EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW HIS ASS AND IT WAS DISGUSTING I’M DISGUSTED IN ME HIGH-KEY! Honestly traumatizing just being an ex follower of that bullshit, I developed an eating disorder and it really sucked.
Yeah I’m afraid of when he discovers the Daddy Boyfriend POVs. They already promote poor relationships with possessive, controlling weirdos. It’s right up his alley.
From what's been catalogued lol about his life. You're both probably right. There are a few suspect things like how he may have been sexually abused by his father but Greg let that claim die out after his father threatened legal action. His father made a video addressing a ton of things. The man seems like he's a bit ridge and slightly old fashioned but nothing like Greg describes him. He also admitted his failures when it came to raising Greg. No patent is perfect. It sounds incredibly fucked up to say but maybe he was just borned damaged.
Because he's convinced he's loved and adored by most with only a few jealous haters and scorned lovers. Damn i wish I had a tenth of that level of self love
I feel like Greg uploaded those older clips of him so young girls could simp over his younger emo look. Which is creepy considering he's a 34 year old man. He likes the attention from young girls
Also the reason why people like Paris is because it's pretty and romantic (at least in the right areas, speaking as someone who's been there). The old European architecture, the centuries of history, the little bistros and coffee shops... it's a great place to go on a honeymoon or with your significant other. The Eiffel tower represents Paris. Also it's an architectural marvel :P
@@marzipanmango I've never understood the obsession with seeing penises everywhere in random objects. Just because something is longer than it is wide, doesn't mean it's a phallic shape. I have never once thought of the Eiffel tower as a phallus, and don't know anyone else who saw it that way either, other than an overzealous English teacher that liked to see penises in everything for some reason.
@@skylarjohnson7779 manipulators will use pregnancy to tie people to themselves. Kai was barely an adult at this point. Super predatory. Now she cant escape and only play his games.
And Greg does not understand the joke of the clip and instead fails at being a husband and father and continues to tape himself from the shoulders up making uwu faces while playing with his hair. He’s....35 now?
Onision/Greg/James is in his early/mid 30s yet still has a 12 year old boy’s sense of humor and mentality, like you have to try to not mature and stay in that headspace.
Did kai even have any surgeries? Cause I feel like he just brain washed her into saying shes a guy so he could say hes bi or gay so he can be "trendy"......
I had to go ahead and get ready to smoke some w33d before even finishing this video. That “Pen 15” comment made me cringe so hard that I almost passed out.
As an American I just find Alizee's voice so appealing. I love listening to her videos while at work cause her commentary gives me the strength to not punch middle aged women.
This onion makes me feel sooooo uncomfortable. Also, let's notice how many filters he puts on in the desperately attempt to look younger. I would be sad for him if I wasn't sure he's a garbage human
Ooh, that's a tough one. They're both cringe, and are both trying to act like they're still in high school. How could people still like them? Their fans surely are literally children; as I can't think of a single adult that would enjoy watching this or be entertained by it (in the way they intended it to be, not someone entertained by laughing at their patheticness lol)
How does that not make sense? Im gen z and grew up playing Minecraft. I actually don’t know any millennials that play Minecraft. And I’m on the older end of gen z born 2k
@@gilbert4394 I know a ton of millennials that play Minecraft. I’m not saying Gen Z doesn’t, just that it’s a game that came out when millennials were in their late teens and early 20s, so him pretending he doesn’t know how to play because it’s too new for him is bs
@@CsillanRose even if I got on Minecraft rn I wouldn’t know how to play anymore. My gfs lil brother plays it now and that shits an entirely different game from when I was a kid. So I believe him that he’s unfamiliar with the game... atleast hate him for something you can prove to be true
@@gilbert4394 lollll I didn’t say I hate him for that, I just thought it was a super weird joke since it’s such an old game. If you’re gonna choose a game that only gen z really plays, just don’t choose a game that came out almost 10 years ago 🤷🏼♀️
Soooo in the first one the thirst trap was being a good father and doing his part as a spouse in the household. Lmaooo which we ALL KNOW gregggg doesn’t like to do.
I always wonder about his distant relatives who have to hold the shame of being related to him. Like they just talk shit about him at Thanksgiving and ignore his requests for money.
16:44 Girl, I've been searching for that video! I'd seen it when it had come out and was TRAUMATIZED lol. Never could find it again, I had begun to think I had dreamed it up. I'm crying laughing 😂
After watching the ones he filmed outside, I have to wonder what being Onison's neighbor is like and I can't think of anything that would be positive about that situation.
I usually just kind of zone out whenever youtubers I watch promote their products, but your raid shadowlegends ads actually entertain me and I'm always excited for them LOL
A guy who thinks he's the only one who feels and thinks while everyone else also feels and thinks. That's what those "paths" are. (sociopaths/psychopaths) it's not that they dont feel anything. It's that they dont connect with others on that mental and emotional level. Everything is off balance. Side stepped. But hurt anyone and there are no excuses. It is your fault. Consequences will make most people understand.
i just realised he straight up wrote his books about himself... like in one of them the main character gets ARRESTED after refusing to eat what his father made for him, and he hated his step-mother/father's girlfriend.
what I love so much about Alizee's channel is that her audience is mainly mature, unlike most youtube channels, so much so that she can be sarcastic while promoting something and it being recieved well
I’m not gonna lie... I got the notification but didn’t immediately click because I saw 'onision + tiktok' and needed to mentally prepare myself for this one.
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He made a video calling out PenguinZO
@@SenOutOfContext charlie? What did he do??
Of course he’s gone over to tiktok, where all the young children are 😂🤦🏻♀️
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That does make sense! Yikes! Hopefully he’s being monitored!!
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW HIS ASS AND IT WAS DISGUSTING I’M DISGUSTED IN ME HIGH-KEY! Honestly traumatizing just being an ex follower of that bullshit, I developed an eating disorder and it really sucked.
I was about to say the same thing
bullying onision is one of the simple pleasures that i miss about everyday life
Yes. It's my guilty pleasure.
Whenever I see a video criticizing Onision, I salivate. I react to it like it was a movie I’ve been waiting for.
@@SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen ain’t nothing guilty about it girl 😌❤️
Why? We can still pick on him during Covid. Ain't shit changed lol
@@4teenpages I’m sayin!😂
I’m truly shocked that he isn’t doing POVs.
Ah, delete this. Don't give him ideas😂😬
How much we betting until he's dueting with teenagers
POV you're onion's laptop and he's making those weird posts on twitter. There's a sound of a child falling from a window in a background.
Yeah I’m afraid of when he discovers the Daddy Boyfriend POVs. They already promote poor relationships with possessive, controlling weirdos. It’s right up his alley.
POV you're a 13 year old girl with body image issues and your favorite youtuber hits up your dms
“WHY IS GREG LIKE THIS?” Science doesn’t even know
I don't think even Greg knows why he's like that lmfao
From what's been catalogued lol about his life. You're both probably right. There are a few suspect things like how he may have been sexually abused by his father but Greg let that claim die out after his father threatened legal action.
His father made a video addressing a ton of things. The man seems like he's a bit ridge and slightly old fashioned but nothing like Greg describes him. He also admitted his failures when it came to raising Greg. No patent is perfect. It sounds incredibly fucked up to say but maybe he was just borned damaged.
@@Dr.Moogle tbh Greg's mother may play a bigger role in terms of turning him into the mess he is today.
@@crowdemon_archives His birth mom, his father's secpn wife or both? I actually don't know much of the lore surrounding her.
@@Dr.Moogle Birth mother, whoops.
Why can’t Onision accept the fact that he’s hated and irrelivant?
Because he's convinced he's loved and adored by most with only a few jealous haters and scorned lovers.
Damn i wish I had a tenth of that level of self love
@@DrCandyStriper Maybe if I had at least that much I wouldn’t look in the mirror every morning and cry for at least 10 minutes
@@phoebe7510 Right? I might spend a lot less time on my shrink's couch that way.
@@DrCandyStriper Me too. I was taught an different experience between confidence and self esteem, this guy seems to have the who package!
Because narcissism does that to you
I genuinely don't know why RAID keep sponsorsing Alizee but I am assuming at this point its purely coming from a place of wanting to torture her
Torturing her by giving her thousands of dollars per video
To be fair, it’s the only raid ad I actually watch so maybe she’s on to something lol.
Its like a tsundere relationship
So pleased someone mentioned this. Alizee makes me laugh so much when she is promoting Raid Shadow Ledgends. She seems so hysterically sarcastic.
Somehow Alizee's sarcasm actually convinced me to try out the game
I feel like Greg uploaded those older clips of him so young girls could simp over his younger emo look. Which is creepy considering he's a 34 year old man. He likes the attention from young girls
Why else would he be on tik Tok if not to try to groom young girls?
@@minajones8341 I was just thinking when I saw the video I was like "Great he is on a new platform with new underage girls to groom and manipulate."
Onision is like the opposite of Midas. Whatever he touches massively loses value.
Midas and Merdes. One turns things to gold, the other turns things to shit.
He is still trying to ride the fame from a video of him dancing while dressed like a banana....
@@Boredchinchilla I caught my sister listening to that yesterday and strangely her room is empty and I haven't seen her all day 🤷 mysterious huh
lmao.
DAMN
No, Grog, the last time you called the cops on someone was when you got scared of Chris Hansen lmao
"Do you know who the RUclips stalker is?"
"Yeah, it's *Chris Hanson*"
😂😷😭😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
Can you imagine the confusion of the 911 operator 🤣😂
@@dd42101 the singular piece of 2020 that reliably brings a smile and chuckle to me.
It won’t ever get old or unfunny to me.
It's ok Alizee, we all know that greg's existence in and of itself is laughable.
Heaven forbid us women appreciate an architectural marvel. No. Clearly we are all think about sex every moment of the day like him. 🙄
And we're all fighting eachother for him😂😂😂😷
Also the reason why people like Paris is because it's pretty and romantic (at least in the right areas, speaking as someone who's been there). The old European architecture, the centuries of history, the little bistros and coffee shops... it's a great place to go on a honeymoon or with your significant other. The Eiffel tower represents Paris.
Also it's an architectural marvel :P
@@marzipanmango I've never understood the obsession with seeing penises everywhere in random objects. Just because something is longer than it is wide, doesn't mean it's a phallic shape. I have never once thought of the Eiffel tower as a phallus, and don't know anyone else who saw it that way either, other than an overzealous English teacher that liked to see penises in everything for some reason.
@@emstink
Onision has the humor of a middle schooler. I think all of us on the internet fears for his wife and kids.
@@emstink I agree!
“Model” BWAHAHAHA im already laughing my ass off over here
The worst model of all time!
Don't you have to be signed to an agency to be a model?
@@hoperenata3601 Delusion... Convince yourself...
I swear that was inspired by Gronk and Gronk alone.
I don't want to believe this man is a father. These poor children
It makes me so uncomfy 🙃
As pink guy says "I'm dying insiiiide, and all I see are demons!"
I can't get over the fact that someone was able to stay around him long enough to get pregnant.
@@skylarjohnson7779 manipulators will use pregnancy to tie people to themselves. Kai was barely an adult at this point. Super predatory. Now she cant escape and only play his games.
These is the rumor that Kai has left him and took the kids with him. He hasn’t been seen in months at this point, all pictures Greg shows are old.
The most disturbing thing about all of this is it’s technically from before his fall from grace. This is him at his peak.
You consider the last few months his PEAK?? He peaked like 8 years ago
Edit: I didn't finish the video! You are correct 👌
He's like this because he has the mind of a 15 year old boy.
I don’t get what stopped working in his brain at that age to become such a toxic “big” teenager.
You put my thoughts into words perfectly, he's like the weird kid in middle school who thinks he's an intellectual
15 is generous if you ask me
as a 15 year old boy, were not this bad i promise
he certainly tries to go for the dating range of a 15-year-old, that much is certain
This video shouldn’t be this short, that’s good editing 💖💖
It's still 19 minutes. Just how short is Short?
QJ89 well it would take me at least 62 lifetimes to laugh at Onision
Dove Natalë no, it was a joke, maybe it didn’t register with you but that is the least of my worries.
@@lov3hurts943 the joke is implying that it would have taken her a lot longer unedited to find something laugh worthy in onisions tiktoks
@@lov3hurts943 judging by the 800 likes other people can comprehend it lol
That bearded man who was doing all the chores while looking tough was kinda sweet tbh. Like that is a real man
No kidding. Can we give him more attention and not grog
Legit, significantly more interested in him and would share a glass of wine with him
And Greg does not understand the joke of the clip and instead fails at being a husband and father and continues to tape himself from the shoulders up making uwu faces while playing with his hair.
He’s....35 now?
I was looking for this! The man is genuinely a good person (or at least better than the ogre that is onision)
I found that bearded fellow’s video really charming, honestly.
Onision/Greg/James is in his early/mid 30s yet still has a 12 year old boy’s sense of humor and mentality, like you have to try to not mature and stay in that headspace.
And he laughs at all his jokes 🙃 🤣
don't disrespect 12 year old boy's sense of humour like that
Onision is on a platform who's userbase is predominantly children.
What could possibly go wrong.
^^^ This! ^^^ All of this and then some!
Onision(the Web weasel) has all the emotional depth of a pot noodle, the sex appeal of a road accident, and the wise wisdom of a teletubbie.
Greg is clearly considering joining a MLM right now
My theory before watching this video was that she was gonna fake laugh to end it early, nobody can take that much suffering
not the first time a woman had to fake something for grog to just stop
The tables have turned alizee... Today I am the one with bad cramps who's going to torture herself... ✨✨
Greg: actually I am gay since I have a husband
Also Greg: ew gross men hot sexy women hurrgh
Did kai even have any surgeries? Cause I feel like he just brain washed her into saying shes a guy so he could say hes bi or gay so he can be "trendy"......
I had to go ahead and get ready to smoke some w33d before even finishing this video. That “Pen 15” comment made me cringe so hard that I almost passed out.
I was smart and smoked before the video 😂😂
Spotify/Apple Music producer? What tf does that even mean?...does he mean musician??! 30 seconds in and I already have a migraine
It’s like he’s eternally 14, but an immature 14 yr old.
Im afraid to watch this in case my tiktok algorithm changes and starts to think I want to see his content
i started and now i can’t stop
Of course Onision is a model.
Just look at that Vegetarian... BODDDDDAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!
Im so glad you included the additional AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!, that makes it so much better
i laughed so hard
THIS IS MY.. BODAAAAAAAAAAY-
HAHHAHAHA that will never not be funny 😂💀
His face and voice make me feel unreasonably angry and sick inside but I'm watching for Alizee.
14:30 made me wanna set myself on fire
You know when there is a raid sponsorship then it's going to be a big boi of a video
At this point, he is just a discount version of Shane Dawson, which is sad, because Shane isn't really worth much in the first place
Yeah, but an even more annoying and immature version of Shane dawson
Wasn't he always..?
It actually creeps me out how similar they look!
his whole "career" was built off of looking like shane
why is this dude even allowed to have a dog, or childrens?
As an American I just find Alizee's voice so appealing. I love listening to her videos while at work cause her commentary gives me the strength to not punch middle aged women.
Why do you want to punch middle aged women?
@@WesternkindArt i work in retail, literal Hell on Earth
sorry alizee but not even for you i can stand to hear that man's voice or see his face. I'll leave a like though.
Understandable
This onion makes me feel sooooo uncomfortable. Also, let's notice how many filters he puts on in the desperately attempt to look younger. I would be sad for him if I wasn't sure he's a garbage human
So sad that he still isn't in jail and has an account on a platform for CHILDREN
At the very least he should have all internet access taken away from him.
I've always noticed this, but he has really long eyelashes. Somehow they make him look scarier.
The long sigh that “god I’m so damaged” produced from me was... honestly impressive
The fact that this video on Onision’s tiktoks is about double the length of the video on Shane Dawson’s speaks volumes.
And I thought drinking at 9 am in lockdown was the worst thing I’d subject myself to today :/
I hope you're okay:)
Jaybay Doesstuff u ok? ;(
@@aquasheep9535 no but thanks for asking :)
Jaybay Doesstuff :( well I really hope you feel better soon, and remember there’s always someone that loves you
Mood. Hope you're doing better (gender neutral) dude.
The sarcasm in that ad read was everything omgggg. Get that coin girl
He really thought he did something. . . wow (also I love your content alizeeeeee)
Thank you Avaaaaaa
Alizee should actually do a gameplay of Raid Shadow Legends. Like I wanna know if she actually plays the game
😂
I love how sarcastically you do the RAID sponsor its genuinely amusing
Still can't deny his tiktoks are more entertaining than Shane's lol
They both suck
@@-marbelle-9266 Yeah but they suck differently
They are different flavours of cursed.
That’s like being the nicest guy in prison.
Ooh, that's a tough one. They're both cringe, and are both trying to act like they're still in high school. How could people still like them? Their fans surely are literally children; as I can't think of a single adult that would enjoy watching this or be entertained by it (in the way they intended it to be, not someone entertained by laughing at their patheticness lol)
I almost started crying out of secondhand embarrassment.
Why is Greg like this? Well as someone who was dropped on their head as a child, it’s definitely not that...
Same, we don’t claim him 😤
Probs fell out a window just like his child!
@@theoriginalkrabbypatty 👏👏 bravo!
He is so hard to watch. He is not funny at all. Im convinced its because he doesn't have empathy and can't understand humor 😂
I think you might be on to something. It's hard to be funny and relatable when you're so disconnected from the world and so emotionally stunted
He fun to laugh at because he is such a failure, and his sense of humor is so...utterly shit.
He seriously acts like an alien pretending to be human. Something is definitely off even though you cant quite explain it
He's most likely emotionally underdeveloped in some sort, honestly no person can be that unfunny
Onision calling himself a model is the funniest joke he’s ever made.
“Millenial plays Gen Z game” ... was that some kind of weird joke? Minecraft is was released in 2009
How does that not make sense? Im gen z and grew up playing Minecraft. I actually don’t know any millennials that play Minecraft. And I’m on the older end of gen z born 2k
@@gilbert4394 I know a ton of millennials that play Minecraft. I’m not saying Gen Z doesn’t, just that it’s a game that came out when millennials were in their late teens and early 20s, so him pretending he doesn’t know how to play because it’s too new for him is bs
@@CsillanRose even if I got on Minecraft rn I wouldn’t know how to play anymore. My gfs lil brother plays it now and that shits an entirely different game from when I was a kid. So I believe him that he’s unfamiliar with the game... atleast hate him for something you can prove to be true
@@gilbert4394 lollll I didn’t say I hate him for that, I just thought it was a super weird joke since it’s such an old game. If you’re gonna choose a game that only gen z really plays, just don’t choose a game that came out almost 10 years ago 🤷🏼♀️
God they really should have banned TikTok here in America. It's perve heaven
Basically!
I was just thinking that...
Soooo in the first one the thirst trap was being a good father and doing his part as a spouse in the household. Lmaooo which we ALL KNOW gregggg doesn’t like to do.
The idea that some stan made this account is more terrifying than any eldritch horror
He's legitimately insane. I just want him to go awayyyyy
Just when I think I’ve seen him for the last time, I’m wrong
@@shanicek5188 he's like Voldemort... saying his name just makes him stronger😭
@@BRBonGiediPrime😭 he must not be named anymore
From the title I'm guessing this is a long video, almost an eternal video until lizard queen gets pissed off
I always wonder about his distant relatives who have to hold the shame of being related to him. Like they just talk shit about him at Thanksgiving and ignore his requests for money.
"Wait, Onion has a Tik- of course Onion had a TikTok" my whole reaction to seeing this title
Omg, your expression at the very beginning of the video 😂😂 had me dying.. it’s the look of “here we go again” 🙄😑
I think i rolled my eyes more times in the first 10 minutes than this whole year alone.
That Pac-Man clip actually disgusted me a lot more then I thought anything you were going to show me would.
Funny how he mentions “Crazy Time” as if there’s a time he isn’t crazy
9:10 quick question: does he legit think that's a justified reaction? Like, you started that exchange!
Bless you for putting yourself through all this. Stay strong!
8:52 I highly doubt it’s solely cause he refused to eat a meal. He probably got angry and violent about it, like Greg does.
So It's the senior citizen side of Tik Tok?
That “thirst trapping” video was a man being a good partner and father and all Greg saw was funny faces. Of course.
Profile lists Onision as a musician/producer and a “model”: yup that’s gotta be the real Onion lol, come on bro you’re really reaching there
Only thing that would be funnier is if he added "humanitarian".
Alizee, my love, my darling, my wee poppet... Shane was enough you didn’t need to do this to yourself.
I want you to take that Raid Shadow Legends money and get one maybe, perhaps even two bottles, of wine and a sweet treat cos you’ve earned it
Excellent use of poppet!
I'm glad we can laugh at Onision instead of laughing with him now
Did anyone laugh with him 😉
@@1greenblink we all are🙃🤣😭😛
His a huge joke
I have no words...I'm so sorry you had to go through that alone
Secondhand embarrassment is crazy hard to tolerate here. You're wayyyyy stronger than me.
I had to pause a few times. Hes so embarrassing.
Imagine being his neighbor? Imagine being his child?!
"Onision, you try to hard-" 😩🖐 no more needed
16:44
Girl, I've been searching for that video! I'd seen it when it had come out and was TRAUMATIZED lol. Never could find it again, I had begun to think I had dreamed it up. I'm crying laughing 😂
The fact that this man was ever successful feels like the universe trolling us.
After watching the ones he filmed outside, I have to wonder what being Onison's neighbor is like and I can't think of anything that would be positive about that situation.
Haven’t even started watching yet but upon learning that onision makes tiktoks, my life is now better and worse.
Alizee's ad read voice: "👁👄👁 what is up fellow gamers"
12:26 Onision drives Alizee to the almost point of questioning sobriety. He's a complete fucker like that.
We like the Eiffel Tower because big wire frame go ✨⭐️✨💫🌟 and we like shiny. Phallic symbols have nothing to do with it, Grog.
Being a new sub and getting a notification for a new video while binging on the previous contents is the best thing ever.
I usually just kind of zone out whenever youtubers I watch promote their products, but your raid shadowlegends ads actually entertain me and I'm always excited for them LOL
"model" UHHH GIRL SINCE WHEN 😭
Alizee, blink twice if RAID Shadow Legends is standing behind the camera
A guy who thinks he's the only one who feels and thinks while everyone else also feels and thinks.
That's what those "paths" are. (sociopaths/psychopaths) it's not that they dont feel anything. It's that they dont connect with others on that mental and emotional level. Everything is off balance. Side stepped.
But hurt anyone and there are no excuses. It is your fault. Consequences will make most people understand.
onion's books are just his edgy dream journals with a mediocre attempt at a plot
I love KrimsonRogue’s breakdown of them. He’s able to shred Onision’s “books” lol
those last videos gave me so much psychic damage that i just cried
Every time. Every single time I laugh at your sponsorships. 😆
i just realised he straight up wrote his books about himself... like in one of them the main character gets ARRESTED after refusing to eat what his father made for him, and he hated his step-mother/father's girlfriend.
yaii vegans whose reaction to onision are to vomit a little in their mouths UNITE!
I avoided this video yesterday ... but i will suffer with you now. Love you Alizee
Why am I watching this. Why are you doing this to us XD you make watching this stuff amusing instead uf headcrushingly horrible. Thank you.
what I love so much about Alizee's channel is that her audience is mainly mature, unlike most youtube channels, so much so that she can be sarcastic while promoting something and it being recieved well
The face in the beginning alone deserved a like😂😂
Alizee you are a saint and a legend thank you for your service of going through his page you deserve so much better
I’m not gonna lie... I got the notification but didn’t immediately click because I saw 'onision + tiktok' and needed to mentally prepare myself for this one.
Seeing the onion trying to act * oowoo * is physically nauseating.
I'm disappointed when I remember he exists