I've worked 911 dispatch, when she asked him if he knew why Chris was there or if there was a RUclips show it was a dead giveaway for me that she at the very least knew who Chris Hansen was (the police dept there is very familiar with who Greg is also so i wouldn't be surprised if she knew of him as well) if you listen close she stops typing when she asks him why Chris Hansen is there, cause that's not pertinent info for the call, she was taking the piss out of him and I stan her
She realised what was going on and tried to gather as much proof against Gurg as she could. Either he had to lie about material information of his emergency (illegal) or he had to admit there was no emergency (illegal). She checkmated him under 5 minutes, like the stable genius Gurg is.
Wait, how do you know that the police dept there is "very familiar" with who Greg is? He's not THAT famous. They'd almost definitely know who Chris Hansen is, though.
Nobody gonna mention that Chris Hansen talks like he’s narrating I’m TCAP perpetually? Bet anytime he meets someone he opens with “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.” Going out on a date? “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.” Meeting his newborn child? “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.”
Noob the Cat Well, clearly he was caught in the middle of a live shot...a camera shot. I’m half surprised he didn’t inform the 911 operator that they were shooting him...only to be asked if he recognized the type of gun his attacker was using and answering with “Sony” or “Canon” and then being forced to sheepishly admit they were “shooting” him with cameras. I loved when he denied any knowledge of anyone by the name of “Greg” residing at his house.
N that’s probably WHY he sees cameras as threatening. He knows how much damage they can actually do. Granted, if you smack someone with the camera, especially one of those camera-crew giants, it would probably hurt pretty bad too.
i'm in absolute stitches over how when the operator lady asks him about what's going on he stalls as he's trying to think of a lie on the spot lmaoooooooo *"why is he stalking you? do you know why?"* "uhhhhhhh yeah it looks like there's....... five, six people in the driveway" *"you said they're from youtube, is it from, like, a show that they do?"* "no they've parked way down the street. really sketchy." poor jimbo jackie's remaining one and a half brain cells were scrambling desperately to try and find something believable to say but theyve not had much use in the past decade so they had no clue what to do, bless x
@@peoplecallmeagoth literally though! I was watching it like honey, she's not buying your bs for a second smh. It's actually laughable how pathetic he is tbh
It’s amazing how he tries to manipulate the responder and just couldn’t keep his story straight. They are stalkers! They yell a name that’s not even mine! This is totally a misunderstanding! But... it’s because this 18 year old. No 19, totally an adult! And she was mean! And is unstable!
there is no way that dispatcher isn't like rolling her eyes. She seems like she's trying really hard to not let it show in her voice how irritated she is.
She was probably nudging her co workers and pointing to her screen while typing. No doubt extra cops went down than needed just to check the drama for themselves in person.
When the dispatcher asked why he’s stalking him if it’s for a RUclips show... she knew who it was. I bet she laughed with the other dispatchers and again when he called to see where the police was
The 2nd time he called, they knew all about it and got him off the phone quick. I wonder how long he waited before he rang the 2nd time. That whiny "are you gonna send someone" was more enjoyable than I should admit to.
Yeah she knew. Operator's would never ask someone calling 911 about a stalker why a stalker is stalking you. In general it is common sense that if someone is truly a stalker they are not rational so there is no excuse, but when he said Chris Hansen I found it hilarious that she couldn't keep herself from asking. I am sure everyone around her at dispatch was like you gotta ask so she did. Just her asking proves she knew what was up. Lol!
Also what I find funny is that he always wants to put himself as the bigger man in the situation, telling the operator that Chris is only 5'10 when in reality he is 6'2. Greg is barely pushing 6 ft and he couldn't bring it to himself to say out loud that this protagonist of a man Chris was taller than him. Wasn't there something said once about Greg wearing shoes to make himself appear taller or some shit?! Lol! You know he was comparing him to his self the whole time when she asked if he was thin or whatever and Greg says he is skinnier.
He waited 8 minutes before making the other call crying about how they weren't there yet. IDK where he thinks he is that he thinks police would be there within 8 minutes for someone knocking on a door?
Massive narc brain. Nothing else could be more important to the cops than shooing a journalist off his doorstep. Better get there faster than the pizza delivery, guys. There’s an unarmed guy knocking on my door and not doing anything else.
Haydee Skare I think they can see a record of his recent calls when his info pops up on their system, so they’d probably be like “dude you just called wtf”. I think this would be important if something DID escalate, but all that’s escalating his Onion’s blood pressure.
I don’t know how built up an area he lives in but I’ve lived in more rural areas where even a priority call could easily be an hour or more wait, if you are lucky. I’ve also lived in major urban areas where even an active domestic violence call by the victim can require more than an hour to respond. Barring a report of a violent attempt to break-in or guns being wielded “someone I don’t like is knocking on my front door” is hardly a priority call for police since the other party is not physically escalating anything nor trying to force entry nor making any sort of threats against Greg (and I love how he disavows any knowledge of someone named “Greg” residing at the house when such was his birth name...just another attempt to distort truth and pretend to be the victim of mistaken identity). Whining because somebody was knocking on your front door and is now standing at the foot of your driveway and the police have not arrived within, say, 15 minutes is both a reflection of his narcissism where he sees himself as their only priority as well as just how much of a baby he is that he can not handle a reporter simply knocking on his front door asking to speak with him. He could have simply ignored Chris Hanson and after an hour, or so, he would likely have left with no incident and nothing of significance to report...but Greg instead had to go crying to the police while making up a preposterous story about how he is being investigated for “unfriending” a 19 year old! As usual, he made himself the center of everything and portrayed himself as the hapless victim!
She even asked if it was a show, which is another indicator that she knew, as journalists come with cameras and whatnot, they could have wanted photos and a quote for a new article... She knew it was for Chris's show... 😂
my wife left me and im living in a tent .....meanwhile tucked up nicely in his house with his assistant predator....oh it was satire but feel sorry for me and send me money . this " guy ? " is 35 years old ? . him and his partner should have at least been banned from using the the internet and had any internet ready devices confiscated buy now . well at least people have wised up to them which will make it harder for them to groom anyone else .
Lol and on a live stream a girl called him James and he got mad at her and called her a stalker, lol, he probably deleted it but I'm sure it's out there
Greg: Hello police, Chris Hansen is stalking me and at my door right now! Operator: What, THE Chris Hansen as in, Chris "To Catch a Predator" Hansen? Greg: Errrrrr.......
So Greg/James constantly gripes about wanting to talk to Chris Hansen and yet when Chris Hansen shows up to talk, Greg/James calls the cops. Yea, okay, he TOTALLY wants to talk.... LOL
yeah. puffing his chest up and inviting chris hansen to be on his channel to do the interview instead. now chris is at his doorstep, the perfect opportunity to shoot that video and yet he cower like a little child, calling the police to protect him. what an asswipe.
Small nitpick but can we stop calling him grog? Any other thing but grog. Grog is a really sweet and loving character from Critical Role and doesn’t deserve to be put in the same category.
@@violetsparkles5453 As in Onision? Oh absolutely, but I just wish people would stop calling him Grog and do something else... like... grag or grig or grug. Grog is a really sweet character who would beat the shit out of Onision and its disheartening to see people call him grog constantly.
I love the fact that the meme of Greg hiding in his house with Chris looking in the window came true lol Even Chris Hansen was mocking him in his latest video!
I guarantee Chris Hansen notified the local police of his presence and what he was doing. He isn’t a noob. He does things the old fashioned way and has always worked closely with law enforcement. I wouldn’t doubt they knew and were laughing their asses off.
E Cannon imagine being a dispatcher and getting mf grog calling you about chris hansen being outside his house... I would die of laughter right then and there.
They did. Or at least they were aware of the situation and knew EXACTLY what Chris was doing there. They were fans. They seemed to be familiar with Greg too.
Armed NotTriggered oh I’m SURE they are aware of him. After all he abuses their services on a regular basis. 🙃 And no one in LE doesn’t know who Chris is ya know? I’m sure he is even MORE on the local LE’s radar now. After all, Chris Hansen doesn’t just show up at someone’s door for no reason! 😂
Onion: 911 halp me, Chris Hansen is stalking me! 911 operator: Why would Chris Hansen stalk you? Onion: Uh..... an 18 year old said mean things about me....
Not only has Gerg legally changed his name, Kai is now legally changed and so are their children, because when you want your kids to be left out of it, confuse them with a legal name change they had no choice in. I didn’t even know his kids’ names until they became public record due to the legal change.
Layla Mae Interestingly enough, “To Catch a Predator” is a Dateline show. I do worry about it ending up on one of the OTHER crime shows though too. Those kids don’t deserve any of this.
It’s really telling that he brought up the age of this person that was saying mean things. Why would you mention it in such an obvious way? Think about it, if you were in that situation, you wouldn’t mention the age of the mean person 🤪
Shari Welch he’s trying not to shout “they’re calling me a predator and showing all the evidence of my behaviour to the internet and I don’t like being held accountable”
I wonder.. If he changed his name in order to like evade prosecution.. "you say a Greg groomed you? But my name isn't Greg. Its James so.. Your words are invalid."
I'd like to think not even Onion would be that stupid. I'd *like* to think that but we all know, in his gigantic galaxy brain, he probably does imagine he found some genius legal loophole
But its literally illegal to change your name for a reason like that (I'm currently working on changing my legal name) so grog is screwing himself MORE. Amazing. Galaxy brain
Hey Alizée. I was a LEO (law enforcement officer) in the States during the mid 80s. It depends on the jurisdiction if you can be charged with lying to a law enforcement officer. First, lying to a *Federal* agent (any federal official basically) is a felony. One of most famous case Martha Stewart when she lied to the FBI. Some states have made it illegal to lie but it’s really hard to prove. For instance in Greg’s case with his ownership of a firearm. What if the rifle was not in the house? Or is a kitchen knife a weapon? If Greg made signed a report (which is basically an affidavit) it would be easier to prove that type of lying. Where I worked we didn’t have a lying to law enforcement charge. One interesting case I remember when I lived in Idaho was someone what shot an elk illegally. The underlying charge of poaching was a small fine and jail time, but he lied on his hunting tag so that was a felony. Hope this helps.
The one thing I don’t understand is people claiming that Chris Hansen doxxed Onision when his address is public knowledge. It’s on court documents when Washington state sued him and is accessible to the public for free... Like I’ve been knowing his address WAY before Chris Hansen went over there.
plus that's what journalist do-->educate the public about events and issues and how they affect their lives. They spend much of their time interviewing expert sources, searching public records and other sources for information, and sometimes visiting the scene where a crime or other newsworthy occurrence took place
Almost as if RUclips doesn't really care about what Greg does.... Seems like the demonitization is more of a deterrent from exposing him, at this point 👀
as someone who works with 911 dispatchers every day, I may not be a fan of them, but they have more important shit to worry about lol. if you need 911 it's supposed to be like "they have a gun I'm being robbed" not "this news reporter is at my house". like, they can't say "no, I heard about you online I'm not sending deputies" because they can't make a decision like that, but I can tell you 💯 they were either talking about it with their coworkers and one of them probably said "chris Hansen? isnt he the guy that publically calls out pedos?" or doing something more important like sending dispatch to a car accident. p.s. it takes west coast pd forever to get to places because 1) traffic, 2) long distances, 3) more traffic, 4) these people live in the woods 5) other people could be dying
Alizee rolling up on Grames house shouting for an interview would give me life!!! 🤣😂😂 I think Chris Hansen is a tasty treat too!! 😍 "Jimmy" I'm dying!!!
I’m so glad someone else noticed the creepy soft voice! When I first heard that it freaked me right out cause it sounded EXACTLY like my narc of an ex.
@@theastrix8103 It means Onion's understanding of law must have come from Trump University (which was found to be a fraudulent institution that didn't actually educate people, was fined and forced to shut down due to multiple lawsuits for fraud).
Grog: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
Fin Mason don’t disrespect Shrek by comparing him to rotten onion
LMFAOOO 😂😂😂 This is the best comment ever!
James his name is james now......... wtf dude lmao
@@wd5739 ageeed
@Glen tennis
ONIONS HAVE LAYERS.
*Layers of pedophilic intent that is.*
Edit: fuck u typos, *super hacker mode intensifies*
He’s not crying because he’s scared, he’s crying because he got caught.
*No he’s crying because he got to meet the fine thicc Chris Hansen damn he’s a snack so I’d cry if I got to witness the beautiful Chris Hansen too*
stinks understandably Chris Hansen is an absolute unit of a man
ur mom stinks Chris handsome*
his excuses are the excuses of a middle school aged kid
When did I get this many likes wtf
Imagine calling 911 to tell them Chris Hansen is at your doorway.
@Ranch DuBois EXACTLY! This is why I found the 911 call so hilarious! Like bitch, you're digging your own grave wtf are you doing??? Lmfao
Imagine telling on yourself life that
@Noob the Cat Thanks, I spent weeks working with my therapist to recover from the traumatic vision of Greg in a nappy and now I'm back to square one
And then getting upset they aren’t there already , yes fuck any ongoing emergency the onion man needs his entitlement jerked off go help him ASAP
his excuses are the excuses of a middle school aged kid
I've worked 911 dispatch, when she asked him if he knew why Chris was there or if there was a RUclips show it was a dead giveaway for me that she at the very least knew who Chris Hansen was (the police dept there is very familiar with who Greg is also so i wouldn't be surprised if she knew of him as well) if you listen close she stops typing when she asks him why Chris Hansen is there, cause that's not pertinent info for the call, she was taking the piss out of him and I stan her
Fucking MAD props to the 911 operator haha I would’ve pissed myself laughing. She did well😂
It wouldn't surprise me if Hansen let them know he was going there.
Well the local police MUST know who he is by now because of all the ruckus :p
She realised what was going on and tried to gather as much proof against Gurg as she could. Either he had to lie about material information of his emergency (illegal) or he had to admit there was no emergency (illegal). She checkmated him under 5 minutes, like the stable genius Gurg is.
Wait, how do you know that the police dept there is "very familiar" with who Greg is? He's not THAT famous.
They'd almost definitely know who Chris Hansen is, though.
Nobody gonna mention that Chris Hansen talks like he’s narrating I’m TCAP perpetually? Bet anytime he meets someone he opens with “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.” Going out on a date? “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.” Meeting his newborn child? “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.”
I've noticed that but I love it lmao
Graham Phillips ☠️ and I feel like if there is a camera, absolutely.
It is absolutely hysterical, which is why it’s great.
Graham Phillips choked on my Turkish delight at "meeting his newborn child; hi, I'm Chris Hansen" lmao
I'm gonna write Chris Hansen smut and really test this theory
“Do they have any weapons”
“They have a camera crew”
he literally sees a camera he isn’t holding as a threat... i wonder why.
Noob the Cat Well, clearly he was caught in the middle of a live shot...a camera shot. I’m half surprised he didn’t inform the 911 operator that they were shooting him...only to be asked if he recognized the type of gun his attacker was using and answering with “Sony” or “Canon” and then being forced to sheepishly admit they were “shooting” him with cameras. I loved when he denied any knowledge of anyone by the name of “Greg” residing at his house.
And yet he didn't consider himself shoving a camera in Shiloh's face during her having a seizure as threatening or abusive, silly swamp monster
N that’s probably WHY he sees cameras as threatening. He knows how much damage they can actually do. Granted, if you smack someone with the camera, especially one of those camera-crew giants, it would probably hurt pretty bad too.
i'm in absolute stitches over how when the operator lady asks him about what's going on he stalls as he's trying to think of a lie on the spot lmaoooooooo
*"why is he stalking you? do you know why?"*
"uhhhhhhh yeah it looks like there's....... five, six people in the driveway"
*"you said they're from youtube, is it from, like, a show that they do?"*
"no they've parked way down the street. really sketchy."
poor jimbo jackie's remaining one and a half brain cells were scrambling desperately to try and find something believable to say but theyve not had much use in the past decade so they had no clue what to do, bless x
Lmao right like he can't even pretend that he misheard the dispatcher. God it's so cringy, she obviously sees right through him
@@peoplecallmeagoth literally though! I was watching it like honey, she's not buying your bs for a second smh. It's actually laughable how pathetic he is tbh
It’s amazing how he tries to manipulate the responder and just couldn’t keep his story straight.
They are stalkers! They yell a name that’s not even mine! This is totally a misunderstanding! But... it’s because this 18 year old. No 19, totally an adult! And she was mean! And is unstable!
there is no way that dispatcher isn't like rolling her eyes. She seems like she's trying really hard to not let it show in her voice how irritated she is.
Either that, or trying to not snicker on phone.
ninjasylph she’s trying to get enough info to fine him for wasting police time in my opinion
You know that dispatcher heard the name and was just like “THE Chris Hansen?!?!” I’d love to hear what she told the officers
Monica Otoide she probably was like ”prove that it's really Chris Hansen and get us photos” .
celestialangel666 ‘’ can you get me an autograph tho? Yeah, just give it to the officers when they get there.”
She likely knew, she probably laughed and said "Yeah, we need a team over there to witness this mess LOL" 😂
"THE Chris Hansen?! ..like THE to catch a predator...THE have a seat guy?!.."
She was probably nudging her co workers and pointing to her screen while typing. No doubt extra cops went down than needed just to check the drama for themselves in person.
When the dispatcher asked why he’s stalking him if it’s for a RUclips show... she knew who it was. I bet she laughed with the other dispatchers and again when he called to see where the police was
The 2nd time he called, they knew all about it and got him off the phone quick. I wonder how long he waited before he rang the 2nd time. That whiny "are you gonna send someone" was more enjoyable than I should admit to.
Yeah she knew. Operator's would never ask someone calling 911 about a stalker why a stalker is stalking you. In general it is common sense that if someone is truly a stalker they are not rational so there is no excuse, but when he said Chris Hansen I found it hilarious that she couldn't keep herself from asking. I am sure everyone around her at dispatch was like you gotta ask so she did. Just her asking proves she knew what was up. Lol!
Also what I find funny is that he always wants to put himself as the bigger man in the situation, telling the operator that Chris is only 5'10 when in reality he is 6'2. Greg is barely pushing 6 ft and he couldn't bring it to himself to say out loud that this protagonist of a man Chris was taller than him. Wasn't there something said once about Greg wearing shoes to make himself appear taller or some shit?! Lol! You know he was comparing him to his self the whole time when she asked if he was thin or whatever and Greg says he is skinnier.
TKPS According to the 911 call log it was 7 minutes. 7 minutes for a non-emergency. When he lives in the Washington swamps.
And she knew the spelling of Hansen and there's 2 ways to spell it I think.
He waited 8 minutes before making the other call crying about how they weren't there yet. IDK where he thinks he is that he thinks police would be there within 8 minutes for someone knocking on a door?
Massive narc brain. Nothing else could be more important to the cops than shooing a journalist off his doorstep. Better get there faster than the pizza delivery, guys. There’s an unarmed guy knocking on my door and not doing anything else.
the fact that the dispatcher recognized his voice and told him that they have to drive had me ☠️☠️☠️
Haydee Skare I think they can see a record of his recent calls when his info pops up on their system, so they’d probably be like “dude you just called wtf”. I think this would be important if something DID escalate, but all that’s escalating his Onion’s blood pressure.
@Noob the Cat sarcasm, bud.
I don’t know how built up an area he lives in but I’ve lived in more rural areas where even a priority call could easily be an hour or more wait, if you are lucky. I’ve also lived in major urban areas where even an active domestic violence call by the victim can require more than an hour to respond. Barring a report of a violent attempt to break-in or guns being wielded “someone I don’t like is knocking on my front door” is hardly a priority call for police since the other party is not physically escalating anything nor trying to force entry nor making any sort of threats against Greg (and I love how he disavows any knowledge of someone named “Greg” residing at the house when such was his birth name...just another attempt to distort truth and pretend to be the victim of mistaken identity). Whining because somebody was knocking on your front door and is now standing at the foot of your driveway and the police have not arrived within, say, 15 minutes is both a reflection of his narcissism where he sees himself as their only priority as well as just how much of a baby he is that he can not handle a reporter simply knocking on his front door asking to speak with him. He could have simply ignored Chris Hanson and after an hour, or so, he would likely have left with no incident and nothing of significance to report...but Greg instead had to go crying to the police while making up a preposterous story about how he is being investigated for “unfriending” a 19 year old! As usual, he made himself the center of everything and portrayed himself as the hapless victim!
Jimbo James: *hears the doorbell ring*
Jimbo James: *momentarily stops pouring kombucha on himself*
CoolGuyCry: *continues crying*
chris hansen playing breakbot's "baby i'm yours" right outside his door LMAO
You just got a much needed hearty laugh from me.
Thank You, I needed that.
COOLGUYCRY
I nearly choked on my drink rn, that comment is hilarious
“Chris Hansen is a bit of a snack for a 60 year old” literally me 👏🏽😂💕 GIRL 😂😂
his excuses are the excuses of a middle school aged kid
Operator: do you know the name of the person?
Grog: His name is Chris Hansen
Dispatcher: Did he asked you to call the cops on yourself or something?
@@Alik_Odess right!? Lmfao they're like,"Im sorry,are you calling for back up law enforcement to AID Chris Hanson? 💀💀💀💀
Why everyone is calling him Grog now? XDDDD is it because he changed his name? XD it's so hilarious i cant stop laughing when I see "GrOg" 🤣
@Noob the Cat lmao, probably 🤣
his excuses are the excuses of a middle school aged kid
" Do you know why they are stalking you? "
"..........Yeah there are people in the driveway"
Coul Lifestyle I caught that, too. Trying to act like he didn’t hear that
rofl i caught that too. he was so evasive with her questions that she for sure knew something was up 🤣
I caught that too, like, she clearly knew who Chris Hansen was... And the fact that a nonce had been caught out, ooooof LOL
She even asked if it was a show, which is another indicator that she knew, as journalists come with cameras and whatnot, they could have wanted photos and a quote for a new article... She knew it was for Chris's show... 😂
Grog: **calls 911** “hi, Chris Hanson is stalking me,”
The entire internet: **wheezing intensifies**
my wife left me and im living in a tent .....meanwhile tucked up nicely in his house with his assistant predator....oh it was satire but feel sorry for me and send me money . this " guy ? " is 35 years old ? . him and his partner should have at least been banned from using the the internet and had any internet ready devices confiscated buy now . well at least people have wised up to them which will make it harder for them to groom anyone else .
“They called me Greg, that’s not even my name.” How old is he, nine? 😂
Lol and on a live stream a girl called him James and he got mad at her and called her a stalker, lol, he probably deleted it but I'm sure it's out there
What was his plan with that? When the cops show up they may wanna see your ID so it makes no sense
@@Benjy1 A really stupid and sad try to make Chris appearance look like a mistake
@@mariec6601 That girl is also a RUclipsr, her name is Michelle Michaelis & she did some hilarious reviews of the onion's alleged novels
No way Grog is a 9 year old
I need onision saying “it’s Chris Hansen” as my new text tone if only his voice didn’t make me wretch
Hanna try to run it through the vocoder app to distort it and make it even more hilarious 😂
Ight I want it too now
Greg: Hello police, Chris Hansen is stalking me and at my door right now!
Operator: What, THE Chris Hansen as in, Chris "To Catch a Predator" Hansen?
Greg: Errrrrr.......
" nooo...noo...he's a RUclips stalker!!!! " I'm cackling
That's would of been beautiful if it played out that way.
And I oop-
😂😂😂😂
Interesting how Onision can clock Chris Hansen's age but not the ages of the underage girls he was rating... hmmm
This is the best comment in this entire comment section
a lil louder
Excellent point!!
So Greg/James constantly gripes about wanting to talk to Chris Hansen and yet when Chris Hansen shows up to talk, Greg/James calls the cops.
Yea, okay, he TOTALLY wants to talk.... LOL
yeah. puffing his chest up and inviting chris hansen to be on his channel to do the interview instead. now chris is at his doorstep, the perfect opportunity to shoot that video and yet he cower like a little child, calling the police to protect him. what an asswipe.
Small nitpick but can we stop calling him grog? Any other thing but grog. Grog is a really sweet and loving character from Critical Role and doesn’t deserve to be put in the same category.
@@KetchupRocket my nickname is Lord o' Grease for him.
Crista fuck grog
@@violetsparkles5453 As in Onision? Oh absolutely, but I just wish people would stop calling him Grog and do something else... like... grag or grig or grug. Grog is a really sweet character who would beat the shit out of Onision and its disheartening to see people call him grog constantly.
I wonder just how fast Onision’s vegetarian body is going to run from the police when they come a-knocking
I love the fact that the meme of Greg hiding in his house with Chris looking in the window came true lol
Even Chris Hansen was mocking him in his latest video!
Grog: “He’s saying something through the door to me”
Chris: “Open up Greg, I brought the cookies”
You know, since girl scouts won't be coming to their house anymore.
He brought Brownies and Lemonade. Just to recreate that TCAP sting house 🤣
chris hansen really is a snacc tho😳
Ayya meal I reckon
Honestlyyyy
Completely
Total daddy
He still has that good dad bod.
“Chris Hansen is coming after me because an 18 year old said mean things about me”
Chris: _Shows up to Onision's house wanting to talk_
Dickbird Onion: *CALLING POLICE WHILE SHITTING PANTS*
Saffy • 30 years ago U CAN ACTUALLY HEAR HIM SHITTING HIS PANTS BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dickbird onion... Amazing
K but I'm really high and your username really had me trippin for a hot second 😂
While shitting his shirt* 😂😂
Not so funnyy now, is it Onion Turd? JAJAJAJA
I guarantee Chris Hansen notified the local police of his presence and what he was doing. He isn’t a noob. He does things the old fashioned way and has always worked closely with law enforcement. I wouldn’t doubt they knew and were laughing their asses off.
E Cannon imagine being a dispatcher and getting mf grog calling you about chris hansen being outside his house... I would die of laughter right then and there.
They did. Or at least they were aware of the situation and knew EXACTLY what Chris was doing there. They were fans. They seemed to be familiar with Greg too.
Armed NotTriggered oh I’m SURE they are aware of him. After all he abuses their services on a regular basis. 🙃 And no one in LE doesn’t know who Chris is ya know? I’m sure he is even MORE on the local LE’s radar now. After all, Chris Hansen doesn’t just show up at someone’s door for no reason! 😂
When Greg says "It's Chris Hansen" I legit cackled
Same
When Chris posted the shortened version where it's just the first part and it cut off at "yeah it's Chris Hansen" I laughed for like five minutes
*beat drops*
Props to Chris for not letting this go.
I like how he avoids the police dispatchers questions
You can’t lie to the police, Jimmy.
I almost died when the dispatcher responded with “they have to drive to you” 😂💀
Onion: 911 halp me, Chris Hansen is stalking me!
911 operator: Why would Chris Hansen stalk you?
Onion: Uh..... an 18 year old said mean things about me....
That was a checky ass lie he made xD
Not only has Gerg legally changed his name, Kai is now legally changed and so are their children, because when you want your kids to be left out of it, confuse them with a legal name change they had no choice in. I didn’t even know his kids’ names until they became public record due to the legal change.
was this a recent name change?
Nearly a year ago, I believe
Kinda makes me wonder if he's really planning on fleeing, why else would he change the kids too?
I’ve watched too much true crime man... this is soundin like it’s gonna be one of those stories we hear about on dateline one day.
Layla Mae Interestingly enough, “To Catch a Predator” is a Dateline show. I do worry about it ending up on one of the OTHER crime shows though too. Those kids don’t deserve any of this.
You making fun of Greg is so funny never stop
Nobody:
Alizee: Chris haNsEn is a bit of a snacc for a 60 year old
*Lmao honestly my thoughts too*
Ikr. Silver fox 😎😋
Doesn’t even look 60 wowwwweeee.
She already googled him 🤣🤣🤣
"Is it a show?"
They were so glad he said they could put the phone down so they could laugh
Dispatcher: so any idea why he is stalking you?
Greglin: I uh uh um I ahh hmm uh uh a um
Finally, someone brave enough to trek into shreks swamp.
Chris Hansen doing God's work.
I honestly wish Greg would've shouted "WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MY SWAMP!?"
Kai is shrek because onion is surely donkey lol.
Don't compare my beautiful shrek to this smelly onion
It’s really telling that he brought up the age of this person that was saying mean things. Why would you mention it in such an obvious way? Think about it, if you were in that situation, you wouldn’t mention the age of the mean person 🤪
You would if Chris Hansen was at your door and she is (now) a legal adult 😂
Shari Welch and he said, “18...or uh 19” LMAOOOOO
“I am not a child predator, I ditched this mentally ill girl when she became an adult because she was of no use to me anymore.”
Shari Welch he’s trying not to shout “they’re calling me a predator and showing all the evidence of my behaviour to the internet and I don’t like being held accountable”
Onision: His name is Chris Hansen!
Dispatcher: We know, we sent him.
imagine trying to call the police on Chris Hansen the police must’ve been like
“Ok sir, wait-wha did you just say Chris Hansen? 🧐”
Ya'll are doing Shrek so dirty by associating him with this disaster lmao
Same lmao don't insult shrek like that again😂😂
dude onision and kai do a "we're divorcing" bit like once a year, why are people even believing that bs?
I wonder.. If he changed his name in order to like evade prosecution..
"you say a Greg groomed you? But my name isn't Greg. Its James so.. Your words are invalid."
I'd like to think not even Onion would be that stupid. I'd *like* to think that but we all know, in his gigantic galaxy brain, he probably does imagine he found some genius legal loophole
But its literally illegal to change your name for a reason like that (I'm currently working on changing my legal name) so grog is screwing himself MORE. Amazing. Galaxy brain
SAYING CHRIS HANSEN IS AT YOUR DOOR IS A STRAIGHT UP CONFESSION LMAO
God, Hansen's so showbiz and so pro-journalism that he just does a newscast performance even when he's talking normally. It's kind of impressive.
"Do you know what this is about? Why he's stalking you?"
"Yeah...looks like there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 people in the driveway."
😶
These strange men and women in blue with guns stalk me when I break the law.
I don’t know why, it’s not like I groom and fuck kids or anything!
I’d love to see the look on the operator’s face when Greg said, “Chris Hansen.”
chris hansen is a silver fox and we all know it
If I was the dispatcher I would have thrown in a "Ok just take a seat and we'll send someone right over."
Chris Hansen: I heard Kai
me: were they crying? I bet they were crying.
Chris Hansen: Does anything
RUclips: 👀
The way he stuttered when they asked him what was he accused of is GOLD 😂😂😂
when he said "its chris hansen" i swear it sounded like a bit from a south park episode
The police that responded were big fans of Chris Hansen 🤣🤣🤣
Dispatcher: so you say they are from RUclips do they have a show or..?
Grog: no they are down the street
Wut
“Do you know who it is?”
“It’s Chris Hansen”
LMAOOOOO
Hey Alizée. I was a LEO (law enforcement officer) in the States during the mid 80s. It depends on the jurisdiction if you can be charged with lying to a law enforcement officer. First, lying to a *Federal* agent (any federal official basically) is a felony. One of most famous case Martha Stewart when she lied to the FBI. Some states have made it illegal to lie but it’s really hard to prove. For instance in Greg’s case with his ownership of a firearm. What if the rifle was not in the house? Or is a kitchen knife a weapon? If Greg made signed a report (which is basically an affidavit) it would be easier to prove that type of lying. Where I worked we didn’t have a lying to law enforcement charge. One interesting case I remember when I lived in Idaho was someone what shot an elk illegally. The underlying charge of poaching was a small fine and jail time, but he lied on his hunting tag so that was a felony. Hope this helps.
Thanks!
The Boondocks already made a "Chris Handsome" joke
The one thing I don’t understand is people claiming that Chris Hansen doxxed Onision when his address is public knowledge. It’s on court documents when Washington state sued him and is accessible to the public for free... Like I’ve been knowing his address WAY before Chris Hansen went over there.
plus that's what journalist do-->educate the public about events and issues and how they affect their lives. They spend much of their time interviewing expert sources, searching public records and other sources for information, and sometimes visiting the scene where a crime or other newsworthy occurrence took place
Almost as if RUclips doesn't really care about what Greg does.... Seems like the demonitization is more of a deterrent from exposing him, at this point 👀
Onion: "It's Chris Hansen..."
Operator: "Ah ok..Why don't you take a seat"
Dispatcher: "Do you know why you're being stalked"
Greg: 😳
Why does he sound like he’s gonna cry the entire call
I’d invite him in just to say to Chris Hansen “Have a seat.”
I agree, Chris Hansen is very much snacky
as someone who works with 911 dispatchers every day, I may not be a fan of them, but they have more important shit to worry about lol. if you need 911 it's supposed to be like "they have a gun I'm being robbed" not "this news reporter is at my house". like, they can't say "no, I heard about you online I'm not sending deputies" because they can't make a decision like that, but I can tell you 💯 they were either talking about it with their coworkers and one of them probably said "chris Hansen? isnt he the guy that publically calls out pedos?" or doing something more important like sending dispatch to a car accident.
p.s. it takes west coast pd forever to get to places because 1) traffic, 2) long distances, 3) more traffic, 4) these people live in the woods 5) other people could be dying
The “my name isn’t even Greg” line just screams “I want you guys to actually think he’s dangerous.”
I'm a simple girl
I see Alizee.
I click 😁
Love you 🖤🖤
“Do they have any weapons?”
“They have a bunch of cameras”
🙄🙄🙄🙄
This was my fav onion video you've done. Your JOY at going over this new shit is palpable tbh. Love it.
I've been waiting for this all day
The dispatcher was definitely sitting there internally cracking up at how ridiculous onion boy sounded lol she knew exactly what was going on
Very off topic but Alizees eyes are SO PRETTY
I bet Kai had to bleach his undies after that visit.
Kai’s crying again :(
Amy Nash her* undies
Apple they were talking about onisions you dolt
aya winslow really I never knew onisions name was Kai dam the more you know
Apple Kai’s a trans guy
"he's a stalker, he's at my door with cameras yadayada" "what's his name?" "it's chris hansen" deadass
Kai in the background: "Greg."
Smegma: "I've never met this man in my life"
makeup actually looks very cute!
Onion: CHRIS HANSEN IS AT MY HOUSE!
Dispatcher: Okay groomer.
the homeless look is suiting him well
Alizee rolling up on Grames house shouting for an interview would give me life!!! 🤣😂😂
I think Chris Hansen is a tasty treat too!! 😍
"Jimmy" I'm dying!!!
Chris Handsome is a whole meal baby
I almost died when alizee went 'nine nin- one one'
Your make up looks beautiful! I would not have guessed e-girl but I haven’t seen a tone of pics, here for it though!
Honestly that makeup look is super flattering on you.
911 Operator: 911 how can I help you?
Shreg: Help Kai is crying!
911: do you have any weapons in the home james
everyone:
greg: no i don't
alizee: *lip smack*
*ad plays*
hahah nothing screams guilty like calling the cops on somebody like CHRIS HANSEN
Notice how he says: "WE'RE hiding away from the windows."
But he's alone at the house??
I’m so glad someone else noticed the creepy soft voice! When I first heard that it freaked me right out cause it sounded EXACTLY like my narc of an ex.
this hasn’t been demonetized yet so i’m watching the ads all the way thru ily
Chris Hansen is fiiiinnnnee as hell no joke.
911 operator: What's your emergency
Greg: Kai's crying now
Dispatcher: When is Kai ever *not* crying?
i hope greg moves to my neighborhood so i can call “the people” on him 🥰
The fact that Onion Man thinks it's illegal for someone to knock on your door means he must've gotten his law degree from Trump University.
What does Trump seriously have to do with Onion? There's like no compare within the two.
@@theastrix8103 It means Onion's understanding of law must have come from Trump University (which was found to be a fraudulent institution that didn't actually educate people, was fined and forced to shut down due to multiple lawsuits for fraud).
"I'm not Greg, my names James!" As he walks out the front door past Chris Hansen twirling a giant fake black mustache
I love every single thing about your personality that we can see. Ty for your content. I love your work ma’am