Business Blaze meme count for today... Script Slaps: 0 (WTF???) Badda-boom-boom-tssshhhhhhh: 1 Use of the word "Savage": 3 Terrible puns: I lost count after about a dozen. That silent movie clip of Simon was awesome. Yes, Iran is pretty F*cked up.
The guy is an artist named Mark Gubin. He and his 'secretary' were hanging out on the roof of his theater that he uses to store photography props when the idea came to him. He's also been on the show 'American Pickers'
@@brainblaze6526 Hey Simon, I'm thinking that it's the modifier you're using in your sentence construction. If you ask "How much is the U.S. national Debt" instead of "What is the U.S. national Debt", Siri should give a numerical value for an answer. That said - I do not own a spying tool like that in my own home, nor am I an apple person. I just figured that this small change MIGHT make a small difference in how direct the question is... also, wasn't sure if you've tried it bud. love the hilarity..also, what happened to Sam?
Both the reported refloating of HMS Victory or the removal of a Fort in the Solent for repairs (by unscrewing it) were brilliant. BMW made a claim about a windscreen coating that made bugs bounce of it - only to later design a car with an directed airflow over the screen to do the very thing they joked about.
@@christopherconard2831 yes. When yo are in court for a sexual assault case. Not saying from personal experience, but i have a couple dumb relatives...
I was the Admin on Spaceflight Simulator Forum last year and as it goes, the word "rocket" is fairly commonly used... I decided to get them real good and this was a great opportunity. So I programmed an auto replace, and forum-wide "rocket" became "fluffy puffy poodle". There was complete bewilderment for hours! I fell apart laughing all day... when someone said I probably did it, I obviously denied it all, acting dumb. So they said: "Then write the word". I promptly flipped to my Russian keyboard for the "o" and so it displayed perfectly as "rocket". Late afternoon I confessed. It's literally one of the most remembered days in our community. It was so much fun...
@@brainblaze6526 I heard about the Spaghetti tree April fool's prank. Didn't seem *THAT GREAT* { meh🗯}. It's *NOT COOL* to make fun of queen Elizabeth the 2nd, however I'm inspired by your invitation {Simon} . Here's my Royal related April fool's day joke: As a compassionate move and sense of patriotic duty Her Magisty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd will open ALL castles including Buckingham palace to ALL returning British citizens who will have to self isolate and ALL available acreage will be made into farm stay accommodation for those returning to self isolate who live in an apartment without a balcony as all British royal family members will be relocated to secret locations across the U.K. for the total of self isolation period traveling Britains compulsory have to observe. 👨🏫🗓️🎭 👨💻🇦🇺 🛬🏰😷🇬🇧 😅
It is kinda amazing the universal appeal of business blaze. Are you a capitalist, socialist, syndicalist, or communist? Congratulations business blaze is for you! No matter what society you are from or wish you were from, the appeal of these truly hilarious business stories is pretty universal.
And Danny's attitude is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! These are businesses, their business is to get your money. Any benefit you may get from interacting with the business is secondary to the business getting your money.
He should be pissed off at consumers. They are consumers, they consume a businesses goods/services. Any benefit businesses may get from interacting with you is secondary to you getting their goods/services.
@@HikuroMishiro That entirely depends upon whether you GET the product or services you gave them the money for. For example, Tacobel charge money for Mexican food, but they don't provide any...
Simon - "I love my iPhone" .... Not once has Siri answered a question on business blaze and if you have watched them all you'll know he asks Siri a question fairly often
He's right Simon. Every time I ask my Android a question I get the answer I'm looking for. And it cost a couple hundred dollars less and not as fragile equipment to boot.
The two I always remember are the faux documentary video in the 50's convinving people pasta grew on trees, and that to save costs the new L.H.C. would be built in London useing the circle line.
Danny Salter - Yes... yes.. we are all isolated and this might take a while, _years_ even. Just be there and keep safe, its such a shitstorm up here - seriously dangerous, people are dropping left and right. If you get bored, maybe its time to polish that aging typewriter, I imagine you having there?
One of my favourite pranks was done by my local airport a few years ago: they produced an article indicating that would be installing a new safety feature. New "texting lanes" were being implemented for those people who couldn't remove themselves from their phone long enough to watch where they're going. It was so plausible that there were a bunch of people who were really taken in by it. Lol
Simon: "Ciri - what is the time of day?" Ciri: "The time of day is a unit of measurement deemed in seconds, minutes, and hours used to quantify the cyclic passing of the sun and moon per 24 hour period." Simon: 😠
The best one is Goat Simulator by Coffee Stain Studios. A real, messed up game that was released on April fools day. And it had 2 million downloads since
The Mayor of London once issed a press release saying London was going to change to driving on the right but it make it easier it would be phased with busses and lorries changing one day and other vehicles on the next. Some press (who hated the Mayor) really laid into him for this.
My best ever April Fool's prank: The night before, I fastened a rubber-band on the vegetable spray and pointed it so that when someone used the faucet, they would get nailed by the spray. I forgot about it the next morning and I was the first one at the sink on April 1st and nailed myself with my own prank!
Oh Danny, my love my light, you need to make an entire script so littered with puns that Simon basically is obligated to drum drum cymbal till there the script is minced to a fine dust. I need it in the depths of my soul.
142! I’ve never been so excited for a notification then a Business Blaze notification. Simon, Danny & Sam you’re the best distraction & are so greatly appreciated. Stay well everyone.
Business Blaze seriously, your efforts are the most appreciated they’ve ever been. I cut cable recently, your content is way better then cable & network tv! The news is freaking me out, your very good for my blood pressure.
Based on Danny's previous comments, his hometown being in the North and a few other things, I highly suspect that Danny is a comrade or at least comrade sympathetic. Which makes Simon's occasional full on capitalist moments even funnier to me.
im an american and i thought the taco bell/liberty bell thing was absolutely HILARIOUS, and the fact the press secretary got in on it too, made it even better. the fact that anyone got mad about it was a sign of things to come, with people getting offended by literally anything
Simon should do a video on how Lego was created by slipper manufacturers to get people to buy slippers and it actually turned out immensely successful in its own right.
How am I just now finding out about this channel?! Am I an idiot and you’ve been mentioning it on your other channels & I zoned out every time? What a good time to have a bunch of videos to watch
You've said it in jest a few times, but this really is one of the best channels on RUclips. I literally just listened to you all day at work with youtube set to auto play. Just one video to the next for a solid 8 hours and constant entertainment the entire time.
One April Fool's day disc jockeys in the Iowa-Illinois Quad Cities annouced that the stealth jet was at the Quad Cities airport. When people called in to complain that the jet wasn't there the disc jockeys replied "Yes it is. It works."
My guess at a BB April Fool - the big reveal on who Danny really is...... Is it Ricky Gervais, or Prince Harry that took this gig to start earning his own (non royal) living
_This channel's great!! As serious as Simon is on the other channels, Simon on "Business Blaze" is like watching David Attenborough on a new show of him having fun, playing Duckling Tennis and going Clubbing.........................baby Fur Seals. xD_
Siri usually is actually very useful and works most if the time but it does have a lot of those moments where it drives you crazy and most of those moments seem to be when you’re around other people
I've done several April Fool's pranks like mixing Skittles and M&Ms, fake cake pops made from brussel sprouts, a bowl of chocolate-covered ants, etc... I think the best was buying a pack of Oreos, replacing the cream with mayonnaise, and replacing a pack of Oreos in the break room with my mayo flavored Oreos.
@@stormisuedonym4599 Due to working from home because of COVID-19, this year I am mailing my co-workers realistic fake spiders. I am paying extra to ensure delivery on April 1st because I care.
Awe I was waiting for the one tarte cosmetics pulled a few years ago. They revealed a new eyeshadow palette with blue and green eyeshadows and called it the “icy betch” palette. It looked awesome and everyone got pumped for it. Then tarte revealed it was only a prank and people were pissed. Tarte had only released boring neutral palettes before and people were very excited. This caused tarte to rush production on a really shit version of the palette they had presented due for release the next year, and I bought it. 🤣 the packaging was reused from a different product, and it had a sticker over the front with “icy betch” on it. I could barely use the shadows because they’re so patchy. And it was 22 dollars.
That black and white silent screen bit was absolutely legendary! Instant LOL! Possibly fatal if extended into an hour or more of Simon walking back and forth occasionally script slapping, though. After a half an hour of laughing that hard, I'd be mindlessly giggling in the feotal position, drooling on the floor...
The best April Fools day prank I remember was on April 1st, 1980 in Darmstadt Germany. A conversation between two Sergeants was overheard by one of the heavier drinkers in the Unit, that there was a fire that day at the PX on base, which had spread to the Class Six Store where Liquor was sold. Upon hearing that, the Soldier took off running across base, along with a couple of his drinking buddies who was wondering what was up, lol. Needless to say....
I too am also from Rotherham... It is a wonderful place! It has an excellent bus station which allows you to leave with great efficiency, and any visit to Rotherham will remind you that your life could be much worse! 😂
Yes, I am suspicious of his RP (received pronunciation). I don't think he's British and is trying pretty hard. Nearly every one of his videos contains something subtly dodgy. He doesn't sound European. Canadian?
What is 'moah'? I know you were going for the sound of someone damaged shouting "More" but More is a real thing, at least relative to a lesser thing, allegedly, and Moah is not. "Mowah" is what you should have said. But then I'd give you shit for creating a more credible word that also pointed to nothing. Because 'think before you alliterate'.
Danny, I too have never owned a single Lego. But I had a TON of Hot Wheels, which is partially how I learned my colors. My Mum: "OK Holly, here comes the purple one...." Though we needed the giant Crayola box set to get magenta, raw sienna, burnt orange, etc :-) My much missed Gram crocheted me an afghan in purple & magenta as those were my 2 fave colors prior to my Goth phase
hudson campbell Unfortunately in the area it swallows the light, it also destroys everything. So like your room will be dark, but your room will also not exist anymore. But it doesn’t swallows the light from outside the event horizont.
@@juzoli Technically, you can't say it destroys anything... since the only thing that we know about what happens inside of a black hole is that it's not possible to be outside of a black hole and know what happens inside of it.
R3 The current leading hypthesis about black hole is that you cannot retrieve information about it. The only thing coming out of it is the Hawking radiation, which is completely random, and doesn’t depend on what has fallen into the black hole. So yes, black hole is the closest thing science knows to actually irreversibly destroy anything.
As some from Detroit-ish; no, it's not... yet. (The urban sprawl has almost eaten Ann Arbor, so we're about a tenth of the way there, as the crow flies.)
Best episode yet!!! Couldn't have been posted at a better time. We all need a good laugh-- maybe this will inspire a new round of award winning pranks???
These just get better and better! Excellent work all round: Danny is a proper Savage, Sam's editing/additions are both on point and Simon is the best version out of all the channels. Kudos guys! Also, if you like April Fools & tools check out the Veritas tool company - They've done a few (actually going so far as to make fully functional tools) that walked the fine line between the absurd and a genius invention everyone immediately wants!
The big problem with April Fools jokes on the Internet is timing. Some show up on March 31st for some people, and they often stick around long afterwards. So they don't work for just the day intended.
One year I reversed the door knob on the door to my brother's bedroom. Nobody noticed until April 2nd. So much April 1st being perfect birthday for tricksters such as myself.
Now what is Simon gonna do come April 1? An upside down video? Danny reading what Simon wrote? TIFO video here and BB there? I know. He''ll earnestly talk about the invasion plans of the lizard people, quoting facts and numbers.
I am a huge fan of all of Simon's channels and this channel is my absolute favorite :) I love the free nature of it and bonus fact - it is informative:)
No clue, they’d probably need a separate algorithm to parse what you’re asking and then generate an answer that is off _just_ enough to be completely useless
These April fool's jokes were hilarious! It'd be so nice if people could see the harmless & lighter side of life. No one was hurt and *that* is key for the best jokes, imo.
Business Blaze meme count for today...
Script Slaps: 0 (WTF???)
Badda-boom-boom-tssshhhhhhh: 1
Use of the word "Savage": 3
Terrible puns: I lost count after about a dozen.
That silent movie clip of Simon was awesome.
Yes, Iran is pretty F*cked up.
Brian Richman God’s work, Mr Richman. Thank you for your continued OG service
you missed a meme: "Don't sue me, X company"
You missed "Simon's struggles with Siri" 🙂
Iran is a developed nation, and has their shit together.
Sort of.
@@dave9401 I'll try to include that next time (I recall it happening once before actually).
Simons face when he thought Siri was answering was priceless
We almost had a moment.
"What's the U.S. national debt."
"Yes."
I've literally never heard of anything more accurate in my entire life.
@@lamronjr8785 yeah. and how is siri still SO FUCKING SHIT ITS 2020
$23.3 Trillion Dollars
"Yes" was sadly just as correct.
"Siri does creepy laugh"
There is a guy with a "Welcome to Cleveland" sign paint on his roof outside an airport in Milwaukee. Only 435 miles off.
Zman Jace He must’ve been pissed when they built the airport near his house and passive-aggressively retaliated lol
@@vnikyt or purposely moved there... don't know what line of thinking is basically an alternate spelling of "SPITE" ^_^
Is it a nod to Spinal Tap? "Hello Cleveland!" Like Shank Hall's mini Stonehenge over the bar?
I should have scrolled down half a page before posting this same thing. 😂
The guy is an artist named Mark Gubin. He and his 'secretary' were hanging out on the roof of his theater that he uses to store photography props when the idea came to him. He's also been on the show 'American Pickers'
😂 the look of excitement on Simon's face when he thinks Siri is finally going to answer his question.. The best Simon vs Siri moment yet..!
The Simon and Siri Show
Really it should be "Siri and Simon" - he's the real star of this thing.
@@brainblaze6526 There needs to be a video of nothing but Siri and Simon. :D
@@brainblaze6526 Hey Simon, I'm thinking that it's the modifier you're using in your sentence construction. If you ask "How much is the U.S. national Debt" instead of "What is the U.S. national Debt", Siri should give a numerical value for an answer. That said - I do not own a spying tool like that in my own home, nor am I an apple person. I just figured that this small change MIGHT make a small difference in how direct the question is... also, wasn't sure if you've tried it bud.
love the hilarity..also, what happened to Sam?
"schizophrenic nightmare because the TV would be recording you"
I think my Google assistant just giggled?!
I had to pause the video for a good three minutes while I pulled it together 😂😂
The best April's fool's joke ever was the news report about Italy's spaghetti tree crop.
Best joke ever. BBC was inundated with calls about how to start growing those.
That was solid.
Surely the best one is the guy in Alaska who spent a few years planning and lugging old tires up an old volcano and then set them on fire.
Both the reported refloating of HMS Victory or the removal of a Fort in the Solent for repairs (by unscrewing it) were brilliant. BMW made a claim about a windscreen coating that made bugs bounce of it - only to later design a car with an directed airflow over the screen to do the very thing they joked about.
@@rjrfletcher2355 Even when Germans make a joke...... :)
I remember a funny RUclips prank: They claimed RUclips was a contest, and now it was time to review all the entries.
Excellent. Thats good. This video should win.
I remember that! It was hilarious seeing people lose their minds because they thought it was real and RUclips was shutting down.
I love Danny’s spicy takes on corporate companies
Come for the salt, stay for the spice.
@@brainblaze6526 It sounds like Danny might be a fan of Jim Sterling, or would be if he isn't
@@Karagoth444 holy shit it does
The black and white, silent film part was a missed opportunity for the zebra mask.
Jesus christ whyyy
Also hell yes!
Is there really a bad time for a zebra mask?
@@christopherconard2831 yes. When yo are in court for a sexual assault case. Not saying from personal experience, but i have a couple dumb relatives...
Lmfao
True
I was the Admin on Spaceflight Simulator Forum last year and as it goes, the word "rocket" is fairly commonly used... I decided to get them real good and this was a great opportunity. So I programmed an auto replace, and forum-wide "rocket" became "fluffy puffy poodle". There was complete bewilderment for hours! I fell apart laughing all day... when someone said I probably did it, I obviously denied it all, acting dumb. So they said: "Then write the word". I promptly flipped to my Russian keyboard for the "o" and so it displayed perfectly as "rocket". Late afternoon I confessed. It's literally one of the most remembered days in our community. It was so much fun...
This year April fools is sponsored by Corona Beer... :P
If Corona doesn't adopt Corona-Chan as a mascot in their April 1st and, it'll be a missed opportunity.
My corona!
@@brainblaze6526 I heard about the Spaghetti tree April fool's prank. Didn't seem *THAT GREAT* { meh🗯}. It's *NOT COOL* to make fun of queen Elizabeth the 2nd, however I'm inspired by your invitation {Simon} . Here's my Royal related April fool's day joke: As a compassionate move and sense of patriotic duty Her Magisty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd will open ALL castles including Buckingham palace to ALL returning British citizens who will have to self isolate and ALL available acreage will be made into farm stay accommodation for those returning to self isolate who live in an apartment without a balcony as all British royal family members will be relocated to secret locations across the U.K. for the total of self isolation period traveling Britains compulsory have to observe. 👨🏫🗓️🎭 👨💻🇦🇺 🛬🏰😷🇬🇧 😅
I got a genuine laugh out of that one brother! Thanks. I haven't laughed for weeks and I really needed it.
It’s ok Danny, the proletariat will rise up and free you from Simon’s cellar, stay stoic comrade!
acepilot1 Alas it’s too late the target has been moved again
It is kinda amazing the universal appeal of business blaze. Are you a capitalist, socialist, syndicalist, or communist? Congratulations business blaze is for you! No matter what society you are from or wish you were from, the appeal of these truly hilarious business stories is pretty universal.
Here his photo: twitter.com/DannySalter/photo
We need Danny to pull a great April Fools Day prank on Simon someday
Just totally makes up a story. I'd fall for it.
"...the TV would be filming you." I nearly lost my mouthful of soda over that.
Danny seems extra pissed off at companies, today. Lol
And Danny's attitude is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
These are businesses, their business is to get your money.
Any benefit you may get from interacting with the business is secondary to the business getting your money.
He should be pissed off at consumers.
They are consumers, they consume a businesses goods/services.
Any benefit businesses may get from interacting with you is secondary to you getting their goods/services.
Nice TurnAbout!
Salty salter
@@HikuroMishiro That entirely depends upon whether you GET the product or services you gave them the money for. For example, Tacobel charge money for Mexican food, but they don't provide any...
Simon - "I love my iPhone" .... Not once has Siri answered a question on business blaze and if you have watched them all you'll know he asks Siri a question fairly often
So often, and it never answers his questions. Never!
He was so excited when Siri actually started to answer 😂
I don't love my iPhone. I don't feel anything about it. I just liked Android less.
@@brainblaze6526 Yeah, but Google Assistant works.
He's right Simon. Every time I ask my Android a question I get the answer I'm looking for. And it cost a couple hundred dollars less and not as fragile equipment to boot.
The two I always remember are the faux documentary video in the 50's convinving people pasta grew on trees, and that to save costs the new L.H.C. would be built in London useing the circle line.
@Barbara Mulvaney Large Hadron Colider
1:58 -
Danny rolls his eyes in his home when Simon misses a completely golden 'business blaze' rim-shot moment
I considered it. But the emphasis was enough. Can't be handing out those extended rim shots like its nothing you know.
@@brainblaze6526 xD
Damn Danny tell us how you really feel!!😂😂 I have to smash that life button because of that!
So about that life button... Lolol I need a life button!!! Lol I'm kidding... That was good though... :)
@@heatherstanfield2294 Ha Ha I didn't notice that! I definitely need a life button too😂😂
SMASH THAT LIFE BUTTON.
@@brainblaze6526 I always smash that life button!😂
My life button is greyed out.
Danny needs to write a script around all the facts and issues of Siri and call it “Shirley, you can’t be Sirious”
I love how Simon and Siri never get along!! LOL
What d’you mean you never owned any Legos, Dan-OH MY GOD just realized that Danny was born in Simon’s basement
vnikyt - Omg, I think youre right! Should we form a plan to free him or ... just keep on enjoying the show? Im kinda torn now..
Jane Miettinen oh, I already know I’m an awful person cos the decision’s pretty straightforward to me 😬
I don't mind.
Simon calls it "self-isolation" and says that it's for my own good.
Exactly, Danny, um, self-isolation. (And try not to get into his cocaine stash so much, okay? He needs it for Business Blaze)
Danny Salter - Yes... yes.. we are all isolated and this might take a while, _years_ even. Just be there and keep safe, its such a shitstorm up here - seriously dangerous, people are dropping left and right. If you get bored, maybe its time to polish that aging typewriter, I imagine you having there?
"Don't sue me, Apple."
Simon-2020
😂😂😂
that's becoming a meme ;)
One of my favourite pranks was done by my local airport a few years ago: they produced an article indicating that would be installing a new safety feature. New "texting lanes" were being implemented for those people who couldn't remove themselves from their phone long enough to watch where they're going. It was so plausible that there were a bunch of people who were really taken in by it. Lol
Anyone who’s concerned about damage to Legos in a vacuum clearly hasn’t stepped on one.
I'd be more concerned about the damage to the vacuum 😅
In 1 Ryan higa video he jumped on a load FYI... Not that bad
LEGO is the plural LOL
*Screams in LEGO*
Try explaining Hoovering to them 😉
You're silent movie bit made me actually laugh, more of this sort thing
:) thanks, noted!
Ditto. That was gold.
Love your sense of humor... Thank you!!! We need more people to have it!!!
Lighten up folks! Lol
Simon: "Ciri - what is the time of day?"
Ciri: "The time of day is a unit of measurement deemed in seconds, minutes, and hours used to quantify the cyclic passing of the sun and moon per 24 hour period."
Simon: 😠
The best one is Goat Simulator by Coffee Stain Studios. A real, messed up game that was released on April fools day. And it had 2 million downloads since
I still have it downloaded on xbox 1. My friends play it when they get drunk!!!!
Epic.
Not really, a shitty by product of the "omg so random" humor of the '10s
It's still popular and actually touts all of its glorious bugs in the physics engine as 'features'.
Popular enough to get a sequel.
"Mike McCurry - sounds like an Indian McDonald's meal." I am dying.
Poor Mike.
I am sure he has heard worse.
Got the trademark, too slow loosers. We will do deliveries. Happy lockdown.
At this point I've got a feeling that if Simon asks Siri who makes the best phones it/she would respond "Google" 😂
"Wait... there are other phones?" - Siri
“ The one you’re holding”-Siri... At least that’s what mine said
Doug Schneider That’s what it said to me the second time I tried it
It would just cry.
“All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone”
"a schizophrenic's nightmare, the tv would be filming you"
Thanks for the laughs again Simon, cheers.
I swear this is my favorite channel now. Simon, you're hilarious
Thanks :)
Mine too he's hilarious
The Mayor of London once issed a press release saying London was going to change to driving on the right but it make it easier it would be phased with busses and lorries changing one day and other vehicles on the next. Some press (who hated the Mayor) really laid into him for this.
My best ever April Fool's prank: The night before, I fastened a rubber-band on the vegetable spray and pointed it so that when someone used the faucet, they would get nailed by the spray. I forgot about it the next morning and I was the first one at the sink on April 1st and nailed myself with my own prank!
I did that prank a few times.
Oh Danny, my love my light, you need to make an entire script so littered with puns that Simon basically is obligated to drum drum cymbal till there the script is minced to a fine dust.
I need it in the depths of my soul.
Danny put some extra salt in this one, love it!
142! I’ve never been so excited for a notification then a Business Blaze notification. Simon, Danny & Sam you’re the best distraction & are so greatly appreciated. Stay well everyone.
Thanks :). Glad to be making videos for everyone locked down :)
Business Blaze seriously, your efforts are the most appreciated they’ve ever been. I cut cable recently, your content is way better then cable & network tv! The news is freaking me out, your very good for my blood pressure.
@@brainblaze6526 Yes, I LOVE y'all's videos and the extra salt in this one had me laughing! Keep up the awesome work! 🤓💚💜
Danny seems to have woken up on the left side of the bed today. It would be a fun plot twist if it turns out he’s an undercover comrade.
Based on Danny's previous comments, his hometown being in the North and a few other things, I highly suspect that Danny is a comrade or at least comrade sympathetic.
Which makes Simon's occasional full on capitalist moments even funnier to me.
@@medes5597 "full on capitalist moments" is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever read.
im an american and i thought the taco bell/liberty bell thing was absolutely HILARIOUS, and the fact the press secretary got in on it too, made it even better. the fact that anyone got mad about it was a sign of things to come, with people getting offended by literally anything
When not wearing shoes LEGO on the ground is the worst and best April Fools
Simon should do a video on how Lego was created by slipper manufacturers to get people to buy slippers and it actually turned out immensely successful in its own right.
You sir are very evil. Legos on the floor. LOL 😂
I never had issues with stepping on LEGO. I can even put by full body weight onto a 2x2 brick without any pain.
@@Flakjacket96 That's leprosy or necrosis in your foot nerves, and you should see a doctor immediately! (not a doctor, not serious, don't sue me bro!)
Why do you have legos outside? I mean that's the only time you would be stepping on LEGO with shoes right?
Danny's a rare gem. Double his rations and loosen the shackles, Simon. Not too loose, or he'll abscond and you'll have to write these yourself.
Simon arguing with Siri is my favorite.
How am I just now finding out about this channel?! Am I an idiot and you’ve been mentioning it on your other channels & I zoned out every time? What a good time to have a bunch of videos to watch
I love the way you say Tack-o Bell...
Me too. I'm the best.
This is quickly becoming my favorite channel on RUclips. Keep up the good work my dude.
Thank you my dude. I will.
spot on with that intro Danny!
You've said it in jest a few times, but this really is one of the best channels on RUclips. I literally just listened to you all day at work with youtube set to auto play. Just one video to the next for a solid 8 hours and constant entertainment the entire time.
One April Fool's day disc jockeys in the Iowa-Illinois Quad Cities annouced that the stealth jet was at the Quad Cities airport. When people called in to complain that the jet wasn't there the disc jockeys replied "Yes it is. It works."
My guess at a BB April Fool - the big reveal on who Danny really is......
Is it Ricky Gervais, or Prince Harry that took this gig to start earning his own (non royal) living
Oh I do love BB 😁..
Makes my day when a new vid pops up!
Simon, Danny and Sam.... you guys are amaze 😻
Simon: i love apple
Siri: well i ain't helping you
Okay, now we need a Business Blaze shot like an old silent movie, complete with hammy music and placards that explain what the hell's going on.
“Oh no it’s business daddy” -Simon 2020
“Well done business daddy” - Simon 2020
_This channel's great!! As serious as Simon is on the other channels, Simon on "Business Blaze" is like watching David Attenborough on a new show of him having fun, playing Duckling Tennis and going Clubbing.........................baby Fur Seals. xD_
The more I watch your channel, the more Siri seems pretty useless.
Nah! It's incredibly useful... As a government wiretap on your house.
Siri usually is actually very useful and works most if the time but it does have a lot of those moments where it drives you crazy and most of those moments seem to be when you’re around other people
Simon attempting to use Siri always brings amazing results!
I've done several April Fool's pranks like mixing Skittles and M&Ms, fake cake pops made from brussel sprouts, a bowl of chocolate-covered ants, etc... I think the best was buying a pack of Oreos, replacing the cream with mayonnaise, and replacing a pack of Oreos in the break room with my mayo flavored Oreos.
Settle down, Satan.
@@stormisuedonym4599 Due to working from home because of COVID-19, this year I am mailing my co-workers realistic fake spiders. I am paying extra to ensure delivery on April 1st because I care.
I can only imagine how nasty Oreos would taste if they had mayonnaise instead of cream.
@@DC4260Productions I'm evil. 👹
Awe I was waiting for the one tarte cosmetics pulled a few years ago. They revealed a new eyeshadow palette with blue and green eyeshadows and called it the “icy betch” palette. It looked awesome and everyone got pumped for it. Then tarte revealed it was only a prank and people were pissed. Tarte had only released boring neutral palettes before and people were very excited. This caused tarte to rush production on a really shit version of the palette they had presented due for release the next year, and I bought it. 🤣 the packaging was reused from a different product, and it had a sticker over the front with “icy betch” on it. I could barely use the shadows because they’re so patchy. And it was 22 dollars.
I agree with Danny, damn those corporate company corporations
That black and white silent screen bit was absolutely legendary! Instant LOL! Possibly fatal if extended into an hour or more of Simon walking back and forth occasionally script slapping, though. After a half an hour of laughing that hard, I'd be mindlessly giggling in the feotal position, drooling on the floor...
Simon: Make fun of the Queen, we don't care
Englishmen everywhere spill their tea in sudden indignation
What a waste of tea!!!
Wasted tea is an abomination!
I mean honestly us Americans would probably care more because we love her 😂
I'm English, Lizzie n the whole clan are total fair game..........(side note, not all of us drink tea. It's a vile disgusting thing)........
@@davidharshman7645 Remember that time entire barrels of tea were thrown into the river?
The best April Fools day prank I remember was on April 1st, 1980 in Darmstadt Germany. A conversation between two Sergeants was overheard by one of the heavier drinkers in the Unit, that there was a fire that day at the PX on base, which had spread to the Class Six Store where Liquor was sold. Upon hearing that, the Soldier took off running across base, along with a couple of his drinking buddies who was wondering what was up, lol. Needless to say....
I too am also from Rotherham... It is a wonderful place! It has an excellent bus station which allows you to leave with great efficiency, and any visit to Rotherham will remind you that your life could be much worse! 😂
The best thing to come out of Warrington, the A49.
I'm a real life friend of Danny and I have also been to the Taco Bell in Rotherham. I can confirm that it is dog breakfast.
The fact that Simon is British and just pronounced “Rotherham” like THAT???
Everyone knows it's pronounced RTHM.
I'm Canadian and I was thinking "Isn't it like, ruthrm?"
Not just me then, was genuinely thinking he was on about somewhere else in Yorkshire i didn't know
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Yes, I am suspicious of his RP (received pronunciation). I don't think he's British and is trying pretty hard. Nearly every one of his videos contains something subtly dodgy. He doesn't sound European. Canadian?
It's with unmitigated joy that I click the link to see the latest Business Blaze video, three times a week is a lot, but I'm greedy and want MOAH! :D
:)
Crack on before we get buttered
What is 'moah'? I know you were going for the sound of someone damaged shouting "More" but More is a real thing, at least relative to a lesser thing, allegedly, and Moah is not. "Mowah" is what you should have said. But then I'd give you shit for creating a more credible word that also pointed to nothing. Because 'think before you alliterate'.
People are weird about the liberty Bell lol. When I was a kid you could walk up an touch it until some crazy person attacked it with a hammer.
that person really hated liberty
@@brainblaze6526 ...or bells.
Some crazy person he? A friend?
Said person probably paused before hitting the bell with a hammer.
"Make fun of the Queen, we don't care."
The Spiffing Brit has entered the chat.
Danny, I too have never owned a single Lego. But I had a TON of Hot Wheels, which is partially how I learned my colors. My Mum: "OK Holly, here comes the purple one...." Though we needed the giant Crayola box set to get magenta, raw sienna, burnt orange, etc :-) My much missed Gram crocheted me an afghan in purple & magenta as those were my 2 fave colors prior to my Goth phase
That was NOT... a spaceship, LOL! Also, I love your air-drums used for jokes and puns. Epic.
A bulb that swallows all light is called a black hole, you were describing a black hole 😅
Check i-Hole v A-Hole.
hudson campbell Unfortunately in the area it swallows the light, it also destroys everything. So like your room will be dark, but your room will also not exist anymore. But it doesn’t swallows the light from outside the event horizont.
Julian Gough 'The iHole'. A short story. A bit hard to get after litigation from Apple and Mr Ive.
Do not buy the Microsoft rip off the aHole!
@@juzoli Technically, you can't say it destroys anything... since the only thing that we know about what happens inside of a black hole is that it's not possible to be outside of a black hole and know what happens inside of it.
R3 The current leading hypthesis about black hole is that you cannot retrieve information about it. The only thing coming out of it is the Hawking radiation, which is completely random, and doesn’t depend on what has fallen into the black hole.
So yes, black hole is the closest thing science knows to actually irreversibly destroy anything.
simon, don't blame siri! it told you EXACTLY what you asked for. what the national debt IS. you didn't ask how much it was, but what it was xD
Fucking computers, always taking shit so literally.
Psh, everyone knows Chicago is actually in Detroit.
As some from Detroit-ish; no, it's not... yet. (The urban sprawl has almost eaten Ann Arbor, so we're about a tenth of the way there, as the crow flies.)
I-it's supposed to be a joke.
Detroit is fictional.
The look of delight on Simon's face when Siri almost answered him was only matched by the crestfallen look moments later
Simon and Siri: a love story?
Jessica Seyfried I would so watch this in IMAX
Best episode yet!!! Couldn't have been posted at a better time. We all need a good laugh-- maybe this will inspire a new round of award winning pranks???
These just get better and better! Excellent work all round: Danny is a proper Savage, Sam's editing/additions are both on point and Simon is the best version out of all the channels. Kudos guys!
Also, if you like April Fools & tools check out the Veritas tool company - They've done a few (actually going so far as to make fully functional tools) that walked the fine line between the absurd and a genius invention everyone immediately wants!
Thanks :)
Thanks for all your channels. They’re very entertaining and informative. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for watching :)
Savage Danny best Danny.
always.
The big problem with April Fools jokes on the Internet is timing. Some show up on March 31st for some people, and they often stick around long afterwards. So they don't work for just the day intended.
One year I reversed the door knob on the door to my brother's bedroom. Nobody noticed until April 2nd. So much April 1st being perfect birthday for tricksters such as myself.
Now what is Simon gonna do come April 1? An upside down video? Danny reading what Simon wrote? TIFO video here and BB there?
I know. He''ll earnestly talk about the invasion plans of the lizard people, quoting facts and numbers.
All of 0.1% population will be happy if Netflix starts streaming @8K
Thought you might have mentioned when a british television program did a documentary about the Spaghetti growing trees!.
Nah, that one was epic. These were fails.
David Hancox I remember seeing it on first transmission. Totally had me fooled, but I was only 5. Genius.
I just about fell tf out at the silent film bit. GOLD. Pure gold.
A welcome break from the endless covid-19 bad news.
I could do a video all about corona beer. Still would get demonetised ;)
I was born and raised in the USSR and had Legos, many, many Legos... whiskey tango foxtrot Simon
Ulvana Tatyana Fyodor?
I am a huge fan of all of Simon's channels and this channel is my absolute favorite :) I love the free nature of it and bonus fact - it is informative:)
Thanks :)
Danny is absolutely RIPPING into companies, damn, man.
lol I feel like Apple saw one of Simon’s BB vids and formed a team dedicated to somehow making his extra-ordinarily shite
They must have. How could it be SO shite otherwise??
No clue, they’d probably need a separate algorithm to parse what you’re asking and then generate an answer that is off _just_ enough to be completely useless
oh Siri 😂 😂😂 really took you on a roller coaster there!
Aaaa.... Coronavirus, the best prank they ever pulled.
I love this relaxed-Simon so much! I would love to go bar-hopping with this guy!
:D
Why do I feel that we are all part of Danny’s therapy?
It is uncanny how much better I feel after hearing Simon read one of his scripts.
Sharing this on everything I can, you guys are creating thre exact silly content we all need!
:)
Damn Danny. Who did this to you? It'll be ok.
My favorite april fools was the 8-bit Google Maps from 2012... that brought back many fond memories of SNES JRPGs lol
I'm in love with Simon. Don't tell my hubby. Can't wait to watch, since I am one of only 20 in the office today! #covid19
These April fool's jokes were hilarious!
It'd be so nice if people could see the harmless & lighter side of life.
No one was hurt and *that* is key for the best jokes, imo.