This is the one thing that Tim is unreasonably understanding of. I like to think that 60 hours a week on the road has given Tim some kind of honking-trauma which his son has picked up on over the years. Tim hears that its his son's fear and doesn't even think to second-guess it. It's only natural to be terrified of honky horns
This is such good writing. Stuff like having the character say "an ex-friend of mine" without elaborating at all is such a small thing to include but tells you so much about who he is.
I couldn’t tell what was more hilarious, the old infant with a fascination for toy helicopters or the pizza delivery step-dad preaching to him about applying himself more.
When the whirlybird fed the healthy young man the cheesepuff, it was a representation of his mother. Like mother-bird feeding the baby-bird, the whirlybird is a projection of the mother lost to the birdbite.
@@johnp8903 you're obviously not fully understanding this for what it was. Its not just a tragic drama. There's a lot of undertones to this hard hitting emotional rollercoaster that only a person that fully understands cinema could grasp.
In my view, they are some of the best comedic actors ever. There's a few other people I could think of. One name really comes to mind, Peele. You know they are a good actor when assume the role so well, you forget it's acting. Very rare talent.
the house they live in is absolutely depressing. The drained in-ground pool with a playground slide. The mildew-filled bathtub. The shitty patterned couch. It's classic Tim and Eric, and I love it.
yeaaaah, the pumps gone bad, i gotta get arou- i gotta fix it, its got a leak or somethin in the- theres a part i need to replace and I can't afford it right now, not until Ross gets me a promotion, which he said he'd do, but he hasn't done it yet and I been askin him for weeks, not tryin to be on his ass or nothing, but he jus- i know he's got a lot of employees and I too a look at the cost reports and I dont know if somethings not added up or what but its goin- its- the companies in the red or the black or i don't know but its in the toilet so i don't expect im gettin a promotion unless i work real real hard next week but i got this thing with my step son next week and i already asked off (even tho Ross said he couldn't grant me the time off or whatever) so I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I think I'm gonna do the son thing cus he's all I got, don't got no friends who are out of jail yet and I can't get a woman at any of the bars cus their all whores at these bars I go to, I go to whore's bars, but I'll give it a shot, the son thing, and maybe Ross won't be too pissed that I missed work but I dunno. Its a, Its a work in pregr- Its a work in progress and Im- Ive been through worse and harder times and shit, I'll get through it or whatever. Anyway, even if I get the part, I still cant really afford the water bill to refill the basin, the tub, the pool or whatever, so I gotta get another promotion, theres a few places that are hiring that I can- i that I know I can get a job at, but, and there's just, I just gotta apply myself I know I can do it, you know, so thats not holdin me back or anything, but I got a step son I gotta take care of and its just a whole lotta work for one guy.
T&E have grown closer and closer to my heart as I’ve gotten older and begun to truly understand their comedy and how fucking funny these guys really are.
@@kane00000 lol yes, this is true. He has two big scars on his upper back from the knife that his elderly neighbor's son stabbed him with, while he was protecting her from him as he was in some drug-induced hysteria trying to hurt her. This was in 2006
@@Quantrills.Raiders no, that’s not a tan. I know exactly what type of red he’s talking about. I’m from the south and have worked outside plenty. That red is an entirely different thing than a tan. I get tan but not red. Many of the less healthy, “dad types” just get red, even if they get a base tan going they end up red lmao
@@Cegros nah man people just dont turn red lol, this dude could spend one month in alaska during the winter and immediately turn whiter than a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm
"Dad, you know I can't drive... I'm afraid of that honkey-horn" - felt that deep, soooo deep deep downy-down within my internals near where the pup-pup is made
I love how it starts out like a documentary on the relationship between this father and son, and then immediately turns into a Hallmark Original movie lol
Its sort of parodying a type of indie movie feel that was big in the late 2000s early 2010s, movies that were kind of inspired by Napoleon dynamite but not as good.
its genious writing. it sets an absurd situation that we all experience one way or another in real life, and tim goes through the process of life. Tim's portraying a young mans life and an unwanted pregnancy while on the journey through adolescence, and in the end, becoming a father to his son
damn why am i watching this video 10 years after it was released and why is it so fucking depressing seeing a 40 year old pizza man. damn now i am sad. imma go play with my whirly birds.
Tim gives me serious Bradley Nowell vibes with this trim and the shades, they should kick Rome out, call it Sublime With Tim and do a dub remix of Empty Bottle
"Dad you know I can't drive I'm scared of that honky horn." is one of the best lines ever. I don't drive and I actually use that line when people ask me why I don't drive. I told my supervisor that and he was like "are you serious???" Yes Colt I'm serious. 🙄 lmao
"Physically he's fine. He's a handsome, tall, good-looking kid. It's just emotionally he's...touched. He's an emotionally disturbed boy..man"---that's exactly the analysis the child psychologist gave me after the incedent...
Wow I really felt it when Roy got mad, really accurately depicts a parent losing their shit and hurting a poor kid to the point of abuse. That scene was kind of scary. Also the way Roy flings the spaghetti pizza behind him and flings the plate forward is great
"Fuck you!"
12 seconds later
"I'm just trying to be a good dad. I dunno. I'm wingin' this."
That’s love
“My real dad died at childbirth” is one of the greatest comedic lines ever spoken.
He had a shit heart
Meanwhile it's not considered a normal thing to hear, given men can now apparently give birth lol.
@@spenser9908 oh fuck off. Leave your bigotry at the door pls
@@spenser9908 brain rot
at first when I read that it seemed fucked up, but then I realised lol
"Dad you know i can't drive, I'm scared of the honky horn"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's a good point
This is the one thing that Tim is unreasonably understanding of. I like to think that 60 hours a week on the road has given Tim some kind of honking-trauma which his son has picked up on over the years. Tim hears that its his son's fear and doesn't even think to second-guess it. It's only natural to be terrified of honky horns
This is such good writing. Stuff like having the character say "an ex-friend of mine" without elaborating at all is such a small thing to include but tells you so much about who he is.
Having lost my mom to a bird bite, this was tough for me to watch.
did the bird attend the funeral?
@@NEOMASS0 It was a wonderful service...
@Ranch DuBois nyes
You know she is burning in hell now....
Whip-poor-will or Tawny Frogmouth?
I couldn’t tell what was more hilarious, the old infant with a fascination for toy helicopters or the pizza delivery step-dad preaching to him about applying himself more.
Two dumbasses competing
They’re wirlybirds
"He's a handsome, tall, good looking kid... just emotionally he's a disturbed boy... man."
“Lord you blessed me with a weird stepson” is perfect sitcom dialogue. There could’ve easily been a laugh track there and none of us would’ve minded.
Emotionally he’s uh..touched ..he’s an emotionally disturbed um boy ..man
I like how he puts spaghetti on the pizza only to take it off like he doesn't prefer it.
The signature nasty squelching sound fx Tim and Eric use lol
It's chinese food lol. The place is called Mama Noodles and the logo has a plate with a slice of pizza and chop sticks lol
@@realretrorelapse Hahaha!
thats how they make pizza at Mama Noodles
Not spaghetti again!
Roy said, "Your dad had a shit heart, he's not a man."
Hes a helicopter pilot
“He’s not man”
When the whirlybird fed the healthy young man the cheesepuff, it was a representation of his mother. Like mother-bird feeding the baby-bird, the whirlybird is a projection of the mother lost to the birdbite.
CyberCheese no it wasn’t. It was a cheese puff on the whirly bird because it’s fun
@@johnp8903 you're obviously not fully understanding this for what it was. Its not just a tragic drama. There's a lot of undertones to this hard hitting emotional rollercoaster that only a person that fully understands cinema could grasp.
Love it. Love everything about it. How many mushrooms did you eat?
How high are you?
Fuck you it’s a toy. The fuck is wrong with you?
"Give me a good night hug, we'll work on this shit tomorrow"
I felt that, when he said that. Relatable.
This whole clip is so absurd that I’m astonished I was kind of touched when they hugged and seemed happy at the end lol
"Dumb dead dad" had me in tears!
"flying around saving people's lives 😒..." Jay's shit heart real dad never had to deal with the workload of delivering pies all over town.
Excellent!@@HannibalOrJustRex
"My real dad died at childbirth"
buaahahahha
Weak heart
@@weedmanADZ44 Roy said he had a SHIT heart, not a real man
Went on to become a helicopter pilot
Came here to type this.
I would watch this for an entire series.
"Your dad had a shit heart. He's not a man." - _Roy the Step-dad_
“These aren’t toys!!! They’re whirlybirds!!”
Fuck you it's a toy
He's a little flight dick
LMAO tim and erics acting here is phenomenal 😂😂
So good
In my view, they are some of the best comedic actors ever. There's a few other people I could think of. One name really comes to mind, Peele. You know they are a good actor when assume the role so well, you forget it's acting. Very rare talent.
its so real
and delivered perfectly
Workin 60 hrs a week delivering pies!
All over town! What a guy...
i know how that be
Mama nooooodles
I too deliver pies all over town, however I am not blessed with a weird step son....
Brutal
the house they live in is absolutely depressing. The drained in-ground pool with a playground slide. The mildew-filled bathtub. The shitty patterned couch. It's classic Tim and Eric, and I love it.
I know people who live like this. It's not so much that they don't have a lot that I judge. They just don't clean or take care/pride in their things.
It's... just a pool slide. Pools have slides.
taylorm it’s drained, it’s an aesthetic
I for one would love the bagoda
yeaaaah, the pumps gone bad, i gotta get arou- i gotta fix it, its got a leak or somethin in the- theres a part i need to replace and I can't afford it right now, not until Ross gets me a promotion, which he said he'd do, but he hasn't done it yet and I been askin him for weeks, not tryin to be on his ass or nothing, but he jus- i know he's got a lot of employees and I too a look at the cost reports and I dont know if somethings not added up or what but its goin- its- the companies in the red or the black or i don't know but its in the toilet so i don't expect im gettin a promotion unless i work real real hard next week but i got this thing with my step son next week and i already asked off (even tho Ross said he couldn't grant me the time off or whatever) so I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I think I'm gonna do the son thing cus he's all I got, don't got no friends who are out of jail yet and I can't get a woman at any of the bars cus their all whores at these bars I go to, I go to whore's bars, but I'll give it a shot, the son thing, and maybe Ross won't be too pissed that I missed work but I dunno. Its a, Its a work in pregr- Its a work in progress and Im- Ive been through worse and harder times and shit, I'll get through it or whatever. Anyway, even if I get the part, I still cant really afford the water bill to refill the basin, the tub, the pool or whatever, so I gotta get another promotion, theres a few places that are hiring that I can- i that I know I can get a job at, but, and there's just, I just gotta apply myself I know I can do it, you know, so thats not holdin me back or anything, but I got a step son I gotta take care of and its just a whole lotta work for one guy.
Tim's outfit and look in this are so perfect.
T&E have grown closer and closer to my heart as I’ve gotten older and begun to truly understand their comedy and how fucking funny these guys really are.
Tim almost died. He got stabbed by some crazy person. Look it up. He was saving some lady too I think. Tim is a badass.
@@kane00000 lol yes, this is true. He has two big scars on his upper back from the knife that his elderly neighbor's son stabbed him with, while he was protecting her from him as he was in some drug-induced hysteria trying to hurt her. This was in 2006
Jason gives a menacing warning that is overlooked:
"Don't you dare talk about my mom."
2:08 him getting so mad he throws his food behind himself is the funniest thing ever.
Because of your comment I noticed the plate reappears in the next shot, then is gone again in the following shot.
I love how "Roy" is the exact shade of red that those southern white dads are
This should be top comment
its called a sun tan bruh... its what happens when you work outside
@@Quantrills.Raiders no, that’s not a tan. I know exactly what type of red he’s talking about. I’m from the south and have worked outside plenty. That red is an entirely different thing than a tan. I get tan but not red. Many of the less healthy, “dad types” just get red, even if they get a base tan going they end up red lmao
@@Cegros nah man people just dont turn red lol, this dude could spend one month in alaska during the winter and immediately turn whiter than a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm
It's called high blood pressure from unhealthy diet, stress and lack of exercise
"I'm Jay Jay, I'm a little *Flight DICK!"* - Just a dad tryin
"This copter shit's boring the hell out of me, you gotta give me something else"
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, mhm, yep!
They're whirlybirds.....
These guys are so talented... I wish they did more skits like this
Tim and Eric have a shitload of lost content tho. Superhard to find some stuff.
Have you ever seen the chrimbus special ?
2022 these gentlemen better come through! Shout out to Sam hyde my dad
This is the only thing they've ever done
@@Stbuster31 me neither : ' ' ' (
You seen the terrys bro?
Sending healing and prayers to everyone who has lost a loved one from a bird bite.
I got a whole movie in under 4 minutes
This is actually part of a longer short film fyi
"Dad, you know I can't drive... I'm afraid of that honkey-horn" - felt that deep, soooo deep deep downy-down within my internals near where the pup-pup is made
Loooord you blessed me with a weird step son.
HankHill 5400 maybe my favorite line.
Read it as he said it....
Love when that unironically happens
@@cactusmalone ok? thanks for that? I was just pointing out that it happened. Lol
Unironically isn’t a word and even if it was a word it wouldn’t make any sense in that context.
@@RepresentWV hey let's all just take it easy. Ain't nobody got time for grammar correction reply notifications. Lol we get what he meant.
They both played these parts so convincingly
I love how it starts out like a documentary on the relationship between this father and son, and then immediately turns into a Hallmark Original movie lol
Its sort of parodying a type of indie movie feel that was big in the late 2000s early 2010s, movies that were kind of inspired by Napoleon dynamite but not as good.
@@TheGoodChapthat’s what makes it so exquisite. Tim and Eric parody stuff no one else thinks to.
This is the best thing T&E ever did. And I'll die on that hill.
You are so right. They are comedic fucking geniuses... love em to bits. Til death.
Watch bedtime stories. It's all as good if not better
Absolut on ice is a sketch that comes to mind
"Dad you know I can't drive, I'm scared of that honky horn."
*sigh* That's a good point.
This is unexpectedly touching yet funny, it's like they improvise the whole thing and it turned out so perfect
1:03 that is one of the sweetest smiles I've ever seen
It's hilarious and easy to miss that he says "EX-friend of mine"
I love that the full version of this and the Terry's just vanished from everything and can't be found.
The Terrys is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.
@Skullgar2 vimeo.com/190763534
My God yes finally I can watch the Terry's again!
@@onewaylife4all THAAAAAANK YOU
The full video of Brown's Daycare is gone too. They got rid of the good parts.
"I'm a pizza delivery manag.... uh driver"
its genious writing. it sets an absurd situation that we all experience one way or another in real life, and tim goes through the process of life. Tim's portraying a young mans life and an unwanted pregnancy while on the journey through adolescence, and in the end, becoming a father to his son
hahahahaha "physically he's fine" 😂😂
These two are artists from another dimension
The descriptor, "weak-hearted" to describe someone and/or the reason for their death is the funniest thing to me.
i love watching tim try to do anything athletic. like throw a toy helicopter two feet. its like he's never thrown anything
"You know I can't drive. I'm scared of that honkey horn."
that "lord, you blessed me with a weirrrrd stepson" line is such a pitch-perfect sendup of how these sorts of family sitcoms go, just uncanny
"I'm a little flight dick" hahahahahahaha
I think they’re great actors on top of the hilarious writing
Tim's a good dad
2 things one must fear in this life....
Birds that bite, and the other's honky horns.
"Lord you blessed me with a weird stepson" this is really brilliant and funny,
This is one of the best things they made.
"sex-uh marriage-wise sexually"
Replace whirly birds with battletoads and this is my biography basically
So your dad was a battletoad pilot then?
hahah battletoads,
that sounds hilarious
Then it is zero surprise that you're an Amazing Atheist fan.
I get it man...I get it.
Replace whirly birds with teenage mutant ninja turtles and this is my biography basically
2:37 Tim's facial expression is so great
so great
He’s the king of facial expressions
Perfect “trying to hide regret” face
“They’re not toys they’re whirlybirds” had me DYING
damn why am i watching this video 10 years after it was released and why is it so fucking depressing seeing a 40 year old pizza man. damn now i am sad. imma go play with my whirly birds.
you think a 40 year old step dad being a pizza man is sad? my real dad is a 40 year old pizza man!
Really glad everyone can post all the lines I just watched or else I might not know what they said. Thanks!
wise guy
@Terry Anderson Good. YOUR QUOTES ARE SHIT. "Ooooh, look at me I'm your dumb, dead quotes flying around."
Disturbing,yet refreshing to see t&e play something almost believable
lol I love how the Mama's Noodle logo is a picture of a pizza covered in noodles eaten with chopsticks. Classic fusion
Tim gives me serious Bradley Nowell vibes with this trim and the shades, they should kick Rome out, call it Sublime With Tim and do a dub remix of Empty Bottle
I love how he was watering the house with the windows open
3:27 The only thing that has ever melted my frozen heart.
This was ridiculous and well made...... Rare combination lmao
Tim Heidecker stars in the movie "Us". I never pictured him playing a semi-serious role, lol
"Father and son, I wanna teach him right from wrong"
BozPictures father and son I’m gonna grow up and be stroooong
@@wuphf I want the best for my child
"Dad you know I can't drive I'm scared of that honky horn." is one of the best lines ever. I don't drive and I actually use that line when people ask me why I don't drive. I told my supervisor that and he was like "are you serious???" Yes Colt I'm serious. 🙄 lmao
I've got those folding tables. They're excellent.
That's incredible! The guy at Bed Bath & Beyond told me they only sell those to exclusive customers.
Touching stuff. These two are great together.
This is amazing I watched this on RUclips way back in the day
Tim is too funny, carrying the world on his back
They are not toys they are whirly birds!
*FUCK YOU ITS A TOY!*
Lord you blessed me with a weeeeird step-son.
"he's an emotionally disturbed boy..man"
“Give me a goodnight hug.. we’ll work on this shit tomorrow” lol
"Physically he's fine. He's a handsome, tall, good-looking kid. It's just emotionally he's...touched. He's an emotionally disturbed boy..man"---that's exactly the analysis the child psychologist gave me after the incedent...
I’m scared of that honky horn killed me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This explains me and my dad
I hope they catch and convict that bird did this to your family.
They're not toys, they're Whirlybirds!
Wow very emotionable film. I cried, I laughed and then I died.
I give this 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿and🥤🥤🥤🥤
One of the all time greats...
Whole video nowhere to be found anywhere
Wow I really felt it when Roy got mad, really accurately depicts a parent losing their shit and hurting a poor kid to the point of abuse. That scene was kind of scary. Also the way Roy flings the spaghetti pizza behind him and flings the plate forward is great
I can really relate to Jason and his fear of the honky-horn.
Tim plays a very convincing dad.
“My mom died because a bird bit her” lmao 🤣 I’m so dead 💀💀💀
Wtf did I just watch?! Omg, I can just imagine how much fun they gave making these shows lol
i love how he looks like murderer from Mindhunter
Edmund Kemper
LMAO
Tim is a really good actor
This is hilarious. 😂😂😂
"They're whirly birds, dad."
Lord you blessed me with a weeeeeiiird stepson...
"My name's 'Roy,' ginger, 39..." I love how he's using it as a personal ad.
This needs to be an actual show. With longer episodes.
3:08 “Dad you know I can’t drive. I’m scared of the honky horn.”
This is on bedtime stories level. Need more please
Tim is a really good fuckin actor lol
This was such an awesome show. Great Job!
Father and son I want to teach him right from wrong...father and son I want l to grow up and be strong😊 David Leib Hart baby😉