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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @Hot-Dog-Racing
    @Hot-Dog-Racing 4 года назад +15977

    “The bread is holding out wel... oh no wait the bread is on fire”
    2020 in a nutshell

    • @rujon288
      @rujon288 4 года назад +91

      Best comment award 🥇

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 4 года назад +104

      "Oh no, My house is on fire"
      "Oh no, Everything is on fire"

    • @jingwei4664
      @jingwei4664 4 года назад +53

      @@mikewizz1895 "Oh no, *i am on fire* "

    • @serenityice2549
      @serenityice2549 4 года назад +17

      Yep that’s.... not.... good....

    • @pauldaugherty4789
      @pauldaugherty4789 4 года назад +8

      THIS IS HELL

  • @styropyro
    @styropyro 4 года назад +10860

    The gauntlet has been thrown.

    • @StyxTHEGod
      @StyxTHEGod 4 года назад +764

      1000W LAZER HERE WE COME XD

    • @colincoates
      @colincoates 4 года назад +146

      Yes please

    • @IScreamAtCats33
      @IScreamAtCats33 4 года назад +494

      It felt wrong watching this and it not being styropyro, I can’t wait to see what ya do

    • @darrinjones9387
      @darrinjones9387 4 года назад +103

      Styro, Have you wrote about this on Laser pointer forums?

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 года назад +1659

      oh FRICK

  • @doodlebobascending8505
    @doodlebobascending8505 4 года назад +595

    10:36 BeanBackScientist declares war with England.
    13:27 YardBeanBackBean declares war with the Galactic Federation.

    • @bakedmomo5693
      @bakedmomo5693 4 года назад +13

      getting "vibe checked"

    • @albyboy4278
      @albyboy4278 4 года назад +5

      The federation is pissed off a lot now 😤
      💥💥💥

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 4 года назад +3

      *_y a r d b e a n b a c k b e a n_*

    • @christinosim
      @christinosim 4 года назад +2

      The scientistbeanback has illegally evaded the super strong laser tax

    • @thecommenter578
      @thecommenter578 4 года назад +5

      The negotiations were short

  • @B1indB1ake13
    @B1indB1ake13 4 года назад +4980

    Next episode: I was arrested by homeland security.

    • @Howhungry1234
      @Howhungry1234 4 года назад +450

      Next on the news: Florida man vaporized 3 police officer.

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 4 года назад +40

      @@Howhungry1234 No. Just No, its Not funny

    • @iscariot1164
      @iscariot1164 4 года назад +50

      Ya know, if this guy and the paintball sentry guy got together...

    • @jupiteramongthestars
      @jupiteramongthestars 4 года назад +180

      @@fireskorpion396 its pretty funny

    • @rainy.light0
      @rainy.light0 4 года назад +10

      khem llama 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCharlieGordon
    @TheCharlieGordon Год назад +132

    Kevin: "There are no planes within 100 miles"
    Planes: "Thanks to you Kevin".

    • @jari2018
      @jari2018 Год назад +7

      not very likely thou and military dont advertise where they fly

    • @Sugarsail1
      @Sugarsail1 4 месяца назад

      @@jari2018 sure they do just go to the ADS-B webpage and you'll see transponders for civilian and military aircraft.

    • @eswnl1
      @eswnl1 4 месяца назад

      I wouldn’t shine it then. What would happen if it hit one of the low earth orbiting satellites?

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 3 месяца назад

      That's an amusing way of correcting someone

    • @hoodio
      @hoodio 2 месяца назад

      considering there are planes that aren't on flight trackers and they most often are government planes, that was a really risky move

  • @trevorogilvie3238
    @trevorogilvie3238 4 года назад +2640

    famous last words “you probably shouldn’t vaporize random minerals with a laser”

    • @raphax3099
      @raphax3099 4 года назад +11

      Dammmmm 8 minutes with a heart

    • @loops8551
      @loops8551 4 года назад +11

      Said Florida man

    • @SolarWebsite
      @SolarWebsite 4 года назад +10

      The Perseverance Mars rover: "well, I don't know about that..."

    • @dmitriyt.5847
      @dmitriyt.5847 4 года назад +5

      The rock... is cookin

    • @braindeadgenius2
      @braindeadgenius2 4 года назад +2

      And then he does it AGAIN. I love it.

  • @keeganmacgregor
    @keeganmacgregor 4 года назад +526

    I can see the headlines now: “Florida man vaporizes neighborhood with giant laser”

    • @SirPano85
      @SirPano85 4 года назад +2

      I thought he is in Hawaii...

    • @keeganmacgregor
      @keeganmacgregor 4 года назад +17

      SirPano85 he’s from Florida anyway so he’s technically a Florida man wherever he is

    • @iStudLion
      @iStudLion 4 года назад +4

      “...the size of a dog house”

    • @thegamingmacaw1337
      @thegamingmacaw1337 4 года назад +1

      Same...

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 4 года назад +2

      Headlines: Florida man.

  • @conzstudioproductions601
    @conzstudioproductions601 3 года назад +4736

    NASA: “hey guys, why is our beam sensor on the moon broken?”
    Kevin: “Shoot the moon! Shoot the moon!”

    • @Bryanverdaas
      @Bryanverdaas 3 года назад +28

      Lmao

    • @drgboyegababatola01
      @drgboyegababatola01 3 года назад +11

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Kinitoan
      @Kinitoan 3 года назад +27

      Why did this make me laugh for 15 minutes straight

    • @conzstudioproductions601
      @conzstudioproductions601 3 года назад +16

      @@Kinitoan worlds greatest mysteries.

    • @5kr3aminMunk33
      @5kr3aminMunk33 3 года назад +18

      @@Kinitoan Because you're easily entertained

  • @mikeydoherty7739
    @mikeydoherty7739 Год назад +28

    This video should be titled “speedrunning to the top of homeland security’s watch list”

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 3 месяца назад

      Maybe
      If he isn't. Using it in an odious or. Any non scientific stuff for fun and fact. He looks pretty safe. I doubt he's pointing it at any planes and if he was then he deserves to be caught so if that'dve
      been the case
      There would be no amount of telling him not to. To stop him so there'd be absolutely no use in the. Telling of it

  • @jasonx1ng
    @jasonx1ng 4 года назад +3948

    “Backyard” scientist: has military grade laser capable of putting a hole in rock with pinpoint precision

    • @noabeumer339
      @noabeumer339 4 года назад +61

      Sounds about right

    • @gaminggod2277
      @gaminggod2277 4 года назад +62

      How about that backstop? One miss and that house is toast

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 года назад +38

      and.... a cardboard cutout of the queen

    • @6literfuelaholic655
      @6literfuelaholic655 4 года назад +30

      Go online and you can have one too

    • @FemboyCommie
      @FemboyCommie 4 года назад +5

      @@miigon9117 Is he simping for the queen.

  • @zhanleypura5157
    @zhanleypura5157 4 года назад +485

    "I don't have anything against the Queen"
    *2 seconds later*
    "Queen's on fire, Queen's on fire"

    • @iamkian
      @iamkian 4 года назад +4

      Yes. And he got a British car too :-)

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 4 года назад +5

      I was not amused. :O

    • @seethrough_treeshrew
      @seethrough_treeshrew 4 года назад +4

      Off with her head!

    • @Rrrakanishu
      @Rrrakanishu 4 года назад +7

      Then proceeded to stomp the Queen. Lol.

    • @silva69ers
      @silva69ers 4 года назад +2

      @@iamkian Its an indian company, as with Jaguar

  • @Hraesvelgr44
    @Hraesvelgr44 4 года назад +434

    I was sweating so hard when he was shooting stuff WITH HIS CAR BEHIND THE TARGET

    • @gleaming999
      @gleaming999 4 года назад +30

      Next we see his insurance report. "So your car has a hole through it from a laser?"

    • @jaredmoss5064
      @jaredmoss5064 4 года назад +17

      Nevermind the large SUV gas tank mounted in the rear underside of that car

    • @ziggymarley6145
      @ziggymarley6145 4 года назад +6

      Hehe ikr but He probably put the car there on purpose, to contain the laser if it burns through that back board

    • @sgttangouniform
      @sgttangouniform 4 года назад +23

      Would be a great Farmers Insurance commercial. "We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two" military grade laser through a gas tank? Yep, covered it!

    • @0cujo0
      @0cujo0 4 года назад +1

      Jake from State Farm: *Khakis*

  • @oriontikkit
    @oriontikkit Год назад +13

    Just casually firing an almost military grade weapon on your desk

  • @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729
    @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 4 года назад +362

    I hate it when i accidentally vaporize my retinas and i don’t even realize until later on.

    • @JLG7869
      @JLG7869 4 года назад +8

      Same, it sucks

    • @Thomahawk1234
      @Thomahawk1234 4 года назад +13

      Oh cmoe on gsuuys. A lttiile eeydamgae neerv hrut anbyoboyd.

    • @lordsuvrowwwyall7425
      @lordsuvrowwwyall7425 4 года назад +1

      I know right! I had to borrow another's eye to see now.

    • @sanjeevan9831
      @sanjeevan9831 Месяц назад

      That's rough buddy

  • @drewmur
    @drewmur 3 года назад +5775

    Kevin is now on all the watch lists. He called a bunch of defense contractors about laser weapons and then bought a laser from China.

    • @thejman8734
      @thejman8734 3 года назад +35

      Lies

    • @owen6094
      @owen6094 3 года назад +33

      Are you sure I live in China Jmam

    • @oluyemibabagook4849
      @oluyemibabagook4849 3 года назад +14

      lmfaooo true

    • @hamandbeef
      @hamandbeef 3 года назад +361

      You forgot about him also saying “for our next experiment, we are going to be shooting The Queen” in the same video

    • @salemdgs2705
      @salemdgs2705 3 года назад +127

      This man legit just said "fine I'll do it myself"

  • @roberson644
    @roberson644 4 года назад +857

    Me: "This seems.... less than legal...."
    Me: "Oh wait its Florida and hes a Florida man, nvm"

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 4 года назад +8

      Your not wrong

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 4 года назад +1

      Florida, not like the rest of us ( seriously a local radio channel used to have a weekly segment titled this )

  • @StrawberryWarlord
    @StrawberryWarlord Год назад +61

    this is one of the most terrifying things I've seen - he's so casual around this absolutely petrifying device that could blind him or anyone else with one tiny mistake
    incredibly ballsy

    • @helloterran
      @helloterran Год назад +6

      @@artanmari9074 40w lasers are never hand-held. They are at least the size of a brick and most likely require liquid cooling.
      You prolly are talking about 40 milliwatts.

    • @themachine5647
      @themachine5647 Год назад +3

      @@artanmari9074 Your dog can't tell you if it suffers spots or blurred areas or other permanent but not blinding damage. You do realize that most "blindness" is not total, right?

    • @manageredgewatertowers5918
      @manageredgewatertowers5918 Год назад

      ​@@artanmari9074IT looks u r not a human u r APS

    • @mikehawk-yt5rv
      @mikehawk-yt5rv Год назад

      ​@@artanmari9074aight, you just proved it's completely safe, now try it on yourself, i assure it will be ok

    • @a64738
      @a64738 4 месяца назад

      Most of the things he do is very dangerous and risky and he is usually totally unaware or only mildly aware of the risks...

  • @just_bored3467
    @just_bored3467 4 года назад +681

    I saw this and immediately thought “styropyro?”

    • @walkstheman98
      @walkstheman98 4 года назад +26

      Imagine if he put his most powerful laser into this type of setup. The man could do anything he wanted to at that point. Who would stop him

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 года назад +10

      @@walkstheman98 cop pursuit? No problem, just melt straight into the engine and destroy it. Helis? Kill the pilot. Idk about military tho. Hell what would you do? You have someone driving and then styropyro is in the seat next to you controlling the death ray on the roof. I really don't know how you would safely stop it. And especially if they put like strong, thick tires to not be affected by stop sticks. The

    • @thestonedshaman
      @thestonedshaman 4 года назад +1

      S ame

    • @MV-gc6du
      @MV-gc6du 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, I thought it was a styropyro video as I was putting it in my „to watch“ playlist haha

  • @ThePlazmaBeast
    @ThePlazmaBeast 4 года назад +223

    Each minute the voice in my head "I dont think you should do that" gets louder and louder

    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd 4 года назад

      @super duper he could become a private contractor easily.

    • @TheBackyardChemist
      @TheBackyardChemist 4 года назад +5

      Florida man in a nutshell

    • @12569342
      @12569342 4 года назад +1

      @super duper someone would have to prove he did something illegal. if he did not get caught in the moment he could just say it was CGI and no one would be able to prove otherwise. basically, if you do not get caught in this situation, its not illegal.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 года назад +10

      @@OddZodd bro ive been sayin Mr Boeing, Mr Lockheed and Mr Martin just wanted to blow up sh*t legally so they started a defence company.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 года назад +4

      @super duper fake news

  • @taofledermaus
    @taofledermaus 4 года назад +2076

    You always know something diabolical is being brewed up when there's been a long time between Kevin's uploads.
    (or Kevin is recovering from skin grafts from a nasty molten metal burn)

    • @greenmonsterisb
      @greenmonsterisb 4 года назад +28

      figure out how to make laser shot gun rounds...or put a high power laser on a gun

    • @Groovewonder2
      @Groovewonder2 4 года назад +8

      Somehow figure out how to shoot like 4 of these into projector optics to make a superlaser. Build it into a backpack. Boom. Laser gun.

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 4 года назад +20

      Next Episode- OG here on the range with Backyard Scientists semi auto truck mounted laser gun.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 года назад +9

      Kevin: Today we're shooting something crazy, this is going to be the best thing on YT.
      Jeff: Hold my beer, OG, Danny, break out the mass accelerator we have work to do.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 года назад +13

      @@brettbaratheon9776 Could you imagine turning up to CA with that thing. Probably make the authorities heads explode due to incredulity.

  • @MrSaturnMusic
    @MrSaturnMusic Год назад +5

    Shooting stuff with the laser with your CAR RIGHT BEHIND IT??? MADNESS 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jdock32778
      @jdock32778 5 месяцев назад

      The car is there to show jurors how safe it is. Who would do that if it isn't 100% safe?

  • @cadetkohr5508
    @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад +267

    I just lost it when he said "Some aliens just got a vibe check." Then I saw a random giant crater form right as I was looking at the planets.

  • @homiedaclown4381
    @homiedaclown4381 4 года назад +597

    “I’m gonna slide the wood in”
    -Kevin 2020

    • @primordial345
      @primordial345 4 года назад +6

      HAHAHAH LMAO HE DID THE FUNNY!!!

    • @Cookienx
      @Cookienx 4 года назад +1

      And he’s doing next to his Mac

    • @geantuckfield6520
      @geantuckfield6520 4 года назад

      What did it burn when he did that then?

    • @kristyanne719
      @kristyanne719 4 года назад

      That's what he said!

    • @fedzalicious
      @fedzalicious 4 года назад +2

      In other news: local residents mysteriously spontaneously combust in their back yards. Authorities are baffled.

  • @orion10x10
    @orion10x10 3 года назад +366

    "Hi can I order a high powered laser capable of shooting down planes and missiles?" You said you're a RUclipsr?" *hangs up*

  • @morrissamuel2
    @morrissamuel2 Год назад +11

    This man just created a Directed Energy Weapon System

  • @dirtycommie7770
    @dirtycommie7770 4 года назад +604

    “Some alien just got vibe checked”
    -Backyard Scientist, 2020

  • @aklednoksicnarf6441
    @aklednoksicnarf6441 4 года назад +1495

    “How to be put on a government watch list”

    • @kakazex1345
      @kakazex1345 4 года назад +4

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @jds7665
      @jds7665 4 года назад +5

      netflix can teach you

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 4 года назад +2

      @@Riskteven ??

    • @harveys-l521
      @harveys-l521 4 года назад +2

      Yep you are on the English watch list now

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 4 года назад +4

      How to BECOME a government watch list!!!

  • @TheMinimumPC
    @TheMinimumPC 4 года назад +738

    Raytheon: Sorry we don't sell high powered lasers to civilians.
    Alibaba: DEATH RAY 50% OFF AND WE DO FAST SHIPPING

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 года назад +2

      What for real??!!!

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 4 года назад +32

      @@ReySchultz121 - You can legally buy very powerful lasers from China, but those that are on sale are nothing compared to military-grade lasers. If you do buy a powerful laser, I urge you to be extremely careful, you will blind yourself/someone if you hit them in the eye for even one second or less. They can be lethal as well, as seen in this video.

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 года назад +2

      @@SomethingSeemsOff THANK YOU

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 года назад

      @@JoVENL It seems to me that Reynard was being sarcastic, and that Something Seems Off got whooshed.

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 года назад

      @@JoVENL I'm a having a few corona's to drink alright?

  • @PleakeCrions
    @PleakeCrions Год назад +58

    This was one of the best crafted projects he’s made. It worked so well and looked so good. Amazing!

    • @Melo_Alienware
      @Melo_Alienware Год назад

      Playback speed 0.25 at 8:26 and you see the trow something on the board no laser was used 😆

    • @jlc5639
      @jlc5639 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Melo_Alienware better of pausing it and using the . keys to frame by frame it. I dont know what that is, and it seems to disappear

  • @JimmyDean59
    @JimmyDean59 3 года назад +1314

    This just in: Florida man raises value of all pennies.

    • @gavinortengren3273
      @gavinortengren3273 3 года назад +3

      I am very confused.

    • @USSLongIslandCVE1
      @USSLongIslandCVE1 3 года назад +85

      Its because he ruined 2 pennies, with 2 less pennies in circulation the price of every US penny went up ever so slightly

    • @penguin5907
      @penguin5907 3 года назад +22

      About 00.2 percent of the price went up

    • @michaelrichard1678
      @michaelrichard1678 3 года назад +7

      Americans still use pennies?

    • @thebestcicinmage4485
      @thebestcicinmage4485 3 года назад +12

      @@michaelrichard1678 yes

  • @bluelivesmatter8502
    @bluelivesmatter8502 4 года назад +498

    Styropyro: Finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary.

    • @TheOctaine
      @TheOctaine 4 года назад +9

      All your gonna do is give each other brain tumors

    • @361MichaelS20
      @361MichaelS20 4 года назад +2

      Yes Legendary! To Victory!!

    • @chadgrimes5119
      @chadgrimes5119 4 года назад +22

      Styropyro is way ahead!

    • @eman3164
      @eman3164 4 года назад +21

      Nah styropro would win easy

    • @petertheoneandonly9752
      @petertheoneandonly9752 4 года назад +8

      Styropyro deficates on this opponent.

  • @lionljb
    @lionljb 3 года назад +2185

    Weapon manufacturer: "heck no, we're not giving you a self rotating laser weapon!"
    TheBackyardScientist: "fine... I'll do it myself"

    • @rustyshackleford6060
      @rustyshackleford6060 3 года назад +18

      With blackjack and hookers

    • @donstrader
      @donstrader 3 года назад +17

      @@rustyshackleford6060 actually, forget the laser

    • @alfredodominguez2799
      @alfredodominguez2799 3 года назад +45

      .. why the hell do we pay taxes for over priced "defense"
      Reminds me of the man that built his city hall a staircase for 500$ then the government spent resources tearing it down and spending $5000 for one to replace it 😑😑

    • @mental3849
      @mental3849 3 года назад +2

      I’d rather have a Military Grade Laser Cannon that hookers TBH.

    • @Wallst511
      @Wallst511 3 года назад +1

      @@rustyshackleford6060 I thought you died in the 3rd grade

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Год назад +11

    No youtuber can say a gun without years of demonitisation
    The backyard scientist can show how to make a Lazer deathray without consiquenses

  • @echoplots8058
    @echoplots8058 3 года назад +888

    How did the FBI not raid this guy's home like 12 times already

    • @Actorsage
      @Actorsage 3 года назад +32

      theyve been chilling in his home so you cant see them arrive

    • @F74D3N8r0T
      @F74D3N8r0T 3 года назад +22

      He is making videos from within the FBIs virtual reality dungeons. He is arrested eversince and will never come out again.

    • @Mr.Unclean534
      @Mr.Unclean534 3 года назад +30

      Plot twist: he IS the FBI

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 3 года назад +40

      That's just Florida Man activity - happens every day.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 3 года назад +19

      They're like: Eh, just another day in Florida

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 года назад +281

    Laser: can quickly dig through wood
    Backyardscientist: puts thin cardboard right behind car in line of laser

    • @Zephirus10
      @Zephirus10 4 года назад +3

      Yeah that was freaking me out!

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +15

      He put a lot of stats into intellect, but totally neglected wisdom. So, unlike actual scientists, he does things smart people do, but ignores all reason and safety >:P

    • @bikerdude923
      @bikerdude923 4 года назад +18

      I think the reason he had the car there was to act as a last resort to block the light from hitting the road, also I would guess that his focal point is pretty small at that close of distance so even a few feet beyond the target it wouldn't do much damage to an object, like a car, in a short duration.

    • @dauntlessfpv
      @dauntlessfpv 4 года назад

      Ik my anxiety

    • @emoryjenkins6481
      @emoryjenkins6481 4 года назад

      It's only focused at the plywood

  • @trodin_6063
    @trodin_6063 4 года назад +383

    Next newspaper headline
    “Florida man makes mounted death beam for RUclips”

    • @kuma9239
      @kuma9239 4 года назад +12

      *Florida man shoots Queen Elizabeth with deadly laser*

    • @JL-oc2oh
      @JL-oc2oh 4 года назад +1

      @@kuma9239 Gonna be alot of pissed people accross the pond.

    • @bucketslash11
      @bucketslash11 4 года назад

      florida man makes a 6.2 x 10^32 J/s laser

    • @ellter1918
      @ellter1918 4 года назад +1

      Florida man makes Death Star in backyard.

    • @jonjonajonathan6294
      @jonjonajonathan6294 4 года назад +1

      @@kuma9239 *(she still lives with minor injuries)*

  • @UnbannedAgain
    @UnbannedAgain 10 месяцев назад +6

    Lmao all those bugs getting flashbanged going into the beam lol

  • @Zesmas
    @Zesmas Год назад +1544

    seeing a person make this in his backyard, really puts into perspective the kind of weaponry the Military could have.

    • @kahwigulum
      @kahwigulum Год назад +37

      so build one of these and escalate

    • @Nova-dx8hz
      @Nova-dx8hz Год назад +139

      *the kind of weaponry the military does have but the public doesn't know about ;)

    • @jarvysharvy8031
      @jarvysharvy8031 Год назад +8

      Pretty damn sure it's a war crime

    • @commendantk
      @commendantk Год назад +19

      they already have something even stronger

    • @SameLif3
      @SameLif3 Год назад +7

      Bet they have lasers comparable to nukes

  • @henrikstrand381
    @henrikstrand381 3 года назад +2375

    Perfect for when a driver doesn't turn off their highbeam while driving past

  • @aciuppa281
    @aciuppa281 3 года назад +431

    Can’t wait to read the headline “Florida man creates death ray”. Hahahahaha amazing video by the way.

    • @nickv7824
      @nickv7824 3 года назад +1

      Florida man tattooed on his butt while "mooning" his school principal. Tattoo looks Chinese, "chicken noodle".

    • @_Ht
      @_Ht 3 года назад +1

      "florida man creates death star"

    • @jaydendougher6197
      @jaydendougher6197 3 года назад +1

      Florida man makes Kirby real

  • @dalithecat
    @dalithecat Год назад +4

    He is the prime for the Florida man

  • @nuhunla1930
    @nuhunla1930 3 года назад +534

    “I have nothing against the Queen.”
    “Off with her head!”

    • @randomdude4595
      @randomdude4595 3 года назад +27

      *Curb stomps her burning head...*

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 года назад +16

      meghan markle loves this channel now

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 3 года назад +6

      ...Awfully close to a Land Rover too, for added insult.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 года назад +1

      Totally nothing against the Queen

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 года назад

      *proceeds to step on the corpse of the queen*

  • @dariusantoniofischerfodor419
    @dariusantoniofischerfodor419 4 года назад +612

    Me: im not eaven allowed to have a pocket knife in my country.
    Backyardscientists: if i cant buy a military grade laser il just make my own.

    • @offdeck8588
      @offdeck8588 4 года назад +11

      darius antonio fischer fodor just out of curiosity, what country doesn’t let you own a pocket knife? I’ve had one since I was 7.

    • @oscarpeters5309
      @oscarpeters5309 4 года назад +4

      UK?

    • @fuzzypickle5307
      @fuzzypickle5307 4 года назад +40

      @@offdeck8588 A lot of European countries have wild laws about knives. Just google the UK laws, people have been jailed for just a butter knife.

    • @hardlylivin6602
      @hardlylivin6602 4 года назад +6

      David England That sounds like it sucks. I don’t go anywhere with out my finnwolf.

    • @ravenwraith1017
      @ravenwraith1017 4 года назад +14

      Hardly livin iirc guns are banned, a smart move probably foreign to anyone unlucky enough to be born in the States. So instead, naturally knife and acid attacks are to the UK as mass shootings are to the US. Psychopaths will always find a way to kill it seems, unfortunately for us normal people.

  • @muf
    @muf 4 года назад +303

    "shoot the moon! shoot the moon!"
    *destroys the Lunar Ranging Retro Reflector*

    • @tomstratman9977
      @tomstratman9977 4 года назад +35

      NASA when they find out the reason their 50 year old experiment has stopped working

    • @romywhite290
      @romywhite290 4 года назад +36

      @@tomstratman9977 At least he is also in Central Florida. They won't have to drive far to smack him.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 года назад +6

      @@romywhite290 i think if you destroyed the lunar reflector they would give you a job not smack you haha

  • @NINJAKCDX
    @NINJAKCDX Год назад +2

    I love how he started this by getting rejected by 2 defence contractors and hes just sitting here with what is probably the most stupidly powerful privately owned lazer in the world

  • @creatorboii3012
    @creatorboii3012 4 года назад +1436

    “Florida Man sets small house fire that was located in mars”

    • @jacquesb5248
      @jacquesb5248 4 года назад +8

      on mars.....

    • @corporaldestroyer2811
      @corporaldestroyer2811 4 года назад +13

      “Martian man flies ufo to Florida mans house who, just hours prior, set his house on fire. Martian man abducts Florida man who hasn’t been seen since.”

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 4 года назад +1

      @@jacquesb5248 In, mars habitations would be underground

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 года назад

      @@cowmoo5596 thats a good idea since radiation

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 4 года назад +1

      @@cowmoo5596 "YoU cAn'T jUsT sHoOt a hOlE iNtO ThE sUrFaCe oF mArS
      Cody: ruclips.net/video/-u1H0gltsbw/видео.html

  • @angelorondini5835
    @angelorondini5835 4 года назад +909

    "Florida man arrested for shooting down an airplane with a giant laser"

  • @bonk4199
    @bonk4199 4 года назад +274

    Imagine casually driving down the road and seeing this drive past.

    • @acywei
      @acywei 4 года назад +16

      You mean a truck that looks like it has a gigantic generic security camera on top? :P

    • @Can80
      @Can80 4 года назад +4

      @@acywei "generic"

    • @fuzzosmicroworlds5370
      @fuzzosmicroworlds5370 4 года назад +5

      And then being blinded for the rest of your life

    • @frollard
      @frollard 4 года назад +1

      That's the thing...the beam is invisible. You wouldn't see 'this' unless you saw the vehicle.

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 4 года назад +2

      The Strokes profile picture. Nice.

  • @C.O._Jones
    @C.O._Jones Год назад +2

    You and Styropyro are the coolest people EVER! 😍

  • @jmz5680
    @jmz5680 4 года назад +277

    "Off with her head." The most french and american thing i have ever heard.

    • @MediumChain
      @MediumChain 4 года назад +1

      America never did beheadings?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 года назад +1

      Uhm, sounds pretty british to me, but hey, whatevs..
      You know, Shakespeare..?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 года назад +5

      @@MediumChain America is such a young nation that the nation was founded with guns, BY guns, so the primary means of execution in the U.S. have been hanging, electrocution, the gas chamber, firing squad, and lethal injection.
      The USA is a pretty young nation relatively speaking, and by the time there was any actual LAW in the states, beheadings were kind of passè lol.
      They had the hangings, then guns happened and voilà..
      Electrocution :p

    • @jmz5680
      @jmz5680 4 года назад

      @@MediumChain The american revolution.

    • @MediumChain
      @MediumChain 4 года назад

      @@afrog2666 okay so...proving me right? 😅

  • @bijsh7340
    @bijsh7340 4 года назад +272

    Day 1 :Queen is on fire
    Day 2:Backyard Scientist went missing
    ( kidnapped by the British)
    Nothing personal lmao 😂😅

    • @aerogfs
      @aerogfs 4 года назад +4

      @Sassy The Sasquatch ok Karen

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 4 года назад +1

      @@aerogfs gee a boomer snowflake is offended at someone, calls it a karen

    • @tuluslutrek
      @tuluslutrek 4 года назад +1

      @@davidcovington901 whats if he was British and instead of the Queen's cardboard it was the US flag? Just saying, I'd be offended and not because of being aboomer (one of the stupidest insults ever) and snowflake... How old are you, I bet you're a snowflake

    • @DAMO87
      @DAMO87 4 года назад +3

      I am brittish and i am offended he should have done it 2 a card board cutout of himself

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 4 года назад +1

      @@tuluslutrek you're so weard!
      6 questions and some advice:
      1. The point was Politicians, not Flags. Did you not notice?
      2. You seem to think political leaders should be immune to satire? It is, in some countries. Move there. Please.
      3. Yet I was only stating a marketing truth about a RUclips laser target, given, the number who have voted, and what numerous current polls suggest. Do you think this is inaccurate? I ask, because, you never doubted in writing what I said, although you had every chance.
      4. So, you changed it to flags, because there you think you're safe. Do you know that people are changing the very colors of the US flag to suit police, fire, rescue, and gays? You'll even see versions with black instead of red - so much for the spilled blood that represents. Are these acts defacing the flag?
      Type YES for Yes, or NO for No. We value your brave opinion.
      5. So I'll change the topic too. Whut if it wuz baby bunnies, huh? Instead of pols or symbols.
      6. Glad you learned a new word! Snowflake, Karen, boomer - all are supposed to strike fear into the recipient. Has that been your experience? Call me everything you want, I'm already impressed with your empty trendiness.
      7. Hey, stay in school, 9th grade is not as hard as you've heard. And quit dirtying the water of the Comment thread of a great RUclips channel, troll.

  • @nicolasanderson1757
    @nicolasanderson1757 4 года назад +372

    Why do I feel like he’s on some kind of FBI watchlist right now

    • @popatochisps6712
      @popatochisps6712 4 года назад +20

      QUEENS ON FIRE! QUEENS ON FIRE!

    • @timstephenson6923
      @timstephenson6923 4 года назад +9

      Why do I feel like *I'm* on some kind of FBI watchlist right now...

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +3

      DARPA's keeping tabs on him for a future alien morse code project.

    • @andikahetris5219
      @andikahetris5219 4 года назад +4

      british's fbi too

    • @angelesconsuelos762
      @angelesconsuelos762 4 года назад +4

      Don't worry we ALL are now🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 4 года назад +632

    Uranus

  • @WoooshProductions
    @WoooshProductions 4 года назад +1871

    Next episode: mounted laser on a tank

    • @ADCD-dj8gz
      @ADCD-dj8gz 4 года назад +47

      Episode after that: Using my tank in Syria!

    • @jtazevedo7104
      @jtazevedo7104 4 года назад +32

      Episode after that: tank mounted on laser

    • @Internetnpc
      @Internetnpc 4 года назад +11

      Imagine that.

    • @will42345
      @will42345 4 года назад +1

      YES!!

    • @cmk4118
      @cmk4118 4 года назад +7

      Soviets did it en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1K17_Szhatie

  • @pinkfloydfan15
    @pinkfloydfan15 4 года назад +233

    I feel like someday we’ll have to sign a petition to get this our man out of prison

    • @TommyDye
      @TommyDye 4 года назад

      You are probably correct! 😃

    • @RmarkGillmer
      @RmarkGillmer 4 года назад +2

      Nope, he's just gonna disappear and end up in some underground government facility, his identity and all of his videos will have been erased.

  • @kornelius9811
    @kornelius9811 Год назад +7

    The Backyard Scientist, the man that closes his eyes while placing his hand less than 10cm away from a laser capable of melting through rocks

  • @solarzelos1857
    @solarzelos1857 3 года назад +560

    "lets shoot that Planet" is the most human Thing i have ever heard

    • @suelogan5152
      @suelogan5152 3 года назад +22

      It will bring a swift end to the rebelion

    • @badanimationstudios3358
      @badanimationstudios3358 3 года назад +24

      Most **American**

    • @sethadkins546
      @sethadkins546 3 года назад +25

      "Some aliens just got a vibe check"
      Man says after wiping out an entire alien race

    • @normalperson-x7o
      @normalperson-x7o 2 года назад +2

      "You may fire when ready..."

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 2 года назад +1

      @@sethadkins546 "vibe check", what is it?

  • @EricSwayne
    @EricSwayne 4 года назад +496

    "We've checked the flight radar and there's nothing that direction." **Moves laser all over the place**

    • @justinwood2
      @justinwood2 4 года назад +32

      I wonder if anyone has found any blind flying animals around there recently...

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 4 года назад +11

      Aliens just got a hot welcome, in the commandcenter on the aliens planet, "The war is on" they shot down a whole wing.

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 4 года назад +39

      And all the US stealth aircraft that may be out there? Until now it has been his and his consenting friends, but now he takes this powerful weapon into the public? Sorry to say it, but that was not a good thing to do. And now the legislators are in full swing to licensing lasers above 0.5 mw......

    • @BlueScapegoat
      @BlueScapegoat 4 года назад +43

      @@dmg4415 I posted another comment saying just this thing. I'm a controller. There are definitely more aircraft flying around than the public can see on any app, and it's definitely jail time if you're busted with a handheld laser.

    • @troyBORG
      @troyBORG 4 года назад +6

      I wonder how many bugs they destroyed with that.

  • @kamikamieu
    @kamikamieu 4 года назад +445

    Next episode: getting hired by US Army

    • @user-iz5wc6rc2w
      @user-iz5wc6rc2w 4 года назад +26

      After that getting arrested for violating the Geneva convention

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 4 года назад +10

      After that getting confronted by karens fearing radiation

    • @XxRandomHeroxX9
      @XxRandomHeroxX9 4 года назад +6

      Raided*

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 4 года назад +4

      @@XxRandomHeroxX9 kidnapped*

    • @SilverEXVII
      @SilverEXVII 4 года назад +5

      Think the Space Force might be wanting him instead.

  • @bredsheeran2897
    @bredsheeran2897 11 месяцев назад +1

    That one unemployed friend on a Monday night:

  • @SqueezeboxOfDelights
    @SqueezeboxOfDelights 4 года назад +208

    That evidently wasn’t Queen Elizabeth because it died.
    Edit: Oh, I do love a good comment argument.

    • @unlokia
      @unlokia 4 года назад +5

      Please do not talk about Her Majesty in this manner, she's an exceptional woman, and has done more for the world than I bet most people have. Many thanks for your understanding.

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 года назад +4

      @@unlokia no

    • @kiddanonymous2783
      @kiddanonymous2783 4 года назад +2

      @@unlokia hate to be a bummer but are you guys aware that to us your queen is somewhat of a meme? Theres a long running joke about her being a superhuman anomaly which this comment is referencing. Im just curious to if you've ever heard of it because i would have thought you guys knew.

    • @kiddanonymous2783
      @kiddanonymous2783 4 года назад +1

      This is a serious question btw, i really gotta know

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 года назад +1

      @@kiddanonymous2783 you may never get an answer

  • @panes4572
    @panes4572 4 года назад +612

    “Florida man builds his own turret mounted laser and burns the coronavirus.”

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 4 года назад +8

      That probably already exists

    • @trinitymodz7663
      @trinitymodz7663 4 года назад +1

      Santy1330 he lives in Hawaii nerd

    • @panes4572
      @panes4572 4 года назад +7

      SnapCrackleJeff He’s from Florida nerd

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 4 года назад

      Theyre both in america so hes american and that's only what matters you clowns

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 4 года назад +2

      ​@@trinitymodz7663 He lives in Florida and that's where this was filmed.
      WTF makes you think this was in Hawaii lmfao?

  • @arthurfrost9004
    @arthurfrost9004 Год назад +632

    Kevin was so comfortable testing that near his pc monitor, amazing

    • @rogueonewon8311
      @rogueonewon8311 Год назад +11

      @@fluffy6818 fr

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope Год назад +8

      @@fluffy6818 same bro

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 Год назад +7

      @@fluffy6818 my father used to sing it to me when i was young, god rest his soul.
      actually made me tear up, thank you so much for bringing this many memories to me.

    • @renanzinZS
      @renanzinZS Год назад +5

      Also near his car

    • @dupre7416
      @dupre7416 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's a $3,000+ iMac. I thought maybe he was going to shoot it because it's kind of old now. Then I checked the video date and thought again.

  • @RaplimNaim
    @RaplimNaim 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Who needs fireworks when you have a 200 Watt car mounted laser? 🔥"

  • @idontwanttopickone
    @idontwanttopickone 4 года назад +328

    10:30 - You are now on a list.
    Love,
    The British government.

    • @idik653
      @idik653 4 года назад +31

      What are they gonna do about it? I don’t think any military could defeat a Florida man with laser turret

    • @idontwanttopickone
      @idontwanttopickone 4 года назад +5

      @@idik653 I see your Florida man and raise you: tea bags, corgis and a population of people who voted for Brexit and us.
      Love,
      The British government.
      P.S. Ever seen a drunk sun burnt little English man, deprived of tea, riding upon a corgi towards a tea bag that is hanging from a stick that's attached to his own head? Enraged doesn't even begin to describe it.

    • @idontwanttopickone
      @idontwanttopickone 4 года назад +3

      @Promotional Inc. they wouldn't fair well against Mecha Terry Wogan and his fish 'n' chips cannons.
      Love,
      The British government.

    • @FOXFIRE_RACING
      @FOXFIRE_RACING 4 года назад

      I clicked on your thing and i got a black rifle ad

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 4 года назад

      Sorry britbongs, but your royal navy can't get us from across the pond ;3

  • @mithrildragon9895
    @mithrildragon9895 2 года назад +2061

    Kevin: "There are no planes within 100 miles"
    Also Kevin: *Hits The ISS"

    • @ry3340
      @ry3340 2 года назад +81

      Hahaha that will be a multi-bilion dollar law suit

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 2 года назад +45

      Actually it's average altitude is 248 miles.

    • @mithrildragon9895
      @mithrildragon9895 2 года назад +13

      @@shaxplosion woosh

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 2 года назад +87

      @@mithrildragon9895 Jesus, I know it's a joke. I just wanted to drop a fun fact...

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 2 года назад +14

      @@shaxplosion Then state that it's a fun fact lol?

  • @fabienneadler2970
    @fabienneadler2970 4 года назад +307

    5 hrs later: Royal Marines: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

  • @salemtyphonos
    @salemtyphonos Год назад +20

    dude the thing i wish i could see the most ironically is how he built the laser casing and focusing mechanisms but i honestly understand why he probably didn’t because i’d imagine spreading out that information could put you on a watchlist

    • @edwinbristow2690
      @edwinbristow2690 Год назад +4

      If your not on a watchlist, your not using freedom correctly.

    • @hamzasaqlainfun
      @hamzasaqlainfun Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/4SHJoBIYZJk/видео.html

    • @zombieregime
      @zombieregime Год назад +2

      Uhm....he (well the actual engineers in the background that allow him to play the clown on camera) strapped the out put end of the fiber to the eyepiece of a telescope, made a front plate to support one end and a support with long bolts and springs to fine tune the orientation supporting the back the telescope for aiming, and ran a toothed timing belt over the focuser knob so a stepper motor can tune the focus in situ. The smaller camera scope would have probably been more rigidly mounted to the main casing structure, squared to the front plate, with its own focuser stepper, and a web cam or RPi cam on the eyepiece. I mean, these arent new concepts, its a pan tilt mount, a camera, a laser, a pair of telescopes, 4 stepper driver boards, an arduino...apparently (not really needed unless that joystick was modified so the potentiometers were directly accessible which an arduino could read on its analog pins)... If the question is can you shine a laser through a telephone, yes it been done before, a lot. If its can you strap a telescope to an automated pointing device, again yes, that is how goto and star tracker mounts work. There isnt much here beyond that. Honestly Im a bit disappointed he needed to be wired to the thing....
      But, uh, if the question is how did you make that so I can build my own..... Im afraid the answer is in the form of this LPT: if you cant suss out how it was built..... probably not the best idea to be thinking about playing with 200w directed energy weapons.... stick to the

  • @wfcbatman4021
    @wfcbatman4021 4 года назад +283

    “What planet do you think that is?” “Uranus” *Immediately shoots it with a laser*

    • @Beakerzor
      @Beakerzor 4 года назад +2

      @HO LAM YIU with Pluto right between and a little lower, but not visible

    • @wfcbatman4021
      @wfcbatman4021 4 года назад

      HO LAM YIU just make sure that Uranus doesn’t have any cling-ons

  • @1999jassim
    @1999jassim 4 года назад +357

    My guy just put himself in a watch list for both the U.S and Britain in 11 minutes

    • @k1ortia
      @k1ortia 4 года назад +14

      They can watch all they want.. no more lethal then a fool with a firearm. Which Amerikkka happily condones..

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 4 года назад +16

      @@k1ortia Yay. Randomly plugged politics.

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 года назад

      @@lazwit5513 I like your name

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 4 года назад +1

      @@palmsky1119 Thanks mate

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 года назад

      @@lazwit5513 COGGERS :)

  • @herbertboelk7545
    @herbertboelk7545 3 года назад +640

    TBYS: There is no plane in this direction for a100 miles.
    NASA: I wonder why our satelite went blind.

    • @jetkrazee
      @jetkrazee 3 года назад +7

      LMAO!!!

    • @Jade-cs9no
      @Jade-cs9no 3 года назад +25

      Telescopes looking at the moon: MY EYES!!!

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 3 года назад

      Lol!

    • @marby602
      @marby602 3 года назад

      breaking eggs to make an omelet is how things work.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 года назад +3

      Everybody gansta till it hits the ISS

  • @Expertato555
    @Expertato555 Год назад +1

    “Time to roast the corona.”
    Me in 2023: “we should have done that before.”

  • @liamw-89
    @liamw-89 3 года назад +964

    The fact that you actually contacted these defence companies and tried to buy a military-grade laser is amazing

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 года назад +71

      I would love to be able to see the faces of the people on the other end of the call.

    • @louisianagator95
      @louisianagator95 3 года назад +87

      @@justindunlap1235 they probably get those calls from time to time from militias or other paramilitary type groups/individuals, probably even a terrorist or two.

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 3 года назад +122

      @@louisianagator95 If he said he was from a terrorist they would have sent him one for free as well as a fat check from the CIA.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 2 года назад +4

      he's probably on all of the lists.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад +3

      @@NeoTechni nah, second amendment and all and that laser is decidedly a weapon of fire. ;)

  • @TheRandomDoesAirsoft
    @TheRandomDoesAirsoft 3 года назад +553

    I love how he NEVER mentions dont try this at home

  • @fart4389
    @fart4389 4 года назад +862

    Military: NO YOU CANT JUST PUT A MOUNTED WEAPON ON YOUR VEHICLE
    TheBackyardScientist: haha lazer go BrRrRrR

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Год назад +1

    I would compare this guy to a Mad Scientist but dude is having too much fun.

  • @everettdaniel1947
    @everettdaniel1947 3 года назад +273

    “Washington fought for my right to own a laser death ray”

    • @temmie9430
      @temmie9430 3 года назад +9

      God bless america

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 года назад +4

      yes technically you are correct.

    • @angrypastabrewing
      @angrypastabrewing 3 года назад +1

      We may need it now or maybe not

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 года назад +3

      there aren't many laws stoping you from owning laser death Rays
      there are a couple that stop people from selling them though

    • @alfredodominguez2799
      @alfredodominguez2799 3 года назад

      Need that on a shirt 🤔🧐

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers 4 года назад +172

    This channel just devolves more and more into outright supervilliany as time goes on I mean you're literally shooting lasers at the moon now.

    • @aerial11
      @aerial11 4 года назад +4

      Kevig: This will kill coronavirus, now I don't have the virus but I have a bottle...
      Me: Hold up, WHAT?
      Kevin: ...of corona
      Me: OH THANK GOD!

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 4 года назад +1

      How long until the Hacksmith comes for him?

    • @WWFrank
      @WWFrank 2 года назад +2

      🎵Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated.
      or something

  • @TechZACH16
    @TechZACH16 4 года назад +204

    I consistently question the legality of your occupation.

    • @brandonnixon7105
      @brandonnixon7105 4 года назад +28

      Yeah shinin that thing in the sky wasnt so smart

    • @voxeldragon6908
      @voxeldragon6908 4 года назад +7

      Agreed

    • @anaveragehumanbeing3669
      @anaveragehumanbeing3669 4 года назад +6

      Brandon Nixon Well he did check all flight plans within a 100 mile radius and there were no planes flying at that time.

    • @tuckerkennedy5016
      @tuckerkennedy5016 4 года назад +12

      @@anaveragehumanbeing3669 *Shoots down Russian Spy Plane*

    • @nonnymoose7005
      @nonnymoose7005 4 года назад +6

      Importing that laser was illegal.

  • @abozarnori7930
    @abozarnori7930 Год назад +1

    Steven definitely know what planet is up there 😂 “Uranus”

  • @kevinhusser2090
    @kevinhusser2090 4 года назад +272

    "I'm going to shoot the queen with a laser." How to make it onto a watch list somewhere, step 1.

    • @BomaniChisulo
      @BomaniChisulo 4 года назад +26

      Yeah he called Lockhead asking about a laser that shoots down airplanes. He's on a list for sure.

    • @colsoncustoms8994
      @colsoncustoms8994 4 года назад

      No doubt 😂😂😂

    • @Knackebrodz
      @Knackebrodz 4 года назад +1

      Dude if he had done that in the UK the police would be knocking on the door.

  • @Nighthawkinlight
    @Nighthawkinlight 4 года назад +325

    Holy crap I want one

    • @Elliebugy13
      @Elliebugy13 4 года назад +1

      NightHawkInLight first reply xD

    • @JohnWayne99999a
      @JohnWayne99999a 4 года назад +1

      Me too!!!!

    • @marcusfransson8970
      @marcusfransson8970 4 года назад +1

      It looks so cool

    • @jdecar1
      @jdecar1 4 года назад +12

      @@VoidCode Better hope you win quickly, or you'll have provided the jet with the brightest targeting beacon ever.

    • @stephanierozell9066
      @stephanierozell9066 4 года назад

      NightHawkInLight lol same

  • @TechBuilder
    @TechBuilder 3 года назад +766

    Random bird passing through: X_X

    • @M187x
      @M187x 3 года назад +18

      Yup, just like airplane engines.

    • @vincentschumann937
      @vincentschumann937 3 года назад +11

      @@creepertech9872 r/woooosh

    • @godfreycarino2808
      @godfreycarino2808 3 года назад

      hi jajjhaha techbuilder

    • @stealthzz3982
      @stealthzz3982 3 года назад +6

      @@creepertech9872 u have a minecraft creeper thats why

    • @stealthzz3982
      @stealthzz3982 3 года назад +1

      chicken is the best noones better poop minecraft

  • @arungowda
    @arungowda 11 месяцев назад +1

    "What planet is up there?"
    "Uranus?"
    I see what you did there

  • @rafisofyan
    @rafisofyan 4 года назад +203

    Backyardscientist: " 13:08 we're totally fine, Steven hit it"
    *tears through a few satellites passing by the laser beam*

  • @Yosei_Law
    @Yosei_Law 4 года назад +276

    It’s all fun and games until lasers from other planets point back at you DUN DUN DUN

    • @iancu_de_hunedoara
      @iancu_de_hunedoara 3 года назад +2

      underrated

    • @crazygameryt8750
      @crazygameryt8750 3 года назад +3

      Its a holiday

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 года назад +2

      NASA scientists: Message decodes as "why you disrespecting me bro?"

    • @richardlooch2109
      @richardlooch2109 3 года назад +1

      he should have mounted the laser on the bottom of the drone then put crosshairs on the drone cam. that would be really cool.

  • @begula...3896
    @begula...3896 5 месяцев назад +1

    Laser ❌
    Minecraft Beacon ✅

  • @mrbananaz1911
    @mrbananaz1911 4 года назад +479

    *"some aliens just got vibe checked"*
    Yea I like this lad

    • @charitypierce7966
      @charitypierce7966 4 года назад +2

      Mr Bananaz ok mate

    • @jasonfan4701
      @jasonfan4701 4 года назад +3

      well if im being honest that planet is probably very far away, so the fact the they just got vibe checked is wrong, they would have gotten vibe checked a few decades from now.

    • @Chris-wy1qf
      @Chris-wy1qf 4 года назад +2

      and then if you look close the aliens shoot a shooting star

    • @alev4287
      @alev4287 4 года назад +1

      @@Chris-wy1qf that's what i was wondering if anyone else saw, It looks like there's a couple actually, @13:47, 13:53 (super quick one) &13:54

    • @Chris-wy1qf
      @Chris-wy1qf 4 года назад

      @@alev4287 yeah you're right. As soon as he "shot" the star

  • @leemilica
    @leemilica 3 года назад +227

    "Hey Steven what planet do you think that is up there?"
    "Uranus"
    *Planet gets lasered*

    • @temmie9430
      @temmie9430 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Boojump
      @Boojump 3 года назад +2

      They used a laser on Uranus

    • @potato9539
      @potato9539 3 года назад +1

      Uranus is geting shot

  • @scoobydoo4595
    @scoobydoo4595 4 года назад +637

    "Queen's on fire, Queen's on fire!" The french every 5 minutes

    • @thj_4623
      @thj_4623 4 года назад +6

      Preety sure its "we surrender, we surrender"

    • @oscarmichel8893
      @oscarmichel8893 4 года назад +1

      More like : king on fire

    • @woolfy02
      @woolfy02 4 года назад

      INSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ejtamayo5317
      @ejtamayo5317 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @problemsolver3254
      @problemsolver3254 4 года назад

      Her head fell of

  • @_assassin25
    @_assassin25 Год назад +1

    Breaking news: man discovers aliens after shooting down an alien spacecraft

  • @hgoneci
    @hgoneci 3 года назад +637

    if you did this at backyard, I can not imagine what US ARMY can do.

    • @iamatis20
      @iamatis20 3 года назад +16

      Bingo!

    • @LH0603
      @LH0603 3 года назад +59

      They already have lasers on ships to eleminate enemys boats and drones

    • @hgoneci
      @hgoneci 3 года назад +32

      @@LH0603 that's right. but, I think there is more unknown

    • @MattThompsonOnGoogle
      @MattThompsonOnGoogle 3 года назад +32

      It looks a lot more impressive than it actually is. If you have enough (taxpayer) money you can do the same thing at much greater scale and, well, it's only impressive if you don't know how much it costs.
      Still, a lot of great work went into this homemade contraption. Just make sure you get clearances for such experiments so you don't get arrested or kill someone, okay?

    • @bigchew3149
      @bigchew3149 3 года назад +5

      @@LH0603 Yep,& have sense the 70's & i dono about you but it kinda makes me wonder just how deep the rabbit hole goes Because if they are letting us know about/use this what all are they not telling us ?? Very interesting i say !

  • @kamisama9715
    @kamisama9715 4 года назад +419

    "Shoot the moon shoot the moon!"
    Retroreflector on the moon: *Sends the beam back at same angle*

  • @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
    @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 4 года назад +282

    "i look so cool in these glasses"
    literally less than 2 seconds later:
    "i look like such a dweeb in these glasses"
    we know chief

  • @theguyitself
    @theguyitself Год назад +1

    "sorry queen, nothing personnel"
    said calmly while stepping at the queen figure

  • @thisisachannel7699
    @thisisachannel7699 2 года назад +891

    Kevin is the definition of "local Florida man"
    Local Florida man builds military grade laser in his backyard and shines it at the moon

    • @__Razer
      @__Razer 2 года назад +27

      To be clear, the "military grade" laser that could shoot down planes or missiles is around 5,000 times more powerful than the 200 watt laser in the video.

    • @thisisachannel7699
      @thisisachannel7699 2 года назад

      @@__Razer I would r/wooosh you but I don't want to seem like a redditor with no life so I will wait or someone else to do it

    • @loppanisoppan
      @loppanisoppan 2 года назад +40

      @@__Razer "military grade" means that something is as cheap as it gets without breaking with the first use.

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 2 года назад +10

      Kevin is the Science Flordia Man
      Unlike the chaotic Florida man who does chaos in all ways the science one uses science for this but has the same amount of recklessness no sorry GENIUS!

    • @amazingdude9042
      @amazingdude9042 2 года назад +4

      this guy doesn't build anything. Believe me. He has somebody else doing all the work and he just pays them and make videos from it by showing some basic details. he ain't the actual engineer doing the work.

  • @mr.gspot753
    @mr.gspot753 4 года назад +282

    BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man executes the queen with a laser

  • @captainpoo6625
    @captainpoo6625 4 года назад +394

    “There’s zero planes within 100 miles in this direction of here”
    Planes 101 miles away: 👁👄👁

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 года назад +16

      _Fuqer didn't even check where the ISS was. {0.o}_

    • @nk6197
      @nk6197 4 года назад +64

      Publicly available flight trackers will not track all aircraft. Lots of air traffic isn’t tracked on apps. The only real safe way is to clear it with the FAA. He could have ruined peoples lives just because he wanted to play around with a laser. Rant over- sorry I’m a pilot and know all too well the dangers of lasers and this has me triggered

    • @jessejb
      @jessejb 4 года назад +3

      @@nk6197 Exactly.

    • @lochinvar00465
      @lochinvar00465 4 года назад +21

      Legally he should have filed a NOTAM and possibly obtained a waiver from the FAA. Brilliant lights in the sky require a NOTAM and waiver. Would have been a sad night had he disabled something like a Mediflight which would not be listed on flight trackers.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 года назад +4

      @@lochinvar00465 _You got that right, plus the Pilots would never know what's happening to them because of the almost invisible IR bouncing around in their cockpit._
      _Maybe the inside of all aircraft cockpits should be painted with light absorbing coatings plus have IR sensors and IR filtering windows. I don't how much it would affect the window's polarization that the pilot's definitely need to kill the glare they experience from everyday flights._

  • @teaganwindago3132
    @teaganwindago3132 Год назад

    My recommendation for whats its worth. Is that you paint the Laser housing and mounts black and mount the controls for aiming in your truck and leave it there. You are basically turning your SUV into a military style truck. Some call them "Technicals". Basically a Toyota with a machine gun mounted on a try pod bolted to the floor of the bed. You're setup up is awesome! Rock it and don't stop!

  • @andyr4941
    @andyr4941 3 года назад +400

    "Hey Steven what planet do you think that is there?"
    "Uranus. Heh heh."
    Meanwhile, on the International Space Station......
    "Hey Oleg, who turned out the lights and why can I smell cooking eyeballs?"

    • @alecboi777
      @alecboi777 3 года назад +15

      or this: This just in, Florida man lasers the red Tesla Roadster that is currently in sun orbit, in half.

    • @matthewclark4510
      @matthewclark4510 3 года назад +1

      @@alecboi777 you sound special

    • @kuiper921
      @kuiper921 3 года назад +9

      @@matthewclark4510 it’s a joke

    • @TheCaptainFatBelly
      @TheCaptainFatBelly 3 года назад +2

      @@matthewclark4510 ironic