BOY I told you me and freya are in the process of making balder 2.0 go be a virgin somewhere else while I mash ⭕️ and here take these earplugs it’s gonna be loud
After seen Freya fighting so fierce to revenge her son's death I'm convinced she's the type of woman won't give up so easy until she gets what she wants desperately, and that is "YOU OWE ME A SON KRATOS"
@@maolenvinpelaez2199 the Blade of Olympus is Aphrodite's toy, it can't even make a new spartan out of nowhere like Kratos can (we also have proof of that, it's called *BOI* )
It would have been nice to actually see Faye and Kratos being happy together. Kratos was just depressed and quiet in all three flashbacks, making me wonder if she ever loved him and only married him to fulfill prophecy.
*Kratos : "Freya?"* *Freya : "I know what I am asking. Just.. Sleep with me?"* *(In case if people didn't know, Freya was also the goddess of love, lust and fertility)*
Kratos: Loki goes, but Atreus remains. Freya: No, they're both gone. But we will definitely be making a new boi. Now help me finish drawing this circle.
@@DanielZH I’m just glad I didn’t grow up during batttle royal era. Aka Fortnite era. I grew up with all the great games fucking loved it back then man. Especially the god of war series. Spider-Man series. Simpsons, sims, family guy, prototype 1 and 2, splinter cell, and so many more. Sorry can’t think any that much rn busy driving 🤣🫡
@@DeadSharkOG Same haha, Still, I don't like BR games, I don't say they are bad or anything, they're not my type! Though I play more MP games these days, but my preferred mode is Story games, I recently started Mass effect (Hadn't a chance to play it before) and what a game it is!
Kratos: "Atreus, we were just uh-"
Freya: "Doing our taxes."
Kratos: "EXACTLY!"
Are you sure?
Lol...Wait one second, gods don't do taxes?
Atreus gonna ask Thrud that one day
@@Kingofleos822 she's gunna be asking him to do some taxes.
@@LisaAnn777 😂😂😂😂 doing taxes wth the ⭕ button over her head 😭😭😭😭
Atreus: can I sleep here tonight?
Kratos: no.
*kratos standing up for 2 minutes*
*no*
😂😂😂
Well it’s the last time he would see his son according to the prophecy.
Idk why I thought a circle button would appear on him too. 😂😂😂
Kratos: no i m busy boy
"Dad, I figured this would happen."
"I have been thinking boy, I must teach you, the CIRCLE BUTTON."
@@miawallace2728 pressing button engages in s*x
@@ashruttrivedi7467 I know
AYO!!!!!
Gotta teach him about the ⭕️
Iegends has it, only people as strong as gods will learn and master this technique
Atreus: THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE
242 likes no comments lemme fix that fr
258 likes and 1 comment Lemme fix that frfr
262 now
Let's all fix that
Hi Daniel
Atreus: wtf
@@DanielZH 💀💀💀💀💀
@@DanielZH nigga tf
@@DanielZH wait til he try that with Thrud too 😂😂😂😂
Kratos: well that is what we are doing boi
“Boy, its time you learned the ⭕️ manoeuvre. You must learn it to become a man”
"The circle ends here, we must be better."
-Kratos to Baldur's mom
😂😂
💀😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"Cycle"
Kratos owe a new son for Freya
That's a positive thought :)
@@DanielZH so that means they need to get to fucking than
Or 2 daughters.
The circle of life💀
N E W B O I
Kratos: "I took your child. _The least I can do is grant you another."_
Freya: "What?"
Kratos: "What?"
What?
What!
What?!
BOY I told you me and freya are in the process of making balder 2.0 go be a virgin somewhere else while I mash ⭕️ and here take these earplugs it’s gonna be loud
@@Nomadgammer”What even are earplugs?”
How the actual pits of hellheim is Freya feet not cold
It actually becomes blue-ish when she walks and red-ish when she stops walking! Really interesting 🤔
@@DanielZH oh that’s cool
legit she got the most calluses for a woman on earth.She should still do onlyfans tho.
It's probably magic like The one Odin used on Atreus When he goes to hellheim with thrud and Heimdall
shoes don't exist in norway
Kratos gave freya the ol Aphrodite special
Even more ironic is freya is the goddess of love as well I think or I’m wrong 😂
@darksage2233 Why is their one person being the god of 8 things💀
Next thing I know, Kratos arrives in Egypt and becomes the KING!💀
Come on bro press ⭕️
I did 😁
@@DanielZH nah what mod
@@toxifarate9612 god mode
😂😂😂😂
666 likes. Printed
"THE WORLD IS SHAKING, RAGNAROK IS APPROACHING.....in Master Kratos tent??"
Kratos: I killed his Son. Now, It's my responsibility to give him a new one 💀
yes!
Her*
HIM?!?!?!
Her
Sus
“I only did it for the hacksliver! I swear!”
In the old version, he did it for xp. In the new version, he is now a whore
"Freya, wanna see some Jormungandr?"
😂😂🤙🤙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
Moog tay OOOOOOM!
🤣🤣🤣
Nice one 😄
@@SeansLipSyncingSockLOOOOOO KIIIII YAAAAAA
Kratos: Quiet boi. I am reviving what I have taken from her
😄
Kratos: GET OUT BOI, I am making you another sister.
Atreus: Sister?
Kratos: It’s a long story.
😆 Lol
*Another* sister… it’s a long story… *Kratos sweats looking at his ashen skin as a reminder*
😂😂😂
na it's gonna be another Boi....and this time this boy gonna get hard discipline
@@sleepywalker87 “another sister” thst is better instead of “a sister” 😅😂🤣
Freya: Show me your spear of destiny spartan!
lol
The Spear of Destiny is the one with Jesus’ blood on it
This would have secured it's place as game of the year
Of course 😊
Naw it wouldn't. But man we would have raised hell.
Unfortunately, Bill Clinton won game of the year.
@@portiforowest3361 Ok
Definitely would have
"It's time BOYYYYY"
⭕️❌️⏹️🔼⤴️
I remember. You collect a lot of red orbs ^^
Freya: Does he know?
Kratos: I have not taught him the woo
That 'woo' discussion with mimir was the cringiest moment in any game I've ever played
@@Gamercade1205?
@@Gamercade1205?
*Atreus walks to kratos tent* "Hey, Dad.. Can you tell me a stor-"
All Boy heard that night:
"I'M GREEK NIGGA"
more like ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
"That is when I realized, it was only just a dream...."
Atreus: can I sleep with you guys ?
Kratos: no
Freya: no
Freya: You owe me a new son
After seen Freya fighting so fierce to revenge her son's death I'm convinced she's the type of woman won't give up so easy until she gets what she wants desperately, and that is "YOU OWE ME A SON KRATOS"
We talkin r@pe here? God damn bro.
😂😂😂😂
Damn I heard that last part in her voice.
Kratos: "Boy... what is your take on stepsisters?"
Freya : Show me the Spartan rage !!
Mimir: Let the Rage of Spartan feel your vein brothe.
Kratos probably has a big blade
@@DanielZH yeah
@@wisekong6371 surpasses even the Blade of Olympus
@@maolenvinpelaez2199 the Blade of Olympus is Aphrodite's toy, it can't even make a new spartan out of nowhere like Kratos can (we also have proof of that, it's called *BOI* )
It takes a real "entertainer" (as the trophies call it) to sleep on what Freya said
What he doing?
@@Scorpion-fire15 entertaining
Kratos giving Freya the Aphrodite treatment
And I just got past the Aphrodite part in GoW 3
WHATS HAPPENING TO THE GROUND IS DAD USING SPARTAN RAGE 🤣🤣🤣
Freya: is this the spartan rage?!!
Did you know that Kratos is a gentleman? He actually take Freya out on a date, sightseeing, collect flowers and then dinner?
YES
On which video send me
@@miawallace2728 not a video. It's 2 of the side quests back to back. "Nine Realms in Bloom" and "Across the Realms".
It would have been nice to actually see Faye and Kratos being happy together. Kratos was just depressed and quiet in all three flashbacks, making me wonder if she ever loved him and only married him to fulfill prophecy.
@@johnleonard9102 who faye
For one moment, I thought the “circle button” was going to appear above Atreus
Atreus: Why is there a circle button over Freya?
Kratos:😏
Me: 😅lol, yeah! Uuhh, like old times huh?
Me: *already smashing O once I heard the word sleep
@@DanielZH and Thrud 💀
@@Swift049 AND sif....
@@DanielZH Ah yes please💀
Well you know what they say "old wood dies hard"😂😂😂
Many vases were broken that night.
Forget the boat Kratos was rocking the whole bridge that night. 😂😂😂
kratos : mimir
mimir :yes brother
kratos : have you ever taught atreus how to........ "woo"
Kratos: No, but I will soon. Boy must learn the ways of the circle button.
Quick reminder that Freya is the Norse gods ' version of Aphrodite.
Goddess of love and fertility, among many others...
WHELP THAT MAKES SENSE. IT'S GOD OF WAR 3 ALL OVER AGAIN.
YOU OWE ME A SON 😂😂😂
If only, I always wondered what tha "⭕️" interaction would look like wit Norse Kratos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freya: Let your rage of rode drive you, Kratos!
Kratos: Hmmm
Atreus: what the helheim are you doing?
Time to pay that debt, Kratos...
Atreus: “Hey, can i slee- WOAH IS THAT JORMUNGANDR?!?!?!”
"Boyyyy!" "I was in the middle of something"
Wow 10 likes, I'm sure that's more than I usually get, thank u😊
Uhhm. There's something in the middle, Father.
Congratulations to 6K 🍻
Thanks babajun 😀
Atreus: What is it?
Kratos: C*m boy.
Wait wha…
Press circle for a fun time just like in Greece
Kratos about to unleash his world serpent
Atreus : can i sleep here tonight.
Kratos continue to press O 💀
Underrated comment bruv 😂🎉
ignoring atreus💀
I ain't never thought of that🤣💯
Kratos: "There are consequences to using the ⭕️."
Atreus: "Why? How do you know? How do you know?!!"
Atreus: I guess im going to be a big brother now.
Atreus: Can I sleep here tonight?
Kratos: ⭕
💀
Atreus: Father, why do I see a circle button above angreborda?
Kratos: ….
Kratos: "Boy, you are ready."
This short is very funny, I simple love it 😂
the ol mini games bring back memories
*Kratos : "Freya?"*
*Freya : "I know what I am asking. Just.. Sleep with me?"*
*(In case if people didn't know, Freya was also the goddess of love, lust and fertility)*
God of War Ghost of Sparta, they were just diving to Kratos and they even gave an item i think and a lot of red orbs.
The flashbacks….
Freya:And Kratos your tent is to the right.
CoryxKenshin:Nah I’m looking for where your tent is😏
Atreus: Father how do i wooo
Kratos: Come boy we must continue your training
Mimir : Lift with your waist,brother
Atreus : He knows
Mimir : Just trying to be helpful
*Circle appears on Atreus*
Kratos: Hmmmm
no, no no no no no no no no no no no no NO
NOOOOO ew
Kratos: just dream
Atreus: can i sleep with you
Kratos: ok
Atreus: Can i sleep here tonight
Developer: i think we put wrong code but who cares
Freya: “Uh… is this the Spartan Rage?” 😳
Yeah long and strong one 😂
i feel pain seeing Freya walk through snow barefoot
Me too 🥶
Those two guys getting back to the roots of Spartan
Bolder 101 was created that day
“Atreus pay attention! This is how to woo.”
Atreus:FBI open up
😁
Mimir: i dont want a back view.
PRESS INTENSIFIES
Santa Monica we want the old Kratos with circle back!!!
Wait a minute so we getting another mini Baldur? 😂
The fact they turn out to have feelings for each other.
Kratos was just fapping away at the thought of Freya, the price you gotta pay when you killed her son 😆
“Can I sleep here tonight”
“No”
“Just…Sleep on it?”
Me: AYO WHAT THE FU**?! EWWWWW
My friend: 😏
Kratos: Loki goes, but Atreus remains.
Freya: No, they're both gone. But we will definitely be making a new boi. Now help me finish drawing this circle.
Atreus: Dad... What is that noise?
Kratos: It's the circle button, Atreus.
Atreus: Like that thing with Aphrodi-
Kratos: SILENCE, BOY!
imagine she said
"kratos our tent is to the left"
Ahhh the old days 🤣
Atreus: oh boi
In his defense, he owes her a child
Kratos: There Are Consequences For Having Sex With Goddess!
Atreus: Why? How Do You Know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
BOI! Your new mother has survived the ⭕️
Only OG,S UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U CLICK THE BUTTON
i remember the maids and servants from gow3
I remember it wasn't pleasant for whoever was on the recieving end of the circle button animation...
Just ask colliape.
Bold of you to assume the majority don't know that already 😜
@@My6119 tell me pls (never played nor follow gow)
@@necro5430 well don't forget Aphrodite......
Kratos snake awoke from the dead💀☠️☠️
If David Jaffe directed this game It would be an option haha.
Kratos: "we were just uhm eh hmm oh talking about tommorow"
Freya: "I thought you were sleeping"
Atreus: "can I sleep here tonight"
Kratos: " sure "
Atreus: Can I sleep here tonight? So you don't bear a brother. Please
Atreus:can I sleep here tonight
Kratos:fuck off boy
Im so glad ragnarok memes have revived the circle button's true purpose. Hope in the next game they will pay homage to it.
Atreus: Can I Sleep Here Tonight
Kratos: No Freya Already Booked This Place
freya: who is aphrodite?
kratos: don't worry about it.
If you know you know but for the ones who haven’t played Old God of war games 😐
@@DanielZH I’m just glad I didn’t grow up during batttle royal era. Aka Fortnite era. I grew up with all the great games fucking loved it back then man. Especially the god of war series. Spider-Man series. Simpsons, sims, family guy, prototype 1 and 2, splinter cell, and so many more. Sorry can’t think any that much rn busy driving 🤣🫡
@@DeadSharkOG Same haha, Still, I don't like BR games, I don't say they are bad or anything, they're not my type!
Though I play more MP games these days, but my preferred mode is Story games, I recently started Mass effect (Hadn't a chance to play it before) and what a game it is!