[OLD] THE WORST GAME EVER MADE - Caddicarus

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
  • I'm serious. This is the worst game ever made. Thank you, Cerys, for making me buy this. I never looked back.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus  10 лет назад +2045

    Well, holy fucking shit. This is my first ever video to breach 1,000,000+ total views. I'm completely speechless. I don't know what to say at all other than thank you to each and every one of you for clicking on this video out of curiosity, rewatching this a few times, or even following me from the very early days and watching this like any other upload from me. Thank you so much, everyone - this wouldn't have been possible without any of you. Much loves to you all, and keep being awesome - and here's to the next 1,000,000-viewed-video!

  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus  10 лет назад +2523

    THIS VIDEO IS EXPLODING! Thanks so much for watching, everyone! A new view count record for the books, for sure - especially in less than 2 days!

  • @pepesilvia429
    @pepesilvia429 8 лет назад +1348

    I know I probably shouldn't mention this, but there's a dalmations 4 for the wii.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 8 лет назад +97

      is it by phoenix games?

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 8 лет назад +90

      randomguy6679 yup.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 8 лет назад +109

      +I killed Keny 53 good god

    • @Captainoob
      @Captainoob 8 лет назад +56

      Omg seriously?

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 8 лет назад +58

      Captainoob yeah, and I tried it. It's even worst than dalmations 3.

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 6 лет назад +624

    At least the CDI games had fluent animation and clear voices....
    YES THIS GAME MADE ME DEFEND CDI

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 4 года назад +11

      I’m so sorry

    • @icebrorottenmushroom1817
      @icebrorottenmushroom1817 4 года назад +11

      I would rather go to school in summer than playing this game

    • @TheIrkenEmpire420
      @TheIrkenEmpire420 4 года назад +38

      I'd rather play the Zelda and Mario CDI Games than this. And they were used in RUclips Poops so they were funny after 2007.

    • @RineYFD
      @RineYFD 3 года назад +15

      At least you can call them 'games'

    • @alijahaskew4644
      @alijahaskew4644 3 года назад +7

      Plus at least you can hear some effort in the voices. There isn't a LOT of effort, but still.

  • @tadhgoshea4037
    @tadhgoshea4037 8 лет назад +1883

    This is the 1st caddicarus episode I ever saw and he's made me laugh ever since

  • @Rainkit
    @Rainkit 8 лет назад +477

    I love how you can hear the crow's voice actor slowly give up on everything.

    • @Knute360cool
      @Knute360cool 7 лет назад +5

      No shit Sherlock

    • @muhperson9094
      @muhperson9094 10 месяцев назад

      @@Knute360coolpussy

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Knute360cool i'm going to like and reply to this so that you remember your past

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 7 лет назад +1146

    Looks like the type of game you'd get for Christmas by accident

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 7 лет назад +80

      Imagine you're like 12 and your grandma gets you this cuz she doesn't know shit about games and she knows you like Dalmatians.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 6 лет назад +13

      Specifically targeting uninformed consumers.

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 6 лет назад +3

      I would seriously be upset about this.

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 5 лет назад

      @@karawithgun8148 I'd probably poison her tea.

    • @unorthodoxic4691
      @unorthodoxic4691 4 года назад +1

      No, the person who gave you this for Christmas knew what they were doing...

  • @FearMonarch
    @FearMonarch 3 года назад +274

    I know caddy hates this video now as hes grown a ton, but theres still some comedy gold here
    "Draw me like one of your french girls" still makes me choke on my drink 7 years later

    • @irarelyupload6930
      @irarelyupload6930 2 года назад +16

      Honestly he is just as cringey now as he was then haha. So Idk why he is embarrassed over the older videos.

    • @lilylove925
      @lilylove925 2 года назад +30

      @@irarelyupload6930 it’s refined cringe now but before it’s unfiltered cringe

    • @gidofter_lukge
      @gidofter_lukge 2 года назад +14

      @@irarelyupload6930 Mostly the production value I guess

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 Год назад +3

      I think his older videos are funnier. He still makes good content he just isn't as consistently funny in my opinion.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Год назад +10

      i don't see a big difference in style in his videos. i would agree though in general the overall quality has improved. i'd still say there's a lot to get out of these old ones too.

  • @JoeytheJoeyX3
    @JoeytheJoeyX3 9 лет назад +1885

    "Um, excuse me, sir. Those are not a singular whole cake, umhm, no. They are. I think you'll find. In fact. Actually. BISCUITS."

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 9 лет назад +31

      JoeytheJoeyX3 Yes, thank you for telling us what he says in the video.

    • @JoeytheJoeyX3
      @JoeytheJoeyX3 9 лет назад +74

      Unshaved Stuff
      And thank you for the backhanded compliment.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 9 лет назад +20

      JoeytheJoeyX3 Thank you for upvoting yourself.

    • @JoeytheJoeyX3
      @JoeytheJoeyX3 9 лет назад +48

      No problem. I'll upvote you too!
      Uhh... at this point I don't really know where this joke is going. Um...
      Care to share a couple vodka spritzers?

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 9 лет назад +21

      JoeytheJoeyX3 Thank you for offering me that but I don't drink.

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose 10 лет назад +3210

    And if it's your birthday today, then I also have a birthday coming up.

  • @schalasmagic
    @schalasmagic 7 лет назад +667

    This looks like a Dingo Pictures movie. The voice acting sounds about the same.

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 7 лет назад +83

      Schala Magus well, yeah, it is.

    • @silenceenigma587
      @silenceenigma587 7 лет назад +113

      It actually is a Dingo Pictures movie

    • @schalasmagic
      @schalasmagic 7 лет назад +18

      I know, I realize that now.

    • @Giuan
      @Giuan 5 лет назад +31

      Schala Magus Because it is! Phoenix released Dingo Pictures’ movies as video games

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 4 года назад +4

      I think it is

  • @remem95
    @remem95 6 лет назад +247

    “Der Inhalt einer Leberworscht bleibt für immer unerforscht“ Dingo actually referenced this in another of their movies on a sign in the background.
    Yes Dingo pictures uses self referential humor. Let that sink in.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 года назад +26

      The Dingo Pictures Cinematic Universe

    • @Shinx990
      @Shinx990 3 года назад +18

      What does that sink want now?

    • @spongefan155
      @spongefan155 3 года назад +5

      @@Shinx990 That Sink: Hey Let Me In I Want Sweeties I Know You're In There I Want Sweeties

    • @spongefan155
      @spongefan155 3 года назад +2

      @@crimsondynamo615 You're Too Powerful To Live

    • @task_failer8223
      @task_failer8223 3 года назад +4

      It’s German and as a German I’m insulted

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 8 лет назад +1072

    The voice actors are clearly germans who try to sound british. the name "Tüpfelchen" was pronounced perfectly, a thing that you usually cannot do if you didn't grow up having german as your mothertounge

    • @TheGeem1
      @TheGeem1 8 лет назад +71

      there is actually a german cd version of the film. i got it when i was 5 for 2 bucks and knew already how bad it was

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 8 лет назад +14

      LuriTV 18:15

    • @elroyscout
      @elroyscout 7 лет назад +85

      LuriTV also the police are labeled Polezi and green, which to even someone who speaks only English... that screams Germany as hard as brautworst and copious amounts of beer

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +5

      Christopher OBrien and green? You mean the cars were green?

    • @APerson-ws4cw
      @APerson-ws4cw 7 лет назад +6

      dingo pictures! We are tracking them down!

  • @BVBfanEllena666
    @BVBfanEllena666 8 лет назад +363

    For years I convinced myself that this "game" was a weird ass dream I had when I was younger because no one I talked to remembered it, now I remember the true horror of my childhood X'D I only remembered the "Lick and stick" scene and it was bugging me for ages until I forgot about it. Watching this video gave me a fair few flashbacks XD

  • @famous305matrix
    @famous305matrix 8 лет назад +406

    Yeah, that's the way it wazzzzuh

    • @KlonoaFan64
      @KlonoaFan64 8 лет назад +25

      UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE!

    • @hhg3781
      @hhg3781 8 лет назад

      Douglas Levi

    • @Sam0Sat0
      @Sam0Sat0 7 лет назад +8

      The Police Man will be mad as Hel-
      Oh,that was cloase

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 года назад +1

      *ZUH!*

  • @crimsonclaw2245
    @crimsonclaw2245 4 года назад +201

    And here I am in 2020, still rewatching this masterpiece of a review

    • @gun_n_games8019
      @gun_n_games8019 2 года назад +4

      2022 my man, how you been? Lol

    • @crimsonclaw2245
      @crimsonclaw2245 2 года назад +2

      @@gun_n_games8019 Doing great, still rewatching every year

    • @QuarterAlive
      @QuarterAlive 2 года назад +2

      @@crimsonclaw2245 2243 here how you all doing?

    • @christheleavittman7080
      @christheleavittman7080 7 месяцев назад +2

      The bricks are still here!

    • @exluvrx
      @exluvrx 7 месяцев назад

      i watched this on my tablet im now 21
      @@christheleavittman7080

  • @cloyster5995
    @cloyster5995 9 лет назад +386

    That animation
    THAT FUCKING ANIMATION
    I've seen it at those tv's at clothing stores to entertain kids

    • @bucket9486
      @bucket9486 9 лет назад +26

      Holy shit, I did too.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 лет назад +16

      I used to think SatAM was the low point of animation, guess not...

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 9 лет назад

      I think i know why that game was sooooo sloooow and got sooooo hot...

    • @prossnip42
      @prossnip42 9 лет назад +1

      ReizeFTW what are you talking about. those are studio gibli compare to this shit

    • @InsanityCyber
      @InsanityCyber 9 лет назад +14

      ReizeFTW You think clothing stores for kids was that bad of a place to show at? I saw some of this shit's stuff IN THE FAIR!!! I... shit you not. I saw some of these disasterpieces one time at the fair in my region at one of those funhouses... I don't remember how long ago, but I knew when I was a kid, something was shitilly suspicious about it. I feel so bad for whoever spent any amount of time at the fair to watch some of this ass-animation for their whole experience of the fair that year.

  • @Channeleven2345789
    @Channeleven2345789 10 лет назад +172

    Here's some info on Phoenix Games.
    -They've were active from 2003-2009
    -Their first game (presumably) was Shoot for the Playstation
    -They've mainly targeted the Playstation and PS2 for games
    -They've frequently collaborated with Dingo Pictures
    -They've boasted that they could create/release games in the shortest amount of time needed
    -They were based in the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Asia
    -It's assumed that they've gone bankrupt in 2009
    -The reason these games were never slated for copyright infringement was because they were a low profile company
    -The company operated out of an apartment complex in the UK.
    -The founder was possibly Paul Share

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 9 лет назад +5

      With the abominations they made, it's no surprise they went bankrupt. I'm surprised they even were around for that long. The people who decided that Dalmations 3 was a good game should be shot. The disc overheats within a short period of time and could damage your PS2. Sony's biggest mistake ever was letting these retards port their pieces of shit to the PlayStation.

    • @Channeleven2345789
      @Channeleven2345789 9 лет назад +9

      michael hall Actually, I believe the bankruptcy came about either due to Sony cutting them off or due to a lack of profit once consumers caught on to their marketing.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 9 лет назад +5

      deenapeter Yep. That's what I meant. Sony made the sensible decision by cutting them off. All of their games were giant pieces of crap. They'll damage your PS2 if you play any of them. You ever hear of glitches that'll break your game? Well these abominations are glitches that'll break your entire console.

    • @Channeleven2345789
      @Channeleven2345789 9 лет назад +2

      michael hall Totally. It's sad that the PS2 was the dumping ground for games from numerous bad companies.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 9 лет назад +5

      deenapeter Unfortunately, that's true. I think it made up for having some of the best games, though. Persona 3 & 4. Final Fantasy X. Kingdom Hearts 1 &2. GTA Vice City and San Andreas.

  • @Simonsssssssss
    @Simonsssssssss 8 лет назад +291

    If you look up Dingo Pictures, you'll find more masterpiece cartoons like this one

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 7 лет назад +172

    No joke
    Every time I watch this video, I pause it after he asks us to grab some popcorn and actually fix some
    because what follows next is an _experience_

  • @coolcapybara1587
    @coolcapybara1587 8 лет назад +219

    My first ever Caddicarus video- memories flood to me whenever I see this. YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO ENTICE ME TO THE REST OF YOUR CHANNEL WHICH WAS A GOOD MOVE :3

  • @LeatherIceCream
    @LeatherIceCream 10 лет назад +87

    The cartoon sorta did feel like a cartoon creepypasta actually, with its poor quality and sound. Just add hyper realistic blood and it would have been a perfect example.

    • @xxxLeromexxx
      @xxxLeromexxx 10 лет назад +19

      Yuriofwind would be proud of that comment.

  • @fise8299
    @fise8299 7 лет назад +307

    This game is so bad even the PS2 can't even take it!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 7 лет назад +22

      The PS2 was trying to destroy it. The console deserves to play actual games.

    • @TheRockruffWhoCries
      @TheRockruffWhoCries 4 года назад

      My reaction to the game is the same to your pic. (I'm not making fun of you. I like your pic.)

    • @mintstar3703
      @mintstar3703 3 года назад +2

      If these games weren’t bootlegs, I don’t know what they are.

  • @JunohNebula
    @JunohNebula 2 года назад +42

    Every so often I remember this piece of comedy gold and come back to it for some much needed laughs. Old or not, good comedy never gets old.

  • @RockyGems
    @RockyGems 8 лет назад +631

    Jeez, I've seen middle schoolers make better cartoons in MS Paint!

    • @MwIntinct
      @MwIntinct 8 лет назад +1

      Preach!

    • @JimmyJonJillakers
      @JimmyJonJillakers 8 лет назад

      Like Homestuck?

    • @alexanderhoughton5823
      @alexanderhoughton5823 8 лет назад

      +Becca Olson kid that has to reply to everything they don't agree on and can't punctuate properly.

    • @porqupyne1493
      @porqupyne1493 8 лет назад +3

      alexander houghton person who apparently didn't realize i was copying the format of their comment and as such used punctuation as it would've been used
      and apparently can't capitalize properly

    • @codythefox7612
      @codythefox7612 8 лет назад

      +Rocky Gems I draw goddam better IRL!!! (I did my profile pic BTW)

  • @tonyoik1012
    @tonyoik1012 10 лет назад +85

    This shit aired in Greece (i should know,im greek) as an actual cartoon program. Even as a kid i thought it was fucking horrific. And 12 years later,i find out THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A MOTHERFUCKING CGI MOVIE RIPPED FROM A FUCKING VIDEOGAME DISK? So let me get this straight. This cartoon was a feature in a videogame. As in 'videogame disk'. SO THEY FUCKING RIPPED THE CARTOON PORTION OF THE VIDEOGAME AND AIRED IT AS AN ACTUAL AND ORIGINAL KIDS SHOW? *insert jontron reaction pic here*

  • @superzilla784
    @superzilla784 6 лет назад +63

    16:12 That was a perfect place for the SpongeBob meme, "Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT! I want all of you TO LOOK AT IT!"

  • @epsilonthedragon1249
    @epsilonthedragon1249 6 лет назад +580

    Hey Caddy. Have you ever heard of the YEE meme? The one that originated from some talking dinosaurs?
    Phoenix Games made that dinosaur cartoon.
    Review it please?

  • @Scarfulhu
    @Scarfulhu 10 лет назад +144

    I would write a really witty comment about this game, but all I can really say is...
    oh.

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 10 лет назад +3

      Meh. Witty enough.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 7 лет назад +2

      Scarfulhu this is three years old, but fuckkkkking hell, when r you gonna expose yourself to these travesties birthed from our infamous friends over at Phoenix Games & Dingo Pictures???!!!!

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 5 лет назад

      So we're Not gonna Talk about How Phoenix is German?Or went Bankcrupt in 2009?

  • @purpgurp
    @purpgurp 8 лет назад +238

    The seizure having bunny almost made me choke on ice cream. Go thing it was Dreyers.

    • @Flint_YT
      @Flint_YT 5 лет назад +3

      there was a slight laughing noise playing over the bunny, just caddy didn't hear it

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 лет назад

      You could hear its laugh but you can bearly hear it

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 5 лет назад

      How does one choke on icecream?

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад

      Why was it even laughing??

    • @Galaxyzzz__
      @Galaxyzzz__ 4 года назад

      I heard the laugh it was suttle

  • @Sleep_leaf
    @Sleep_leaf 8 лет назад +145

    "The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery." - Random dog no one cares about.

  • @firstsurname8931
    @firstsurname8931 7 лет назад +126

    "Dalmatians 3
    Explore in RUclips Gaming"
    No thanks

  • @noba4160
    @noba4160 8 лет назад +287

    ONCE I DECIDED TO GET INVOLVED I WAS CONSISTANT

    • @EntertainmentFilms26
      @EntertainmentFilms26 8 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @abdipfy
      @abdipfy 8 лет назад +26

      ITS JUST A... SIMPLE MATHEMATICS!

    • @Zekrom569
      @Zekrom569 8 лет назад +4

      ...with a little bit of calculus :P

    • @abdipfy
      @abdipfy 8 лет назад +1

      XP Im going into 7th grade.

    • @dovely6431
      @dovely6431 8 лет назад +10

      IT'S JUST A SSSSSSSIMPLE MATHEMATICS!

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 7 лет назад +716

    *L I C K*
    *A N D*
    *S T I C K*

    • @sssjs08
      @sssjs08 7 лет назад +26

      Ethanopia L I CK A N D S T I C K

    • @PuffyOne1898
      @PuffyOne1898 7 лет назад +9

      Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

    • @jerryroberts9611
      @jerryroberts9611 7 лет назад +5

      +Lil_A_20 2.0 Epic JoJoke, my fellow weeb.

    • @PotaJoe
      @PotaJoe 7 лет назад +7

      LICK
      L
      LICK
      LICK
      AND
      STICK

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 7 лет назад +3

      *Add some lenny face here, and the context is different.*

  • @Tchailenov
    @Tchailenov 10 лет назад +65

    Phoenix Games was incredibly well-known for releasing terrible games to the point where there have been memes and flash animations depicting their studio for several years now. They were well known for doing this back in 2007, so I've actually heard of most of these titles already.
    Fun Fact: Their Wikipedia page was deleted because nobody could find evidence that the studio even exists. They are based outside of the United States and there is no documentation they even are a company. The old wiki page reported they existed in Thailand, Netherlands and in Denmark all at the same time. For all we know this is a major publisher pulling pranks on the consumer market.

    • @Rubaiin
      @Rubaiin 10 лет назад +40

      That's some creepypasta shit right there, holy fuck.

  • @mattthevelociraptor6879
    @mattthevelociraptor6879 5 лет назад +120

    4:49 caddy’s ps2 was in so much pain and agony having to load that horrible dumpster fire of a game

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 10 лет назад +60

    It's in par with Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

    • @ABombQ
      @ABombQ 10 лет назад +10

      Yeah but at least that wasn't 45 minutes long.

    • @Shibanobi
      @Shibanobi 10 лет назад +14

      At least that game had attractive people in it.

  • @jamesgriffin7962
    @jamesgriffin7962 7 лет назад +157

    They make Bubsy 3D look like a masterpiece

    • @flyguydev2008
      @flyguydev2008 3 года назад +7

      And make ET for the Atari 2600 look like halo

    • @mintstar3703
      @mintstar3703 3 года назад +6

      It makes Action 52 look like Megaman Zero.

    • @TheRockruffWhoCries
      @TheRockruffWhoCries 3 года назад +2

      It makes every modern mobile Rayman game look like new "never seen before" games than cash grabs

    • @binoobear9607
      @binoobear9607 3 года назад

      This makes the Zelda CDI games look like the Mona Lisa.

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 2 года назад

      It makes Initial D Mountain Vegenance looked like Midnight Club Los Angeles

  • @kingadam69
    @kingadam69 2 года назад +40

    Caddy sounds so different to this,probably because he was a teen back then,but he still has the humour of present day Caddicarus.

  • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
    @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 6 лет назад +55

    "The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery."
    The contents are, umm... I can't remember the answer, so I guess I'll say... LIVER!

    • @otakufantaku418
      @otakufantaku418 4 года назад +2

      You just said what the contents were YOU BLOODY TWIT!

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 9 лет назад +206

    This is what happens when your game testers don't want to play the game they are suppose to test.
    Game Maker: So, did you finish testing the game?
    Game Tester: *quickly puts away Half Life 2* Uhhh, yes, I finished.
    Game Maker: Did you find any bugs or glitches?
    Game Tester: Nope, it was uhh, absolutely perfect!

    • @theodorehodbor5080
      @theodorehodbor5080 9 лет назад +11

      Chelan AngelFire I'm referring to the game section of this "story". I don't know what it would technically go under.

    • @LizzieShiro
      @LizzieShiro 9 лет назад

      Should this even be considered a game?

    • @theodorehodbor5080
      @theodorehodbor5080 9 лет назад +23

      Part of it is so I'm considering it a game. If you want to get technical I think it would be a movie with a game addon in it.

    • @blackyoshi1230
      @blackyoshi1230 9 лет назад +1

      Thomas Nevitt Two other possibilities I can think of is that they either bribed the SCEE guys (I doubt their standards would be THAT low to begin with) or (more likely) faked the licensing hologram.

  • @nicknamesarepointless5770
    @nicknamesarepointless5770 8 лет назад +157

    Everytime I see the cat running animation I crack up.

  • @TheStolken
    @TheStolken 10 лет назад +39

    Not gonna lie, this cartoon made me feel really good about my animations.

    • @TheStolken
      @TheStolken 10 лет назад

      I'm an evil mastermind.

  • @kitestar
    @kitestar 6 лет назад +45

    so wait if caddy only ALMOST died watching a dingo movie, and having his sister bringing him back, does this mean phelous should have someone to bring him back each time these kill him?

  • @skittycecil9786
    @skittycecil9786 8 лет назад +76

    I tried watching a full Dingo Pictures cartoon (I believe it was Animal Soccer World) once.
    I had to stop so that I wouldn't lose too many brain cells while watching it.

    • @DragonaCryotalon
      @DragonaCryotalon 8 лет назад +20

      I made it through that one. you're definitely better off keeping your brain cells.

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 8 лет назад +4

      Skitty Cecil Would you like an explosion?

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 7 лет назад +2

      Ricey McRice I think you mean exposition lol?

    • @PhoenixJohnson29
      @PhoenixJohnson29 6 лет назад +1

      Skitty Cecil I managed to watch multiple...why do I torture myself so?

  • @TheRisenSoldier
    @TheRisenSoldier 9 лет назад +178

    "I think that Phoenix Games takes that blood soaked cake by a thousand fold..." *clicks subscribe*

    • @RabbitOST
      @RabbitOST 9 лет назад +6

      Welcome to the club!

    • @TheRisenSoldier
      @TheRisenSoldier 9 лет назад

      Glad to be here!

    • @2875dulce
      @2875dulce 9 лет назад

      Rabbit OST i love your profile picture :3

    • @RabbitOST
      @RabbitOST 9 лет назад

      Thank you. That's a pretty nice profile pic you've got too.

    • @2875dulce
      @2875dulce 9 лет назад

      Rabbit OST thx

  • @jackalopeb9598
    @jackalopeb9598 7 лет назад +736

    The characters look like someone's deviantart pictures.

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 7 лет назад +112

      Ouch. I'd give deviantartists more credit than that. xD

    • @jackalopeb9598
      @jackalopeb9598 7 лет назад +69

      That is true. I am talking about like 8 year olds' drawings. Wait, 8 year-olds' drawings look better!

    • @arthurk188
      @arthurk188 7 лет назад +41

      Panda B My 7 year old cousin's drawings look much better than this games "art"(if you can call it art)

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 7 лет назад +58

      The majority of stuff I see on Deviantart look much better than this.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +16

      Panda B The game and DVD covers look better. I say "DVD" because the short is from Dingo Pictures who did so many things like this, it's somehow worth watching at least reviews for them.

  • @justaghostinthesea
    @justaghostinthesea 6 месяцев назад +11

    I love that you can see so many bits of modern Caddicarus in these older videos

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 9 лет назад +133

    Yo Caddy, that rabbit was actually laughing. You can *faintly* hear a childs laughtrack during that scene.

    • @ThatGuyWithOneGlove
      @ThatGuyWithOneGlove 9 лет назад +43

      otakon17 that's.... disturbing...

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 9 лет назад +11

      That Guy With One Glove
      Yeah I don't know what's worse realizing that...

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 9 лет назад +1

      Miyanoai14
      Welcome to my world.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 9 лет назад +10

      I don't think we want to know....

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 9 лет назад +1

      IT WAS AN EVIL GENIUS RABBIT!

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 лет назад +552

    I watch this video while throttling my Pollux.

    • @noba4160
      @noba4160 8 лет назад +43

      I did it while swallowing some bollocks

    • @Lucaninae
      @Lucaninae 8 лет назад +5

      aye fancy seeing you here

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 8 лет назад +3

      omg it's you! It's been forever since I saw your Michael Rosen videos! Just to let you know, I loved them all!

    • @Xing-oh8uf
      @Xing-oh8uf 8 лет назад +1

      Aah, that's where you're from. I knew I recognized that name somewhere.

    • @gumgumparty1207
      @gumgumparty1207 8 лет назад

      A

  • @soxfan12kd
    @soxfan12kd 8 лет назад +41

    "GOOD LORD I FUCKING HATE THESE!!!!" Gets me every time.

    • @BaronTheBarberTv
      @BaronTheBarberTv 2 года назад

      4:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lordagony100
    @lordagony100 4 года назад +35

    18:38
    "Leave them alone or else"
    "Or else what"
    "I'll uh...I'll uh...vibrate my face at you menacingly"

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 8 лет назад +47

    I wish Caddicarus and Phelous would team up to do one of these cruddy Pheonix Movies/Games.

    • @Singingshadowgirl
      @Singingshadowgirl 8 лет назад +7

      +Brother Malachai Right? I was thinking this whole review. "Oh honey, you and Phelous need to have a talk."

  • @StuartKReilly
    @StuartKReilly 10 лет назад +48

    I think I can shed some light on this game and many others like it. The cartoon was made by Dingo Pictures. Heres some info from TVtropes:
    Dingo Pictures is a German low budget animation studio that has been in existence since the 1990s. Its movies are knockoffs of well known movies, many of them Disney. Unusually, when translated into English, its movies were sold as games, appearing on the PS1 and PS2 despite the only game portion being puzzle sections. On the PS1 these were published by Midas, and on PS2 by Phoenix Games. The company does not appear to have made any movies for years, but its website is still in operation.
    The most famous "game/movie" they did was Animal Soccer World on PS2 and its the EXACT SAME THING as Caddy's game except with a different movie.
    The movie Caddy saw in this video was Little Dalmatians. So yeah even the TITLE is in fact a lie

  • @4snekwolfire813
    @4snekwolfire813 8 лет назад +368

    "Jesus Christ on a bicycle!"
    - Caddicarus 2014

  • @hgmd5508
    @hgmd5508 4 года назад +100

    When your ps2 game takes a minute to load the LANGUAGE SELECT,
    Some red flags should be raised about the programers.

  • @SpikeJet2736
    @SpikeJet2736 10 лет назад +156

    Why do I get the feeling the people who made The Christmas Tree worked on this game

    • @A6Trinity
      @A6Trinity 10 лет назад +8

      I agree, the animation does have a stark similarity

    • @SpikeJet2736
      @SpikeJet2736 10 лет назад

      Quinn Palmer or lack of animation.
      They both also have that sorta disney knock off vibe to them

    • @AlucardaPapere
      @AlucardaPapere 10 лет назад +7

      SpikeJet2736
      Actually no, this was made by a company called "dingo pictures", that movie was made by someone else

    • @xXGamerPro127Xx
      @xXGamerPro127Xx 10 лет назад +7

      Il Magnux Dildo Pictures*

    • @AlucardaPapere
      @AlucardaPapere 10 лет назад

      TeamGamingFTW EpicJudeJarrard
      Ahahahahahah

  • @lordvoldemort9440
    @lordvoldemort9440 8 лет назад +109

    It's not talked as a game because It's a movie masquerading as a game

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 лет назад +16

      No shit! xD
      But it's not even a movie... It's an anomaly that is not fully explained and modern scientists don't know how to justify it empirically...

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 7 лет назад +7

      Hey watch it, there! Don't be so daft as to give it the privilege of being called a movie 🤣🤣

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +2

      Cat Santos Be careful as to avoid value judgement, too, since this thing is desperately trying to be the worst, don't even give it the satisfaction of being called that...
      It's an anomaly coming from another dimension, I'm telling you! It can't be and shouldn't be judged by any standards from our reality...

    • @sillysquid10
      @sillysquid10 5 лет назад +2

      @@anikmonette2140 we need the SCP foundation.

    • @Giuan
      @Giuan 5 лет назад

      Lord Voldemort Yes, it was produced by German studio Dingo Pictures

  • @gmodguy749
    @gmodguy749 8 лет назад +29

    "The contents of a liver-sausage will always be a mystery."
    That's a pretty insightful ending message, Phoenix Games.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 года назад +1

      That message comes from Janis, Dingo's movie about pork processing.

  • @everydaywestrayfurtherfrom3387
    @everydaywestrayfurtherfrom3387 6 лет назад +76

    Those animals are soooo stoopid! Hehehe
    69/10 needs more wabuu

  • @Genin99
    @Genin99 8 лет назад +58

    After seeing Phelous review Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures's products, I started thinking that releasing the movies as video games must be the equivalent to shouting "HEY DISNEY WE'RE RIPPING YOU OFF"!
    I'm also thinking the movie parts didn't have scripts and that the two actors didn't know English.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 8 лет назад +18

      They don't! Literally, Dingo Pictures was a German production house specialized in crappy ripoffs. They always use the same voice actors for EVERY language. They don't know what they are reading about but they try anyways...which gave us the unbearable Italian dub of Dinosaurs that spawned the famous " Yee!" Meme.

    • @bigshow196
      @bigshow196 8 лет назад +6

      i eagerly wait for Phelous to review this...and then everything will come full circle XD

    • @camosquirrels
      @camosquirrels 8 лет назад +5

      I watch Phelous, too! I want to see Caddi play Dinosaur Adventure...I think that cartoon is even worse. Also, where do they buy these? I want to, but I can't find them anywhere.

    • @Genin99
      @Genin99 8 лет назад +8

      Libby Havens
      I think Dingo Pictures is bankrupt now because of all the lawsuits from companies like Disney.
      If you look around RUclips you might find full Dingo Pictures movies.

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 8 лет назад

      Meanwhile, Phoenix Games B.V. was based in the Netherlands, specifically in Nuenen, North Brabant.

  • @TheTechnicalMiracle
    @TheTechnicalMiracle 10 лет назад +49

    If I had kids, I would not buy them this game.
    The thought that someone might have though... "shudders"
    Imagine that was their first video game experience as a child, imagine it could effect their life subconsciously and they grow up generally never liking video games but they don't know why. This person grows up, he or she lives their own life, never playing a video game.
    Then one day, in their later years, they are on their death bed, they see their grand children playing on a handheld, too young to realize or grasp the concept of death. He or she tries to smack the video game out of their hands from a subconscious reaction. Sadness envelops the person as the kids become terrified. The elder realized that the kids were happy with these video games, things that the elder hated for all these years. The old one looked outward through the hospital window and uttered a single cry: "DAMN YOU DALMATIONS 3!", and then, passed away.
    A game that was so bad that it changed the course of someones life. Was this person truly happy with how things turned out? Perhaps. But maybe during those final seconds, in that last cry...
    Can we be sure there wasn't a shred of regret?

    • @GogglesVonAwesome
      @GogglesVonAwesome 10 лет назад +7

      You know how when a popular animated film comes out, a smaller studio will pop out a film with a similar title to trick grandma into buying it for her grandchildren? This is the videogame equivalent to that.

    • @yaboic0nty
      @yaboic0nty 10 лет назад

      Well guess what! I had 2 identical games by Pheonix too. Mighty Mulan and Herkules. Yep. *Shoots self in head at parents terrible game choices

    • @GogglesVonAwesome
      @GogglesVonAwesome 10 лет назад

      MrLiamhen ...I'm so sorry. You have my condolences and I hope your heart heals from the horrible trauma you have had to withstand. Vaya con Dios, my friend.

    • @yaboic0nty
      @yaboic0nty 10 лет назад

      Lol. I was 5, but I still sensed the terribleness and steered clear of them. 9 years later, I still have them. Should I burn them or what? Such evil deserves a punishment worse than death.

    • @GogglesVonAwesome
      @GogglesVonAwesome 10 лет назад +3

      Ritual sacrifice. You have to banish these sin discs from the mortal world.

  • @moustacheplumber
    @moustacheplumber 8 лет назад +249

    I haven't laughed harder than this in years!

  • @TheRockruffWhoCries
    @TheRockruffWhoCries 4 года назад +28

    8:29 THIS CAT IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF STRETCHING ITS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

  • @Berryflower123
    @Berryflower123 9 лет назад +132

    I actually own Animal Soccer World and let me tell you it's a piece of shit. We actually had to get a new PS2 because of it - our first one stopped working after I played it for the first time.

    • @DaftbutnotPunk
      @DaftbutnotPunk 9 лет назад +30

      Damn...I can't help but feel sorry for your PS2 now. :/ Did it just spontaneously combust or something?

    • @thomasnevitt7885
      @thomasnevitt7885 9 лет назад +64

      It's like the PS2 was like "The hell did you just make me play?! I can't take it anymore!"

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 9 лет назад +2

      I would say, throw the piece of crap away. They'll damage your PS2. I'm surprised a bunch of people didn't complain about their PS2s having stopped working after playing those abominations. Square Enix's Unlimited Saga is a better game than anything by Phoenix, and I thought it was the worst game ever made until I watch this video. I'm actually thankful that none of those games never came to North America. If someone brought one in at our local Gamestop, they'll throw it away.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Even if it wasn't the game that killed your system, you got to admit that game is terrible.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 9 лет назад

      ***** Even if it was cheap, you still got ripped off. I wouldn't download it even if it was free. I first heard how bad this game was when I watched Angry Joe's review. Still hard to decide which one's the worst, Ride to Hell, or the pieces of shit made by Phoenix.

  • @KlutzyNinjaKitty
    @KlutzyNinjaKitty 10 лет назад +12

    15:35 I can just feel the crow's voice actor sighing at their 15 dollar check and wondering what on earth went wrong with their life...

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 9 лет назад +239

    I've watched this like 8 times.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +46

    6:21 The voice actor for the bird sounds like they have a blocked nose.

  • @probablypatchouli
    @probablypatchouli 7 лет назад +90

    Be careful not to make a sound! (15:24) NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!

  • @JazGalaxy
    @JazGalaxy 10 лет назад +14

    Dr. Seuss has an amazing essay about writing for children. The short of it is this: Children are't stupid, they just don't know things. that is to say, if a kid knows 10 words, his mission was to arrange those 10 words into the most exciting, imaginative, intriguing story he could possible come up with. His competition the Dick and Jane books, basically chose to use the few words kids knew to insult them with the dumbest content they could dream up because... kids don't know the difference, right? They're dumb!

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 6 лет назад +26

    2:30 Omg I actually used to own that game. I never played it because it wouldn't run past the opening logo ...

  • @qlitch
    @qlitch 7 лет назад +30

    I got LEGITIMATELY disturbed when the bunny having a seizure for a split second with no sound, like that was actually creepy

    • @BaronTheBarberTv
      @BaronTheBarberTv Год назад +3

      FYI If you listen very closely, you can hear a giggling sound. The rabbit is giggling.

  • @TerminatorTheory
    @TerminatorTheory 7 лет назад +197

    OMG I told my school about caddicarus and everyone talks about him. even teachers let's us watch it after school (censored of course)
    thanks for keeping my school alive, cadd!

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +8

      Ivan Baymar lucky

    • @soneilrn2623
      @soneilrn2623 4 года назад

      sick

    • @belletaunde102
      @belletaunde102 4 года назад +17

      And the whole school building clapped.

    • @belletaunde102
      @belletaunde102 4 года назад +5

      So they like censored every episode? Someone sat down and used a voice editor to to do that

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I could get the bit with most of them liking it but censored? I doubt that they’d even take the time for that.

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 9 лет назад +183

    I love how every one uses the excuse it's just a kids game as a excuse so according to people you can make a game that is the worst game and no one would care beacause it's a kids game apparently a kids games have no standards

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 9 лет назад +7

      It's a kids game it's not suppose to have standards (says people on the Internet)

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 9 лет назад +1

      +Technolocic also it's technically a movie IHE SURCH FOR THE WORST THIS

    • @alphawolf6708
      @alphawolf6708 8 лет назад +4

      Kids game = interaction through different activities = learning through gaming
      But this is the worst kids game which is actually A FUCKING CARTOON!

    •  8 лет назад +1

      Even if you review it as a movie, it's the worst children's movie ever made.

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 8 лет назад

      Sara Potter cool cat wasnt THAT bad it was acctually cometently put together and then theres *this* where th voice acting didnt even sync up or anything and BTW no one can forget cool cat

  • @ssbhawk7309
    @ssbhawk7309 6 лет назад +27

    "once i decided to get involved, i was consistent." - some random parrot, 2014

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 10 месяцев назад +10

    Nearly 10 years on and this video is still very hilarious.
    When is he going to review more Dingo Pictures or Phoenix Games in the future? I’d love to see it.

    • @toonzach2870
      @toonzach2870 10 месяцев назад +5

      The Hellish World of Phoenix Games

  • @fr0sty284
    @fr0sty284 9 лет назад +326

    this was my first caddy video :D

  • @Darkoli3939
    @Darkoli3939 10 лет назад +25

    The cartoon is actually an very old VHS cartoon movie for kids which was released in germany in the 80s or 90s (i have no idea when).
    The car says "POLIZEI" and is green like the old police cars in germany and the building said "Tierheim" which is german for an animal shelter.
    Also the name of one of the puppies "Tüpfelchen" is a term for the spots above the letter "i", "ä", "ö" or "ü" which literally means... well.. "Spotty"(?)
    So either the company is also from germany (never heard from them before) or they just took that old VHS movie to put it on a PS2 game.

  • @jaredf9542
    @jaredf9542 7 лет назад +27

    when the cat runs away it looks like SOMEONE forgot to put the other frames between the main poses.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 5 лет назад +15

    When you've seen your favorite episode so many times you can repeat most of the lines as you watch it...I guess Gravity Falls: Sock Opera isn't the only thing with such a high honor anymore.
    They're also now both members of the "Favorite Episodes of Things I love that I haven't seen in probably almost a year" club.

  • @makkon06
    @makkon06 10 лет назад +26

    I just
    I don't even
    why does this game exist?

    • @felixisdying2974
      @felixisdying2974 10 лет назад +17

      Implying that is a game...

    • @makkon06
      @makkon06 10 лет назад +2

      Terra Namil I suppose the cartoon isn't, there's nothing about it that makes it a game.

  • @lanic515
    @lanic515 10 лет назад +19

    I was literally already eating a bag of popcorn before Caddicarus even said "grab some popcorn".

  • @MisterAcker
    @MisterAcker 7 лет назад +19

    6:17 "Oh, stop it, Charlie! Can't you see Lucy's not in a bad day?" Flawless totally-not-broken English

  • @m0dg1ly60
    @m0dg1ly60 6 лет назад +31

    17:17 that dog is on my level of caring about anything

  • @deneb_tm
    @deneb_tm 9 лет назад +29

    The fact alone that 'Phoenix Games' and 'Dingo Pictures' existed for more than two days is mind-boggling.

    • @Arresk
      @Arresk 9 лет назад

      InfinityCraft swede?

    • @deneb_tm
      @deneb_tm 9 лет назад

      Arresk ???

    • @Arresk
      @Arresk 9 лет назад +1

      InfinityCraft i was wondering cuz there is a hilarios sedish guy reacting to dingo pictures movies and other crappy movies. so i wondered if u had seen it. (its in sedish)

    • @deneb_tm
      @deneb_tm 9 лет назад

      Arresk Oh, no I haven't. I don't speak Swedish, anyway (even though my dad is Swedish; I don't know him :-/).

    • @Arresk
      @Arresk 9 лет назад

      ok. have a nice evening/ night/ day

  • @Captain_Flippers
    @Captain_Flippers 8 лет назад +34

    Never did the sheepdog knew that... he will appear again in Peter Pan just as briefly as he did here.

  • @Gameactive
    @Gameactive 9 лет назад +49

    Whoa… damn, who knew a disc could so easily wreck not only itself, but also the device trying to read it? The only game in my collection that has ever caused abnormal reading would be _MySims_ (the Wii makes a lot of clicking sounds when a new area is loaded) and even then, it works perfectly fine and hasn’t damaged my Wii (as far as I know). You know you’ve made a shitty product when you can’t so much as play it without causing some kind of damage.

    • @cacomeat7385
      @cacomeat7385 9 лет назад +7

      CD- Based PS2 games (the blue ones) tend to spin pretty fast since they have less data, but that was still pretty fucking weird for the game to do that.

    • @gabethebrony8588
      @gabethebrony8588 9 лет назад +1

      +Jesse Buettner I looked it up on ebay yes it has a blue back

  • @AngelVazquez-vs9xp
    @AngelVazquez-vs9xp 4 года назад +25

    Should’ve called it “Damnation 3”

  • @amandadecaire8759
    @amandadecaire8759 8 лет назад +21

    I'm really impressed that you watched the entire thing without shooting yourself in the face. you must have superpowers or something.

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 лет назад +27

    I know it's a bit childish but that 'swallow my bollocks' part had my dying X'D

    • @unceasingcape
      @unceasingcape 9 лет назад +2

      Are you saying you died in this game?

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 лет назад +2

      No. I meant it was hilarious.

  • @DnH2001
    @DnH2001 10 лет назад +16

    15:46 How could somebody actually allow this to be sold on the SSSSHAAAAAAAAAAAALVESS?!?!?

  • @grizzlydino
    @grizzlydino 2 месяца назад +6

    Fun fact: This is the most popular video that is marked as [OLD]

  • @PotassiumBromide
    @PotassiumBromide 8 лет назад +150

    This game is the Birdemic of video games.

  • @JoeCoolMaveric
    @JoeCoolMaveric 10 лет назад +30

    Remember people: Full grown adults made this game for kids...let that sink in for a minute.

    • @vox7116
      @vox7116 10 лет назад +13

      My god......

  • @PuffyOne1898
    @PuffyOne1898 7 лет назад +58

    Throttle my bollocks.

  • @jdraines
    @jdraines 6 лет назад +13

    I now need to make an "OH, THE COMPLETE AND INDESCRIBABLE ANGUISH!!!" list.

  • @sch98
    @sch98 10 лет назад +7

    18:50 "They aren't bUUrglarzz, letthemgo immediately or else!"
    My new favorite quote of all time. Fuck it,it's my new favorite anything!

  • @ShineyRcus0103
    @ShineyRcus0103 10 лет назад +16

    The game feels like a horribly done RUclips Poop. And even then, YTP's have fucking ANIMATION to them.

  • @lovatredacted2482
    @lovatredacted2482 8 лет назад +319

    I also have a birthday coming up!

  • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
    @Asmallcorneroftheinternet 3 месяца назад +5

    This was my first ever Caddicarus video, and what a great video to start with.