Downloaded it, no intention on playing, but I figure if I was gonna do it for someone, it would be for the Lizard Queen. Are you getting paid when people use your link?
Was it every commentary youtuber or every youtuber who talked about onion? Like straight up, do you think they sent it to Danny Gonzalez and drew gooden just to confuse them?
Not a bad idea if they wanted to present him like the cringefest clown he is, but since that doesn't seem to be the narrative they were going with it seems pretty dumb... I wish they went with a more "lmao look at this idiot" type of angle, rather than this ooky spooky shit that he for sure is enjoying being portrayed as.
YEAH i think you’re right about the timeline. People definitely hated Onision before Billie but I think it was the situation with her that really ended his career
So chris hansen is a grifterand messed up for doing what he said he would do thr whole time? Lol, its funny how easy it is for youtube viewers to be brainwashed. Tell me, what did hansen do wrong (give exact examples) Because hansen told us all he was investigating through youtube. Ie interviewing people. Chris isnt the cops
@@UNIRockLIVE he said he was talking to the fbi and that wasn’t true, he’s literally advertised scams in the past, do some research in to who he is. The only brainwashing that happened was when everyone though Chris Hansen was telling the truth, there’s a reason why almost none of the people he’s interviewed in regards to onision and dahvie aren’t on good terms with him any more
I would say that the “fat pact” is actually pretty serious. Stuff like that is a pretty good early indication of an abusive partner. I didn’t know he did that; that’s insane.
My great aunt's ex husband was like that. She told my mom and I that when they got together he told her that if she ever gained weight, he would be very upset. Definitely a red flag 🚩🚩😬
to be fair, they did keep the victims who didnt wanna be in, out. they should just have not sucked and swallowed chris the man who ruined the entire case hanson so hard.
@@Pretzull1 totally did. take it all back F that "documentary" glorified theater play. Its not even for free! they did not keep their word, so... F discovery, Chris I love helping MAPS hanson and onision. all to h€||.
I know I’m not the only one that feels this way but, your advertising for Raid actually makes me want to download it. It’s like a mixture of utter respect but also possible reverse psychology. May your rent forever be paid by them Queen.
I just adore how there's not a single other RUclipsr who matches Alizee's vibes, just so exquisite and so elite, very much judgey young aunt at a family event vibes
I'm so pissed that Shiloh betrayed the rest of the victims, she even promised she wouldn't do something like this to them. I guess a bunch of info about that is on Twitter.
@@alinaheckel4928 If I'm not mistaken, she did tell the other victims that she wasn't going to do the documentary, but then she went and did it anyway. It was shitty of her to lie about it, but I also don't think it's some horrible thing for her to go on and talk about her own experiences if that's what she wants to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's possible I could be missing info tho, it's kinda hard to keep up with
i mean, we can criticize the very real fucked-up stuff he's done without criticizing things he can't control, like how his browline looks. that just makes people who have a similar look feel bad when they haven't really done anything wrong.
I really just sat here and watched a 6-minute commercial for Raid... Which speaks to how good of an entertainer you are, I love your Raid ads because they're just hilarious!
Can you puh-leeze start linking or at least writing down in the description where you get your makeup/tops/what you're wearing? All the kids want to be like you~
Not too long ago I saw Onion in my work to return an item and me completely forgetting he lives in my area I was shocked to see his greasy self in the shop I work for 🖐😭
"Hello [youtuber] please promote our video for free" is a great way to get some really bad reviews. You'd think they'd do some research on what goes over well with youtubers and what doesn't, then do some research on Onion. The whole documentary is pretty much redundant too, because there are youtubers who have done videos on his entire life in way more detail than this
I'm not even a major RUclips creator and even I was insulted when they said Groomin' Onion got no negative press until Chris Hansen came into the scene.
I just have to say, your makeup and hair are just flawless. Your editing? Fabulous. Your humor? Perfection. I feel like I'm just sitting on a couch chatting with a friend in your videos haha. Also you should use your Discovery+ thing to watch Ghost Adventures, it's an AMAZING ride of dude bros hunting ghosts, it's my favorite thing ever lmfao
I think the warmer tones in your hair suit you better! You look great in the first raid add, and now ofcourse, but since you're putting me on the spot here ...I say you look better now! Love the hair, the less harsh brows, absolutely poppin
I’ve watched some of it and had the same response you did. That no one who doesn’t already know who Greg is will care about it. And if they do try to watch it they’ll be lost pretty quickly.
I haven't subscribed to as many channels as I should, because I can never keep up with the notifications, and hardly ever comment, but seriously, you got me when you said you feel underappreciated. As someone who does tend to feel the same, I wish I subscribed sooner! I've been following you on and off (whenever I had proper time, I would binge your videos) and now it's finally official: for what it's worth, have my subscription and active notification bell 🔔
I remember forever ago when your channel was much smaller, asking if you liked the Mighty Boosh because I am a huge fan, and you reminded me in some ways of Noel Fielding in the way you speak, and you heart reacted my comment.
how didnt they talk about why greg got kicked out the army?? it's the most mental stuff about him? he served once (iirc in korea?) and he decided he hates it so he did everything he could do get a discharge instead of quitting INCLUDING all the anti-military content he made, deliberately getting into fights, and stripping completely nude in front of a higher-up and STILL didn't get discharged?? i can't quite remember why they eventually kicked him out, i think kappa kaiju mentions it in a video
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i can't believe raid shadow legends got renamed after Alizee
Magnificent Meta Raid ad! And yes somehow you look even better now. Pheweee!
Downloaded it, no intention on playing, but I figure if I was gonna do it for someone, it would be for the Lizard Queen. Are you getting paid when people use your link?
best ad ever 😂😂😂 I'll download
I can literally feel it in my bones when you’re going to have Raid as the sponsor
yeah the atmosphere takes on a strange chill when Raid are about
😂😂😭😭
Same
It's gross.
I COULD TELL IT WAS COMING
turns out this documentary was edited by the artist, visionary, producer, Shane Dawson
This is everything
😑
king of editing
Hells to the yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're awesome ❤️🤣😎
@@emzurek2257 exactly 🤣
“They like using a lot of creepy background music, in the background”
Alizee Yeezy, a true poet
"They animated animations."
Truly a literary genius for the ages. 😁
When they play it in the foreground, we will be impressed. Nice try, losers!
(I'll go)
Alizee loves Raid so much she has been repeating level 17 for almost a year.
Shhhhh don’t expose her
your lesbian audience disagreed heavily with the 'I don't look like a model either' line
I'm straight and I disagree with that line, the Queen Yeezy is gorgeous
She doesn’t look like a model. She IS a model.
She’s objectively NOT a model. She’s a queen. How dare you
@@eileensnow6153 a God
Yup
For a second I thought the promo was Raid bug killer and honestly that would've been perfect
I mean Onision is vermin.
@@rxxrcousin exactly
ty for the love y'all imma make videos soon
raid shadow legends really be paying for this entire channel
They be paying for what seems like my whole corner of the Internet 👀
raid sponsors everyone.
might make a bad commentary channel just to get raid sponsor money
@@roseclouds5838 shoot, they have me considering a YT channel shot on my 3 year old Android
We stan raid shadow legend sponsors
the fact they emailed every commentary youtuber... i dont think they cared about the review being good or bad, they clearly just wanted publicity.
exactly...So many channels talking about it. They got what they wanted
@@alexib2070 but did they? Sure we are all talking about it but who is sodding watching haha
At least onisions crimes are being made public
Was it every commentary youtuber or every youtuber who talked about onion? Like straight up, do you think they sent it to Danny Gonzalez and drew gooden just to confuse them?
@@doombuggy123 Drew Golden covers more serious topics, so maybe but I think the maturity/age of the RUclipsrs audience probably has more relevance.
i want raid to keep sponsoring you until you quit doing youtube, get that bag, alizee
i want them to sponsor me for the rest of my life, even after youtube.
@@fabiannmessina I’m sure she knows that 😂
@@fabiannmessina hey.... money
@@fabiannmessina i mean... money is money babe lmao
It’s a damn big bag, so yeah; get it.
the raid promo section was better than the onision documentary will ever be
Tea spilled
Discovery Plus: take our documentary seriously
Also Discovery Plus: yeah, put the "vegetarian body" clip in there
Not a bad idea if they wanted to present him like the cringefest clown he is, but since that doesn't seem to be the narrative they were going with it seems pretty dumb... I wish they went with a more "lmao look at this idiot" type of angle, rather than this ooky spooky shit that he for sure is enjoying being portrayed as.
Also Discovery Plus:
Watching something light hearted to escape the reality of lockdown? Here is a clip of Jimmy Saville to ruin your day.
Alizee's pure, unrelenting FURY at being addressed in an email with 'hi there' is fucking killing me.
Alizee is the only youtuber who can recycle an advertisement and still make it entertaining 💅
I felt the raid sponsorship coming from a mILE AWAY
the audacity they have to call grog, a predator, a “teenage heartthrob”-goodnight
YEAH i think you’re right about the timeline. People definitely hated Onision before Billie but I think it was the situation with her that really ended his career
are we surprised this documentary fucked up? not really, considering chris hansen handled it
chris hansen is such a grifter, he ruined the case
So chris hansen is a grifterand messed up for doing what he said he would do thr whole time?
Lol, its funny how easy it is for youtube viewers to be brainwashed.
Tell me, what did hansen do wrong (give exact examples)
Because hansen told us all he was investigating through youtube.
Ie interviewing people.
Chris isnt the cops
@@UNIRockLIVE remember when he got a laptop as evidence and his goon tampered with the evidence?
@@UNIRockLIVE he said he was talking to the fbi and that wasn’t true, he’s literally advertised scams in the past, do some research in to who he is. The only brainwashing that happened was when everyone though Chris Hansen was telling the truth, there’s a reason why almost none of the people he’s interviewed in regards to onision and dahvie aren’t on good terms with him any more
@@UNIRockLIVE he would have expected the dox of one of the people that were criticizing him, but it was the wrong address
Your personal offense to the "Hi there!" Is killing me 😂😂
Holy fuck over a 5 minute ad my god they got their moneys worth
i know, i've brought dishonour to my ancestors
i was thinking the same
@@AlizeeYeezy Tell them too f**k off their dead.
@@AlizeeYeezy shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cow😑✌
First Morges, now Alizee. Just waiting for Strange Aeons to upload and make me believe in the Holy Trinity
the raid shadow legends ad was edited, produced, filmed, and executed better than the onision documentary.
Shane, Jeffree, and Greg back to back? Raid is the only thing keeping Alizee alive at this point.
alizee watching this after torturing herself thru the vlogumentary of Shane Dawson...
Bless our Lizard Queen ✨
I would say that the “fat pact” is actually pretty serious. Stuff like that is a pretty good early indication of an abusive partner. I didn’t know he did that; that’s insane.
My great aunt's ex husband was like that. She told my mom and I that when they got together he told her that if she ever gained weight, he would be very upset. Definitely a red flag 🚩🚩😬
I think he got popular because he was part of the group of first "big" youtubers. If he started from scratch this day and age he wouldn't get anywhere
Yes and in 2008 to emo aesthetic was still going strong. So he had plenty of little kids after him and consuming his content.
Yeah - or he’d be a medium to small sized obscure channel but with a devoted following
Thank god you’re talking about it I couldn’t stand the way drama channels talk about this stuff anymore
I think you look better now, you’re glowing. Although that may just be your lizard person skin hitting the sunlight just right.
It's like you can almost see the progression of your nihilism through the year of sponsorships by Raid. Very impressive.
Alizee's raid ads are the only raid ads I care about 😂😂😂
The only sponsorship that I don't skip over
Need to check out Internet Historian's as well. His are next level.
FlashGitz also do entertaining ad reads that are just trolling Shadow Raid at this point
Hers and count Dankula are the only ones I watch lol.
I’m not 100% sure but I think the big yeezy received an email saying “hi there” but I can’t be sure it wasn’t mentioned that much
to be fair, they did keep the victims who didnt wanna be in, out. they should just have not sucked and swallowed chris the man who ruined the entire case hanson so hard.
The bar is so low 😭
This! All of this!
I haven’t seen ep2 but I heard that’s a lie they blurred victims faces but included their stories or something of that sort.....it’s a shame
@@Pretzull1 totally did. take it all back F that "documentary" glorified theater play. Its not even for free!
they did not keep their word, so... F discovery, Chris I love helping MAPS hanson and onision. all to h€||.
“ok, groomer” is a great line and I envy your wits (and makeup skills)
*(Police Siren in the Background)*
Alizee: "I agree, you go get Greg."
I nearly spat out my coffee on to my keyboard.
LMFAO!
Alizee, blink twice if Raid is holding you hostage
why wouldn't she want to talk for 5 minutes about the 637th most passable mobile rpg of the past 3 years :D
I know I’m not the only one that feels this way but, your advertising for Raid actually makes me want to download it. It’s like a mixture of utter respect but also possible reverse psychology. May your rent forever be paid by them Queen.
Alizee: “Nobody likes me”
Me out loud: “awww😞”
“Do I look better there”
My gay ass:
Queen you look your best in any image
I just adore how there's not a single other RUclipsr who matches Alizee's vibes, just so exquisite and so elite, very much judgey young aunt at a family event vibes
Oni also means ogre, demon etc in japanese so theres another way that could go haha
thank you for this gift of knowledge
That seems more fitting
That's what I was thinking of as well. lol
Alizee saying "headass" was the highlight of my day
Raid shadow legends has put a roof over my head, provided me with an education and ensured I always had food to eat❤️❤️ ily rsl
and all we had to do was skinnerbox people and children and make them microtransaction gambling addict slaves
@@tugger ^
Alizee's ads are the only ones I don't skip just to watch the sh!t show... love it.
Longest raid shadow legends ad I have ever seen and I loved every second of it lmao
That “ hi there” really messed Alizee up man...
I know that hit different
Prayers🙏
I'm so pissed that Shiloh betrayed the rest of the victims, she even promised she wouldn't do something like this to them. I guess a bunch of info about that is on Twitter.
Wait what do you mean? Did she promise not to partake in this documentary? Sorry, i've lost track of everything thats been happening
@@alinaheckel4928 If I'm not mistaken, she did tell the other victims that she wasn't going to do the documentary, but then she went and did it anyway. It was shitty of her to lie about it, but I also don't think it's some horrible thing for her to go on and talk about her own experiences if that's what she wants to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's possible I could be missing info tho, it's kinda hard to keep up with
@@raveng8217 thank you for answering, it really is hard to keep up with all of this
Alizee is the only youtuber I don't skip the paid promotion segment lmao
Can we just talk about how onion boy has like. An Easter Island Head browline lmao
Yes he needs surgery
@@pinkpugginz For so, so many things.
i mean, we can criticize the very real fucked-up stuff he's done without criticizing things he can't control, like how his browline looks. that just makes people who have a similar look feel bad when they haven't really done anything wrong.
@@ghostfrequencies no
Agreed. You, Repzion, Strange Aeons, and several others were already covering onion way before Hansen got to the scene.
When Greg was a baby, is he considered a grogling?
Nope ...
He was more like a Baby Mandrake ...
I really just sat here and watched a 6-minute commercial for Raid... Which speaks to how good of an entertainer you are, I love your Raid ads because they're just hilarious!
I met three puppies this morning and the notification that you'd uploaded a new video is still the best part of today
it’s that cute smile you make when doing certain cheesy lines in the advert that really sell it
"Did Chris Hansen pay you a fiver and a packet of crisps?" killed me 😂😂😂
I subscribed to you today and you are the first person on RUclips that I actually watched a sponsorship piece for because you are hilarious
Can you puh-leeze start linking or at least writing down in the description where you get your makeup/tops/what you're wearing? All the kids want to be like you~
haha the makeup is mainly urban decay (inc the eyeshadow) and the sweater is from all saints!
Bummer. All Saints doesn’t sell that sweater anymore.
@@IratePuffin :((( ughh it’s so pretty, i’m sad
This made me aware that my first alizee yeezy video was also the first raid video... proud to be part of history
Right when you said “who made this?” An add popped up and the guys said “Hi I’m Brandon” ☠️☠️☠️
Only Alizee can make me enjoy a sponsor segment.
your Onision video was probably how I discovered your channel :-) (commenting for dat engagement)
An Onion boy vid AND a 6 minute Raid ad - Today, we are blessed
Not too long ago I saw Onion in my work to return an item and me completely forgetting he lives in my area I was shocked to see his greasy self in the shop I work for 🖐😭
alizee: this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends
me: *enter penguinz0 yeah baby meme*
Excited to see not only see CountDankula do the look back on the ad but now Alizee. Tis a week to be alive.
We should have left onision in 2020 with all the other shit
Raid is quickly becoming my favorite Sponsor. Every time I see someone with a Raid advert the advert is better than the last.
*title implies onion content*
*Alizee proceeds to chop her own raid adverts for like 5 minutes*
"The email didn't say to Alizee or anything, it just said 'Hello There...'
...so it came from Obi-Wan Kenobi?
That phone call was so funny! How the operator didn’t laugh after he said Chris Hansen was at his door I’ll never know
Lmaoo that beautiful face when you announce that RAID sponsor🤣🤣
Went on a first date last week and turns out we both are deep into commentary videos so we spent the whole time excitedly yelling about RUclips drama
"Hello [youtuber] please promote our video for free" is a great way to get some really bad reviews. You'd think they'd do some research on what goes over well with youtubers and what doesn't, then do some research on Onion. The whole documentary is pretty much redundant too, because there are youtubers who have done videos on his entire life in way more detail than this
The Algorithm loves comments so:
*Here is a comment.*
Here is a comment and a like. 👍
I'm not even a major RUclips creator and even I was insulted when they said Groomin' Onion got no negative press until Chris Hansen came into the scene.
The first episode is named Banana Power
I'm losing my mind
I just have to say, your makeup and hair are just flawless. Your editing? Fabulous. Your humor? Perfection. I feel like I'm just sitting on a couch chatting with a friend in your videos haha. Also you should use your Discovery+ thing to watch Ghost Adventures, it's an AMAZING ride of dude bros hunting ghosts, it's my favorite thing ever lmfao
I think the warmer tones in your hair suit you better! You look great in the first raid add, and now ofcourse, but since you're putting me on the spot here ...I say you look better now! Love the hair, the less harsh brows, absolutely poppin
Your RSL ad are the best though the one ad i watch without skipping because funny init.
I...I literally was planning on going through all Alizees videos to create compilation of all Raid promotions
9:55 "I agree, you go get Greg" that was INCREDIBLE timing 😂😂
😂 Raid getting back at Alizee with that hero.... maybe do a best of, or outtakes for the next one? 😸
I was wondering why there was a weight on my heart when the video started.... And then you started the ad....
RAAAIIIIDDDDDDD *shakes fist at sky*
i love how you said "support me, my family, my wife my 20 children" 😂😂😂
I’ve watched some of it and had the same response you did. That no one who doesn’t already know who Greg is will care about it. And if they do try to watch it they’ll be lost pretty quickly.
Yeah. I heard that & am I ever shocked. Super super shocked.
Good to see that Raid Shadow Legends is still sponsoring quality content. It would be ✨wrong✨☝️ for them to stop.
I haven't subscribed to as many channels as I should, because I can never keep up with the notifications, and hardly ever comment, but seriously, you got me when you said you feel underappreciated.
As someone who does tend to feel the same, I wish I subscribed sooner!
I've been following you on and off (whenever I had proper time, I would binge your videos) and now it's finally official: for what it's worth, have my subscription and active notification bell 🔔
I didn't get notified. But I'm glad I got lucky to be this early. I'm gonna enjoy this ;)
Absolutely incorporating "Head Ass" into my vocabulary
I’m loving the sweater!!
I got a commercial for that doc the other day while I was watching tv and I was like where am I?? lol
Alizee always makes me feel better, even when I`m down
Hi there!
Your channel has been breathing life into my last senior year of high school and I thank you for it💕💕
Love from Australia babe
My late husband was a walking encyclopedia about Gurgles because I complained about him so much. XD
You are absolutely glowing today! Love your videos! Much love from California 💕✌🏽
you should make a tier list of trisha paytas’s coming out videos or apology videos, you’re the only youtuber who’s opinion i really care about
that’d be cool
an alternative title: Alizee being bitter over not getting addressed in the email whilst burning bridges with raid-shadow legends
You're all just jealous of onision's sexy "Vegetarian Baaaal-Deeeeeh"
HAHAHAHA
I remember forever ago when your channel was much smaller, asking if you liked the Mighty Boosh because I am a huge fan, and you reminded me in some ways of Noel Fielding in the way you speak, and you heart reacted my comment.
how didnt they talk about why greg got kicked out the army?? it's the most mental stuff about him? he served once (iirc in korea?) and he decided he hates it so he did everything he could do get a discharge instead of quitting INCLUDING all the anti-military content he made, deliberately getting into fights, and stripping completely nude in front of a higher-up and STILL didn't get discharged?? i can't quite remember why they eventually kicked him out, i think kappa kaiju mentions it in a video