Well it probably wouldn't be your last thought if you work a dangerous job all day for only 20 dollars an hour and come home to some skrony kid in bed with her.
Kenni Raine bullshit, If it were a man cheating, you people will be all for beating him up. If your wife cheats on you, you should just be able to kick her out of the house. The divorce wastes so much money that anyone who cheats should have the living shit kicked out of them.
2:52 "Welcome to the wine cellar, bitch! It'll be your grave!" Holy shit, I had no idea I'd be in for a reenactment of The Cask of Amontillado when I clicked this video.
Ok, I am not joking, today in my GE Literature class we had to pick a short story from our textbook and share it, and I chose The Cask of Amontillado because Edgar Allen Poe is a real one. I already know I'm going to get r/thathappened, but the stars in the universe are aligned this very day.
At 4:44, I was eating a muffin and when he punched her, I laughed so hard that it got shot into my nose. I just had to spend the last 5 minutes excavating a blueberry muffin from my nasal cavity because of a virtual domestic abuse case, thanks!
Did everything smell like blueberry muffins for awhile? Or was it just the searing pain you get when you accidentally snort a grain of rice? ...Yes, I have done that, don't judge me, XD.
The first wife-beating jamboree @4:45 made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed in all of 2016. Thank you Cr1t, now I remember how it feels to wheeze so hard that I almost pass out.
"this is my room within a room connected to another room with a balcony connected to another room connected to a bathroom connected to a secret door out of the house"
Charlie, let me tell you, this is the best fucking video you've had in a long time. Better than the STD test story, better than the time you beat the Oregon Trail. This was absolutely amazing.
well, the video is named catch a lover and it consists of charlie and andrew chasing each other and giggling
MrAlienform13 and punching a woman. 10/10 good times
Chandrew
Charlie…and here I thought you a religious man
... Huh
aight ship
I love how he instantly punches his wife when he opens the door, like there was no stopping and pondering, zero hesitation.
First to reply
must be second nature from all the practicing he's done
Well it probably wouldn't be your last thought if you work a dangerous job all day for only 20 dollars an hour and come home to some skrony kid in bed with her.
W
The pondering came before then, he was ready for it the second he showed up
The dog was the real lover.
and the wife...is a white girl....
@@milapartment no way
What da dog doin?
Your wife
beastiality intensifies
the fact that there was no pause, just a straight run punch into the wife lol
hahaha i couldn't breath when he did that.
Charlie has his priorities straight, going directly for the source of the problem.
@@Manglet762 and thats making the wife curl up like a folder
2 minutes into the video and I finally realize it's the wife cheating and not the secretly gay cop husband
Meme Lord it happens
So you thought "catch a lover" was about a gay cop chasing a naked man around trying to beat him unconscious?
..... well....
@@brokenking5044
And a scantily clad woman just happens to be there lol...observing
He means that the girl was the lover
LMFAO
Domestic abuse simulator 2017
That's rich coming from a furry
Gustavo09211
What about a weeb?
Twitch Simulator 2017
Savage, that reply can cure depression.
Kenni Raine bullshit, If it were a man cheating, you people will be all for beating him up. If your wife cheats on you, you should just be able to kick her out of the house. The divorce wastes so much money that anyone who cheats should have the living shit kicked out of them.
Holy shit Critical did not hold back punching that woman
Why would he? Women want equality, equality includes being able to punch them for no reason like is acceptable with men somehow :^)
It's why he's so popular with the ladies.
I posted a reply to this... where did it go?
CheatsEnabled RUclips probably thought it was spam. Happened to people that replied to me with normal comments.
Oh, it's there, it just wasn't showing up. Never mind.
Plot Twist: It was actually the husband cheating on the wife, that's why the lover is there when the wife is not
So he's just into some hardcore fistplay and the wife keeps getting within range?
@@CaptainDoomsday he's *gay*
@peroh never said I'm not 👀
@@rev3062 im gay
Don't think I've ever laughed so hard at domestic violence
I have.
In my house, your trained to.
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That lover looks suspiciously like Todd Howard.
*MARRIAGE AND CHEATING IN FALLOUT 5 CONFIRMED?!?!*
"See my wife? You can fuck her."
"It just works."
cant believe Todd Howard fucked my wife
…we live in a society.
I would like 50 more of these, and a spin off series.
...maybe a prequel.
2:52
"Welcome to the wine cellar, bitch! It'll be your grave!"
Holy shit, I had no idea I'd be in for a reenactment of The Cask of Amontillado when I clicked this video.
A man of culture I see. In pace requiescat!
Ok, I am not joking, today in my GE Literature class we had to pick a short story from our textbook and share it, and I chose The Cask of Amontillado because Edgar Allen Poe is a real one. I already know I'm going to get r/thathappened, but the stars in the universe are aligned this very day.
He said that and I was like ‘I’m pretty sure I read a book in AP English like that. Thank you for reminding Lmao
2:53 Basically the plot of The Cask of Amontillado .
revanisthebest I would reply sarcastically, but Poe's Law, you know?
Roxasdog Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Oh God. This could easily be a modern representation of that poem.
Nice parallel.
I laughed too hard at this.
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
At 4:44, I was eating a muffin and when he punched her, I laughed so hard that it got shot into my nose. I just had to spend the last 5 minutes excavating a blueberry muffin from my nasal cavity because of a virtual domestic abuse case, thanks!
Did everything smell like blueberry muffins for awhile? Or was it just the searing pain you get when you accidentally snort a grain of rice?
...Yes, I have done that, don't judge me, XD.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I think it was just the pain with a hint of blueberry.
Police brutality AND violence against women
You need 2 cans of pepsi
Huggbees is the BEST support commentator. He could make any lets play, pod cast, whatever more fun.
This reminds me of my lifestyle, me and my wife's son enjoyed watching this together! :)
3 years later and "welcome to the wine cellar bitch it'll be your grave" is still the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
11:20 Did Charlie turn into the wife!?
No Charlie.. YOU are the wife!
Panzer Man He ran off and the wife respawned where he was standing
Jesus Christ he's showing emotion
I can see the WSJ headlines now: "Why your child's favorite youtuber is a misogynist wife beater"
rearrange those letters and you'll get the SJW magazine
No z
That cop gave Todd Howard quite a beating
When he punched the wife the first time I sounded like a broken squeaky toy
This is the greatest domestic abuse case of all time
The body of a half eaten muffin I love that
Board lover more like bored lovers
Because the lovers aren't having any fun
Good job you are now officially a viewer of the JACK OFFicial Podcast
Boardwalk burgers more like Boardrun burgers
@@IamALeaf cause they're running away?
Did you get that from Norm Macdonald?
Andrew’s maniacal giggling as Charlie beat his wife was the best
I can see the WSJ article title: Famous RUclipsr CR1T1KAL beats his wife!
Famous Kek
god I fucking love videos with Andrew
We need to see more stupid games multiplayer. This was hilarious!!
John Grabowski yesssd
"I'm entering the chalk zone!" 😂😂😂
this is like living the sims but the guy playing won't let you get a job and spent all your money on walls and rugs
this brought such joy to my heart. not the wife beating, but you two running around in a house chasing eachother and giggling.
I'm gonna start working "welcome to the wine cellar, bitch" into my daily vocabulary.
My god it's like taking cocaine and having a fever dream about Second Life.
The fact that I got a red bull ad as soon as the team up with redbulldildo is incredible
The first wife-beating jamboree @4:45 made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed in all of 2016.
Thank you Cr1t, now I remember how it feels to wheeze so hard that I almost pass out.
That creepy turn after the first wife knockout lol
this is to this day one of charlie’s funniest videos
This is the greatest domestic abuse of all time
Lmao "welcome to the wine cellar it'll be your grave"
holy fucking shit i’m going through charlie’s old videos and just hear huggbees this is so funny they are like my two fav youtubers
5 years ago Charlie was still pumping out the best content
HI MTV, my name is officer Bradley and welcome to my crib!
"this is my room within a room connected to another room with a balcony connected to another room connected to a bathroom connected to a secret door out of the house"
More multiplayer games with Andrew would be cool to see.
I almost teared up from laughing when he come out of nowhere and knocked out the wife
Oh man I'd like Cr1Tikal to beat me like that.
Caroline Wetz you have issues
Yes, Baptism by the Second Cumming.
kinky
i would be too moist and slippery for him to beat me
Andrew's laugh is the real catch here. I mean how could you not love it?
"i'm entering the Chalk Zone."
I fuckin lost it.
before they started playing i thought it was the husband's lover. it makes more sense this way.
content everyday this is like christmas. thanks man
more of this please
this was hilarious
4:43 I fucking lost it. That is by far the funniest thing I have seen from gaming in memory. That was so unexpected.
Amazing video but i love how Charlie punched his wife first .
for a moment I thought that was Adam Lanza on the thumbnail
I like how Critikal's first reaction was to try and House of Caravan his way through the ceiling
This was so therapeutic!! i was really angry today and this helped calm me down!
Please help, I've been watching this on loop for the past hour. Great video.
Charlie, let me tell you, this is the best fucking video you've had in a long time. Better than the STD test story, better than the time you beat the Oregon Trail. This was absolutely amazing.
Kaya and Jackson should've been added to this. That would be great
Andrew has the most genuinely contagious laugh
"You have socks made of Otacon" is the best phrase ever crafted by humanity.
Andrew: great
Charlie: greater
Andrew and Charlie: RUclips heaven
Rule 64 of any comment section; in order to get the top comment 110% of the time you must have a hentai or rule 34 picture for your profile pic.
TheJediSonic what about you?
I'm sure buzzfeed will enf up writing an article about this in the next 5 days or so. Either that or Sarkessian will complain on Twitter.
The banana slip animation is just gold
I was gonna watch some Cr1tikal before I did an ab workout but now I guess I don't have to bc I was laughing so hard jfc this is a masterpiece
didn't know they made an American Life simulator
this should be a psa about domestic violence
"You have socks made by Otacon"
i don't know why but that was my favourite line
never in my life has something been so abruptly funny as the wife getting mike tyson'd i was mid-drink and my face pretty much exploded
"Welcome to the wine cellar, bitch, it'll be your grave!"
Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe, a summary:
Fortunado: *drunkenly following Montresor into the catacombs*
Monstresor, to Fortunado: 2:53
Never been here under a minute before, cool to see you playing with your pals
the lover runs like the naked greased up deaf man all I could hear is "NEVER GUNNA CATCH ME" I saw him running
This is taking the Chris Brown vs. Rihanna episode to a whole new level.
5:30 "Why did you make me do this".
Domestic abuse has never been this entertaining.
Someone named Olga Hakimova is most definitely Danish... yeah, right.
Well, anyway, this was funny as shit.
Imagine the entire Official Podcast playing this
Not one Cask of Amontadillo reference. Im fucking furious Charlie.
You eat your Chalk Zone reference and like it, or you don't get any Cask of Amontillado reference for dessert.
The fact Andrew sounds like Billy-Bob Thornton makes this so much funnier
this needs more views, it's hilarious! 😂
Critikal made a 60fps video. I'm impressed
I didn't know this was Ray Rice simulator
This is the greatest international game of all time
"She has the body of a half eaten muffin." Rare insults lmao
Charlie: *punches wife*
Wife: - - - O
- - - ---- \
- - - / /
I'd love to see more of these collabs with hugbees. Ive already watched both of those fucking chess videos twice
Rudys got the chalk
i thought i was the only one who watched chalk zone
Does the other guy have a channel? *He's fucking hilarious*
Huggbees
@@geraldocastellanos7887 you were 5 years late but i'm sure he was still appreciative of your help
The stream this is taken from was incredible
We need another episode of this
4:44 You fucking duffed the wife I'm literally crying
This sure looks a lot more exciting than Resident Evil 7
4:58 I FOUND YOU BOTH *wife gets falcon-punched
10:05 Charlie just punched her aside like it was no biggy
Andrew sounds exactly like Robert Sean Leonard aka Wilson from House