sean i really apreciate everything you do for us, i used to wach your videos just to take up time but as the channel developed and grew ive also grow to love this place and everyone in it and in the darkest of times you brought light into the dark sad room and we all love you for what you do. keap it up for everyones sake, thank you
Jack: Fist me felix Septiplier fans: *Currently preparing for war* Jack: Bro fist, you know? Septiplier fans: *Stops preparing for war and continues shipping*
It is crazy how important a complete stranger can be! It feels like you are a friend of mine, even though you don't know that I exist. But everytime you smile or laugh I have to smile too. :)
I know you two must be like eight and laugh at voice cracks because you use face Q or something like that for your profile pic it's life deal with it ffs you eight year olds
+A for alph well u can't say much if u don't like the comment just keep scrolling and + vids are shit and I'm starting a new channel I bet u 25€ or whatever ur currency is i will past 100 subs
Because sometimes when you're acting out a scene, pretending to beg for them to stop is part of it. So with a safe word that you'd never say while having sex, it lets your partner know that you really want to stop and you're not just saying 'no' to get into it.
if you are serious then beat them up... or get someone to do it for you. jacksepticeye probably won't reply because he probably won't see this though don't feel bad. its not cause he doesn't care... or talk to someone else
just a few tips: use your jumps, kicks, blocks, and power attacks (hold down) a lot more than you do (also you can jump on that thing that spins around shooting fire without being harmed). With long weapons (spears, poker sticks, bar thingies, microphone stands etc) use the normal attack mostly, spades, blades and bats are best with power attack (especially blades, they help you chop 'em up), and try and go for the legs, neck, eyes, and mouth because they do the most damage (-1 leg = death, any damage to the brain (no skull in eyes/mouth, and neck because it does a lot of damage), and use the traps by kicking people into it or whacking them (power) with weapons like spades. With the bosses, (boxer, big guy, blackbeard, machete guy/biker leader, samurai guy, and anyone that doesn't fall down when you KO kick them) the best bet (especially if you have no weapons) is to circle them and kick them, or do quick, running attacks where you sprint at them, jump to avoid their attacks and preferably kick them in the face then run out. This means you don't get hit but they still take damage. Also, with bottles (not all, but some) you can usually smack them into a wall and it will break, allowing much more damage (makes 'em sharp). There is probably more I am forgetting and I am not saying I am awesome at it, but I hope these help you or anyone else in getting better :).
I just bought the game and tried it hard... Tbh I, II, III, IV are easy, V is pretty hard, VI, VII , VIII and IX are easy as fuck.. no challenge at all there, and then there's X... X is pretty damn hard. Only 5 enemies but 4 of them have a shitton of hp and u don't really have any weapons, if u kill one of them they drop their weapon but u can only deal around 3 hits with those and they break so u have to fist them to death... i died cause i got impatient and tried to rush things..
Dang,This is the 1st comment ive posted on a video of jacksepticeye and im early. Imma make a joke. You heard of the guy that got his left arm and leg cut off? well... He's all right now! Geddit?
Jack i love your videos and my cat is dying on me and when i was crying i decided to watch you and you made me happy i spent as much time with my cat until she passed and when she did past i was xrying again so i watched you again so i can feel happy she is now with me now not here but in my heart i will always love your videos and if you can make me happy you can make anyone happy, keep spreading good vibes everywhere and always STAY A BOSS
Story for JSE JSE was wondering around playing Pokemon go and then he came across a wild SepticEye He was like "Yay a SepticEye I have not found it". So he gave it RazzBerry and a PokèPie
Ok so might have nothing to do with video but it was like 3 am and I fell asleep watching this video and I end up dreaming about just meeting jack/Sean in public!!!!!(now all I have to do is make it reality)
Hi Jack, I stopped my friend from jumping off a building today. It has really got to me because she now wants to jump still. U are so comforting and take my mind off it thank you. I really think no one needs to commit suicide because everybody has someone who cares about them
JACK. MAYBE IF YOU STOP THROWING EVERY SINGLE WEAPON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE THE WEAPONS MORE 😹😹 WEAPONS BREAK FASTER WHEN THROWN, BUT YE WONDER WHY YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS
That requires him to read instructions. I think its a rule of lets play's to not read them or something because nobody seems to notice them. They are just like "yeah okay standard shit skip. HOW DO I DO THIS?!" it was literally one line under where you stopped reading!
+DkGamer Brothers ow...well..*sigh* Now I feel alone... (start crying)ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????!!!!! WHY DID YOU TOLD ME THAT?????!! And If you want to ask then Yes,I had a bad day...very bad day!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"It's running at ass frames per second" 👌👌👌
69 likes, nice 👌
Jack: "Fist me Felix".
Me: *constipation face enabled.
Jack: "You know: BRO-fist"
Me: *constipation face offline.
Lmao
You've been fisted 😋
What type of music do they make?
Lmao
Evie Bot
OMG Evie, not again!!!!! *starts ripping hair out*. WHAT FUCKING MUSIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! AND WHO IS THEY?!
"fist me felix"
and then one thounsand fanfiction beging on that sentence XD
jack use spear
it's super effective!
Jack needs to stop. Omg 😂😂😂
Jack loves messing with the fans lol 😂
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack should get Felix to fist me XD
11:48 "I can't fight with nothing !"
*YES YOU CAN YOU'RE IRISH.*
what does that mean?!!
+The definition of a bad time irish bar fights
Nice one
***** Are you really canadian ? I'm canadian too ! :D
Me too :D
Now every time I hear "TOP OF THE MORNING YA' LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!" I think of the "All The Way" song.
Laddies*
Zer0 cRat3r mAKer He said ladies. He edited it after I replied.
I was going to comment this
same
Me too
PLAY MORE PAINT THE TOWN RED PLEASE JACK SEPTIC EYE FOR THE FANS
Jack: *throwing all the weapons instantly breaking them*
Also Jack: WHY ARE THERE NO WEAPONS?!
It doesn't insta break them, the enemies were just picking them up, even the bottles take two throws to break completely
I miss when Jack actually wore his boss hat
Me too
His new video
Yes but I like him without his hat too
But ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?
he found it and still doesn’t wear it
"Sing me a song"
Me: " I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE IN YOU, I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE IN STEVE, IN STEVE!!!!
All the way! All the way!!"
SAME
Same!😃😃
who?
same lol
ellis mario stop spamming "who"
jack: I HAVE A SCORD
me: can we replay that one more time
jack: A SCORD
me: one more time
jack: A SCORD
SCORD INTENSIFIES
intestifies?
XD INTESTIFIES
+jаcksepticeye FAKE
intesticles
Behold, A fake jack
sean i really apreciate everything you do for us, i used to wach your videos just to take up time but as the channel developed and grew ive also grow to love this place and everyone in it and in the darkest of times you brought light into the dark sad room and we all love you for what you do. keap it up for everyones sake, thank you
So wholesome 🤍🖤💜💜
I just turned the vid on and my dad came in to hear " FIST ME! FIST ME FELIX!"
If I heard THAT when I walked into a room, I would just leave with no questions asked.
so....what happened
+Clears Jellyfish Friend xoxo he dad must have fisted him
bestgamer probably
+Clears Jellyfish Friend xoxo yea
please play cards against humanity
done
YAAAAAAAAASSSS
YES PLEASE
He has.
+AussieSquid I want him to play it again!
Is it me, or is Jack's hair getting greener with every episode?
It's you
^
It's you
please check out my channel
yeah, it seems like it is
Jack: Fist me felix
Septiplier fans: *Currently preparing for war*
Jack: Bro fist, you know?
Septiplier fans: *Stops preparing for war and continues shipping*
Septiplier fuckwits are the worst fuckwits.
+Elizabeth Salazar Language
Elizabeth what the fuck do you mean "No shit you dumb ass" he assumed it you fucking idiot
lol nice profile pic it's heavy BUT silly comment XD
+Mochi Shionoya your 10 year old niece needs to take a nice long look at her life and figure out where the problems started.
"I can't fight with nothing"
*YES YOU CAN YOU JUST USE INSULTS YOUR IRISH YOU KNOW THE BEST INSULTS*
Massive Chaos of my own personal information to help you out of town for work in progress and it's the best of luck to you
Hey! The Scottish have just as good insults, if not better! Down with the Irish, up with the Scottish!
Anna Marie HON IRELAND!
+Anna Marie No need to argue. Both countries have the best trash talk.
Timothy Torres you do know what hon Ireland means dont you?
You could say jack wants to win all the way to victory town... (all the way..)
+Karime Gomez tbh who doesn't 🙃
WHY ARNT YOUR LEGS MAGNETIC?
haha lol I get u
I BELIEVE IN STEEEEVE
I believe , i believe in Steve
To those who are bumming out that tomorrow is Monday, let me give you a cyber hug :D! Tomorrow will be an AWESOME day for you! :3
I want it to be Sunday (31st) because I'm going to one of my favorite provinces for vacation....my province is boring
I know because its summerbreak so doesnt matter :D but thx
wut r u on about it Mondays great summer holidays :3
In want it to be summer for an eternity
Not for me :(
It is crazy how important a complete stranger can be! It feels like you are a friend of mine, even though you don't know that I exist. But everytime you smile or laugh I have to smile too. :)
well he isn't really a stranger as he tries to be a good friend to everyone
Jacksepticeye is best Irish Jesus.
BF4 N00b Yes, that's true! :) But you don't know him personally, at least I don't and he is still very important to me.
TimesNewLogan Haha, so true! :D
Well I'm glad I can make you smile :D you guys mean a lot to me!
need to see this animated!
Yes yes yes. All the way yes.
jack do more of paint the town red it's amazing😍😍😍😍😍
It's such a good game!
Very true
yeeee
But what would he do?
totally!!! its awesome and hilarious
This game has been alot of fun. just wish there was more levels.
please check out my channel.
+fertner LMAO
It can't be helped 😢
+ZemZi no.
me too D:
Every time he says his intro, I think of "All the way"
me too :)
same
I was looking through the comments just to see if anyone had said that 😂
:D
Yes
“This is very violent”
If an Irishman says that you know it’s crazy
lol that voice crack at 10:37
XD
I know you two must be like eight and laugh at voice cracks because you use face Q or something like that for your profile pic it's life deal with it ffs you eight year olds
+A for alph Rekt
+A for alph de_stroyed
+A for alph well u can't say much if u don't like the comment just keep scrolling and + vids are shit and I'm starting a new channel I bet u 25€ or whatever ur currency is i will past 100 subs
When you have no life, so you keep refreshing jack's channel and wait for a video.
okay me
Oh hi me
ery much me
Yup that me
I just have alarms. Then once they go off I rush to the channel.... Haha, I don't have a life :(
Whenever my computer freezes, "I swear to god if you let it go!"
Heh, get it
I get it.
All the way!
+GreatJumpinGamers to victory town
hahha that happen to me sometimes
What he needs to use: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!!!!
..."Salami" is a terrible safe word. You're supposed to use words that WOULDN'T come up in sex.
+jacksеpticeye jack you are doing great with the channel I am a sub and I liked every video
"Hey man, I'm Salami.Tommy Salami from the east side."
I really don't get the whole "safe word" thing in sex. I mean,couldn't people just say "stop"? Is it THAT difficult?
Because sometimes when you're acting out a scene, pretending to beg for them to stop is part of it. So with a safe word that you'd never say while having sex, it lets your partner know that you really want to stop and you're not just saying 'no' to get into it.
+Diego Lepenne because some could be saying "Don't stop" and think they said the safe word
I just love paint the town red expecially when Jack plays it
He throws ALL his weapons and he wonders why he can't find any weapons.
This brings me back.
When you have to reply to your own comment because no one else will
lol tru
HAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAA I PROVE YOU WRONG
MEEEE TOO XDDDD
+jacksеpticeye Dem viruses tho :D
if you are serious then beat them up... or get someone to do it for you. jacksepticeye probably won't reply because he probably won't see this though don't feel bad. its not cause he doesn't care... or talk to someone else
"ge ge ge ge goo goo goo goo"
jacksepticeye 2016
6:50
#ge ge ge goo goo goo
who?
ellis mario who?
Andrew Whalen who?
just a few tips: use your jumps, kicks, blocks, and power attacks (hold down) a lot more than you do (also you can jump on that thing that spins around shooting fire without being harmed). With long weapons (spears, poker sticks, bar thingies, microphone stands etc) use the normal attack mostly, spades, blades and bats are best with power attack (especially blades, they help you chop 'em up), and try and go for the legs, neck, eyes, and mouth because they do the most damage (-1 leg = death, any damage to the brain (no skull in eyes/mouth, and neck because it does a lot of damage), and use the traps by kicking people into it or whacking them (power) with weapons like spades. With the bosses, (boxer, big guy, blackbeard, machete guy/biker leader, samurai guy, and anyone that doesn't fall down when you KO kick them) the best bet (especially if you have no weapons) is to circle them and kick them, or do quick, running attacks where you sprint at them, jump to avoid their attacks and preferably kick them in the face then run out. This means you don't get hit but they still take damage. Also, with bottles (not all, but some) you can usually smack them into a wall and it will break, allowing much more damage (makes 'em sharp). There is probably more I am forgetting and I am not saying I am awesome at it, but I hope these help you or anyone else in getting better :).
Rogan Smith ummm
Thats not a comment it's a novel
Jack: d-don't do it game, don't break on me...
(Game crashes)
Jack: yay.....
XD
It didn't crash. I thought it did but did not
It didn't crash
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
THIS IS LIKED
Jack: *hits someone*
*person fights back*
Jack: NIGERUNDAYOOOO
Finally I found the official centuries video!
Haha
.....👏👏
Cool? lol
Finally, I've been waiting too long for this
ALL THEY WAYYYY....
Finish the song
That song is BAE!
Keep on a dancin'
+Frederica Skormin keep on flyin
+IHopegood // TheDiamondMansion I BELIEVE IN STEVE! IN STEVE! AAAAAAIAAAA
Mother ape ass!
ALL THE WAY, TO FUCKIN' VICTORY
Keep on a-dancin'.
POTATO MAN
Keep on flyin
who?
ellis mario Little Potato Man, that's who. He was my favorite.
its funny how he keeps throwing the weapons and then complains about not having any weapons.
is it just me or does when jack does the intro all the way pops up in your head
I wonder how hard X is if IV is that hard...
+Justintime yeah you've had top comment in the last 3 videos
I see you in almost every video
I just bought the game and tried it hard... Tbh I, II, III, IV are easy, V is pretty hard, VI, VII , VIII and IX are easy as fuck.. no challenge at all there, and then there's X... X is pretty damn hard. Only 5 enemies but 4 of them have a shitton of hp and u don't really have any weapons, if u kill one of them they drop their weapon but u can only deal around 3 hits with those and they break so u have to fist them to death... i died cause i got impatient and tried to rush things..
Bill Cosby
I have?
The Dragon Gamer I love jack. :p
Jack, there were spiked knuckles in wave 1.
Derpy_Gamer 1593 million in a statement that it would be nice and I don't have to go out and about a year earlier and I don't have the best thing
where?
Top of the morning to you Laddies
You are SUCH A BOSS
Here is not morning
Also today i bought a panda from primark 😂
Elizabeth Andreeva
Awe
Elizabeth Andreeva
Its semi morning here
Jack+shockwave=one man apocalypse
"Oh I'll show you a good time..SALAMI"
JAAAAAAAAAAACK if you were a Pokemon which one would u be
YASSSSSSS
his favourite is Scyther, so most likely Scyther
i would none of the pokemon i hate pokemon
I would say oddish
Hi
Have you noticed all the metal songs references that jack puts in his videos?
Yeah I'm definitely loving it!
+Danothemano this isn't McDonald's...
no i haven't,what is it?
l
who?
Please play more Paint the town red! I'm your biggest fan and I love you and don't stop doing RUclips.
Dang,This is the 1st comment ive posted on a video of jacksepticeye and im early.
Imma make a joke.
You heard of the guy that got his left arm and leg cut off?
well...
He's all right now!
Geddit?
Ba dum CRASH!
em shut up fake account
It's national tell an old joke day
+jаcksepticeye fuck you
+Flameport I didn't know it. I liked it
ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL POTATOES! Okie have a good day now
I is not a potato. I is a CABBAGE
I sexually identify as a jar of mustard
I like potatoes. but im not one. im a Dragon.
If you replied to his comment you get a free potato
I are not a potato either. I are an orange!
3:16
I can't believe Jack didn't "axe" him a question! I really though Jack would make that joke XD
Jack i love your videos and my cat is dying on me and when i was crying i decided to watch you and you made me happy i spent as much time with my cat until she passed and when she did past i was xrying again so i watched you again so i can feel happy she is now with me now not here but in my heart i will always love your videos and if you can make me happy you can make anyone happy, keep spreading good vibes everywhere and always STAY A BOSS
OMG I JUST NOTICED
THIS WAS MADE N MY B-DAY :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who's watching this without socks?
Me
Me, also awesome profile pic XD
me
Me
Yep
I always feel in the beginning this is about to happen
All the way
"i got a sword! IM LEONIDAS"
yes jack, leonidas used a sword...
more pain the town red
paint*
lol pain
@@plagueman049 oh nvm i just realized i thought he typed more like but he didn't
@@awsumturtle interesting, but the r/whoosh does still work... (Unlike a lot of people, I do know what r/whoosh is)
jack plz upload more paint the town red like if u agree
BOB games whenever someone says "like if you agree" makes me dislike them and their comment
Am I the only one wondering what happened to Spyro?
I just waiting too the next Spyro episode. Every day at 18:00. :D
nope. I've been waiting I love that play through
he might upload it today or tomorrow. he said in the revelmode livestream
Today at 3pm eastern time :) it whenever that is for you :p
i hope today
OMG JACK MY COMPUTER RUNS BETTER THAN YOURS OMG THE DAY HAS COME
Story for JSE
JSE was wondering around playing Pokemon go and then he came across a wild SepticEye
He was like "Yay a SepticEye I have not found it". So he gave it RazzBerry and a PokèPie
Like if you enjoyed the story
10/10 would read again
lol sure
The fakeness is real
+jаcksepticeye OMG we aren't stupid
Ok so might have nothing to do with video but it was like 3 am and I fell asleep watching this video and I end up dreaming about just meeting jack/Sean in public!!!!!(now all I have to do is make it reality)
Oh and also he let me wear his Edward Elric jacket!!!and I hoped to never wake up!
+CoolDeroyGamer I want that jacket!! It's amazing!!
I dreamt I was playing a game with him
holy crap thats so cool!
Edward elrik? I thought he only had an attack on titan jacket
1:17 YAY jack is me
Did you just create that account for the sake of the joke?
please check out my channel
+ZemZi reporting for spam/unwanted advertising.
Hi Jack, I stopped my friend from jumping off a building today. It has really got to me because she now wants to jump still. U are so comforting and take my mind off it thank you.
I really think no one needs to commit suicide because everybody has someone who cares about them
He threw the spiked bat at the Asians head (#walkingdead)
Did anyone notice that he skipped the previous episode in the playlist?
early community where you at?
an angry guy that curses and plays game thats jacksepticeye for ya
E
Jack seems red today...
He got sunburnt playing Pokemon Go. 😂 Probably...
+Hannah Brunson no Pokemon Go played Jack 😋 lol
+DarkRubberNeck 😂😂😂
Sunburn...? In Ireland?
+EpicFunnyCameraStudios it's been sunny in Ireland recently. I know because I'm from Ireland
should I subscribe to him?
YES!!😃😃😃
Yes! Definitely!!
MagicalFanOfRUclips Y ok then
RAWR McMeowson ok
who?
JACK. MAYBE IF YOU STOP THROWING EVERY SINGLE WEAPON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE THE WEAPONS MORE 😹😹 WEAPONS BREAK FASTER WHEN THROWN, BUT YE WONDER WHY YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS
"Do you want a piece of my cutlass?!" '*cuts less*'
and also "You guys *are* dumb!" he says as he throws away his weapon.
Would it be a crime if I printed a dollar that says on the back "In Steve we believe" ?
technically not, because (ridiculously) it wouldn't have any monetary value
+Aliquam Urna Technically if he prints at least 10,000 it would be worth a bit.
James Fogarty
Yeah, but I still dont think it would pay for all the paper and paint for the printer.
Only if you try to use at as real money
Any crime is legal as long as you don't leave any witnesses.
Anyone in 2024
Yes
Yes sir
Here
🙋♂️
Hell yea
You need too swing the weapons!!!!
That requires him to read instructions. I think its a rule of lets play's to not read them or something because nobody seems to notice them. They are just like "yeah okay standard shit skip. HOW DO I DO THIS?!" it was literally one line under where you stopped reading!
Yes finally someone knows how to play
Jack taught them all a lesson
"Act right or go night night"
Ninininiiiiiininininiiiniiiniiiice!
11:05
who?
+ellis mario stfu
+knifeorama253 its cuz he is saying it on every damn commemt
Who else thinks jack should make a video of him reacting to septiplier fan art and other fan art of him (like of you agree)
*if
Yes
if you put it on 1.5 speed it doesnt sound any different from Jack's normal ADHD behaviour hahahaha
and 0.5 speed sounds like an extremely drunk Jack
nah i think 1.25 is more like him...
What about 2x speed O_o
+Alyssa Brooke more like 2.44 speed
who?
Every other episode Jack gets louder and louder.
I thought jack was gonna hit dem folks at 5:13 to5:24
hi Jack I made a song for you it go like like a boos like a boos like a boos jacksapikeie
+Iahoming Miranda how old are you?
+TheLinks -3months
gay
+jonjon Gay isn't an insult
make more paint the town red and hitman
TUBALARD GAMING more hitman
Hey can I axe you a question 😂😂
As if am suppost to laugh?
jacksepticeye you have mad my year
Britney SPEARS Helped you... hihihi
My life is different now............I found out that Sean is his real name😱💜
Haha you didn't know?
he reveled his name in like 2013
+DURP Infinity jacksepticeye lol seán mchloughlin
+Hd H4CK3R well I must have missed something lol
+TheJakeShow nope I thought it was jack😂
Today at school I got a bluslip😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
TheKillerOfHerobrine Kids Blue slip for?
sorry for your busted lip
SUPERSHASHA
Lawless Entertainment yeah what is that
donna mims how did 'bus lip' go to 'busted lip'
through the fire and flames is one of my all time favs
i lloovvee this game thumbs up if your from canada
Oooh Canadaa!!
+jаcksepticeye fake
+jаcksepticeye dropbox. comon
Emmie Chesmandu canada!
Play this again
Patar no
carl bates FCK OFF DUDE N YES PLAY MORR
Patar yes
Who else was channel camping??? xDDD
me
Meeee
Meeeee
Me! Haha
Meeee
"Everybody dying is a great thing for me"
Im early but i dont know what to comment
I feel you
Me too
That's how I feel in every video
Feel u to bro
I know right
Is it just me or is jacks face really pink/red?
It is but he has said he's been out a lot more probably a little sun burn :D
+Danothemano maybe 🤔
+Emily Lysakova
When you are so bored you reply to your own comment
+Jo T When the person who made the comment is just making a friendly reply to someone who replied -_-
Lol it's because he is stressed out on the game or just angry.
AM I THE FUCKING ONLY ONE THAT IS FROM GREECE!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?????!?!??!?!?!?!?!
PLS SAY NO!!!!!
PLS SAY NO!!!!!
PLS SAY NO!!!!
Yes. Apparently you are.
+DkGamer Brothers ow...well..*sigh* Now I feel alone... (start crying)ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????!!!!!
WHY DID YOU TOLD ME THAT?????!! And If you want to ask then Yes,I had a bad day...very bad day!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Δημήτρης Μπαντιμαρούδης I hope it gets better then, pal.
Δημήτρης Μπαντιμαρούδης I love Greece! If that makes it any better.
Δημήτρης Μπαντιμαρούδης YES
Did anyone notice when Jack saw the boxers on fire he said " you aren't dumb "
Never mind