12:17 jack said "...just trying to enjoy myself on my birthday and this was posted on my birthday :D it would be the best thing if jack said Happy Birthday!
Jack: "I need a pair of those red and blue 3D glasses to be able to see this. I think I might have a pair" Me: Heh, that'd be funny but I seriously doubt he actually OH LORD HE DOES
Minnie Mafia yo, seriously. Back off. You're being rude on 90% of the comments I see. That's not what we do here. Take the cynical bs elsewhere please.
Lynnie Shaw if you consider saying "shh" and speaking your mind being mean then you need your ass beat😂 not everyone is gonna be cookies and cream all the time son. move tf around. let me do me. if you find me mean thats you.
Madisyn Golab with dezz nut got him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣
Why do I love paint the town red so much. When I hear the notification ping my face turns into a rainbow and I get so happy thank you so much jack I have been through lost lately ❤️❤️❤️
before Jack's community was awesome with very nice comments and everything was so nice and now the comments are full of bots, people that want likes, that want subs and a few people that r actually commenting about the video.... and it's not only this community all the other youtubers comments r shit.... I love Jack and this fact about the comments probably upsets him.... otherwise this is a great video as always.... I don't want any likes I just wanted to write my opinion in the comments.... thanks to who ever is reading this long ass comment
cottoncandylover Veli I can agree to that but I will say that if you've been in the military like myself, you'll know that those people who are being hateful and etc aren't the worst you'll ever see. People who will use innocent children and strap a grenade to them and telling them to pull the pin while close to American soldiers are the ones who are truly fucked up.
ebroks theewok That's also very fucked up. I'm pretty sure that he's the one that made cups/mugs out of human skulls, had human skin lamp shades, had a full body woman suit with breasts and all, and etc. If I'm right then he was the inspiration for Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you know I just realized something. we as humans always try to find a negative in everything. the main purpose of life is to enjoy it, and to live your life to the end. if we worry about everything. we become depressed than paranoid. when I watch jack it seems to just all disappear. I just want to know how jack does keep positive. the more I watch jack the More I feel the need to be friends with jack
I had the best dream ever, jack was staying at my house and we were like best buds hanging out, and he didn't have his facial hair but had 5 o'clock shadow and didn't have dyed hair yet, and he had his entire set up in my basement and had a wig for his green hair and magically grew his facial hair and I did a episode with him
Top of the morning to you jacksepticeye i know that you wont see this. But i just want to put this put there that i did not know anything about you. until the hole joke with pewdiepie that he would delete his channel and when he did it was Jakesepticeye2. so i was like ok who the hell is jakesepticeye he must have a main channel so i looked you up and i have been subscribed for about a month and i absolutely love how you make you videos and how happy you are it make's my day to see your bloody green hair. and just about the same time i sub to you i subscribed to markaplier i fell in love with everthing your personality. And how real you guy's are i see no acting and i love it
Electric Boogie!Electric Boogie,Boogie ,Boogie,Boogie! Damn.The best song.I like this song,when i play Dance Central 3 on my Xbox 360 "Electric Boogie,Boogie,Boogie,Boogie!"
Eh, it's alright. A short reminder/explanation, is in FMA, Armstrong is a very muscular alchemist with a long family line, and the thing Jack said is something he says just about every time he uses his artistic alchemy. He also tends to rip off his upper body clothing and flex his muscles a lot. I watch it every now and then, so I remember a lot of it.
They should make a John wick update where they add a m1911 and a pencil. I might sound weird but it would be so cool to try and kill someone with a pencil in this game like they did in the movie
He said that the chair was perpendicular to the floor, but he had it right the first time when he said that it was parallel. When two lines are perpendicular, both of the lines cross each other at a perfect 90 degree angle.
For the people re-watching this, who else thought that this should have been brought back for nostalgia week?
nostalgia week was for nostalgia for long time fans
yeah
yes
me
@@shofuyu_niceguy1 4 years is a long time
I like jack
He laughs *with* me
Not *at* me
Who the hell are you?
Octopus Hugo --lol--
Octopus Hugo lol
Octopus Hugo he does it to me to
Isaac Rainbow do u really think he is going to give you a shout out...
spoiler alert he's not
'Is that a patch in your arm? Heroin.'
-Jacksepticeye 2017 :^ )
Kevin Zhang luxray
"Is that a patch on your arm"
"Heroin"
12:17 jack said "...just trying to enjoy myself on my birthday and this was posted on my birthday :D it would be the best thing if jack said Happy Birthday!
Jamez Hunt HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK
Tacrit1
It isn't Jacksepticeye's birthday...
"Punch the head,Punch the head,punch the head until he's dead"
~Jacksepticeye 2017
You are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xbox Gaming p7nch the like button
2:11 omg he made a Fullmetal Alchemist reference. Yay!
Chancellor SassyPants ikr it's amazing!!!!
10:59
Jack: how did he alive just now!?
Me : what the hell kind of grammar is that?
Family Samsung XD
Your moms
The best kind of grammar
What kind of grammar is THAT, you fucking hypocrite
@@juanez4372 Imagine starting arguements for no reason at all.
How did he alive just now?" Jacksepticeye 2017 (10:58)"
Jekersep Someone needs to make a book of phrases Jack says like this one. XD
Multiple Fandom Lover Another one could be "Shut up, that's why!"
Jekersep at 6:08 the clever looks like a poke ball
Jekersep
Flames rcool Or "You don't know what wanna do!"
Jack: "I need a pair of those red and blue 3D glasses to be able to see this. I think I might have a pair"
Me: Heh, that'd be funny but I seriously doubt he actually OH LORD HE DOES
"More chicken! When do you want it?? RUN!!" LOL love it! 🍗
Jack is the definition of when you have the captions on so you don’t watch the video😂
Jack / Sean you put the happiness in my life I hope you see this and get the warm fuzzies
Jack: Running and trying not to get killed
Also Jack: OOHH THEY GOT SPINNY CHAIRS!
Guadalupe Salazar lol
Guadalupe Salazar ⒣⒤
DSTERSAVAGE h
i like how the guy who got kicked off threw the steak to save it thats true friendship
Jigglly Jelly That seems like a thing I would do...
Someone: *Survives a smite on the toilet*
Jack: *We can make a religion out of this*
Jack: these guys are tripping on blood.
Me: Im tripping ballssssssss.
MGT Lon just like your life?
Eyal Saab lol
Ball sack
Eyal Saab #LMAO
Eyal Saab 100th liker! nobody cares
I'm a simple man. I hear "JiggleAss". I laugh.
lmfao
Jiggleass
LOL jiggleass
xDDDD
DraptGames loo
**refreshing my feed waiting for jack to upload**
cause the notifications aren't fast enough for me
Mika Senpai same
Always.
Mika Senpai same here
I just got it
VenLuxy it hasn't been up for 40 mins
9:51
Jack : duck you
Later....
Life time to die
Jack : defies physics
Jumpscares
0:00 - 0:01
15:43
No shit sherlock.
They're not fucking jumpscares.
Zoe Bradford it's a fucking joke spacker
you
it isnt a jumpscare stupid fucker it isnt even a horror game
Am i the only one that though NOOOOOO Little potato man you we're always my favourite when he yelled NOOOO when the chef boss killed him
John Tattleman shh
Minnie Mafia yo, seriously. Back off. You're being rude on 90% of the comments I see. That's not what we do here. Take the cynical bs elsewhere please.
Lynnie Shaw if you consider saying "shh" and speaking your mind being mean then you need your ass beat😂 not everyone is gonna be cookies and cream all the time son. move tf around. let me do me. if you find me mean thats you.
Lynnie Shaw lmfaoooo too dead rn. ima juss stop commenting back to butthurt people and enjoy my night
Scrolling down and seeing this conversation just made me laugh. Idiots.
"So if I just ... *random noise*"
- Jacksepticeye 2k17
Payge518 MAH
Payge518 that was fap
Payge518 lol
JAB 97 gvjcn
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5:32 JACK YOU JUST STABBED CHRIS PRATT!!!!!! HOW'S HE GONNA SAVE THE GALAXY NOW?!?!?!
Madisyn Golab yesss😂😂
Madisyn Golab with dezz nut got him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣
Stop
Why do I love paint the town red so much. When I hear the notification ping my face turns into a rainbow and I get so happy thank you so much jack I have been through lost lately ❤️❤️❤️
Blonder XD lol
be happy!! ^^
Blonder XD then get off your ass and find yourself
Minnie Mafia cool it, man. Don't talk to people like that.
CarlGaming stfu
5:55 had me laughing so hard. I just kept replaying it and it never stopped being funny for about 10 minutes.
Jack: You have a serious case of gigantism.
Me: That's what she said
Paul Knightman no
What to you mean no you have Uganda knuckles as your picture
Nice one👍
@@ugandanknuckles6677 do you know the way
Lol thats what my girl said
People scrolling down, I hope you have a nice day, jack managed to cheer me up today cause my pet died today and it's my birth day
I hope you have a nice day too, happy birthday and I'm sorry about your pet :(
Ryan The Glitch fuck you mate have you experience your pet die before well I have so leave him a fucking alone your not helping
Yakend Playz Gamez
i'm so sorry! 2016 killed all three of my pets, two birds and a hamster :( i hope you're ok
Yakend Playz Gamez that's baaaaad luck having a pet die on your birthday... sorry for your loss...
Yakend Playz Gamez happybirthday
before Jack's community was awesome with very nice comments and everything was so nice and now the comments are full of bots, people that want likes, that want subs and a few people that r actually commenting about the video.... and it's not only this community all the other youtubers comments r shit.... I love Jack and this fact about the comments probably upsets him.... otherwise this is a great video as always.... I don't want any likes I just wanted to write my opinion in the comments....
thanks to who ever is reading this long ass comment
cottoncandylover Veli I can agree to that but I will say that if you've been in the military like myself, you'll know that those people who are being hateful and etc aren't the worst you'll ever see. People who will use innocent children and strap a grenade to them and telling them to pull the pin while close to American soldiers are the ones who are truly fucked up.
cottoncandylover Veli you are right
cottoncandylover Veli I honestly haven't see many bots recently
To bad I liked so deal with it ok.
ebroks theewok That's also very fucked up. I'm pretty sure that he's the one that made cups/mugs out of human skulls, had human skin lamp shades, had a full body woman suit with breasts and all, and etc. If I'm right then he was the inspiration for Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you know I just realized something. we as humans always try to find a negative in everything. the main purpose of life is to enjoy it, and to live your life to the end. if we worry about everything. we become depressed than paranoid. when I watch jack it seems to just all disappear. I just want to know how jack does keep positive. the more I watch jack the More I feel the need to be friends with jack
3fim2 Inspirational message, but.... wrong use of periods... sorry, I'm a bitch 😂
3fim2 what?....
Lol
3fim2 I was in a car accident today and if we don't worry about everything we get almost killed like me today
3fim2 Your watching jackscepticeye kill things and swear. How?!
5:33 RIP - Chris Pratt
Well now we won't have another Jurassic World/Park! Goddamn it Jack!
This game gives me a lot of nostalgia :3
CherryCharley tru
I had the best dream ever, jack was staying at my house and we were like best buds hanging out, and he didn't have his facial hair but had 5 o'clock shadow and didn't have dyed hair yet, and he had his entire set up in my basement and had a wig for his green hair and magically grew his facial hair and I did a episode with him
MaxTheRatKing cool
MaxTheRatKing wow awesome!!! Whats even awesomer is ur profile pic. I love it. Kirito is the legend 27
MaxTheRatKing That sounds like a pretty cool dream!
fanfiction? haha jk, but I had a similar one but without the weird stuff I guess. XD
Rainbow Cupcake more like dreamfiction 😂😂, nah it was a wierd but good dream
*Comes to this video with a tuna sandwich*
You people won't believe who i was on a date with today
and apparently I'm a dog
Neo2266 I
waaat
Bonjour! Bonsoir!
+Crystal Salamander eggsactly
My date ended bad cuz I choose PBJ. :(
7:47 I literally cried laughing
Jack septic eye? More like JACK-ie Chan!!! , my comedy career died before it started
Zander Same
Zander It happens.
fuck you
Zander you actually made me laugh XD good job!
hahaha
'"The only thing which being served in this hospital is pain!" What kind of hospital goes jack go to I thought they were meant to help people
Noenghost he is the pain they dish out XD
*Passed down from the Armstrong generation for years*
Wow FULLMETALALCHEMEST REFERENCES
TheDuckingChicken OMG I bet the car is called the Armstrong Piss taker
Rebeckahsscanner
The second i saw this comment Jack had said it 😂
Erza Scarlet omg that happend to me before lol and I love your channel and ersa scarlet is one of my fave charicters in fairy tail
I mean, you absolutely butchered the quote, but yeah.
Wee woo
3:09 "I need to pump up my seat, though." *Adorable squeaking sounds*
The pimp had to get surgery because he swallowed his cane
13:00 houngoungagne tune 😊👌
2:10 - 2:14 ... Who else got the Fullmetal Alchemist Alex Louis Armstrong reference?
literally everyone who watched FMA should've gotten that reference
Ameer Shehzad meeeeeeeee
Saeyoung Choi omg yeeeeeessssssssss
youre my god, 707
Ameer Shehzad ditto was so happy when I heard him say that. Cause he already mentioned x men
10:49 THIS IS SPARTA!!!
FOOS-RO-DA!
"The only think You'll be BOXINg is PACKAGES to yer dead FACE"
*clapping*
cinnebon is great
Just to clarify, is your PFP a Natsuki cosplay? If so, it’s pretty good!
If someone saw me playing this game, you could say I was....
*caught RED handed*
Charlotte Leeser
Subbed for that comment.
*points gun at myself*
Alternate name:
THE BARBER WILL SEE YOU NOW: Paint The Hair Red
hahah
I should not be finding this as hilarious as I do 😂 Your videos are amazing Jack😁
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Jacksepticeye is loud,
But I am too...
(Literally me)
Chloe Atkinson roses are red
These poems don't rhyme
except if my sentence ends in lime
egg is a good source of egg (Noice name bro)Roses are red,
Violets are dead, (IDK)
Mine end up in rhymes,
But it's only mine
Chloe Atkinson violets are violet not blue
no violet is purble and blue but mostly blue
Chloe Atkinson violets are violet
Surgeon Simulator: Paint the Patient Red.
i laughed way too much at this
Purgeon pimulator: paint phe patient ped
patient the town red
Virus1274 is awesome
Cteklite lol
Sean has used that fucking knife to meet you pun so many times in so many videos, yet it gets funnier every single time.
5:16 that is from an Aussie movie called crocodile Dundee.
Seán already knows he's a meme. XD BE PROUD!!!!!!!!
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Claire Hudson i Like your picture...
Paint the town red more like paint the town dead
Metal GunX so dead
Metal GunX Yeah
Metal GunX pun of 2017
Kitten Squad
yeah before i tried to make a vid on it i started recording and this is what happened
"hey guys welcome to paint the town*Dead*
Oh my god, when he activated the smite, my monitor got disconnected with my computer which shut it down.
I was so fuckin' scared. XD
XD
Grace Payne are you jacksepticeye?
tf? XD
Grace Payne ｈｉ
Harry//games And vlogs hi
14:36 I died from laughter 💀
3:04 giraffe
Jack busting squad Fake a
Top of the morning to you jacksepticeye i know that you wont see this.
But i just want to put this put there that i did not know anything about
you. until the hole joke with pewdiepie that he would delete his
channel and when he did it was Jakesepticeye2. so i was like ok who the hell is jakesepticeye he must have a main channel so i looked you up and i have been subscribed for about a month and i absolutely love how you make you videos and how happy you are it make's my day to see your bloody green hair. and just about the same time i sub to you i subscribed to markaplier i fell in love with everthing your personality. And how real you guy's are i see no acting and i love it
Rebekka Hellsing 🤓👍
Rebekka Hellsing I hope he sees this!
ｌ
thanks i have never done that before so i think i ramble on a lot but thanks everyone
I'm painting the town GREEN! and red.... *wink*
I get the reference ;)
Pusheen Cat Oh... I see what you did there.
TheNaturalBear what is it
I don't get it. DHMIS ref?
green day
2:54
He caught the blue ball lol 🤣
i know u probly wont read my comments or reply but on behalve of the community ...WE LOVE UUUUUUU and i like your glasses
wildcat 2489 yea
:3
:-)
wildcat 2489 yup
"Don't hurt me! Just die like a respectable person!"
8:25
Wilford “MOTHERLOVING” Warfstash
I was standing up at the beggining of the video waiting for my food to cook...
And I started dancing to the music...
I'm watching this video on inverted colour mode! and Jack's hair is even more of a highlighter than before! inverted colour mode is do weird!
Crystal Salamander its purple :D
JAB 97 On mine it's really bright florescent green and white!
Crystal Salamander It's super purple
0:41 me when I hear my favourite song on the radio 🤣😂😅🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😂😂😅😅😂😂
Electric Boogie!Electric Boogie,Boogie ,Boogie,Boogie!
Damn.The best song.I like this song,when i play Dance Central 3 on my Xbox 360
"Electric Boogie,Boogie,Boogie,Boogie!"
the music in the start of the video is from the game, "Turbo Dismount"
RUclips: jacksepticeye has upload a new video
Me: JACK IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME PHONE!!! *throws phone away*
Im not a stalker… heh...heh...heh...
“No he had a big one” that’s what she said
8:12 "No he had a big one!!!" ;)
Sean said "you want to hear the song of my people, it's called everyone die" and then hit a black guy around the head with a guitar
"passed down through the armstrong family for generations"
Was that a FMA reference jack
Yes.
Yes, it was.
Totes McScrotes
For realy-reals.
And I liked it.
Midnight Blues i dont remember a fullmetal alchemist reference like this.
Then I guess it must've been a while since you watched it, if at all.
Spike- -Eye yeah you maybe right. I havnt watched fma in months i no who Major armstrong is tho. I just didnt get it lol.
Eh, it's alright. A short reminder/explanation, is in FMA, Armstrong is a very muscular alchemist with a long family line, and the thing Jack said is something he says just about every time he uses his artistic alchemy. He also tends to rip off his upper body clothing and flex his muscles a lot.
I watch it every now and then, so I remember a lot of it.
What do you want: more chicken
When do we want it: RUN!!!!
LightningBlast X3 lol
not giving jackaboy his drink on his birthday and shoots him xD XD
Jack: Sit PERPENDICULAR to the floor with the Jackotronic seatomatic
Me:...Isn’t that every chair?
Jack/Sean:there’s something on your face ITS PAIN
Jacksepticeye should play this game LIVE. Like if you agree.
Haley Mickey nah playthroughs are enough for me.
Minnie Mafia well it would still be cool
Don't worry Jack the guy was only smoking a camel.
0:45 best quote jack has ever said in his youtube career
A man from Denmark made a suit so he can survive lightning and gets shocked 2 times a day
That's so true 👎
3:11 OH GOD JACK TURNED INTO A MIME IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
i thought when he said "a rat in a sewer" i thought the rat is a sewer" was arachnosaur
You had a serious case of no face. Lol jack 😭😂🤣
8:55 *cough* *cough* Mujeres de verdad quiere pollo frito *cough* *cough*
2:10 nice full metal alchemist refrence
Why does Jack seem so happy when he's killing people? 😂
The MehLord who doesn't like slaughtering the masses
The MehLord cuz he's a maniac
A maniac, maniac on the floor?
The MehLord you know what?! I've ALWAYS thought about that too!
Shay Poulicakos I noticed as well. Usually he's almost disgusted. Hmm...a certain someone....
Jack is amazing lmao I recently started watching and I can't stop 😫😂
MyName Is
Welcome to the Family.
MyName Is Welcome to the family son.
Kelly Wright your name is welcome???
Welcome to the community! *Passes tea* Have a nice day.
Watch our JackSepticEye FOCK compilation xD
Jacksepticeye is the best
5:05 look at captions it says it welcome Jack
8:46 A las chicas de verdad les gusta el pollo frito. :D
They should make a John wick update where they add a m1911 and a pencil. I might sound weird but it would be so cool to try and kill someone with a pencil in this game like they did in the movie
He said that the chair was perpendicular to the floor, but he had it right the first time when he said that it was parallel. When two lines are perpendicular, both of the lines cross each other at a perfect 90 degree angle.
Is the chair still for sale😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌
i have the cher
chair
NO! but if you give us 9000🤑🤣
Plz no
Dbx220 1 unoriginal
I love how jack dances! XD Swagg for suuureeeee
Scw Rocks tryu
"everybody else looks normal..." *looks at black guy* "patch on your arm, heroin."
4:12 the sound of the knife cutting into someone was in time with the music just listen! 😂
I'm so early I haven't even finished the video so I guess I need to say something funny...
Something funny.
Leftoverz i have an idea...
DEEZ NUTZ!(i know, its a lame one)
who else likes the video before watching it. I do 😀
misha pokemon go haha I do that too 😂
misha pokemon go me 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
lol same
I just wanted to write this but then I saw your comment xD
misha pokemon go i did
Did anyone else spend the last 5 minutes refreshing the page to get to the video ASAP?
YES!!
Seren_DoubleYou yep
"How did he alive right now?!"
-Jacksepticeye 2017