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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @bw5530
    @bw5530 3 года назад +186

    "Dad you know i can't drive, I'm scared of the honky horn"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 2 года назад +20

      That's a good point

    • @reasonableattempt1918
      @reasonableattempt1918 2 года назад +14

      This is the one thing that Tim is unreasonably understanding of. I like to think that 60 hours a week on the road has given Tim some kind of honking-trauma which his son has picked up on over the years. Tim hears that its his son's fear and doesn't even think to second-guess it. It's only natural to be terrified of honky horns

  • @johnl6192
    @johnl6192 Год назад +388

    “My real dad died at childbirth” is one of the greatest comedic lines ever spoken.

    • @MrLucky9931
      @MrLucky9931 Год назад +1

      He had a shit heart

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 Год назад +8

      Meanwhile it's not considered a normal thing to hear, given men can now apparently give birth lol.

    • @johnl6192
      @johnl6192 Год назад +2

      @@spenser9908 oh fuck off. Leave your bigotry at the door pls

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 Год назад

      @@spenser9908 brain rot

    • @Smo2i
      @Smo2i 11 месяцев назад

      at first when I read that it seemed fucked up, but then I realised lol

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 4 года назад +302

    "Fuck you!"
    12 seconds later
    "I'm just trying to be a good dad. I dunno. I'm wingin' this."

    • @TylerJC1212
      @TylerJC1212 2 года назад +27

      That’s love

    • @danielm8950
      @danielm8950 Месяц назад

      I'm Jay Jay, I'm a little flight dick. I'm your dumb dead dad flying around

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment Год назад +58

    This is such good writing. Stuff like having the character say "an ex-friend of mine" without elaborating at all is such a small thing to include but tells you so much about who he is.

  • @masterchain3335
    @masterchain3335 5 лет назад +2038

    Having lost my mom to a bird bite, this was tough for me to watch.

    • @NEOMASS0
      @NEOMASS0 5 лет назад +41

      did the bird attend the funeral?

    • @calebhorton4701
      @calebhorton4701 5 лет назад +25

      @@NEOMASS0 It was a wonderful service...

    • @NEOMASS0
      @NEOMASS0 5 лет назад +3

      @Ranch DuBois nyes

    • @rustyshunt4648
      @rustyshunt4648 5 лет назад +5

      You know she is burning in hell now....

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 4 года назад +3

      Whip-poor-will or Tawny Frogmouth?

  • @AirSandFire
    @AirSandFire 5 лет назад +203

    "He's a handsome, tall, good looking kid... just emotionally he's a disturbed boy... man."

  • @MarkChthonic
    @MarkChthonic 5 лет назад +1944

    "My real dad died at childbirth"

    • @NEOMASS0
      @NEOMASS0 5 лет назад +9

      buaahahahha

    • @weedmanADZ44
      @weedmanADZ44 5 лет назад +60

      Weak heart

    • @frontliner2
      @frontliner2 5 лет назад +109

      @@weedmanADZ44 Roy said he had a SHIT heart, not a real man

    • @jakefreeman3089
      @jakefreeman3089 5 лет назад +21

      Went on to become a helicopter pilot

    • @mercster
      @mercster 5 лет назад +9

      Came here to type this.

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 5 лет назад +567

    Roy said, "Your dad had a shit heart, he's not a man."

    • @Derpkoduh
      @Derpkoduh 5 лет назад +5

      Hes a helicopter pilot

    • @dabulls1g
      @dabulls1g 2 года назад +9

      “He’s not man”

  • @billbrasky8525
    @billbrasky8525 3 года назад +115

    I couldn’t tell what was more hilarious, the old infant with a fascination for toy helicopters or the pizza delivery step-dad preaching to him about applying himself more.

  • @danuk4000
    @danuk4000 6 лет назад +590

    Emotionally he’s uh..touched ..he’s an emotionally disturbed um boy ..man

  • @CyberCheese392
    @CyberCheese392 5 лет назад +508

    When the whirlybird fed the healthy young man the cheesepuff, it was a representation of his mother. Like mother-bird feeding the baby-bird, the whirlybird is a projection of the mother lost to the birdbite.

    • @johnp8903
      @johnp8903 5 лет назад +10

      CyberCheese no it wasn’t. It was a cheese puff on the whirly bird because it’s fun

    • @timokeeffe8860
      @timokeeffe8860 5 лет назад +44

      @@johnp8903 you're obviously not fully understanding this for what it was. Its not just a tragic drama. There's a lot of undertones to this hard hitting emotional rollercoaster that only a person that fully understands cinema could grasp.

    • @closetalkerwatcher30
      @closetalkerwatcher30 5 лет назад +5

      Love it. Love everything about it. How many mushrooms did you eat?

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth 5 лет назад +1

      How high are you?

    • @radricdavis8508
      @radricdavis8508 4 года назад +16

      Fuck you it’s a toy. The fuck is wrong with you?

  • @Straight90s
    @Straight90s Год назад +25

    “Lord you blessed me with a weird stepson” is perfect sitcom dialogue. There could’ve easily been a laugh track there and none of us would’ve minded.

  • @cschamby8545
    @cschamby8545 3 года назад +257

    I like how he puts spaghetti on the pizza only to take it off like he doesn't prefer it.

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H 2 года назад +32

      The signature nasty squelching sound fx Tim and Eric use lol

    • @realretrorelapse
      @realretrorelapse 2 года назад +35

      It's chinese food lol. The place is called Mama Noodles and the logo has a plate with a slice of pizza and chop sticks lol

    • @Truedoogie
      @Truedoogie Год назад +2

      @@realretrorelapse Hahaha!

    • @pandaberserk3390
      @pandaberserk3390 Год назад +5

      thats how they make pizza at Mama Noodles

    • @raoulmoat6762
      @raoulmoat6762 Год назад +8

      Not spaghetti again!

  • @iVenge
    @iVenge 6 лет назад +266

    "Your dad had a shit heart. He's not a man." - _Roy the Step-dad_

  • @Carl007Jr
    @Carl007Jr 3 года назад +21

    "I'm Jay Jay, I'm a little *Flight DICK!"* - Just a dad tryin

  • @MaxwellBenson80
    @MaxwellBenson80 4 года назад +75

    "Dumb dead dad" had me in tears!

    • @HannibalOrJustRex
      @HannibalOrJustRex 2 года назад +12

      "flying around saving people's lives 😒..." Jay's shit heart real dad never had to deal with the workload of delivering pies all over town.

    • @MaxwellBenson80
      @MaxwellBenson80 3 месяца назад

      Excellent!​@@HannibalOrJustRex

  • @alexandersomethingorother786
    @alexandersomethingorother786 4 года назад +141

    "Give me a good night hug, we'll work on this shit tomorrow"
    I felt that, when he said that. Relatable.

    • @XX-zu2rd
      @XX-zu2rd Год назад +2

      This whole clip is so absurd that I’m astonished I was kind of touched when they hugged and seemed happy at the end lol

  • @thecaptain871
    @thecaptain871 5 лет назад +306

    Workin 60 hrs a week delivering pies!

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 5 лет назад +27

      All over town! What a guy...

    • @Rawlingm
      @Rawlingm 4 года назад +5

      i know how that be

    • @jami376
      @jami376 4 года назад +6

      Mama nooooodles

    • @DirtyRottenTaylor
      @DirtyRottenTaylor 4 года назад +12

      I too deliver pies all over town, however I am not blessed with a weird step son....

    • @jakebennett4642
      @jakebennett4642 4 года назад +1

      Brutal

  • @inaminute1826
    @inaminute1826 6 лет назад +530

    LMAO tim and erics acting here is phenomenal 😂😂

    • @philbanic9265
      @philbanic9265 6 лет назад +4

      So good

    • @AerisVera7
      @AerisVera7 6 лет назад +29

      In my view, they are some of the best comedic actors ever. There's a few other people I could think of. One name really comes to mind, Peele. You know they are a good actor when assume the role so well, you forget it's acting. Very rare talent.

    • @Utubesuxmycock
      @Utubesuxmycock 3 года назад +4

      its so real
      and delivered perfectly

  • @senorfish2503
    @senorfish2503 2 года назад +36

    2:08 him getting so mad he throws his food behind himself is the funniest thing ever.

    • @Straight90s
      @Straight90s Год назад +5

      Because of your comment I noticed the plate reappears in the next shot, then is gone again in the following shot.

  • @drphiI
    @drphiI 6 лет назад +581

    the house they live in is absolutely depressing. The drained in-ground pool with a playground slide. The mildew-filled bathtub. The shitty patterned couch. It's classic Tim and Eric, and I love it.

    • @dt564
      @dt564 4 года назад +28

      I know people who live like this. It's not so much that they don't have a lot that I judge. They just don't clean or take care/pride in their things.

    • @kingcobrajfsofficial
      @kingcobrajfsofficial 4 года назад +8

      It's... just a pool slide. Pools have slides.

    • @Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone
      @Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone 4 года назад +7

      taylorm it’s drained, it’s an aesthetic

    • @ryanfisher6402
      @ryanfisher6402 4 года назад +3

      I for one would love the bagoda

    • @Zombiphobia
      @Zombiphobia 4 года назад +25

      yeaaaah, the pumps gone bad, i gotta get arou- i gotta fix it, its got a leak or somethin in the- theres a part i need to replace and I can't afford it right now, not until Ross gets me a promotion, which he said he'd do, but he hasn't done it yet and I been askin him for weeks, not tryin to be on his ass or nothing, but he jus- i know he's got a lot of employees and I too a look at the cost reports and I dont know if somethings not added up or what but its goin- its- the companies in the red or the black or i don't know but its in the toilet so i don't expect im gettin a promotion unless i work real real hard next week but i got this thing with my step son next week and i already asked off (even tho Ross said he couldn't grant me the time off or whatever) so I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I think I'm gonna do the son thing cus he's all I got, don't got no friends who are out of jail yet and I can't get a woman at any of the bars cus their all whores at these bars I go to, I go to whore's bars, but I'll give it a shot, the son thing, and maybe Ross won't be too pissed that I missed work but I dunno. Its a, Its a work in pregr- Its a work in progress and Im- Ive been through worse and harder times and shit, I'll get through it or whatever. Anyway, even if I get the part, I still cant really afford the water bill to refill the basin, the tub, the pool or whatever, so I gotta get another promotion, theres a few places that are hiring that I can- i that I know I can get a job at, but, and there's just, I just gotta apply myself I know I can do it, you know, so thats not holdin me back or anything, but I got a step son I gotta take care of and its just a whole lotta work for one guy.

  • @sheikhm15
    @sheikhm15 6 лет назад +200

    “These aren’t toys!!! They’re whirlybirds!!”

  • @jf13579
    @jf13579 3 года назад +96

    T&E have grown closer and closer to my heart as I’ve gotten older and begun to truly understand their comedy and how fucking funny these guys really are.

    • @kane00000
      @kane00000 3 года назад +4

      Tim almost died. He got stabbed by some crazy person. Look it up. He was saving some lady too I think. Tim is a badass.

    • @JustTheWarning
      @JustTheWarning 2 года назад +4

      @@kane00000 lol yes, this is true. He has two big scars on his upper back from the knife that his elderly neighbor's son stabbed him with, while he was protecting her from him as he was in some drug-induced hysteria trying to hurt her. This was in 2006

  • @jamesw7609
    @jamesw7609 5 лет назад +127

    I would watch this for an entire series.

  • @blorb112
    @blorb112 5 лет назад +246

    These guys are so talented... I wish they did more skits like this

    • @Zsuluap
      @Zsuluap 2 года назад +12

      Tim and Eric have a shitload of lost content tho. Superhard to find some stuff.
      Have you ever seen the chrimbus special ?

    • @thickhazepromo
      @thickhazepromo 2 года назад +4

      2022 these gentlemen better come through! Shout out to Sam hyde my dad

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 2 года назад +17

      This is the only thing they've ever done

    • @nahnope8581
      @nahnope8581 2 года назад +1

      @@Stbuster31 me neither : ' ' ' (

    • @kermitthefroghere2628
      @kermitthefroghere2628 2 года назад +2

      You seen the terrys bro?

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben 5 лет назад +70

    Tim's outfit and look in this are so perfect.

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn 4 года назад +174

    I love how "Roy" is the exact shade of red that those southern white dads are

    • @PattyBandAidz
      @PattyBandAidz 3 года назад +6

      This should be top comment

    • @Obamas_Nipple
      @Obamas_Nipple 3 года назад +5

      its called a sun tan bruh... its what happens when you work outside

    • @Cegros
      @Cegros 2 года назад +6

      @@Obamas_Nipple no, that’s not a tan. I know exactly what type of red he’s talking about. I’m from the south and have worked outside plenty. That red is an entirely different thing than a tan. I get tan but not red. Many of the less healthy, “dad types” just get red, even if they get a base tan going they end up red lmao

    • @Obamas_Nipple
      @Obamas_Nipple 2 года назад

      @@Cegros nah man people just dont turn red lol, this dude could spend one month in alaska during the winter and immediately turn whiter than a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H 2 года назад +6

      It's called high blood pressure from unhealthy diet, stress and lack of exercise

  • @T-Bone-nk1ng
    @T-Bone-nk1ng 6 лет назад +346

    Loooord you blessed me with a weird step son.

    • @MiddayMantra
      @MiddayMantra 5 лет назад +4

      HankHill 5400 maybe my favorite line.

    • @chelugo9928
      @chelugo9928 5 лет назад +5

      Read it as he said it....
      Love when that unironically happens

    • @chelugo9928
      @chelugo9928 2 года назад +1

      @@cactusmalone ok? thanks for that? I was just pointing out that it happened. Lol

    • @RepresentWV
      @RepresentWV 2 года назад +1

      Unironically isn’t a word and even if it was a word it wouldn’t make any sense in that context.

    • @T-Bone-nk1ng
      @T-Bone-nk1ng 2 года назад +2

      @@RepresentWV hey let's all just take it easy. Ain't nobody got time for grammar correction reply notifications. Lol we get what he meant.

  • @lampini
    @lampini 5 лет назад +142

    I got a whole movie in under 4 minutes

    • @MyOldTapes
      @MyOldTapes 3 года назад +6

      This is actually part of a longer short film fyi

  • @ogion539
    @ogion539 4 года назад +30

    "This copter shit's boring the hell out of me, you gotta give me something else"

    • @TheRhynamo
      @TheRhynamo 3 года назад +4

      Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, mhm, yep!

    • @wuddup321
      @wuddup321 3 года назад +1

      They're whirlybirds.....

  • @aaronsalinas518
    @aaronsalinas518 4 года назад +22

    This is the best thing T&E ever did. And I'll die on that hill.

    • @slappinloubags7867
      @slappinloubags7867 4 года назад +3

      You are so right. They are comedic fucking geniuses... love em to bits. Til death.

    • @realchrishansen6306
      @realchrishansen6306 2 года назад

      Watch bedtime stories. It's all as good if not better

    • @RC-hv1yx
      @RC-hv1yx Год назад

      Absolut on ice is a sketch that comes to mind

  • @blankwavemessiah
    @blankwavemessiah 4 года назад +21

    "I'm a little flight dick" hahahahahahaha

  • @TheMjr2534
    @TheMjr2534 6 лет назад +98

    Jason gives a menacing warning that is overlooked:
    "Don't you dare talk about my mom."

  • @viggiestrikes
    @viggiestrikes 4 года назад +17

    1:03 that is one of the sweetest smiles I've ever seen

  • @brianhoward7277
    @brianhoward7277 Год назад +20

    Sending healing and prayers to everyone who has lost a loved one from a bird bite.

  • @GordoGold
    @GordoGold 2 года назад +4

    "Dad, you know I can't drive... I'm afraid of that honkey-horn" - felt that deep, soooo deep deep downy-down within my internals near where the pup-pup is made

  • @slinkybones
    @slinkybones 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Dad you know I can't drive I'm scared of that honky horn." is one of the best lines ever. I don't drive and I actually use that line when people ask me why I don't drive. I told my supervisor that and he was like "are you serious???" Yes Colt I'm serious. 🙄 lmao

    • @slinkybones
      @slinkybones Месяц назад

      Ha! I had a similar reaction with my boss.

  • @rud5101
    @rud5101 3 года назад +26

    I love how it starts out like a documentary on the relationship between this father and son, and then immediately turns into a Hallmark Original movie lol

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 2 года назад +3

      Its sort of parodying a type of indie movie feel that was big in the late 2000s early 2010s, movies that were kind of inspired by Napoleon dynamite but not as good.

    • @Garbageman28
      @Garbageman28 2 года назад +1

      @@TheGoodChapthat’s what makes it so exquisite. Tim and Eric parody stuff no one else thinks to.

  • @INSOMNIACification
    @INSOMNIACification 5 лет назад +39

    "sex-uh marriage-wise sexually"

  • @christiangoforth6694
    @christiangoforth6694 2 года назад +11

    hahahahaha "physically he's fine" 😂😂

  • @eternalnut
    @eternalnut 3 года назад +12

    "Dad you know I can't drive, I'm scared of that honky horn."

  • @daniellos333
    @daniellos333 4 года назад +15

    They both played these parts so convincingly

  • @Treopse
    @Treopse 3 года назад +23

    This is unexpectedly touching yet funny, it's like they improvise the whole thing and it turned out so perfect

  • @Mike-zk5jc
    @Mike-zk5jc Год назад +5

    that "lord, you blessed me with a weirrrrd stepson" line is such a pitch-perfect sendup of how these sorts of family sitcoms go, just uncanny

  • @bnpqowl
    @bnpqowl 2 года назад +5

    The descriptor, "weak-hearted" to describe someone and/or the reason for their death is the funniest thing to me.

  • @sergiboyakjon6238
    @sergiboyakjon6238 10 месяцев назад +1

    its genious writing. it sets an absurd situation that we all experience one way or another in real life, and tim goes through the process of life. Tim's portraying a young mans life and an unwanted pregnancy while on the journey through adolescence, and in the end, becoming a father to his son

  • @calebamore
    @calebamore 2 года назад +12

    It's hilarious and easy to miss that he says "EX-friend of mine"

  • @billypoker7822
    @billypoker7822 Год назад +2

    "Lord you blessed me with a weird stepson" this is really brilliant and funny,

  • @Chillmvster
    @Chillmvster 6 лет назад +44

    Tim's a good dad

  • @iLSWx
    @iLSWx 6 лет назад +27

    I love that the full version of this and the Terry's just vanished from everything and can't be found.

    • @TC-lk2ev
      @TC-lk2ev 6 лет назад +3

      The Terrys is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.

    • @onewaylife4all
      @onewaylife4all 5 лет назад +9

      @Skullgar2 vimeo.com/190763534

    • @ausinasmith96
      @ausinasmith96 4 года назад

      My God yes finally I can watch the Terry's again!

    • @Sableye343
      @Sableye343 4 года назад

      @@onewaylife4all THAAAAAANK YOU

    • @pottingsoil
      @pottingsoil 4 года назад

      The full video of Brown's Daycare is gone too. They got rid of the good parts.

  • @kaleblam5084
    @kaleblam5084 Год назад +2

    “They’re not toys they’re whirlybirds” had me DYING

  • @TheRhussmann
    @TheRhussmann 10 месяцев назад +2

    Lord you blessed me with a weeeeeiiird stepson...

  • @jd-kf5dy
    @jd-kf5dy 4 года назад +19

    "I'm a pizza delivery manag.... uh driver"

  • @BambooTime
    @BambooTime 4 года назад +23

    2:37 Tim's facial expression is so great

    • @Rade_Rade_Rade
      @Rade_Rade_Rade 2 года назад

      so great

    • @Straight90s
      @Straight90s Год назад

      He’s the king of facial expressions

    • @XX-zu2rd
      @XX-zu2rd Год назад

      Perfect “trying to hide regret” face

  • @foreverphantom6881
    @foreverphantom6881 2 года назад +7

    These two are artists from another dimension

  • @terrybludo4866
    @terrybludo4866 Год назад

    “Give me a goodnight hug.. we’ll work on this shit tomorrow” lol

  • @bigfoot3866
    @bigfoot3866 2 года назад +5

    "You know I can't drive. I'm scared of that honkey horn."

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 2 года назад +2

    I think they’re great actors on top of the hilarious writing

  • @anactualplant9574
    @anactualplant9574 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love how he was watering the house with the windows open

  • @tzazella751
    @tzazella751 3 года назад +5

    i love watching tim try to do anything athletic. like throw a toy helicopter two feet. its like he's never thrown anything

  • @SteamGrace
    @SteamGrace 6 лет назад +135

    Replace whirly birds with battletoads and this is my biography basically

    • @edstervedster
      @edstervedster 5 лет назад +26

      So your dad was a battletoad pilot then?

    • @Chxzz1
      @Chxzz1 5 лет назад +7

      hahah battletoads,
      that sounds hilarious

    • @Vontux
      @Vontux 5 лет назад +4

      Then it is zero surprise that you're an Amazing Atheist fan.

    • @kevinDAninja
      @kevinDAninja 5 лет назад +5

      I get it man...I get it.

    • @felixalonzo2847
      @felixalonzo2847 4 года назад +5

      Replace whirly birds with teenage mutant ninja turtles and this is my biography basically

  • @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302
    @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302 Год назад +2

    2 things one must fear in this life....
    Birds that bite, and the other's honky horns.

  • @johnnyfive8748
    @johnnyfive8748 2 месяца назад +1

    “Lord you blessed me with a weeeeeeird step son”

  • @holodais9067
    @holodais9067 4 года назад +9

    This is one of the best things they made.

  • @number1authority
    @number1authority 3 года назад +3

    3:27 The only thing that has ever melted my frozen heart.

  • @inaminute1826
    @inaminute1826 6 лет назад +105

    This was ridiculous and well made...... Rare combination lmao

  • @MT-th8ox
    @MT-th8ox 2 года назад +1

    I’m scared of that honky horn killed me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Forget1987
    @Forget1987 Год назад +1

    This is amazing I watched this on RUclips way back in the day

  • @ryanjavierortega8513
    @ryanjavierortega8513 3 года назад +2

    Tim is too funny, carrying the world on his back

  • @reasonableattempt1918
    @reasonableattempt1918 2 года назад +3

    lol I love how the Mama's Noodle logo is a picture of a pizza covered in noodles eaten with chopsticks. Classic fusion

  • @Tirats63
    @Tirats63 2 года назад +1

    “My mom died because a bird bit her” lmao 🤣 I’m so dead 💀💀💀

  • @BozPictures
    @BozPictures 5 лет назад +15

    "Father and son, I wanna teach him right from wrong"

    • @wuphf
      @wuphf 5 лет назад +5

      BozPictures father and son I’m gonna grow up and be stroooong

    • @BozPictures
      @BozPictures 5 лет назад +1

      @@wuphf I want the best for my child

  • @Rjh5801
    @Rjh5801 2 года назад +1

    3:08 “Dad you know I can’t drive. I’m scared of the honky horn.”

  • @rickyb6086
    @rickyb6086 5 лет назад +10

    Tim Heidecker stars in the movie "Us". I never pictured him playing a semi-serious role, lol

  • @akkireddy12345
    @akkireddy12345 4 года назад +15

    damn why am i watching this video 10 years after it was released and why is it so fucking depressing seeing a 40 year old pizza man. damn now i am sad. imma go play with my whirly birds.

    • @rambact5769
      @rambact5769 3 года назад +1

      you think a 40 year old step dad being a pizza man is sad? my real dad is a 40 year old pizza man!

  • @gtcazusa
    @gtcazusa 6 лет назад +14

    Really glad everyone can post all the lines I just watched or else I might not know what they said. Thanks!

    • @tamburello9902
      @tamburello9902 6 лет назад +1

      wise guy

    • @ProfessionalSpectre
      @ProfessionalSpectre 5 лет назад

      @Terry Anderson Good. YOUR QUOTES ARE SHIT. "Ooooh, look at me I'm your dumb, dead quotes flying around."

  • @tcc300892
    @tcc300892 3 года назад +6

    I've got those folding tables. They're excellent.

    • @thersten
      @thersten 2 года назад +2

      That's incredible! The guy at Bed Bath & Beyond told me they only sell those to exclusive customers.

  • @danieltrochei4544
    @danieltrochei4544 6 лет назад +51

    They are not toys they are whirly birds!

  • @scottgillespie3838
    @scottgillespie3838 3 года назад

    One of the all time greats...
    Whole video nowhere to be found anywhere

  • @patrickburns7261
    @patrickburns7261 5 лет назад +19

    Tim gives me serious Bradley Nowell vibes with this trim and the shades, they should kick Rome out, call it Sublime With Tim and do a dub remix of Empty Bottle

  • @ChrisSmith-gt6lg
    @ChrisSmith-gt6lg Год назад

    This is hilarious. 😂😂😂
    "They're whirly birds, dad."

  • @corradodesetta3388
    @corradodesetta3388 6 лет назад +17

    Disturbing,yet refreshing to see t&e play something almost believable

  • @dios8256
    @dios8256 3 года назад +7

    Touching stuff. These two are great together.

  • @the_local_bigamist
    @the_local_bigamist 6 лет назад +10

    Lord you blessed me with a weeeeird step-son.

  • @tommyfleur7649
    @tommyfleur7649 5 лет назад +11

    "he's an emotionally disturbed boy..man"

  • @Bonserak23
    @Bonserak23 3 года назад +39

    As a 30 year old man that lives with his step dad this is to funny.

    • @CJ-lr4uq
      @CJ-lr4uq 2 года назад +6

      As a 26 year old man who lives with his uncle, I'd have to agree

    • @sir_marlfox
      @sir_marlfox 2 года назад +4

      As a 30 year old living with ma an pa, I agree.

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog 2 года назад +3

      Holy shit, you guys need to apply yourselves-get out there and deliver pies, or whatever you need to do.

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 Год назад +1

      As an uncle that lives with his 27 year old step dad's son, this is peak almost relatable. Meta speakingly.

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 Год назад +1

      @@Gilliganfrog scared of the honky honk thing. Plus we all have weak hearts.

  • @alexiscondit898
    @alexiscondit898 2 года назад +3

    Tim plays a very convincing dad.

  • @Justin-fd7tg
    @Justin-fd7tg 4 года назад +2

    Tim is a really good fuckin actor lol

  • @Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut
    @Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut 4 года назад +3

    This was such an awesome show. Great Job!

  • @joshgehman232
    @joshgehman232 2 года назад +1

    Lord you blessed me with a weeeeeeeeeird step son

  • @Len124
    @Len124 2 года назад

    "My name's 'Roy,' ginger, 39..." I love how he's using it as a personal ad.

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 3 года назад +4

    When your parents bless you with the Name Roy, you are destined to be a stepdad.

  • @chestercopperbottom
    @chestercopperbottom 11 месяцев назад

    "Physically he's fine. He's a handsome, tall, good-looking kid. It's just emotionally he's...touched. He's an emotionally disturbed boy..man"---that's exactly the analysis the child psychologist gave me after the incedent...

  • @flxxy4378
    @flxxy4378 4 года назад +2

    Tim is a really good actor

  • @cgn833
    @cgn833 5 лет назад +2

    This is on bedtime stories level. Need more please

  • @perin_m
    @perin_m 7 лет назад +42

    i love how he looks like murderer from Mindhunter

  • @nirj5991
    @nirj5991 8 месяцев назад

    Wow I really felt it when Roy got mad, really accurately depicts a parent losing their shit and hurting a poor kid to the point of abuse. That scene was kind of scary. Also the way Roy flings the spaghetti pizza behind him and flings the plate forward is great

  • @TheBattProductions
    @TheBattProductions 3 года назад +2

    "I'm scared of that honky-horn"

  • @nathangambriel5081
    @nathangambriel5081 6 лет назад +4

    They're not toys, they're Whirlybirds!

  • @CCPwillfall01
    @CCPwillfall01 6 лет назад +43

    This explains me and my dad

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 года назад +4

      I hope they catch and convict that bird did this to your family.