[OLD] Pinocchio by PHOENIX GAMES!! - Caddicarus
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- Опубликовано: 12 авг 2017
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I am 102.5% convinced that this Narrator isn't allowed anywhere near children.
"Oh, hi obi wan. What part of FIFTEEN FEET AWAY don't you understand"
I am 100% convinced that this narrator was beaten in prison
103D Percent
He sounds high
What's funnier is that this was on the DS (yes, really) and Phoenix Games consist of six people, one of which was this narrator. Who? I dunno. They're all anonymous and who is surprised by that?
“Oh, Now I’m turning donkey.”
English! Too much hard for you? Go on school.
He’s turning donkey
He makes the doge look like a professional grammarian
Right are you are! You intelligent and you smart for because you better English the I’ll ever me with i have.
"He promised to stop being naughty and go to school. He's such a good puppet"
I don't know but that line just almost sounds like it's trying to say something.
It makes me feel like I need a shower. 😖
Wow
We're all puppets to the _system,_ man.
I feel unclean
Filfthy
So according to the narrator, the moral of this story is literally:
"Sometimes kids are good, and sometimes they're bad.
.....That's it. Nothing you can do."
Probably the most relatable moral in the game.
I mean...that's just how it is?
Not really a moral though...
BE GOOD OR YOULL GO DONKEY AND GET TURNT TO DRUM!
That moral is stupider than the people who made this game.
@@user-nl8xo2xq4w The moral is to just accept it.
It will be over soon....
"Shame on you young Pinocchio, it's not okay to mock your daddy-o"
I heard "What a lark to mock your daddy-o"
Toys are beatniks confirmed
I was wondering what the toys were singing. I heard "Shame on you young Pinocchio. What a laugh to muck your dirty-o".
Didn't know this game was made in the 90's
shame on you young pinocchio better lock 'em up your daddio
aH DOn't runoff *pinOCCHIOOOOO*
Brexit: **exists**
EU: *aH DOn't run off U Keeeeeeeeei!!!*
anyone notice how Jimminy Cricket just... isn't in this? Even though he's on the box?
The Earth Hat Cricket ghost.
He's lucky
To be fair Cruella De Vil is on the cover for the 101 Dalmatians game but she isn't in it.
Maybe he escaped this horrible game before it's release
It's because the weird robot/toy things replace him.
“There’ll be children on your adventures”
CALL THE POLICE
FBI OPEN UP
*guns blazing*
@Thi_Usi can it
already 30 seconds into this cartoon and I feel phukkin sick!
@@marakarthegreat *Okay girls and boiiiis*
*no don't run off pinochiiiiIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU*
*Here you little D I B B L E give my wig back*
Dumdum McStupid i think he said devil
Hawkeyefan 1845 nah *d i b b l e*
🤡
👕
👖
👟
Grapple Granfletopps what
"It looks the same as it always does."
*Shame on you young Caddy-o, not allowed to mock Miss Mackay-o!*
Alternative line from Danny Phantom: I'm going DONKEY
@redloiyu654jay Is that like a centaur but not as impressive?
“Wait, wrong line. Let me try again... I’m going GHOST! Yes, that’s it.”
@@NCTStudio *Danny gets shot and dies lmao*
Outside, you hear something, but what? As it gets closer, you realize what it is. Deep, ghostly, almost otherworldly.
HEE-HAW
@redloiyu654jay HELP MY NOSE IS GROWING!
But. I. Must. Go. To. School.
another robot
Maybe. I. Will. Go. And. Play!
Law school?
Wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong
“Honk”
“The director appeared in the theater! He was so huge and fierce!”
hello girls and B O I I I I I I I I I I I S S S S S S S
Jimblesgaming which one is you?
Jimblesgaming your profile picture suits the comment
Do you gotta blast?
M Y G O I S A N D B O I S
ooooh! ooh! I... I gotta blast! OOOOOH! AHHHH! MMMMM! MMMMM!
"Oh no I'm turning donkey"
yes
Now I see a sharkie!
Rio omg why XD
"HOH"
-Pinocchio, after turning donkey
*O K G I R L S A N D B O Y S*
8:58
“It’s our Pinocchioooooo! Helloooooo, brotheeerrr!”
“What is it with this guuuyyy and making every other wooorrrd extra loooOOONG?”
It's a Phoenix game, BUT WITH SHAAAAHKS
Sharknado 80 by Pheonix Games.
But when are we getting Animal Soccer World or White Van Racer?
BUT WITH SHARXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
THEN I SEE A SHAHKIE, HOPE MAH DADDAE SAVES ME
And TUUUHNEN DUUUNKEEEEH
Don't you just hate it when you "turn donkey" and then get eaten by a "sharky"?
I'm a "little dibble" and I hate those two equally.
I am just here to see what will happen to "ma daddeh".
Back to Menu
Next
*N E X T*
*B A C K T O M E N U*
Akko Kagari back to menu back to menu back to menu back to menu back to menu
Akko Kagari lol i remembered you from that sabrespark video! XD
Pinocchio: "I'll always be a puppet, and puppets are the most."
Also Pinocchio: a real boy.
3 Nasty criminals? *IT'S AN ENEMY STAND!*
*STANDO!!!*
*T H E R E ‘ S*
_O N L Y_
2️⃣
One of them is just a fly
painto ita blacku (paint it black aka my stand oc said in a heavy Japanese accent) za warudo (copies time stop)
Maybe the reason why Pinocchio comes back, is because he realises he's.... GOTTA BELIEVE!!!!
Xstar 360 parapp-io.
don't.
SellaRose. Do. :)
Just like Naruto
Xstar 360 Pocchi Nocchi?
*THIS IS MY SONG I AM SINGING IT NOW*
Forget a song like “Shallow”, that song from Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys should’ve won for Best Song
OK GIRLS AND BOYS
Beautiful lyrics 😩👌
Jealous Jealous Jealous Jealous.
Back to menu
Ok girls and boys
No, you said it wrong, it’s ok gurls and boiiiiiiis!
Psychokinetic Rocky oh fucc ur right
Ok girls and boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
oKaY gIrLs and bOOOIiiIIIiiIiisss
nOOo, DOn't run off PinocchiooOOOOOO
What _is_ it with this
*guyyyyy*
and making every other
*wooord*
extra
*looong?!*
iteachvader *cries*
iteachvader Never thought I’d see you here.
iteachvader My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
It's you!
Okay girls and boyyys!
Man, Phoenix just never dies, does it?
...Oh.
No it seems Dingo and Phoenix haven't made a movie in years, so it's safe to assume they they got sued.
This Phoenix rises from the asses.
Genin99 they went bankrupt
Palo Alto Plato amazing
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
There arguably were 3 criminals, the fox is a stand user.
Wilfred Cthulu This must be the work OF AN ENEMY STANDU!
Something something JoJo
Wilfred Cthulu JOJOOOO
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??
Pinnochio houses the requiem arrow, the fox and the cat were hired by Diavolo.
Now every time I put my stuff in my locker I sing
“Shame on you, Pinocchio, you disobeyed your Daddyo”
That line at about 5:00, pretty sure they're singing, "They'll be dreaming of your adventures." Could be wrong but that's what I heard. Makes a bit more sense? I guess...?
I consistently hear "Tell the Truman of your Avengers".
That'd be a hell of a crossover
Devin Sloane I think it's more like "Tell the children of your adventures", whatever that means. Seriously, their english is even worse than mine, and that's a hell of an achievement.
Also, did Jepetto say "Sex for gold" at 6:17? Or is it just me being a dirty perv?
I think the singers aren't changing syllables at the same time, and that makes it much harder to understand. If I had to guess, I'd say it was "They'll be dreaming on your adventures"-- yes, "on". I'm with Caddy, I don't think English was their first language.
WickedParanoid he said "search for gold"
it really sounds like he's saying "Foreplay, girls and boys!"
I knew I couldn't have been the only one who heard that
Accurate.
"There'll be children on your adventures "
Paedonoccchio.
"Foul play, girls and boys!"
I still think that Peter Pan is the worst one. At least here, the narrator emotes more and tries to change his voice depending on which character is speaking.
Cure Hana Yeah true. It probably goes worst to best;
Peter Pan, Pinocchio, 101 Dalmatians, Cinderella. At least in my opinion.
*Snow White
Chay Cortright Gotta love that cat who brokes his neck
Cure Hana they probably kidnapped him & forced him to do the voice over
I still can't even believe the narrator in the Peter Pan one. It's like... he was some illiterate guy they found on the street and taught him to read _specifically_ to make him do this.
Quote of the Year: "Okay girls and boiiiiis"
I guess you can say that the voice acting was pretty...... WOODEN.
(Yes i know it's terrible)
Ha!...Ha!...Ha!...Ha!...
Okay, girlllssss and boysssss!
BUT, AI, MUST, GO, SKUL
*rimshot*
White Wolf That was bad, and you should feel bad. 🤣
The other puppets recognizing Pinocchio was in the original story... and it madr just as much sense then
Puppet hive mind! Don your tinfoil hats! Illuminate! Puppet illuminate!
In the original, is waved off as ALL of them being living puppet
Could all be from the same tree.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269
...
Puppinati
So, now Pinocchio is the worst phoenix game? They just keep getting worse and worse, don't they?
MrAsav There is pochahantas.
And Mighty Mulan.
I mean, they made yee, so
MrAsav And let's not forget The Lion And The King
MrAsav at this point, Caddy should just give Phoenix Games a rest.
Oh, lovely Caddy video.
But. I. Must. Go. To. School.
or else you turn into a donkey..
sofias. orange don't u mean "Turning donkey!"
you turn into donkey if you go to school
new cristian habean Yes
Maybe I. Will. Go. And. Play.
you making yourself laugh is honestly adorable
uwu
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
"Oh, now I'm turning donkey." 12:03
They didn't even try.
Dont think we needed telling that
*hits blunt: "WOULD PINOCCHIOS NOSE GROW IF HE SAID IT WOULD GROW?" 😵
Well... I mean... uhh... universal collapse. That's the only option. Universal heat death.
Haroon B Ooh! What do I win? Is it a toaster? Please tell me it's a toaster!
Haroon B He'll just explode after that mindfuck
No because he's human now.
Problem solved.
Haroon B ...*mah head asplode*
12:18
The face of Geppetto on top of Pinocchio is just wrong.
Santy Ar is anything about this whole thing right ?
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 The Part with Pinnicho Hanging from A Tree is correct
6:07 love when he breaks down laughing during a joke.
Oh no. Pheniox Games.
This oughta be good.
Blackiecomics "Pheniox"
Blackiecomics Fontizoxiz gaemz.
my country had translation for these games and voice actors were 10 times better than original :D It's actually playable and fun
NO. NO. NO IT ISN'T PLAYABLE AND NO IT ISN'T FUN.
doctorletsplay .....are you ok, mate??
Did the animator have a fatal heart attack? We need this to END!
Bonus points for Monty Python!
Angel Dust Ah yes, another _Angle Doost_
3:18 I always found this song better than "When You Wish Upon A Star"
"No! Don't run off, PinocchioooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Oh god. When I read Phoenix games I knew that we're in for an interesting experience.
same, i clicked on the vid so fast omg
I thank Caddy for bringing Pheonix Games into the lime light. I've known about them for 8+ years, so its nice to see this uncanny bullshit being shown to everyone.
Are we sure that the narrator is an actual person and not a text-to-speech program?
Jofe_co A text to speech would know how to pronounce boys. And Pinocchio. And would probably emote better.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 They could have developed it to have odd inflections and pronunciation. But if they had that kind of talent I doubt they would be making garbage like this.
@@ericbeilmann3649 you think they could develop a text to speech when they cant develop a non interactive video game?
Yes, we're sure. You can't make a TTS program sound this much like a child violator.
*"YES,* the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
Not all problems can be solved like they can in Monty Python, I fear...
1:20
Two seconds in, and he's already screaming.
We're in for a good time, aren't we?
No, don't sign off *_CaddicarUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-_*
this is the highlight of my week, thank you Caddy 😂
"OOOKAY GIRLS AND BOYYYYSSSSS"
Here are the time stands. 5:18 5:43
So fire bird makes a game about pistachio
Kevin Sheng Fire Birb
Kevin Sheng 😂
Kevin Sheng Flame birb makes Pistachio
flam board make piss taco
flambus mcbambus makes pinoc 3
"Hey, don't run off Pinocchioooooooo"
Geppetto,1899
You should do Phoenix version of Pocahontas!
They made a Pocahontas? I dread to think what that's like.............
Most of the animals are soooooo stupid hehehe
They also made Mulan, Hercules, and even Dalmations 1 and 2 for PS1. And yes, there's even a Dalmations 4 for the Nintendo Wii.
Ah yes, Wabuu's Origin Story.
Lucas Bradley But....they're the same program. It's like how Lion and the King and Son of the Lion King are the same exact movie, just on different consoles.
9:56 I love this part lol...X'D
There's only two.....there's two....there's one....two...th...THERE'S ONLY TWO!
9:36
“Something incredible happened.”
**zzzzzip**
7:02 No don't run off PinocchioooOOOOOOO!
I have been waiting for this episode for to long
TSP your profile pic matches your statement
eg
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too*
OH GOD THAT'S WHY TENNINGS NEVER UPDATES, CADDY SHOT HIM
:( tennings will be missed
4:04
Thanks, Caddy. Now I can never look at Pinocchio the same way again.
And you also forget the part where he is almost mauled by a dog but manages to throw it off a cliff and into the sea, then takes pity on it and drags it back on land before getting captured by a merman who wants to fry and eat him, but luckily the dog pays him back by literally snatching him from the frying pan and carrying him away.
And also the part in which Pinocchio gets hanged by the cat and the fox.
@@gasterthemaster6490 good thing Honest John and Gideon forgot that he’s a marionette. Getting hung by a string is to be expected.
"Someone looked at this and said *YES* ." ded.
"Human beings looked at this and said, "YEEEEES! YEEEEEES!"
I got the feel that phoenix games is the LJN of ps2 era.
Jordanadventure1 LJN LJN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ATLEAST LJN MADE OKAY GAMES
Suggestion Guy avgn tells them laughing junkin numbnuts for something. But yeah. Somehow phoenix games do worst. And its LJN
At least LJN made GAMES.
Jordanadventure1 Phoenix Games at least ACTUALLY made real games like street warrior, london cab challenge and white van racer as mentioned by james in dalmatians 3.
But...........THOSE F******KERS KNOWN AS BLAST! F******KING ENTERTAINMENT!
ARE THE ONLY REAL AND TRUE LJN SUCCESSOR'S ON THE PLAYSTATION 2!!!!!!!!
CADDY SHOULD DO VIDEOS ON MANY OF THEIR SHIT LIKE BEVERY HILLS COP OR HOME ALONE OR DR DOLITTLE OR MANY OF THEIR SHITY TV SHOW GAMES!!!!!!!!!
At least LJN made actual games. And there are a few that were decent.
11:09 never fails to make me laugh
12:34 When me and the bois finished the presentation
I think that Caddicarus broke, guys.
He's fine.
He has yet to even try to see the *Animal Soccor World* that he briefly mentioned in the Dalmations 3 review.
And if you don't know about that one, watch Tennings review of it, and realize afterwards he didn't even cover half of whats wrong with it.
TheRoflcer * dramatically takes off glasses* My God......
Maybe he's saving it for a special event of some sort?
Tectiva CADDY MACHINE BROKE
TheRoflcer I agree, 100,000,000,000%!!💯‼️
Caddy Daddy *NEEDS* to do Animal Soccer World for his sadistic fans like us!!
🦁⚽️🙈🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽😈😈
Monty Python works everywhere
NIIIIH!!
On a second thought, let’s not watch Phoenix’s Pinocchio, it’s a rather silly film.
I thought at 5:05 it said "You'll be triggered on your adventures!"
10:34 (MIC DROP) MY LORD
9:01 i laughed for 5 minutes staight....that was too much wasn't ?
well i don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
Hellllllo boooois and girlllllllllllles
*straight
Actually there was a third criminal, it's Phoenix Games.
So I think at the "there'lll be children on your adventures" bit, they were actually saying "They'll be dreaming of your adventures", but maybe that's just my hearing.
Came here after watching Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio.
Caddy, if you want a Phoenix Game, you should review...
LONDON CAB CHALLENGE
Jake Sharratt London cab challenge?
London cab challenge.
Waaaat?
4:50 Children are sweet when theyre dead.
6:35 oh yeah?! O B A M A
12:12 I see a sharky
OH NO I'M TURNING DONKEY
Flying Walrus it's pronounced "DONKEHHH"
Flying Walrus PINGU
@@ninjabluefyre3815 NO IT'S PRONUNCIATIONS PINGUUUUUU!
I can't get over the way everyone talks
It's just so
unnecessary
Hello girls and booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooies.
"Where are you going, Pinocchiooooooooo?" XD
"But I must go to school!"
Raspberry the Memer "It's our Pinochioooo. Hello brotherrrrrrrr"
oh. no I'mturning donkey...
Boss : Yo wanna be a Lady Fairy?
Narrator for Phoenix games: Is she cute?
Boss: Naw
Narrator: Got this
😧😧😧😧😂😂😂
oooohh
@@arthurluna6189 The Blue Fairy is really Creepy in this Movie
I’ve recently remembered how much I love the 1940 Disney Pinocchio, thanks to the upcoming 2022 remake. This game is a disgrace to that ,the 2022 remake, and the original story. Hell even to Shrek’s version of Pinocchio.
GREAT MORE NIGHTMARES!!!!!
THANKS CADDY!!!!!!
All in a day's work
Ironic you mention that, seeing as how the opening narration talks about magical things and lovely stories being the subject of every dream ever made.
5:18 Best line in gaming history
EpicZEVEN "gaming"
OK GIRLS AND BOIIIIIIIIIIS
8:18 OH
12:24 Did he say "Daddy caught me talking to a post"
The 'daddy-o' part legitimately made me cry.
This is my comment, I'll type it now. (Love you Caddy!)
*JEALOUS*
Arttrix Mix Lmao
*B a c k t o m e n u*
NEXT!
Caddster loves you too
12:38-12:42 My polish e-teacher when we end the *Pinocchio* book
9:07 i freakin died
Holy shit at 10:13 I thought that was Pinocchio's voice actor for a second
My longest ok girls and boys ever
Okay girls and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIISSSS!
11:57 caddie that’s piconjo from new grounds
Who agrees that these are best videos on the channel?
Yes I have been rewatching them since they came out! Caddy is the best
jesus fucking christ
gillythekid I know
hello gilly i didnt expect you
gillythekid Understatement
O my god
gillythekid Ok girls and boiiiiiiiiis.
CADDY DADDY , Can you please do cash banooka twinsanity ? please and thank you
Faisal Plays he'll probably do it later, cause he said that he's done with Crash for now
Cash Banooca Two Seventy
He's doing a Crash bandicoot month later. He's most likely going to talk about it there.
help me HA
Faisal Plays Soon, my child
This is still much better than Disney's Pinocchio remake.
13:58 best human noise made
The Disney movie was also pretty fucked up by kids movie standards
eh , its pretty light compared to the original story
Two words: Pleasure Island.
five words: Lampwick turning into a donkey.
Walter Comunello that's true.
@@foxtoons1999 He's turning donkey!
im pretty sure they said "They'll be *dreaming* *of* your adventures."
"They'll be dreaming of your adventures" sounds about right.
@@TheKilroyman OH NO I'M TURNING DONKEY!
7:02 lol :D
"No! Don't run off! PINOCCHIO!!"
I'd rather have this Pinocchio then Pauly Shore.