Just A Cabbage (Epic)

[@silversilverkitten]

Can we pretend that cabbages in the night sky-

[@ColonThree312]

TToTT

[@remyish.]

ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS I COULD REALLY USE A WISH-

[@CosmereArcanist]

“MY CABBAGES!” ~Some poor merchant

[@ColonThree312]

:O ATLA reference

[@heatherashby830]

Yes

[@erenender66]

the song that plays anytime the avatar comes to town

[@ColonThree312]

XD

[@NordemRay]

A cabbage has never been so terrifying.

[@ColonThree312]

Good.

[@SIMPLY_GJ]

Man be asking the real questions here-

[@ColonThree312]

When does a cabbage become a monster?

[@SIMPLY_GJ]

@:3 when does it become monster?

[@ColonThree312]

@@SIMPLY_GJ When it slaw-ters a child

[@blobcake9037]

CABBESU CABBESU CABBESU
LETTUCU LETTUCU LETTUCU

[@ColonThree312]

Cabbesu

[@cecil9185]

Cabbages😞

[@ColonThree312]

Cabbages . . .

[@heatherashby830]

Cabbages Cabbages barely even lettuce

[@mrj5937]

I love this!😂

[@PhilipLORdefender]

Man thinks hes Tohru Adachi

[@cooblsoobl]

T R U E

[@MythologicalHorrors]

Wait... Where's Astyanax gone, Odysseus!?
Did you already kill him, *OR DID HE TURN INTO A CABBAGE TOO!?*

[@ColonThree312]

I think back to the son . . . of . . . mine . . . you're as cabbagey as he was when I left for war . . .

[@MythologicalHorrors]

@@ColonThree312 *Y e s* ✨

[@mythicalgirl2005]

Damn it's just like Circe turning people into onions

[@lordidiot]

Don’t think it works that way… sorry dude

[@ColonThree312]

Can't you see the cabbage arcing through the sky?

[@cooblsoobl]

Wdym yes it does