Everything Wrong With Fantasy Island In 20 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @erichdavis2897
    @erichdavis2897 4 года назад +2829

    The fact that I was confused during the whole video is testament to how correct you are.

    • @dcbandit
      @dcbandit 4 года назад +105

      Yeah, the plot is confused and screaming 😂

    • @Travelbyailsa
      @Travelbyailsa 4 года назад +8

      Absolutely

    • @babystone42
      @babystone42 4 года назад +9

      THIS

    • @tirakaninama9876
      @tirakaninama9876 4 года назад +9

      This proves my comment, what a dumb ass thing to say, his video confused you so it's somehow a "testament" to his correctness, you just said you couldn't keep up and where confused.....wtf all this channel is is confusing bs, but hey it entertains the low IQ's I guess

    • @Travelbyailsa
      @Travelbyailsa 4 года назад +55

      Tirakan Inama it was confusing because of how confusing the plot of the film is (and I have actually watched the film and it’s just as confusing) so therefore every point about it being confusing is correct therefore he is correct

  • @lostinsauce4515
    @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад +2538

    I love watching an "everything wrong with" on a movie I've never seen. I don't know why

    • @damon19751
      @damon19751 4 года назад +73

      Me too, and there's no explanation.

    • @damon19751
      @damon19751 4 года назад +70

      I also find as I've gotten older I've gotten lazier, and I don't want to watch a movie for 1 1/2 hours and be mad because I could've watched a better movie.

    • @Fenglang1
      @Fenglang1 4 года назад +12

      Only if I can savely assume that the movie is going to be bad 😁

    • @tthesungodd
      @tthesungodd 4 года назад +30

      It's like watching a movie you don't care that much about, but without any of the actual effort

    • @12345629250
      @12345629250 4 года назад +5

      me too but its to mostly know which shitty movies to avoid watching which is like all of them these days.

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 4 года назад +1729

    The word Fantasy starts to lose all meaning about fifteen minutes in.

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад +13

      Where they serve yoghurts on saucers

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +7

      it best if you don't go in large group... Roarke know it but he need big group so he can bang his wife for few days... while everyone dying... the guy is asshole...

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 4 года назад +4

      “I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times, the words have lost all meaning!”

    • @shilohmagic7173
      @shilohmagic7173 4 года назад +1

      Yeah...

    • @paokkaireal
      @paokkaireal 4 года назад

      Lovegirlforever.link

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1300

    This might be the only horror movie where I'm still confused on what the plot is, after watching your video.
    Then I looked it up and it has an 8% on Rotten Tomatoes...

    • @RandomRon005
      @RandomRon005 4 года назад +16

      Found you!

    • @MorganDeacetis
      @MorganDeacetis 4 года назад +6

      @@SillyGoofyGuy "you are too"- some guy on the internet i saw.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +3

      Roarke know it but he need big group so he can bang his wife for few days... while everyone dying...
      the island can be great but it can be twisted depend on whoever on it... the writer just don't bother just want to made people think when the whole thing just bullshit to the end..they just need filler for few day while other fanstasy catch up with other before it can link... who fucking writing this...

    • @Rio-so5kx
      @Rio-so5kx 4 года назад +1

      That rating is too generous

    • @carnogeekus
      @carnogeekus 4 года назад +3

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

  • @triciaramgoolam4045
    @triciaramgoolam4045 4 года назад +154

    One thing I love about the movie is how everyone thinks Melanie is super crazy because she does this whole revenge fantasy when she literally went out with Nick ONCE!

    • @Shockkk
      @Shockkk 2 года назад +5

      hahahaha

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 4 года назад +252

    This movie tries so hard to make sure the audience has no idea what's happening that it forgot to tie everything together at the end to avoid the negatives of making sure your audience is confused the whole time. It really thinks it's doing something amazing the whole time.

    • @michellemgbeke2693
      @michellemgbeke2693 4 года назад +4

      It is. This movie was great

    • @stormrangerx
      @stormrangerx 3 года назад +8

      @@michellemgbeke2693 No. No it was not.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад +2

      @@stormrangerx Uhm, it objectively was.
      This movie does not deserve so many Sins.
      It was very good and literally avoided things
      that would have been a Cinema-Sin.
      For example, in other movies, the
      one woman with the dream-of-a-family would
      definetly have becomes obsesses and defended
      the evil Island and then been killed by the protagonists
      in self-defense. But no, she did not.
      This was a very good movie, though not outstanding.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      This movie does not deserve so many Sins.
      It was very good and literally avoided things
      that would have been a Cinema-Sin.
      For example, in other movies, the
      one woman with the dream-of-a-family would
      definetly have becomes obsesses and defended
      the evil Island and then been killed by the protagonists
      in self-defense. But no, she did not.
      This was a very good movie, though not outstanding.

    • @stormrangerx
      @stormrangerx 3 года назад +8

      @@slevinchannel7589 No, literally nothing makes sense

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 4 года назад +386

    No “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” outtake considering Michael Rooker is in this movie?

  • @vseanvien
    @vseanvien 4 года назад +828

    Cinemasins : **uploads a video**
    Me : _Oh cool, 20 mins free movie._

    • @krizwatcher
      @krizwatcher 4 года назад +8

      Were the 20 minutes worth it?

    • @juzoinui4627
      @juzoinui4627 4 года назад +7

      krizwatcher
      It depends

    • @JoshWitte
      @JoshWitte 4 года назад +33

      Literally my favorite way to check out a movie that I have zero interest in actually watching.

    • @Aname550
      @Aname550 4 года назад +6

      You've nailed the appeal of these videos. You could cut out the commentary and just leave the clips, and the video would probably get more views. Too bad you need the commentary to bypass copyright laws

    • @Jenazad.
      @Jenazad. 4 года назад +4

      And Foundflix for horror movies/tv series.

  • @liamclarkpiano4559
    @liamclarkpiano4559 4 года назад +214

    I love how Rourke says “fantasies play out as they should” while also having a fantasy of a rave somehow end with zombie cartels. In no way is that how a wish for a rave would ever turn out

    • @halcionkoenig243
      @halcionkoenig243 4 года назад +12

      And that's why you're wrong. Every rave should end with Zombie Cartels breaking them up.

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад

      Fucccck man id love a zombie apocalypse to start although with covid going on right now.....
      It'll likly double the consciousness if not more of the Z virus

    • @masondouglas99
      @masondouglas99 4 года назад +8

      Ik, like I get some of the fantasy, nick doesn't really get to be that much of a solider, but in the end, he got to be a hero and see his dad, Maloney(before she comes out as evil) fantasy was for revenge, but shes really getting clouser and forgiveness, and Gwen's family fantasy was showing her she did deserve happiness, but ya the other 2 got f*cked

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад

      @Honudes Gai funny how you assume that you know anything about me.. Much less my skills knowledge or capabilites.
      I asure you unless im patient zero or the virus is delivered via a gas bomb i am very much going to be a survivor.

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 года назад +2

      @Honudes Gai actually im willing to bet a zombie apocalypse would do 3rd world countrys some good.
      And at what point did i give the impression i was afraid of the congo or anywhere else for that matter??
      You bud have also serverly underestimated the precautions I've taken.
      As well as plans and strategies for any type of zombie cannibal infection form type apocalypse..
      And any other actually while most preppers only see ( their apocalypse) happenings im ready for ANYTHING.. Save for the second half of the ice age and nuclear war.
      Nukes go off earth dies no point is struggling to live on a dead rock
      Im not a fan of -500 degree weather so i have no intention of living in those cases otherwise im good.
      However i am curious as to what makes you think zombies are the most horrific thing ever..
      Unless they are created by satans dark magics.
      Im not sure what makes them so terrifying to you.
      Sure they are definitely something to be wary of but like anything they can be fooled and if they can be fooled they can be killed

  • @hhr7271
    @hhr7271 4 года назад +168

    When I watched the movie I was so frustated when sloane's husband was asking why he should trust her. Man that girl just told her she is kidnapped and brought to an island and this is the time you ask for an apology, wow

  • @kenzij
    @kenzij 4 года назад +378

    When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought "I'm going to watch the CinemaSins video to see what it's about." Well I've watched the video. What is it about?

    • @qeggert2828
      @qeggert2828 4 года назад +33

      I don't think the writers know

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 года назад +38

      It's a fantasy, inside a fantasy, inside a fantasy, inside a zzzzzzzzz. Also, .

    • @kenzij
      @kenzij 4 года назад +7

      @@dancrane3807 Ah. Oh yes I get it now. /s
      It sounds very

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 года назад +13

      People like me who watched it at theater don't even know

    • @asnowballinhell
      @asnowballinhell 4 года назад +6

      A schizophrenic's drug-induced fantasy?

  • @shaderu3402
    @shaderu3402 4 года назад +22

    I like how subtitles are there now for the characters’ lines. Makes it a lot easier to understand what they’re saying when the actors aren’t speaking above a whisper

  • @randallulrich
    @randallulrich 4 года назад +731

    "Fantasy Island". That movie was so bad, I'd walk out of it, even on an airplane.

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 года назад +33

      "The plane! The plane!"
      *THUD*

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha! 😁

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад +8

      "De plane! De plane! ...de oof!!"
      *Squash
      *Splat

    • @BrandonSeattle
      @BrandonSeattle 4 года назад +1

      wait, how can you walk out of a movie on a airplaine.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 4 года назад +4

      @@BrandonSeattle: Wait -- how can you not understand that that was a joke?

  • @thedressrosaking1203
    @thedressrosaking1203 4 года назад +126

    Who else hasn't watched this movie but will gladly watch CinemaSins dismantle the whole movie because....movie

  • @jammastrjess
    @jammastrjess 4 года назад +242

    After watching this entire video I still don’t understand the rules or the plot of this film...

    • @parrishharris3008
      @parrishharris3008 4 года назад +13

      I thought it was just me wow

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +13

      the moive just half ass... the island can be nice holiday or twisted depend on who on the island... Roarke know it but he need big group so he can bang his wife for few days... while everyone dying...

    • @landerstyle100
      @landerstyle100 4 года назад +6

      me too im like so fucking confused

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад +13

      Its a reboot of a 70s tv show "Fantasy Island" starring Ricardo Montablan and little person Herve Villechaize. Herve's signature line was yelling, "De plane! De plane!" everytime a new flight arrived bringing guests.
      Celeb guest stars would be the island guests that pay to live out some big fantasy that never turns out the way think it will. Sometimes it tirns into a nightmare. Each episode always ends with the guests learning some big life lesson.

    • @micah4029
      @micah4029 4 года назад +7

      @@skylx0812 I knew that beforehand and I'm still confused. Having that knowledge doesn't explain the plot holes and logical inconsistencies in this movie.

  • @TheCrazyFairy100
    @TheCrazyFairy100 4 года назад +39

    I laughed all the way through this film in the cinema, was convinced it was written as a comedy and edited as a horror. That being said it is only funny because of how truly awful it is

  • @bad2dabohn1992
    @bad2dabohn1992 4 года назад +88

    I guess its in Lucy Hale's contract nowadays to work for Blumhouse

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 3 года назад +4

      PLL money must have run out.

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 Год назад

      Fantasy Island was nominated for 5 Razzies in 2020, but went home empty handed:
      Worst Picture
      Lost against the “My Pillow” movie Absolute Proof
      Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
      Lost against Robert Downey Jr.’s Dolittle
      Worst Screenplay
      Lost against the creepy f***s who wrote the first 365 Days
      Worst Supporting Actress for both Lucy Hale & Maggie Q
      Both lost against Maddie Ziegler in and as Music

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 4 года назад +109

    i've never heard of this movie but i'm glad jeremy is sinning it

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад +1

      @@mitchellalexander3245 Imma keep doin it to all of these, BOT!!!

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 Год назад

      This film was created by the same people who made 2018’s Truth or Dare.
      Another horror movie that also stars Lucy Hale.

  • @lelandhepworth7646
    @lelandhepworth7646 4 года назад +13

    10:51 Sloane wanting to get back with her husband might have been her fantasy/desire when she looked into the rock, but people's desires can change, especially in dramatic circumstances like the one she was in. In the face of certain death, the desire for a scenario where she has a chance of living should beat out anything else. Then again, as you've shown, the movie doesn't establish anything close to a clear set of rules, so you could really justify whatever you want here.

  • @SweenyTodd98
    @SweenyTodd98 4 года назад +21

    This just makes me sad that this was the last movie I saw in theaters before COVID shut everything down. So glad that theaters are starting to open up again.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 3 года назад +2

      Yay more sickness and death🤨

  • @LoneTiger
    @LoneTiger 4 года назад +111

    Ricardo Montalban is probably rolling in his grave.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 4 года назад +7

      Of course. He probably doesn't like the Fantasy Island movie either!

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      This movie does not deserve so many Sins.
      It was very good and literally avoided things
      that would have been a Cinema-Sin.
      For example, in other movies, the
      one woman with the dream-of-a-family would
      definetly have becomes obsesses and defended
      the evil Island and then been killed by the protagonists
      in self-defense. But no, she did not.
      This was a very good movie, though not outstanding.

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 года назад +391

    Sadly, even though it's in the title. This movie is not a fantasy, it exists.

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @MagnusTNT
      @MagnusTNT 4 года назад +4

      Is this the real life, is this just fantasy

    • @mileven3ggo3njoyer
      @mileven3ggo3njoyer 4 года назад

      Off topic but I like ur pfp.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +2

      fantasy island is not a good island... the whole point is it the twisted mind of people bring it to either horror or nice holiday...

    • @talenemomjian5014
      @talenemomjian5014 4 года назад +1

      Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

  • @wolfey141
    @wolfey141 4 года назад +10

    I always thought the monkey paw of tattos wish was his brother got to live but he'd never be able to see him again.

  • @lilswirlash9764
    @lilswirlash9764 4 года назад +972

    titles wrong, should be “everything is wrong with fantasy island”

    • @TikTok.Entertainment777
      @TikTok.Entertainment777 4 года назад

      Horror story

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @SoullessAIMusic
      @SoullessAIMusic 4 года назад +14

      the movie sucked so bad I couldnt even sit through the video telling me why it sucks so bad.

    • @anthognome
      @anthognome 4 года назад +13

      @@mitchellalexander3245 Dude, you've posted this on every single comment. I'd imagine you find it funny because it's your own unfunny video.

  • @langer_5180
    @langer_5180 4 года назад +248

    Still waiting for Everything Wrong With “The Godfather” “The Breakfast Club” “My Cousin Vinny” and “Good Will Hunting”

    • @alenciaga21
      @alenciaga21 4 года назад +18

      And Clockwork Orange and Heat

    • @theman4884
      @theman4884 4 года назад +7

      Give it time, they have done Jaws and Star Wars.

    • @alenciaga21
      @alenciaga21 4 года назад +11

      @@theman4884 And recently princess bride about which they said it's basically perfect and they love it sooo...

    • @fluttershiy2124
      @fluttershiy2124 4 года назад +8

      And Bridge to Terbithia. That was my fav movie the year it came out. Yes I was a child......

    • @sunshinepop5906
      @sunshinepop5906 4 года назад +1

      @@fluttershiy2124 same though

  • @Kjbilll
    @Kjbilll 3 года назад +16

    My girlfriend picked this movie for us last Valentines ...
    Sometimes I miss her

    • @katiecvlogs9361
      @katiecvlogs9361 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kjbilll
      @Kjbilll 2 года назад +3

      @@katiecvlogs9361 you just made me remember this now 😂😂

  • @mattway18
    @mattway18 4 года назад +10

    Due to Jeremy referencing it, Frequency is such a good movie. I think that it’s an underrated film and I definitely recommend the watch. It gets a 8.2/10 out of me.

    • @pershop4950
      @pershop4950 3 года назад

      How about the series? Did you like that as well?

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 3 года назад

      I haven’t watched the series yet. I remember hearing about it but just didn’t get around to watching it

  • @jeffreyweaver9854
    @jeffreyweaver9854 4 года назад +8

    At best, this movie can be considered as showing what would happen on the island if the Devil had defeated Ricardo Montelban's Mr. Rourke in the episode that featured the Devil's challenge which included a couple whose wife was pregnant!

  • @lisa101561
    @lisa101561 4 года назад +14

    Ivs sadly seen the movie twice and watched this video and still have no idea what the plot and rules are

  • @abdulsadek8911
    @abdulsadek8911 4 года назад +35

    Movie is barely ok until the surprise reveal, you're like, WTF!

  • @spongebobsquarepants4357
    @spongebobsquarepants4357 4 года назад +56

    Nearly burn less nick
    * HEDWIG'S THEME INTENSIFIES *

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 4 года назад +10

    Honestly. I walked out on this movie. After I woke up.
    Yeah, I got my free refill too, then left. Yeah, that early in the movie.

  • @alandgomez5905
    @alandgomez5905 4 года назад +16

    "So I became a cop. Figured I'd some good..." now that's a fantasy lol.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      This movie does not deserve so many Sins.
      It was very good and literally avoided things
      that would have been a Cinema-Sin.
      For example, in other movies, the
      one woman with the dream-of-a-family would
      definetly have becomes obsesses and defended
      the evil Island and then been killed by the protagonists
      in self-defense. But no, she did not...
      This was a very good movie, though not outstanding.

  • @brendanbrunette5613
    @brendanbrunette5613 4 года назад +103

    This isn’t relevant but I would love to see a cinemasins episode on No Country for Old Men.

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад +1

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 4 года назад +1

      Nice profile pic

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад

      @@mitchellalexander3245 Comedy: 0

  • @PeteGeek676
    @PeteGeek676 4 года назад +4

    This movie truly felt like it had 26+ writers and they all picked a random point to pick up writing from. They were only given a beginning and an end. Like some random pass-the-story writing game.

  • @stormwolf4989
    @stormwolf4989 4 года назад +3

    Also since you brought it up.. Frequency would be a great Cinema Sins video

  • @MasterKcoop
    @MasterKcoop 4 года назад +10

    I remember watching this on Valentine’s Day while everyone else was watching the photograph. Shit actually had me wishing that I’d watch that instead, and I hate romance/ chick flicks.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 4 года назад +3

    Great. Now I'll be saying, "Corrr-DOH-bah!" and "Rrrrich Corrrrinthian leather!" and rolling my R's forrrr the rrrrrest of de week.

  • @marcodenetto3850
    @marcodenetto3850 4 года назад +2

    I as a firefighter myself have to say that theres special units who run into burning buildings, not everyone is immediately right equipped/trained to run into there and come out safely with the target person or even his own life so...

  • @crazydragonstudios7259
    @crazydragonstudios7259 4 года назад +14

    Me looking at the thumbnail for the video: why are all the characters outfits color coordinated

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 4 года назад

    Great job you guys - The only thing that could've made this review better was a "rule change" counter, because there's about zero consistency in what the rules are, who's in control of them, why/how they exist, or what happens if you break them. It's like they just outlined scenes they wanted to happen, got shit faced, and started trying to connect any and all storylines before they blacked out.

  • @GamingXPOfficial
    @GamingXPOfficial 4 года назад +141

    A movie I've watched recently woah
    It sucked

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder 4 года назад +1

    18:00 The ending is a clone of the one in Wishmaster - you use your (last) wish to retroactively remove the reason for all the terrible events happening during the movie (although it worked out a little differently here).

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +71

    I'm more upset about the fact that she was so upset that her FIRST DATE that she BARELY KNEW that she decided to kill EVERYONE RELATED!

    • @BlueGriffin20
      @BlueGriffin20 4 года назад +12

      Eh, in her eyes she lost the one spark of happiness in her life and lashed out the ones “responsible”

    • @ryank5424
      @ryank5424 4 года назад +14

      Conclusion:..... she's a psychopath

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman 4 года назад +12

      yeah usually folks who get the chance to live out any fantasy and go with "murder strangers after toying with them" aren't the most mentally stable

    • @ryank5424
      @ryank5424 4 года назад +6

      Also a LOT of expectations on a date that never happened.

    • @bris_art
      @bris_art 4 года назад +1

      I understand where she coming from,but the whole plot twist was executed badly.

  • @NajarinPrime
    @NajarinPrime 4 года назад

    I appreciate you making a video for fantasy island. You probably already had this ready but it was pretty awesome because I asked for this video in your last sin video

  • @21Winter
    @21Winter 4 года назад +20

    Everything wrong with Lady and the Tramp (2019 - Live Action)

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 4 года назад

      yep, with CGI dog cuties. Disney ideas about live action.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 года назад

      I completely forgot that was a thing.

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад

      @@mitchellalexander3245 You are sin incarnate. And not in the good way

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 3 года назад +1

    Yeah...I can't see Michael Peña as anyone other than Louis from _Ant-Man._
    "Baskin-Robbins always finds out."
    "Okay, sorry. Sorry. You know, I just get excited and stuff."

  • @moonlightwarriorgaming743
    @moonlightwarriorgaming743 4 года назад +73

    Could be worse, could be "The Island of Dr. Moreau."

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 года назад +10

      @@mitchellalexander3245 go
      away

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад

      Which one? Lancaster or Kilmer?

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +4

      No, even the batshit insane movie with Marlon Brando was better than this.

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад

      @@mitchellalexander3245 You belong in that dumpster

  • @00SullySullivan00
    @00SullySullivan00 3 года назад +1

    1:10 I heard "Milk Nut" and was like damn thats a cool weird ass insult im gonna use that, then I read the subtitle "Milton" and was immediately disappointed

  • @johnirving5949
    @johnirving5949 4 года назад +23

    From the look of it, this movie exceeded even Lindelof levels of "random BS mystery without explanation"!

  • @CptWillowRose
    @CptWillowRose 4 года назад +1

    This is the second show from my childhood (the other being The Banana Splits) in the last year or so that has been turned into a horror movie. Can't wait for the horror reboot of Taxi and Alf.

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman 4 года назад +4

    "Fantasy island is a horror movie that makes no sense. Like, no sense. But it has jump scares and pretty people, so you might enjoy it. Oh, and sins.. a lot of them."
    Very, very accurate. Probably a description that could be used to describe many horror movies. Most, in fact.

  • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
    @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад +19

    I saw this in the theatre and right before the movie actually started I joked about the main antagonist being Tattoo and he just snapped one day and started killing people who come to live out their fantasies but he twists the fantasies into their worst nightmare and makes them beg for death so that, in a very sick and twisted way, he's still helping them fulfill their fantasies. Holy fuck, that is the movie I *wish* I saw!

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 3 года назад +1

    Everyone: TVSINS STOLE YOUR IDEA
    Cinemasins: i am 4 paralell universes ahead of you

  • @reidfever1866
    @reidfever1866 4 года назад +30

    Speaking of Coherence...

    • @Grant_chad
      @Grant_chad 4 года назад +2

      And speaking of being the first comment

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @mayaalexandra1822
      @mayaalexandra1822 4 года назад +2

      Look, we're not gonna sin Coherence. That's a masterpiece of scifi.

    • @reidfever1866
      @reidfever1866 4 года назад

      @@mayaalexandra1822 agreed

    • @anacaeiro1049
      @anacaeiro1049 4 года назад

      Great movie!

  • @undercoverwarrior3149
    @undercoverwarrior3149 4 года назад +2

    Im still waiting for my three favorite underrated movies. Sinbad, el dorado and prince of Egypt

  • @posiepie6613
    @posiepie6613 4 года назад +19

    This had so much potential 😂 and it failed so miserably

  • @tinyquokka
    @tinyquokka 4 года назад +1

    The timing of this is PERFECT 'cos I just watched this movie over the weekend! Honestly I think the biggest sin of all was not utilising Maggie Q's incredibly enriched action role background into this, especially with how heavy it is towards the 2nd half of the film.

  • @Muppet567
    @Muppet567 4 года назад +34

    Do they listen to requests? I've been requesting Coraline since the dawn of time and it has yet to be sinned!

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 4 года назад +2

      Yes but you need lots of people requesting it to get their attention. Make a hundred alt accounts and spam the request with them.

  • @Caseytify
    @Caseytify 4 года назад +1

    I watched the original pilot many years ago, and it was a lot scarier than this, or the TV show. I suppose it was more suspense than horror, but it wasn't as bland as the TV show was. Basically it was a psychological thriller that held a mirror up to the guests, making them realize what they needed as opposed to what they wanted.
    Found an old quote from Montalban. He saw his character as a fallen angel stuck in Purgatory, which was the island. This is a backstory created by Montalban, but guides how he plated the role.
    The TV show was careful to O'Rourke's nature ambiguous. Satan made an occasional appearance (played by Roddy McDowall) which implied that O'Rourke was some sort of angel.
    Jeremy was pretty much spot on with this one. The script couldn't make up it's mind, some scenes revealed too much, and others nothing at all. Somethings needed to remain a mystery to make the story work. They also tried to shoehorn too much into the movie. One reviewer had a good suggestion: the movie should have been produced as a streaming miniseries instead.

  • @jacobhutchinson332
    @jacobhutchinson332 4 года назад +9

    “Classic Comedy Sins”
    I’m thinking South Park: Bigger, Longer and uncut but what was anybody else thinking?

    • @AlexSeverinski
      @AlexSeverinski 4 года назад +2

      I'm hoping for Spaceballs.

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @hunterchewning6725
      @hunterchewning6725 4 года назад

      @@AlexSeverinski Oh yes please that would be great.

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад

      @@mitchellalexander3245 You don't belong here

  • @johnkringe
    @johnkringe 4 года назад +1

    Me and my best friend saw this in theaters right before the virus hit america and everything shut down. Loved it

  • @jodiac
    @jodiac 4 года назад +45

    Wow this is the first time that a movie was so bad I couldn’t even get through your video sinning it

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      This movie does not deserve so many Sins.
      It was very good and literally avoided things
      that would have been a Cinema-Sin.
      For example, in other movies, the
      one woman with the dream-of-a-family would
      definetly have becomes obsesses and defended
      the evil Island and then been killed by the protagonists
      in self-defense. But no, she did not.
      This was a very good movie, though not outstanding.
      That you dont understand this being good, does not make it worse.

  • @vickingsley537
    @vickingsley537 4 года назад

    *Mary Kingsley not Vic*
    I just found this channel today , ive been benging off and on. Honestly I haven't seen most of these movies but this guy is HILARIOUS!! I just love him 💛 !!

  • @ianchang5993
    @ianchang5993 3 года назад +3

    This movie idea had so much potential but it was messed up

  • @_spamus_4886
    @_spamus_4886 4 года назад +1

    You know there is a problem when the Cinemasins video is more entertaining than the actual movie.

  • @patricktervo2013
    @patricktervo2013 4 года назад +14

    I’m gonna keep asking for Parasite until it happens. Please, guys, it’ll be worth it.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 9 месяцев назад

    As someone who grew up watching the original tv series, your feelings of "WTF is going on!?" "WTF are the rules!?" "Is Roarke in control or completely helpless!?" makes it the most accurate adaption of the show possible. Especially after season two.

  • @mileven3ggo3njoyer
    @mileven3ggo3njoyer 4 года назад +93

    Why is it that movies for Teenagers always have to include such cringy-ass dialouge? Is it seriously that hard to connect with the young generation?

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 4 года назад +11

      regarding to Hollywood yes. :D

    • @mileven3ggo3njoyer
      @mileven3ggo3njoyer 4 года назад +2

      @@bloggerblogg5878 100% true statement

    • @SPFLDAngler
      @SPFLDAngler 4 года назад +8

      no it isn't, that's why the dialogue is so cringy. teenagers are incredibly cringy and the way they talk is borderline. movies for teens are made for average kids, not weebs and kids who sit on the internet all day not actually socializing. If you had actually been around normal majority type teenage kids you'd see they do act the way movies portray them, but somehow even worse than that.

    • @fart648
      @fart648 4 года назад +1

      Your profile is cringe

    • @mileven3ggo3njoyer
      @mileven3ggo3njoyer 4 года назад +1

      @@fart648 I like your profile. Have a nice day sir.

  • @infojunkieworld
    @infojunkieworld 4 года назад

    Gotta love the Witch from Midnight, Texas talking about anything can come true on Fantasy Island!

  • @Pcope18
    @Pcope18 4 года назад +5

    Not gonna throw in an "Aw man, they dragged poor Michael Pena into this, didn't they?"- sin? This type of stuff is hella beneath him...

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 года назад

      Honestly, this movie was beneath all of the actors involved. The performances don't seem half-bad if you disregard how little sense what they're saying makes.

  • @fresh_vanilla
    @fresh_vanilla 3 года назад +1

    This is one those movies that even Cinema Sin's can't make sense of.

  • @alcornoquealvarez8717
    @alcornoquealvarez8717 4 года назад +3

    I had 20 minutes left in my online class so I watched this, dunno if it was worth it

  • @BillMarion
    @BillMarion 3 года назад

    This is the best CinemaSins ever! I've haven't watched this movie and still loved this video!

  • @thisislion788
    @thisislion788 4 года назад +37

    Who hasn’t watched the movie but will still watch the whole thing cause same

    • @hunterdoyle3581
      @hunterdoyle3581 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @johnnylambda6043
      @johnnylambda6043 4 года назад +1

      yup

    • @JuICyBLiinGeR
      @JuICyBLiinGeR 4 года назад +1

      You have an edit button available to clean up the mess.

    • @thisislion788
      @thisislion788 4 года назад +1

      JuICyBLiiiiiiinGeR I don’t have a delete reply button so unfortunately I can’t clean up the mess. Nice try though

  • @DangLao06
    @DangLao06 3 года назад

    Maybe since this is the last movie theater I went to before Covid but I loved this

  • @cheesecheese6950
    @cheesecheese6950 4 года назад +34

    F's in the chat for everyone who had to work on this movie.

  • @mb2000
    @mb2000 4 года назад

    7:22 Speaking of Lost, I could have sworn that that guy was Jack when I first saw him.
    Or that younger military guy from Stargate Universe.

  • @CasperVonGhoul
    @CasperVonGhoul 4 года назад +3

    2:28
    Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      This movie does not deserve so many Sins.
      It was very good and literally avoided things
      that would have been a Cinema-Sin.
      For example, in other movies, the
      one woman with the dream-of-a-family would
      definetly have becomes obsesses and defended
      the evil Island and then been killed by the protagonists
      in self-defense. But no, she did not.
      This was a very good movie, though not outstanding.

  • @redrabbitgaming4679
    @redrabbitgaming4679 3 года назад

    Catch this, every time i hear the buzzing when the CinemaSins logo pops up at the start of the vid, i always think its going to lead into Van Halen's Jump

  • @VelvertBridge
    @VelvertBridge 4 года назад +7

    To quote jontron “what the goddamn hell is happening in this stupid movie”

  • @SoullessAIMusic
    @SoullessAIMusic 4 года назад

    nice to see Ghoul getting work after Hacksaw Ridge 1:10

  • @oompie815
    @oompie815 4 года назад +3

    Thursday: Everything Wrong With The Big Lebowski

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад

      Bill and Ted face the music?

    • @oompie815
      @oompie815 4 года назад

      @@annescholey6546
      Aha!! You are right.
      Thursday: Everything Wrong With Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

  • @BrinyGale
    @BrinyGale 4 года назад

    I’m about to have a brain aneurysm now, but love your vids!

  • @razorstar7399
    @razorstar7399 4 года назад +6

    This movie is so confusing I was confused watching this confusing sin count of this confusion. Confusion ?

    • @NoobMaster-rg5ho
      @NoobMaster-rg5ho 4 года назад +1

      Honestly, i had no idea what they were talking about, or even cinemasins

  • @alis7135
    @alis7135 4 года назад +1

    Y'all really made me laugh with this one. I love your sense of humor. You guys made some awesome jokes. Great video.

  • @justusogbame5004
    @justusogbame5004 4 года назад +3

    Ahhhh, finally

  • @Shadowgod1000
    @Shadowgod1000 2 года назад +1

    Also the reason why Sloane wasn't giving her own fantasy in the beginning, isn't she had nothing to do with the fire, and she has a direct link to Melanie, it would make it very obvious that Melanie is the mastermind, to punish Melanie too she would have to use torturing Sloane as a cover. Again, I agree it's pretty complicated, but that does make sense.

  • @davimariferreira3806
    @davimariferreira3806 4 года назад +3

    next, do everything wrong with pokemon Lucario and the mystery of mew.

  • @eddiegreencheez
    @eddiegreencheez 3 года назад +2

    "I want to save Nick from the fire so when I first show up and the fire is small and possibly containable I then leave the building run downstairs to let the fire get bigger while asking a cop to help then run the backup to try to stop the fire"

  • @timfilm2499
    @timfilm2499 4 года назад +30

    can you do everything wrong with Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

  • @gravesclayton3604
    @gravesclayton3604 4 года назад

    You were right. Rolling the ending credits at the beginning would have been the best thing. This is one of those films that you not only want a refund afterward, but also your wasted time back!

  • @dragonrider7101
    @dragonrider7101 4 года назад +8

    "The only way to know if someone is dying of a deadly disease is a bloody nose"
    Corona-chan: Stelth

  • @Shadowgod1000
    @Shadowgod1000 2 года назад +2

    Actually, for the most part they are in control of their own fantasies, but the fantasies are tainted because of Melanie. In the people's fantasies they don't specify anything to prevent them from falling prey to anything. Melanie's fantasy was to allow each of the people she holds responsible to have their own fantasy that will go south while having a cover fantasy of getting to torture her bully. Brax and JD always hang together and would have the same fantasy, there was no need to give each one a fantasy and Sloane having a fantasy wouldn't allow her to be in the torture chamber to start with.

    • @Shadowgod1000
      @Shadowgod1000 2 года назад

      I mean I will agree it's super complicated and could be done better.

  • @bonvoyageindeed363
    @bonvoyageindeed363 4 года назад +14

    Funny that I actually watched the movie before seeing this video.

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 года назад

      I'm so sorry.

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад

      @@mitchellalexander3245 Bot, bottety bot bot bot

  • @shortpettite
    @shortpettite 4 года назад

    So here is how I saw it:
    I honestly like that all the fantasies meshed together. It kinda to me made the reveal it was someone else fantasy make sense. Now I don't know why the bully girl was actually kidnapped and brought there while everyone else had people that were magically appearing. Maybe it's because it was her fantasy that the people had to be actually there and the rest just got fake magic goo people in their fantasy. I think she didn't have an actual fantasy in that it wasn't anything specific like the others. Maybe her fantasy was to see them tortured from their fantasy but didn't anticipate they could die within them. Which is why she saved the bully. She still needed to reveal that a guy did want her i.e her worth. Also makes sense her recording it to have a memento to watch over and over.
    I think the deal with Rourke and the island is exactly what she said. He's the Genie and the island is his lamp. In other words, he might be the one granting it but the island is the magic that makes it possible. He has to obey the magic's rules (like Genies grant 3 wishes). Once people are on the island they become guests so he can choose to grant fantasy or not. In the end, he chose to grant their fantasies to help them out. As far as the wife dying over and over I think that's his punishment. Maybe early on he didn't grant fantasies and they do that to keep him compliant. Why kill her daily? Maybe at a certain point, he tried instead just not bringing anyone to the island. Would explain why he's just so beaten down. That Tatoo thing just made me say really. He has to stay on the island for the fantasy to stay in effect.
    Lord the Maggie Q thing was so contrived. My eyes rolled so hard because I knew granting her another fantasy was just so much plot convenience it hurt.

  • @Raintiger88
    @Raintiger88 4 года назад +4

    I can't believe you go thru this entire video without mentioning the extreme hotness of Maggie Q. . .that's +100 sins for you, pal!

  • @DoctorAids
    @DoctorAids 3 года назад

    17:17 you got the offbrand payday gang behind her while she's talking about genies, they even got the dentist from that one content pack trailer

  • @kartikeyatomar9847
    @kartikeyatomar9847 4 года назад +3

    This movie could be made as a fiction plus action for young adults

  • @onelovebubba
    @onelovebubba 4 года назад +1

    Can’t wait to rewatch this when it pops up in my recommended in 5 years.

    • @mitchellalexander3245
      @mitchellalexander3245 4 года назад

      idk why i find this so funny ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html

    • @dragonrider7101
      @dragonrider7101 4 года назад

      @@mitchellalexander3245 Read my lips, G-O T-O H-E-L-L