiring..." video on one of your sister channels and heard that you got your start with a cold call offering your services for free or very inexpensively. Also I was informed that Bis Blaze is your own project, good on ya brother, this tidbit makes B Blaze even more enjoyable to me. I have been enjoying your delivery of random info on your various channels for awhile, now my GF even listens to you(obviously you have no idea how amazing this is) with no prompting from me. As a resident of Calgary Alberta I used to drive past the Bre-X building daily and know many people who lost ALOT of cash to this scam. Anyhow, just wanted you to know that you have made me decide to do my own channels just for the hell of it and if the girl and I make good of it some day we will have to get together for a wife beater. Cheers

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 4 года назад +15

    I can’t believe Simon missed the “sitting on a gold mine” pun. I’d be upset if I was Danny. That was some classic writing

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +9

      BA DA BUM BUM TSHSHSHSHSHHSSH

    • @petersmedley459
      @petersmedley459 2 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 I love that Google offers the opportunity to translate this comment…so naturally I did. Apparently, in English, you wrote “GIVE BUM TSHTSHTSH”. You naughty, fruity boy you!!

    • @MrEnjoivolcom1
      @MrEnjoivolcom1 Год назад

      ​@Peter Smedley Lol, I just did it too! Give bum bum tstshshshshshsh. Haha! 😂

  • @beec3993
    @beec3993 4 года назад

    This is my favorite of all Simons channels not because of its content but because you can see Simons personality really shine. I could watch hours of this channel. I love all of them but this is by far my favorite.

  • @mitchellguerrerio9909
    @mitchellguerrerio9909 4 года назад +42

    1: I’m an OG business blaze sub. 2: There’s an excellent movie about Rob Roy starring Liam Nieson and Tim Roth. Roth won best supporting actor. 3: You REALLY should do a video about The South Sea Company from 17th century England.

    • @morrigan191
      @morrigan191 4 года назад +1

      I found the swordfish a bit squishily gross.

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 4 года назад +3

      Trying to spread Walpolism, are you?

    • @Yahriel
      @Yahriel 4 года назад +4

      it was walpole.

  • @Arbiter099
    @Arbiter099 4 года назад +7

    The "sucker" channel idea sounds fun, reminds me of James Veitch's material

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 4 года назад +84

    7:00 That would be a good merch T-shirt for this channel. A T-shirt with "Not a Pyramid Scheme" on it. Then show the chart of how they work on the back.

    • @Zarcondeegrissom
      @Zarcondeegrissom 4 года назад +5

      or a diagram showing all the channels Simon has had over the years, lol.

    • @frstysnowman
      @frstysnowman 4 года назад +4

      "Ask me about my pyramid scheme"

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 4 года назад +3

      @@Zarcondeegrissom Yes. Just the URLs on the back with no further explanation.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +6

      @@Zarcondeegrissom In a pyramid.

    • @Zarcondeegrissom
      @Zarcondeegrissom 4 года назад +2

      @@brainblaze6526 I would totally buy the shirt, lol.

  • @AtheistTrucker
    @AtheistTrucker 3 года назад +1

    "Nobody would watch a review of murder."
    *Makes Casual Criminalist*
    *insert Skeletor "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" meme*

  • @mikewilson3774
    @mikewilson3774 4 года назад +226

    Simon: "SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON."
    Me.*hits like button*

    • @randomkoreanguy
      @randomkoreanguy 4 года назад +13

      Lol. "No one tells me what to do!" (Hits like)

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 4 года назад +5

      I smashed the button. Now my screen has a crack in it. Oh well. Just kidding. :-p

    • @tortue225
      @tortue225 4 года назад +5

      That's called reverse psychology :)

    • @TheBHAitken
      @TheBHAitken 4 года назад +7

      I accidentally hit the "Like" button. (*sigh*) I'm gonna get in trouble for this, aren't I?

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 4 года назад +3

      @@TheBHAitken oh yes. troubled by more videos by Simon in your inbox. :)

  • @geraldinefields1730
    @geraldinefields1730 4 года назад +10

    I love the way Simon kept saying Michael McConaughey when he meant Matthew McConaughey, an oscar winner who smashed the dislike button.

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 4 года назад +27

    "Roam while you blaze. Always."
    YES

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 4 года назад +5

    A few years ago someone advertised "solar-powered clothes dryers" for 50$ in a local paper. People sent in their payment & received a spool of clothes line cord.

  • @Solostylevids
    @Solostylevids 4 года назад +12

    4:50 I love white collar the guy that chose to play Neil Caffrey was just perfect

    • @aj383
      @aj383 4 года назад +3

      Matt Bomer is perfect for that role... Bonus Fact: he was passed up for the role of Superman because he is gay in real life.

    • @Jivolt
      @Jivolt 4 года назад +2

      That whole cast is perfection.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +1

      Totally.

  • @The_Laser_Kittens
    @The_Laser_Kittens 4 года назад

    Keep em up! So glad to find you're a RUclips channel collector. You're a hoot to watch, AND one gets to learn things. Win win!

  • @KhaoticJesteress
    @KhaoticJesteress 4 года назад +8

    Danny's sass via script is amazing.

  • @darkfire3089
    @darkfire3089 4 года назад

    There are so many channels with Simon Whistler... I love them all.

  • @NVclosetmedgrower
    @NVclosetmedgrower 4 года назад +121

    I have a feeling Simon enjoys dislikes more than likes. Unforetunately for him, most business blaze viewers are here for the things that would normally get dislikes. Nice try Simon, but we like you. Take that.

    • @freakaknight
      @freakaknight 4 года назад +9

      haven't even watched the episode yet and a like hath been donned :')

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +23

      It's all engagement ;)

    • @rawr51919
      @rawr51919 4 года назад +3

      @@brainblaze6526 Or is it? 🤔

    • @TheEmmakathryn
      @TheEmmakathryn 4 года назад +2

      He's English, of course he likes dislikes more 🤣

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 4 года назад

      Maybe it's a masochism thing? Engagement sounds like a euphemism.

  • @GarryOzols
    @GarryOzols 3 года назад

    fast becoming one of my favourite channels on the tube of you. slowly making my way through the back catalogue, one BADABBOOMTISH at a time.

  • @steves_thoughts
    @steves_thoughts 4 года назад +11

    Oooo, new extended version...
    Baddum-dum shh shhhhh shhhhh!

  • @marissabones
    @marissabones 4 года назад +16

    "not a pyramid scheme, there are no pyramids on my merch. But there can be. Let me know. I'll make that sweet pyramid merch happen.
    😂🤣😂

  • @starscream548
    @starscream548 4 года назад +40

    "I collect RUclips channels" Simon Whistler 2020

  • @StubbornWorkshop
    @StubbornWorkshop 4 года назад

    I was watching Business Blaze, and my girlfriend came in the room. She watched a good amount of it with me, and then asked me how I found somebody just like me on RUclips?! Keep up the good work, mate!

  • @harleydart
    @harleydart 4 года назад +17

    Out of all of Simon’s channels, business Blaze is my favourite. I don’t watch every biographic, top tenz, geographics etc but I always check to see if there’s a new business blaze to watch

    • @Gingie.gingerson
      @Gingie.gingerson 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @snorlax6691
      @snorlax6691 4 года назад +5

      Same here, I can’t always keep up with the other channels, but this is just too bloody good!

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +2

      Nice. Thank you :)

  • @OddSpaceGhost
    @OddSpaceGhost 4 года назад

    Don’t care about business, just a fan of knowledge and Simons delivering of it and anyone else behind the scenes that deserve credit. And the humor as well!

  • @ceirwynsinclair4198
    @ceirwynsinclair4198 4 года назад +5

    This channel always brightens my day!

  • @matthewgilbert9881
    @matthewgilbert9881 2 года назад +3

    The idea that a person who grew up with nothing has no reason to resent rich people is naive af. It doesn’t take long being around rich people to start understanding that the majority were pretty much handed their opulent lifestyles on a silver platter. Combine that with the fact that almost no one gets really rich by helping those less fortunate than themselves and the fact that many of the cultural markers of poverty are typically looked down on. Easy to develop some strong feelings about that.

  • @kesbro1
    @kesbro1 4 года назад +4

    I was working as a geologist in Australia at the time of BRE-X and all my fellow professionals were highly skeptical about the whole thing, long story short the geology didn't match the sample profiles and a gold deposit the size claimed would have left geochemical markers in the soil,sediment & rock for miles around the area which were not there. Many geologists mentioned this publicly but the money men knew better until they didn't.

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 4 года назад +1

    This is, like, the 10th Business Blaze video I've seen, and I'm still wondering what's going on. But I love it!!

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 года назад +15

    Uh, wait, Simon actually said "zee". I never thought I'd ever hear that!

  • @leucadendron007
    @leucadendron007 4 года назад +1

    The self promoting and promoting your other channels is definitely some of your funniest work 🤣

  • @mick7sp
    @mick7sp 4 года назад +7

    BTW... Thanks for using a darker backdrop. Dark backgrounds use about 1/2 the battery power to watch the video. :)

  • @EvettesNiche
    @EvettesNiche 4 года назад

    It's so nice to see you being so authentic and candid. I came from today I found out ❤️❤️❤️

  • @anguskeenan4932
    @anguskeenan4932 4 года назад +50

    I’m gonna say this once make. A. Shirt. Saying. “DANNY WRITE THE F*****G SCRIPT!”

    • @snorlax6691
      @snorlax6691 4 года назад +8

      Yes... I’ll go broke once Simon starts selling Business Blaze merch...

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +7

      Nice. I'll arrange this.

  • @littlemissgwendolen1466
    @littlemissgwendolen1466 Год назад +1

    We definitely need a Video on Danny’s History. He’s really done everything

  • @soccerking10210
    @soccerking10210 4 года назад +14

    I love the laid back attitude of this channel, I like biographics alot and this is similarly educational while also being funny as hell. Thanks Simon, keep it up!

  • @mattdavidson535
    @mattdavidson535 4 года назад +3

    I NEED one of those shirts man! I now have a bald head, glasses and a beard. It is not wanted, it is NEEDED!!

  • @joshuaghozeil8061
    @joshuaghozeil8061 4 года назад +29

    0:20
    Hamlet Simon, that's Hamlet

    • @darkstarnh
      @darkstarnh 4 года назад

      Or even, Hamlet.

    • @joshuaghozeil8061
      @joshuaghozeil8061 4 года назад

      @@darkstarnh ty for the spell check

    • @darkstarnh
      @darkstarnh 4 года назад

      @@joshuaghozeil8061 ;)

    • @jasonharrison9677
      @jasonharrison9677 4 года назад +1

      Hamlet talking about Yorik with Haratio ( Doubt I spelled them Right LoL)

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 4 года назад +1

      @@jasonharrison9677 you spelled them right. And the skull is Yorick.

  • @Trumanlol86
    @Trumanlol86 4 года назад +1

    I love this channel so much. All Simon's stuff is great, but I love to see him with an opportunity to just be hilarious. (and still informative!)

  • @theangelbelow88
    @theangelbelow88 4 года назад +9

    Over 30 minutes?! What have done to be blessed with with 30 minutes of Simon and Danny 😇😎

  • @ebrock1972
    @ebrock1972 4 года назад

    Business Blaze videos never cease to get a smile from me. Thank you for another great one!

  • @lissarhea959
    @lissarhea959 4 года назад +17

    Literally here because Simon off script is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed.

  • @DannyHeywood
    @DannyHeywood Год назад +2

    No, (well nearly) The Alkatrz shower thing was that it only had hot water so that prisoners could not acclimatize to the cold water around the island.

  • @krkbeats007
    @krkbeats007 4 года назад +23

    This is your best channel Simon Whistler!

  • @nnnnikt
    @nnnnikt 4 года назад

    That lehman brothers reference tho... LOL Love ya work mate, keep doin wat u do.

  • @c.armstrong2978
    @c.armstrong2978 4 года назад +22

    0:14 Simon is in Skull and Bones. Confirmed.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +2

      False. That is Danny's skull on the shelf. The Scripts are channeled through the skull when Simon talks to it.

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 4 года назад +18

    22:33 That Jeffery Epstein reference. 🥁

  • @LeifEriccson43
    @LeifEriccson43 4 года назад

    This has become my favorite channel. You are a full 180 from all your other channels.

  • @astra1653
    @astra1653 4 года назад +9

    Why do I feel like Simon, after the 10th time screaming, "What am I doing with my life?" is now trying to figure out how to get an IPO on Danny?

  • @R1ck3stR1ck
    @R1ck3stR1ck 3 года назад +1

    The jewel thief is called Larry Lawton, he's a brilliant guy and covers so much on his channel, and his book reading chapters are really insightful too :)

  • @eluminaryxarrais7735
    @eluminaryxarrais7735 4 года назад +16

    0:19 you know that's exactly what a guy with a real human skull on the Shelf would say right...

  • @TheLokiBiz
    @TheLokiBiz 4 года назад +6

    Wait.... Simon Whistler wasn't immediately familiar with "Hamlet"?! These more laid back, improvised videos are quickly destroying my image of him as some kind of super genius...

  • @markkarasik2211
    @markkarasik2211 4 года назад +5

    Ah, an extra Buh-du-du-Bosh! And yeah we NEED to know more about Danny!

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад

      Nah, Sam🤔 he's more mysterious

  • @laserak9887
    @laserak9887 4 года назад

    Love this channel man, keep it up!

  • @bilboswaggings
    @bilboswaggings 4 года назад +7

    ooh what a time to check youtube

  • @joechappell44
    @joechappell44 4 года назад +4

    I think Sam Avila is woefully underappreciated for his editing skills in these vids. Hiw about a shout-out to the editors, Simon?

  • @writerpatrick
    @writerpatrick 4 года назад +9

    Danny probably started the dating agency as a way to meet girls.

  • @acehighjohn1759
    @acehighjohn1759 4 года назад +9

    Most Pyramid schemes are so 2 dimensional they should be called triangle schemes ba dun tshhh!.....i'll get my coat

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 4 года назад +16

    2:34 You're working from home _and_ wearing pants? I believe you're doing it wrong. 😁

    • @GraceWhip
      @GraceWhip 4 года назад +5

      That's what they call underwear in the UK, apparently 😅 that must lead to a lot of weird misunderstandings

    • @Lombardio
      @Lombardio 4 года назад +1

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but in case you're not, pants is how UK denizens refer to underpants. What Americans call pants they often call trousers.

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 года назад +2

      @@GraceWhip Oooh, ok. In the USA, we can work from home in our _underwear._ I wondered why Danny would be happy about only having to wear 'pants'. 😂

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 года назад +1

      @@Lombardio _Today I Found Out_ underwear is called "pants" in the UK. 👍🏻

    • @sleepysartorialist
      @sleepysartorialist 4 года назад +1

      There is an infant about, best to have pants else they grab leg hair

  • @RU81111
    @RU81111 4 года назад

    I love these, was unsure at first but if you give it a chance this format is really enjoyable.

  • @loganfoster9194
    @loganfoster9194 4 года назад +8

    Simon with his 50 RUclips channel's
    "I need to do more with his life"

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 года назад

      *Simon holds up a skull hamlet style* "To youtube...or to youtube, that is the question"
      Yes. We need this

  • @popded
    @popded 4 года назад +1

    6:10 ACME stands for A Company that Makes Everything, and it's the generic name usually used in courses where a business is part of an example (marketing, software development, economics etc)

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 4 года назад +12

    Many years from now, in numerous places throughout the ruined world, along one stretch of scarred and blackened brick, lies an image of a drawing - a bald man's face, bespectacled and with a mighty beard.
    The aliens will discover these images and assume (correctly)that this was the last of our race.
    The shall call him, The Simega Man.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад

      Haha honestly, I'd definitely be one of the first to die.

    • @JackFromAbove
      @JackFromAbove 4 года назад

      @@brainblaze6526 who replies? Simon or Danny?

  • @valsptsd814
    @valsptsd814 4 года назад

    It’s like a whole new Simon, and I am HERE for it. ✌️🥰

  • @jonnyjohnjon9779
    @jonnyjohnjon9779 4 года назад +15

    I like how simon is blown away by Gregor McGregor.... A guy I learned all about a month ago FROM SIMON lol

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +2

      It's a pretty crazy story.

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 4 года назад

      I'm pretty sure those are Simon clones and there is actually a separate Simon doing each channel.

  • @QueenCheetah
    @QueenCheetah 4 года назад +2

    9:02- Ah, yes; the 'H. H. Holmes method' of getting caught. "Surely, this minor payment I owe someone else will never return to bite me in the behind later- oh."

  • @jtmcgee
    @jtmcgee 4 года назад +40

    Simon id really like it if you would bleep out the bleeps in your videos. i find the use of bleeps in vain very offensive.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 4 года назад +6

      Me too. Also the word "and"

    • @skwervin1
      @skwervin1 4 года назад +4

      We be grown ups here

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +8

      I'm a terrible person.

    • @skizzik121
      @skizzik121 4 года назад

      @@brainblaze6526 me too, man me too

  • @BlackShark33
    @BlackShark33 4 года назад

    I would absolutely buy a t-shirt that has an image of a script with the words "let's crack on".
    Great episode as always!

  • @Kangamoos
    @Kangamoos 4 года назад +4

    Simon: I'll link to that below (x3). Me: Clicks link. Hahaha, got me.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      Hahha, sorry here are the real links:
      ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html

  • @Foiled_Foliage
    @Foiled_Foliage 4 года назад

    I just wanna take the time to make this comment: Simon is TOTALLY capitalizing off the fact that we're all inside and are privy to his voice and would love to give his new channel a shot out of boredom, at first I really didn't like this new style but after a few more haphazard clicks on interesting titles on the BB vids in my recommended I'm now completely hooked and treat watching all of them like television because of the meme humor laced into factual stories and allegories. killer stuff, Simon. love it

  • @gaylonjohnson904
    @gaylonjohnson904 4 года назад +5

    Damn Simon and Danny, I’m supposed to be working right now lmao

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад

      just tell your boss you are watching Business Blaze. He will understand. I guarantee it*.
      *Not a guarantee.

    • @gaylonjohnson904
      @gaylonjohnson904 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂